您可以在百度里搜索“我真的长生不老妙笔阁(imiaobige.com)”查找最新章节！ Zhu Juntang sees Liu Changan for the first time, this bad old man makes Zhu Juntang jump from an upper story. 竹君棠第一次见到刘长安,这个糟老头子就让竹君棠跳楼。 Zhu Juntang will certainly not jump, utilized the oneself excellent language skill, launched the spiritual attack to him, instead made him jump. 竹君棠当然不会跳,运用了自己高超的语言技巧,对他发动了精神攻击,反而让他跳了下去。 This is so far, Zhu Juntang to the best score that fighting Liu Changan obtains. 这是目前为止,竹君棠对战刘长安取得的最佳战绩。 She also knows, the general physical injury, is invalid to Liu Changan, let alone oneself pulls out him with the bicycle chain, in the hitting god whip with legend pulls out him, is not necessarily useful. 她也知道,一般的物理伤害,对刘长安根本无效,别说自己拿自行车链条抽他,就是拿神话传说中的打神鞭抽他,也未必有什么用。 But Zhu Juntang meets the spiritual attack, moreover is very effective, frequently makes Liu Changan fly into a rage, wishes one could to look for enough hard place one to kill him or kills the Zhu Juntang appearance. 可是竹君棠会精神攻击,而且十分奏效,常常让刘长安暴跳如雷,一副恨不得找个足够坚硬的地方一头撞死他或者撞死竹君棠的样子。 Today Zhu Juntang must pull out him with the bicycle chain, mainly also becomes effective for the spiritual attack of supplementary, when he discovered that is he wants to bring to brush her weapon obviously, was actually used to cope with him by Zhu Juntang in turn, very humiliation, but is greatly disappointed. 今天竹君棠要用自行车链条抽他,主要也是为了附带的精神攻击生效,当他发现明明是他想拿来抽打她的武器,却反过来被竹君棠用来对付他,想必十分屈辱而大受打击。 After Liu Changan Zhou Dongdong picked the tender mulberry leaf, returned to under the wutong tree, is turning away from Zhu Juntang, still in using to look that the look of stupid small creature looks the distant place pastes the flake mulberry leaf in the forehead, the Zhou Dongdong on cheeks and neck. 刘长安给周咚咚摘了嫩嫩的桑叶后,就回到了梧桐树下,背对着竹君棠,依然在用看着愚蠢小动物的眼神看着远处把小片桑叶贴在额头,脸颊和脖子上的周咚咚。 While this opportunity! 趁此机会！ „Surprise attack!......” “奇袭！咩之……” Zhu Juntang is shouting loudly the slogan, then called out pitifully, the bicycle chain that swayed from side to side curvingly changed the direction in the palm, the chain pulled out on her. 竹君棠高喊着口号,然后惨叫一声,弯曲扭动的自行车链条在手掌中转动了方向,链条抽到了她头上。 Liu Changan turns head, sees only the bicycle chain in Zhu Juntang to fall on the ground, dull stands in same place, was uncomfortable appearance.. 刘长安回过头来,只见竹君棠手里的自行车链条掉在地上,呆呆愣愣地站在原地,难受极了的样子。。 Can Zhu Juntang not be uncomfortable? 竹君棠能不难受吗？ This chain pulls out to the body really pain, burning, was hit to be swollen by Liu Changan the buttocks compared with before also painful. 这链条抽到身上是真的痛,火辣辣的,比以前被刘长安把屁股打肿了还痛。 She wants to cry, but this is oneself pulls out, oneself pulled out oneself cried, the feeling was very stupid loses face very much, Zhu Juntang does not want to cry. 她想哭,可这是自己抽的,自己把自己抽哭了,就感觉很蠢很丢脸,竹君棠不想哭出来。 But does not cry, is very suffering, suppresses the feeling that the tears and call out more painful. 可是不哭吧,又很委屈,强忍泪水和嚎叫的感受更加痛苦。 „Ha haha......” Liu Changan no matter her grievance the uncomfortable pitiful appearance, laughs. “哈哈哈……”刘长安才不管她那副委屈又难受的可怜样子,大笑起来。 