您可以在百度里搜索“我真的长生不老妙笔阁(imiaobige.com)”查找最新章节！ Village common coffin generally only then about 500 to 800 kilograms. 村常见的棺材一般只有500到800公斤左右。 In the village life, has experienced some people to place a coffin left side of own main room, in these others has over 60-year- old person generally. 很多在农村生活过的,都见识过有人在自家堂屋左侧摆放着一口棺材,这些人家中一般都是有超过60岁的老人。 This is a custom, surpasses 60 years old in the rural old person age, even some unhealthy over 50 years old will start to give oneself to prepare the coffin. 这是一种风俗,在农村老人年龄超过六十岁,甚至一些身体不好的五十多岁就会开始给自己准备棺材。 Was oneself accumulates the good similar lumber before, asked the carpenter to make a coffin to oneself. 在以前都是自己攒好差不多的木材,就请了木匠给自己做一口棺材。 At that time the level of living was ordinary, the birth and death met one's fate with resignation, some old people do not know when oneself will pass away suddenly, then prepared the coffin ahead of time. 那时候生活水平一般,生老病死听天由命,有些老人不知道自己什么时候会突然撒手人寰,便提前准备好棺材。 The especially those do not have the son not to have the female, after being worried about oneself dead , the mouth coffin does not have continually, naturally must prepare early, in order to avoid after dying, took a straw mat to bind, places on the shutter to lift to bury. 尤其是那些没儿没女的,担心自己死后连口棺材都没有,自然要早早准备,以免死后被人拿块草席一裹,放在门板上就抬去埋了。 The weight of coffin is a quite tasteful data, the coffin of good material will be quite naturally heavy, but undoable too greatly is also too heavy, after all must think of the person to go, sending to burying is not the light is carrying the coffin, outside also has the loading frame is very heavy. 棺材的重量是个比较讲究的数据,好材料的棺材自然会比较重,但也不能做的太大太重,毕竟还要装人进去,送去埋葬也不是光抬着棺材,外面还有装载的框架也十分沉重。 The lifting coffin of rural area, generally is the young adults in this village, needs more than ten 20 people, from family/home to tomb, near several li (0.5 km) road, far more than ten li (0.5 km), even if buries on the main house gate mountain, generally will still lift is circling in nearby village, making the deceased before entering buries has a look at the oneself hometown finally, sees the hometown person. 农村的抬棺,一般都是本村的青壮年,需要十几二十个人,从家中到墓地,近的几里路,远的十几里地,即便是葬在家门口的山上,一般也会抬着在附近的村落绕一圈,让逝者在入葬前最后看看自己的家乡,见见家乡人。 Lifted the team of coffin to pass by every household, generally the head of household of understanding, 0.1 will hang the small firecrackers to indicate that outside delivers the meaning. 抬棺的队伍路过每家每户,一般认识的户主,都会在外面点一挂小鞭炮表示送一送的意思。 Before the rural area carried the coffin is in the village the responsibility of male recruit, after all each had the old person, always had will pass away, but is the neighborhood relations in city is vanishing now incessantly, the favor contact of village was also untenable, after all more and more same village fellow villagers only then the house in the rural area, the person actually does not know how long has not come back. 以前农村抬棺是村里男壮丁的责任,毕竟每家都有老人,总有会去世的,只是现在不止是城里的邻里关系在消失,乡村的人情往来也难以维系了,毕竟越来越多的同村老乡都只有房子在农村,人却不知道多久没回来过了。 Like the hometown that the Liu Changan previous time once had a haircut, there has special product rice noodle Qingshan Town incessantly, villages were once nationally known by the PS picture blackmail, are the townships of fake card, afterward also many people took the path of telecommunication cheating. 就像刘长安上次去曾剃头的家乡,那里不止有特产米粉的青山镇,还有一个乡镇曾经以PS照片敲诈闻名全国,同时也是假证之乡,后来也有很多人走上了电信诈骗的道路。 This villages have many luxurious villas to establish in the mountains and plains village, actually does not see some people to live. 