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#225: Witnesses your love with what?


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Suppressing Demons Temple! 镇魔寺 After Suppressing Demons Temple, does not know when had/left a kitchen. 镇魔寺后,不知何时多出了一间厨房。 Previously the yellow clothes young girl prepared food in this, but, this kitchen was somewhat special, chocked up the rice bowl and iron saucepan. Is the rice bowl and iron saucepan that used not to wash dirty. 先前黄衣少女就是在这做饭的,不过,这厨房有些特殊,就是摆满了饭碗和铁锅。都是用脏了没洗的饭碗和铁锅。 During Wang Ke, Zhang Zhengdao and Zhang Shenxu three people, in the mountain stream of introduction, are cleaning a pot to wash dishes. 王可张正道张神虚三人,正在就着引入的溪水,刷锅洗碗之中。 The Wang Ke complexion is good, but Zhang Zhengdao and on the Zhang Shenxu face, performs all black and blue, seemed is hit ruthlessly. 王可脸色还好,而张正道张神虚脸上,尽皆鼻青脸肿的,好似被狠狠的打了一顿。 I told you, making you not set at the air/Qi with her, you must annoy her, has a look, unlucky? Was hit in vain, but must clean a pot to wash dishes, fucking!” Wang Ke depressed is scolding. “我跟你们说,让你们别和她置气,你们非要惹她,看看,倒霉了吧?被白白打了一顿,还要刷锅洗碗,特么的!”王可郁闷的骂着。 How would I know this female mental illness such big strength! I think that I restored some supernatural powers, can resist! Who knows that her fist is so fierce?” Zhang Shenxu indignant say/way. “我哪知道这女神经病这么大力气啊!我以为我恢复了一些法力,可以抵挡一下的!谁知道她拳头那么厉害?”张神虚气愤道。 Others over 100 years old is, you many greatly?” Wang Ke disdains to say. “人家一百多岁了,你才多大点?”王可不屑道。 Why that hits me, I have not revolted!” Zhang Zhengdao is covering a face face depressed say/way. “那凭什么打我啊,我又没反抗!”张正道捂着脸一脸郁闷道。 You said words that should not speak!” Wang Ke said with a sigh. “你说了不该说的话!”王可叹息道。 I have not said anything, I thought that she walks in a threatening manner, I said, I guarantee the security, does not trace the things of your chest muscles to tell her master her! Why does she want to hit me? I said that must keep secret!” Zhang Zhengdao rubs the right eye that is swelling black. “我没说什么啊,我看她气势汹汹的走来,我就说,我保证保密,绝不把她摸你们胸肌的事情告诉她相公!她为什么要打我?我都说要保密了啊!”张正道揉着黑肿的右眼。 Is your, killed us, did fucking, look through does not divulge does not know? You must say that she is that countrywoman does do during the daytime? When you did not know, now what to do?” Wang Ke stares to say. “就是你这句,害死我们了,特么的,看破不说破不知道吗?你非要说她是白天那个村妇干什么?你就当不认识好了啊,现在怎么办?”王可瞪眼道。 Zhang Zhengdao is brushing the iron saucepan, a face is depressed. 张正道刷着铁锅,一脸郁闷。 Abstains from the color monk to marry such wife, was but actually eight lifetime blood mildew! During the daytime goes out to give him to wear the green hat, in the evening comes back to cook , not cleaning a pot bowl, more than 100 sets of pot bowls, never washed? In abstaining from color monk front gentle virtue, has a look, to have a look at behind this!” Scolding that Zhang Zhengdao resents. “戒色和尚娶这样的媳妇,也算是倒了八辈子血霉了!白天出去给他戴绿帽子,晚上回来烧饭,还不刷锅碗,这一百多套锅碗了,从来不洗的吗?在戒色和尚面前温良淑德,看看,看看这背后!”张正道愤恨的数落道。 Wang Ke and Zhang Shenxu looked at behind Zhang Zhengdao, has not answered , to continue silently is brushing the bowl. 王可张神虚看了眼张正道背后,没有搭腔,继续默默的刷着碗。 „Do you do? How to speak? My words, didn't you have the feelings? Has a look what matter that the back that young women do?” Zhang Zhengdao scolded. “你们干什么?怎么不说话啊?我刚才的话,你们没感触吗?