Steals away the bicycle chain to start from Zhu Juntang, Liu Changan had expected that this scene will happen, is anticipating, she really not disappointing. 从竹君棠偷走自行车链条开始,刘长安就有所预料这一幕会发生,正期待着呢,她果然没有让人失望。 Actually the bicycle chain is quite thin, because the structure of chain is easy to create strength conduction and common club and other object not the same , if not grasp steadily, is very difficult to achieve such as the arm to pull strings. 其实自行车链条比较细,因为链条的构造容易造成力的传导和一般的棍棒等物体不大一样,如果握不稳的话,就很难做到如臂指使。 Must know that initially Professor Liu belt/bring thing went to Lin'an, is first grasping with the white cloth wrapper in the hand insufficiently skidding, must pull out Liu Changan and An Nuan in a threatening manner. 要知道当初柳教授带这玩意去临安,都是先用白布包着握在手里不至于滑溜,才气势汹汹地要抽刘长安和安暖。 Thus it can be seen, the Professor Liu use bicycle chain is very experienced, where does Zhu Juntang know? 由此可见,柳教授使用自行车链条是很有经验的,竹君棠哪里知道？ „You......” the Zhu Juntang pain and air/Qi, after stamping the feet, held to sit on the stool, he affirmed that has long known to be able like this! “你……”竹君棠又痛又气,跺了跺脚后,抱着头坐在了凳子上,他肯定早就知道会这样！ She makes an effort to lose, the bicycle chain almost returns flings, shrank drawing back the hand hastily, has a lingering fear, thing that this bad old man puts in order, is really not can control! 她用力一丢,自行车链条差点又回甩,连忙缩了缩手,心有余悸,这糟老头子整来的东西,果然不是咩咩能够驾驭的！ „We have not made money today.” “朕今天没有赚到钱。” At this time Shangguan Dandan came back, in the hand used the plastic bag to install thick one stack of propaganda pamphlets, she has not basically sent. 这时候上官澹澹回来了,手里用塑料袋子装了厚厚的一沓宣传单,她基本没有发出去。 However as the wise supernatural might, the firm and resolute unyielding queen mother, Shangguan Dandan planned to send tomorrow again, waits to send to draw cash. 不过作为英明神武,坚毅不屈的太后,上官澹澹打算明天再去发,等发完了就去拿钱。 Sees the appearance of Zhu Juntang eye tearful, a Shangguan Dandan brow wrinkle, very reproved dignifiedly: „Whose is such big courage, dares to bully Our princess?” 看到竹君棠眼泪汪汪的样子,上官澹澹眉头一皱,十分威严地训斥:“是谁这么大的胆子,敢欺负朕的公主？” Zhu Juntang pulled out the nose to refer to Liu Changan, referred to losing in the bicycle chain of ground. 竹君棠抽着鼻子指了指刘长安,又指了指丢在地上的自行车链条。 Although the fact is Zhu Juntang oneself pulls out, but also not because of him? 尽管事实是竹君棠自己抽的,但还不是因为他？ Even can say, although is the hand that she moves, but the chief criminal is Liu Changan. 甚至可以说虽然是她动的手,但罪魁祸首就是刘长安。 „Does he use this to hit you? I help you revenge.” Shangguan Dandan picks up the bicycle chain to brandish. “他用这个打你？我帮你报仇。”上官澹澹捡起自行车链条就挥舞起来。 First frightens him, making him know Dandan, although has no strength, but mother hits the moth, has the effect addition, he who when the time comes pulls out called to...... to select the time to escape to him not well. 先吓唬吓唬他,让他知道澹澹虽然没有什么力气,但是母亲打蛾子,是有效果加成的,到时候抽的他嗷嗷叫可不好……给他点时间逃跑。 Hits Zhou Dongdong like Zhou Shuling, will show very big stance frequently, then enables Zhou Dongdong to seize the chance to escape. 就像周书玲打周咚咚,也常常是会摆出很大的架势,然后让周咚咚可以趁机逃跑。 