In the afternoon was the official military training, the link that the military training was quite actually easy to have an accident, the heat-stroke, anemia and girl came the relatives to need the special accommodation, has not thought of the public administration two classes because also the hair issue produced the dispute. 下午就是正式军训了,军训其实是比较容易出事的环节,中暑、贫血、女孩子来亲戚都需要特殊照顾,没想到公共管理二班也因为头发问题产生了纠纷。 Has a male student hair named vermilion Chenglong to be long, almost can block from the ear, this minor matter experienced teacher will not care, the teacher who leads to train this year is a young young fellow. 有个叫朱成龙的男生头发较长,差不多能遮住耳朵,这种小事有经验的教官根本不会在意,偏偏今年带队训练的教官是个年轻的小伙子。 The teacher criticized vermilion Chenglong two, vermilion Chenglong is not convinced, thought that the instructors have not made a sound, why you manage me, therefore contradicts. 教官批评了朱成龙两句,朱成龙不服气,心想辅导员都没吱声,你凭啥管我,于是就顶撞一句。 The young teacher thought that vermilion Chenglong is challenging the authority, he looked for angrily came the scissors, said that must trim off vermilion Chenglong hair personally. 年轻的教官觉得朱成龙在挑战自己权威,他怒气冲冲的找了把剪刀过来,说要亲自剪掉朱成龙的头发。 When matter happened Chen Hansheng not at the scene, he and Yang Shichao went to the convenience store to buy the smoke, when came back the dispute has happened. 事情发生时陈汉升没在现场,他和杨世超去便利店买烟了,回来时争执已经发生。 The class schoolmates have not experienced this matter, or silly looks, or standing of sharing a common hatred that side vermilion Chenglong, saw that the tense is getting bigger and bigger, Hu Lin yu prepares also to have the teacher higher authority to report to the teacher in charge, hit Chen Hansheng of coming back exactly. 班级同学没经历过这种事,要不就是傻乎乎的看着,要不就是同仇敌忾的站在朱成龙那边,眼看着时态越来越大,胡林语准备向班主任还有教官上级汇报,恰好撞到了回来的陈汉升。 „Flustered going why?” Chen Hansheng asked. “慌慌张张的去干吗？”陈汉升问道。 Hu Lin yu said the matter simply, will leave, Chen Hansheng put out a hand to block, Yang Shichao this 250 think that Chen Hansheng is sexually harassing the woman, is studying putting out a hand, kept off in front of Hu Lin language solid. 胡林语把事情简单说了一下,正要离开的时候,陈汉升伸手拦住了,杨世超这个二百五以为陈汉升在调戏妇女,也学着伸出手,结结实实挡在胡林语前面。 „Chen Hansheng, now is not the joke time, quickly makes way.” “陈汉升,现在不是玩笑的时候,赶快让开。” Saying that Hu Lin yu worries. 胡林语着急的说道。 „You understand a hammer, the report retire due to age Instructor Guo and the higher authority, perhaps vermilion Chenglong and that teacher must carry the punishment, this matter must reduce big problems into little problems to close the solution.” “你懂个锤子,报告老郭和教官上级,说不定朱成龙和那个教官都要背处分,这件事要大事化小关起门解决。” Chen Hansheng throws down these words, pushes shouts to shout to crowd: „What thing are you doing?” 陈汉升丢下这句话,挤到人群里嚷嚷道:“你们在搞什么玩意？” The teacher looked at one, the student of speech wore the military training clothing/taking, was tall, the mouth is holding in the mouth the smoke, was like the ruffian. 教官看了一眼,说话的学生穿着军训服,身材高大,嘴里叼着烟,跟个痞子一样。 „Who are you?” The teacher is frowning to ask. “你是谁？”教官皱着眉头问道。 Chen Hansheng discards the cigarette butt directly, obvious teacher to smoking very repugnantly , he since solves the problem, cannot make both sides have the resistance. 陈汉升直接扔掉烟头,明显教官对抽烟很反感,他既然来解决问题,就不能让双方有抵触情绪。 „Teacher hello/you good, my name was Chen Hansheng, public administration two classes of students.” “教官你好,我叫陈汉升,公共管理二班的学生。” Chen Hansheng first indicated own status, then said: „I make a suggestion, before we spoke, can put down the scissors, so as to avoid had no interest in poke to oneself when the time comes or others.” 陈汉升先表明自己身份,然后说道:“我提个建议,咱说话前能不能放下剪刀,免得到时候无心戳到自己或者别人。” Meaning that although the teacher has not offended somebody, but the person in the fit of temper unavoidable temper tantrum, tooth seal on Chen arm still, whom can think that this is desolate Rongyu bites. 