您可以在百度里搜索“我真的长生不老妙笔阁(imiaobige.com)”查找最新章节！ Zhu Juntang is learned and accomplished, to the cultural history, the traditional literature, the fairytale wait/etc had the deep understanding. 竹君棠博学多才,对历史文化,传统文学,神话故事等等都有深入了解。 She looks at many fairy maiden to descend to earth, then the clothes were stolen away, has to marry the mortal, Zhu Bajie, Jade Emperor and so on story. 她看过很多仙女下凡,然后衣服被偷走,不得不嫁给凡人,猪八戒,玉皇大帝之类的故事。 The ocean of the law is to peep Lady White Snake and Xiaoqing...... Lady White Snake and Xiaoqing is not taking a bath, but in ecdysis, smooth, both sides had the enmity henceforth. 法海就是偷看白娘子和小青……不过白娘子和小青不是在洗澡,而是在蜕皮,光溜溜的,双方从此结下了仇怨。 In brief, the woman takes a bath, the clothes were taken away, will have the interesting story, Zhu Juntang acts according to circumstances today, wants to do such story. 总之,女人洗澡的时候,衣服被拿走,就会发生有趣的故事,竹君棠今天见机行事,也想搞一搞这样的故事。 Professor Ling is like Liu Yuewang, two people were drunk were very rude, they chatted what racket sexy privately-owned house according , the picture almost gave the matter that Liu Changan saw. 凌教授和柳月望一样,两个人喝醉酒了就很失态,她们聊起了什么拍性感私房照,照片差点给刘长安看到的事情。 Liu Yuewang thinks that Liu Changan had not seen, but Professor Ling discovered that Liu Changan is only emotional quotient high, he saw pretends not to see. 柳月望认为刘长安没有看到,而凌教授发现刘长安只是高情商,他看到了装作没有看到而已。 Professor Ling saw the Zhu Juntang camera, then played, making Zhu Juntang help them take the confidential photo, two women sway from side to side on the bed carelessly, assumes the posture randomly, without patting several them fell asleep. 凌教授看到了竹君棠的相机,便玩了起来,让竹君棠帮她们拍私房照,两个女人在床上胡乱扭动,乱摆姿势,没拍几张她们就睡着了。 Zhu Juntang wants to move to the swimming pool them, then chocks up the flowers and plants by the swimming pool, builds the scene of that type of fairy maiden stolen clothes. 竹君棠原本想把她们搬到泳池里,然后在泳池旁边摆满花花草草,营造那种仙女被偷衣服的场景。 So long as entices Liu Changan to the swimming pool near, oneself to/clashes to hold in the mouth their clothes, then a hoof scores in him the swimming pool while convenient, the plan is such plan, but the matter is not such matter. 只要勾引刘长安到泳池边,自己就冲出来把她们的衣服叼走,然后顺便一蹄子把他踢进泳池里,计划就是这么个计划,但事情不是这么个事情。 Zhu Juntang only then turns into the sheep, the strength is very big, even can draw to pack sheep Fenqiu the small tractor. 竹君棠只有变成羊,力气才很大,甚至可以拉动装满羊粪球的小拖车。 Now lets she moves two alcoholic intoxications hold a job without doing any work the swimming pool, she will not attempt the attempt. 现在让她搬两个醉酒的尸位素餐去泳池,她连尝试都不会尝试。 Is good in they lay down on the tatami, reluctant can also the layout tempt Liu Changan to come. 好在她们本来就躺在榻榻米上,勉勉强强也能布局引诱刘长安过来。 According to the consideration and analysis of Zhu Juntang, even Dandan said Liu Changan obscenely, this scene oneself tramples, even if no ability to trample but actually him, he will still take advantage of opportunity gets down but actually, rolls between the two professor white and shiny bodies. 按照竹君棠的思考分析,连澹澹都说刘长安既淫且荡,这种场景自己一踹,就算没有能力踹倒他,他也应该顺势倒下去,在两位教授白花花的身子中间滚来滚去。 Really the person calculates that is inferior to the day to calculate, oneself is small fairy maiden, however under the suppression of opposite party level, is quite close to the person, but Liu Changan various abilities, are like „day”, therefore planning of oneself made the mistake, the oneself ability mental ability intelligence logic analysis strength wait/etc had the issue actually not. 