A river side, above the big stone, is lying down Wang Ke, Zhang Zhengdao and Zhang Shenxu three people, because three people previous one fights with the final large explosion, performs all exhausted, weak lying down above big stone, even if clothes burnt down was only left over the fig leaf, has not gone to handle, was too tired! 一条大河之旁,大石之上,躺着王可、张正道、张神虚三人,三人因为先前一番打斗和最终大爆炸,尽皆精疲力尽,虚弱的躺在大石之上,哪怕衣服都被烧光的只剩下遮羞布了,也没有去打理,太累了！ „Closes my trifling thing, Zhang Shenxu, you will not help me explain!” Wang Ke depressed calling out. “关我屁事啊,张神虚,你不会帮我解释一下啊！”王可郁闷的叫道。 This radically is the unexpected misfortune, Zhang Li'er manages a liquor, can draw on a fatal disaster to me? Why? 这根本就是无妄之灾啊,张离儿办个酒,也要给我招来一份杀身之祸？凭什么啊？ „Explanation is useful, do I also inform you? Wang Ke, you run quickly!” Zhang Shenxu said. “解释要有用,我还来通知你？王可,你快跑路吧！”张神虚说道。 Wang Ke ; „............!” 王可;“…………！” „Zhang Shenxu, you inform inform, what does fucking fight? Had reached adulthood, harmed we lie down in this now, does not know how long must lie down!” Nearby Zhang Zhengdao scolded. “张神虚,你来告密就告密,特么打什么架啊？老大不小了,害的我们现在都躺在这,不知要躺多久！”张正道一旁数落道。 „Previously do not revolt, calls me, not on line?” Zhang Shenxu stares to say. “你们先前不要反抗,给我打一顿,不就行了？”张神虚瞪眼道。 „You talk nonsense!” Wang Ke and Zhang Zhengdao scolded simultaneously. “你放屁！”王可、张正道同时骂道。 Zhang Shenxu is just about to speak, suddenly the complexion changes: „Some people came!” 张神虚正要说话,忽然脸色一变:“有人过来了！” „Who?” Wang Ke and Zhang Zhengdao also complexion changes. “谁？”王可、张正道也脸色一变。 At this moment, three people of exhaustion, the light the body is lying down in this, had the enemy to look? What to do can this? 此刻,三人精疲力竭,光着身子躺在这,有仇家找来了？这可怎么办？ Three people of difficult moving bodies, turn head to look, actually sees a middle-aged countrywoman, is taking a shopping basket, to nearby riverside. 三人艰难的挪动身子,扭头望去,却看到一个中年村妇,提着一个菜篮子,到了一旁河边。 „Does this wild outskirts range, how have a countrywoman?” Wang Ke stares. “这荒郊野岭的,怎么有个村妇？”王可一愣。 „Does not know, lives in the mountain?” Zhang Zhengdao vacant say/way. “不知道啊,住在山里的吧？”张正道茫然道。 „Is she cleaning vegetables? Washes rice?” Zhang Shenxu is also the vacant say/way. “她在洗菜？淘米？”张神虚也是茫然道。 „, Today's meter/rice and vegetable/dish washed, tired a day, was really laborious, un, will rest one to go to the stone in!” The middle-aged countrywoman stretches oneself, climbs up the big stone that the Wang Ke three people of institutes were at slowly. “啊,今天的米、菜洗好了,累了一天,真是辛苦啊,嗯,到石头上睡一会去！”中年村妇伸了个懒腰,缓缓爬上了王可三人所在的大石头。 The Wang Ke complexion changes, fucking, your said that listens to whom? One clean vegetables, wants to rest rests, but can also say? Has this countrywoman discovered us? 王可脸色一变,特么,你这说给谁听呢？自己一个人来洗菜,想休息就休息,还要说出来吗？这村妇早就发现我们了？ „Comes to us!” The Zhang Shenxu complexion changes. “冲着我们来的！”张神虚脸色一变。 Obviously, saw the clue, this countrywoman had discovered own one line, but also cleans vegetables to wash rice? Your very joint performance, do you want to do? 显然,也看出了端倪,这村妇早就发现自己一行了,还洗菜淘米？你挺会演的啊,你要干嘛啊？ „, How does here have three people?” The middle-aged countrywoman climbs up the big stone suddenly ‚having a scare of’. “啊,这里怎么有三个人啊？”中年村妇爬上大石头忽然‘吓了一跳’。 At this time, the Wang Ke three people also saw clearly the appearance of middle-aged countrywoman, a person with a pockmarked face of face, seemed like particularly makes one stimulate. 这时,王可三人也看清了中年村妇的模样,一脸的麻子,看上去分外让人提神。 „Aunt, do we know?” The Wang Ke complexion changes said. “大婶,我们认识吗？”王可脸色一变道。 „Yo, are your three grown men, the light the body, doing here? Really terribly ashamed, public morals are degenerating with each passing day!” The middle-aged countrywoman covers the appearance that a face face is shutting out immediately. “啊呦,你们三个大男人,光着身子,在这里干什么啊？真是羞死人了,世风日下啊！”中年村妇顿时捂着脸一脸嫌弃的模样。 Wang Ke, Zhang Shenxu and Zhang Zhengdao: „............!” 王可、张神虚、张正道:“…………！” „Where is may I ask a person of high skill? Below Golden Crow Sect Zhang Shenxu! Does not know what granting instruction!” A Zhang Shenxu complexion stiff say/way. “敢问是何方高人？在下金乌宗张神虚！不知有何赐教！”张神虚脸色一僵道。 „I? I am a mountains and plains countrywoman, cleans vegetables, torrential meter/rice, just sees you, hasn't disturbed you to do to shame the bashful matter?” The middle-aged countrywoman loosens is covering the hand of face, goes forward one step to ask. “我？我就是一个山野村妇,来洗洗菜、滔滔米而已,刚好看到你们,没打扰你们做羞羞的事情吧？”中年村妇松开捂着脸的手,上前一步问道。 „What shames the bashful matter? Who you, had not noticed that we do sun here?” Zhang Zhengdao also anxious is shouting. “什么羞羞的事情？你谁啊,没看到我们是在这里晒太阳吗？”张正道也焦急的喊着。 Does this middle-aged countrywoman, what background, this walk toward our side is how many meanings? 这中年村妇,什么来头啊,这往我们身边走是几个意思啊？ „Aunt, if there is an offending place, but also please excuse me, we rested to walk!” Wang Ke said immediately. “大婶,若有得罪的地方,还请见谅,我们休息一下就走了！”王可马上说道。 On the middle-aged countrywoman face smiles is quite bright: „No rush, no rush, here is not my family's place, how long wants to wait to be good! Were you tired?” 中年村妇脸上笑的极为灿烂:“别急,别急,这里又不是我家的地方,想待多久都行！你们是不是累了啊？” Affable of middle-aged countrywoman, making the Wang Ke three people of complexions one stiff, this countrywoman what background? Can do? Your smile is quite strange! 中年村妇的和蔼可亲,让王可三人脸色一僵,这村妇什么来头啊？要干嘛啊？你的笑容好诡异啊！ „Won't you want to take advantage of us to be weak, sneak attack us? What do you want? Asks for money? We can give you!” Zhang Shenxu reveals color of the worry. “你不会想要趁我们虚弱,偷袭我们吧？你想要什么？要钱？我们可以给你！”张神虚露出一股担心之色。 Is this female bandit? Robs? 这是个女土匪？来抢劫的？ The Wang Ke complexion changes, quietly enters under the storage bracelet conceals the body, fucking, today was really but actually big mildew, Zhang Shenxu, will oneself be so miserable? 王可脸色一变,悄悄的将储物手镯藏入身下,特么,今天真是倒大霉了,要不是张神虚,自己会这么惨？ „Yo, did you work as the bandit me? Amn't I a bandit? I am a countrywoman of good intention, is he most sensible, called my aunt, will the aunt be greedy for money? I am looked that you lie down completely here, cares about you!” The middle-aged countrywoman smiles was even more bright. “啊呦,你们把我当土匪了啊？