虽然教官没有伤人的意思,但人在气头上难免情绪失控,陈某人胳膊上的牙印还在呢,谁能想到这是萧容鱼咬的。 The self-respect of teacher was very strong, coldly shot a look at a Chen Hansheng: „Military training cannot let grow long the hair, I must help you have a haircut!” 教官的自尊心很强,冷冷瞥了一眼陈汉升:“军训不许留长头发,我要帮你们剃头！” vermilion Chenglong this hangs the person, the general whole body most valuable place was the hair, as soon as he listened is also hot: „Father does not cut, how can you take me?” 朱成龙这个吊人,大概全身上下最值钱的地方就是头发了,他一听也火了:“老子就不剪,你能拿我怎么样？” „Quarrelled a wool, can you first shut up!” “吵个毛,你能不能先闭嘴！” Chen Hansheng has turned the head, impolite scolded vermilion Chenglong. 陈汉升转过头,不客气的骂了一句朱成龙。 vermilion Chenglong gives Chen Hansheng very much the face, does not make a sound in low spirits. 朱成龙很给陈汉升面子,闷着头不吱声。 First, because Chen Hansheng asked them to eat meal, was owes debt of thanks ; Second, Chen Hansheng's attitude obviously is „social person”, vermilion Chenglong not necessarily fears the teacher, but is very good to the alcohol capacity, the speech leads wild nature Chen Hansheng somewhat to feel timid. 一是因为陈汉升请他们吃过饭,算是欠了人情;二是陈汉升的作风明显是个“社会人”,朱成龙不一定怕教官,但是对酒量很好,说话带着野性的陈汉升有些发怵。 Saw that vermilion Chenglong is peaceful, Chen Hansheng continues to urge the teacher, but this time in a moment were many several points of other flavors. 看到朱成龙安静下来,陈汉升又继续劝教官,不过这次说话就多了几分其他味道。 „Teacher, you are the school invite help us exercise the body and spirit, has own duty and responsibility, if the officer sees you to take the scissors, how he does think?” “教官,你是学校请来帮助我们锻炼身体和精神,有属于自己的任务和职责,如果首长看到你拿着剪刀,他会怎么想？” Chen Hansheng said, stretched out pointed at a teacher higher authority in not far away. 陈汉升说完,伸出手指了一下不远处的教官上级。 The teacher listened to stare, indeed was not quite a moment ago calm, if this scene were seen by the leader, the percentage hundred must be subjected to criticism. 教官听了一愣,刚才的确不太冷静,这幅场景如果被领导看到,百分百要挨批的。 However he has not given Chen Hansheng the scissors, in oneself place pocket silently. 不过他也没把剪刀递给陈汉升,自己默默的放在口袋里。 Chen Hansheng nods, where places not to matter, so long as don't in hand good, matter has been subsiding slowly, because vermilion Chenglong and teacher both sides have the scruples, remaining was explained „long hair” the rationality. 陈汉升点点头,放在哪里都无所谓,只要别拿在手上就好,事情已经在慢慢平息,因为朱成龙和教官双方都有顾忌,剩下来就是解释“长发”的合理性了。 Chen Hansheng supported certainly to have the long hair, first he himself was not flat head, next Shen Youchu also had a pitch-black long hair to hide under the hat. 陈汉升当然支持留长发了,首先他自己就不是平头,其次沈幼楚也有一头乌黑的长发藏在帽子下。 Later after two people become the lover, when laughter Shen Youchu charming saying: „You pressed my hair”, this sounded beautifully. 以后两人成情侣以后,嬉笑时沈幼楚娇羞的说道:“你压到我头发了”,这听起来得多美。 Chen Hansheng is thinking the matter that eight bamboo poles cannot hit, in the surface actually follows a prescribed pattern and teacher explains religious doctrine: „You said that cannot have the long hair, is which law, which stipulation said the university student military training to flat head.” 陈汉升心里想着八竿子打不着的事情,面上却一板一眼的和教官讲道:“你说不许留长发,可是哪条法律,哪条规定说大学生军训必须平头的。” „If there is regulations of mispronounced character positive figure, my Chen Hansheng guarantees first implementation!” “如果有白字黑字的条例,我陈汉升保证第一个贯彻执行！” Chen Hansheng takes off the hat, reveals hairstyle that neat turns backward combs. 陈汉升一把脱下帽子,露出整齐向后翻梳的发型。 The teacher choked, actually where clearly stipulates, originally he also said student two, the goal is to demonstrate own authority. 教官噎了一下,其实哪有明文规定,本来他也只是说了学生两句,目的是体现一下自己的权威。 Chen Hansheng noticed that the teacher did not speak, softened the attitude suddenly, the tone that to discuss said: „Teacher, are you look like this good, when our military training hides the hair and ensure does not affect to be artistic and unified, how do you feel?” 