果然人算不如天算,自己是小仙女,但是在对方位阶的压制下,还是比较接近人,而刘长安的各种能力,就和“天”一样,所以自己的算计才出现了失误,倒不是自己的能力脑力智力逻辑分析力等等有问题。 „Lets loose me! Bad old man!” “放开我！糟老头子！” Liu Changan put out a hand to hold the hind leg of sheep, raised it but actually. 刘长安一伸手就抓住了羊的一条后腿,把它倒提了起来。 The sheep nearly twitches sways from side to side the body to struggle, before two , the hoof in in the air digs carelessly, another hind leg is also kicking and trampling, what a pity can only make the entire body sway, but also wrapping in the pink plastic bag on buttocks kicks makes noise, making it be worried to be exposed. 羊近乎抽搐地扭动着身体挣扎着,两只前蹄在空中胡乱刨动,另一条后腿也在又踢又踹,可惜只能让整个身体晃来晃去,还把包在屁股上的粉色塑料袋子踢的啪啪作响,让它担心走光。 Zhu Juntang just turned into the sheep time does not have the set of plastic bag, because of here, only then three females, but she is planning Liu Changan to come, showed the traditional female to act with constraint to be proud, the simple ashamed heart, put on the plastic bag to oneself. 竹君棠刚刚变成羊的时候没有套塑料袋子,因为这里只有三只女性,而她是在算计刘长安会来,才展现了传统女性矜持而骄傲,朴素的羞耻心,给自己套上了塑料袋子。 „I do not tidy up you, you were really lawless.” Liu Changan looked that has not looked at Professor Liu and Professor Ling, raises Zhu Juntang to walk. “我再不收拾你,你真要无法无天了。”刘长安看都没有看柳教授与凌教授一眼,提着竹君棠就走。 Professor Liu...... nothing attractive, with Qin Yanan, An Nuan and the others was in any case similar, the beautiful naked body of the world pinnacle, Liu Changan is not rare. 柳教授……没什么好看的,反正也就和秦雅南,安暖等人差不多,人间极致的美丽胴体罢了,刘长安也不稀罕。 Professor Ling nothing attractive, is soft except for the chest big buttocks fat waist, no merit, that female intellectual added on the traditional female gentle makings, the cheek said no that on was attractive. 凌教授就更没什么好看的,除了胸大臀肥腰软,也没什么优点了,要不是那种知识女性加上传统女性的温柔气质,脸蛋更说不上多么漂亮。 „Did I do? I trampled your, you also trampled my foot to be good!” Zhu Juntang gave up struggling, just killed like one death sheep that puts the blood, three hooves naturally sag. “我干什么了？我只是踹了你一下,你也踹我一脚好了！”竹君棠放弃了挣扎,像一条刚刚杀了放完血的死羊,三蹄自然下垂。 Liu Changan has not managed her, raised her to arrive at the kitchen. 刘长安没有理她,提着她来到了厨房。 After all is the workshop, in addition three, the area compared with Baolong Centre attic four also on small a little, Liu Changan found the Chinese type full meal big kitchen to be some time-comsuming very much. 毕竟是厂房,加上又有三层,面积比宝隆中心的顶楼四层也就小那么一点,刘长安找到中式正餐大厨房很费了一些功夫。 This kitchen has not used completely, after all Zhu Juntang establishes for a long time in a big way may enter the population to only have two people. 这个厨房完全没有用过,毕竟竹君棠长期设定最大可进入人数只有两人。 Equipment actually very complete, according to the understanding of Liu Changan, is the specialized master chef and big kitchen, various types of pots are more, is bigger, biggest can definitely be used to boil the sheep. 设备却是十分的齐全,根据刘长安的了解,越是专业大厨以及大厨房,各种锅就越多,也就越大,最大的一口完全可以用来煮羊。 Liu Changan is raising the sheep, is handling single-handedly, heats water in cauldron is hot. 刘长安一手提着羊,一手操办着,把一口大锅里的水烧的热乎起来。 „Do you want to do?” Zhu Juntang looks at the floor to ask, is a little slightly vigilant. “你要干什么？”竹君棠瞄着地板问道,略微有点警惕。 She knows that Liu Changan is boiling water, however also has in Nanshan is boiled...... Zhu Juntang somewhat to be angry, this bad old man absolutely is the world's worst stepfather! 