我不是土匪？我就是一个好心的村妇,还是他最懂事,叫我大婶,大婶怎么会贪财呢？我就是看你们全部躺在这里,关心关心你们啊！”中年村妇笑的越发灿烂了。 Wang Ke: „............!” 王可:“…………！” Zhang Shenxu: „............!” 张神虚:“…………！” Zhang Zhengdao: „..................!” 张正道:“………………！” fucking, do you care about us? Thinks that we are the big fools? 特么的,你关心我们？以为我们都是大傻子吧？ „Aunt, does not need you to care, we will rest one to be good!” Zhang Shenxu complexion ugly say/way. “大婶,不用您关心,我们休息一会就好了！”张神虚脸色难看道。 Middle-aged countrywoman already squatted in front of Zhang Shenxu. 中年村妇已经蹲到了张神虚面前。 „Ah, should not be anxious, I will not harm your, should not be shy, come, making the aunt I have a look, you injure how!” The middle-aged countrywoman hand placed the Zhang Shenxu chest suddenly. “啊呀,别紧张,我不会害你们的,别害羞,来,让大婶我看看,你伤的怎么样！”中年村妇忽然手放在了张神虚胸口。 „Do you want to do?” The Zhang Shenxu complexion changes. “你要干什么？”张神虚脸色一变。 Does she want to sneak attack me? 她要偷袭我吗？ Wang Ke and Zhang Zhengdao are difficult set out, wants to jump into the river to escape. 王可、张正道更是艰难的支起身来,想要跳河逃跑。 But, the middle-aged countrywoman has not attacked Zhang Shenxu, good seems true|really is ordinary in the inspection. 但,中年村妇并没有攻击张神虚,好似真的在检查一般。 „Do not be anxious, should not be anxious, I have a look!” The middle-aged countrywoman swallows the saliva to say. “别紧张,别紧张,我看看！”中年村妇咽了咽口水说着。 „?” Zhang Shenxu stares. “呃？”张神虚一愣。 She indeed has not attacked me, really comes to get the physical exam to me. The strength in the hand pinching is actually big. 她的确没有攻击我啊,难道真的是来给我检查身体。手中捏的劲道却是不小。 Saw that the middle-aged countrywoman feels the chest of Zhang Shenxu, in the eye shines, on the face reveals an exciting color. 就看到中年村妇摸着张神虚的胸口,眼中放光,脸上露出一股兴奋之色。 „, This chest muscles, growth real good, is how long?” Middle-aged countrywoman smile extremely exciting say/way. “啧啧,这胸肌,发育的真好啊,是怎么长出来的啊？”中年村妇笑容极为兴奋道。 „?” Zhang Shenxu is bewildered. “啊,啊？”张神虚一脸茫然。 „, also you, I come to see , has eight abdominal muscles unexpectedly?” The middle-aged woman touched on the Wang Ke belly suddenly. “哦,还有你,我来看看,啊,居然有八块腹肌？”中年妇女忽然摸到了王可肚子上。 The Wang Ke whole body quickly grasps the meaning of something: „Aunt, do you do? I do not know you!” 王可浑身一激灵:“大婶,你干嘛啊？我不认识你啊！” „All right, all right, I inspect to you, is injured! It is not in the way , eight abdominal muscles, are good to be full, this also is......!” The middle-aged woman two eyes shine. “没事,没事,我就是给你们检查检查,有没有受伤！不碍事的,啧啧,八块腹肌,好充盈,这还有是……！”中年妇女两眼放光。 „This called the merpeople the line, Aunt, do not trace, fucking, go away, go away!” Wang Ke was startled to call out. “这叫人鱼线,大婶,你别摸了,特么的,走开,走开！”王可惊叫道。 „Yo, called my aunt, will the aunt also harm you to be inadequate? Really is, the young people, a joke cannot open, is this good......!” “啊呦,都叫我大婶了,大婶还会害你不成？啧啧,真是的,年轻人,一点玩笑都开不得,还是这位好……！” Middle-aged woman two eyes shining suddenly touched the chest muscles of Zhang Shenxu. 中年妇女两眼放光的忽然又去摸张神虚的胸肌去了。 Suddenly, the middle-aged woman traces, that side traces, the exciting color of whole face, in the eye shines, is very excited. 