Birdslike attracts like.
物以类聚人以群分。Goodbrothers as goodascertain extent, can always havetacit understandingas if by prior agreementoncertainideas.
好兄弟好到一定程度了,总能在某些想法上面产生不约而同的默契。For exampleafternoonhas eaten meal, Li Chicrashes in the classroomto placeon the Lin Xiaoxiantable a whitehard shellbag:
比如下午吃过饭,李驰就冲进教室把一个白色硬壳袋子放在林小贤桌上:„Brother Xian! The giftIbought!”
“贤哥!礼物我买到了!”Lin Xiaoxiantakes a looktoward the bagin:林小贤往袋子里一瞅:„Gan! Falltrousers?”
“淦!秋裤?”„Yes! Ihave thought that thisgadgethasthreebigadvantage!”
“是啊!我想过了,这玩意儿有三大好处!”Li Chiis very proud, hegrew, has been ableto complete the choicegiftindependentlyandhas the clearmentality.李驰很自豪,他成长了,已经可以独立完成挑选礼物并拥有清晰的思路。„First, practical, thiswere not many said that understood that understood.”
“第一,实用,这就不多说了,懂得都懂。”„Second...”Li Chigrasps the head, „strictautumntrousers are also the personalclothing, delivers the female student the personalclothing, manymoistensambiguousanything...”
“第二...”李驰抓抓脑袋,“严格来讲秋裤也属于贴身衣物,送女生贴身衣物,多少沾点儿暧昧啥的嘛...”Un, probablya littletruth...
嗯,好像有点道理...„Brother Chisaiddo not smile, yousmilemoistento be dreadful, rather thanambiguous...”
“不过驰哥说的时候别笑,你一笑就沾点儿猥琐,而不是暧昧了...”
A being sweating profuselyfattypants, is raisingautumntrousersfacebrightsmiling of female student, will truly make the person who does not know the circumstances of the matterevadeit less.
一个满头大汗的胖子气喘吁吁,提着女生的秋裤一脸灿烂的笑,确实会让不知情的人避之不及。Li Chiputs on a serious face, thencontinued the thirdpoint:李驰就板起脸,然后继续说第三点:„The thirdpoint, is the creativity! Besidesme, whoseyoualsowinChristmas presentto deliver the autumntrousers?”
“第三点,就是创意!除了我以外,你还见过谁圣诞礼物送秋裤的吗?”Actuallyhas.
其实是有的。Several years ago the sister-in-law/little auntgaveLin XiaoxianandLin Xiaoshuhas delivered„HawaiianpurenaturalcottonnumbQiuku”.
前几年小姨就给林小贤和林小书送过“夏威夷纯天然棉麻秋裤”。
The presentpacking of someTaobaoalsomanyautumntrousers.
淘宝也有很多秋裤的礼品包装。Howeveron the peripheralsame agecircle, Li Chialso is really firstdelivers the autumntrousers.
但是就周边的同龄圈子而言,李驰还真是第一个送秋裤的。Falltrousers that 0 Li Chibuysare notin the bigstorepilein that on the goodsstageonegroup of auntssnatchrandomly, butveryfinegift box, whatwithis the Swedishdoublecopperpapertwo-sidedmembrana tectoria, the ash platesmakes the structural elementsupport.李驰买的秋裤0不是大卖场里堆在货台上一帮大妈乱抢的那种,而是很精致的礼盒,采用的是瑞典双铜纸双面覆膜,灰板作结构件支撑。Is sayingcomplex, is actually thatmaterial that the applecell phonepacking boxuses.
说着复杂,其实就是苹果手机包装盒用的那种材料。
The champagne coloredboxis very brief, writeswith the bronzedcharacter【Mimo】.
香槟色的盒子很简约,用烫金字写着【Mimo】。Thisis an attentivesmalldetail.
这是一个用心的小细节。
The autumntrousersoriginaltranslationis„MimoPants”.
秋裤原本的翻译是“MimoPants”。Hereomits„Pants”intentionallythisundisguisedphrase, canimprove the scaleto a certain extent.
这里故意省去“Pants”这种露骨的字眼,也可以在一定程度上提高档次。
The above of bronzedcharacterissimilarlybriefbrandlogo, althoughisLin Xiaoxianhas not listened to the brand, buthad made very goodfirstimpressionfrom the appearancetoLin Xiaoxian.
烫金字的上方是同样简约的品牌logo,虽然是一个林小贤没听过的品牌,但从卖相上已经给林小贤留下了很好的第一印象。attractivenessfor the age of king, sometimes the leather bagissuchimportant.颜值为王的年代,有时候皮囊就是这么重要。Gift boxsealleaves leeway the carefulscoop channel, withhaving the palepinkribbonembed of femaleimage, thenhit a butterfly knotin the middle, ifdid not say, but alsoreallyno onethinks that is autumntrousers, seems like more like the jewel caseactuallyand so onthing.
