Verylonghas not heldat a class meeting, Du Tianjunsaid that healwaysfelt the Class 7schoolmatesomewhatwas recently impetuous.
很久没开过的一节班会上,杜天君说他总感觉七班的同学最近有些浮躁。„Not onlyandI, Englishteacher, the physicalteacher, was respondingtome.”
“而且不只是我,英语老师,物理老师,都在向我反应。”„EvenTeacher Wanghas raised a mouth!”
“甚至连王老师都提过一嘴!”DrankclassicalChinese matrimony-vinewater, heraises hand:
喝了一口经典枸杞水,他扬了扬手:„Class Monitor...”
“班长...”Class Monitorstands, doubleponytailveryhappytook off/escapedshookshaking, makingdistant placeonegroup of somebodysecretly thoughtone„lovable”.班长站起来,双马尾很欢脱地晃了晃,让远处一组的某人暗道一句“可爱”。„Do youfeel?”
“你觉得呢?”„......”
“......”„Are youClass Monitor, how the atmosphere in feelingrecentclass?”
“你是班长,感觉最近班里的氛围如何?”„Generally......”
“一般...吧...”Du Tianjunshowed neither approval nor disapproval, after circlingseveral, continued:杜天君不置可否,绕了几圈之后继续说着:„Since the school spiritschooldisciplinereorganizationcongress, the schooldiscoveredvariousissuesunceasingly.”
“自从校风校纪整顿大会以来,学校不断地发现了各种问题。”„Variousclassesalsoactivelydeal, carries out the self-examinationworkprofoundly.”
“各班也积极应对,深刻地进行自查工作。”„WithClass 8, possiblyyoualsoheardrecently, next doorClass 8these days, almostmusthold a class meetingevery day.”
“拿八班来说,可能你们最近也听到了,隔壁八班这段时间,几乎每天都要开一次班会。”„Forwhat?”
“为的是什么呢?”Du Tianjunturns the head:杜天君一转头:„Class Monitor, youthought why thisis?”
“班长,你觉得这是为什么?”„......”
“......”Gu Xiaoyandoes not know that Class 8why the starting workmeeting, does not knowdailywhyDu Tianjuntodayalwaysaskedher.顾小颜不知道八班为什么天天开班会,更不知道为什么杜天君今天老问她。Class Monitorhow, othersare notomniscient and omnipotent...班长怎么了,人家又不是全知全能的嘛...Gu Xiaoyanis pursing the lipsslightly, shakes the head, pitiful, both handscarrycleverlyin the waistborder, the shouldersare receivingbackward, the looseschool uniformalsofollowsto tightenslightly, the place that the waistline and hip linedockexposes the gracefulSshape.顾小颜微微撅着嘴,摇摇头,可怜巴巴的,双手乖乖巧巧地背在腰际,双肩向后收着,宽松的校服也跟着微微收紧,腰线和臀线相接的地方就展露出一点曼妙的S形。Lin Xiaoxian of distant placeis staringtwo6.0visioneyes, looksis in a daze.
远处的林小贤瞪着两只6.0视力的眼睛,看得直发愣。
The young girlbody that the naivetestillsavesalthough is little long, the innocentexpression on faceactuallymoistenedsomeSu Yuantypesmoestupid...
稚气犹存的少女躯体虽然已经在一点点长开了,脸上的无辜表情却又沾了些苏元式的蠢萌...tsk tsk... is really morelookslovably...啧啧...真是越看越可爱...Lin Xiaoxianfeelsveryastonished.林小贤感到很惊异。AlthoughGu Xiaoyan has been very lovable, but before in the classroomsawher, Lin Xiaoxianwill definitely not have the sostrong feeling.
虽然顾小颜一直就很可爱,但以前在教室里看到她的时候,林小贤绝对不会有如此强烈的感觉。Thisisin the legend ‚ insweethearteyesbeauty? ”
难道这就是传说中的‘情人眼里出西施?”Thisno talentjustestablished the relationsnext day.
这不才刚刚确立关系第二天么..Gets quick results?
立竿见影?Suchmysterious?
这么神奇?„Su Yuan.”
“苏元。”„Um~”
“嗯~”OnSu Yuanofficialclasstimewill not play the cell phone game, the way of being absent-mindedturnsfollowsdeskmateto look aroundtogether.苏元上正式课的时候不会玩手机游戏,开小差的方式就变成跟着同桌一起东张西望。deskmatelooks at the blackboard, shealsolooks at the blackboard.同桌看黑板,她也看黑板。deskmatelooks atGu Xiaoyan, shealsolooks atGu Xiaoyan.同桌看顾小颜,她也看顾小颜。
The followingLin Xiaoxian'svision of Su Yuantagalongspins its wheels, thereforeLin Xiaoxiancalledher, sherespondedinstantaneously.苏元跟屁虫似的跟着林小贤的目光打转转,所以林小贤一叫她,她就瞬间回应。„Does yourHanfucircle, moistenancient customssomewhat?”
“你们汉服圈,是不是多多少少沾点古风?”„Ancient customs... are...”
