„Supercilious look wolf, this snake king! At the Dragon Gate congress, depends on my face, how many dragon Qi did you eat? I, you have died in ten thousand blood raise dragon great array, is I awakens your! I give you advantage, rescues your life, do you also want to eat me? Your mental illness!” “白眼狼啊,这蛇王！在龙门大会,靠着我的面子,你吃了多少龙气啊？要不是我,你早就死在万血养龙大阵了,是我唤醒你的！我给你好处,救你的命,你还想吃我？你神经病啊！” A Wang Ke face indignant looks that the snake king departs! 王可一脸气愤的看着蛇王离去！ „I can listen, the snake king is big to your resentment! You determined, his mental illness?” dragon jade puzzled say/way. “我能听出,蛇王对你怨气不小啊！你确定,他神经病？”龙玉不解道。 „Naturally, he must eat me, haven't you heard?” Wang Ke stares to say. “当然了,他都要吃我了,你没听到吗？”王可瞪眼道。 „How do you want?” dragon jade curious say/way. “那你想怎么样？”龙玉好奇道。 „Right, Monster Beast liked exposing the property, decorated the cavern?” Wang Ke curious say/way. “对了,妖兽是不是都喜欢将财物展露出来,装饰自己洞穴？”王可好奇道。 „It is not, is mostly Monster Beast, will not use the human storage bracelet! It is not able to use the space equipment, can only expose outside!” dragon jade answered. “不是,是大多妖兽,不会使用人类的储物手镯！无法使用空间装备,只能暴露在外！”龙玉解释道。 „No wonder, the difficult Python king Jiang property to place the snake hole, other sea-nymphs also place the cavern, also, no wonder I picked so many storage bracelet initially, the snake king had not felt that he had more than enough!” In the Wang Ke eye flashes through an excitement. “难怪呢,难怪蛇王将财物放在蛇窟,其它海妖也放在自己洞穴,还有,难怪我当初摘了那么多储物手镯,蛇王没感觉呢,原来他用不了啊！”王可眼中闪过一股兴奋。 „Your what meaning?” dragon jade a little did not understand. “你什么意思？”龙玉有点不理解。 „You said, the snake king plunders these days, snatched many properties? Places its snake hole?” In the Wang Ke eye flashes through an exciting color. “那你说,蛇王这段时间打家劫舍,是不是抢了很多财物？放在它的蛇窟？”王可眼中闪过一股兴奋之色。 dragon jade a little cannot keep up with the Wang Ke mentality. 龙玉有点跟不上王可的思路。 „Do you want to do?” dragon jade puzzled say/way. “你到底要干什么？”龙玉不解道。 „Snake hole is the property, these are the black heart money that the snake king plunders against one's conscience! Sins! These by he has taken by force the Monster King soul in heaven, certainly cannot rest! Went too far really!” A distress of Wang Ke face. “蛇窟全是财物,这些都是蛇王昧着良心打家劫舍的黑心钱啊！造孽啊！那些被他打劫过的妖王在天之灵,一定不能安息的！真是太过分了！”王可一脸的痛心。 „Is your meaning......?” dragon jade seems a little guessed correctly Wang Ke must say. “你的意思是……？”龙玉好似有点猜到王可要说的了。 „As the snake king's leadership, how I can look that it does degenerate again like this? Not, even if it must kill me, I must introduce the proper way it!” Wang Ke serious say/way. “作为蛇王的领导,我怎么能看着它再这样堕落下去呢？不可以,哪怕它要杀我,我也要将它引入正途！”王可郑重道。 „Therefore?” dragon jade looks at Wang Ke. “所以呢？”龙玉看着王可。 „Therefore, I decided, I must to the black heart money that it plunders, confiscates! Let it know the Tiandaochouqi, any both hands and proper methods that must by be industrious strive, this plundering is intolerable!” Wang Ke look firm say/way. “所以,我决定,我要对它打家劫舍来的黑心钱,进行没收！