Shangguan Dandan naturally loves dearly Zhu Juntang, but Liu Changan is also the oneself beloved moth, both the palm and the back of the hand are flesh! 上官澹澹自然心疼竹君棠,但刘长安也是自己心爱的蛾子,手心手背都是肉呀！ „...... We...... pulled out to Us......” Shangguan Dandan was somewhat appreciating astute dealing of oneself to housework slightly, the bicycle chain return again fling, similarly projected on her head, she has happen to taken down the headgear of sheep puppet clothing/taking. “啊……朕……抽到朕了……”上官澹澹正略微有些欣赏自己对家务事的精明应对,自行车链条再次回甩,同样打到了她的头上,正好她已经把绵羊玩偶服的头套取了下来。 „Ha haha......” even Liu Changan, the body is a little still unbearable, felt that the belly was a little painful. “哈哈哈……”即便是刘长安,身体也有点难以承受,感觉到肚子有点痛了。 Who makes the position that their two companies pulled out same? 谁让她们两个连被抽到的位置都一样？ She wants to cry, but this is oneself pulls out, oneself pulled out oneself cried, the feeling was very stupid loses face very much, Shangguan Dandan does not want to cry. 她想哭,可这是自己抽的,自己把自己抽哭了,就感觉很蠢很丢脸,上官澹澹不想哭出来。 But does not cry, is very suffering, particularly Liu Changan laughs in side, Zhu Juntang was crying, appearance that now also a little wants to smile, but bears forcefully has not smiled to make noise, Shangguan Dandan watches, discards the bicycle chain silently, holds the heat preservation pot to fall on the deck chair does not say a word. 可是不哭吧,又很委屈,尤其是刘长安在旁边大笑,竹君棠原本在哭,现在也是有点想笑的样子,但强行忍住没有笑出声,上官澹澹看在眼里,默默地丢掉自行车链条,抱着保温壶倒在躺椅上一言不发。 „You have looked at television «God Whip»!” “你们有没有看过电视《神鞭》啊！” At this time Zhou Dongdong walked, picked up the bicycle chain of ground, this thing seemed like very fun appearance. 这时候周咚咚走了过来,捡起了地上的自行车链条,这個东西看上去就很好玩的样子。 ...... …… ...... …… After having smiled, is sad and sorrowful, this is the life normal state. 笑过之后,便是忧伤与哀愁,这是人生常态。 Liu Changan remembered downstairs these three to be Liu Biaobiao relatives and friends in the future, moreover possibly actively will participate in Liu Biaobiao growth, after falling into had smiled, is full in the sad state of mind. 刘长安想起了楼下这三个将来一定会是刘瀌瀌的亲朋好友,而且可能会积极地参与到刘瀌瀌的成长中去,就陷入了笑过之后充满哀伤的心境中。 Arrives in the building, An Nuan is bustling about in the kitchen, the figure of young girl selects high, is the appearance of apron is in the male person eyes the perfect appearance, the obsolete kitchen, the shiny new kitchenware, the vegetables of water drop, were full of the smoke anger in the environment actually to embellish the scene visionally. 来到楼上,安暖正在厨房里忙碌着,少女的身形高挑,系着围裙的样子是男人眼中完美的模样,老旧的厨房,锃亮的新厨具,滴水的蔬菜,充满烟火气的环境中却点缀出了梦幻般的情景。 Liu Changan arrives at her behind, the putting out a hand link lived in her careful waist, the finger extended a knuckle to build in the border of jeans. 刘长安走到她身后,伸手环住了她细细的腰肢,手指伸进去一根指节搭在了牛仔裤的边沿。 „How to come up?” An Nuan heard laughing of Liu Changan in the building, then kissed his one, after one types are newly-married the feeling, is actually and accompanies him to go to the kitchen at home is different. “怎么上来了？”安暖在楼上听到了刘长安的大笑,回头亲了他一口,有一种新婚后的感觉,却是和在家里陪着他下厨是不一样的。 „Downstairs vending machine did you see?” “楼下的自动售货机你看到了没有？” „Saw that...... I was feeling strange, how to place here the vending machine . Moreover the most expensive chocolate takes several thousand dollars unexpectedly! Where has does business.” An Nuan looked at one, thought that strange does not have to care. “看到了啊……我正奇怪呢,怎么把自动售货机放在这里,而且最贵的巧克力居然要几千块钱！哪有这么做生意的。”安暖只是看了一眼,觉得奇怪也没有太在意。 After all she is experienced, in this world what people have, has...... for example behind boyfriend continually superman. 毕竟她已经见多识广,这个世界上什么人都有,连超人都有……例如身后的男朋友。 „That is the Shangguan Dandan vending machine.” Liu Changan reminded: „Met you with my cell phone, selects the most expensive that chocolate to buy several boxes, oneself eats or sees somebody off.” “那是上官澹澹的自动售货机。”刘长安提醒道:“等会你拿我的手机,去挑最贵的那种巧克力买几盒,自己吃或者送人都可以。” „Why?” An Nuan some are not clear. “为什么啊？”安暖有些不明白。 „You complied are OK.” “你照做就可以了。” „I use the oneself cell phone to buy, I celebrated the new year to accumulate many new year's money, did not use your.” “那我用自己的手机买啊,我过年攒了不少压岁钱,不用你的。” „I am a boss, you and do I compare?” Liu Changan puts out a hand to buckle the navel of An Nuan, „is obedient?” “我是老板,你和我比？”刘长安伸手扣安暖的肚脐眼,“听不听话？” „Itchy...... good, I listen your.” An Nuan eats to laugh, answered, „with the words of account number payment, she won't have the feeling of money-making?” “痒痒呀……好吧,我听你的。”安暖吃吃发笑,又解释道,“可是拿你的账号支付的话,她不会有赚钱的感觉吧？” An Nuan was a little clear, the boyfriend is helping oneself flatter in the future mother-in-law, presents tribute. 安暖有点明白了,男朋友是在帮自己讨好未来婆婆,进贡呢。 „Has not related, she is used together money payment purchase of her oneself, will feel oneself to make money, accumulates over a long period of time will get bigger and bigger the business.” “没关系的,她连用她自己的钱支付购买,都会觉得自己赚了钱,日积月累会把生意越做越大。” „Pū, is really fun.” “噗,真好玩。” Liu Changan nods , not the familiar person will feel Shangguan Dandan to be fun, the know someone inside out person knows that she is a high-risk unusual lifeform, regards the human life such as worthlessly, the ideological concept of simply not having observed law and discipline, does not approve the socialism core value, is reactionary. 刘长安点了点头,也就不熟悉的人会觉得上官澹澹好玩,知根知底的人才知道她就是一只充满危险的超凡生物,视人命如草芥,根本没有遵纪守法的思想概念,也不认同社会主义核心价值观,非常反动。 „After buying, you proposed that oneself meets the expelling beard, shows balance in your cash or the WeChat Alipay her, loses points casually to her. You and Shangguan Dandan, Zhu Juntang hit, pay attention to Zhu Juntang, do not let her cheat, otherwise you want to lose difficultly.” Liu Changan careful reminder. “买完之后呢,你就提出自己会打跑胡子,给她看看你的现金或者微信支付宝里的余额,随便输一点给她。你和上官澹澹,竹君棠打,注意竹君棠,别让她作弊,不然你想输都难。”刘长安仔细提醒。 „Why she cheats, do I instead want to lose difficultly?” An Nuan some are unreadable, „shouldn't quite be difficult to win?” “为什么她作弊,我反而想输都难？”安暖有些难以理解,“不应该就比较难赢了吗？” „Goes.” Liu Changan kisses An Nuan, does not want to explain as for the Zhu Juntang matter, disgraced. “去吧。”刘长安亲了亲安暖,至于竹君棠的事情就不想解释了,丢人。