您可以在百度里搜索“我真的长生不老妙笔阁(imiaobige.com)”查找最新章节！ Liu Changan sat straight the body, tied the knot of chest, he fully realized that the oneself charm made one unable to dominate frequently, to avoid the Bai Hui lust smoked the heart, in being hard to obtain in the situation of his mind, acted out of desperation to think that held his body is also good, Liu Changan must appear conservative. 刘长安坐直了身体,把胸口的扣子系上,他深知自己的魅力常常让人把持不住,为了避免白茴色欲熏心,在难以得到他心灵的情况下,狗急跳墙觉得占有他的身体也不错,刘长安必须显得保守一些。 Who makes the man not say me to be able the show, can't you harass? Obviously is also the power of man, will be said artificial, yeah. 谁让男人不好说我可以骚,你不能扰呢？明明也是男人的权力,偏偏会被人说矫情,哎。 The men want the self-respect independence, understands that oneself can also to coming from female the sexual harassment says no, records to protect good oneself daily sincerely. 男人要自尊自立,明白自己也可以对来自女性的性骚扰说不,日常谨记保护好自己。 „I cultivated/repaired the chart to have a look on oneself, generally did not send.” Bai Hui spoke thoughtlessly to supplement one, specifically did not explain anything. “我修了图就自己看看,一般不发出去。”白茴随口补充了一句,也不是特别说明什么。 Liu Changan goes to the nuclear to put out to eat the fruit pulp the cherry with the excellent lips and tongue skill, puts out the oneself cell phone starting while said: „Wait, I have a look in my cell phone, these cultivate/repair with day is the confidential tone same selfie, is who sends.” 刘长安用高超的唇舌技巧把樱桃去核吐出吃掉果肉,拿出自己的手机一边开机一边说道:“等等,我看看我手机里,那些修的跟日系私房色调一样的自拍,是谁发来的。” „Do not look!” The apple muscle on Bai Hui bashful cheeks roused, put out a hand to hold down the Liu Changan cell phone, the palm delimits to rule out on the screen, does not know that must block the entire screen, thought that this can wipe off these pictures is the same. “别看！”白茴羞的脸颊上的苹果肌都鼓起来了,伸手按住刘长安的手机,手掌在屏幕上划来划去,不知道是要挡住整个屏幕,还是觉得这样能够把那些照片擦掉一样。 Liu Changan is not first time is so near to Bai Hui, can see on her cheeks the cosmetics have smudged the detail clearly, light, the young girl puts on make-up to have the appearance that without that type rich to only may observe, nearly looked coating that such as the paper-hanger processes wipes the feeling of thick liquid. 刘长安不是头一次离白茴这么近,可以清楚地看到她脸颊上化妆品涂抹过的细节,淡淡的,正是少女化妆应该有的模样,没有那种浓艳到只可远观,近看如裱糊匠加工的涂刷抹浆的感觉。 Must say that puts on make-up such as coating to wipe the thick liquid, the roll-call praises Zhou Shuling and Shangguan Dandan, these two are eminent. 要说化妆如涂刷抹浆,点名表扬一下周书玲和上官澹澹,这两人是其中翘楚。 Liu Changan formerly had praised the Bai Hui putting on make-up technology, can transform castoffs into delicaties...... to ridicule, like Liu Changan also said that often Bai Hui and Zhou Shuling looks is ordinary, is not very attractive and so on. 刘长安从前就夸赞过白茴的化妆技术,可以化腐朽为神奇……揶揄罢了,就像刘长安也常常说白茴和周书玲长得一般,不够漂亮之类的。 The Bai Hui background is very good, like the beautiful women of 80-90 ages, always has the oneself makings and facial features, the recognition is very high, will not look like many nets to pat the face to be stereotyped now. 白茴的底子很好,就像80-90年代的美人,总有自己的气质和脸型,辨识度很高,不会像现在很多网拍脸千篇一律。 Her eye is very very limpid, like the puppy that staring greatly the bright and intelligent eye and you look at each other, making one unable to bear want to find the clue make to comfort. 她的眼睛很大很清澈,就像瞪大着水汪汪的眼睛偏着头和你对视的小狗,让人忍不住想要去摸摸头抚慰一下。 „Did not look that does not look.” Liu Changan looked that she digs slightly, reveals a slit small mouth, just can inject a round of saliva dart...... he also to do that according to the theory of Zhu Juntang, belonged kisses indirectly. “不看就不看吧。”刘长安看她微微撅起,露出一丝缝隙的小嘴,刚好可以射入一发口水飞镖……他也曾经这么做过,按照竹君棠的理论,就属于间接接吻了。 Remembers Zhu Juntang, that seems fluttering flags that does not have to dissipate in invisible immediately, the theory of Zhu Juntang, but also infers another conclusion: Liu Changan spat the saliva toward her buttocks on, was equal to kissing/betrothal her buttocks, was equal to that took an oath gives loyalty to her, she becomes Wind and Thunder Sword Sect of the Nine Provinces any anything anything. 一想起竹君棠,那似有似无的一丝旖旎马上就消散于无形,竹君棠的这个理论,还推断出另外一个结论:刘长安朝她屁股上吐了口水,等于亲了她的屁股,等于宣誓向她效忠,她就成为了九州风雷剑门的啥啥啥。 She has not said, was hit by Liu Changan. 她没说完,就被刘长安打了一顿。 „Did Zhu Juntang get up? The morning is the good time of learn/study, didn't she ordinary follow at this time the Yan Qingcheng learn/study?” Liu Changan inquired. “竹君棠起来了没有？早上是学习的好时间,她平常这时候不跟着颜青橙学习吗？”刘长安询问道。 „You are how same as the guardian, day-by-day knows urges the person to study.” Bai Hui also seizing the chance stood, goes to some not to know that excessively is regrettably or is pulling the oneself apron coyly, a moment ago with Liu Changan looking at each other. “你怎么和家长一样,一天天地就知道催人学习。”白茴也趁机站了起来,偏过头去有些不知道是遗憾还是扭捏地扯着自己的围裙,刚才和刘长安对视了。 Looking at each other of such short distance, if in the idol drama, generally meets after the wedding kisses/intimate, the Bai Hui heartbeat like the thunder, does not have really occurrence such situation fortunately, will otherwise later meet to be together will be very perhaps awkward. 这么近距离的对视,如果是偶像剧里,一般都会亲亲的,白茴心跳如雷,还好没有真的发生这样的情况,不然以后见面相处说不定都会特别尴尬。 „Learn/Study and work, can be pleasing, the truly joyful matter.” Liu Changan said earnestly, „other anything plays, the bubble, drinks, pulls out the card, is as for the meat taste, is short, superficial, will bring the void, false joy.” “学习和劳动,是能够让人身心愉悦,真正快乐的事情。”刘长安认真地说道,“其他什么游戏,泡吧,喝酒,抽卡,乃至于肉味,都是短暂的,肤浅的,甚至会带来空虚感,虚假的快乐。” Jumps suddenly from ambiguous, starts to stress the learn/study, spoke the life, talked about the major principle, this was the Liu Changan daily behavior pattern, Bai Hui is not surprised. 从暧昧中突然跳出来,开始讲学习,讲人生,讲大道理,这也是刘长安的日常行为模式,白茴并不惊讶。 Other boy will discover ambiguous opportunity, will be ambiguous, even found the reason and turning point that overthrows, from this perspective, Liu Changan is not intelligent. 别的男孩子可是会发现有暧昧的机会,就会暧昧下去,甚至找到推倒的理由和契机,从这方面来看,刘长安并不聪明。 „Meat taste? What is the meat taste?” Bai Hui was also familiar with keep up with the Liu Changan rhythm, has not immersed in the ambiguous mood is too long. “肉味？肉味是什么？”白茴也习惯地跟上了刘长安的节奏,没有在暧昧的心情中沉浸太久。 He will even spit others mouth the saliva, when others eyes pupil sparkle standing on tiptoes foot, spurts others face saliva, what transition but also there is he cannot transfer? 他甚至会把口水吐到别人嘴里,在别人眼眸闪耀地踮脚时,喷别人一脸口水,还有什么转折是他转不了的？ His transition frequently is the rank of that terrestrial magnetic field rotation, can initiate the lifeform to exterminate, the analogy happened when he and girl talked, can make the fawn in girl heart be choked to death. 他的转折经常就是那种地球磁场转动的级别,能够引发生物灭绝,类比发生在他和女孩子谈话时,就是能够让女孩子心中的小鹿被掐死。 „Confucius hears Shaole, is the King Jing of Zhou 3 years, the Lu Zhaogong 25 years, his is 35 years old, escaped Qi from Lu Guo, heard Shaole.” “孔子闻韶乐,是周敬王三年,鲁昭公25年,他35岁,从鲁国逃到齐国,才听到了韶乐。” „In fact, Shaole the ancient music that 4,000-5,000 years ago are born, even if has certain position and influence Confucius at that time, was still born in Shaole nearly in 2000, 35 years old had the opportunity to hear, fully showed at that time the music appreciation completely by enjoyment of ruling circles monopoly.” “事实上,韶乐是在4,000-5,000年前诞生的古乐,即便是那时候已经有一定身份地位和影响力的孔子,也是在韶乐诞生近两千年,35岁才有机会听到,足以说明那时候音乐欣赏完全是被统治阶层垄断的享受。” „Therefore Confucius said hears Shaole, three months are not in no mood to do the woman, are such meaning, rather than three months eat the meat not to have the flavor.” Liu Changan answered. “于是孔子才说闻韶乐,三个月都没有心情搞女人,就是这么个意思,而不是说三个月吃肉都没有味道。”刘长安解释道。 „You talk nonsense!” Bai Hui stared in a big way the eye protest, Liu Changan misinterpreted some literary reference poetry anything frequently, worthily on traditional culture general knowledge course teacher to Zhu Juntang, what teacher really had to have what student! “你瞎扯淡！”白茴瞪大了眼睛抗议,刘长安经常曲解一些典故诗词什么的,不愧是给竹君棠上传统文化常识课的老师,真是有什么样的老师就有什么样的学生！ „Power and influence often is the female sexual attractiveness links. In that time, most females looks are ugly, the outstandingly beautiful beautiful woman like Shaole, is a small number of talents can enjoy. You thought that Shaole in Confucius's mind position such high, does he with eating the meat analogy?” Liu Changan beckons with the hand. “权势往往是和女色联系在一起的。在那个时代,大部分女子都长得丑,绝色美女就像韶乐一样,是少数人才能够享受到的。你觉得韶乐在孔子心目中地位如此之高,他会用吃肉来类比吗？”刘长安摆了摆手。 Bai Hui bites the lip to stare at him, Liu Changan this person most lets the place that the person feels suffocated is, you know obviously he is talking nonsense, but is actually hard reasonable feeling that will refute also to produce him to speak. 白茴咬着嘴唇盯着他,刘长安这种人最让人憋气的地方就是,你明明知道他在胡说八道,但却难以反驳还会产生他讲的很有道理的感觉。 „Do not be convinced. Now the beautiful woman is quite common, is the advance of time, the increase of level of living creates. In many film and television novel, writes the man frequently for the power and influence, discards the woman, however in the summer Shang and Zhou Spring and Autumn Period Warring States period, the charm of outstandingly beautiful beautiful woman often still above the power and influence, many men captures the power and influence, but to obtain beautiful woman.” Liu Changan pressed according to the head of Bai Hui, pressed the body short to get down her a point. “你别不服气。现在美女比较普遍,是时代的进步,生活水平的提高造成的。很多影视小说作品里,常常写男人为了权势,舍弃女人,然而在夏商周春秋战国时期,绝色美女的魅力往往还在权势之上,很多男人夺取权势,只是为了得到美女而已。”刘长安按了按白茴的头,把她按得身子都矮下去了一点。 Bai Hui is not certainly convinced, knows that Liu Changan was belched smoke by the top of the head of Zhu Juntang air/Qi frequently, is air/Qi him with the opinion of Zhu Juntang, «Guanju» that „that Little Tang said is the top second generation of rich seizes the story of daughter, is right? After all bell music it, can have bell Gu the family, grasped the ruler who «Beautiful» these kept aloof?” 白茴当然不服气,知道刘长安常常被竹君棠气的头顶冒烟,便用竹君棠的言论来气他,“那小棠说的《关雎》是顶级富二代强抢民女的故事,也是对的咯？