让它知道天道酬勤,凡是要靠勤劳的双手和正经手段去争取,这种打家劫舍是要不得的！”王可眼神坚定道。 dragon jade: „............!” 龙玉:“…………！” You want to eat black black, served a need to say was so pompous? 你想黑吃黑,用得着说的这么冠冕堂皇吗？ „Do you look at me to do like this? The snake king does the misdemeanor, it must eat me, tear to shreds me, I am also thinking how to educate it, shouldn't it thank me?” Wang Ke staring dragon jade. “你这样看我干什么？蛇王做坏事啊,它要吃我、将我碎尸万段啊,我还想着怎么教育它,它不该感激我吗？”王可瞪了眼龙玉。 dragon jade: „..................!” 龙玉:“………………！” In the room falls into a strange silence. Good that you said is reasonable, my fucking had nothing to say in reply unexpectedly. 屋内陷入一阵诡异的寂静。你说的好有道理,我特么居然无言以对。 „Snake king, although robs outside, but its snake hole, the also snake will definitely guard, snake Golden Core Realm cultivation base, you Innate Realm? You how from snake in hand the property confiscation of snake king?” dragon jade solemnly said. “蛇王虽然在外抢劫,可它的蛇窟,肯定还有蛇将们看守,蛇将们都金丹境修为了,你才先天境吧？你如何从蛇将们手中将蛇王的财物没收？”龙玉沉声道。 „Everything do not use force, we can take by strategy!” Wang Ke exciting saying with a smile. “凡是不要用武力,我们可以智取嘛！”王可兴奋的笑道。 „Takes by strategy? The snake, is will be impossible to allow some people to approach!” dragon jade not channel. “智取？蛇将,是不可能允许有人靠近的！”龙玉不相信道。 Wang Ke actually took a look at dragon jade suddenly, from top to bottom, Wang Ke carefully looked. 王可却忽然打量起了龙玉,从上到下,王可仔细看了一遍。 „Do you want to do?” dragon jade complexion changes. “你想干什么？”龙玉脸色一变。 Own present didn't have cultivation base, Wang Ke had the bad thoughts to oneself? 自己现在毫无修为,王可难道对自己起了坏心思？ „Your height, with similar of Demon Venerable?” Wang Ke surprised say/way. “你的身高,和魔尊的差不多？”王可惊奇道。 dragon jade complexion changes , Wang Ke discovered own true status? 龙玉脸色一变,难道,王可发现自己真正身份了？ „Good, managed like this! I had the means!” Wang Ke immediately happy say/way. “太好了,就这样办！我有办法了！”王可顿时开心道。 Saying, Wang Ke is pulling out a mask from storage bracelet! 说着,王可从储物手镯中掏着一个面具！ „This mask?” dragon jade complexion changes. “这面具？”龙玉脸色一变。 „This mask, you have looked much, you are the Demon Venerable maidservant, certainly recognizes, what kind of? Isn't my mask false false? No, like?” Wang Ke anticipates looks to dragon jade. “这面具,你看过不少吧,你是魔尊的侍女,一定认得出来,怎么样？我这面具假不假？不,像不像？”王可期待的看向龙玉。 dragon jade complexion strange takes up that Wang Ke to hand over the malicious ghost mask that look strange looked at carefully. 龙玉面色古怪的拿起那王可递来的恶鬼面具,神色古怪的端详了起来。 „This is, Demon Venerable mask?” In dragon jade look is somewhat strange. “这是,魔尊的面具？”龙玉神色中有些古怪。 „tall Fang! I invited expert tall Fang! You look, like? Like that mask that Demon Venerable does wear?” Wang Ke anticipates to say. “高仿的！我请专家高仿的！你看,像不像？像不像魔尊戴的那个面具？”王可期待道。 dragon jade: „............!” 龙玉:“…………！” dragon jade possibly thinks, Wang Ke will pull out a Demon Venerable mask? 龙玉怎么可能想到,王可会掏出一个魔尊面具呢？ „Probably resembles, but, why does your use?” dragon jade curious say/way. “像是像,只是,你这干什么用的？”