看看背后那小娘们都干的什么事?”张正道数落道。 Wang Ke and Zhang Shenxu have not paid attention as before. Our already saw behind you young woman. 王可张神虚依旧没有理会。我们已经看到你背后的小娘们了。 Some Zhang Zhengdao not good premonitions, the back fine hair set upright suddenly suddenly, somewhat frightened has turned head, immediately saw that yellow clothes young girl is inserting the waist, coldly looks at itself. 张正道忽然有种不好的预感,后背汗毛忽然竖了起来,有些惊悚的扭过头来,顿时看到,那黄衣少女插着腰,正冷冷的看着自己。 Whom did you say but actually eight lifetime blood mildew?” Yellow clothes young girl tone ice cold say/way. “你说谁倒了八辈子血霉?”黄衣少女语气冰寒道。 I, I, I......!” Zhang Zhengdao staring panic-stricken say/way. “我,我,我……!”张正道瞪眼惊恐道。 „Was fist insufficient? Unexpectedly dares to arrange the old lady, his mother, choking with rage that the old lady suppresses in the half year, do you also arrange me? Courts death!” The yellow clothes young girl stares to say. “刚才的拳头还不够是不是?居然敢编排老娘,他娘的,老娘这半年憋的窝火,你还编排我?找死!”黄衣少女瞪眼道。 Bang!” “轰!” „!” “啊!” A Zhang Zhengdao pitiful yell, the left eye also changes is swollen black. 张正道一声惨叫,左眼也变的黑肿了起来。 Wang Ke and Zhang Shenxu complexion one stiff, lowers the head to continue to wash dishes, fucking, this female mental illness, is the Nascent Origin Realm big shot, we who can block at this moment? 王可张神虚面色一僵,低头继续洗碗,特么的,这女神经病,还是个元婴境大佬,我们此刻谁挡得住? Miss, no, the great-aunt, my speaking incorrectly words, my speaking incorrectly words, do not hit!” Zhang Zhengdao immediately panic-stricken say/way. “姑娘,不,姑奶奶,我说错话了,我说错话了,不要打了!”张正道顿时惊恐道。 Snort, my master had just bowed to heaven and earth in the past, runs to be the monk! fucking, but also without the nuptial chamber, became monk? Also made me ask the common people to marry again, said that what this life missed? Then has been mad me, was mad my more than 100 years, the muscles of how many small fresh meat the old lady touches to satisfy desires, how? It is not he makes me look? I trace, does not play other! fucking, did this call to wear the green hat to him? If he does not let, to touches to me, he himself does not trace to me, hasn't permitted me to touch others? The old ladies is a vegetarian daily, isn't the refueling star good?” The yellow clothes young girl stares, is being one beats to Zhang Zhengdao. “哼,我相公当年刚拜过天地,就跑去当和尚!特么的,还没洞房呢,就出家了?还让我重找良人嫁了,说什么今生无缘?然后就一直气我,气了我一百多年,老娘摸几个小鲜肉的肌肉解解馋,怎么了?不是他让我去找的吗?我只是摸摸,又不玩别的!特么,这叫给他戴绿帽子?他要是不让,到是给我摸啊,他自己不给我摸,还不准我摸别人?老娘天天吃素,加点油星都不行了?”黄衣少女瞪眼中,对着张正道又是一阵拳打脚踢。 Ok, ok! The great-aunt, you said that anything is good, he does not trace to you, I touch to you! Do not hit me, ok? I am innocent!” Zhang Zhengdao begs for mercy to say immediately. “行,行!姑奶奶,你说啥都行,他不给你摸,我给你摸!你别打我了,行吗?我是无辜的啊!”张正道顿时讨饶道。 You? Old fat, but also wants to occupy me to be cheap? Bah!” The yellow clothes young girl spat a saliva. “你?一身老肥肉,还想占我便宜?呸!”黄衣少女吐了口口水。 Zhang Zhengdao: ..................!” 张正道:“………………!” This, the senior, Zhang Zhengdao is innocent, you give a Zhang Shenxu face, ok, do not hit, hits again, he was inadequate the human form!” Wang Ke urged. “这位,前辈,张正道不懂事,你给张神虚一个面子,算了,别打了,再打,他就不成人形了!”王可劝道。 Right, right, you give a Zhang Shenxu face, do not hit me! At the worst, making Zhang Shenxu touch two to you again?” Zhang Zhengdao begs for mercy to say. “对,对,你给张神虚一个面子,别打我了!大不了,让张神虚再给你摸两把?”