Zhou Jing, Wang Family mansion! In a hall! 周京,王家大宅！一间大厅之中！ The hall has the liquor table, above chocked up the wine and meat, this moment dirty broken frock does not abstain from the monk, upright stuttering meat and big mouth drinks, simultaneously is protecting with the hand, for fear that the person snatches with him general. 大厅有个酒桌,上面摆满了酒肉,此刻一身脏兮兮破僧袍的不戒和尚,正大口吃肉、大口喝酒,同时用手护着,生怕人跟他抢一般。 Big table of wine and meat, in a while, did not abstain from the monk to eat none. 一大桌酒肉,没过多久,就被不戒和尚吃了个精光。 Side sits Wang Ke and Zhang Zhengdao is drinking tea, waits not to abstain from the monk to eat meal. 旁边坐着王可和张正道喝着茶,等着不戒和尚吃饭。 „This monk, is the pig reincarnation? Can eat? Did wine and meat, finish eating by him?” Zhang Zhengdao vacant say/way. “这和尚,是猪投胎的吧？这么能吃？一座酒肉,都被他吃完了？”张正道茫然道。 „Belch, is not I blows with you, comes one table again, I ate did not have the issue!” did not abstain from the monk to raise the head immediately. “嗝,不是我跟你们吹,再来一桌,我吃了都没问题！”不戒和尚顿时抬起头来说了一句。 „That comes one table again, eats!” Wang Ke told. “那就再来一桌,吃！”王可吩咐道。 „Yes!” “是！” Out of the door, has the Wang Family juniors to come to clean up the aftermath immediately fast, in the meantime, the quick another table of wine and meat suspended. 门外,顿时有王家子弟快速前来收拾残局,同时,很快又一桌酒肉摆了上来。 But at this moment, does not abstain from the monk to feel that some are not right, has not been eating anxiously, but looks to Wang Ke: „This donor, you shouted me, to invite me ate one to eat? This poor monk anything thing does not have! Why are you want me......?” 而此刻,不戒和尚感觉有些不对劲了,没有急着去吃,而是看向王可:“这位施主,你把我喊来,就是为了请我吃一顿饱餐的？贫僧什么东西也没有啊！你这是想要我干什么……？” „Grandmaster, I heard, you are familiar with the scrip­tures?” Wang Ke curious say/way. “大师,我听说,你熟读经文？”王可好奇道。 „Ha, far more than is familiar with the scrip­tures, on this day below Confucian classics, I know by heart!” Does not abstain from the monk to say with a smile immediately. “哈哈哈,何止是是熟读经文啊,这天下的经书,我都倒背如流！”不戒和尚顿时笑道。 „You blow, the world Confucian classics, do you know by heart?” A Zhang Zhengdao face does not believe. “你就吹吧,天下经书,你都倒背如流？”张正道一脸不信。 „Yo, don't you believe? You can test me! Not being able saying that I am your grandson! If I the back comes out, you are my grandson, what kind of?” Does not abstain from the monk immediately the drinking favorite say/way. “呦呵,你不信？你可以考我啊！说不出来,我是你孙子！我要是背出来,你是我孙子,怎么样？”不戒和尚顿时喝着酒得意道。 Zhang Zhengdao complexion one stiff. fucking, I, who would have thought Daus scrip­tures. Also, didn't my wife have, to want your grandson to do? 张正道脸色一僵。特么,我哪知道什么经文啊。再说了,我媳妇还没有,要你这孙子干什么？ „Un, the first pass/test, was!” Wang Ke nods in side. “嗯,第一道关,算是过了！”王可在旁点了点头。 Zhang Zhengdao stares to look to Wang Ke: „what first pass/test?” 张正道瞪眼看向王可:“什么第一道关啊？” Does not abstain from the monk also to stare to look to Wang Ke: „I said that do you believe?” 不戒和尚也瞪眼看向王可:“我说的,你相信？” „Doesn't believe importantly, you had this energy on the line!” Wang Ke shakes the head. “信不信不重要,你有这个底气就行了！”王可摇了摇头。 Does not abstain from the monk: „............!” 不戒和尚:“…………！” „The second pass/test, I asked you again, did you know about the blood temple? The blood temple has a monk, called to abstain from the color monk! Do you know?” Wang Ke asked that to does not abstain from the monk. “第二道关,我再问你,你对度血寺了解吗？