“古风...唔...算是吧...”Su Yuanactuallydoes not likecircleword, shelikes the good-lookingclothespurely.苏元其实并不喜欢圈子这个词,她只是单纯地喜欢好看的衣服罢了。
The Hanfulevelis rich, the designis fine, canmanifest the high-levelaestheticandgracefulbearing of Oriental.汉服层次丰富,设计精致,很能体现东方人的高级审美和优雅气度。Butfame portends trouble, suchthingafter the recent yearsis popular, certainfishypeoplegather togethergraduallyformed the so-calledcircle.
但人怕出名猪怕壮,这样的东西在近几年流行起来之后,某些乌烟瘴气的人聚在一起就逐渐形成了所谓的圈子。Thesepeople'saffectionsto the Hanfuis specious, excels atthingexcept for thisactuallyvery much.
这些人对汉服的喜爱似是而非,倒是很擅长除此以外的东西。For exampleripsto compel, competes...
比如撕逼啊,攀比啊...„Circle”inpersonalso better and better and bad people mixed up.
“圈子”里的人也越来越鱼龙混杂。
The nationlands... makesquest... the netapproximatelyto look for the masterpaid...
全国空降啊...有偿做任务啊...网约找主人啊...Su Yuanwantsnot to goto thinkas far as possible,wantsto be manyfelt the ownnon-virtuous young woman, understoodso manydirtto be badunexpectedly, non-health knowledge that the badgirlunderstood.苏元尽量连想都不去多想,想多了就觉得自己不淑女了,居然懂这么多污糟糟的,只有坏女孩儿才懂的不健康知识。
The so-calledcity gatecatches fire, brings disaster to the mackerel shad.
所谓城门失火,殃及池鱼。Circleonechaotic, Su Yuanis not willingto makepersonothersknow the ownhobby.
圈子一乱,苏元就也不愿意让人别人知道自己的爱好了。This is also whyshesays nothingto the Hanfuhobbyuntil now, maintains one of the privatereasons.
这也是为什么她至今都对汉服的爱好闭口不谈,保持私密的原因之一。„Iam not the circle... . Moreover the ancient customs have theirspecialhobbycommunitiesprobably.”
“我不是什么圈子的...而且古风好像也有他们专门的爱好群体。”„You , if interestedin the ancient customs, probablyLiuliuandXiao Jiu / Sakemustunderstandsome.”
“你要是对古风感兴趣,好像六六和小酒要更了解一些。”In the Lin Xiaoxianeyereveals the confusedlight:林小贤眼中露出迷茫的光:„Xiao Jiu / Sake? Liuliu? Who?”
“小酒?六六?谁啊?”Probablyoneloses the impression, did not determine that regards the feelingto cause.
好像有一丢丢印象,又不确定是不是既视感导致。„Youforgotthem...”
“你又把她们忘了...”Su Yuanis rebuking, thenat heart some happy.苏元嗔怪着,然后心里有一些些高兴。Xiao Jiu / Sakeeven, the chest of Liuliu was so also big, but alsooftenlikeswearing the lowchestattire, revealswhite and shinyonebigpiece of eyes that shake the blindmanyboys.小酒也就算了,六六的胸脯那么大,还动不动就喜欢穿低胸装,露出来白花花的一大片晃瞎很多男孩子的眼睛。Suchfemale student, Lin Xiaoxianshould better notto remember, what to dootherwise was the eyealso shakenblindly?
这样的女生,林小贤最好不要记得,不然眼睛也被晃瞎了怎么办?Su Yuanthinks,looked at itselfearnestly.苏元想着想着,就埋头看了看自己。Suchis good, exquisite, graspsgracefully, the palm of the handis so big.
还是得自己这样的才好,小巧一点,盈盈一握一点,巴掌那么大。Lin Xiaoxianusuallyshouldhave a look ather, is goodto the vision.林小贤平时就应该多看看她,对视力有好处。----------------------------------
----------------------------------„Xiao Jiu / Sake... Liuliu... smallsix... liquorliquor...”
“小酒...六六...小六...酒酒...”Lin Xiaoxiantalked overwhilewonders.林小贤一边念叨一边纳闷儿。Byhispresentmental ability, so long asthinks, a Shakespeare'sEnglishoriginal workspresentgoesto be able the photographic memory.
以他现在的脑力,只要想的话,莎士比亚的英文原著一眼下去都可以过目不忘。
But sometimes thissimplepersonal namedoes not have the impression.
可偏偏有时候就连这种简单的人名都没印象。Howeverthisphenomenonseeminglyhas the psychologicalterm of specialty, does not have the matter of means that Lin Xiaoxianonly to narrow the eyein any caseto recallforcefully.
不过这种现象貌似是有专业的心理名词,反正就是没办法的事情,林小贤只能眯着眼睛硬生生地回忆。„! Ithought!”
“哦!我想起来了!”Justgood-lookingsawdeskmateto carefully examine the ownaircraft parking areacovertly, Lin Xiaoxianpats the thighto think:
刚好看见同桌在偷偷摸摸地审视自己的停机坪,林小贤一拍大腿想起来了:„Xiao Jiu / Sakefirstdid not say,Liuliuisthatchest is very big, wears the short Chinese-style jacketskirtto walkduang-duang-that?”
