ITDWTLTS :: Volume #2

#137: beauty


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Very long has not held at a class meeting, Du Tianjun said that he always felt the Class 7 schoolmate somewhat was recently impetuous. 很久没开过的一节班会上,杜天君说他总感觉七班的同学最近有些浮躁。 Not only and I, English teacher, the physical teacher, was responding to me.” “而且不只是我,英语老师,物理老师,都在向我反应。” Even Teacher Wang has raised a mouth!” “甚至连王老师都提过一嘴!” Drank classical Chinese matrimony-vine water, he raises hand: 喝了一口经典枸杞水,他扬了扬手: Class Monitor...” 班长...” Class Monitor stands, double ponytail very happy took off/escaped shook shaking, making distant place one group of somebody secretly thought one lovable. 班长站起来,双马尾很欢脱地晃了晃,让远处一组的某人暗道一句“可爱”。 „Do you feel?” “你觉得呢?” „......” “......” „Are you Class Monitor, how the atmosphere in feeling recent class?” “你是班长,感觉最近班里的氛围如何?” Generally......” “一般...吧...” Du Tianjun showed neither approval nor disapproval, after circling several, continued: 杜天君不置可否,绕了几圈之后继续说着: Since the school spirit school discipline reorganization congress, the school discovered various issues unceasingly.” “自从校风校纪整顿大会以来,学校不断地发现了各种问题。” Various classes also actively deal, carries out the self-examination work profoundly.” “各班也积极应对,深刻地进行自查工作。” With Class 8, possibly you also heard recently, next door Class 8 these days, almost must hold a class meeting every day.” “拿八班来说,可能你们最近也听到了,隔壁八班这段时间,几乎每天都要开一次班会。” For what?” “为的是什么呢?” Du Tianjun turns the head: 杜天君一转头: Class Monitor, you thought why this is?” 班长,你觉得这是为什么?” „......” “......” Gu Xiaoyan does not know that Class 8 why the starting work meeting, does not know daily why Du Tianjun today always asked her. 顾小颜不知道八班为什么天天开班会,更不知道为什么杜天君今天老问她。 Class Monitor how, others are not omniscient and omnipotent... 班长怎么了,人家又不是全知全能的嘛... Gu Xiaoyan is pursing the lips slightly, shakes the head, pitiful, both hands carry cleverly in the waist border, the shoulders are receiving backward, the loose school uniform also follows to tighten slightly, the place that the waist line and hip line dock exposes the graceful S shape. 顾小颜微微撅着嘴,摇摇头,可怜巴巴的,双手乖乖巧巧地背在腰际,双肩向后收着,宽松的校服也跟着微微收紧,腰线和臀线相接的地方就展露出一点曼妙的S形。 Lin Xiaoxian of distant place is staring two 6.0 vision eyes, looks is in a daze. 远处的林小贤瞪着两只6.0视力的眼睛,看得直发愣。 The young girl body that the naivete still saves although is little long, the innocent expression on face actually moistened some Su Yuan types moe stupid... 稚气犹存的少女躯体虽然已经在一点点长开了,脸上的无辜表情却又沾了些苏元式的蠢萌... tsk tsk... is really more looks lovably... 啧啧...真是越看越可爱... Lin Xiaoxian feels very astonished. 林小贤感到很惊异。 Although Gu Xiaoyan has been very lovable, but before in the classroom saw her, Lin Xiaoxian will definitely not have the so strong feeling. 虽然顾小颜一直就很可爱,但以前在教室里看到她的时候,林小贤绝对不会有如此强烈的感觉。 This is in the legendin sweetheart eyes beauty? ” 难道这就是传说中的‘情人眼里出西施?” This no talent just established the relations next day . 这不才刚刚确立关系第二天么.. Gets quick results? 立竿见影? Such mysterious? 这么神奇? Su Yuan.” 苏元。” Um~ 嗯~ On Su Yuan official class time will not play the cell phone game, the way of being absent-minded turns follows deskmate to look around together. 苏元上正式课的时候不会玩手机游戏,开小差的方式就变成跟着同桌一起东张西望。 deskmate looks at the blackboard, she also looks at the blackboard. 同桌看黑板,她也看黑板。 deskmate looks at Gu Xiaoyan, she also looks at Gu Xiaoyan. 同桌顾小颜,她也看顾小颜 The following Lin Xiaoxian's vision of Su Yuan tagalong spins its wheels, therefore Lin Xiaoxian called her, she responded instantaneously. 苏元跟屁虫似的跟着林小贤的目光打转转,所以林小贤一叫她,她就瞬间回应。 „Does your Hanfu circle, moisten ancient customs somewhat?” “你们汉服圈,是不是多多少少沾点古风?” Ancient customs... are...” “古风...唔...算是吧...” Su Yuan actually does not like circle word, she likes the good-looking clothes purely. 