毕竟钟鼓乐之,能够有钟鼓的家庭,就是掌握了《韶》的那些高高在上的统治者了吧？” „Actually...... she said right, the things of many becoming accustomed, think carefully, can explore the new viewpoint and connotation, this point you can the Zhu Juntang learn/study, do not let habitually use the thought to fetter the ability of oneself development imagination.” “其实……她说的没错,很多习以为常的东西,仔细想想,都能发掘出新的观点和内涵,这一点你可以向竹君棠学习下,不要让惯用思维束缚了自己拓展想象的能力。” Liu Changan said, sets out to go out toward out of the door, he always felt that Shangguan Dandan and Zhou Dongdong and other specialized eating meal people, have been calling out. 刘长安说完,起身往门外走出,他总感觉上官澹澹和周咚咚等专业吃饭人士,已经在嚎叫了。 Bai Hui is raising bamboo basket, follows to go downstairs in Liu Changan behind, this is the fruit that breakfast everyone eats together, felt eaten by a Liu Changan person a moment ago much. 白茴又提着竹篮子,跟在刘长安身后下楼,这本来是早餐大家一起吃的水果,感觉刚才被刘长安一个人就吃了不少。 Goes to the restaurant, saw that Zhou Dongdong „...... sobs in an an an”, asked Zhou Shuling, originally is her mouth has held the glass bead not to spit, and claimed that can including eat meal in the mouth, because the attitude was hit firmly. 来到餐厅,就看到周咚咚在“唵唵唵……”地一声声抽泣,问了一下周书玲,原来是她嘴里一直含着颗玻璃珠子不肯吐出来,并声称可以含在嘴里吃饭,因为态度坚决而被打了一顿。 Zhou Shuling also reported Zhou Dongdong by the sheep excrement ball buried the matter, Liu Changan was listening happily, was really a good child, very early in the morning took pleasure in serving others twice, what a pity first oneself wrong...... has not missed...... Liu Changan cannot help but to remember at the scene yesterday evening by the sheep that the sheep excrement ball submerged, has probably not miscalculated. 周书玲还汇报了周咚咚被羊粪球埋了的事情,刘长安听着就乐,真是个好孩子,一大早就两次助人为乐了,可惜第一次自己没在现场错……错过……刘长安不由得想起昨天晚上被羊粪球淹没的羊,好像也不算错过吧。 Ok, no quite happy. 算了,没什么好乐的。 „Do not be mad, sits by me.” The Liu Changan heart has intimately said to Zhou Shuling, Zhu Juntang or Zhou Dongdong, make one not be free from worry. “别气了,坐我旁边。”刘长安心有戚戚焉地对周书玲说道,无论是竹君棠还是周咚咚,都让人不省心啊。 Shangguan Dandan around the table revolutions, was taking a ruler neat that the tableware places, the spacing is unified, then slightly somewhat exhausted respite, but still arrives at the first place to sit down bravely, made a morning house job, Dandan is really industrious. 上官澹澹正在绕着餐桌转,拿了一把尺子把餐具摆放的整整齐齐,间距统一,然后略微有些疲惫的喘息,但依然昂首阔步地走到首位坐下,做了一个早上的家务活,澹澹真勤劳。 „Dandan, placed quite neat, is a bit like the feeling of that aristocrat evening banquet.” Bai Hui receives the revealing inspiration in the kitchen today somewhat, naturally praised Shangguan Dandan one. “澹澹,摆放的好整齐,有点像那种贵族晚宴的感觉。”白茴今天在厨房里多多少少受到了一点振聋发聩的启迪,自然地夸赞了上官澹澹一句。 Is speaking with Dandan, Bai Hui naturally in Shangguan Dandan started to sit down, by Liu Changan was also the nonchalant matter, everyone friend, sat casually, hopes that no one will care, Bai Hui raised the head, the vision fell on opposite Yan Qingcheng body, nods with a smile, turned the head with the Shangguan Dandan speech. 和澹澹在说话,白茴就自然地在上官澹澹的下手坐下了,挨着刘长安也是不经意间的事情,大家都朋友,随便坐的,希望没有人会在意,白茴抬起头,目光落在对面的颜青橙身上,笑着点了点头,又转头和上官澹澹说话。 Yan Qingcheng has no feelings and feeling, yesterday evening the program of Bai Hui that beef steak wind performing skill, is dizzy the Yan Qingcheng show. 颜青橙没有什么感想和感慨,昨天晚上白茴那牛排飙演技的戏码,已经把颜青橙秀晕了。 „Huihui, will you make the house job?” Shangguan Dandan considered that oneself daughter-in-law candidate, naturally is observes the palace of opposite party to fight the skill incessantly as well as whether filial oneself, Xian Shuqin good is also very important, Shangguan Dandan is satisfied with Zhou Shuling, lies in she fully conforms to „Xian Shuqin to be friendly” these characters. “茴茴,你会做家务活吗？”