度血寺有个和尚,叫戒色和尚！你认识吗？”王可问向不戒和尚。 Zhang Zhengdao stares, this does not abstain from the monk to know that abstains from the color monk? Wang Ke, how you think, cannot, because has ‚abstention’ character, mixes up them, one is Nascent Origin Realm, one is a mortal! 张正道一愣,这不戒和尚认识戒色和尚？王可,你怎么想的啊,不能因为都有个‘戒’字,就将他们混在一起啊,一个是元婴境,一个是凡人啊！ „Isn't the blood temple? Inside monk, I am ripe! Abstained from the color monk you just mentioned? That is my apprentice!” Does not abstain from the monk to say directly. “不就是度血寺吗？里面的和尚,我都熟！你刚才提到的戒色和尚？那是我徒弟！”不戒和尚直接道。 „Wang Ke, he lies, fucking, big Zhou Guoshi coming from blood temple, this does not abstain from the monk not to know, the also that Nascent Origin Realm abstention color monk, his also face said unexpectedly is own apprentice!” Revealing that Zhang Zhengdao despises immediately said. “王可,他撒谎,特么,大周国师就来自度血寺,这不戒和尚就不认识,还有那元婴境的戒色和尚,他居然还有脸说是自己的徒弟！”张正道顿时鄙夷的揭穿道。 „Un, this second pass/test, has calculated!” Wang Ke nods. “嗯,这第二道关,也算过了！”王可点了点头。 „What?” Zhang Zhengdao, does not abstain from the monk to look together to Wang Ke. “什么？”张正道、不戒和尚一起看向王可。 „Wang Ke, are you interview? He how two passes/tests?” Zhang Zhengdao staring puzzled say/way. “王可,你这是面试呢？他怎么就过了两道关了啊？”张正道瞪眼不解道。 Does not abstain from the monk also with astonishment to look to Wang Ke, this person of what meaning? How can't I understand? 不戒和尚也惊愕的看向王可,这人什么意思？我怎么就听不懂呢？ „Un, the first pass/test tests him to boast, the second pass/test tests him to want shameless! Un, crossed, is person who I must find, understands a Buddhist literature, will boast, very shameless! I must look for such talent!” Wang Ke answered. “嗯,第一道关测试他会不会吹牛皮,第二道关测试他要不要脸！嗯,都过了,是我要找的人,懂点佛经,会吹牛皮,很不要脸！我就要找这样的人才！”王可解释道。 Zhang Zhengdao: „..................!” 张正道:“………………！” Does not abstain from the monk: „..................!” 不戒和尚:“………………！” „Amitabha, the Buddhist does not hit the lies, when did I boast? Why on shameless? Donor, you cannot even white falsely accuse me!” Does not abstain from the monk to stare to say. “阿弥陀佛,出家人不打诳语,我什么时候吹牛皮了？为什么就不要脸了？施主,你不能平白诬陷我啊！”不戒和尚瞪眼道。 „Right! Is this expression! When others reveal you, must according to strive! I appreciate your!” Wang Ke immediately excited say/way. “对！就是这个表情！当别人揭穿你的时候,一定要据以力争！我就欣赏你这点！”王可顿时激动道。 Zhang Zhengdao: „............!” 张正道:“…………！” Does not abstain from the monk: „............!” 不戒和尚:“…………！” „This donor, can your do?” Does not abstain looks to Wang Ke that the monk is somewhat worried. “这位施主,你这到底要干什么？”不戒和尚有些担心的看向王可。 „Does not abstain from the Grandmaster, do you want to eat the meat to drink daily? Do you want the money of being able to all spend? Do you want to become everyone's respectable Saint monk?” Asking that Wang Ke anticipates. “不戒大师,你想要天天吃肉喝酒吗？你想要有花不完的钱吗？你想要成为人人尊敬的圣僧吗？”王可期待的问道。 Does not abstain from the monk to look at a loss to Wang Ke: „Thinks thinks, yes, how is this possible?” 不戒和尚茫然的看向王可:“想到是想,就是,这怎么可能？” „To be how impossible? Today asks you to come, to let you can eat the best meat daily, drinks the best liquor, in the meantime, I to you a lot of money, making many people respect you for the monk Saint!” Wang Ke serious say/way. “怎么就不可能了？今天请你来,就是为了让你能天天吃最好的肉,喝最好的酒的,同时,我会给你很多钱,让很多人尊敬你为僧圣的！”