这个乡镇就有很多豪华别墅建立在山野村落之中,却不见有人居住。 Some made money, constructs a luxurious villa to indicate to return home with riches and honors in the hometown, in fact entire family moved to the city, some are entire family is doing these dishonest ways, simultaneously was grasped, is squatting in the firmness. 有的是赚钱了,在家乡建个豪华别墅表示衣锦还乡,实际上全家都搬到了城里,有的则是全家都在搞这些歪门邪道,一起被抓了,都在牢里蹲着。 Liu Changan sees these to be possible be called the village of luxurious villa to occupy, the construction cost is not low, is not the US village barracks that many people envy can compare favorably by far. 刘长安见过那些堪称豪华别墅的村居,建造成本可不低,远远不是很多人羡慕的美国乡村木板房可以媲美的。 What a pity. 可惜了。 „I was old, I build a house to the rural area. Before the house , the entire big Shuiniping is used to dry the millet, Shuiniping wants on high about one meter compared with the pond, sits can fish in Shuiniping.” Some Liu Changan expectation said. “等我年纪大了,我就到农村去盖个房子。房子前整一块大大的水泥坪用来晒谷子,水泥坪比池塘要高上一米左右,坐在水泥坪上就可以钓鱼。”刘长安有些憧憬地说道。 Although the city is good, but the village life is still unforgetable, particularly walks from the rural area, struggle half a lifetime grips the person of steady heel in the city finally, finally heart to heart read was actually in the oneself childhood memory that lands, village neighboring old friend who that life, these gradually vanished. 城市虽好,但是乡村生活依然让人难以忘怀,尤其是很多从农村走出来,奋斗半生终于在城市扎稳脚跟的人,最终心心念的却是自己童年记忆里那片土地,那种生活,那些逐渐消失的村邻故人。 „Do you have the homestead?” Shangguan Dandan sound by coffin, some jar sound jar air/Qi, she recently when Aunt Xie sales store and other mahjong gamblers, there are with little Qin change and the others look at some village life together the soap opera, understood many modern life information. “你有宅基地吗？”上官澹澹的声音透过棺材,有些瓮声瓮气的,她最近在谢婶子的小卖部等牌友的时候,有和小秦小钱等人一起看些乡村生活的电视剧,了解了更多的现代生活信息。 In the soap opera little Qin and change such old person, they left the rural area initially, settled down in the city, abandoned the household register of rural area, even if also had the ancestor room in the rural area, but did not have the homestead, wanted to repair the ancestor room or overthrows the reconstruction new home not possibly. 电视剧里正是小秦和小钱这样的老人,他们当初离开农村,在城市里定居,放弃了农村的户籍,所以即便还有祖屋在农村,但是却没有了宅基地,想要修葺祖屋或者推倒重建新房都没有可能。 „I do not have.” This actually issue, but this cannot baffle to replace the he of status and experience, the consideration then found the solution slightly, „I can with intending to bringing in the villagers signing rent agreement of city, I at every year one Yuan rent, to his rented house 70 years. He also rents to my 70 years the house in village, only needs me to plan when in his homestead builds the new home, coordinates to the village to go through the formalities on the line.” “我没有。”这倒是个问题,但是这难不倒有较多更换身份和生活经历的他,稍稍思虑便找到了解决办法,“我可以和有意向搬进城市的村民签订租房协议,我以每年一元的租金,向他出租房屋七十年。他同样把村里的房子租给我七十年,只需要我打算在他的宅基地上建新房时,配合向村里办手续就行了。” „You best look for behind a room are the villagers of mountain, then we hollow out the mountain, buries me there.” Some Shangguan Dandan anticipations kick the foot in the coffin. “那你最好找个屋子后面是大山的村民,然后我们把大山挖空,把我埋在那里。”上官澹澹有些期待地在棺材里踢脚。 „Ok, I help you cultivate/repair a mausoleum chamber in the mountain, the rank of Qinling...... consider as finished, now no one can cultivate/repair the Qinling rank the big grave.” Liu Changan is „in the world does not have difficult matter” the disposition, but the matter of this no significance, do not use energy. “行,我帮你在大山里修一个地宫,秦陵的级别……算了,现在没有人能修出秦陵级别的大墓。”