The first class is the immortal law class, is responsible for teaching by Earth Immortal Cangqing. 第一堂课是仙法课,由苍青地仙负责授课。 In the classroom, Earth Immortal Cangqing said on the platform is in high spirits, to place heartily, but also demonstrated several moves of exquisite profound immortal laws conveniently. 课堂上,苍青地仙在讲台上讲得神采飞扬,将到尽情之处,还随手演示了几招精妙高深的仙法。 The students hear under the stage with great interest, benefits. 学生们在台下听得津津有味,获益匪浅。 Naturally, An Lin is an exception...... 当然,安林除外…… He is similar to listens to the heavenly book at this time like that is listening to earnest teaching of Earth Immortal Cangqing on the stage. 他此时就如同听天书那般,听着苍青地仙在台上认真教学。 It is not he does not listen earnestly, but is he cannot understand! 不是他不认真听讲,而是他根本听不懂啊！ With the example of Earth, An Lin this time feeling is: He just the elementary school graduated, was delivered to the national most flamboyant magnificence clear university, listening to a professor to speak the advanced mathematics there delightedly...... 拿个地球的例子来说吧,安林此时的感觉就是:他刚刚小学毕业,然后就被送到全国最牛逼的华清大学里,听一个教授在那里眉飞色舞地讲着高等数学…… A Earth Immortal Cangqing lecture of each character, An Lin can understand. After they become a few words continually, is what meaning, he does not know completely! 苍青地仙讲的每一个字,安林都能听懂。但是当它们连成一句话之后,到底是个什么意思,他完全不知道啊！ „It is well known, Yang Yanmai passes to the azure vine line, transports/fortunes nine revolutions of congealing air/Qi, cancels the vitality, may Tianyuan. However also the technique of available quiet link, auxiliary transports/fortunes fully, coordinates the sky vitality density, according to the day magnificent formula revolves, may save the flame technique time......” the Earth Immortal Cangqing long opens the mouth. “众所周知,阳炎脉通离青藤线路,运九转凝气阵,勾元气,就可达天元。然还可用幽环之术,辅足运,配合天空元气密度,按天华公式运转,可节省炎术施法时间……”苍青地仙悠悠开口。 The students are suddenly enlighted, nods again and again 众学生恍然大悟,连连点头 An Lin: „???” 安林:“？？？” As waste material, An Lin actually has learns the professional course earnestly, the dream that then with the astonishing intelligence quotient steamroll talents, eventually realizes waste material class/flow overturns perfectly. 作为一个废材,安林其实有着认真学好专业课,然后用惊人的智商碾压天才们,最终实现废材流的完美翻盘的梦想。 But the reality is brutal, he of zero immortal cultivation foundation, can only a face in the classroom compel ignorant. 可是现实是残酷的,零修仙基础的他,只能在课堂上一脸懵逼。 Although the Earth Immortal Cangqing lecture explained the profound in simple language, vivid image. 尽管苍青地仙讲得深入浅出,生动形象。 However, that for being in Class 1, has the numerous talents of deep immortal law foundation. 但是,那只是适用于身在一班,有着深厚仙法基础的一众天才们。 Regarding the immortal cultivation idiot of An Lin this zero foundation, Cangqing Daoist in a there lecture of heavenly book. 对于安林这种零基础的修仙白痴来说,苍青道人就是在那里讲天书。 In „the Cangqing sign” under the intense drug efficacy of sleeping pill, An Lin this study dregs starts drowsily. 在“苍青牌”安眠药的强烈药效下,安林这个学渣开始昏昏欲睡。 Finally, he fell asleep involuntary...... 最终,他还是身不由己地睡着了…… Then, An Lin has a dream. 就这样,安林做了个梦。 Becoming an invincible war-god his dream to oneself, the innumerable beautiful female celestial are admiring him. 他梦到自己成为了一名战无不胜的战神,无数美丽的仙女们爱慕着他。 Xuanyuan Cheng turned into own little brother, „Elder Brother An” said. 轩辕诚变成了自己的小弟,一口一个“安哥”地叫。 Su Qianyun is to own heart dark permits, meets each time delivers 99 rose expression affections. 苏浅云更是对自己芳心暗许,每次见面都送自己九十九朵玫瑰表达爱意。 But An Lin cannot accept her love, because he is shouldering the heavy responsibility of protecting this world, therefore one side can only place the children personal relationships. 可是安林不能接受她的爱情,因为他担负着守护这个世界的重任,所以只能把儿女私情放在一边。 