Du Tianjun has not treated is too long, his class, has not walked toward the school back door in any case in the morning directly. 杜天君没有待太久,反正上午没有他的课了,直接就朝学校后门走去。 Therefore more than ten people seized the chance to run back the classroom. 于是十几个人都趁机跑回了教室。 The remaining these, some want to run also without enough time. 剩下的这些,有的想跑也来不及了。 Because in the team lacks spatial are too many, runs 1-2 more obvious again, even if were Brother Huan cannot continue to open eyes to close one's eyes. 因为队伍里缺的空太多,再跑出去1-2就更加明显,哪怕是欢哥也不能继续睁只眼闭只眼了。 Without the means that after these people can only run two, studied half class military physical culture fist, until free activity time returns to the classroom. 没办法,这些人就只能跑完两圈之后又学了半节课的军体拳,直到自由活动的时候才逃回教室。 Finishing class time, Brother Huan announced two matters to thirty schoolmates who are only remaining. 下课的时候,欢哥对着仅剩的三十几位同学宣布了两件事。 „A good news, a bad news...” “一个好消息,一个坏消息...” „First said badly!” “先说坏的！” Everyone unanimously makes the choice. 所有人一致地做出选择。 After all first hears the bad news the words, often can give people a feeling of after the bitter comes the sweet. 毕竟先听坏消息的话,往往就能给人一种苦尽甘来的感觉。 „Good, first said badly.” “好,先说坏的。” Brother Huan obeyed the public opinion to announce the bad news: 欢哥顺从民意宣布了坏消息: „Meets the notice of school, this year the high central winter games cancels for some reason, therefore the schoolmates were short exercised the opportunity of body...” “接学校的通知,今年高中部的冬季运动会因故取消,所以同学们又少了很多锻炼身体的机会...” Finishes speaking, in an uproar. 话音刚落,一片哗然。 „ying chirp, I must cry.” “嘤嘤嘤,我都要哭了。” „Oh, this news was too bad, Hahaha!” “唉,这消息太坏了,哈哈哈哈！” The schoolmates saw joyfully in the respective eye. 同学们都在各自的眼里看到了喜悦。 Games? Tires the people and squanders resources, idle! 运动会？劳民伤财,闲的！ School conscience, long live understanding! 学校良心啊,理解万岁！ Brother Huan raised hand to press , to continue: 欢哥举手压了压,继续说: „Good news starting from tomorrow, every week among 135 enlarged classes, we also to do to broadcast gymnastics like the junior middle school section! Therefore everyone exercised the opportunity of body to come back!” “好消息是从明天开始,每周一三五的大课间,我们也要像初中部一样下来做广播体操！所以大家锻炼身体的机会又回来了！” „-” “啊-” „I opposed!” “我反对！” Some many people opposed, many of object overrules, after all are the decisions that the school makes. 有多少人反对,就有多少人反对无效,毕竟是学校做的决定。 Anxiously the schoolmates who hurry back to the classroom have not shouted several to accept the reality. 急着赶回教室的同学们没嚷几句就接受了现实。 „Only has 135 fortunately...” “还好只有一三五...” Some people comfort, then Brother Huan supplemented while convenient: 有人自我宽慰,然后欢哥就顺便补充: „Right, 135 did to broadcast gymnastics, 24 made the ocular gymnastics in the classroom.” “对了,一三五做广播体操,二四在教室做眼保健操。” „Fuck!” “靠！” „I opposed again!” “我再次反对！” The opposition is still invalid, after dismissing the schoolmates brings back to the classroom this fearful information, is one piece. 反对依然无效,解散后的同学们把这个可怕的情报带回教室,也是一片呜呼哀哉。 „Brother Chi.” Some people are patting the shoulder of Li Chi, „, or did you tell your father? Nullifies this policy?” “驰哥。”有人拍着李驰的肩膀,“要不你跟你爸说说？取消这个政策？” „pass/test my father trifling thing...” “关我爸屁事...” „Aiya the teaching and administrative staff offer an opinion, was more useful than our students.” “哎呀教职工提个意见嘛,比我们学生有用多了。” „My father is an ordinary teacher, do not install especially daily strangely, said him looks like hoodwinks the public...” “我爸就是个普通教师,别特么天天装怪,把他说得像一手遮天似的...” Li Chi could not bear, the teacher children often are this, the school has what sound, the schoolmates on class looks for him. 李驰受不了了,教师子女往往就是这样,学校一有什么动静,班上的同学都来找他。 „Brother Chi was modest, entire Chengdu City Second High knows, even the principals must give your father the face.” “驰哥谦虚了,整个蓉城二中都知道,连校长都要给你爸面子。” „Right, Second High black and white two, Teacher Li sweeps the decks.” “对对对,二中黑白两道,李老师通吃。” „It is said before cultivated/repaired the drill ground, is the money that Teacher Li pays, 12 million!” “据说之前修操场,就是李老师出的钱,一两百万呢！” „Nonsense, obviously is two hundred million.” “胡说,明明是两个亿。” „You also talked nonsense, two hundred million were the Teacher Li little brother leaves.” “你也胡说,两个亿是李老师的小弟出的。” „Rolls rolling!” “滚滚滚！” Li Chi extremely sexually harasses, a face rose the red skin duck, just Zhao Mengjie asked him to come, immediately ran, left this place is apt to get into trouble. 李驰不堪调戏,一张脸涨成了红皮鸭子,刚好赵梦洁久违地找他来了,马上就屁颠屁颠地跑出去,离开了这片是非之地。 ---------------------------- ---------------------------- „Xiaoshu ~” “小书~” „Xiaoshu book ~” “小书书~” „Small Xiaoshu ~” “小小书~” In the evening, the main house gate is noisy the Lin Xiaoxian The Conjuring sound. 晚上,家门口响起林小贤招魂般的声音。 „My good younger sister in?” “我的好妹妹在吗？” „Not.” “不在。” „I dearest entire world most lovable good younger sisters in?” “那我最亲爱的全世界最可爱的好妹妹在吗？” „In...” “在...” Lin Xiaoshu feels disgusting, does not know that Elder Brother today goes home to lose what temper. 林小书觉得好肉麻,不知道今天哥哥回家发什么神经。 „What matter is so happy?” “什么事这么高兴啊？” „Do you guess?” “你猜？” Lin Xiaoshu could not guess correctly that is also disinclined to guess, she is busy giving Tuantuan / Dumpling to take a bath. 林小书猜不到也懒得猜,她正忙着给团团洗澡呢。 Docile kitty, taking a bath time also with going to execution grounds, Lin Xiaoshu abandoned the tremendous strength coax and seizes rushed to the Elder Brother foot basin Tuantuan / Dumpling. 再温顺的猫咪,洗澡的时候也跟赴刑场似的,林小书废了九牛二虎之力才连哄带捉地把团团赶到了哥哥洗脚盆里。 „Why is my basin is not your?” “为什么是我的盆不是你的？” „Your foot is big, the basin is also big.” “你脚大,盆也大。” Lin Xiaoshu foot, basin, big hair bulb affirmation stopper like Tuantuan / Dumpling not under. 林小书的脚儿小小的,盆也小小的,像团团这样的大毛球肯定塞不下。 „Meow-” “喵嗷-” Tuantuan / Dumpling is trying the water temperature, a face must die the expression that must die, after growing hair of whole body becomes wet, seems like unexpectedly not thin many. 团团尝试着水温,一脸要死要死的表情,浑身的长毛变得湿漉漉之后,看上去居然并没有瘦多少。 Obviously is not thin in meals to it in Lin Family. 可见在林家在伙食方面对它不薄。 „Washes a bit faster, outside washed us to go to rub one ~” “洗快点,洗完了我们去外面搓一顿~” „Un un!” “嗯嗯！” One hear of midnight snacks must go out to eat, that bakes most likely. 一听夜宵要出去吃了,那十有八九是烧烤。 In the family/home does to bake is too troublesome, Lin Xiaoshu has not eaten to bake for a long time, one happy under rubbed the effort of wool to be bigger. 家里做烧烤太麻烦,林小书已经好久没吃烧烤了,一喜之下搓毛的力度大了些。 „Meow!!!!” “喵！！！！” Tuantuan / Dumpling wails, Lin Xiaoxian returned to the bedroom cheerfully. 团团哀嚎,林小贤则是乐乐呵呵地回到了卧室。 today Lin Xiaoxian is truly happy. 今天的林小贤确实挺高兴的。 Or very has the working zeal. 或者说挺有干劲。 Because today is «Emperor Tyrant» the day of on the shelf. 因为今天是《霸帝》上架的日子。 【Invincible class/flow】 【Rookie author】 【10 w collection】 【Intermittent tentacle strange】 【Menstruation author】... 【无敌流】【新人作者】【10w收藏】【间歇性触手怪】【月经作者】... Numerous labels paste in «Emperor Tyrant» in this book, then and other places continued to cause the discussion in the post. 众多的标签贴在《霸帝》这本书上,然后在贴吧等地持续引发讨论。 This is not exaggerating, whenever the book to become God author appears, the day of the on the shelf, the innumerable Internet writers are waiting to look at the result. 这并不夸张,每当有一书成神的作者出现,上架那天,无数的网络作者们都在等着看成绩。 A book, writes no matter who , many recommendations, decided finally its quality and position, throughout subscribes the result. 一本书,不管是谁写的,有多少推荐,最终决定其品质和地位的,始终是订阅成绩。 【The book of sage: Can the on the shelf explode?】 【贤者之书:请问上架要爆更吗？】 【Fox:??? today this how many points? Won't you have retained the draft?】 【狐狸:？？？今天这都几点了？你不会没存稿吧？】 on QQ, a Lin Xiaoxian sudden news has a scare the editor. qq上,林小贤突然的一句消息着实把编辑吓了一跳。 « Emperor Tyrant " on the shelf, the 10 w reader cried for food, this thinks that today did not issue the new chapter was because he retained the draft. 《霸帝》上架,10w读者嗷嗷待哺,本以为今天迟迟不发布新章节是因为他有存稿。 According to the consistent urogenous of book of sage, about 22 : 00, the diarrhea will send in any case mostly completely. 按照贤者之书的一贯尿性,反正多半会在十一二点左右,腹泻般地全部发出来。 However... 然而... 【The book of sage: What is retaining the draft? Can eat?】 【贤者之书:存稿是什么？能吃吗？】 【Fox: Don't you explode? Does that at least first send one chapter to come out?】 【狐狸:你不爆更？那至少先发一章出来吧？】 【The book of sage: What is one chapter? Can eat?】 【贤者之书:一章是什么？能吃吗？】 【Fox: Lives not to be possible to love .jpg】 【狐狸:生无可恋.jpg】 Did the customers carry to spread the tail to promote for day, the result did not renew? 客户端上开屏推广了一天,结果不更新？ The fox suspected seriously the book of sage is joking with him. 狐狸严重怀疑贤者之书在跟他开玩笑。 These far-fetched thing that probably but until now, he says, no cracks a joke. 可是好像至今为止,他说的那些不靠谱的东西,没一句开玩笑的。 „I make up 20 chapters tonight.” “我今晚补20章。” „This week not, next week along with reason.” “这周不更,下周随缘。” „Do not urge, in the weekend 10 w.” “别催了,周末更10w。” „Next week on the on the shelf, I will write enough the 30 w character.” “下周就上架,我会写够30w字。” ...... ...... The words that these pull very much, Lin Xiaoxian lives up to one's words completely. 这些很扯的话,林小贤全部说到做到。 