她知道刘长安在烧水,但是在南山又不是没有被煮过……竹君棠不禁有些愤怒,这糟老头子绝对是世界上最恶劣的继父！ In this world definitely has inhumanity, kills by mistreatment following that beast of children, at present this, he also calculates on one absolutely, he unexpectedly oneself places in the pot to boil following the female! 这个世界上肯定有灭绝人性,虐杀继子女的那种禽兽,眼前这一个,他也绝对算的上其中一个,他竟然把自己的继女放在锅里煮！ Liu Changan had not replied, threw into Zhu Juntang the pot directly. 刘长安没有回答,直接把竹君棠丢进了锅里。 „!” Zhu Juntang called out in alarm one to stand, shook the body, discovered that warm warm hot, „was this pot bath that I once the paternal grandmother most loved?” “啊！”竹君棠惊叫一声就站了起来,抖了抖身体,发现温温热热的,“这就是我曾奶奶最爱的锅浴吗？” The bottom of the pot also plank, Zhu Juntang stood on the plank took a walk two steps, felt very comfortable, hears the piacipiaci sound that the bowl following fire burnt, was somewhat flustered slightly. 锅底还有一块木板,竹君棠站在木板上走动了两步,感觉很舒服,就是听到锅子下面的大火烧的piacipiaci响,略微有些心慌。 Liu Changan sneers, gives to cover the pot cover directly, pressed in the water to boil Zhu Juntang( had the reader please imitation of child). 刘长安冷笑一声,直接就把锅盖给盖上,把竹君棠也按进了水里煮着(有小孩的读者请勿模仿)。 „!” Zhu Juntang called out pitifully, the water has not boiled, the temperature can also endure, who could bear the water to elevate temperature, under the fire in the fever, the pot cover covered! “咩啊！”竹君棠惨叫起来,水还没开,温度还能忍受,但是谁受得了水在升温,底下大火在烧,锅盖盖上啊！ The Zhu Juntang four hooves kick randomly, sways back and forth in the pot, jumps and arch, has no alternative eventually, is pressing the pot cover is not other what small weak chicken, but has Liu Changan of strength of great antiquity! 竹君棠四蹄乱踢,在锅里打滚,又跳又拱,终究无可奈何,按着锅盖的不是别的什么小弱鸡,而是拥有洪荒之力的刘长安！ Really is brutal emperor Wang Jia, Qin second perished, was because First Emperor Qin cruel was unkind, his son, present age profound scholar Fusu making baking, known as burning the books and burying the Confucian scholars alive! 果然最是无情帝王家,秦朝二世而亡,就是因为秦始皇残暴不仁,把他的儿子,当世大儒扶苏给做成了烧烤,史称焚书坑儒！ Several years later Han Dynasty appeared, inherited this brutal tradition, Emperor Liu Changan has not been for several days to be discarded by Dandan, now he must discard the Zhu Juntang this Wind and Thunder Sword Sect of the Nine Provinces Sect Lord successor! 十几年后汉朝横空出世,也继承了这种无情的传统,刘长安皇帝没做几天就被澹澹废掉了,现在他又要废掉竹君棠这个九州风雷剑门的门主继承人！ „Knows that oneself was wrong?” Liu Changan listens to Zhu Juntang to make noise, first sighs with emotion this kitchen that the pot cover tramples even without, the kitchen ware absolute top quality, secondly sighs with emotion her eventually is only a weak sheep, really except for changing sheep anything not, as long as inherits a Liu Changan skill, the hull of this aircraft carrier, was still trampled by her even broken. “知道自己错了吗？”刘长安听着竹君棠把锅盖踹的咣咣作响,一来感慨她这厨房即便不用,厨房用品绝对的顶级质量,二来感慨她终究只是条弱羊,果然是除了变羊啥也不会,但凡多继承一点刘长安的本事,这就算是航空母舰的舰体,也被她踹碎了。 „I knew mistakenly, I was wrong! You are my biological father, the biological father, ok, asking you to put me to come out!” Zhu Juntang discovered panic-stricken the surrounding water has boiled unexpectedly, rumble is tumbling. “我知道错了,我错了！你是我亲爹,亲爹,行了吧,求你放我出来！”竹君棠惊恐地发现周围的水竟然已经烧开了,咕噜咕噜地翻滚着。 