“小酒先不说,六六就是那个胸很大,穿个襦裙走起路来duang-duang-的那个是吧?”„......”
“......”„Cough cough, thatanything, Ithoughtin brief...”
“咳咳,那啥,总之我想起来了...”deskmatelooksomeare not genial, Lin Xiaoxiancompares to understandslightly,has broughttactful, thenreturns to the subject:同桌的眼神有些不和善,林小贤稍作比较就能够理解,识趣地一笔带过,然后回到正题:„Actually was Icurious, ancientbeautiful womanrealgood-looking of? For examplebeautythattype, ifplaces the modern age to be very ordinary, evenis very ugly?”
“其实我就是好奇,古代的美人真的好看吗?比如西施那种,要是放在现代会不会很一般,甚至很丑?”Su Yuanthought that Lin Xiaoxian is really idlebored, thinksunexpectedlysuddenlyquestionedbeautiful woman who diedso manyyears.苏元觉得林小贤真是闲的无聊,竟突然想到去质疑一个死了那么多年的美女。Moreoverbigbeautiful woman.
而且还是大美女。„Beautiful woman, shames the moon and flowers, beautycanbe one of the fourbigbeautiful women, placeseven ifnowcannot compare the star, definitely is still verybeautifully very beautifulfemale celestial.”
“沉鱼落雁,闭月羞花,西施能名列四大美女之一,放在现在就算比不上明星,肯定也是很美很美的仙女。”Lin Xiaoxianwas skeptical, feltsomeSu Yuan'sideadreams.林小贤表示怀疑,觉得苏元的想法有些梦幻了。„Youknow that somescientific studiesfound, aboutseveral thousandcome the human the appearancecharacteristicsnot to finalize, butis maintaininghas been evolvingcontinually...”
“你知道么,有科学研究表明,近几千来人类的外貌特征并没有定型,而是一直在保持着持续进化...”Su Yuanadmires the Lin Xiaoxian'sbraincircuitvery much, suddenlytalked about the evolutionfrom the ancient customs, pulled the Biology/lifeformstudyfrom the history.苏元很佩服林小贤的脑回路,突然从古风谈到了进化,从历史学扯到了生物学。„Before... me, looks«ApproachesScience», what the issuesaidwasaccording to the humanskeletondeductions of differentperiod, the femalewas much greater than the malein the changein the past several thousand years.”
“...我以前看《走近科学》,有一期就讲的是根据不同时期的人类骨骼推演,女性在近几千年来的变化远大于男性。”„In other words, from ancient to present, the femaleinbecomesmore beautiful, but the malechanges is not obvious.”
“也就是说,从古至今,女性在越变越美,而男性变的就不怎么明显。”„According tothispushes, thatancientfemalemoreproceeded, to be uglier?”
“按照这样倒推,那古代的女性越往前,岂不是越丑?”
The Su Yuanhearwas ignorant, thenLin Xiaoxiancounted on the fingers, when beautyisSpring and Autumn Period a native of Yue, before approximatelywill be2500woman.苏元听懵了,然后林小贤掐指一算,西施是春秋时越国人,大约是2500年前的女人了。
In 2500!
2500年!According totheory that Lin Xiaoxian said that under the standard of modernbeautiful woman, attractivenessdegenerates2centuries, beautymustugly...
按照林小贤说的理论,在现代美女的标准下,颜值退化二个世纪,那西施得有多丑啊...Su Yuanfeltinstantaneouslythreeviewswere subverted.苏元瞬间感觉三观都被颠覆了。Lin Xiaoxianhas not ended, in the book„beautiful woman, shamed the moon and flowers”fourbeautiful women to arrange in order, thenBaidu/hundred degree theirlifeages, did„the ancientfourbigugly girls”to come outone by onefinallydirectly.林小贤还没完,在本子上把“沉鱼落雁,闭月羞花”四位美女全列了出来,然后挨个百度她们的生活年代,最后直接搞了个“古代四大丑女”出来。According toyear, whatis ugliestissinkingfish- beauty.
按照年份,最丑的是沉鱼-西施。Thenisfallswild goose- Wang Zhaojun
然后是落雁-王昭君Thenisbeauty- Yang Guifei
接着是羞花-杨玉环Finallyiscloses/obstructsmoon/month- Diaochan
最后是闭月-貂蝉„wait a minute!”Su Yuanopposed,„Diaochanisthree countries', were more than noble concubinefreshmorning!”
“等一下!”苏元反对,“貂蝉是三国的,比贵妃生的早多了!”According to the Lin Xiaoxian'slogic, a more ancientpersonis uglier, Diaochanshoulduglyis right.
按照林小贤的逻辑,越古的人越丑,那貂蝉应该更丑一点才对啊。„Yang Guifei, althoughisfourbigbeautiful womenis youngest, butsheis fat, onedestroysallfat, can't understand?”
“杨玉环虽然是四大美女最年轻的,可她胖啊,一胖毁所有,懂不懂?”„Oh oh, this...”
“哦哦,这样啊...”Su Yuannods, understands.苏元点点头,懂了。
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