礼盒的封口处留有细细的凹槽,用具备女性意象的淡粉色丝带镶嵌,然后在中间打了个蝴蝶结,要是不说的话,还真没人会想到里面是一条秋裤,看起来倒是更像是珠宝盒之类的东西。--------------------------------------
--------------------------------------„MerryChristmas! BoysandGirls!”
“MerryChristmas!BoysandGirls!”English coursetime, the teachercomes to shout loudly, thenstarts a verylongprologue.
英语课的时候,老师一进来就高呼,然后就开始一场很长的开场白。On the sceneexcept forseveralacademic tyrant, andno onelistened toherto sayanythingearnestly.
在场的除了几个学霸们,并没有人认真听她在说什么。„Putsthisto practice the hearing...”
“搁这练听力呢...”„Brother Xian, do youknow that whatsheis saying?”
“贤哥,你知不知道她在说啥?”„SpokesomeChristmaspopular scienceprobably.”
“大概是讲了些圣诞节的科普吧。”The day after tomorrowisChristmas, Englishteacherstartedto rub the heat degreeahead of time, said after onepile, pulled outoneto hear the most earnestschoolmateto get upone side the translation.
后天才是圣诞节,英语老师提前就开始蹭热度了,说了一堆之后又抽一个听得最认真的同学起来翻译一边。Verygood, thentenminutesmixed.
很好,如此一来十分钟就混过去了。academic dregssecretly rejoicein abundance, hopes that latercanselectthistype of link.学渣们纷纷暗喜,希望以后能多来点儿这种环节。„Schoolmates, testyouragain.”
“同学们,再考你们一下哈。”Englishteacherwears the windproof coat, insideis a practicing moral culture/slim fithigh collarblackwoolen sweater, the waistis the little bee, forces a pointslightlyfullplentifulness the place of lower abdomen, hascharacter and style that the maturewomanis in sole possession, stirs upLiu Weioneto look askance.
英语老师穿着风衣,里面是一件修身高领黑色毛衣,腰间系着小蜜蜂,把小腹的地方勒出一点略饱满的丰腴,有着成熟女人独有的风情,惹得刘伟一阵侧目。At this timeis differentin those days, hismovementscopehas restrainednowvery much.
今时不同往日,他的动作幅度现在已经很收敛了。Howeverevennotflagrant, Zheng Wenor the earliest possible timestared.
然而就算没有明目张胆,郑文还是第一时间瞪了过来。„Youare looking atanything...”
“你在看什么...”„? I... Iam visitingyou...”
“啊?我...我在看你...”Zheng Wendoes not stare, patshis:郑文就不瞪了,拍他一下:„Attends classwith single-hearted devotion, do not lookrandomly...”
“上课专心,别乱看...”„Un.”
“嗯。”„Looks... looks atmywords, 12were good, does not look...”
“看...看我的话,也就一两眼行了,不许多看...”„Un.”
“嗯。”„Are youun unstrange?”
“你是嗯嗯怪啊?”Liu Weiwoodenrespondsslow of speech, feelsat heartsomewhatguilty.刘伟木讷讷地应着,心里感到有些愧疚。„Zheng Wen... that... Ispeak the truth, was actually just visitingher...”
“郑文...那个...我说实话吧,其实刚刚是在看她...”Liu Weireferred toEnglishteacher, decidesto be honest, the mouth of mancannotghost, whendeceived people.刘伟指了指英语老师,决定要坦诚,男人的嘴不能当骗人的鬼。Does not wait forZheng Wento respond, Liu Weiquicklytook a stand:
不等郑文回应,刘伟就急忙表态:„ButIpledged, not, Ilaterattend classonlylook atyou!”
“但我发誓以后不会了,我以后上课就只看你!”„Reads! Whylooks atme...”
“看书!看我干嘛...”Thissayingblurted out, realized that somewere extremely straightforward, two peoplealsoturn the head, a silence.
这话脱口而出之后才意识到有些太过直白了,两人就同时转头,一阵沉默。A littlewas seemingly offensive, the insaneyoung married womanwill not be angry.
貌似有点唐突了,疯婆娘不会生气吧。Liu Weishoots a look atonequietly, fortunately, sheis covering the mouthto smilewith the textbook.刘伟悄悄瞥一眼,还好,她在用课本掩嘴笑着。„Liu Wei, yousaid that looks...”
“刘伟,你来说说看...”Possiblyis the soundis too big, EnglishteachercalledBrother Wei/Viagra:
可能是动静太大,英语老师把伟哥叫起来:„WhyMerry ChristmasisMerryChristmas, rather thanHappyChristmas?”
“圣诞快乐为什么是MerryChristmas,而不是HappyChristmas?”
The regular curriculumon, is not pullingthisgadgetunexpectedly.
靠,正课不上,居然还在扯这玩意儿。„What kind of? Doesn't the general knowledgeissue, know?”
“怎么样?常识问题哦,不知道?”Liu Weirolls the eyesin the heart, is this general knowledge?刘伟在心中翻白眼儿,这是常识?Thisis only the general knowledge of foreigneris good.
这只是洋人的常识好吧。Puts the hometo calculateat mostsmallpopular scienceorcoldknowledge, whyto become the general knowledge?