刘长安原本就是“世上无难事”的心性,但是这种没有什么意义的事情,就别费劲了吧。 Many people are unable to understand that the construction of Qinling this big project is magnificent and vast, can have a look at the construction record video of Baihetan Hydroelectric Station this super project, then can know something. 很多人无法理解秦陵这种大工程的建造是何等壮观和浩大,可以去看看白鹤滩水电站这种超级工程的建造记录视频,便能略知一二了。 Let Liu Changan hollow out several mountains not to have the issue, but Qinling such tomb, what need is slow lives exquisitely, carves, sets up the innumerable scenes carefully. 让刘长安挖空几座山没有问题,但是秦陵这样的坟墓,需要的是慢工细活,精雕细琢,仔细布置无数个场景。 Shangguan Dandan her oneself, her hair applies in such scene is actually more widespread. 倒是上官澹澹她自己,她的头发在这样的场景中应用更为广泛。 „Qinling is bigger than that hole of wicked young married woman, but also is deep?” Shangguan Dandan asked curiously. “秦陵比恶婆娘的那个洞还要大,还要深吗？”上官澹澹好奇地问道。 „What?” “什么？” „You and I have played together!” “你和我一起去玩过啊！” Liu Changan responded, what Shangguan Dandan said was Su Mei in Xiangtan University that underground base. 刘长安反应过来,上官澹澹说的是苏眉在湘大的那个地下基地。 „Definitely is greatly bigger, deeply not necessarily is but actually deeper.” Liu Changan recalled, Shangguan Dandan that hole is actually very shallow, searched for her treasure to be found by Zhou Shuling casually. “大肯定更大,深倒未必更深。”刘长安回忆了一下,上官澹澹的那个洞倒是挺浅的,随便挖挖她的宝贝就被周书玲找到了。 Today she looked for Liu Changan saying that exchanged the cash the matter, should want the 10,000 dollars of Bai Hui there repertoire coming, changed into the cash to bury. 今天她找刘长安说兑换现金的事情,应该就是想把从白茴那里套路来的一万块钱,换成现金又埋进去。 Must bury as early as possible, Zhou Shuling that vegetable plot has not planted the vegetable seedling now truly, facilitates digs again buries again. 要埋得趁早,周书玲那块菜地现在还没真正种下菜苗,才方便再挖再埋。 What a pity is, Shangguan Dandan always says that she passes very astutely the day, that is not necessarily, but at protecting her treasure matter, is definitely astute, so long as she will dig will again discover passively. 可惜的是,上官澹澹总是说她把日子过得很精明,那是未必的,但在保护她的宝贝这件事情上,肯定是精明的,只要她再去挖就会发现被动过了。 Liu Changan imagined a scene: 刘长安想象了一下场景: Digs is digging, Shangguan Dandan is overly suspicious and fearful. 挖着挖着,上官澹澹疑神疑鬼。 Digs the clay jar, has not discovered right, Shangguan Dandan is burning with impatience. 挖到陶罐,已经发现不对,上官澹澹心急如焚。 Digs out the clay jar, prepared to remove the cover, the Shangguan Dandan hands and feet was icy cold. 挖出陶罐,准备揭开盖子,上官澹澹手脚冰凉。 Removed the cover, turned very quiet, the finger trembles to extend, inside the uneasy time discovery also had the thing, immediately was delighted, all came out hastily but actually, finally fell down just like is saved from death, shed bitter tears holds her treasure to find a place to dig a pit. 揭开盖子,屏住呼吸,手指发抖地伸进去,忐忑不安的时候发现里边还有东西,顿时喜出望外,连忙全部倒出来,终于瘫倒在地犹如死里逃生,痛哭流涕地抱着她的宝贝又找一个地方重新挖坑。 Yeah, really wants to hide to see such scene, was interesting. 哎,真想躲起来看到这样的场景,有意思极了。 „We do not like now in the imperial palace that big place, the small house that we live in is very good. However later the harem established truly, needs slightly big point place, for example mahjong room, sign hall, sales store, kennel, woods, vegetable plot, pond, a mountain anything must have.” Shangguan Dandan is patting the coffin wall expectation. “朕现在已经不喜欢住在皇宫那么大的地方了,我们住的小房子就很好。不过以后后宫真正成立了,还是需要稍微大点的地方,例如麻将室,牌馆,小卖部,狗舍,树林,菜地,水塘,一条山什么的都要有。”上官澹澹拍着棺材壁憧憬。 „Also must have the place to put your vending machine is right?” Liu Changan said ill-humoredly, changed a hand to hold the coffin while convenient. “还要有地方放你的自动售货机对不对？”