张正道讨饶道。 Nearby Zhang Shenxu gets angry: Closes my trifling thing!” 一旁张神虚黑着脸:“关我屁事啊!” The yellow clothes young girl then received the fist, looks to Wang Ke. 黄衣少女这才收了拳头,看向王可 Senior, you do not visit me, you look at me, I am flustered, you look at Zhang Shenxu, he is quite good! The chest muscles is bigger!” Wang Ke immediately source of trouble lead to the east. “前辈,你别看我啊,你一看我,我就心慌,你看张神虚,他比较好!胸肌更大!”王可马上祸水东引。 Fart, Wang Ke, your compared with my big! Why to look at me!” Zhang Shenxu stared startled to call out. “放屁,王可,你的比我的大!凭什么看我!”张神虚瞪眼惊叫道。 The yellow clothes young girl is staring at Wang Ke: What did you see to come?” 黄衣少女盯着王可:“你是不是看出什么来了?” „? What sees?” Wang Ke puzzled say/way. “啊?看出什么?”王可不解道。 Is my master's another single layer status!” Yellow clothes young girl cold sound said. “就是我相公的另一重身份!”黄衣少女冷声道。 No, absolutely no, we to abstaining from color Grandmaster, is very respectable! We are the friends!” Wang Ke immediately a look austere say/way. “没有,绝对没有,我们对戒色大师,还是非常尊敬的!我们是朋友!”王可马上神色一肃道。 Fart, as soon as you enter Suppressing Demons Temple, shouted lust day three characters, you shouted, this dead fatty also shouted!” The yellow clothes young girl stares to say. “放屁,你们一进镇魔寺,就喊了‘色欲天’三个字,你喊了,这死胖子也喊了!”黄衣少女瞪眼道。 We? Our admitting mistakes person! Afterward discovered, was the misunderstanding!” Wang Ke answered immediately. “我们?我们认错人了!后来发现,是误会了!”王可马上解释道。 Snort, do not feign ignorance to me, I may tell you, if who goes out to speak irresponsibly, said that my master is the lust day, I kill you!” The yellow clothes young girl is pinching the fist, pinched finger ka ka ka sound. “哼,别给我打马虎眼,我可告诉你们,谁要是出去乱说,说我相公是色欲天,我打死你们!”黄衣少女捏着拳头,捏的手指头咔咔咔的响。 Wang Ke three people: ............!” 王可三人:“…………!” Originally, you do not fear abstaining from color wears green hat news divulging, but feared we divulge him are the lust days. 原来,你不怕给戒色戴绿帽的消息泄露,而是怕我们泄露他是色欲天啊。 Relax, my anything will not say! If by some chance divulged, you ask them to be good!” Wang Ke nods to say immediately. “放心,我什么也不会说的!万一泄露了,你找他们俩就行!”王可马上点头道。 I will not say!” Zhang Zhengdao and Zhang Shenxu stare Wang Ke, immediately called out. “我也不会说的!”张正道张神虚瞪了眼王可,马上叫道。 The yellow clothes young girl stared at three people to watch a meeting: That is good, washes cleanly these pot dishes, you can walk!” 黄衣少女盯着三人看了一会:“那就好,将这些锅碗洗干净,你们就可以走了!” Many thanks senior!” Three people nod to say immediately. “多谢前辈!”三人顿时点头道。 Senior, these pot bowls, are your months have used? Why don't you wash?” Wang Ke asked to the yellow clothes young girl. “前辈,这些锅碗,都是您这几个月用过的吗?为什么您自己不洗?”王可问向黄衣少女。 Zhang Zhengdao and Zhang Shenxu complexion one black, her Nascent Origin Realm big shot, lazy, does not like washing dishes, how? Did you also ask? 张正道张神虚脸色一黑,她元婴境大佬,懒一点,不喜欢洗碗,怎么了?你还问? Why do I want to wash? Cannot afford newly!” The yellow clothes young girl stares to say. “我为什么要洗?又不是买不起新的!”黄衣少女瞪眼道。 That can afford newly, these have used, does not want! Why can also wash?” Wang Ke asked. “那买得起新的,这些用过的,就不要了啊!为什么还要洗啊?”王可问道。 Snort, this is my master eats has used, later must collect well, washes to me, must wash! Washes cleanly!” The yellow clothes young girl stares to say. “哼,这是我相公吃过用过的,以后要好好收藏的,给我洗,必须洗!洗干净才准走!”黄衣少女瞪眼道。 