ITDWTLTS :: Volume #2

#139: Fall trousers


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Birds like attracts like. 物以类聚人以群分。 Good brothers as good as certain extent, can always have tacit understanding as if by prior agreement on certain ideas. 好兄弟好到一定程度了,总能在某些想法上面产生不约而同的默契。 For example afternoon has eaten meal, Li Chi crashes in the classroom to place on the Lin Xiaoxian table a white hard shell bag: 比如下午吃过饭,李驰就冲进教室把一个白色硬壳袋子放在林小贤桌上: Brother Xian! The gift I bought!” 贤哥!礼物我买到了!” Lin Xiaoxian takes a look toward the bag in: 林小贤往袋子里一瞅: Gan! Fall trousers?” “淦!秋裤?” Yes! I have thought that this gadget has three big advantage!” “是啊!我想过了,这玩意儿有三大好处!” Li Chi is very proud, he grew, has been able to complete the choice gift independently and has the clear mentality. 李驰很自豪,他成长了,已经可以独立完成挑选礼物并拥有清晰的思路。 First, practical, this were not many said that understood that understood.” “第一,实用,这就不多说了,懂得都懂。” Second...” Li Chi grasps the head, strict autumn trousers are also the personal clothing, delivers the female student the personal clothing, many moistens ambiguous anything...” “第二...”李驰抓抓脑袋,“严格来讲秋裤也属于贴身衣物,送女生贴身衣物,多少沾点儿暧昧啥的嘛...” Un, probably a little truth... 嗯,好像有点道理... Brother Chi said do not smile, you smile moisten to be dreadful, rather than ambiguous...” “不过驰哥说的时候别笑,你一笑就沾点儿猥琐,而不是暧昧了...” A being sweating profusely fatty pants, is raising autumn trousers face bright smiling of female student, will truly make the person who does not know the circumstances of the matter evade it less. 一个满头大汗的胖子气喘吁吁,提着女生的秋裤一脸灿烂的笑,确实会让不知情的人避之不及。 Li Chi puts on a serious face, then continued the third point: 李驰就板起脸,然后继续说第三点: „The third point, is the creativity! Besides me, whose you also win Christmas present to deliver the autumn trousers?” “第三点,就是创意!除了我以外,你还见过谁圣诞礼物送秋裤的吗?” Actually has. 其实是有的。 Several years ago the sister-in-law/little aunt gave Lin Xiaoxian and Lin Xiaoshu has delivered Hawaiian pure natural cotton numb Qiuku. 前几年小姨就给林小贤林小书送过“夏威夷纯天然棉麻秋裤”。 The present packing of some Taobao also many autumn trousers. 淘宝也有很多秋裤的礼品包装。 However on the peripheral same age circle, Li Chi also is really first delivers the autumn trousers. 但是就周边的同龄圈子而言,李驰还真是第一个送秋裤的。 Fall trousers that 0 Li Chi buys are not in the big store pile in that on the goods stage one group of aunts snatch randomly, but very fine gift box, what with is the Swedish double copper paper two-sided membrana tectoria, the ash plates makes the structural element support. 李驰买的秋裤0不是大卖场里堆在货台上一帮大妈乱抢的那种,而是很精致的礼盒,采用的是瑞典双铜纸双面覆膜,灰板作结构件支撑。 Is saying complex, is actually that material that the apple cell phone packing box uses. 说着复杂,其实就是苹果手机包装盒用的那种材料。 The champagne colored box is very brief, writes with the bronzed character Mimo. 香槟色的盒子很简约,用烫金字写着【Mimo】。 This is an attentive small detail. 这是一个用心的小细节。 The autumn trousers original translation is MimoPants. 秋裤原本的翻译是“MimoPants”。 Here omits Pants intentionally this undisguised phrase, can improve the scale to a certain extent. 这里故意省去“Pants”这种露骨的字眼,也可以在一定程度上提高档次。 The above of bronzed character is similarly brief brand logo, although is Lin Xiaoxian has not listened to the brand, but had made very good first impression from the appearance to Lin Xiaoxian. 烫金字的上方是同样简约的品牌logo,虽然是一个林小贤没听过的品牌,但从卖相上已经给林小贤留下了很好的第一印象。 attractiveness for the age of king, sometimes the leather bag is such important. 颜值为王的年代,有时候皮囊就是这么重要。 Gift box seal leaves leeway the careful scoop channel, with having the pale pink ribbon embed of female image, then hit a butterfly knot in the middle, if did not say, but also really no one thinks that is autumn trousers, seems like more like the jewel case actually and so on thing. 