刘长安没好气地说道,顺便把棺材换了一只手托着。 „Right!” Expressed the unusual agreement very much loudly. “对！”很大声表示非常同意。 Liu Changan and Shangguan Dandan are chatting, simultaneously sped up the footsteps, time quick many of comparing. 刘长安和上官澹澹闲聊着,同时加快了脚步,比去的时候快的多。 The tonight's matter made Liu Changan more understood to Shangguan Dandan, originally she in sober, can control her monster common hair of completely. 今天晚上的事情让刘长安对上官澹澹更多了一些了解,原来她在清醒的时候,可以完全把控她那些妖怪一般的头发。 That time came out from the Eastern Han Dynasty grave, brings one „Shangguan Dandan No. 2”, was taken cleanly by her hair, she situated in just got out of bed, blurry condition. 那次从东汉墓里出来,带来一个“上官澹澹二号”,被她的头发吸食干净,她处于刚刚起床,迷迷糊糊的状态。 Afterward water monkey was attracted the white bones, she also lay in the condition that his back was drunk. 后来的水猴子被吸成白骨,她也是趴在他后背喝醉酒的状态。 Regarding Shangguan Dandan some abilities and characteristics, Liu Changan can only the oneself observation, because inquired her on own initiative, she did not know at all either, either attended to about hopes that the thing is not willing to speak the truth, temper that this liking covers-up, was fights in the technique to foster in the palace probably for a long time gradually. 对于上官澹澹的一些能力和特点,刘长安只能自己观察,因为主动去询问她,她要么一问三不知,要么顾左右盼东西不肯说实话,这种喜欢藏着掖着的性子,大概也是长期浸淫在宫斗术里养成的。 She told Liu Changan, had a strange person to be parasited by her hair, he also thinks that she wants to pursue to eat, finally she thought Liu Changan will be interested, then can lead her to play. 原本她告诉刘长安,有个奇怪的人被她的头发寄生了,他还以为她是想追上去吃掉,结果她只是觉得刘长安会感兴趣,然后可以带着她去玩。 Liu Changan realized the unusual animals appear here unusually, wants to have a look at them thing Liu Changan that does anything...... they to do is also interested, then to reckless Liliu life, when it did something, Liu Changan then can join in the fun. 刘长安只是意识到异兽出现在这里非同寻常,想看看它们在搞什么……它们要搞的东西刘长安也感兴趣,便给胡刕留了条性命,等它搞出名堂了,刘长安便可以去凑凑热闹。 Killed reckless Li directly, that did not have following, perhaps really made this group of unusual animals make clear to catch up with the secret of corpse person, ancient times big witch who found what deep sleep and so on. 直接把胡刕杀了,那就没有后续了,说不定真让这帮异兽搞清楚赶尸人的秘密,找到什么沉睡的远古大巫之类的。 He is not a deicide, god of death that but likes joining in the fun, the murder every so often is the matter that while convenient and necessary can handle. 他又不是杀神,只是个喜欢凑热闹的死神而已,杀人很多时候都是顺便且必要才会做的事情。 Returns to the resort center, except for the staff of duty, others went to sleep peacefully, the entire building only then kitchen and other places are also turning on a light. 回到度假中心,除了值班的工作人员,其他人都已经安然入睡,整栋楼只有厨房等地方还亮着灯。 The night sky has one deep blue color to be indistinct, the quiet tourist area has to remove the world lively easy and comfortable feeling, Liu Changan placed outside the resort center the coffin. 黑夜的天空带着一种深沉的青蓝色隐隐约约,静谧的旅游区有着褪去人间繁华的安逸感,刘长安把棺材放在了度假中心外面。 This thing cannot bring to go, otherwise the staff get up to see a coffin to suspend very early in the morning here, only feared that will have a scare. 这东西不能带进去,否则工作人员一大早起来看见一口棺材摆在这里,只怕会吓一跳。 Although some people deliver that type of handicraft coffin to express „winning promotion and getting rich” the good sign, but the genuine coffin delivered no one to like absolutely. 尽管有人送那种工艺品棺材以表示“升官发财”的好兆头,但真正的棺材送上门绝对没有人喜欢。 In the past Linghu Chong green , because forest draw person who after killing Qingcheng sent, took 52 money to Radno, when the money to buy coffin, Linghu Chong bought the coffin after finally, took the remaining money to drink the drinking party, making Yue Lingshan be greatly disappointed, lay down in the coffin dejected. 