„Xiaoxian you are quite slow, our vegetable/dish selected.” “小贤你好慢啊,我们菜都点了。” „That not just?” “那不就刚好？” „It is not good.” Gu Xiaoyan stares his one eyes, beckons, pastes near the Lin Xiaoxian ear: „Food, the position also elected, today you went to sit with others, snort/hum...” “一点儿都不好。”顾小颜瞪他一眼,招招手,贴在林小贤耳边:“菜点了,位置也选完了,今天你就去跟别人坐吧,哼...” Lin Xiaoxian looked, several Number Ten people on class acted according to the usual relations to be divided into 78 tables far and near, Gu Xiaoyan this had truly been filled. 林小贤一看,班上的几十号人根据平时的关系远近分成了七八桌,顾小颜这一座确实已经坐满了。 However what made his accidental/surprised was, this unexpectedly was the uniform female student. 不过令他意外的是,这座竟然是清一色的女生。 „It is not right.” “不对啊。” „What isn't right?” “什么不对？” Lin Xiaoxian also beckons, Gu Xiaoyan's whisper air flush such as orchid, blows his capriciousness, he must blow to retaliate: 林小贤也招招手,顾小颜的耳语吹气如兰,吹得他一阵心猿意马,他也得吹回去报复一下: „In class the female student and do you relate very?” “班上女生和你关系很好吗？” „Yes, is this very strange?” “是啊,这很奇怪？” „Is a little strange, properly speaking, in that class most pretty is most lovable, wasn't the person of liking a crane among chickens, pushed aside by the same class female students generally?” “有点奇怪,按理说,那种班上最漂亮最可爱,鹤立鸡群的人,一般不都是被同班女生排挤吗？” Gu Xiaoyan face is red: 顾小颜脸儿红红: „Are you praising me?” “你是不是在夸我呀？” „Un, yes.” “嗯,是的。” „, You and others finished eating the food, the person few times praised to be good again on the quiet?” “哦,那你等吃完饭,人少的时候再悄悄夸好不好？” „Good.” “好。” The small fox is in love will turn into the old fox, Gu Xiaoyan compared with before „wildly”, scatters also to want practical joke tenderly, while Lin Xiaoxian from own ear evacuation time, pecked fast on his neck. 小狐狸谈恋爱的时候会变成老狐狸,顾小颜比以前“猖狂”,撒完娇还要恶作剧,趁林小贤从自己耳边撤离的时候,在他脖子上飞快地啄了一下。 Lin Xiaoxian feels the neck, saw the schoolmates to respond seemingly did not have exceptionally, it seems like „high-end atmosphere” the light design when many people dined together was also very practical. 林小贤摸着脖子,看了看同学们反应貌似没有异常,看来“高端氛围”的灯光设计在多人聚餐的时候也挺实用的。 „Bold, but today all people look...” “胆大包天,今天可是全班人都看着呢...” „Right, no one's place is more exciting than in the school?” “对呀,是不是比在学校没人的地方更刺激？” „Spirit...” “妖精...” „()” “()” The seductress/evil spirit also wants to be exciting one time, finally in a flash faints from fear still also stands in Zhou Jia in Lin Xiaoxian behind! 妖精本来还想再刺激一次,结果一晃眼才惊觉还在周佳还站在林小贤身后呢！ „Hehe, good ~ good ~” “嘿嘿,佳~佳~” Gu Xiaoyan is nipping the lower lip, collects to pull best friend embarrassed: 顾小颜咬着下唇,窘迫地凑上去挽住闺蜜: „... Do you see?” “...你都看到啦？” „Un, although has listened to you saying that but sees for the first time with own eyes.” “嗯,虽然一直听你说,但还是第一次亲眼见到。” „Hehe.” “嘿嘿。” „No hey, fool same...” “别嘿了,傻子一样...” Zhou Jia feigns to rebuke the chuckle, enables the own heart also very much diligently, because Gu Xiaoyan's happily and together happy. 周佳佯装嗔怪地轻笑着,很努力地让自己的心也能因为顾小颜的开心而一起开心。 Pleasant but she actually foresees accurately such discovered, the matter that was very once easy to achieve, really cannot achieve now. 可她却如意料中的那样发现,曾经很容易做到的事情,如今真的做不到了。 ....... ....... In the shop did not paste various Christmas decorations unconventional, in the sound was circulating completely Jay Chou's song, sings „chrysanthemum injured remnantly everywhere” time, Li Chi triumphal returned from the restroom finally. 店里不免俗地贴满了各种圣诞节的装饰,音响里循环着周杰伦的歌,唱到“菊花残满地伤”的时候,李驰终于才从厕所凯旋。 „Comrades! The master King returned!” “同志们！爷王者归来了！” He waves, one table of people beckon with the hand toward him: 他挥手,一桌人则是朝他摆手: „Paralysis leaves the labor distant point!” “麻痹离劳资远点啊！” „Do not sit with me!” “别跟我坐！” „Your hand stretches out comes to see!” “你手伸出来看看！” The Li Chi neck was mad crookedly: 李驰脖子都气歪了: „As for! I special from the kindergarten am the civilized young pivot man, junior middle school nickname Li Wenming, can I not wash the hands?” “至于嘛！