苏元其实并不喜欢圈子这个词,她只是单纯地喜欢好看的衣服罢了。 The Hanfu level is rich, the design is fine, can manifest the high-level aesthetic and graceful bearing of Oriental. 汉服层次丰富,设计精致,很能体现东方人的高级审美和优雅气度。 But fame portends trouble, such thing after the recent years is popular, certain fishy people gather together gradually formed the so-called circle. 但人怕出名猪怕壮,这样的东西在近几年流行起来之后,某些乌烟瘴气的人聚在一起就逐渐形成了所谓的圈子。 These people's affections to the Hanfu is specious, excels at thing except for this actually very much. 这些人对汉服的喜爱似是而非,倒是很擅长除此以外的东西。 For example rips to compel, competes... 比如撕逼啊,攀比啊... Circle in person also better and better and bad people mixed up. “圈子”里的人也越来越鱼龙混杂。 The nation lands... makes quest... the net approximately to look for the master paid... 全国空降啊...有偿做任务啊...网约找主人啊... Su Yuan wants not to go to think as far as possible, wants to be many felt the own non- virtuous young woman, understood so many dirt to be bad unexpectedly, non- health knowledge that the bad girl understood. 苏元尽量连想都不去多想,想多了就觉得自己不淑女了,居然懂这么多污糟糟的,只有坏女孩儿才懂的不健康知识。 The so-called city gate catches fire, brings disaster to the mackerel shad. 所谓城门失火,殃及池鱼。 Circle one chaotic, Su Yuan is not willing to make person others know the own hobby. 圈子一乱,苏元就也不愿意让人别人知道自己的爱好了。 This is also why she says nothing to the Hanfu hobby until now, maintains one of the private reasons. 这也是为什么她至今都对汉服的爱好闭口不谈,保持私密的原因之一。 I am not the circle... . Moreover the ancient customs have their special hobby communities probably.” “我不是什么圈子的...而且古风好像也有他们专门的爱好群体。” You , if interested in the ancient customs, probably Liuliu and Xiao Jiu / Sake must understand some.” “你要是对古风感兴趣,好像六六小酒要更了解一些。” In the Lin Xiaoxian eye reveals the confused light: 林小贤眼中露出迷茫的光: Xiao Jiu / Sake? Liuliu? Who?” 小酒六六?谁啊?” Probably one loses the impression, did not determine that regards the feeling to cause. 好像有一丢丢印象,又不确定是不是既视感导致。 You forgot them...” “你又把她们忘了...” Su Yuan is rebuking, then at heart some happy. 苏元嗔怪着,然后心里有一些些高兴。 Xiao Jiu / Sake even, the chest of Liuliu was so also big, but also often likes wearing the low chest attire, reveals white and shiny one big piece of eyes that shake the blind many boys. 小酒也就算了,六六的胸脯那么大,还动不动就喜欢穿低胸装,露出来白花花的一大片晃瞎很多男孩子的眼睛。 Such female student, Lin Xiaoxian should better not to remember, what to do otherwise was the eye also shaken blindly? 这样的女生,林小贤最好不要记得,不然眼睛也被晃瞎了怎么办? Su Yuan thinks, looked at itself earnestly. 苏元想着想着,就埋头看了看自己。 Such is good, exquisite, grasps gracefully, the palm of the hand is so big. 还是得自己这样的才好,小巧一点,盈盈一握一点,巴掌那么大。 Lin Xiaoxian usually should have a look at her, is good to the vision. 林小贤平时就应该多看看她,对视力有好处。 ---------------------------------- ---------------------------------- Xiao Jiu / Sake... Liuliu... small six... liquor liquor...” 小酒...六六...小六...酒酒...” Lin Xiaoxian talked over while wonders. 林小贤一边念叨一边纳闷儿。 By his present mental ability, so long as thinks, a Shakespeare's English original works present goes to be able the photographic memory. 以他现在的脑力,只要想的话,莎士比亚的英文原著一眼下去都可以过目不忘。 But sometimes this simple personal name does not have the impression. 可偏偏有时候就连这种简单的人名都没印象。 However this phenomenon seemingly has the psychological term of specialty, does not have the matter of means that Lin Xiaoxian only to narrow the eye in any case to recall forcefully. 不过这种现象貌似是有专业的心理名词,反正就是没办法的事情,林小贤只能眯着眼睛硬生生地回忆。 „! I thought!” “哦!我想起来了!” Just good-looking saw deskmate to carefully examine the own aircraft parking area covertly, Lin Xiaoxian pats the thigh to think: 好看同桌在偷偷摸摸地审视自己的停机坪,林小贤一拍大腿想起来了: Xiao Jiu / Sake first did not say, Liuliu is that chest is very big, wears the short Chinese-style jacket skirt to walk duang-duang- that?” 