当年令狐冲被绿,就是因为林平之在杀了青城派的人以后,拿了五十两银子给劳德诺当棺材本,结果令狐冲买了棺材以后,拿了剩下的钱去喝花酒,让岳灵珊大失所望,心灰意冷地躺在棺材里。 Because the forest draw the avoidance chases down, hides in the coffin, a man and a woman's unavoidable body contact in this narrow space, has the bad karma, creates tragedy that the entire Mount Hua sent. 林平之因为躲避追杀,也躲进棺材里,一男一女在这狭隘的空间里难免身体接触,就此结下孽缘,造成了整个华山派的悲剧。 „This coffin why in that temple?” Shangguan Dandan shoves open half the lap, sits does not have to crawl immediately in inside. “这个棺材为什么会在那座庙里？”上官澹澹把盖板推开一半,坐在里面没有马上爬出来。 „Who knows? Must say them to pat video clearly, without this necessity, this coffin more than 2000 jin (0.5 kg), 20-30 capable young fellows has not lifted does not climb mountains.” Liu Changan thinks, „or first transported the lumber to come up slowly, making the carpenter make the coffin in the temple.” “谁知道呢？要说他们为了拍视频逼真一点,也没有这个必要,这棺材两千多斤,没有20-30个精壮小伙抬不上山。”刘长安想了想,“又或者是先慢慢运了木材上去,让木匠在庙里做棺材。” „I suspected that this was in their mouth the coffin of ancient times big witch, this only ancient times the big witch and I was the same, because was very small and weak, must therefore hide around this type in close the environment has the security sense, now its coffin was robbed by us, was very certainly sad.” Shangguan Dandan thinks, if oneself lost the small coffin, immediately is nerve-racking low-spirited, lost its small coffin to the ancient times big witch, can the sympathize. “我怀疑这就是他们口中远古大巫的棺材,这只远古大巫和我一样,因为十分弱小,所以要躲在这种四周封闭的环境里才有安全感,现在它的棺材被我们抢走了,一定十分伤心。”上官澹澹想到如果自己失去了小棺,顿时黯然伤神,对远古大巫失去了它的小棺,也能感同身受。 „Un.” “嗯。” „You send back this coffin.” Shangguan Dandan crawled. “你把这口棺材送回去吧。”上官澹澹爬了出来。 Liu Changan being disinclined manages her, raises the chain saw to return to the building to sleep. 刘长安懒得理她,提着油锯回楼上睡觉去。 Shangguan Dandan stands by the coffin, puts down the heat preservation pot, then both hands grab the border of coffin, the both legs squat the horse stance convenience to make an effort slightly separatedly, clench teeth to attempt to move the coffin, since the moth is not willing to run again, that can only work by the good queen mother. 上官澹澹站在棺材旁边,把保温壶放下,然后双手抓着棺材的边沿,双腿稍稍分开蹲好马步方便用力,咬牙尝试着搬起棺材,既然蛾子不肯再跑一趟,那就只能由善良的太后来做事了。 Aiya, without the strength, could not move, makes contribution. 哎呀,没有力气,搬不动,尽力了。 Shangguan Dandan is holding the oneself heat preservation pot, caught up with the Liu Changan back hopping along. 上官澹澹抱着自己的保温壶,一蹦一跳地追上了刘长安的背影。 Liu Changan got to the oneself room entrance, Shangguan Dandan raises the skirt swayed to follow, then put out a hand the chain saw to take carry back Liu Changan is grasping. 刘长安走到自己房间门口,上官澹澹提着裙摆跟上了,然后伸手把刘长安握着的油锯拿了回来。 „Almost forgot also you.” Liu Changan said embarrassed. “差点忘记还你了。”刘长安不好意思地说道。 „Then plays to you.” Shangguan Dandan said naturally. “那给你玩吧。”上官澹澹大方地说道。 The Liu Changan doubt visits her, then shakes the head slowly, if Shangguan Dandan really wants to give him the chain saw, that will not take a moment ago. 刘长安狐疑地看着她,然后缓缓摇了摇头,因为如果上官澹澹真的想把油锯给他,那刚才根本就不会拿回去。 Celebrates the new year to receive the new year's money like many people the time, if the opposite party really wants to you, to meet the making an effort stopper to dodge in a pulling open pocket to you single-handedly, rather than „you want the new year's money, that gives you”. 