IMBFC :: Volume #1

#1: This immortal why so happy


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An Lin stands in the tall building peak, the front surface blows the wind that made noise. 安林站在高楼顶端,迎面吹来喧嚣的风。 He looks to behind, there has one crowd of appearance evil spirits man, was encircling slowly. 他望向身后,那里有一群面目凶煞的男子,正慢慢地围了上来。 Hehehe, the brat, this looked how you also run, have to plant you to fly to ascend the sky!” Is the robust man of head takes an iron rod, on the face is reappearing the cruel look. “嘿嘿嘿,臭小子,这回看你还怎么跑,有种你飞上天啊!”为首的壮汉拿着一个铁棒,脸上浮现出残忍的神色。 An Lin knows opportunity that he has not escaped now, but thinks fate that was stressed that his body endures to shiver freely, that life simply is not the person! 安林知道他现在已经没有逃跑的机会了,可是一想到被抓回去的下场,他的身子就忍不住地颤抖,那种生活简直不是人过的! What to do, what to do, if I can fly well...... 怎么办,怎么办,要是我能飞就好了…… In the An Lin heart is so thinking, then hurricane appears in Heaven and Earth, curls up his body. 安林心中如此想着,然后一阵飓风在天地之间出现,将他的身子卷起。 ?” “诶,诶,诶?” In An Lin heart panic-stricken, he really flew, was blown to fly by the wind! 安林心中惊骇,他真的飞起来了,被风吹得飞起来了! fuck! His his really can fly?” Is the robust man of head sees this, becomes dumbfounded. 卧槽!他丫的真能飞?”为首的壮汉见到这一幕,也变得目瞪口呆起来。 An Lin is in front of people, was held to depart the roof by the hurricane. 安林当着众人的面,被飓风托着飞出了楼顶。 Then, the wind vanished, he started the freely falling body...... 然后,风消失了,他开始了自由落体…… „...... Saves a life!” “啊啊啊啊啊……救命啊!” The strong winds howl, the weightlessness feeling that type falls suddenly, frightened An Lin to scream. 狂风呼啸,那种急剧下坠的失重感,吓得安林尖叫了起来。 Is dying! Is dying! Is dying! 要死了!要死了!要死了! In the An Lin heart roared unceasingly. 安林心中不断咆哮。 That death coming fear is covering the whole body, making each spot of his body be out of control shivering. 那种死亡即将来临的恐惧笼罩着全身,让他身体的每一个部位都禁不住的颤抖。 In the roof, a robust man face compels to look at the An Lin freely falling body ignorant, later, he turns around to open the mouth to say to the people slowly: That anything, the boy was not compelled to jump from an upper story by me, the murderer is wind, you may result for me testify......” 楼顶上,壮汉一脸懵逼地望着安林自由落体,随后,他转身对众人缓缓开口道:“那啥,那小子可不是被我逼得去跳楼的,凶手是‘风’,你们可得替我作证……” The people are also in a daze same place, this wind came strangely, said that some people believed that let alone others, they personally saw unable to believe! 身后的众人也是在原地发呆,这风来得太诡异了,说出去有人信吗,别说其他人了,他们亲眼看见了都无法相信! An Lin is looking at more and more near ground, closed the eye desperately, has not thought that own life, so vexed ended unexpectedly. 安林望着越来越近的地面,绝望地闭上了眼睛,没想到自己的一生,竟然如此窝囊地结束了。 At this moment, the mysterious white light group appears suddenly, then wraps his whole body. 就在这时,神秘的白色光团忽然出现,然后包裹住他的全身。 The fearful overweight feeling also transmits in this moment, then he felt that oneself like sitting the roller coaster like that rushes to the bottom, then circled a curve, flew the heaven. 可怕的超重感也在这一刻传来,然后他感觉自己就像坐过山车那般,冲到底端,然后绕了一个弧度,飞了上天。 „......” “啊啊啊……” An Lin also screamed, his body flew after the sky, fell above the roof. 安林又尖叫起来,他的身子飞向了天空之后,重新落在楼顶之上。 That incomparably fierce overweight weightlessness, but also died since birth the alternate feeling, making him feel that a head dizziness, then did not make every effort to succeed to spit. 那种无比剧烈的超重失重,还有生死交替的感觉,让他感到头部一阵晕眩,接着不争气地吐了起来。 