ITI :: Volume #10

#924: Meddlesome Liu Changan


您可以在百度里搜索“我真的长生不老妙笔阁(imiaobige.com)”查找最新章节! Da Vinci, Newton, Einstein, Chen Ning Yang, Zhu Juntang, Shangguan Dandan, Zhou Shuling and Zhou Dongdong and the others the experiences told us, self-confident cannot enhance the learning capability, was the learn/study good, mainly looks at the talent, rather than looked self-confidently. 达芬奇,牛顿,爱因斯坦,杨振宁,竹君棠,上官澹澹,周书玲周咚咚等人的经历告诉我们,自信并不能够提升学习能力,学习好不好,主要是看天赋,而不是看自信。 Three years of spring king in February/two months, Jisi, day has food it. In March/three months the age fifth heavenly stem defends, the Son of Heaven collapses. The summer Xinmao, your died in April. The autumn, the Wu child asked to present a gift to the family of the deceased to help with funeral matters. In August Gengchen, Song and dying. The winter ten have in February/two months, simultaneous/uniform Hou, the Uncle Zheng pledge in stone door. The last of the ten Heavenly Stems end, buried Song Mu......” “三年春王二月,己巳,日有食之。三月庚戊戍,天王崩。夏四月辛卯,君氏卒。秋,武氏子来求赙。八月庚辰,宋公和卒。冬十有二月,齐侯,郑伯盟于石门。癸末,葬宋穆公……” Shangguan Dandan read the Zhou Dongdong text, she is reading the first-grade simplest text, does not have any to direct, Shangguan Dandan thinks, then carried «Spring and Autumn Period», to show that oneself has the high-end literary instruction ability, is only at the schoolwork of help first grade elementary student useless. 上官澹澹看了看周咚咚的课文,她在读一年级最简单的课文,也没有什么好指点的,上官澹澹想了想,便背了一段《春秋》,以显示自己拥有高端的文学指导能力,只是在帮助一年级小学生的功课上没什么用罢了。 Elder Sister Dandan, what are you reading?” Zhou Dongdong felt that heard «Journey to the West», hoop-tightening incantation that Monk Tang read. 澹澹姐姐,你在读什么呀?”周咚咚感觉听到了《西游记》里,唐僧念的紧箍咒。 Thinking, the Zhou Dongdong textbook is falling on the ground, she put out a hand to grasp the head, because oneself was little friend Sun Wukong, heard the hoop-tightening incantation also to meet the head pain. 这么想着,周咚咚的课本掉在了地上,她伸手抱住了头,因为自己是小朋友孙悟空,听到紧箍咒也会脑袋痛。 Useless thing...... many people half a lifetime studies not the clear text. I saw near vegetable plot that fence yesterday evening, there is a mulberry tree to extend half to look at me, we picked the mulberry to eat.” Shangguan Dandan suggested. “没什么用的东西……很多人大半辈子都学不明白的课文。我昨天晚上看到菜地那块的围墙边上,有棵桑树伸了半个头过来看我,我们去摘桑葚吃吧。”上官澹澹建议道。 Good!” Zhou Dongdong bridges over in the textbook of ground, grasps small fist both hands left Yaoyou to shake, very follows with ease happily behind the buttocks of Shangguan Dandan. “好呀!”周咚咚跨过掉在地上的课本,握着小拳头双手左摇右晃,十分轻松愉快地跟在上官澹澹的屁股后面。 Facts showed, regarding most children, must make them learn/study well, Sir's urging must have. 事实证明,对于绝大多数小朋友来说,要让他们好好学习,大人的督促是少不了的。 Liu Changan also fully realizes this point, but he has not thought that the oneself front leg just had/left the community, back leg Shangguan Dandan brought Zhou Dongdong to pick the mulberry. 刘长安也深知这一点,只是他没有想到自己前脚刚出了小区,后脚上官澹澹就带着周咚咚去摘桑葚了。 For a long time, Liu Changan was worried after Liu Biaobiao lives, with Zhu Juntang, Zhou Dongdong and the others played, side is also standing Shangguan Dandan that holds the heat preservation pot, then makes all gestation period education of Qin Yanan drain sufficiently. 长久以来,刘长安都担心刘瀌瀌生下来以后,和竹君棠,周咚咚等人玩耍,旁边还站着一个抱保温壶的上官澹澹,便足以让秦雅南的所有孕期教育付诸东流。 After riding the electric car is leaving the community, the Liu Changan heroic bearing ghost crisply gallops on the open street, the morningtide vehicles are scarce, the pedestrian is few, he is not so shamefacedly is certainly difficult to stop to escape, but wants to go to the food market that Shangguan Dandan thinks to try one's luck a bit faster. 骑着电动车离开小区以后,刘长安英姿煞爽地驰骋在空阔的街道上,晨间车辆稀少,行人更是寥寥,他当然不是上官澹澹想的那样羞愧难遏而逃,只是想快点去菜市场碰碰运气。 