就像很多人过年收压岁钱的时候,对方如果真的想给你,一定会使劲塞到你一手搪塞一手拉开的口袋里,而不是说“你想要压岁钱的话,那就给你吧”。 „Does not use.” The Liu Changan rejection, then enters room to close Shangguan Dandan in out of the door. “不用了。”刘长安拒绝,然后走进房间把上官澹澹关在门外。 A dynasty was nipped ten years to fear the well rope by the snake, the Shangguan Dandan repertoire is many, has to guard. 一朝被蛇咬十年怕井绳,上官澹澹的套路甚多,不得不防。 After all Liu Changan also has the electricity warm table and computer is Shangguan Dandan covets, Liu Changan has not bought the tablet PC to cope with her, temporarily is discrete. 毕竟刘长安还有电暖桌和电脑是上官澹澹觊觎的,刘长安还没有买来平板电脑对付她,暂时谨慎一点。 After returning to room, Liu Changan put out the cell phone to look, had the An Nuan round the picture and information, she said that the buttocks of oneself increased probably, making Liu Changan have a look to be what is all about. 回到房间以后,刘长安拿出手机看了看,有安暖发过来的图片和信息,她说自己的屁股好像变大了,让刘长安看看是不是这么一回事。 She discovered that this evidence is, the root of opening files pantyhose she buys newly, a little forces the feeling of meat, with beforehand not the same. 她发现这一点的证据是,她新买的开档袜裤的根部,有点勒肉的感觉,和以前不大一样。 Different with Bai Hui, the An Nuan stature selects high slenderly, leg is not pure the young girl that clear sex appeal and wanting, now the full feeling actually starts to expand from the hip line to the leg root. 和白茴不一样,安暖身材更加高挑修长,腿型没有又纯又欲的少女那种圆润肉感,现在饱满的感觉却从臀线开始扩张到腿根了。 Liu Changan looked some little time, proposed that she sends the picture to facilitate him to analyze from more angles, puts on with comparing also to send a point that does not put on to be good. 刘长安看了好一会儿,提议她从更多的角度发图片方便他判断,穿上和不穿的对比照也要发一点过来才行。 Sends the information, Liu Changan takes a bath to sleep. 发完信息,刘长安洗澡睡觉。 How long the feeling has not rested, was trampled the gate sound to awaken by noise by one, Liu Changan walks to open the door, saw that on the buttocks wraps the sheep of plastic bag to stand in out of the door, raised the head to vibrate the ear, anticipated that visits him to call one: „! Leads me to go out to play.” 感觉没有睡多久,就被一阵踹门声吵醒,刘长安走过去打开门,就看到屁股上套着塑料袋的羊站在门外,抬头抖动着耳朵,期待地看着他叫了一声:“咩！带我出去玩。” „Did you learn to send the sounds of people with the sound said of sheep?” Liu Changan is somewhat surprised, Zhu Juntang when study these at sixes and sevens things, accepts human regular education positive and effective many compared with her. “你学会用羊的声道发人声了？”刘长安有些意外,竹君棠在学这些乱七八糟的东西时,比她接受人类正规教育积极而有成效的多。 The human creation presents in language, various pronunciation according to the recording tape and voice of structural feature creation human, the vocal cord of sheep are different, even if can speak the logical expression, listens not to look like the voice of person greatly. 人类创造出现在的语言,各种发音都是根据人类的音带和发声结构特征创造的,羊的声带不同,即便能说人话,听着也不大像人的声音。 Like the parrot, myna and other birds students spoke, has the characteristics of birds vocal cord. 就像鹦鹉,八哥等鸟类学人说话,也有着鸟类声带的特征。 „! The learned, before was opened the mouth, must one !” Zhu Juntang is holding up the head, before stretching out , the hoof stepped on the Liu Changan instep, was urging he leads her to go out to play. “咩！学会了,就是开口之前总要咩一声,咩！”竹君棠昂着头,伸出前蹄踩了踩刘长安的脚背,催促着他带她出去玩。 Although Zhu Juntang is the immortal, however greater part of the night runs to play alone, is some fears, moreover when turning into the sheep runs all over the place, as well as handles various at sixes and sevens things, if there is Liu Changan in side, always has the unusual joy. 竹君棠虽然是仙咩,但是大半夜的独自跑出去玩,还是有些害怕的,而且在变成羊乱跑,以及做各种乱七八糟的事情时,如果有刘长安在旁边,总有非同寻常的快乐。 