Hey, was the young fellow, good to select?” At this moment, an indistinct sound passes to near the An Lin ear. “喂喂,小伙子,好点了吗?”就在这时,一个缥缈的声音传到安林耳边。 He raised the head, discovered an old man whole face affection looks at itself. 他抬头,发现一名老者正满脸慈爱的看着自己。 Old men behind, before these come, catches his evil spirit man, has fainted completely above the ground. 老者的身后,那些来前抓他的凶煞男子,已经全部晕倒在地面之上。 The old man beard and hair is all white, features suggesting extraordinariness and immortality, the whole body golden color fairyism lingers, a holy busy appearance. 老者须发皆白,仙风道骨,全身金色仙气萦绕,一副圣洁无暇的模样。 Sees this, the An Lin whole body shakes, the innumerable plots well up. 见到这一幕,安林全身一震,无数的情节涌上心头。 Novel, animation, film and television...... 小说的,动漫的,影视的…… All sorts of plots start to reappear in his mind, the beginnings of that all dreams, are not this at present! 种种情节开始浮现在他的脑海里,那一切梦幻的开端,不就是眼前这一幕吗! pū tōng! 噗通 An Lin kowtows layer on layer/heavily, is moved to tears saying: Immortal, thank you saved me!” 安林重重磕头,热泪盈眶道:“仙人,谢谢您救了我!” By An Lin was shouted the old man who is the immortal, is caressing the white beard lightly, shows a faint smile saying: Just somewhat made a mistake, frightens the little friend. The words saying why this group of people can pursue the little friend?” 安林喊作仙人的老者,轻抚着白色胡须,微微一笑道:“刚刚施法有些失误,吓到小友了。话说这群人为何要追小友啊?” An Lin hears word stares, does make a mistake? Originally was he just blown by the wind is the pot of immortal? 安林闻言一愣,施法失误?原来他刚刚被风吹起来是仙人的锅? However the immortal good and evil saved him, after hearing immortal's question, the innumerable grievance well up, he opens the mouth saying: 不过仙人好歹救了他,听到仙人的问话后,无数的委屈涌上心头,他开口道: Matter is this, after my mother passed away, the father has the problem of being addicted to gambling.” “事情是这样的,我母亲去世后,父亲染上嗜赌的毛病。” He did not have the house gambling, owed several million gambling debts to be insolvent, then travelled on a person!” “他把房子赌没了,又欠下了几百万赌债无力偿还,然后就一个人跑路了!” I was admitted to the magnificence clear university with great difficulty, at this time the creditor actually found me, said that wants my son should pay the debts of the father......” “我好不容易考上了华清大学,这时债主却找到了我,说要我父债子还……” Several million! Do I go with what also?” “几百万啊!我拿什么去还?” Girlfriend heard that I owe the great sum of money, did not return runs.” “女朋友听说我欠下巨款,头也不回地跑了。” I was responsible for working as the coolie by the debt, a talking wildly my father day do not repay a debt, my one day cannot walk.” “我被债主抓去当苦力,放言我爸一天不还债,我就一天不能走。” However...... that coolie is not the person does simply! I really could not endure, therefore tried to escape. Later, the creditor sent one group of people to catch me, this had beforehand the matter,” “然而......那种苦力简直不是人干的!我实在忍受不了,所以才试图逃跑。之后,债主派了一群人来抓我,这才有了之前发生的事情,” An Lin nasal mucus tears are pouring out, only thinks a life gloominess. 安林一把鼻涕一把泪地倾诉着,只觉人生一片灰暗。 In the life of repaying a debt, has anything to distinguish with the salt fish for a lifetime. 一辈子都在还债的人生,和咸鱼又有什么区别。 After that immortal listens An Lin’s experiences, in the eye also has the look of sympathy, he opens the mouth slowly: Young fellow, your life really...... this, your I meets by chance painstakingly is predestined friends, moreover I look at your aptitude excellent, might as well make this/Ben immortal deliver you one set system, making you change your life.” 