放国内顶多算个小科普或者冷知识罢了,凭啥就成常识了?Liu Weiis very disappointedaboutEnglishteacher, has a physical body that spatiallyfillscharm, the ideologyactuallyhad/leftsomeproblemsprobably.刘伟对英语老师很失望,空有一副充满魅力的肉体,意识形态却好像出了些问题。„Teacher, Ido not know...”
“老师,我不知道...”„Does not know that hasn't listened tometo say?”
“不知道还不听我讲?”Englishteachertakes the textbookto knockhishead, knockedto sayone:
英语老师拿着课本敲他的头,敲一下说一句:„Sitsin the firstrowis also absent-minded, eggs on a quarrel.”
“坐在第一排还开小差,说小话。”„A semestermustend, next semesterwill mixagainissenior year.”
“一学期都要结束了,下学期再混一混就是高三。”„The Li Chirecentresultprogressed, you were same place.”
“李驰最近成绩都进步了,就你还在原地了。”„Personis not stupid, does not knowdiligently.”
“人又不笨,就是不晓得努力。”„Did bookreadforwhom? Sometimes such bigperson, the teacherdoes not want to say that oneselfmustthink the future!”
“书为谁读啊?这么大的人了,老师有时候不想多说,自己就要多想想未来!”Englishteacherwas just likeDu Tianjunto take possession saying that the personin the youngstertime, comprehendedusuallyonlyneedsto flicker, laterLiu WeiunexpectedlyreallyearnestStudy a day.
英语老师好比杜天君附身说了很多,人在少年时代,开悟往往只需要瞬,之后的刘伟居然就真的认认真真学习了一天。Moreoverlooks athisappearance, notlikeLi Chithatintermittentthreeminutes of enthusiasm.
而且看他的样子,并不像李驰那种间歇性的三分钟热情。Second can Lin Xiaoxianalsobe born?
难道第二个林小贤也要诞生了?
Is Four Fantasy Godsonwashing the whiteroadgoingto add a brave generalagain?四幻神在洗白之路上将要再添一员猛将?Regarding this, Zhang Zhihengmade the review:
对此,张志恒作出了点评:„Brother Wei/Viagratakes the powdered iron of Englishteacher, todaybysincerely an education, definitelyisgreatlyis so encouraged. Mayas forbe ablelasting, did thatlook atlove of Brother Wei/Viagramanytoteacherdeeply... rightnottoBrother Wei/Viagra?”
“伟哥作为英语老师的铁粉,今天被那么语重心长地一番教育,肯定是大受鼓舞。可至于能有多持久,那就看伟哥对老师的爱有多深了...对不对伟哥?”„To, meis not interestedin the oldwomannow.”
“对个屁,我现在对老女人已经不感兴趣了。”Liu Weiraised the head, the lookchanged, is floodingnone of exerting oneself:刘伟抬起头,眼神都变了,充斥着奋发的精光:„Was onlyshesaidtwocharacterspokedmypain spot.”
“只是她说了两个字戳到了我的痛点。”„Whichtwo?”
“哪两个?”„In the future! Future!”
“未来!Future!”
Very seriouswordsaysalwaysalmost the meaningfrom the academic dregsmouth.
很严肃的词从学渣嘴里说出来总是差点意思。Is just likeShenTengslowZhengYueYunpengthatcomedianto be the same, Liu Weienforceseven, outsideinpersoneyesstillalwaysmore or lessa littlehappyfeeling.
就好比沈腾啊徐峥啊岳云鹏啊那种喜剧演员一样,刘伟即使严肃起来,在外人眼里也总是或多或少有点喜感。„Brother Wei/Viagra, your before future, wasn'tplansto go to the work siteto move bricks?”
“伟哥,你的未来之前不是规划好了去工地搬砖吗?”„Thatisbefore, nowwas different.”
“那是以前,现在不一样了。”EnglishteachermadeLiu Weirealize a veryrealisticissuesuddenly.
英语老师让刘伟忽然意识到了一个很现实的问题。Before a personfreetime, healsodrifted with the currentignorant.
以前一个人自由自在的时候,他还懵懵懂懂地随波逐流。
But if at heartno longeris a person, thenasone„mature”malehigh-school student, 【Future】Thiswordwas worthLiu Weicarefultasteone.
可如果心里不再是一个人的话,那作为一个“成熟”的男子高中生,【未来】这个词就值得刘伟细细品味一下了。
The most typicalexampleisin the domestic-madeyouthpiecethattype, after a graduation, allpeopledrift apart, being able to follow that being able to stay behind that wantsto leave behind, wantsto follow, finallyisregretfor a lifetime.
最典型的例子就是国产青春片里那种,一毕业之后,所有的人各奔东西,想留下的留不下,想跟随的跟不上,最后就是一辈子的遗憾。Liu WeilookedinduskboardZheng Wen, ifalsomixes, ifoneyear later hecannot follow, thatregretmaywithout enough time...刘伟看了看正在擦黑板的郑文,如果还混下去,一年后的他要是也跟不上,那后悔可就来不及了...
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