Why also does not know, Zhu Juntang felt that oneself side Liu Changan, is always especially lively weak and likes deliberately creating trouble. 也不知道为什么,竹君棠感觉自己在刘长安身旁,总是格外活泼幼稚和喜欢胡闹一些。 Liu Changan looked at the time, 5 : 00 am. 刘长安看了看时间,早上 5 点。 He just now goes to sleep shortly. 他才刚睡下没多久。 How long he does not need to rest to guarantee like the average person every day in full vigour, how long but without resting was awakened by noise, after all is an uncomfortable matter. 他不需要像普通人那样每天都睡多久才能保证精力旺盛,但没睡多久就被吵醒,终归是件不爽的事情。 Therefore Liu Changan puts out a hand to clamp Zhu Juntang under the armpit, walks toward downstairs, Zhu Juntang gawked, sways from side to side delightedly struggles, this bad old man definitely harbors evil intentions. 于是刘长安伸手把竹君棠夹在胳肢窝下,往楼下走去,竹君棠楞了一下,就摇头摆尾地扭动挣扎,这糟老头子肯定不怀好意。 But how she worked loose, arrived at downstairs, was wrapped her body by Liu Changan the small tractor. 可她怎么挣脱得了,来到楼下,就被刘长安把小拖车套到了她身上。 Zhu Juntang air/Qi straight jumps, but she has the means through stretching the legs with rubs the way of buttocks to put on the plastic bag on the ground, actually no means this small tractor that packing good-fitting noose lasso taking off. 竹君棠气的直蹦,可是她有办法通过蹬腿和在地上蹭屁股的方式把塑料袋套上,却没有办法把这小拖车那紧束合身的套绳给脱下来。 After she buys obviously tonight, is the plan deceives Liu Changan to turn into the sheep to draw the small tractor with the quick-witted strategy to play. 明明她今天晚上买来以后,是打算用机智的谋略糊弄刘长安变成羊拉着小拖车玩耍的。 The result wrapped oneself body. 结果套自己身上了。 „! I do not want to play, I must go back to sleep!” Zhu Juntang ran two, said panting in indignation. “咩！我不想玩了,我要回去睡觉！”竹君棠跑了两圈,气呼呼地说道。 „Your mother sends here to come you, except that makes up for a missed lesson every day, makes you handle some things of pasture, I thought that you simply have not done. Happen to the present is to pick sheep Fenqiu the good time, should be able to pack sheep Fenqiu the small tractor not long, returns home with a full load.” Liu Changan wrapped a rope on the Zhu Juntang neck, drew her to collect sheep Fenqiu. “你妈把你打发到这里来,除了每天补课,还有让你做牧场的一些事情,我看你根本没有做。正好现在是捡羊粪球的好时光,应该不用多久就能把小拖车装满羊粪球,满载而归。”刘长安在竹君棠脖子上套了一根绳索,拉着她去捡羊粪球了。 Zhu Juntang tries to gather the centralized pressure with the four limbs, resists the way of ground to resist, but is simply useless, because Liu Changan not only belayed her neck with the rope, but also took a whip to pull out, light that hits not to come compared with before him dozen of buttocks come. 竹君棠试图用四肢并拢集中压力,抵住地面的方式抗拒,但根本没有用,因为刘长安不但用绳索套住了她的脖子,还拿了一根鞭子抽,打起咩来一点也不比他以前打屁股来的轻。 Zhu Juntang has to call suffering, was drawn by him is collecting sheep Fenqiu, Zhu Juntang called not to act like a spoiled brat or sell to sprout/moe at this moment, was only an instinct, could not voice other expression mood the glossary, wants to study Zhou Dongdong two expressions to be angry and helpless, finally opened mouth is „”. 竹君棠只好委屈地咩咩叫,被他拉着去捡羊粪球了,此时此刻竹君棠咩咩叫并非是撒娇或者卖萌,只是一种本能,发不出别的表达情绪的词汇了,想学周咚咚嗷两声表达愤怒与无奈,结果张嘴就是“咩”。 After this and turning sheep of Zhu Juntang tentative plan , the scene that plays together is different, the picture in imagination is he also turns into the sheep obviously, the big sheep brings the lamb to run on the green prairie together, kids around, sways back and forth. 这和竹君棠设想的变成羊以后一起玩的场景根本不一样,想象中的画面明明是他也变成羊,大羊带着小羊在青青草原上一起奔跑,嬉闹,打滚。 Finally? She turned into the sheep, he is invariable, but must regard the animal-drawn cart her, draws is collecting sheep Fenqiu! 结果呢？她变成了羊,他却不变,还要把她当成畜力车,拉着去捡羊粪球！