我特么从幼儿园就是文明小标兵,初中外号李文明,我会不洗手？” Said turns over to say, after the hand extends, sits in Lin Xiaoxian left He Yuchao with big end of chopsticks the hand that poked Li Chi, after taking has come to see, shrinks the Lin Xiaoxian bosom very much exaggeratingly, „panic-stricken extremely”: 说归说,手伸出来之后,坐在林小贤左边的何宇超用筷子的大头戳了戳李驰的手,拿过来看了之后就很夸张地缩进林小贤怀里,“惊恐万分”: „You wash a wool, the hand does!” “你洗个毛,手都是干的！” „Nonsense! Dryer! Mother egg does not want to pull with you, starves to death.” “废话！烘干机啊！妈蛋的不想跟你扯,饿死了。” Lin Xiaoxian these afterward people sat in same table, inside depended on the wall is a sofa, the outer ring was the single chair, Li Chi sits down, the vegetable/dish just the end came up, was wild with joy him: 林小贤这些后来的人都坐在的同一桌,里面靠墙是沙发,外圈是单人椅,李驰一坐下,菜刚好端上来,把他乐坏了: „Good! It is not the self-service is good! The self-service is unpalatable and is disinclined to run, can the service person, help roast?” “好！不是自助就好！自助又难吃又懒得跑,诶服务员,可以帮忙烤吗？” „Brother Chi, you find a person to help you eat simply.” “驰哥,你干脆找个人帮你吃吧。” Li Chi eats meal arrives lazily make the blood boil, the people open in abundance complain the pattern, the atmosphere is merry immediately. 李驰吃个饭懒到令人发指,众人纷纷开启吐槽模式,气氛顿时快活起来。 But Lin Xiaoxian not only does not take the vegetable/dish does not roast, echoes two to visit with everyone occasionally is extending the neck to look around, placing the chopsticks on bowl bumped one pair. 而林小贤既不拿菜又不烤,跟着大家偶尔附和两句就光顾着伸着脖子东张西望,把放在碗上的筷子都碰掉了一双。 „Are do not look good...” “你别看了行不行...” „Excuse me, recently a little hyperactive.” “不好意思,最近有点儿多动症。” Right side Zhou Jia is unable to continue watching finally opens the mouth, Lin Xiaoxian is then making fun to stop. 右旁的周佳终于看不下去开了口,林小贤这才打着哈哈消停了。 „You really think that her very much, the direct past sat and that's the end.” “你实在想她的很,直接过去坐就是了。” Zhou Jia takes greens, without binding the meat, that small mouth small mouth place is gnawing, gnaws tooth seal, at sixes and sevens , like this time mood. 周佳拿着一根生菜,也没裹着肉,就那么小口小口地啃着,啃出一圈圈齿印,乱七八糟,跟她此时的心情一样。 Lin Xiaoxian clamped a piece of tonguefish, dips 1 granule the sea salt, places on the Zhou Jia greens: „Ok, sitting periphery is also one group of female students.” 林小贤夹了一片牛舌,蘸上一点大颗粒的海盐,放在周佳的生菜上:“算了吧,坐过去了周围也是一堆女生。” „, You periphery the female student are usually few...” “呵,你平时周围女生还少么...” „Few.” “少啊。” Lin Xiaoxian had not detected the strange tone that Zhou Jia turns sour slightly, breaks off the start index to get up: 林小贤没有察觉周佳微微发酸的奇怪语气,掰着手指数起来: „You look, except for Xiaoyan, you, with Su Yuan, I had not said to other female student words, is several smelly old men...” “你看,除了小颜,你,和苏元,我跟其他女生话都没怎么说,都是几个臭老爷们儿...” „Un, is not many, you look for several again.” “嗯,是不多,那你再多找几个吧。” Zhou Jia with eating the remaining half of greens binds to roast the good tonguefish, on the face the calm expression, under the mouth is actually ruthlessly, as if must in Lin Xiaoxian body. 周佳用啃剩下的一半生菜裹住烤好的牛舌,脸上还是波澜不惊的表情,嘴下却是狠狠的一口,仿佛要在林小贤身上似的。 Wú... a little delicious... 唔...有点儿好吃... Originally wants to dislike his a while, but the good food always has ability that scatters the bad mood, slid the tender tonguefish entrance, Zhou Jia cannot dislike. 本来想讨厌他一会儿的,可美食总有驱散坏心情的能力,滑嫩的牛舌入口,周佳就讨厌不起来了。 Hateful, blames the tonguefish! 可恶,都怪牛舌！ „Lin Xiaoxian, gives me again one piece!” “林小贤,再给我一片！” Study Committee Member orders suddenly, Lin Xiaoxian obeys very much brings that side a Li Chi tonguefish. 学习委员突然下了命令,林小贤很服从地把李驰那边的一盘牛舌都拿了过来。 