王可郑重道。 Nearby Zhang Zhengdao astonished looks to Wang Ke, you are deliver warm? 一旁张正道惊愕的看向王可,你是来送温暖的吗？ „I, I am not clear!” Does not abstain from the monk vacant say/way. “我,我不明白！”不戒和尚茫然道。 „You do not need to understand, then, you listen our on the line! I ensure you obtain all that you want! What kind of?” Wang Ke anticipates looked that to does not abstain from the monk. “你不需要明白,接下来,你就听我们的就行！我保证你得到你想要的一切！怎么样？”王可期待的看向不戒和尚。 „Won't you think the strategic point I?” Does not abstain from the monk to be worried to say. “你不会想要害我吧？”不戒和尚担心道。 „Not, but gives you to pack! Meanwhile, trades an image to see the person, can you want?” Wang Ke urged. “不会,只是给你包装一下而已！同时,换个形象见人,你可愿意？”王可劝道。 „Real false?” Does not abstain from a monk face suspicion. “真的假的？”不戒和尚一脸怀疑。 „A year, most one year, you coordinate us, we give all that you pledged, after the matter became, we gave back to your expense! What's wrong? This is the contract, sureproof here, you have a look!” Wang Ke promotes a contract to say. “一年,最多一年时间,你配合我们,我们给你承诺的一切,事成之后,我们还给你一笔费用！如何？这是合约,白纸黑字在这里,你看看！”王可推出一份合约说道。 Does not abstain from the monk also to know the character, at this moment bewildered receiving looked. 不戒和尚也认识字,此刻一脸茫然的接过看了起来。 „Do you want to make me be the host?” Does not abstain from the monk to look curiously to Wang Ke. “你想让我当主持？”不戒和尚好奇的看向王可。 „Right, I prepare to build a temple in week Capital, named ‚Suppressing Demons Temple’, please open one to surpass the congress, surpasses this time by the common people who Monster kills! Comforts in the common people heart the pain, making the dead be reborn in paradise!” Wang Ke answered. “没错,我准备在周京建立一座寺庙,名叫‘镇魔寺’,请你开一个超度大会,超度这次被妖魔杀害的百姓！安抚百姓心中痛苦,让死者往生！”王可解释道。 „This is the good deed, but, what meaning is your contract?” “这是好事啊,可,你这合约是什么意思？” „In other words, you cannot surpass with the original status, you must according to our requests, surpass the dead spirit with another status! For the common people, I thinks that the Grandmaster should not reject?” Wang Ke asked. “就是说,你不能用原来身份去超度了,你要按照我们的要求,用另外一个身份去超度亡灵！都是为了苍生,我想大师应该不会拒绝吧？”王可问道。 „Suppressing Demons Temple? Am I a host? Other status?” Does not abstain from the monk to be astonished. “镇魔寺？我是主持？别的身份？”不戒和尚一脸愕然。 „Right, your new status, named ‚abstains from color’ Grandmaster!” Wang Ke answered. “对,你新的身份,名叫‘戒色’大师！”王可解释道。 „Abstains from the color?” Nearby Zhang Zhengdao startled called out. “戒色？”张正道一旁惊叫道。 Are you make this wine and meat monk pretend to be the lust day? No, pretends to be to abstain from the color monk? 你这是让这酒肉和尚冒充色欲天？不,冒充戒色和尚？ „You, do you want to do?” Does not abstain from the monk vacant say/way. “你,你这是要干嘛？”不戒和尚茫然道。 „Do do not ask do, to surpass the dead spirit in any case, making the dead be reborn in paradise, comforts the living pain, I think, should not feel embarrassed you?” Wang Ke asked. “你不要问干什么,反正就是为了超度亡灵,让死者往生,安抚生者痛苦,我想,应该不为难你吧？”王可问道。 Does not abstain from the monk to look at this contract complexion strangeness: „Not awkward is not awkward, but, I always feel strangely!” 不戒和尚看着这合约脸色一阵古怪:“不为难是不为难,但,我总感觉怪怪的！” „!” “啪啪！” Wang Ke patted clapping, immediately, the Wang Family juniors lift a big box, in the big box chocked up gold and silver. 王可拍了拍手,顿时,王家子弟抬上来一个大箱子,大箱子里摆满了金银。 „This is the reward of contract, now, but also strange?” Wang Ke asked. “这是合约的报酬,现在,还怪怪的吗？”王可问道。 „It is not strange, haha, is not strange!” Did not abstain from the monk to smile immediately. “不怪,哈哈,不怪了！”不戒和尚顿时笑了起来。 „Good, you signed the contract, pressed the fingerprint, first combs the hair and wash the face one with my subordinate!” Wang Ke said with a smile. “好,那你就签了合约,按了指印,跟我属下先去梳洗一番吧！”王可笑道。 „Good, good!” Did not abstain from the monk to sign the contract immediately happily. “好,好！”不戒和尚顿时开心的签了合约。 Simultaneously held the big box to follow the Wang Family juniors to leave. 同时抱着大箱子跟着王家子弟离开了。 „Wang Ke, you must to pretend to be to abstain from the color monk, then deceives palace Wei to appear?” Zhang Zhengdao curious say/way. “王可,你要让人冒充戒色和尚,然后骗宫薇出现？”张正道好奇道。 „Naturally, palace Wei ran around, where did I find her? Might as well make her look for us! She do not look to abstain from the color? Abstains from the color here, doesn't she look?” Wang Ke from channel. “当然了,宫薇四处跑,我哪找到她？不如让她来找我们！她不是要找戒色吗？戒色在这里,她不找来啊？”王可自信道。 „If by some chance, her already did find to abstain from the color monk?” Zhang Zhengdao curious say/way. “万一,她已经找到戒色和尚了呢？”张正道好奇道。 „Happen, some people pretend to be her husband, can she not be anxious? She is not anxious, abstaining from the color monk is also anxious, does not wreck the event, didn't we find palace Wei?” Wang Ke favorite say/way. “正好啊,有人冒充她老公,她能不急？她不急,戒色和尚也急啊,不来砸场子啊,我们不又找到宫薇了？”王可得意道。 „But, do you make this not abstain from the monk to pretend to be to do?” Zhang Zhengdao curious say/way. “可,你让这不戒和尚冒充干什么？”张正道好奇道。 „Key, I do not understand the Buddhist literature, except for meeting several doggerels about Buddhist priest, I cannot! The Buddhist literature may not understand too, but, you must boast with the Buddhist literature at least! Or how flickering person? Your meeting?” Wang Ke asked. “关键,我不懂佛经啊,除了会几句关于僧人的歪诗,我都不会啊！佛经不一定要懂太多,但,你最少要会用佛经去吹牛皮吧！要不怎么去忽悠人？你会吗？”王可问道。 „, Cannot! I to have read several Buddhist literature, but, boasted with the Buddhist literature, I have really not been able!” Zhang Zhengdao shakes the head. “呃,不会！我到是念过几本佛经,但,用佛经去吹牛皮,我还真不会！”张正道摇了摇头。 „This not on line? This does not abstain from the monk, has involved to the Buddhist literature, the key also makes other monk dumbfounded, will boast with the Buddhist literature, this enough, at the appointed time, my exaggeration, one generation of Saint monk images came out in addition!” Wang Ke answered. “这不就行了？这不戒和尚,对佛经有所涉及,关键还让别的和尚哑口无言过,会用佛经吹牛皮,这就够了啊,到时,加上我的一点渲染,一代圣僧形象就出来了啊！”王可解释道。 „Abstaining from the color monk is the Saint monk? His also wife!” Zhang Zhengdao stares to say. “戒色和尚是圣僧吗？他还有媳妇呢！”张正道瞪眼道。 „We do not pretend really abstain from the color monk, is only with his name in religion, carries out a propaganda! Mainly to seek something big with foresight!” Wang Ke answered. “我们又不是假冒真的戒色和尚,只是用他的法号,搞个宣传而已！主要还是为了放长线钓大鱼！”王可解释道。 Zhang Zhengdao silent a meeting, feels a little truth. 张正道沉默了一会,感觉有点道理。 „This time to look for palace Wei, you also calculated the initial capital!” Zhang Zhengdao said after a sigh. “这次为了找宫薇,你也算下血本了！”张正道感叹道。 „Under the initial capital is not good, I must after me lives to consider!” Wang Ke shakes the head. “不下血本不行啊,我要为我以后生活着想啊！”