Shangguan Dandan said that must build up one's health to Zhou Shuling, worries completely blindly, Zhou Shuling does not need to build up one's health, even if must make up, is not that reason of Shangguan Dandan understanding. 上官澹澹说要给周书玲补身子,完全是瞎操心,周书玲不需要补身子,就算要补,也不是上官澹澹理解的那种原因。 Speaking of the woman builds up one's health, Liu Changan remembered carp lifeform, the carp that the city person eats daily, is the big carp of artificial aquaculture, the physique big flavor is pale, no matter is used to make the traditional radish thread carp soup to steam, the flavor is quite ordinary. 说到女人补身子,刘长安就想起了鲫鱼这种生物,城里人日常吃的鲫鱼,都是人工养殖的大鲫鱼,块头大味道淡,不管是用来做传统的萝卜丝鲫鱼汤还是清蒸,味道都相当一般。 The carp must eat the small carp, has of growing up, but is in rural small pond the natural growth. 鲫鱼还是要吃小鲫鱼,不是没有长大的那种,而是农村小水塘里自然成长的。 Before under the village life, to the summer the festival, the man in village liked in the pond or the river particularly in the fall frequently takes a bath, then pulled out to pat in the stone seam while convenient, can catch many carps, then covered in the pants crotch brings back to the home. 以前在农村生活的时候,尤其是到了夏秋季节,村里的男人常常喜欢下水塘或者河里洗澡,然后顺便在石头缝里掏掏摸摸,就能抓到不少鲫鱼,然后捂在裤裆里带回家。 Sometimes can also harvest the eel, the soft-shelled turtle, crab these things, moon/month these things were not the rarity, the will of the people were simple and honorable that year, so long as you were not pond contract household of breeding grass carp silver carp these that grasped, can take away directly. 有时候还能收获黄鳝啊,甲鱼,螃蟹这些东西,那年月这些东西也不是什么稀罕物,人心淳朴,只要你不是抓的水塘承包户放养的草鱼鲢鱼这些,都可以直接拿走。 Now lives in the city, wants to eat several wild small carps to be difficult, only then the food market often has to enter a city to sell the fish the peasant household, is taking along some small carps, often takes by person hold/container Yuan, therefore buys to obtain, must look at the luck, but must catch up early. 现在生活在城市里,想要吃几尾野生小鲫鱼都难,只有菜市场常常有进城卖鱼的农户,捎带着一些小鲫鱼,往往是一拿出来就被人包圆,所以买不买得到,既要看运气,还要赶得早。 For small carp, even always leisurely Liu Changan, still has to ride the electric car to hurry along, this probably is the so-called ceremony feeling. 为了小鲫鱼,即便是向来悠哉悠哉的刘长安,也不得不骑着电动车赶路了,这大概就是所谓的仪式感吧。 Arrives at the food market, by the corridor of wall on, slightly turned fights just stopped, back the master pulled open the rain tarp, took a keg to place the ground, Liu Changan raises one's head to look, was really the wild carp of jumping for joy, the back surfaces slightly, turns over/stands up the silver scale that revealed also to exude some golden light, the belly was the snow white, new and delicious appearance. 来到菜市场,挨着墙壁的过道上,一辆小翻斗刚刚停下,师傅拉开后边的雨篷布,拿了一个小桶放在地上,刘长安伸头过去看,果然是活蹦乱跳的野鲫鱼,后背略微露出水面,翻身露出的银鳞还泛着些金光,肚皮更是雪白,新鲜而好吃的样子。 I wanted.” “我都要了。” Liu Changan has not spoken with enough time, a young female said with joy, happen to gives my sister-in-law to send the milk.” 刘长安还没来得及说话,一个年轻女子喜滋滋地说道,“正好给我嫂子发奶。” Sends the milk...... this actually proper matter, Liu Changan has not put out a hand to rob directly, with discussing the tone said, beautiful woman, actually the pig's feet soybean soup, the peanut spareribs soup, the black chicken soup, has the similar effect.” 发奶啊……这倒是正经事,刘长安也没有直接伸手抢走,用商量的语气说道,“美女,其实猪蹄黄豆汤,花生排骨汤,乌鸡汤,都有同样的效果。” My sister-in-law does not like eating these.” Knows that wants to snatch the carp with oneself, the young female tone refuted lightly. “我嫂子不爱吃那些。”知道是想和自己抢鲫鱼的,年轻女子语气淡淡地反驳。 You do not need to want, to divide my half, I also get up early to look especially am cherishing the thing.” Liu Changan continues to discuss, if the opposite party opposed, he will also leave peacefully, who makes others first open the mouth “那你也没有必要全要,分我一半吧,我也是特地早起找着稀罕玩意的。”