小酒先不说,六六就是那个胸很大,穿个襦裙走起路来duang-duang-的那个是吧?” „......” “......” Cough cough, that anything, I thought in brief...” 咳咳,那啥,总之我想起来了...” deskmate look some are not genial, Lin Xiaoxian compares to understand slightly, has brought tactful, then returns to the subject: 同桌的眼神有些不和善,林小贤稍作比较就能够理解,识趣地一笔带过,然后回到正题: Actually was I curious, ancient beautiful woman real good-looking of? For example beauty that type, if places the modern age to be very ordinary, even is very ugly?” “其实我就是好奇,古代的美人真的好看吗?比如西施那种,要是放在现代会不会很一般,甚至很丑?” Su Yuan thought that Lin Xiaoxian is really idle bored, thinks unexpectedly suddenly questioned beautiful woman who died so many years. 苏元觉得林小贤真是闲的无聊,竟突然想到去质疑一个死了那么多年的美女。 Moreover big beautiful woman. 而且还是大美女。 Beautiful woman, shames the moon and flowers, beauty can be one of the four big beautiful women, places even if now cannot compare the star, definitely is still very beautifully very beautiful female celestial.” “沉鱼落雁,闭月羞花,西施能名列四大美女之一,放在现在就算比不上明星,肯定也是很美很美的仙女。” Lin Xiaoxian was skeptical, felt some Su Yuan's idea dreams. 林小贤表示怀疑,觉得苏元的想法有些梦幻了。 You know that some scientific studies found, about several thousand come the human the appearance characteristics not to finalize, but is maintaining has been evolving continually...” “你知道么,有科学研究表明,近几千来人类的外貌特征并没有定型,而是一直在保持着持续进化...” Su Yuan admires the Lin Xiaoxian's brain circuit very much, suddenly talked about the evolution from the ancient customs, pulled the Biology/lifeform study from the history. 苏元很佩服林小贤的脑回路,突然从古风谈到了进化,从历史学扯到了生物学。 „Before... me, looks «Approaches Science», what the issue said was according to the human skeleton deductions of different period, the female was much greater than the male in the change in the past several thousand years.” “...我以前看《走近科学》,有一期就讲的是根据不同时期的人类骨骼推演,女性在近几千年来的变化远大于男性。” In other words, from ancient to present, the female in becomes more beautiful, but the male changes is not obvious.” “也就是说,从古至今,女性在越变越美,而男性变的就不怎么明显。” According to this pushes, that ancient female more proceeded, to be uglier?” “按照这样倒推,那古代的女性越往前,岂不是越丑?” The Su Yuan hear was ignorant, then Lin Xiaoxian counted on the fingers, when beauty is Spring and Autumn Period a native of Yue, before approximately will be 2500 woman. 苏元听懵了,然后林小贤掐指一算,西施是春秋时越国人,大约是2500年前的女人了。 In 2500! 2500年! According to theory that Lin Xiaoxian said that under the standard of modern beautiful woman, attractiveness degenerates 2 centuries, beauty must ugly... 按照林小贤说的理论,在现代美女的标准下,颜值退化二个世纪,那西施得有多丑啊... Su Yuan felt instantaneously three views were subverted. 苏元瞬间感觉三观都被颠覆了。 Lin Xiaoxian has not ended, in the book beautiful woman, shamed the moon and flowers four beautiful women to arrange in order, then Baidu/hundred degree their life ages, did „the ancient four big ugly girls to come out one by one finally directly. 林小贤还没完,在本子上把“沉鱼落雁,闭月羞花”四位美女全列了出来,然后挨个百度她们的生活年代,最后直接搞了个“古代四大丑女”出来。 According to year, what is ugliest is sinking fish- beauty. 按照年份,最丑的是沉鱼-西施。 Then is falls wild goose- Wang Zhaojun 然后是落雁-王昭君 Then is beauty- Yang Guifei 接着是羞花-杨玉环 Finally is closes/obstructs moon/month- Diaochan 最后是闭月-貂蝉 wait a minute!” Su Yuan opposed, Diaochan is three countries', were more than noble concubine fresh morning!” 等一下!”苏元反对,“貂蝉是三国的,比贵妃生的早多了!” According to the Lin Xiaoxian's logic, a more ancient person is uglier, Diaochan should ugly is right. 按照林小贤的逻辑,越古的人越丑,那貂蝉应该更丑一点才对啊。 Yang Guifei, although is four big beautiful women is youngest, but she is fat, one destroys all fat, can't understand?” “杨玉环虽然是四大美女最年轻的,可她胖啊,一胖毁所有,懂不懂?” Oh oh, this...” 哦哦,这样啊...” Su Yuan nods, understands. 苏元点点头,懂了。
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