上官澹澹考虑自己的儿媳妇人选,当然不止是观察对方的宫斗技巧以及是否孝顺自己,贤淑勤善也是非常重要的,上官澹澹对周书玲非常满意,就在于她完全符合“贤淑勤善”这几个字。 „Meeting, the beef steak in breakfast, is I fries today.” Many girls of Bai Hui in modern metropolis is the same, does not excel at the housework specially, but also is insufficient ten fingers not to moisten spring the water, or no kitchen attempt like Zhu Juntang, actually likes displaying recklessly also thinks the culinary skill top. “会的,今天早餐里的牛排,就是我煎的。”白茴和现代都市里的许多女孩子一样,都不是特别擅长家务,但也不至于十指不沾阳春水,或者像竹君棠那样毫无厨房尝试,却喜欢肆意发挥还自认为厨艺顶级。 „I also fried the affection egg.” Fries with the mold, but only fried one, if under Zhu Juntang assigns the breakfast time, gave Liu Changan the affection egg exactly, that is purely the coincidence. “我还煎了爱心鸡蛋。”用模具煎的,但只煎了一个,如果等下竹君棠分配早餐的时候,恰好把爱心鸡蛋给了刘长安,那纯属巧合。 The beef steak and affection egg are Bai Hui fry, but this is the product of bamboo chef, because she scattered the salt particle finally above. 牛排和爱心鸡蛋是白茴煎的,但这都属于竹主厨的出品,因为她最后撒了盐粒在上面。 There is no issue, Zhu Juntang in the Baolong Centre kitchen, the chef is Zhang Jiawei, to beef steak that Zhu Juntang prepares, the entire producuction process he looks in side, finally was responsible for scattering a salt to finish up, but this was also the chef in meal list to produce the cuisine. 这并没有什么问题,竹君棠在宝隆中心的厨房,主厨是张家玮,给竹君棠准备的牛排,整个制作过程他都只是在旁边看着,最后负责撒点盐就完事,但这也属于餐单上的主厨出品菜式。 „I later will also teach you some housework life small skills, after you go back, turns on the faucet, the degree that just the good water drop, the water meter not to transfer, accumulating over a long period of time can save many water fee, money is the minor matter, but this thrifty life must be consistent with me.” Shangguan Dandan admonished seriously. “我以后也会教你一些家务生活小技巧,你回去以后,把水龙头打开,刚刚好滴水,水表又不转的程度,日积月累能够省下不少水费,钱是小事,但这种节俭的生活态度要和我一致。”上官澹澹严肃地训话。 „Good!” Bai Hui raises the hand to make an effort to nod, although her family/home that community has eliminated that type of honest water meter, just like but Shangguan Dandan said that the attitude is most important. “好的！”白茴举起手用力点头,尽管她家那个小区早就淘汰了那种老实水表,但正如上官澹澹说的,态度才是最重要的。 „Do you know, your vending machine, oneself buys every day, deposits the oneself account, so lets the plan that the business gets bigger and bigger, involves many handling charges, will accumulate over a long period of time will also waste a lot of money?” Liu Changan reminded the Shangguan Dandan brushing running water to do business the big law also to have the issue. “你知不知道,你的自动售货机,每天自己花钱购买,入账自己的账户,如此让生意越做越大的计划,其中也涉及很多笔手续费,日积月累也会浪费很多钱？”刘长安提醒上官澹澹的刷流水做生意大法也有问题。 Shangguan Dandan touched the ear of oneself, starts to give oneself to pour water to drink, she in the life small skill that the ponder was industrious and thrifty, Liu Changan said a moment ago what she has not heard completely. 上官澹澹摸了摸自己的耳朵,开始给自己倒水喝,刚才她在思考勤俭节约的生活小技巧,刘长安说什么她完全没有听到。 …… …… …… …… Thank the boss 卍 ghost to dance 17 卍 to hit to enjoy 100000 Qidian coin generously, on November 2 ten thousand character renewed expresses thanks for gift, wish boss Immortality, never death. 感谢老板卍鬼舞十七卍慷慨打赏100000起点币,11月2日万字更新谢赏,祝老板长生不老,永远不死。 The boss is not muddled! 老板不糊涂！