一时间,中年妇女这边摸摸,那边摸摸,满脸的兴奋之色,眼中放光,好不兴奋。 „Aunt, you were excessive, why you did not trace Zhang Zhengdao!” Zhang Shenxu breathless say/way. “大婶,你过分了啊,你为什么不去摸张正道啊！”张神虚气急败坏道。 „He? Is old fat, what having good to touch? Both of you control good! The young people, are to exercise!” Middle-aged woman whole face exciting say/way. “他？一身老肥肉,有什么好摸的？还是你们俩控制的好啊！年轻人,就是要多锻炼身体的！”中年妇女满脸兴奋道。 Wang Ke and Zhang Shenxu completely all complexion one stiff. 王可、张神虚尽皆脸色一僵。 fucking, this does not seize property, is this tribulation color? fucking, did we run into the female hooligan? This person of what background? 特么,这不是劫财,这是劫色？特么,我们遇到女流氓了？这人什么来路啊？ „, This chest muscles, this abdominal muscles, also this arm muscle, touches really energetically, my family that devil, does not make me bump all day long, I can only come out the hand addiction, is really happy! Was worse than my family devil, but, always compared not to have! This feel, touches really comfortably!” The middle-aged woman two eyes shine are saying. “啊,这胸肌,这腹肌,还有这手臂肌肉,摸起来真带劲啊,我家那个死鬼,成天不让我碰,我只能自己出来过过手瘾了,真痛快啊！啧啧,比我家死鬼差了点,但,总比没有好啊！哇,这手感,摸得真舒服啊！”中年妇女两眼放光的说着。 „Sufficed! The immoral women, suffer to death!” Zhang Shenxu explodes drinks. “够了！荡妇,受死！”张神虚一声炸喝。 During explodes drinks, in the Zhang Shenxu mouth puts out the white paper fan, the white paper fan emits massive white lights immediately, as if wants the fan to have the gale, rushing to this middle-aged woman is ordinary. 炸喝之中,张神虚口中吐出白纸扇,白纸扇顿时放出大量白光,似乎要扇出大风,涌向此中年妇女一般。 „Bang!” “轰！” The middle-aged woman flung a fist, the bang on the Zhang Shenxu belly. 中年妇女甩起来一拳,轰在了张神虚肚子上。 „Pū!” “噗！” A Zhang Shenxu hit blood spouts, panic-stricken looks to the middle-aged woman. 张神虚被打的一口鲜血喷出,惊骇的看向中年妇女。 „, Excuse me, excuse me, the conditioned reflex, I think that you must attack my, the subconsciousness hit a fist, sorry, sorry! I am not intend!” The middle-aged woman apologizes to say immediately. “啊,不好意思,不好意思,条件反射,我以为你要攻击我的,下意识打了一拳,抱歉,抱歉！我不是有意的！”中年妇女顿时赔礼道歉道。 „My fucking!” Zhang Shenxu fell on the stone, at this moment, a strength did not have. “我特么！”张神虚倒在了石头上,此刻,一点力气也没有了。 The white paper fan also retracts in suddenly the Zhang Shenxu belly, protected to advocate automatically. 白纸扇也骤然缩回张神虚肚子里,自动护主去了。 Zhang Shenxu reveals the desperate color, now can only , whatever this middle-aged woman did organize? Why can like this? 张神虚露出绝望之色,现在只能任凭此中年妇女摆布了吗？为什么会这样？ Wang Ke and Zhang Zhengdao complexion one stiff, does not give to touch, hits? 王可和张正道脸色一僵,不给摸,就打？ Countrywoman who where this fucking comes? Such barbaric? 这特么哪来的村妇啊？这么野蛮？ „Wang Ke, did you sacrifice?” Zhang Zhengdao trembling that frightens in side. “王可,你牺牲一下吧？”张正道在旁吓的瑟瑟发抖。 „fucking! Sacrificed your younger sister!” Wang Ke scolded. “特么的！牺牲你妹啊！”王可骂道。 The Wang Ke difficult haunching body, must jump into the river to leave. 王可艰难的撑起身子,就要跳河离开。 „Ah, the time early, I do not go back to give my family that devil to prepare food to eat!” The middle-aged countrywoman looked at the day suddenly. “啊呀,时候不早了,我要回去给我家那死鬼做饭吃了！”