那名仙人听完安林的经历后,眼中亦有着同情的神色,他缓缓开口:“小伙子,你的命真苦啊……这样吧,你我相逢即是有缘,而且我看你资质绝佳,不如就让本仙送你一套‘系统’,让你去改变你的人生吧。” An Lin heard that the word whole body trembles, he thinks that can have the immortal reason with the immortal, is the great good fortune, actually without thinking of the immortal makes a move so extravagantly, actually to meet delivers the system! 安林闻言浑身一颤,他本以为能和仙人结下仙缘,已是大幸,却没想到仙人出手如此阔绰,竟然一见面就送系统! Immortal grandfather, you to me were really good! I really do not know how should repay you!” An Lin is moved to tears to look at present this old man, move of ten points. “仙人老爷爷,您对我真的是太好了!我实在是不知道该怎么去报答您了!”安林热泪盈眶地看着眼前这名老者,十分的感动。 The immortal affection smiles, the palm to the day, a pure white light ball, appeared in his palm. 仙人慈爱一笑,掌心向天,紧接着一颗纯白至极的光球,出现在了他的掌心。 Young fellow, you come, grasps this light ball in the palm.” The immortals said to An Lin. “小伙子,你过来,把这个光球握在手心。”仙人对安林说道。 hears word, An Lin grips the light ball impatiently. 闻言,安林迫不及待地握住光球。 The light ball in his hands, sends out a faint trace the warm current, the ray that in the ball reveals, is gentle. 光球在他的手中,散发出一丝丝的暖流,球中所流露出的光芒,更是柔和至极。 Start up system inoculation.” The immortals said slowly. “启动系统移接。”仙人缓缓说道。 The immortal words just fell, ray greatly hold in white light ball! 仙人话语刚落,白色光球上的光芒大盛! At this moment, the immortal said to An Lin: Young fellow, you takes an oath quickly, pledged that accepts this God of War System, the life is never-ending!” 就在这时,仙人对安林说道:“小伙子,你快起誓,发誓接受这个战神系统,一生不离不弃!” God of War System? 战神系统 Good aggressive name! 好霸气的名字! How however did this pledge to seem like the marriage manifesto? 不过这誓言怎么像是结婚宣言? Thinks without enough time, An Lin quickly said: I pledged, accepts God of War System, the life is never-ending!” 来不及多想,安林急忙说道:“我发誓,接受战神系统,一生不离不弃!” An Lin’s pledged just saying that the light ball then whiz, hit his body directly, melted with him for a body. 安林的誓言刚说完,光球便嗖地一声,直接撞进他的身体,和他融为了一体。 Has the sound to resound in his mind: Examination host for the day deep say/way physique, conforms to the aptitude, the system starts to fuse!” 紧接着,有声音在他的脑海中响起:“检测宿主为天冥道体质,符合资质,系统开始融合!” An Lin is very excited, to wants to cry excitedly. 安林很激动,激动到想哭。 Thinks own life is gloomy, has not actually thought of the winding peaks and paths, is actually welcoming at this moment opened hangs the system the life! 原本以为自己的人生是灰暗的,却没想到峰回路转,竟然在此刻迎来了开挂系统的人生! The immortals are also very excited, moreover excited to has cried! 仙人也很激动,而且激动到已经哭了! He is looking up to the sky, the tears, kneels down on the ground, finally cries and says with a smile unexpectedly: Ha, you got the hell out finally, I obtain the new life finally!” 他仰望着天空,老泪纵横,跪倒在地上,最后竟是又哭又笑道:“哈哈哈哈哈,你终于滚蛋了,我终于获得新生啦!” Immortal grandfather, you how, all right?” Saw that the old man manner is strange, An Lin somewhat asked kindly. “仙人老爷爷,你怎么了,没事吧?”见到老者举止奇怪,安林有些关切地问道。 The immortals recovered, wiped tears, knows oneself were rude. 仙人回过神来,抹了抹眼泪,知道自己失态了。 All right, this immortal thought of some past events of finding it unbearable to recall......” “没事,本仙只是想到了一些不堪回首的往事……” Young fellow, after obtaining the system, you must refuel well.” Immortal sincere say/way. “小伙子,得到了系统后,你要好好加油啊。”仙人语重心长道。 Un! My meeting!” An Lin nods layer on layer/heavily. “嗯!我会的!”安林重重点头。 That, do you want to go to the school immortal cultivation? I know a quite good school.” The immortals then open the mouth. “那么,你想去学校修仙吗?我知道一所比较不错的学校。”仙人接着开口。 Goes to the school immortal cultivation? The fools will reject! 