龙玉好奇道。 „Nonsense, tall Fang mask! I naturally am is used to sell, but did not have the mass production, after waiting, I in various Hundred Thousand Great Mountains makeshift bed on the ground goods, will certainly sell insanely!” Wang Ke exciting say/way. “废话,高仿的面具！我当然是用来卖的啊,只是还没有批量生产,等以后,我会在十万大山各地铺货,一定会卖疯了的！”王可兴奋道。 „Sold insanely?” dragon jade astonished looks to Wang Ke. “卖疯了？”龙玉惊愕的看向王可。 „Don't you know? But Demon Venerable the public figure, his every action and every movement, will affect the Hundred Thousand Great Mountains all parties influence the vision, many people are staring at Demon Venerable, he is the Hundred Thousand Great Mountains largest star! You do not know that what is the fashion trend, is the same that the big star dresses, certainly will become will explode the funds! This is the popular windvane! Mask that the Hundred Thousand Great Mountains largest star, wears year to year! With! You said, this does laugh uproariously also insufficient immortal cultivator to buy one? I manufacture now secretly, feared that some people follow! When I made the innumerable this type of masks, goes on the market again rapidly! At the appointed time comes a hungry marketing again! Certainly will sell insanely, this is money, countless money!” Wang Ke excited say/way. “你不知道吗？魔尊可是公众人物,他的一举一动,都会牵动十万大山各方势力的目光,多少人盯着魔尊的,他可是十万大山第一大明星！你不知道什么叫流行趋势,就是大明星穿戴的同款,一定会成为爆款的！这就是流行的风向标！十万大山第一大明星,常年戴着的面具！同款！你说,这噱头还不够修仙者们掏钱买一个的？我现在偷偷制作,就怕有人跟风！等我制造了无数这种面具,再迅速上市！到时再来个饥饿营销！一定会卖疯了的,这都是钱啊,数不尽的钱啊！”王可激动道。 dragon jade: „..................!” 龙玉:“………………！” The face twitched a meeting, the dragon jade look strange say/way: „My also first sight, some people dare to make money with the Demon Venerable image! Don't you fear death?” 面部抽搐了一会,龙玉神色古怪道:“我还第一次见到,有人敢拿魔尊形象赚钱的！你就不怕死吗？” „What fears death? Demon Venerable had not said that does not allow me to imitate his mask high! Perhaps Demon Venerable also hopes oneself become the popular Son of Heaven! I have not made the any mistake!” A righteousness of Wang Ke face. “什么怕死？魔尊也没说不允许我高仿他面具啊！说不定魔尊还希望自己成为流行天王呢！我又没做错什么！”王可一脸的理直气壮。 dragon jade: „............!” 龙玉:“…………！” dragon jade was looks, this Wang Ke was not does not understand, but was the facial skin is too thick! 龙玉算是看出来了,这王可不是不懂,而是脸皮太厚了！ „Naturally, Demon Venerable must say by some chance, did not allow to distribute his mask, that was also all right, my first batch of quick money already fished, following definitely will come out many knockoff goods, I happen to changed professions! The so-called person altruism has, the person has me to be superior, the person is superior I to be inexpensive, the person is inexpensive I to abandon! Happen to makes a wave of quick money, then goes into retirement!” Wang Ke favorite say/way. “当然,魔尊万一要说,不允许发行他的面具了,那也没事,我第一批快钱已经捞到手了啊,后续肯定会出来很多山寨货,我正好转行！所谓人无我有,人有我优,人优我廉,人廉我弃！正好捞一波快钱,然后收山！”王可得意道。 dragon jade: „............!” 