陈汉升看到教官不说话,又突然软化了态度,以商量的口气说道:“教官,您看这样行不行,我们军训时都把头发藏起来,保证不影响美观和统一,您觉得怎么样？” Until this time, has relaxed in line with the teacher look of face slowly, Chen Hansheng strikes while the iron is hot to arrive in front of vermilion Chenglong, said low voice: „to turn into a dragon, you give the teacher to apologize, making this matter uncover.” 直到这时,一直本着脸的教官神色才慢慢放松,陈汉升又趁热打铁走到朱成龙面前,小声说道:“成龙,你去给教官道个歉,让这件事揭过去。” „Why I go, is not I stirs up trouble.” vermilion Chenglong is not glad. “凭啥我去,又不是我惹事的。”朱成龙不乐意。 Facing vermilion Chenglong, Chen Hansheng's attitude must be at will many: „When you damn so many problems, military training what to do the teacher gave us the class to wear the small shoes, said again you did not use too sincerely, in everyone face could pass on the line.” 面对朱成龙,陈汉升的态度就要随意多了:“你狗日的那么多毛病,军训时教官给我们班穿小鞋怎么办,再说你也不用太诚心,大家面子上过得去就行。” Heard said like this, vermilion Chenglong hesitant, really walked saying that was perfunctory very much: „Teacher, sorry.” 听到这样说,朱成龙犹豫一下,果然走过去很敷衍的说道:“教官,对不起。” Chen Hansheng looks at the teacher, oneself have achieved this degree, his in each and every aspect also had, the gravity of matter should also understand, the normal people know how to choose. 陈汉升把目光转向教官,自己已经做到这种程度,他的面子里子也都有了,事情的严重性也应该明白,正常人都知道怎么选择。 Really, after teacher silent half sound, suddenly called out loudly: „Person literary society department public administration two classes, all line up to start the military training!” 果然,教官沉默半响后,突然大声叫道:“人文社科系公共管理二班,全体列队开始军训！” This also means that the matter has uncovered officially, the dispute extinguishes in invisible, everyone's long hair also preserved. 这一声也就意味着事情正式揭过,纠纷消弭于无形,大家的长发也保住了。 „Chen Hansheng!” “陈汉升！” However, when Chen Hansheng must return to the unit, the teacher suddenly stopped by calling him. 不过,就在陈汉升要归队的时候,教官突然喊住了他。 „Your military training time smokes, violates the school to stipulate, punishes your drill ground to run 10!” “你军训时候抽烟,违反学校规定,罚你操场跑十圈！” „Day” “日・・・・・・” Chen Hansheng surprise has turned the head, thought that this dog several teacher minds were too small, mother did not punish vermilion Chenglong, punished father to make anything. 陈汉升诧异转过头,心想这狗几把教官心眼太小了吧,妈的不罚朱成龙,罚老子做什么。 However words that Chen Hansheng resists again, the face of teacher was definitely swept to Nantianmen, at the appointed time does not know and has what trick to happen. 不过陈汉升再抗拒的话,教官的面子肯定被扫到南天门了,到时不知又有什么幺蛾子发生。 „Runs ten to make the anger of teacher subside, but can also continue to defend his dignity, when maintains the class military training stability, does not owe!” “跑十圈能让教官的怒火平息,还能继续维护他的威严,保持班级军训时的稳定,不亏！” Chen Hansheng measures, decides should, naturally he does not think that run. 陈汉升心里权衡一下,决定应下来,当然他也不想自己跑。 „Reported the teacher, I reported that Yang Shichao also smoked a moment ago, can find 5 to give him!” “报告教官,我举报杨世超刚才也抽烟了,能不能匀出五圈让给他！” Yang Shichao hears Chen Hansheng to be punished, in making faces that in the team is smiling, hears these words instantaneous delay. 杨世超听到陈汉升要被惩罚,正在队伍里嬉皮笑脸的做鬼脸,听到这句话瞬间呆滞。 „It is not good!” “不行！” A teacher veto: „ Yang world surpasses the row, you also punish together run 10. 教官一口否决:“杨世超出列,你也一同罚跑十圈。 On the sultry calm drill ground, the male students of two wear military training clothing/taking sweat profusely are running. 闷热无风的操场上,两个穿着军训服的男生挥汗如雨在奔跑。 „Damn Chen Hansheng, why you must drag down father.” “狗日的陈汉升,你为什么要把老子拉下水。” „A person was too bored, the dinner asked you to drink bottle of soft drinks.” “一个人太无聊了,晚饭请你喝瓶汽水。” „Father does not drink the soft drink, must drink the red cow!” “老子不喝汽水,要喝红牛！” …… ・・・・・・