IWSTTWODC :: Volume #2

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The one who sees to get out is a female, day Yonghe still Gengjia was happy. 看到下车的是个女子,天永和尚更加开心了。 Amitabha, thank the Buddha to make the old buddhist monk touch the porcelain to bump into the female driver. 阿弥陀佛,感谢佛祖让老衲碰瓷碰到女司机。 The female drivers are good! The women are tenderhearted, moreover was easy to be swindled, the old buddhist monk wanted the dawn by the sentiment, moved it by the principle, she affirmed that the meeting took obediently money. Un? Probably appeals, educates with reason? Ok, this is unimportant. 女司机好啊!女人心软,而且容易上当,老衲只要晓之以情,动之以理,她肯定会乖乖地把钱拿出来。嗯?好像是动之以情,晓之以理?算了,这个不重要。 Hears bright beautiful to care that oneself injury, day Yonghe still called on enduring suffering, hiss...... my foot was rolled over by the tire of your vehicle.” Crowds hears word discusses spiritedly, has to accuse bright beautiful many. 听到明美关心自己的伤势,天永和尚就“忍痛”叫了起来,“嘶……我的脚被你车子的轮胎轧到了。”围观群众闻言议论纷纷,其中不乏有指责明美的。 The hatred for the rich is very normal psychology. The passers-by noticed that bright beautiful is driving Rolls-Royce, sees the victim is a pitiful old man, the natural intention is uneven. Some people muttered: Was this little miss drives is too quick.” 仇富是很正常的心理。路人看到明美开着劳斯莱斯,又看到受害者是个可怜的老头子,自然心怀不平。有人喃喃道:“是这个小姑娘开车开太快了。” Yes, these open the people of expensive car not to obey the traffic regulations......” “就是,这些开豪车的人都不遵守交通规则……” The people said rationally, as if personally sees. But in fact bright beautiful gets down was high-speed, with the normal speed has driven, simply not overspeed, has not violated what traffic regulations. 众人说得头头是道,仿佛亲眼所见。可实际上明美下了高速之后就一直用正常速度开车,根本没有超速,也没有违反什么交通规则。 This point sits in copilot little sorrow is clearest. 这一点坐在副驾驶的小哀是最清楚的。 But some people also pointed out little sorrow sits at the matter of copilot, „ you looked, this driver also makes the child sit in the copilot, clearly disobeys 可偏偏有人还指出了小哀坐在副驾驶的事情,“你们看,这个司机还让儿童坐在副驾驶呢,明显是违 Counter- traffic regulations! ” Such remarks, the vision of people focused on little sorrow. 反了交通规则啊!”此言一出,众人的目光都聚焦在了小哀身上。 little sorrow does not fear them completely, replied righteously: According to 2000 stipulation, the under 6-year-old child sat the copilot to use the safety seat, over 6-year-old child can not use the safety seat. I this year was 7 years old, therefore sits in the copilot wants to be the seat belt is not contrary!” 小哀完全不怵他们,理直气壮地回答:“根据2000年的规定,未满6岁的儿童坐副驾驶必须使用安全座椅,超过6岁的儿童可以不用安全座椅。我今年已经七岁了,所以坐在副驾驶只要系安全带就不算违规!” The people are dumbfounded, did not make what issue on little sorrow. 众人哑口无言,也就不在小哀身上做什么文章了。 little sorrow with bright beautiful same had not realized that at this time a day of Yonghe is touching the porcelain, she to inspect the injury of opposite party therefore uses the god to read, finally this inspected her to discover not the right place. 小哀此时也和明美一样没意识到天永和尚在碰瓷,她只是为了检查对方的伤势所以才使用神念,结果这一检查她就发现了不对劲的地方。 The foot of this monk simply does not have a problem! 这个和尚的脚根本没有一点毛病啊! Naturally, did not say that really a problem does not have, at least he also has the athlete's foot. 当然,也不是说真的一点毛病都没有,至少他还有脚气。 forest shining sees little sorrow to stare at the foot of senior monk to frown, then knows that she has thought to read discovered not the right place, therefore forest shining passes message to little sorrow right, this senior monk simply has not had any contact with your vehicles.” 林耀看见小哀盯着老和尚的脚皱起眉头,便知道她已经用神念发现了不对劲的地方,于是林耀就传音给小哀“没错,这个老和尚根本没有和你们的车子发生任何接触。” little sorrow is astonished however, then looks at forest shining, passes message asked: Then is he acting in a play?” 