龙玉:“…………！” fucking, this is not the facial skin is too thick, this is shameless! 特么,这不是脸皮太厚,这是不要脸啊！ „Come, puts on shows me!” Wang Ke anticipates gives dragon jade the mask. “来,戴上给我看看！”王可期待的将面具递给龙玉。 „Do you want to do now?” dragon jade knits the brows to say. “你现在要干什么？”龙玉皱眉道。 „You first put on!” Wang Ke urged. “你先戴上！”王可催促道。 dragon jade had doubts to wear the mask. 龙玉疑惑中戴起了面具。 „Certainly, this, good!” Wang Ke claps and cheers. “绝了,就这样,太好了！”王可拍手称快。 dragon jade: „............!” 龙玉:“…………！” „Wang Ke, do you want to do? Let I wear Demon Venerable imitate the mask high? For what?” dragon jade knits the brows to say. “王可,你到底要干什么？让我戴着魔尊的高仿面具？为了什么？”龙玉皱眉道。 „Your height and Demon Venerable are similar, wear this malicious ghost mask, puts on the black robe again,......!” Wang Ke reveals an exciting color. “你身高和魔尊差不多,戴着这恶鬼面具,再披上黑袍,啧啧……！”王可露出一股兴奋之色。 dragon jade quickly grasps the meaning of something suddenly: „Do you want to make me pretend to be Demon Venerable?” 龙玉忽然一激灵:“你想让我冒充魔尊？” fucking, dragon jade understood finally, this Wang Ke anxious good intention, was pretended to be Demon Venerable by oneself, is this frightens the snake to go them? 特么的,龙玉终于明白了,这王可不安好心,让自己冒充魔尊,这是去吓唬蛇将它们去？ „What pretends to be Demon Venerable? You were only and Demon Venerable put on the clothes and mask with! I had not said you are Demon Venerable, is the snake king and snake insists to think that them you are Demon Venerable, can this blame me?” Wang Ke stares to say. “什么叫冒充魔尊呢？你只是和魔尊穿了同款的衣服和面具罢了！我可没说你是魔尊,是蛇王、蛇将他们硬要认为你是魔尊的,这能怪我吗？”王可瞪眼道。 dragon jade: „............!” 龙玉:“…………！” Isn't this same? 这不是一样吗？ „This different, has the essential difference! I make you pretend to be Demon Venerable, that is disrespecting to Demon Venerable! But, I have not made you pretend to be Demon Venerable, I looked for new clothes to put on to you, looked for mask! Is the snake insists to think that them you are Demon Venerable, what matter does that close my? Must say the lese majeste, is their lese majeste! I may not have!” Wang Ke stares to say. “这不一样,有着本质的区别！我让你冒充魔尊,那是对魔尊的不敬！可,我没让你冒充魔尊啊,我只是给你找了一身新衣服穿穿,找了个面具戴戴！是蛇将他们硬要认为你是魔尊的,那关我什么事？要说大不敬,也是他们大不敬啊！我可没有啊！”王可瞪眼道。 dragon jade: „............!” 龙玉:“…………！” fucking, can Demon Venerable thank you? 特么,魔尊是不是要谢谢你啊？ „Come, come, come, you try, we go to that side the snake hole, fishing a ticket is big!” Wang Ke excited say/way. “来,来,来,你试试,我们去蛇窟那边,捞一票大的！”王可激动道。 „I may anything not do!” dragon jade complexion ugly say/way. “我可什么都不会做！”龙玉脸色难看道。 „Your anything do not do, so long as stood there were good, I blew......, no, me on line! Aren't you Demon Venerable maidservant? Does Demon Venerable usually walk, does have the specific modeling? Has the specific posture? You illuminated on the line!” Wang Ke answered. “你什么都不要做,只要站在那里就行了,我来吹……,不,我来说就行！你不是魔尊的侍女吗？魔尊平时走路,有没有特定的造型？有没有特定的姿势？你照着走就行了！”王可解释道。 dragon jade: „............!” 