刘长安继续商量道,如果对方反对,他也会安静地离开,谁让别人先开口呢 So long as the opposite party is well-founded does not lose the politeness, Liu Changan is also insufficient to let her hold/container Yuan carp stopper her mouths. 只要对方有理有据不失礼貌,刘长安也不至于把鲫鱼一条条都塞她嘴里让她包圆。 The young female then did not turn the head to look at Liu Changan patiently, the eye pupil of vision to Liu Changan, only thought that eye just like the pearl of laundering limpidly, in the light dawn, made noise by the noisy food market, this young man had/left the dust unexpectedly like the jade, particularly by when that slender nape of the neck, the trace of that collar bone let the person cannot help but imagined him to pant for breath the attractive rhythm unexpectedly. 年轻女子这才不耐烦地转头看了一眼刘长安,目光对上刘长安的眼眸,只觉得那双眼睛清澈犹如水洗的珍珠,在淡淡的晨光里,喧闹嘈杂的菜市场旁边,这个年轻男人竟然出尘如玉,尤其是那修长的脖颈旁边,那锁骨的痕迹竟然让人不由得想象他喘息时诱人的律动。 Line...... is the line, carp insufficient words that but I buy, my sister-in-law milk is insufficient, my mother and my brother are agitated, perhaps will scold me, in my heart puts in great inconvenience, must find a person to say.” young female cheeks slightly red, after all this truth is very forced. “行……是行,但是我买的鲫鱼不够的话,我嫂子奶不够,我妈和我哥就烦躁,说不定会骂我,我心中委屈,总得找个人说说。”年轻女子脸颊微红,毕竟这番道理十分牵强。 The forced truth was also the truth, Liu Changan then put out the cell phone, the young male university student of new times, while the learned protected oneself, where can not understand the repertoires of these women, wasn't finds the way to want his WeChat? 牵强的道理也是道理,刘长安便拿出了手机,新时代的年轻男大学生,在学会保护自己的同时,哪能不懂这些女人们的套路,不就是想办法要他的微信吗? After adding WeChat mutually, the young female pays money, divided Liu Changan half, then makes Liu Changan give the red packet on WeChat to her. 互加了微信以后,年轻女子付了钱,分了刘长安一半,然后让刘长安在微信上给她发红包。 The small carp cherishes the thing, but is six money one jin (0.5 kg), a total of 20 dollars, Liu Changan paid ten dollars, how many milligram carps of did he buy? After this topic average person wants Baidu, will do. 小鲫鱼是稀罕玩意,但就是六块钱一斤,总共二十块钱,刘长安出了十块钱,请问他买到了多少毫克的鲫鱼呢?这个题目一般人都要百度以后才会做。 Liu Changan thinks that this topic, the preparation goes back to test Zhou Dongdong. 刘长安想到这个题目,准备回去考一考周咚咚 Bought the carp, Liu Changan transferred in the food market, bought the lettuce and spring bamboo shoots walks, saw that the wall had a woman to set up a booth, one bag of green peppers that a 30-year-old capable man, the handle woman suspended kicking to turn. 买完鲫鱼,刘长安在菜市场里转了一圈,买了莴苣和春笋走出来,看到墙边有个女人摆了个摊,一个30多岁的精壮男人,一脚把女人摆出来的一袋青椒给踢翻了。 Who makes you sell the hot pepper?? Who makes you sell?” Men shouted, while is stepping on and kicking to one bag of green peppers. “谁让你卖辣椒的?啊?谁让你卖的?”男人一边喊,一边对着一袋青椒又踩又踢。 I...... I...... I am looked good that now the local hot pepper listing sells, your you have not apportioned my hot pepper, I entered a point...... woman to shake the suo suo to say on oneself, putting out a hand to protect oneself that bag of green peppers, was actually just stepped the palm by the man, immediately sent out a pitiful yell. “我……我……我是看现在本地辣椒上市卖的好,你你们没分给我辣椒,我就就自己进了一点……”女人抖抖索索地说道,伸手想去护住自己的那袋青椒,却刚好被男人一脚踩住手掌,顿时发出一声惨叫。 The men have not actually loosened the hand, instead makes an effort to step, the surrounding stall keeper encircled, the facial expression varies, some people put out a hand to build the arm of man, also had not said that anything let loose. 男人却没有松开手,反而用力踩住,周围的摊贩围了过来,神情各异,有人伸手搭了搭男人的手臂,却又没说什么地放开了。 You favored, was not I bullies her, was she went bad the custom!” The men snort/hum, loosened the palm of woman, referred to the surroundings, what can sell what to be unsellable, doesn't know? To die!” “你们都看好了啊,不是我欺负她,是她坏了规矩!”男人哼了一声,松开女人的手掌,指了指周围,“什么能卖什么不能卖,不知道啊?