小哀讶然,回头看着林耀,传音问:“这么说来他在演戏?” Right, with specialized term “对,用专业名词来讲 Touches the porcelain. ” forest shining replied. Knows that opposite party after touching porcelain, little sorrow vanished into thin air anxiously, turned into the dislike. 就是碰瓷。”林耀回答。知道对方是在碰瓷以后,小哀心里的焦急烟消云散,变成了厌恶。 ...... …… Bright beautiful has not known the circumstances of the matter, thinks that day of Yonghe still true is injured, therefore said: I called the ambulance immediately.” 明美还不知情,以为天永和尚真的受了伤,于是说道:“我马上叫救护车。” Where knows that she just said that day Yonghe still prevented, „, does not need to call the ambulance.” 哪里知道她刚说完,天永和尚就阻止了,“不不,不用叫救护车。” Cracks a joke? Didn't the matter that the ambulance one, I act in a play expose? 开什么玩笑呢?救护车一来,我演戏的事情不就败露了吗? Doesn't need to call the ambulance? That how line!” Bright beautiful asked stunned, simultaneously she also detected indistinctly was not right. Even if the normal people in this case have not been injured will definitely still be afraid, wants to make the general physical checkup, why did he reject? “不用叫救护车?那怎么行!”明美错愕地问,同时她也隐约察觉到了不对劲。正常人在这种情况下就算没受伤肯定也会害怕,想要做个全身检查吧,为什么他拒绝了? Day Yonghe still to install the wound can only sit on the ground speaks, he read a Amitabha then to open the mouth saying: Old buddhist monk is mountain Nisi the abbot / abbess, the name in religion day forever. The Buddhists to leniency, the old buddhist monk does not want to be noisy the matter, this...... you give the old buddhist monk 5 million Japanese Yen, this matter ended even.” 天永和尚为了装伤只能坐在地上说话,他念了一声“阿弥陀佛”然后才开口道:“老衲是山泥寺的住持,法号天永。出家人以慈悲为怀,老衲也不想把事情闹大,这样吧……你给老衲五百万日元,这件事情就算结束了。” Said that this saying he also added immediately: „The old buddhist monk must state beforehand, this sum of money not to old buddhist monk, but gives our mountain Nisi money for incense and lanterns, to Buddha. Amitabha!” 说完这话他还立即补充道:“不过老衲要事先声明,这笔钱不是给老衲的,而是给我们山泥寺的香油钱,是给佛祖的。阿弥陀佛!” Bright beautiful is not a fool, as soon as she listened to this saying to respond. 明美不是笨蛋,她一听这话就反应了过来。 Is this old man cheating? 这老头是在诈骗? forest shining heard day of Yonghe's still words to stare slightly for a half second. 林耀听到天永和尚的话微微愣了半秒。 mountain Nisi? How this place I felt a little familiar-sounding? 山泥寺?这个地方我怎么感觉有点耳熟? He careful one wants to have the impression, originally is fog tian gou that case. Hence forest shining looked that day of Yonghe's still look also became subtle, because legend mountain Nisi had a Buddhist priest to be killed by the fog tian gou, made flustered. 他仔细一想就有了印象,原来是雾天狗那个案子。至此林耀看天永和尚的眼神也变得微妙了起来,因为传说山泥寺有个僧人被雾天狗杀死了,闹得人心惶惶。 Actually the murderer was day of Yonghe still. 其实凶手就是天永和尚。 The master killed the disciple, moreover does not have of injustice no enmity. 师父杀死了弟子,而且是无冤无仇的那种。 No wonder as the Buddhist, he can make to bump porcelain matter, originally he also has a worse act.” “难怪身为出家人,他能做出碰瓷这种事情,原来他还有更恶劣的行径。” On the same day Yonghe still proposed settled a matter privately, in the crowds some people also detected that is not right. Is this really only the Buddhist leniency? But why such being the case does he also ask a price 5 million? 当天永和尚提出私了的时候,围观群众之中有些人也发觉不对劲了。这真的只是出家人慈悲为怀吗?可既然如此他为什么还要价五百万呢? Although the Japanese Yen the exchange rate is not high, but 5 million are not the small numbers! Was equivalent to office worker two years of wages, after all said that was the office worker average yearly salary 3 million, but most people below average line. 日元虽然汇率不高,但五百万也不是小数目啊!相当于上班族两年的工资了,毕竟说是上班族平均年薪三百万,但大多数人都是在平均线以下的。 