Just clean that the stomach drew, this may flustered hungrily Brother Chi anxious was not good, the mouth wrapped several to cut the streaky pork to oppose thick unclearly: 刚把胃拉的一干二净,这可把饿慌了的驰哥急的不行,嘴里包着几块厚切五花肉含糊不清地反对: „Xiaoxian, more than ten pieces! Are you special the wild boar?” “小贤,一盘十几片呢！你特么是野猪是吧？” Lin Xiaoxian first supine: 林小贤头一仰: „Does? Is Sister Jia must eat, do you have the opinion?” “干嘛？是佳姐要吃,你有意见？” Sister Jia one hear, two lower jaws helped blow up slightly: 佳姐一听,两个小腮帮都微微鼓起了: „Lin Xiaoxian you said that who is the wild boar?” “林小贤你说谁是野猪？” „I am I am, the wild boar is swarthy, you fair and clear, should be the domestic pig.” “我是我是,野猪黑不溜秋的,你白白净净,应该是家猪。” Lin Xiaoxian also has the thoughts to tease, because he sees Zhou Jia this for the first time. 林小贤还有心思打趣,因为他还是第一次见周佳这样。 The impulsion that bearing want to photograph, Lin Xiaoxian flings the pot to Li Chi: 忍住想拍照的冲动,林小贤把锅重新甩回给李驰: „Does not crack a joke, in the final analysis Li Chi! Wild boar that he said! Has not related with me!” “不开玩笑了啊,说到底还是李驰！他说的野猪！跟我没关系！” „My anything does not know, the service person, comes a tonguefish again!” “我什么都不知道,服务员,再来一盘牛舌！” Li Chi called, directly solved the problem from the root, then Lin Xiaoxian roasts slowly on oneself here roasting tray. 李驰吆喝了一声,直接从根源解决了问题,然后林小贤就在自己这边的烤盘上慢悠悠地烤起来。 The tonguefish incites incites braves the close blobs of oil, compared with snowflake few fatty, are many glossy compared with the fillet, is food that countless barbecue experts most love. 牛舌滋啦滋啦地冒着细密的油花,比起雪花少一份肥腻,比起里脊又多一份油润,是无数烤肉达人最爱的食材。 The nearby curls up slightly, the two sides present can see burnt/anxious Hegan who Chef Michelin most loves, at this time a piece of tonguefish almost roasted. 边上微微卷起,两边都呈现出来能看见米其林厨师最爱的焦褐感,此时一片牛舌就差不多烤好了。 Does not need too much seasoning, so long as a sea salt can make in the mouth bloom the freshest fragrant beautiful flavor. 不需要太多的佐料,只要一点海盐就能让口腔里绽放出最鲜香的绝美味道。 „High-end food usually only needs the simplest cooking way...” “高端的食材往往只需要最朴素的烹饪方式...” Lin Xiaoxian classical lines in some mocker grade of documentary film, while curls to deliver to the Zhou Jia mouth with the greens: 林小贤一边模仿者某档纪录片里的经典台词,一边用生菜卷起来送到周佳嘴边: „I do not want you to feed.” “我不要你喂。” „?” Lin Xiaoxian tilts the head, „I do not want to feed you, I am make yourself take.” “？”林小贤歪头,“我没有想喂你啊,我是让你自己拿着。” „......” “......” Blushing of Study Committee Member instantaneous face rose to the earlobe comes up. 学习委员瞬间一脸的红晕都涨到耳垂上去了。 Zhou Jia meets, like small beast, separated the lip to open two rows of neat white teeth, the analogy must bite with raw hate. 周佳接过去,像一头小兽似的,分开唇瓣张开两排整齐的洁白的牙齿,比方才还要凶狠地咬了下去。 Ah wū! 啊呜！ Bites to death him! 咬死他！ Let him make fun of itself, has made fun of! 让他捉弄自己,一直一直地捉弄！ Makes fun of her, unexpectedly also dislikes the surrounding girl to be few, wants to make fun of more girls! 捉弄她也罢,居然还嫌周围的女孩子少,想捉弄更多的女孩子！ scumbag! Bites to death to consider as finished! 渣男！咬死算了！ ...... ...... Lin Xiaoxian roasted, Zhou Jia bit him one after another, but is eating this aspect, Study Committee Member cannot catch up with the Chinese Class Representative level eventually, merely three pieces of bellies were full. 林小贤烤了一片又一片,周佳咬了他一口又一口,可在吃这方面,学习委员终究赶不上语文课代表的水平,仅仅三片肚子就饱了。 „Are so few?” “这么少？” „Having the vegetable/dish... the vegetable/dish is very big...” “有菜...菜很大...” „Good, said you are Chang E, originally you are the jade rabbit, ate green vegetables full...” “好吧,本来说你是嫦娥,原来你才是玉兔,吃点儿青菜就饱了...” If this quantity to the Su Yuan's words, she can definitely eat the tray. 这点儿量要是给苏元的话,她肯定能把盘子都吃了。 Thinks of this, Lin Xiaoxian starts the supine neck to glance right and left. 想到这,林小贤又开始仰脖子左顾右盼。 Just that little while he looks at Gu Xiaoyan incessantly, is also seeking for the deskmate form. 刚刚那会儿他就不止是看顾小颜,同时也在寻找同桌的身影。 What is strange, he had not found. 只是奇怪的是,他始终没有找到。