王可摇了摇头。 When two people are chatting, that did not abstain from the monk to take a bath quickly, changes a cassock to walk. 就在二人聊着的时候,那不戒和尚很快就洗过澡,换了一身袈裟走来了。 Sloppy does not abstain from the monk, changed clothes, really had the appearance of obtaining enlightenment eminent monk. 邋里邋遢的不戒和尚,换了一身衣裳,果然有了得道高僧的模样。 „Amitabha! Two donors, this poor monk now image, but also satisfies?” Does not abstain from the monk to say with a smile. “阿弥陀佛！二位施主,贫僧现在形象,可还满意？”不戒和尚笑道。 „Un, the appearance, after having a little taken a bath, with acted like a different person, even the beforehand Buddha square, did these your old acquaintance, not necessarily recognize you?” Zhang Zhengdao said after a sigh. “嗯,有点样子了,洗过澡后,和原先判若两人了,就算之前的佛头广场,那些你的老熟人,都不一定认得你了吧？”张正道感叹道。 „Amitabha!” Does not abstain from the monk to show a faint smile. “阿弥陀佛！”不戒和尚微微一笑。 „Come, spreads on this face! Has the appearance of obtaining enlightenment eminent monk!” Wang Ke dispatches a small porcelain bottle. “来,把这个涂脸上！才更有得道高僧的样子！”王可递出一个小瓷瓶。 Does not abstain received the small porcelain bottle that the monk has doubts, spreads it, did oneself change the appearance of obtaining enlightenment eminent monk? Why? 不戒和尚疑惑的接过小瓷瓶,涂上它,自己就变得道高僧的样子了？为什么？ Has the doubts, did not abstain from monk's to spread a face small porcelain bottle liquid. 带着疑惑,不戒和尚将小瓷瓶里的液体涂了一脸。 Saw that nearby Zhang Zhengdao stares the big eye suddenly, a face twitch: „Unexpectedly is that mosaic?” 就看到一旁的张正道忽然瞪大眼睛,面部一阵抽动:“居然是那马赛克？” „My face how heat?” Does not abstain from the monk to feel uneasy immediately. “我的脸怎么热热的？”不戒和尚顿时感到不妙。 Runs up to a nearby bronze mirror place photo fast, sees in mirror, all destroyed thoroughly, is the smallpox smallpox, arrives make the blood boil, this face already cannot look. This already was not on the face steadily the smallpox smallpox, but was in the smallpox smallpox steadily two eyes and opens mouth. 快速跑到一旁铜镜处一照,就看到镜中的自己,彻底全毁了,全是痘痘,多到令人发指,这脸已经不能看了。这已经不是脸上长着痘痘了,而是痘痘中长了两只眼睛和一张嘴。 „Donor, do you destroy me to accommodate? Why?” Did not abstain from the monk to be startled to call out. “施主,你毁我容？为什么？”不戒和尚惊叫道。 „Grandmaster does not need to worry, is only some allergic medicines, I have the antidote! Our Suppressing Demons Temple, will construct in week Capital, at the appointed time do many acquaintances, what to do recognize you to come? Thus, no one recognized you to come!” Wang Ke answered. “大师不用担心,只是一些过敏药,我这有解药的！我们的镇魔寺,会建在周京之中,到时很多熟人,认出你来怎么办？这样,就没人认出你来了！”王可解释道。 „But, I disfigured one's face, but also obtaining enlightenment eminent monk?” Did not abstain from the monk to be startled to call out. “可,我都毁容了,还得道高僧吗？”不戒和尚惊叫道。 „Grandmaster, you are a Buddhist, should know, the mortal body is only a leather bag, can do attractively? Must know, the attractive cheek is stereotyped, the appearance of destruction particularly is mystical! The obtaining enlightenment eminent monk, is this letting person to ascertain the airtight mystery!” Wang Ke answered. “大师,您是出家人,应该知道,肉身只是皮囊而已,要多漂亮干什么？须知道,漂亮的脸蛋千篇一律,毁灭的容颜才分外神秘！得道高僧,就是要这种让人捉摸不透的神秘感！”王可解释道。 Does not abstain from the monk: „..................!” 不戒和尚:“………………！” Was I fall in the pit? 我是掉坑里了吧？ ps: Second! also third! ps:第二更！还有第三更！