您可以在百度里搜索“我真的长生不老妙笔阁(imiaobige.com)”查找最新章节！ The mist diverged, road surface like raining wet, Liu Changan presses the road surface with the tip of the toe, hard. 雾气散去了一些,路面像下过雨一样湿漉漉的,刘长安用脚尖压了压路面,坚硬。 The pickup truck that opens from wealthy Shucai Corporation passed several, Liu Changan then drove to arrive under the agricultural market fair building, stopped next to the wall, in order to avoid affected the transportation contact, fully manifested his outstanding personal quality. 从富裕蔬菜公司开出来的小货车又过去了几辆,刘长安这才开车来到农贸市场大楼下,紧挨着墙壁停下,以免影响到交通往来,充分体现出了他优秀的个人素质。 The Shucai Corporation securities that is preparing to go upstairs, stop the footsteps to size up this in the Changsha very rare re-equipping all-terrain vehicle. 正准备上楼的蔬菜公司保安们,停下脚步打量着这一辆在郡沙十分罕见的改装越野车。 The men like the car(riage) and beautiful woman, some men in car(riage) and beautiful woman, will choose the car(riage), they also analogy the woman with „car(riage)” frequently, for example „repairing a vehicle”, „driving”, „car(riage) head lamp headlamp”, „original key”, „false key”, „second-hand vehicle” so forth. 男人都喜欢车和美女,有些男人在车和美女之中,甚至会选择车,他们也常常用“车”来比喻女人,例如“修车”,“开车”,“车大灯”,“原钥匙”,“备用钥匙”,“二手车”诸如此类的。 Even buying the car(riage) rents a car the auto purchase maintenance and so on analogies facing all sorts of conditions of woman, very takes the form. 甚至还有一些把买车租车购车维护保养之类的来比喻面对女人的种种状况,十分形似。 The vision of securities centralized, in re-equips on G63, like in looking up at luxurious market television advertisement unattainable, charming and sultry outstanding person. 保安们的目光都集中在迈瑞沙改装G63上,就像在仰视着奢华商场电视广告中可望而不可即,风情万种的尤物。 At this time the vehicle door opened, what the securities just want to take a look so to cherish the car(riage) was what eye-catching character, actually first saw an sharp corner/horn extended. 这时候车门打开,保安们正想看看开着如此稀罕车的是什么拉风人物,却先看到了一只尖锐的角伸了出来。 Very big corner/horn. 非常大的角。 In probably beforehand rural area common big water buffalo, the bull horn of that hard and powerful feeling, make the child feel the worship frequently. 像是以前农村里常见的大水牛,那坚硬而充满力量感的牛角,常常让孩童感到崇拜。 Different with other places, the security of wealthy Shucai Corporation, is the company true core team, they in surpassing to bring from the native place, not only has the fetters of fellow villager, and has the relations of common training dealer, in Chao wants to handle anything, handles through them. 和其他地方不一样,富裕蔬菜公司的保安,才是公司真正的核心团队,他们都是于超从老家带出来的,既有同乡的羁绊,又有共同调教经营户的关系,于超想要做什么事情,都是通过他们来经手。 From old, there also has the famous purple error terraced field, without the means mechanization cultivation, the water buffalo is still the key production tool of local peasant family, stands in great numbers the city that in the tall building, suddenly sees a buffalo horn, makes in the securities heart fondly remember, looks steadily. 来自旧化,那里还有著名的紫阙梯田,没有办法机械化耕种,水牛依然是当地农家的重要生产工具,在高楼林立的城市,忽然看到一只水牛角,不禁让保安们心中怀念,目不转睛地看着。 originally thought is the person in car(riage) takes bull horn or the ox head and so on, finally is actually an ox head person who walks from the car(riage). 原本以为是车里的人拿着个牛角或者牛头之类的,结果从车里走出来的却是一个牛头人。 The securities startled eyeball must fall the ground, this ox head person material is extremely big, is that ox head extremely overwhelming power is mainly soaring, abatement bull horn exceeded two meters. 保安们惊的眼珠子都要掉地上了,这个牛头人身材极其高大,主要是那牛头极其威猛高昂,除却牛角个头都超过了两米。 „This what thing?” The securities turn over to be startled surprised, has not been scared, under this broad daylight, really has what monsters and freaks to come inadequately? “这什么玩意？”保安们吃惊归吃惊,却也没有感到害怕,这光天化日之下,难道还真有什么牛鬼蛇神现身不成？ „Should be a giant wears the ox head headgear, is present very popular that fish head head/number of people set with, body wears the false muscle.” And a dream of security is the actor , compared to these. “应该是个大个子戴着个牛头头套,就是现在很流行的那种鱼头人头套同款,身上戴着假肌肉。”其中一个保安的梦想是当演员,对这些比较懂。 He also put on various strange items to work as the group to develop, has played third fiddle, because settled the group to develop violently a younger sister, after travelling, in the relation in Chao the lying low head, discovered afterward that younger sister has not reported to the police, even possibly does not know that is who stirred up to settle her. 他也曾经穿着奇奇怪怪的各种道具当过群演,跑过龙套,因为激安了群演中的一个妹子,跑路后联系上了于超躲风头,后来发现那个妹子没有报警,甚至可能不知道到底是谁激安了她。 After crest of wave, discovered, when the group develops has not worked under the ultra elder brother hand natural comfortable, then remained, the person of committing a crime is easier in Chao to trust, quick entered the public preservation corps, becomes one of the core teams, then he knows, the experience of this group of people are similar, letting the person has to admire the skill that in Chao scrapes together the talent. 风头过后,发现当群演没有在超哥手底下做事潇洒自在,便留了下来,犯过事的人更容易得于超信任,很快就进入了保安队,成为了核心团队之一,然后他才知道,这伙人的经历都差不多,让人不得不佩服于超网罗人才的本事。 „What isn't this these...... dies of thirst?” “这不就是那些……什么什么渴死吗？” „What meaning dies of thirst?” “渴死什么意思？” „Does not see, like Journey to the West that frequently strangely some children put on, inside The Legend and Hero person? Does this matter to call dead of thirst.” “不是常常看见一些小孩穿的奇奇怪怪的,像西游记,封神榜里边的人？做这种事就叫渴死。” The securities are chatting, actually the discovery ox head person walks directly toward them. 保安们正闲聊着,却发现牛头人径直向他们走来。 The body of ox head person incessantly is big, he walks from the ray bright corridor, enters bottom of the building, the light shadow as if crawls on the ground, actually swallowed the shadow of securities, the majestic body felt the constriction, just like the demon god overlooks mole,crickets and ants. 牛头人的身材不止是高大,他从光线明亮的过道走来,进入大楼底部,淡淡的影子仿佛在地上爬行,却把保安们的影子都吞噬掉了,雄壮的身躯充满压迫感,恍如魔神俯瞰蝼蚁。 „Do you...... you do?” “你……你干什么？” Securities this time had thought that is not very right, does not know that is the ray issue, always felt the ox head person wears is not the headgear, the spot of ox head and body connection is natural, like was really in the person body steadily a good head. 保安们这时已经觉得很不对劲了,不知道是不是光线的问题,总觉得牛头人戴的不是头套,牛头和身体连接的部位非常自然,就像真的是人身躯上长了个牛脑袋。 The ox head person whole body only wore pants, naked upper body that just like the muscle of granite carving, the thigh thick arm, just like the variation scary bat muscle, makes people think that he can tear into shreds momentarily, rubs the dregs. 牛头人全身只穿了一条裤子,赤裸的上身那犹如花岗岩雕刻的肌肉,大腿粗的胳膊,犹如变异的骇人蝙蝠肌,都让人觉得他随时可以把人撕碎,揉搓成渣。 „«Iron wall Hell after» records, Buddha word: My every day/sees the sky servant unfilial parents, not matter monk Daoist disrespecting elder, do not fear the county magistrate to forbid, does not fear this life later generation, not startled does not fear. If Cao people dies enters the hell, side the person will soon dispatch to be at to the Yama.” The ox head person stands before the securities body, read scrip­tures slowly. “《铁城泥犁经》记载,佛言:我见天下人不孝父母,不事沙门道人不敬长老,不畏县官禁戒,不畏今世后世者,不惊不恐。如是曹人死即入泥犁,旁即将人遣至阎罗所在。”牛头人站在保安们身前,缓缓念了一段经文。 The ox head person has no movement of violence, does not have the language of threat, but read the scrip­tures, when let the person felt strange, then was actually afraid, demons and monsters that after all can pray to Buddha, in the television was the good people. 牛头人没有任何暴力的动作,也没有威胁的语言,只是念经文,更让人觉得奇怪之余,倒不是那么害怕了,毕竟会念佛的妖魔鬼怪,在电视里都是好人。 „Brother, what's the matter?” The security is emboldening to ask, seizes the chance to size up the ox head person neck and shoulder nearby spot. “老兄,你怎么回事？”保安壮着胆子问道,趁机打量着牛头人脖子和肩膀附近的部位。 „Side the person will soon dispatch to be at to the Yama, by this character, is not nearby meaning, side the ox head person but who refers, his name said.” The ox head person referred to oneself, „also said that your criminals settle, will be sent you to the hell by me, sees the Yama...... to fear that your book read little, I explained that the hell was the hell.” “旁即将人遣至阎罗所在,这个旁字,并不是旁边的意思,而是指的牛头人,他的名字就叫旁。”牛头人指了指自己,“也就说你们这些人犯了事,将由我送你们去地狱,见阎罗……怕你们书读得少,我解释一下,泥犁即地狱。” Did not speak to install the expert, the truly frightening crazy demon, was quiet, word not at earliest convenience under extreme methods, this was the securities usually mixes the life experience that the society learned. 不说话才能装高手,真正让人恐惧的狂魔,都是寡言少语,一言不合就下死手,这是保安们平常混社会总结出来的人生经验。 This ox head person also chanted scripture, explains the scrip­tures, no one asked that he also introduced oneself, can words so many be the experts? Listened to him to say one in any case at sixes and sevens, although he hit must deliver everyone to see the Yama the reputation, in the securities heart that has not instead been afraid. 这个牛头人却又是念经,又是解释经文,没人问他还自我介绍,话这么多能是高手？反正听他说了一番乱七八糟的,尽管他打着要送大家去见阎罗的名头,保安们心中反而没有那么害怕了。 „Buddy, whom do you frighten? Come, you send me to the hell, long is so big, I have not seen the Yama master, is seeing him, I must ask but actually......” “哥们,你吓唬谁呢？来,你送我去地狱,长这么大,我还没见过阎罗爷,见着他了,我倒要问问……” The ox head person not saw that for the first time rampant generation so requests, he is also willing to satisfy the opposite party, therefore puts out a hand, picked from the shoulder the head of person of speech. 牛头人并非第一次见到嚣张之辈如此要求,他也很愿意满足对方,于是伸手过去,把说话之人的头从肩膀上摘了下来。 „I must ask that but actually......” that head is opening mouth in the hand of ox head person, the sound stops suddenly, on the mouth the lower jaw moves, as to speak the words, actually discovered panic-stricken oneself condition probably unprecedented is not quite right, his eye final split vision sees, oneself is probably hanging, the body actually wells up the blood like the fountain, fell down...... “我倒要问问……”那个头颅在牛头人的手中张着嘴,声音戛然而止,嘴巴上下颌动,似乎想要把话说话,却惊恐地发现自己的状态好像前所未有的不太对,他眼睛最后的余光瞅见,自己好像是悬空的,身体却像喷泉一样涌血,倒在了地上…… Other securities see this scene, only thought that in the ear buzzes, as if there is fright to absorb the mortal form BGM to resound, the form of ox head person such as the mountain oppression, making people feel that escapes not to be possible to escape, the both feet becomes tender to fall down shortly, the people quickly grasps the meaning of something to call out in alarm to run in the direction of elevator. 其他保安看到这一幕,只觉得耳朵里嗡嗡作响,仿佛有惊魂摄魄的BGM响起,牛头人的身影如山压迫,让人感觉逃无可逃,双脚发软眼看就要倒在地上,众人一个激灵惊叫着往电梯的方向跑去。 The ox head person has not pursued immediately, the people run in the elevator smoothly, saw that the elevator door must close, this looked at each other in blank dismay grows implored the one breath, discovered that other person ghastly pale look, the whole body trembled, the pupil enlarges to must blast open to be the same in the eyeball. 牛头人并没有马上追赶,众人顺利地跑进电梯里,眼看着电梯门就要关上,这才面面相觑地长吁了一口气,发现其他人都面无人色,浑身发抖,瞳孔放大到要在眼球里炸裂一样。 Although everyone usually does to beat and scold the tyrannical matter a lot, who sees pulling the head/number of people scene? In the movie such scene are few, extremely will hit the code bloody. 尽管大家平常没有少做打骂暴虐之事,但谁见过把人头给扯下来的场景？电影里这样的场景都少,太过血腥会打码。 