去学校修仙?傻子才会拒绝好吧! Thinks that I especially want to go!” An Lin was almost never imagined, then opening the mouth replied. “想啊,我特别想去!”安林几乎是想都没想一下,便开口回答道。 The immortals heard that the word happily smiles, pulled out a golden paper to give An Lin from the sleeves, then said: This is my recommendation letter, you had it, then can go to the United University of Cultivation study, stepped the road of immortal cultivation officially.” 仙人闻言欣慰一笑,从衣袖内掏出了一张金色的纸张递给安林,然后说道:“这是我的举荐函,你有了它,便可以去修仙联合大学学习,正式踏上修仙之路了。” An Lin heart next one startled, indeed this immortal cultivation dragon Aotian path, the immortals for own spread! 安林心下一惊,敢情这修仙龙傲天的道路,仙人都为自己铺好了! He received the immortal seriously to oneself recommendation letter, a face looks at the immortal grateful. 他郑重接过仙人给自己的举荐函,一脸感激地看着仙人。 Does not know the immortal grandfather, what was your name?” “不知仙人爷爷,您的名字叫什么?” Name...... does not say.” The immortals caress the An Lin’s top of the head lightly, on the face have the look of sympathy. “名字嘛……还是不说了吧。”仙人轻抚着安林的头顶,脸上有着同情的神色。 I must walk, the young fellow sees again.” “我得走了,小伙子再见。” The immortals wave to An Lin say goodbye, later then mounts the clouds and rides the mist to go. 仙人挥手向安林告别,随后便腾云驾雾而去。 Immortal you walks slowly!” An Lin to the immortal who flies to the sky feels grateful does obeisance. “仙人您慢走!”安林对着飞向天空的仙人感激一拜。 Laughter that the space transmits the immortal, that laughter is very carefree, incomparably recklessly, as if poured out the air/Qi of lifetime not putting down. 天上传来仙人的笑声,那笑声无比畅快,无比肆意,仿佛倾吐出了一生的不平之气。 This immortal why so happy, how to feel happier than me? 这仙人为何如此的高兴啊,怎么感觉比我还高兴? An Lin flexure scratched the head, was puzzled. 安林挠了挠头,一脸不解。 At this moment, a female voice resounds in the An Lin’s consciousness: Hello.” 就在这时,一个女声在安林的意识中响起:“你好。” This female voice is wonderful, like the sounds of nature, hears his whole body cleverness. 这女声美妙动听,如同天籁,听得他浑身一个机灵。 Is this sound of system? An Lin is surprised. 这是系统的声音?安林惊疑不定。 At this moment, in his mind presented a contact surface. 就在这时,他的脑海中出现了一个界面。 A contact surface grayish white, only has several characters to demonstrate above: God of War System after entering Grand Beginning Continent activates. 界面一片灰白,只有几个字在上面显示:战神系统将在进入太初大陆后激活。 What ghost is Grand Beginning Continent? 太初大陆是什么鬼? Yes...... 难道是…… An Lin thinks the recommendation letter that the immortal gives, he spreads out the golden paper in hand hopefully. 安林想到了仙人给的举荐函,他满怀期待地将手中的金色纸张摊开。 Then, he discovers in the golden paper what content not to have, only has a slightly hollow hand imprint. 接着,他发现金色纸张内什么内容都没有,只有一个微微凹陷的手印。 An Lin is somewhat perplexed, but still took advantage of opportunity own hand places above the paper, superposes with that hand imprint. 安林有些不明所以,但是仍是顺势将自己的手放在纸张之上,和那个手印重合。 Suddenly, paper golden light hold, An Lin startled well, the body was only being swallowed by that golden light greatly with enough time completely. 忽然,纸张金光大盛,安林只来得及惊咦一声,身体便被着那道金光完全吞噬。 „......!” “啊……!” An Lin only thinks a dizziness, field of vision then by jet black, again becomes bright. 安林只觉一阵天旋地转,视野便由漆黑,再次变得明亮。 Then he discovered, oneself body appears in the upper air again, started the freely falling body. 然后他发现,自己的身子再次出现在高空,开始了自由落体。 An Lin realized once again feeling of jumping from an upper story, that type of acid is crisp, regardless of comes several times, he wants to shed tears. 