little sorrow has known that a day of Yonghe is touching the porcelain, therefore said to bright beautiful: Elder sister, we hit the Buddhist, cannot scuffle absolutely! That will offend the Buddha! We must fulfill responsibility with all one's heart, not only need call to call the ambulance, but must inform the traffic police to process, must handle the matter proper.” 小哀已经知道天永和尚在碰瓷,于是就对明美说:“姐姐,我们撞了出家人,绝对不能这么敷衍了事啊!那可是会得罪佛祖的!我们一定要尽心尽责,不但要打电话叫救护车,还要通知交警来处理,必须把事情处理得妥妥的。” little sorrow seems like that will be speaking for the day forever, in fact puts up her in the fire roasts. 小哀看似在为天永说话,实际上是把她架在火上烤。 forest shining looks at a little sorrow face naive expression, behind feels the round unexpectedly cold...... 林耀看着小哀一脸天真的表情,竟感觉背后发寒…… Bright beautiful had also realized that this senior monk is possibly touching the porcelain, even if not touch the porcelain, the opposite party was really hit by oneself, bright beautiful still decided that must report to the police and call the ambulance. After all oneself have no illegal activities! 明美也已经意识到这个老和尚可能是在碰瓷了,就算不是碰瓷,对方真的被自己撞到了,明美也决定要报警和叫救护车。毕竟自己没有任何违规行为啊! Good, I relate the traffic police and ambulance immediately.” Bright beautiful put out the cell phone. “好,我马上联系交警和救护车。”明美拿出了手机。 Day Yonghe was still anxious immediately, yelled: Does not want! Do not call the ambulance, do not report to the police!” 天永和尚顿时急了,大叫:“不要!别叫救护车,别报警!” Why?” Bright beautiful ponders asked. “为什么?”明美玩味地问。 You give me money directly...... not, to the Buddha, that has the merit!” “你直接把钱给我……哦不,是给佛祖,那才有功德啊!” Very sorry!” Bright beautiful drew a cross in the chest front, said: I am letter/believes, the merit of Buddha in God his side no matter probably uses.” Said that Ba Mingmei did not pay attention to day of Yonghe still, starts to telephone directly. “很抱歉啊!”明美在胸前画了一个十字,说道:“我是信这个的,佛祖的功德在上帝他老人家那边好像不管用。”说罢明美不理会天永和尚,直接开始打电话。 Day Yonghe was still anxious, but he actually cannot stand to prevent, because his foot was injured. 天永和尚焦急不已,可他却不能站起来阻止,因为他的脚受伤了。 ...... …… Soon after the traffic police arrived at the scene, forest shining discovered accidentally/surprisingly the future unexpectedly is an acquaintance- Miyamoto of Ministry of Communications by beautiful. However this acquaintance is also only forest shining knows her merely, she does not know forest shining. 不久之后交警抵达了现场,林耀意外地发现来者居然是一个熟人-交通部的宫本由美。不过这个熟人也仅仅只是林耀认识她,她并不认识林耀。 Because this time forest Yaozhan in crowd, therefore Miyamoto has not been noticed him from beautiful. 由于此时林耀站在人群里面,所以宫本由美并未注意到他。 After arriving at the scene , was seen the Rolls-Royce illusory image by beautiful, in the heart surprised, this car(riage) may be rarely seen after all! She sees a monk to sit on the ground, then knows that the monk hit person, therefore asked: Who is a driver?” 抵达现场之后由美看见了劳斯莱斯幻影,心中惊讶不已,毕竟这车可不多见啊!她又看见一个和尚坐在地上,便知道和尚是被撞的人了,于是问:“谁是司机?” Bright beautiful replied: I am a driver.” 明美回答:“我是司机。” Please show your driver's license.” Was said these words by the beautiful convention. “请出示您的驾照。”由美惯例说出了这句话。 Bright beautiful coordinates, took own driver's license. To be honest bright beautiful a little worried, because this driver's license is forest shining through the organization forge, does not know that has what flaw. 明美十分配合,把自己的驾照拿了出来。说实话明美有点担心,因为这本驾照是林耀通过组织伪造的,也不知道有没有什么破绽。 Is good because has not discovered by beautiful any exceptionally, she looked at the driver's license, looks up to bright beautiful, asked: Miss forest, yes?”. 好在由美并未发现任何异常,她看了看驾照,又抬头望向明美,问:“林小姐,是吧?”.
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