Now knows, hits the code necessary actually, his mother was too scary! With some action movies, hitting the code to maintain the audience fantasizes and desire happily is the same, for everyone's good! 现在都知道了,打码其实是有必要的,太他妈吓人了啊！就跟有的动作片,打码是为了维护观众美好的幻想和欲望一样,都是为了大家好啊！ „How hasn't elevator moved?” In the elevator theater box only then the sudden respite sound, some people discover some little time crazily according to the floor button, but the elevator simply has not operated the sound. “电梯怎么没动？”电梯厢里只有急剧的喘息声,好一会才有人发现狂按楼层按钮,但电梯根本没有运行动静。 Just liked the Harbin sausage finger card sturdily in the elevator cracks in a door, then the elevator door then by the switchroom, ox head person that great body crushed into the elevator, the bull horn of his top of the head in elevator theater box crown scrubbing, destroyed the flare glistened suddenly brightly. 一根粗壮犹如哈尔滨红肠似的手指头卡在了电梯门缝中间,然后电梯门便被扳开,牛头人那伟岸的身躯挤进了电梯,他头顶的牛角在电梯厢顶部刮擦,把照明灯破坏的忽闪忽亮。 Elevator upward. 电梯上行。 After a while, arrives at the attic, the ox head person walks from the elevator, toward hanging „general manager” room of house number plate was walking. 过了一会,到达顶楼,牛头人从电梯中走出来,往挂着“总经理”门牌的房间走了进去。 in Chao snort/hum the drama, is watching the piece of flower drum opera. 于超正在哼着戏曲,看花鼓戏的片。 This piece is not the proper comedy movie, but is the small teams of some home racket action movies he looks, custom-made that film, inside male and female actor wears the clothing of flower drum opera, traditional «Liu Haikan Firewood» and so on play reorganized. 这种片不是正经的喜剧片,而是他找的国内一些拍动作片的小团队,定制的那种片子,里边的男女演员穿着花鼓戏的服装,把传统的《刘海砍樵》之类的戏剧改编了。 Will have this hobby , because in Chao in childhood in the old mountainous area, the cultural activity will be extremely defective, only will then hold the white celebration time, the people in mourning will invite a team performance of late flower drum opera, will accompany the deceased to be buried the last evening before the folks centralism. 会有这种爱好,是因为于超小时候在旧化的山区里,文娱活动极其欠缺,只有办白喜事的时候,丧家会请一晚花鼓戏的团队表演,把父老乡亲集中来陪伴逝者入土前的最后一晚。 in Chao to a flower drum opera actor impression is profound, he sees when the backstage she changes the clothes, the clothing half solution reveals partly wipes the milk-white bosom also to have that becoming known leg, becomes in the ultra puberty innumerable fantasy release desire the scene. 于超对其中一个花鼓戏演员印象深刻,他在后台看到她换衣服时,衣衫半解露出的半抹酥胸还有那大白腿,成为了于超青春期无数次幻想中释放欲望的场景。 When he was rich and powerful, he has also thought must look for that flower drum opera actor, but is eventually difficult to seek the trail, even if found thought still when people grow old become worthless, when the youngster mood can make oneself neglect her layer upon layer wrinkle and loose skin? 等他有钱有势了,他也有想过要去找那个花鼓戏演员,但终究难寻踪迹,即便找到了想必也人老珠黄,少年时的情怀能否让自己忽略她层层皱纹与松散的皮肤？ „Watches the piece?” The ox head person walks, the bull horn guard a door hitting one piece, making him somewhat regret, actually the bull horn do not need entire is so big, same power and prestige. “看片呢？”牛头人走进来,牛角又把门给撞下来一片,让他不禁有些后悔,其实牛角不用整这么大,也一样威风。 „What thing?” in Chao frightens trembles, hurries to give to put on the pants, puts out a hand to put out one from nearby drawer 54, toward this ox head person is a spear/gun. “什么玩意？”于超吓得哆嗦,赶紧把裤子给提上,伸手就从旁边的抽屉里拿出一把五四,朝着这牛头人就是一枪。 What a pity, even if the well-trained professional, the hit probability still polar region that opens fire hastily, in Chao fires multiple shots, only then a spear/gun, because the muzzle did not raise carefully hit the bull horn. 可惜,即便是训练有素的专业人士,仓促开枪的命中率也极地,于超连开数枪,只有一枪因为枪口不小心抬高才击中了牛角。 Watches the movie soap opera time, people often complained the both sides dozen of empty magazines of gun battle are also a spear/gun not, actually that was the real scene. 