Steaming hot, making her unable to open the eye, only thought that entire only sheep swelling, she of tumbled water impingement also spins in the pot, is the below wok with cooking oil in hell probably such scene? 热气蒸腾,让她都睁不开眼睛,只觉得整只羊都肿胀起来,被翻滚的水冲击的她也在锅里打转,地狱里的下油锅大概就是这样的场景？ „What did you call me?” Liu Changan asked calmly. “你叫我什么？”刘长安不动声色地问道。 „Biological father, you are my biological father!” Zhu Juntang is whooshing begging for mercy. “亲爹,你是我亲爹！”竹君棠嘶吼着求饶。 This also almost...... Liu Changan lifts the pot cover, Zhu Juntang has progressed, the panic-stricken triggering stress reaction has not fainted, becomes one in the dizzy sheep of peaceful boil, but dig and jumps to jump from the pot. 这还差不多……刘长安掀开锅盖,竹君棠有所进步,没有惊恐的触发应激反应晕厥过去,成为一只正在安静熬煮的晕羊,而是连刨带蹦地从锅里跳了出来。 Zhu Juntang jumps the ground, jumps to keep like the spring, then shivers all over, water of plastic bag Ji La place is flowing, its four hooves delimit randomly, ran speedily the kitchen. 竹君棠跳到地上,就像弹簧一样蹦个不停,然后一阵乱抖,塑料袋子汲拉一地的水流淌着,它四蹄乱划,一溜烟就跑出了厨房。 Liu Changan looks at Zhu Juntang to run away, originally does not want really to give to boil thoroughly her. 刘长安看着竹君棠跑掉,本来就没有想真的把她给煮熟。 Her physical quality is good, thermostable. 她身体素质还是不错的,耐高温。 Her oneself has also said that the gentleman is not built on the water and fire, the meaning is far away from the boiling water the place, at that time also let Liu Changan, because her having neither learning nor skill explodes the swearing. 她自己也说过,君子不立于水火之中,意思就是要远离烧开水的地方,当时还让刘长安因为她的不学无术爆粗口。 Now looks like, her oneself does not know, she does not need to be afraid the boiling water the place. 现在看来,连她自己都不知道,她根本不需要害怕烧开水的地方。 However waits for her to calm down, to discover probably oneself does not fear the boiling water, then thought that oneself long skill, showily proud, looks Zhou Dongdong and Shangguan Dandan and so on shows off her skill also to know. 不过等她冷静下来,大概会发现自己不怕开水,然后又觉得自己长本事了,耀武扬威地骄傲,去找周咚咚和上官澹澹之类的炫耀她的本事也未可知。 What is accidental/surprised, she called his biological father unexpectedly, because in such scene , the no meaning of respect being intimate with, Liu Changan has not therefore had the old bosom comfort the mood to come but actually, but heaved a deep sigh, started to tidy up the kitchen, must not exposed to kitchen important place be so chaotic. 意外的是,她居然叫他亲爹了,因为是在这样的场景,又没有什么崇敬亲近之意,刘长安倒也没有因此生出老怀安慰的情绪来,只是摇头叹息,又开始收拾厨房,见不得厨房这种重要的地方如此乱糟糟的。 When he tidies up the kitchen, arrives at grove and mushroom, when fills tatami nearby that the fairy tale style surrounds, Zhu Juntang has changed the human appearance, the full long hair stands there wet is sobbing. 等他收拾好厨房,走到小树林和蘑菇,充满童话风格环绕的榻榻米附近时,竹君棠已经变回了人样,满头长发湿漉漉地站在那里抽泣着。 By the tatami has the low plant encirclement, Liu Changan cannot see the bodies of two woman ripe beautiful, pours does not need to evade, walked directly. 榻榻米旁边有低矮的植物环绕,刘长安也看不见两位妇人熟美的身躯,倒也不用避讳,直接走了过去。 „Today's enmity...... today's enmity I remembered.” Zhu Juntang takes the paper and pen, but anything has not recorded, this matter bore in mind was good, in the daily life record naturally did not have, she takes the paper and pen to show oneself bears a grudge seriously. “今天的仇……今天的仇我记下了。”竹君棠拿着纸和笔,但什么也没有记,这种事情记在心里就好了,起居记录里当然是没有的,她拿着纸和笔只是为了彰显自己非常严重地记仇。 „Do you also bear a grudge? You do this two professors, you did not fear that they do bear a grudge?” Liu Changan said ill-humoredly. “你还记仇？