想死是吧!” Ultra elder brother, ok, in her family/home difficult......” “超哥,算了吧,她家里难啊……” You confiscated this bag of hot pepper, she does not know that you can come today, otherwise definitely does not dare.” “你没收了她这袋辣椒,她不知道你今天会过来,不然肯定不敢。” You calm down, exactly mouth betel nut.” “你消消气,恰口槟榔。” The people are persuading, the woman entreated to see the ultra elder brother, about looked, hopes for that everyone helped her speak the word of praise again. 众人劝说着,那女人哀求地看着超哥,又左右看了看,希冀大家再帮她说说好话。 Liu Changan walked, this woman half a head white hair, disorderly and grips at will, body also moistens many vegetable leaves, the palm is becoming emaciated like the chicken feet, reveals the timid anxious appearance that the whole person shrinks, her physical age probably less than 40, but the semblance seemingly says 50-60 now similarly. 刘长安走了过去,这个女人半头白发,凌乱而随意地扎起来,身上还沾着不少菜叶,手掌消瘦如同鸡爪,整个人畏畏缩缩的露出怯弱不安的模样,她的实际年龄大概都不到四十,但现在外表看上去说50-60都差不多。 Liu Changan as if saw has not met oneself Zhou Shuling. 刘长安仿佛看到了没有遇见自己周书玲 Ultra elder brother person is so-called vegetable/dish tyrant, in the food market can sell anything, cannot sell anything, sells sells little calculation that was said by them. 超哥这种人就是所谓的“菜霸”,菜市场里能卖什么,不能卖什么,卖多卖少都由他们说的算。 Their methods are the low price receive the vegetable/dish of farmer generally, stall keeper who the high price produces goods to the food market, when some people of vegetables/dishes that responded the farmer rotten could not sell in the place, in the market bought the corresponding vegetable/dish turned several times of prices, generally is the vegetable/dish tyrant in inside obstructs. 他们的手段一般就是低价强收种植户的菜,高价出货给菜市场的摊贩,当有人反应种植户的菜烂在地里卖不出去,而在市场上买相应的菜又翻了几倍价格的时候,一般就是菜霸在里面作梗。 Not next, went bad the custom again, breaks your another leg.” The ultra elder brother raised that bag of hot pepper, did not facilitate to work as surface processing of so many people, when she quit work in the afternoon tidies up again. “没下次了啊,再坏了规矩,把你另一条腿也打断。”超哥提起那袋辣椒,也不方便当着这么多人的面处理,等她下午收摊再收拾。 The ultra elder brother raises the hot pepper to leave, works must speak the idea wisdom, when everyone's surface hits the person truly to set up to warn that others do not go bad the custom, but is easy troublesome, might as well make everyone discover afterward, the person of bad custom did not have suddenly, or lacks the arm to break the leg inexplicably, has the deterrent force. 超哥提着辣椒离开,做事还是要讲点子智慧,当大家的面打人确实能够立威警告其他人不要坏了规矩,但容易出麻烦,不如事后让大家发现,坏规矩的人忽然没了,或者不明不白地缺胳膊断腿,更有威慑力。 Later do not do this matter!” Was just still persuading the ultra elder brother's stall keeper, said to the woman ill-humoredly. “你以后可别干这事了!”刚刚还在劝说超哥的摊贩,没好气地对女人说道。 Yes, ultra elder brother one annoyed, you will implicate our, when the time comes gives our bad vegetables/dishes, how to sell?” “是啊,超哥一恼火,你会连累我们的,到时候给我们差的菜,怎么卖啊?” You hurry, a while the ultra elder brother comes back, perhaps looks that you must get angry, how long did no one dare not to press the assignment to sell the vegetable/dish secretly?” “你赶紧回去吧,等会儿超哥回来,说不定看着你还得发火,多久没人敢不按分配私自卖菜了?” After the people are cacophonous, then dispersed, the woman sits in same place, presses the leg partly to squat, wipes the face to raise the head, showed the smile, said to Liu Changan that also stands, does grocery shopping, has a look, fresh.” 众人七言八语后便散了,女人愣愣地坐在原地,按着腿半蹲,擦了擦脸抬起头来,又露出了笑容,对还站在旁边的刘长安说道,“买菜啊,看看吧,都新鲜着呢。” Liu Changan bought some tomato and peas, after paying money, walks in the direction that ultra elder brother leaves slowly. 刘长安又买了一些西红柿和豌豆,付钱后,朝着那超哥离开的方向慢慢走去。 Got out of bed? Delivers several earthenware jars to come to me.” Liu Changan telephones to Li Hongfang. “起床了吗?给我送几个陶罐过来。”刘长安李洪芳打了个电话。
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