安林又一次体会了跳楼的感觉,那种酸爽无论来几次,他都想掉眼泪。 Bang “轰” He falls layer on layer/heavily falls the ground, his body also has the golden light to cover luckily, plays the role of cushion, this saved the poor life. 他重重摔落地面,幸好他的身上还有金光笼罩,起到了缓冲的作用,这才保住了小命。 This is the style of transmission, is too crude!” An Lin lies on the ground, discontented complaint. “这是传送的招式吗,也太粗暴吧!”安林趴在地上,不满抱怨。 He somewhat difficult raising the head, where wants to have a look at this is. 他有些艰难的抬起头,想看看这是哪里。 Then, he saw unforgettable one. 然后,他看到了永生难忘的一幕。 White pigment figure Dragon Gate column that two reach as high as the hundred zhang (333 m), stands and waits for a long time in the horizons, above the signboard carves the mysterious typeface that he cannot be understanding. 两根高达百丈的白色纹龙门柱,伫立在天际之间,牌匾之上刻着他看不懂的玄妙字体。 After the front door, the palace millions, cannot see the end. 大门之后,宫殿千千万万,看不到尽头。 The pink clouds flutter in all around of palace, various spirit beasts hover in Heaven and Earth, a school of great grand dwelling place of celestial beings meteorology. 彩云飘荡在宫殿的四周,各种灵兽翱翔于天地之间,一派宏大壮阔的仙家气象。 An Lin looks at dumbly in same place, whole face shocking look. 安林呆立在原地,满脸震惊的神色。 Originally this world, really has the fairyland! 原来这个世界,真的有仙境! I arrived at the fairyland...... the An Lin diligently returning to normal mood, was calmed down by oneself. 我来到仙境了么......安林努力平复情绪,让自己冷静下来。 Passed the moment, he sees a female who wears the Daoist robe walks, comes up to greet hastily understanding. 过了片刻,他看见一名穿着道袍的女子走来,连忙上去打招呼了解情况。 Hello, female celestial elder sister.” An Lin waves to that female. “你好,仙女姐姐。”安林向那女子招手。 That appearance beautiful female, saw An Lin, in waves after her, then walked. 那名容貌美丽的女子,见到安林在向她招手后,便走了过来。 An Lin sees that somewhat asks excitedly: This pretty female celestial elder sister, where here is, I am newly-arrived, does not understand to this place very much.” 安林见状有些激动地问道:“这位漂亮的仙女姐姐,请问这里是什么地方,我初来乍到,对这个地方不是很懂呢。” Hears the An Lin’s words, that female look is somewhat strange, then said: Mumbling?” 听到安林的话,那名女子神色有些古怪,然后说道:“叽里咕噜?” „, What did you say?” An Lin is somewhat puzzled. “啊,你说什么?”安林有些不解。 That female showed and An Lin similar expression, opens the mouth saying: Mumbling chirp in?” 那名女子露出了和安林同样的表情,开口道:“叽里咕噜哇咧叽里?” Is An Lin in this moment ignorant/veiled, what she saying? 安林在这一刻蒙了,她到底在说什么? A fearful suspicion, appears in his mind gradually. 一个可怕的猜想,渐渐出现在他的脑海。 Female celestial elder sister, can you speak the standard spoken Chinese?” The An Lin eye socket is somewhat moist. “仙女姐姐,你会不会说普通话啊?”安林眼眶有些湿润。 Rumble squirts chirp?” Beautiful female both hands fork waist, some vitality/angry. “咕噜咕噜哇唧唧唧?”美丽的女子双手叉腰,有些生气。 Ended, language barrier. 完了,语言不通。 What is she saying? I cannot understand completely!!! 她到底在说什么?我完全听不懂啊!!! An Lin this compelled thoroughly ignorant, his both eyes delay stands in same place, in the heart only has a thought: 安林这回是彻底懵逼了,他双目呆滞地站在原地,心中只有一个念头: Nanie? Difference that this and novel said that should not be the entire world is speaking the standard spoken Chinese...... 纳尼?这和小说里说的不一样啊,不应该是全世界都在说普通话的吗…… Finally, An Lin cried. 最后,安林哭了。 The words cannot understand, how does this immortal also cultivate/repair? 话都听不懂,这仙还怎么修? Others are start from the waste material, he from mental handicap start! 别人是从废材起步,他是从智障起步啊!
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