礼盒的封口处留有细细的凹槽,用具备女性意象的淡粉色丝带镶嵌,然后在中间打了个蝴蝶结,要是不说的话,还真没人会想到里面是一条秋裤,看起来倒是更像是珠宝盒之类的东西。 -------------------------------------- -------------------------------------- MerryChristmas! BoysandGirls!” “MerryChristmas!BoysandGirls!” English course time, the teacher comes to shout loudly, then starts a very long prologue. 英语课的时候,老师一进来就高呼,然后就开始一场很长的开场白。 On the scene except for several academic tyrant, and no one listened to her to say anything earnestly. 在场的除了几个学霸们,并没有人认真听她在说什么。 Puts this to practice the hearing...” “搁这练听力呢...” Brother Xian, do you know that what she is saying?” 贤哥,你知不知道她在说啥?” Spoke some Christmas popular science probably.” “大概是讲了些圣诞节的科普吧。” The day after tomorrow is Christmas, English teacher started to rub the heat degree ahead of time, said after one pile, pulled out one to hear the most earnest schoolmate to get up one side the translation. 后天才是圣诞节,英语老师提前就开始蹭热度了,说了一堆之后又抽一个听得最认真的同学起来翻译一边。 Very good, then ten minutes mixed. 很好,如此一来十分钟就混过去了。 academic dregs secretly rejoice in abundance, hopes that later can select this type of link. 学渣们纷纷暗喜,希望以后能多来点儿这种环节。 Schoolmates, test your again.” “同学们,再考你们一下哈。” English teacher wears the windproof coat, inside is a practicing moral culture/slim fit high collar black woolen sweater, the waist is the little bee, forces a point slightly full plentifulness the place of lower abdomen, has character and style that the mature woman is in sole possession, stirs up Liu Wei one to look askance. 英语老师穿着风衣,里面是一件修身高领黑色毛衣,腰间系着小蜜蜂,把小腹的地方勒出一点略饱满的丰腴,有着成熟女人独有的风情,惹得刘伟一阵侧目。 At this time is different in those days, his movement scope has restrained now very much. 今时不同往日,他的动作幅度现在已经很收敛了。 However even not flagrant, Zheng Wen or the earliest possible time stared. 然而就算没有明目张胆,郑文还是第一时间瞪了过来。 You are looking at anything...” “你在看什么...” „? I... I am visiting you...” “啊?我...我在看你...” Zheng Wen does not stare, pats his: 郑文就不瞪了,拍他一下: Attends class with single-hearted devotion, do not look randomly...” “上课专心,别乱看...” Un.” “嗯。” Looks... looks at my words, 12 were good, does not look...” “看...看我的话,也就一两眼行了,不许多看...” Un.” “嗯。” „Are you un un strange?” “你是嗯嗯怪啊?” Liu Wei wooden responds slow of speech, feels at heart somewhat guilty. 刘伟木讷讷地应着,心里感到有些愧疚。 Zheng Wen... that... I speak the truth, was actually just visiting her...” 郑文...那个...我说实话吧,其实刚刚是在看她...” Liu Wei referred to English teacher, decides to be honest, the mouth of man cannot ghost, when deceived people. 刘伟指了指英语老师,决定要坦诚,男人的嘴不能当骗人的鬼。 Does not wait for Zheng Wen to respond, Liu Wei quickly took a stand: 不等郑文回应,刘伟就急忙表态: But I pledged, not, I later attend class only look at you!” “但我发誓以后不会了,我以后上课就只看你!” Reads! Why looks at me...” “看书!看我干嘛...” This saying blurted out, realized that some were extremely straightforward, two people also turn the head, a silence. 这话脱口而出之后才意识到有些太过直白了,两人就同时转头,一阵沉默。 A little was seemingly offensive, the insane young married woman will not be angry. 貌似有点唐突了,疯婆娘不会生气吧。 Liu Wei shoots a look at one quietly, fortunately, she is covering the mouth to smile with the textbook. 刘伟悄悄瞥一眼,还好,她在用课本掩嘴笑着。 Liu Wei, you said that looks...” 刘伟,你来说说看...” Possibly is the sound is too big, English teacher called Brother Wei/Viagra: 可能是动静太大,英语老师把伟哥叫起来: Why Merry Christmas is MerryChristmas, rather than HappyChristmas?” “圣诞快乐为什么是MerryChristmas,而不是HappyChristmas?” The regular curriculum on, is not pulling this gadget unexpectedly. 靠,正课不上,居然还在扯这玩意儿。 What kind of? Doesn't the general knowledge issue, know?” “怎么样?常识问题哦,不知道?” Liu Wei rolls the eyes in the heart, is this general knowledge? 刘伟在心中翻白眼儿,这是常识? This is only the general knowledge of foreigner is good. 这只是洋人的常识好吧。 