Remembers passing all sorts, the fox eyelid jumps, he thought that perhaps Lin Xiaoxian really planned does not renew. 想起过往的种种,狐狸眼皮直跳,他觉得林小贤说不定真的打算不更新了。 However, the opposite party vouches to him luckily immediately. 不过,幸好对方马上就给他打了包票。 【The book of sage: Did not say that the on the shelf I want to send about 5 chapters, now writes, do not harass】 【贤者之书:不说了,上架我想发个五章左右,现在写,勿扰】 【Fox: Thank!】 【狐狸:感谢！】 Had his these words, the fox felt relieved. 有了他这句话,狐狸就放心了。 Without the plan pigeon is good, 5 chapters of 1 w characters, now immediately 11 points, one hour of 1 w character... 没打算鸽就好,五章不过1w字,现在马上11点,一个小时1w字... Un, pulls very much. 嗯,很扯。 But the book of sage can be good. 但贤者之书能行。 Lin Xiaoxian, the face rolls the keyboard to be common, when 11:58, successfully issued 5 chapters of VIP chapters. 林小贤噼里啪啦,脸滚键盘一般,在11点58分的时候,成功发出了五章vip章节。 The commentary area does not know that has many people , a chapter issue, is 【Came】. 评论区也不知道有多少人在等,章节一发布,全是【来了来了】。 Subscribes can have many... 均订能有多少呢... Lin Xiaoxian does not care about to subscribe, a day is about to end, the head that counts subscribes the data to be not meaningful. 林小贤不在乎首订,一天都快结束了,统计出来的首订数据没什么意义。 Mainly looked that the following several days of result can stabilize in many. 主要看后面几天成绩能够稳定在多少。 If can break ten thousand, Lin Xiaoxian has the confidence light/only to depend on «Emperor Tyrant a» book, can supply the university to graduate the younger sister, no longer needs the subsidization of sister-in-law/little aunt radically. 要是能破万,林小贤有信心光靠《霸帝》一本书,就可以把妹妹供到大学毕业,根本不再需要小姨的资助。 „Perhaps when the time comes can also meet returning to homeland the sister-in-law/little aunt, three people live in the big villa together, wanton and luxurious living, every night music and song...” “说不定到时候还能把小姨接回国,三个人一起住在大别墅里,纸醉金迷,夜夜笙歌...” Lin Xiaoxian the life of giving free reign to the imagination local tyrant, while shouted toward the room outside: 林小贤一边畅想土豪的生活,一边朝房外大喊: „Xiaoshu! The preparation walked to eat to bake!” “小书！准备走吃烧烤了！” „Under.” “等下。” „Hurry up, the brain flower could sell-out...” “快点儿哦,脑花可能要卖完了...” „!!!” “！！！” Pingpong the sound, Xiaoshu heard the roasting brain flower that most loved to be about not to have, displayed. 一阵乒乒乓乓的动静,小书听到最爱的烤脑花快没有了,表现得很慌。 Lin Xiaoxian continues the report name to tease her: 林小贤继续报菜名逗她: „Roasted chicken skin, pig nose muscle, entire eggplant, sea scallop anything... is also possibly almost sold out...” “还有烤鸡皮啊,猪鼻筋啊,全茄啊,扇贝什么的...可能也快卖完了...” Lin Xiaoshu stamps the feet: 林小书直跺脚: „Elder Brother you do not read! Is immediately good, others in easy!” “哥你别念了！马上就好,人家在吹毛呢！” „Big evening, your several root hair have anything to be good to blow...” “大晚上的,你那几根毛有什么好吹的...” „It is not my! Is Tuantuan / Dumpling!” “不是我的！是团团的！” „? Hasn't washed?” “啊？还没洗完？” Took a bath to the cat washed unexpectedly for one hour, does not know that what kind of resistance Tuantuan / Dumpling made with the younger sister afterward. 给猫洗澡居然洗了一个多小时,也不知道团团后来到底和妹妹做了怎样的抗争。