中年村妇忽然看了看天。 Wang Ke three people: „..................!” 王可三人:“………………！” What monster do you want to make? 你又要作什么妖？ The middle-aged woman looked at Wang Ke and Zhang Shenxu, shakes the head: „Ok, the devil prepares food importantly to my family, the aunt did not help you inspect, you rested! The aunt walked!” 中年妇女看了看王可和张神虚,摇了摇头:“算了,还是给我家死鬼做饭要紧,大婶就不帮你们检查了,你们自己休息一下吧！大婶走了！” Saying, a middle-aged woman face is not abandoning looked at people, this takes up nearby shopping basket, in the walking into forest swaggering vanishes to disappear. 说着,中年妇女一脸不舍的看了一圈众人,这才拿起一旁的菜篮,大摇大摆的走入林中消失不见了。 Wang Ke: „..................!” 王可:“………………！” Zhang Zhengdao: „..................!” 张正道:“………………！” Zhang Shenxu: „..................!” 张神虚:“………………！” A three people of face is dumbstruck, this what situation? Why will emit a middle-aged woman? Tribulations the color not to seize property? Touched met everyone's muscle, walked? 三人一脸发懵,这什么情况？为什么会冒出一个中年妇女？劫色不劫财？摸了一会大家的肌肉,就走了？ „This, is this mental illness?” Zhang Shenxu stares dumbfounded. “这,这是一个神经病吧？”张神虚瞠目结舌。 „Is the dying anomaly?” A Wang Ke face is also depressed. “是个死变态？”王可也一脸郁闷。 „I can gain weight fortunately, had not been profited!” Zhang Zhengdao trembles in side. “还好我长得胖,没有被占便宜！”张正道在旁一哆嗦。 Wang Ke and Zhang Shenxu wicked staring Zhang Zhengdao. 王可、张神虚恶狠狠的瞪了眼张正道。 fucking! This anything matter! 特么的！这都什么事啊！ Three people rested a meeting, felt that the body restored a strength, immediately, took out the clothing to put from respective storage bracelet. 三人休息了一会,感觉身上恢复了一点力气,顿时,从各自储物手镯中取出衣物穿了起来。 „Zhang Shenxu, you how?” Wang Ke asked. “张神虚,你怎么样？”王可问道。 „, That mental illness fist, but, I could not take a walk vigorously!” Zhang Shenxu weak say/way. “咳咳,那神经病的拳头,可真大力啊,我走不动了！”张神虚虚弱道。 „Zhang Zhengdao, you hold him, walks quickly, walks quickly, do not meet that dead again comes back abnormally!” Wang Ke urged. “张正道,你扶着他,快走,快走,别再遇到那死变态回来！”王可催促道。 „Comes back to come back, I did not fear!” Zhang Zhengdao favorite say/way. “回来就回来,我又不怕！”张正道得意道。 Wang Ke and Zhang Shenxu immediately wicked looks to Zhang Zhengdao. 王可、张神虚顿时恶狠狠的看向张正道。 Then, three people depend on the weak strength, leaves that big stone slowly. 这才,三人靠着虚弱的力量,缓缓离开那块大石头。 „Real fucking is hapless, runs into you each time, I am hapless!” Zhang Shenxu indignant say/way. “真特么倒霉,每次遇到你们,我都要倒霉！”张神虚气愤道。 „We are hapless, my walks, you run to fight well, fucking, harmed I was also profited! Did your also face say?” Wang Ke stares Zhang Shenxu. “我们才倒霉呢,我这走的好好的,你跑出来要打架,特么的,害的我还被占了便宜！你还有脸说？”王可瞪了眼张神虚。 „You two let alone, is only by female profiting, not male, what do you fear? When massaged!” The Zhang Zhengdao comfort said. “你们两就别说了,只是被女的占便宜,又不是男的,你们怕什么？就当去按摩了！”张正道安慰道。 „Do you shut up, what matter have your?” Wang Ke and Zhang Shenxu berated immediately. “你闭嘴,有你什么事？”王可、张神虚顿时喝斥道。 Zhang Zhengdao: „..................!” 张正道:“………………！” ps: First, forgot yesterday, today also erupts! ps:第一更,昨天忘记说了,今天也爆发！