看电影电视剧的时候,人们常常吐槽枪战的双方打空弹匣也是一枪未中,其实那便是真实的场景。 „You know why I do want to kill you?” The ox head person asked. “你知道我为什么要杀你吗？”牛头人问道。 „...... Doesn't know?” The magazine hits spatially, in ultra changes the magazine without enough time, before the ox head person already arrives at his body, in Chao is fearful and apprehensive. “不……不知道啊？”弹匣打空,于超来不及换弹匣,牛头人已经走到他身前,于超心惊胆颤。 „That is good. I watch in the television always some people to before the murder, why told the opposite party to kill him, said that must make the opposite party be a clear ghost. I felt strange, lets inexplicableness that he dies, bewilderment of dying, isn't the aggrievedness of dying more interesting?” “那就好。我看电视里总有人要在杀人前,告诉对方为什么杀他,说要让对方做个明白鬼。我就奇怪了,让他死的不明不白,死的莫名其妙,死的憋屈不是更有意思吗？” Then, the ox head person took off in Chao the head. 说完,牛头人摘下了于超的脑袋。 in Chao the head rolls on the ground, rolled turning round, the eye was staring at the ox head person intently, died with injustice unredressed. 于超的头颅在地上滚动,滴溜溜地滚了一圈,眼睛直愣愣地盯着牛头人,死不瞑目。 The ox head person is Liu Changan( because many people do not even know that zombie king is also Liu Changan, explained especially). 牛头人便是刘长安(由于很多人甚至不知道僵尸王也是刘长安,特地说明一下)。 Liu Changan cleaned up wealthy Shucai Corporation, has not discovered fish slip through, the company also has the proper staff, but these are responsible to the proper staff who Duke consults with, at this time had not come to go to work. 刘长安把富裕蔬菜公司清理了一遍,没有发现漏网之鱼,公司也不是没有正经员工,但那些负责对公接洽的正经员工,这时候都还没有来上班。 He loaded into the clay jar a founder and core team of entire wealthy Shucai Corporation, again after outside the clay jar cleans, loaded into the snake leather bags. 他把一整个富裕蔬菜公司的创始人与核心团队都装进了陶罐,再把陶罐外面清洗以后,装进了一个个蛇皮袋里。 The snake leather bag also arrived in another washing room to clean, was packed in bags with the plastic, installed a snake leather bag again, this returned on the vehicle. 蛇皮袋也到另外一个洗漱室里清洗了一遍,用塑料袋装好,再装一层蛇皮袋,这才都放回了车上。 Does that is very necessary, if the vehicle interior contaminates the bloodstain, basically is unable thoroughly to eliminate, would examining DNA to come, this is the ironclad proof in many cases, Professor Liu Jianshe is engaged in the biological research industry many years, this general knowledge will not understand. 这么做是很有必要的,车子内部要是沾染上血迹,基本上是无法彻底清除的,总会检验出DNA来,这便是许多案件里的铁证,刘建设教授从事生物研究行业多年,不会连这种常识都不懂。 Li Hongfang is very easy-to-use, he also wants to use to be very long, does not want to make her annoy to trouble. 李洪芳很好用,他还想用上很久,不想让她惹上麻烦。 After completing these things, Liu Changan takes off to knit to pack the pants and shoes, the waist wears the shirt and coat that oneself took off, drove in the vehicle the community, he abutted the wall to stop to avoid the monitoring of wealthy Shucai Corporation. 做完这些事情以后,刘长安把裤子和鞋子脱下来打包装好,腰间围着自己原来脱下来的衬衣和外套,把车子开回了小区里,他紧靠着墙壁停车就是为了避开富裕蔬菜公司的监控。 Will stay behind as for the traces somewhat, but also has nothing, Liu Changan is driving to circle near the Xiang River, processes the clay jar as usual, in this rushes home, after all does not have certain position and importance, does not have the qualifications to bury in the community wutong tree peripheral. 至于蛛丝马迹多多少少是会留下一点的,但也没什么,刘长安开着车在湘江边绕了一圈,照例处理掉陶罐,这才赶回家里,毕竟没有一定的身份地位和重要性,是没有资格埋在小区梧桐树周边的。 At this time he most was worried is, Zhou Shuling according to his method processing carp, this little mother has not always liked inventing various types „new vegetable/dish”, who knows how she will toss about the Liu Changan beloved small carp? 这时候他最担心的就是,周书玲没有按照他的法子处理鲫鱼,这个小妈妈总喜欢发明各种“新菜”,谁知道她会怎么折腾刘长安心爱的小鲫鱼？