Look the different army of demon started to intrude on our Nine Provinces. 这不,魔界的异军又开始进犯我们的九州界了。 The lord of demon is powerful, in Heavenly Court all deities see the look changes, does not dare in abundance with a it war. 魔界之主强大无比,天庭之内所有的神仙见之色变,纷纷不敢与之一战。 At this moment, as the An Lin station of war-god. 就在这时,作为战神的安林站了出来。 „Ha, you are that are known as the Heavenly Court first brave general, invincible invincible An Lin true God?” Demon the main sound is resounding like the mighty bell, resounds through for nine days. “哈哈哈哈哈,你就是那号称天庭第一猛将,战无不胜攻无不克的安林真神？”魔界之主的声音如同洪钟般响亮,响彻九天。 „Right, is I, the lord of demon, your accept Minglai!” An Lin angrily roars, clashes with the lord of demon in the same place, this fights the earth-shattering. “没错,就是我,魔界之主,你纳命来！”安林怒吼一声,和魔界之主对撞在一起,这一战天崩地裂。 The lord of demon wails saying: „You very powerful, but why do you want to talk in a dream in attending class?” 魔界之主哀嚎道:“你好强啊,可是你为什么要在上课的时候说梦话？” „You are saying anything, I am protecting this world!” An Lin does not know why the lord of demon speaks incoherently, loudly exclaimed. “你在说什么,我是在守护着这个世界！”安林不知魔界之主为何语无伦次,大吼道。 The lord of demon is angry: „You awake quickly to me, believes me to throw the classroom you!” 魔界之主大怒:“你快给我醒醒,信不信我把你扔出教室！” An Lin is also angry: „ Idle talk little said, first meets 安林也随之大怒:“废话少说,先接我一拳！” A An Lin fist pounds, unexpectedly that demon the main fist is bigger, is stronger. 安林一拳砸出,不料那魔界之主的拳头更大,更强。 The fist pounds the severe pain to be incomparable the An Lin’s head, hurts An Lin to yell, dizzy. 拳头将安林的脑袋砸得剧痛无比,疼得安林哇哇大叫,天旋地转。 „, Is quite sore!” An Lin is shouting loudly, at present a darkness, then the long revolutions awakes. “哇,好疼！”安林大声喊着,眼前一片漆黑,然后悠悠转醒。 Originally is the dream...... An Lin is so shocked they broke out in a cold sweat. 原来是梦啊……安林惊出一身冷汗。 He somewhat opens eyes difficultly, actually discovered that the schoolmates of all personnel are using the strange vision to look at itself, some people cannot even bear smile to make noise. 他有些艰难地睁开眼,却发现全班的同学都在用奇怪的目光看着自己,有的人甚至忍不住笑出声来。 He rubs their head the large package that swells up, immediately felt not wonderful! 他摸了摸头上肿起的大包,顿时感觉到不妙！ An Lin looks up, discovered that a beautiful moving female is standing in his side, in the hand takes the lesson plan, is glowering to him. 安林抬头一看,发现一名美艳动人的女子正站在他的身旁,手里拿着教案,正对着他怒目而视。 „Yeah? Should not be a middle-aged uncle, how to turn into the pretty elder sister?” An Lin faints now, spoke thoughtlessly to complain one. “哎？不应该是一名中年大叔吗,怎么变成漂亮姐姐了？”安林现在头还是晕乎乎的,随口吐槽了一句。 Such remarks, in the classroom is one laughs boisterously. 此言一出,教室里又是一阵哄然大笑。 Xu Xiaolan sits by An Lin is covering the forehead, has transferred the face one side, does not want other to know that she and An Lin knew. 许小兰坐在安林旁边捂着额头,把脸转过一边,不想让其他人知道她和安林认识。 „Yo, this Little Brother mouth very sweet.” The female faint smile looks at An Lin. “哟,这位小弟弟嘴挺甜的嘛。”女子似笑非笑地看着安林。 An Lin heart next one startled, he sobered at this time, knows oneself made an indiscreet remark. 安林心下一惊,他这时候才清醒过来,知道自己失言了。 Has not opened the mouth to apologize with enough time, his head then suffered hitting hard again. 未来得及开口道歉,他的头部便再次遭受到了重击。 An Lin sees stars, a dizziness, the second package from his head length. 安林眼冒金星,一阵晕眩,第二个包从他的头上长了出来。 „Remembered, if next time you still sleep to talk in a dream in attending class, the old lady throws you to the classroom outside directly!” The female of that beautiful sex appeal said wickedly. “记住了,下次你如果还在上课的时候睡觉说梦话,老娘就直接把你丢到教室外面去！”那名美艳性感的女子恶狠狠地说道。 The terrifying power and influence sends out suddenly from her, is covering An Lin, making his whole body tremble. 恐怖的威势忽然从她身上散发出来,笼罩着安林,让他全身一颤。 „Teacher, I pledged, next time cannot!” The An Lin chicken pecking meter/rice has nodded likely. “老师,我发誓,下次一定不会了！”安林像小鸡啄米般一直点头。 This classroom small interlude then subsides quickly, the female instructor is continuing her teaching, the schoolmates also then return to the condition quickly, starts to listen earnestly. 这个课堂小插曲很快便平息,女讲师继续着她的授课,同学们也是很快便回到状态,开始认真听讲。 „Yeah, yeah, did Xu Xiaolan, what just exactly have?” An Lin asked to Xu Xiaolan low voice. “哎,哎,许小兰,刚刚到底发生了什么？”安林向身旁的许小兰小声问道。 If possible, Xu Xiaolan really does not want at this time with the An Lin speech...... 如果可以的话,许小兰此时真的不想和安林说话…… However An Lin that big eye, visits her pitiful, making her really have no alternative, has saying: „You know how many classes you did rest?” 然而安林那一双大眼睛,可怜兮兮地看着她,让她实在是无可奈何,只好说道:“你知道自己睡了多少节课吗？” „Two?” An Lin some said indefinitely. “两节？”安林有些不确定地说道。 The instructor was turned into platform pretty female by Earth Immortal Cangqing of middle-aged man appearance, wants to come itself to rest two classes. 讲师由中年男子模样的苍青地仙变成了讲台这名貌美女子,想来自己已经睡了两节课了吧。 „...... You did not rest almost four classes, this is last!” Xu Xiaolan ill-humored say/way. “不……你睡了差不多四节课了,这已经是最后一节了！”许小兰没好气道。 „My God!” An Lin low voice exclamation. “我的天啊！”安林小声惊叹。 Thinks can rest a morning unexpectedly, do I have can rest? 一觉竟然能睡一个上午,我是有多能睡？ An Lin guessed, this should be because his yesterday evening sitting in meditation expiration and inspiration was too long, caused the body too tired reason. 安林猜测,这应该是因为他昨天晚上打坐吐纳太久,导致身体太累的缘故。 „You slept peacefully also even, the teacher will not manage you.” “你安安静静地睡觉也就算了,老师不会管你。” „But, just you talked in a dream in the classroom unexpectedly, the sound is big, most schoolmates heard your splendid speech in any case.” Some Xu Xiaolan sympathies look at An Lin, said in a soft voice. “可是,刚刚你竟然在课堂上说梦话,声音还不小,反正大部分同学都听到你的精彩发言了。”许小兰有些同情地看着安林,轻声说道。 An Lin had the unclear premonition: „What did I say?” 安林有了不详的预感:“我说了什么？” Xu Xiaolan rests one's chin in one's hands the child, resembles to recall anything, tittered smiles. 许小兰托着腮子,似是回想到了什么,噗嗤一笑。 Smiled some little time, she starts to imitate the tone of An Lin and that female teacher starts to repeat. 笑了好一会儿,她才开始模仿安林和那位女老师的口吻开始复述。 „The lord of demon, your accept Minglai!” “魔界之主,你纳命来！” „Who is this student? Dares to talk in a dream in attending class unexpectedly.” “这学生到底是谁？竟然敢在上课的时候说梦话。” „You are saying anything, I am protecting this world!” “你在说什么,我在守护这个世界！” „You awake quickly to me, does not wake up I to throw this classroom you!” “你快给我醒醒,再不醒来我就把你扔出这个教室！” „ Idle talk little said, first meets “废话少说,先接我一拳！” ...... …… „Account is this, after this classical dialog ended, you were hit.” “事情的经过就是这样,这段经典的对白结束之后,你就被打了。” Xu Xiaolan is narrowing the eyes, facial features curved, after seeing on the An Lin two large packages, for does not make him feel that extremely injured, bears the happy expression forcefully. 许小兰眯着双眼,眉眼弯弯,看到安林头上的两个大包后,为了不让他感觉到太过受伤,强行忍住笑意。 An Lin knows finally oneself had was miserable, sat on the chair dull, wanted to cry but have no tears. 安林终于知道自己有多惨了,呆呆地坐在椅子上,欲哭无泪。 He thought that now this word describes itself with „bringing ruin and shame upon oneself”, is most suitable. 他觉得现在用“身败名裂”这个词来形容自己,最适合不过。 In front of all talent to talk in a dream, that is what kind of awkward scene. 当着全班天才的面说梦话,那是何等的尴尬的场面。 Talked in a dream even, what the key he said was so two lines! 说梦话就算了,关键他说的还是如此中二的台词！ Oh, lost face to lose to the grandmother family/home...... 唉,丢脸丢到姥姥家了…… An Lin covers the face, he now is very disappointed, wants to look for a tunnel to worm one's way into...... 安林捂脸,他现在很受打击,很想找个地洞钻进去……