Senior, you must keep as commemorating, but, washed cleanly, how to commemorate? In these iron saucepans residual cooked rice crust, but records you to the difficulty that abstaining from the color Grandmaster pays, you should not wipe cleanly, later can abstain from the color Grandmaster to have a look, making him understand your labor! also, do not yearn for? You look, the grain of rice on this tableware, but also is moistening saliva that abstains from the color Grandmaster, once washes off, what that does take to witness your love?” Wang Ke urged. “前辈,你要留着纪念啊,可是,洗干净了,怎么纪念?这些铁锅里残留的锅巴,可是记录着你对戒色大师付出的艰辛,你不应该就这么抹干净的啊,以后可以给戒色大师看看,让他明白你的辛苦啊!还有,你不是要留恋吗?你看,这碗筷上的米粒,还沾着戒色大师的口水,一旦洗掉,那拿什么来见证你们的爱情啊?”王可劝道。 Un?” Zhang Zhengdao and Zhang Shenxu stare to look together to Wang Ke. “嗯?”张正道张神虚一起瞪眼看向王可 Such shameless words, can you say? Don't you want to clean a pot to wash dishes? 这么不要脸的话,你都说得出口?你就是不想刷锅洗碗吧? But the yellow clothes young girl knits the brows slightly the thinking. 而黄衣少女微微皱眉思索。 Senior, pot bowl, genuine has the commemorating value, once washes cleanly, did not have the value! It is not in any case valuable, I look, retaining!” Wang Ke said. “前辈,锅碗呢,还是原汁原味的有纪念价值,一旦洗干净,就没价值了啊!反正又不值钱,我看,还是保留着吧!”王可说道。 Un, truth that a little you said!” The yellow clothes young girl nods. “嗯,你说的有点道理!”黄衣少女点了点头。 Or, this, the time, we did not delay your couples in the evening also anything to move early, we also start off earlier, wish the Grandmaster soon to return to secular life, tied the two trees grown into one with the senior again!” Wang Ke arched cupping one hand in the other across the chest. “要不,就这样吧,时候也不早了,我们也不耽搁你们夫妻晚间还有什么活动了,我们也早点上路,祝大师早日还俗,与前辈再结连理!”王可拱了拱手。 In the yellow clothes young girl eyes flashes through an anticipation. Suddenly the brow selects, astonished looks to the space. 黄衣少女眼中闪过一股期待。忽然眉头一挑,惊愕的看向天上。 ----------- ----------- Before the darkness . 天黑之前。 Tian Zhencai immortal crane, was arriving in Wang Ke and place of Zhang Shenxu previous war, the huge explosion, attacks an endocrater. 田真踩着一只仙鹤,抵达了王可张神虚先前大战之地,巨大的爆炸,冲击出一个巨坑。 The field really traces the trace in pit, the brow slightly wrinkle: Shouldn't, the fight of this rank, Wang Ke they be able to bear?” 田真摸了摸坑中的痕迹,眉头微皱:“不应该啊,这种级别的战斗,王可他们受得了吗?” Is here, absolutely right! However, now their person should walk!” immortal crane patted flapping the wings. “就是这里,绝对没错!不过,现在他们人应该走了!”仙鹤拍了拍翅膀。 All around does not have the corpse, possibly has not died, along with me looks in all around!” Field really solemnly said. “四周没有尸体,可能还没死,随我在四周找找!”田真沉声道 Tian Zhenta immortal crane, is flying the upper air immediately. 田真踏着仙鹤,顿时飞上高空。 Field elder, I heard, Wang Ke has rescued Zhang Shenxu, why do they also want to hit?” immortal crane curious say/way. “田长老,我听说,王可救过张神虚,为何他们还要打?”仙鹤好奇道。 You did not understand that Zhang Shenxu this person, he is the Hundred Thousand Great Mountains external little young master! But proud serious! Falls in the Wang Ke hand, even if were rescued by Wang Ke, he is not convinced, I suspected, he must certainly hit Wang Ke, will not actually kill Wang Ke!” The field really said. “你不了解张神虚这个人,他可是十万大山外来的小公子!可是骄傲的不得了!在王可手中栽了跟头,哪怕被王可救了,他也不服气,我猜想,他肯定要打一顿王可,却不会杀了王可!”田真说道。 „? Why?” immortal crane puzzled say/way. “哦?为什么?”仙鹤不解道。 Stodgy, but why can also?” The field really sneers to say. “迂腐呗,还能为什么?”