龙玉:“…………！” „Relax, is good, I lead you to divide! I are very natural, although you suspend a modeling on the line, but, my eight you two! What kind of?” Wang Ke said with a smile. “放心,有好处,我带你分！我这人很大方,虽然你只是摆个造型就行,但,我八你二！怎么样？”王可笑道。 dragon jade: „............!” 龙玉:“…………！” „What's wrong? Your that what expression?” Wang Ke knits the brows to say. “怎么了？你那什么表情？”王可皱眉道。 „You, you are quite natural!” dragon jade complexion strange say/way. “你,你好大方啊！”龙玉面色古怪道。 You take most likely! Do I only take 20%? 你拿八成！我只拿20%？ „Haha, naturally, at the appointed time, displays their wisdom and bravery by me and group snake, your only needing stood there lays out the modeling on the line! If changing others, can only take 10%! However, you have rescued my life, I give you 20%! You do not need to praise me! This is I should do!” Wang Ke said with a smile. “哈哈,当然啦,到时,靠我和群蛇斗智斗勇,你只需要站在那里摆摆造型就行了！要是换着别人,只能拿10%！不过,你救过我的命,我给你20%！你不用夸我！这是我应该做的！”王可笑着说道。 dragon jade: „............!” 龙玉:“…………！” Your which eye saw that I am praising your? 你哪只眼睛看到我在夸你的？ Then, urged by Wang Ke, dragon jade dressed the black robe and malicious ghost mask of Wang Ke preparation. 就这样,在王可的催促下,龙玉穿戴了王可准备的黑袍和恶鬼面具。 „, Worthily was Demon Venerable once maidservant, acted bashful the Demon Venerable makings stubbornly, this every action and every movement are passing the Demon Venerable makings, right, was this arrogant and unruly appearance! Right, the god, looked like, looked like! dragon jade, this time can make how much money, depended entirely on you!” Wang Ke excited say/way. “啧啧,不愧是魔尊曾经的丫鬟,将魔尊的气质拿捏死死的,这一举一动都透着魔尊的气质,对,就是要这种高傲又桀骜不驯的样子！对,神了,太像了,太像了！龙玉,这次能捞多少钱,全靠你了啊！”王可激动道。 dragon jade: „..................!” 龙玉:“………………！” Urged by Wang Ke, two people had/left the ice cavern fast. 在王可催促下,二人快速出了冰洞。 Wang Ke chiselled a sled with flying sword. 王可用飞剑凿了一个冰船。 „This boat, should be able a bit faster, I to row a boat, you show the way, which direction the Divine Dragon island , the snake hole in which direction, you show the way!” Wang Ke urged. “这小船,应该可以快点,我来划船,你指路,神龙岛在哪个方向,蛇窟在哪个方向,你指路！”王可催促道。 dragon jade who wears the Demon Venerable clothes hesitated the moment, referred to a direction eventually. 穿着魔尊衣裳的龙玉沉吟了片刻,终究指了一个方向。 „Good, sat firmly!” Wang Ke excited say/way. “好,坐稳了啊！”王可激动道。 „Hū!” “呼！” Under the boat in Wang Ke rows a boat crazily, just like benefits the arrow to go toward a direction lasing together. 小船在王可疯狂划船之下,犹如一道利箭向着一个方向激射而去。 Sits in the dragon jade this moment innermost feelings of bow is the collapse, dragon jade has a dream cannot think, oneself one day will pretend Demon Venerable? Pretends the Demon Venerable goal, is to cheat out of money? Deceives money of one flock of domestic animals? Don't I attach great importance to face-saving? 坐在船头的龙玉此刻内心是崩溃的,龙玉做梦也想不到,自己有一天会假冒魔尊？假冒魔尊的目的,是去骗钱？骗一群畜生的钱？我不要面子啊？ fucking, in my booth anything! Rare and beautiful flowers that this Wang Ke, where braves! 特么的,我到底摊上了什么事啊！这王可,到底是哪冒出来的奇葩啊！ ps: First! ps:第一更！