Puts the home to calculate at most small popular science or cold knowledge, why to become the general knowledge? 放国内顶多算个小科普或者冷知识罢了,凭啥就成常识了? Liu Wei is very disappointed about English teacher, has a physical body that spatially fills charm, the ideology actually had/left some problems probably. 刘伟对英语老师很失望,空有一副充满魅力的肉体,意识形态却好像出了些问题。 Teacher, I do not know...” “老师,我不知道...” Does not know that hasn't listened to me to say?” “不知道还不听我讲?” English teacher takes the textbook to knock his head, knocked to say one: 英语老师拿着课本敲他的头,敲一下说一句: Sits in the first row is also absent-minded, eggs on a quarrel.” “坐在第一排还开小差,说小话。” „A semester must end, next semester will mix again is senior year.” “一学期都要结束了,下学期再混一混就是高三。” „The Li Chi recent result progressed, you were same place.” 李驰最近成绩都进步了,就你还在原地了。” Person is not stupid, does not know diligently.” “人又不笨,就是不晓得努力。” „Did book read for whom? Sometimes such big person, the teacher does not want to say that oneself must think the future!” “书为谁读啊?这么大的人了,老师有时候不想多说,自己就要多想想未来!” English teacher was just like Du Tianjun to take possession saying that the person in the youngster time, comprehended usually only needs to flicker, later Liu Wei unexpectedly really earnest Study a day. 英语老师好比杜天君附身说了很多,人在少年时代,开悟往往只需要瞬,之后的刘伟居然就真的认认真真学习了一天。 Moreover looks at his appearance, not like Li Chi that intermittent three minutes of enthusiasm. 而且看他的样子,并不像李驰那种间歇性的三分钟热情。 Second can Lin Xiaoxian also be born? 难道第二个林小贤也要诞生了? Is Four Fantasy Gods on washing the white road going to add a brave general again? 四幻神在洗白之路上将要再添一员猛将? Regarding this, Zhang Zhiheng made the review: 对此,张志恒作出了点评: Brother Wei/Viagra takes the powdered iron of English teacher, today by sincerely an education, definitely is greatly is so encouraged. May as for be able lasting, did that look at love of Brother Wei/Viagra many to teacher deeply... right not to Brother Wei/Viagra?” 伟哥作为英语老师的铁粉,今天被那么语重心长地一番教育,肯定是大受鼓舞。可至于能有多持久,那就看伟哥对老师的爱有多深了...对不对伟哥?” To, me is not interested in the old woman now.” “对个屁,我现在对老女人已经不感兴趣了。” Liu Wei raised the head, the look changed, is flooding none of exerting oneself: 刘伟抬起头,眼神都变了,充斥着奋发的精光: Was only she said two characters poked my pain spot.” “只是她说了两个字戳到了我的痛点。” Which two?” “哪两个?” In the future! Future!” “未来!Future!” Very serious word says always almost the meaning from the academic dregs mouth. 很严肃的词从学渣嘴里说出来总是差点意思。 Is just like Shen Teng slow Zheng Yue Yunpeng that comedian to be the same, Liu Wei enforces even, outside in person eyes still always more or less a little happy feeling. 就好比沈腾啊徐峥啊岳云鹏啊那种喜剧演员一样,刘伟即使严肃起来,在外人眼里也总是或多或少有点喜感。 Brother Wei/Viagra, your before future, wasn't plans to go to the work site to move bricks?” 伟哥,你的未来之前不是规划好了去工地搬砖吗?” That is before, now was different.” “那是以前,现在不一样了。” English teacher made Liu Wei realize a very realistic issue suddenly. 英语老师让刘伟忽然意识到了一个很现实的问题。 Before a person free time, he also drifted with the current ignorant. 以前一个人自由自在的时候,他还懵懵懂懂地随波逐流。 But if at heart no longer is a person, then as one mature male high-school student, Future This word was worth Liu Wei careful taste one. 可如果心里不再是一个人的话,那作为一个“成熟”的男子高中生,【未来】这个词就值得刘伟细细品味一下了。 The most typical example is in the domestic-made youth piece that type, after a graduation, all people drift apart, being able to follow that being able to stay behind that wants to leave behind, wants to follow, finally is regret for a lifetime. 最典型的例子就是国产青春片里那种,一毕业之后,所有的人各奔东西,想留下的留不下,想跟随的跟不上,最后就是一辈子的遗憾。 Liu Wei looked in dusk board Zheng Wen, if also mixes, if one year later he cannot follow, that regret may without enough time... 刘伟看了看正在擦黑板的郑文,如果还混下去,一年后的他要是也跟不上,那后悔可就来不及了...
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