田真冷笑道。 Stodgy?” “迂腐?” Good, everything spoke the custom, was stodgy! Everything wants to fight over black and white, is stodgy! He does not know, in this world except for black and white, also grey!” The field really sneers to say. “不错,凡是太讲规矩了,就是迂腐!凡是要争个黑白,就是迂腐!他不知道,这世上除了黑白,还有灰色!”田真冷笑道。 Like this said Zhang Shenxu, is not quite good?” “这样说张神虚,不太好吧?” Nothing is not good, Zhang Shenxu such character, is easy to suffer a loss! Least, facing Wang Ke, will definitely suffer a loss! This war, how also does not know the result, but, I dare saying that stodgy of Zhang Shenxu, will definitely suffer a loss!” Tian Zhenleng sound said. “没什么不好的,张神虚这样的性格,容易吃亏的!最少,面对王可,肯定会吃亏的!这一战,也不知结果如何,不过,我敢说,张神虚的迂腐,肯定会吃大亏!”田真冷声道。 „Does that side have the lights? Probably a ruined temple?” “那边有灯火?好像是一个破庙?” Immediately, a person of crane flies toward that side. 顿时,一人一鹤向着那边飞去。 Probably Suppressing Demons Temple? Previous time has the news to transmit, Zhang Li'er breaks through here, then does a also nervous monk live in this? Also disappears?” The field really narrows the eye to say. “好像是镇魔寺?上次有消息传来,张离儿在这里突破的,然后还有一个神经质的和尚住在这?又不见了?”田真眯眼道。 Listens, is the Zhang Zhengdao pitiful yell sound? In the Suppressing Demons Temple following hut?” That immortal crane astonished say/way. “听,是张正道的惨叫声?在镇魔寺后面的小屋里?”那仙鹤惊愕道。 Zhang Zhengdao pitiful yell sound? It seems like we looked to the place, should be Zhang Shenxu is beginning to hit him?” Field real eye one bright. 张正道的惨叫声?看来我们找对地方了,应该是张神虚在动手打他吧?”田真眼睛一亮。 You did not say, Zhang Shenxu is stodgy, will suffer a loss?” “你不是说,张神虚迂腐,会吃亏吗?” But the Zhang Shenxu strength is stronger! Perhaps this time has not suffered a loss! Ok, I had a look in the past! Has a look at Zhang Shenxu and Wang Ke they hits to be how intense!” The field really sneers to say. “可张神虚实力更强啊!或许这次没吃亏呢!好了,我过去看看!看看张神虚王可他们到底打的如何激烈了!”田真冷笑道。 Sneers, the steps, drop from the clouds instantaneously. 冷笑中,踏步,瞬间从天而降。 Bang!” “嘭!” Tian Zhenluo in the kitchen entrance that Wang Ke was, immediately saw clearly internal intense war. 田真落在了王可所在的厨房门口,顿时看清了内部的激烈大战。 Wang Ke, Zhang Zhengdao and Zhang Shenxu, three people stand by the basin, in the hand grabs the cleaning rag and pot bowl, resembles intensely is brushing the pots and pans. That scene, field really at the scene on ignorant/veiled. 王可张正道张神虚,三人站在水池旁边,手中抓着抹布和锅碗,似在激烈的刷着锅碗瓢盆。那场面,田真当场就蒙了。 Tian Zhenxiang many possibility pictures, for example Zhang Shenxu had imprisoned Wang Ke and Zhang Zhengdao, conducts to whip to suffer. Wang Ke whips the Zhang Shenxu captivity, the Zhang Shenxu difficulty-relief and Zhang Zhengdao prey at risk of life. 田真想过很多可能性的画面,比如张神虚囚禁了王可张正道,进行鞭打折磨。或者王可张神虚囚禁鞭打,张神虚脱困与张正道拼死搏杀。 The field really possibly thinks, these three people, do organize to brush the tray together? 田真怎么可能会想到,这三人,一起组团刷盘子呢? Aren't you little young master of big shot? Aren't you Eastern Wolf Palace vice- palace lord? Aren't you Heavenly Wolf Sect elder? 你不是大佬的小公子吗?你不是东狼殿副殿主?你不是天狼宗长老吗? This big evening, to the candlelight, is brushing the tray? 这大晚上的,对着烛火,在刷盘子? This makes the field really ferment various mood of half of the day, how place it? 这让田真酝酿半天的各种情绪,如何处之? The atmosphere, is quite awkward! 气氛,好尴尬啊!
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