你把两位教授搞成这样,你不怕她们记仇？”刘长安没好气地说道。 „Who said that is I does this them, was their oneself got drunk, was shouting must record the oneself youth happy physical body, closed/pass my anything matter!” Zhu Juntang indignantly hands on hips. “谁说是我把她们搞成这样的,是她们自己喝醉了,喊着要记录自己正青春美好的肉体,关我什么事！”竹君棠气愤地叉腰。 „How do you trample my foot to explain in the back?” “那你在背后踹我一脚怎么解释？” Zhu Juntang was not that righteous, both hands pulled about the small skirt to fan, has suffered to boil in any case, does not want to explain oneself pure feelings with him. 竹君棠便不是那么理直气壮了,双手扯着小裙子左右扇动着,反正已经挨煮了,不想和他解释自己一片赤子之心。 „When will they wake up?” Liu Changan does not need her to explain, Zhu Juntang does not know in the brain any starch of attire, in breeding confusion in the Liu Changan private life always spares no effort. “她们什么时候会醒来？”刘长安也不需要她解释,竹君棠也不知道脑子里装的什么浆糊,在搞乱刘长安私生活上总是不遗余力。 This actually with her mother entirely different......, if Su Mei knows that Zhu Juntang always wants to make Liu Changan do several women, it is estimated that Zhu Juntang did not have the qualifications to inherit the Su Mei flower. 这倒是和她妈截然不同……要是苏眉知道竹君棠总想让刘长安多搞几个女人,估计竹君棠连苏眉的花呗都没资格继承了。 „In the evening...... I and they said that these drink drank met the fragment, finally they said that oneself did not have for a lifetime dissolutely, without going to the bar has worked as the dead fish, was to try the feeling of fragment...... then they also to drink much in the secure environment.” Zhu Juntang knits the brows, „what meaning goes to the bar to work as the dead fish is?” “晚上吧……我和她们说了,那些饮料喝了会断片,结果她们说自己一辈子没有浪荡过,没有去酒吧当过死鱼,就是要在安全的环境下试试断片的感觉……然后她们还喝了不少。”竹君棠皱了皱眉,“去酒吧当死鱼是什么意思？” „You do not need to know.” The Liu Changan tone said stiffly, Professor Ling and Professor Ling liangs position did not fear actually the teaching people bad things little friend...... thinks here Liu Changan took a look at Zhu Juntang one immediately, really her eye the chaotic revolutions, isn't she knowing turning round? Strange. “你不用知道。”刘长安语气生硬地说道,凌教授位倒是不怕教坏小朋友……想到这里刘长安马上瞅了竹君棠一眼,果然她的眼睛又在滴溜溜地乱转,她不知道？才怪。 Must say that proper general knowledge and knowledge, she does not know is very normal, these are not proper, dishonest ways, at sixes and sevens, she knew to be many! 要说正经的常识和知识,她不知道很正常,那些不正经的,邪门歪道,乱七八糟的,她知道得就多了去了！ „Walks, attended class!” “走,去上课！” „Am I boiled by you today must attend class?” “我今天被你煮了还要去上课？” „You were made the roast lamb, I must take away to attend class you!” “你就是被做成烤全羊,我也要把你带去上课！” „Bad old man!” “糟老头子！” „Didn't you just call the biological father?” “你刚不是叫亲爹吗？” „Bah, you also think, when my biological father, your tyrant! ancient has First Emperor Qin to burn the books and bury the Confucian scholars alive, now has the man (Han) deposed emperor to boil water to boil the sheep!” “呸,你还想当我亲爹,你这个暴君！古有秦始皇焚书坑儒,今有汉废帝烧水煮羊！” „Hehe, but also met the antithesis.” “呵呵,还会对仗了。” „What team leader, you said how I do organize an Yangyang team?” “什么队长,你说我组织一个羊羊队怎么样？” Liu Changan is knocking the forehead of Zhu Juntang, rushes to her has the place drying up hair of air blower, is hurrying to attend class again. 刘长安敲着竹君棠的脑门,把她赶到有吹风机的地方吹干头发,再赶着去上课了。 …… …… …… …… Pays new year's call to everyone, the double monthly tickets, asked the monthly ticket! 给大家拜个早年,双倍月票,求月票！