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#897: Zombie queen mother( first)

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您可以在百度里搜索“我真的长生不老妙笔阁(imiaobige.com)”查找最新章节！ In southern Hunan province has the land of plenty that Dongting Lake and Xiang River nurture, has the World Geopark of the world -wide civilization toward the west, Earth valuable legacy Zhangjiajie. 湘南省内有洞庭湖和湘江哺育的鱼米之乡,往西有举世文明的世界地质公园,地球宝贵遗产弓家界。 Western southern Hunan including Baoqing, „divides up land the nation only not to have the expensive/noble province of broad plain region to border on with eight mountain water”, here is in the world the lava landform grows one of the most typical areas, is distributing the widespread and gorgeous karst landscape. 包括宝庆市在内的湘南西部,与“八山一水一分田”全国唯一没有广阔平原地域的贵省接壤,这里是世界上熔岩地貌发育最典型的地区之一,分布着广泛而绚丽的喀斯特景观。 Earlier, Liu Changan drilled after Yucatan that complex underground river mileage, returning to the limestone cave of expensive/noble province to drill, was feeling here hole hole is complex. 在早些时候,刘长安在尤卡坦半岛那复杂的地下河道里钻出来以后,回到贵省的溶洞里钻来钻去,还是感觉这里的洞洞过于复杂了。 The fox in Shangguan Dandan mouth, was unusual animals turned into the human form, sat in that woman copilot place named Wudang Mountains. 上官澹澹口中的狐狸,是一只异兽化成了人形,坐在那个叫武当山的女人副驾驶座上。 Zhu Juntang called that woman Wudang Mountains, before letting Liu Changan remembered his visit to Nanshan, goes to female keeping in good health office of an unusual animals, on the road ran into a woman to ask that Liu Changan did remember her, Liu Changan remembers indistinctly she called Wudang Mountains, Liu Changan also to greet with her politely. 竹君棠叫那个女人武当山,让刘长安想起了他上一次来南山之前,去了一趟异兽们的女子养生会所,路上遇到了一个女人问刘长安记不记得她,刘长安隐约记得她就叫武当山,刘长安还和她礼貌地打了招呼。 It seems like the same woman, a woman is Wudang Mountains such name, was slightly strange, pondered that also thought quite had the style and boundary. 看来是同一个女人,一个女人叫武当山这样的名字,略显奇怪,细想还却觉得颇有格调与境界。 Zhu Juntang knows her, is the woman from Taiwan Island, but the unusual animals are not staying in their supreme headquarters female keeping in good health office, rushes to such remote place, seems very suspicious. 竹君棠认识她,是来自台岛的女人,而异兽不在他们的大本营女子养生会所呆着,跑到这样偏远的地方来,就显得十分可疑。 Let alone that female keeping in good health office has also colluded with Kuzuhara Kokonoi, Kuzuhara Kokonoi was sent by the Shangguan Dandan hair......, after by the hair parasitic of Shangguan Dandan, obtained rescuing there. 更何况那个女子养生会所还和藤原九井有所勾结,藤原九井被上官澹澹头发发……呸,被上官澹澹的头发寄生以后,就是在那里得到了解救。 Rescued successfully, Liu Changan was unable to affirm, because of without goodbye/see again Kuzuhara Kokonoi, but Kuzuhara Kokonoi relaxed at that time obviously, with the view of Li Hongfang was: Had the unclean my humble self behavior with the AIDS patient doubtful, after panic fear, finally projected on blocked the medicine. 到底解救成功了没有,刘长安还无法肯定,因为没有再见过藤原九井,但当时藤原九井显然松了一口气,用李洪芳的说法就是:疑似和艾滋病人发生了不洁小生行为,惊慌失措的恐惧后终于打到了阻断药。 „You in a Kuzuhara Kokonoi body hair, wiped out, can you induce?” After this matter Li Hongfang told Liu Changan, he is not very careful, now says while convenient with her. “你在藤原九井身上种的头发,被拔除了,你能感应到吗？”这事儿李洪芳告诉刘长安以后,他也没有很上心,现在顺便和她说一下。 Shangguan Dandan in a Kuzuhara Kokonoi body hair, actually not she and Kuzuhara Kokonoi has the big enmity, Liu Changan suspected that this is Shangguan Dandan is protecting her „daughter-in-law”, does not want to make them be harassed by Kuzuhara Kokonoi. 上官澹澹在藤原九井身上种头发,倒不是她和藤原九井有多大仇,刘长安猜想这是上官澹澹在保护她的“儿媳妇”们,不想让她们受到藤原九井的骚扰。 The hair wiped out, can make Kuzuhara Kokonoi know fiercely, the effect of deterrent is actually eliminated, instead deepened Kuzuhara Kokonoi's police to fear, making him not dare to act rashly. 头发被拔除,更能让藤原九井知道厉害,威慑的效果却是并没有被消除,反而加深了藤原九井的警惧,让他不敢轻举妄动。 Kuzuhara Kokonoi had no interest in pursuing Zhou Shuling henceforward probably, could look at this person is not the lust smokes the heart to attend the meeting to lose the sane that waste. 自此以后藤原九井大概没兴趣追求周书玲了,看得出来这个人并非色欲熏心到会失去理智的那种废物。 „Can, but this will make that person be confirmed that knows We am not the person who he can provoke, therefore We have not cared.” Shangguan Dandan nods, lies conducts the back after Liu Changan very comfortably, is the whole person is languid, wants to drink a water not to move. “能啊,不过这会让那个人得到证实,知道朕不是他能招惹的人,所以朕也没有在意。”上官澹澹点了点头,趴在刘长安后背上很舒服,就是整个人懒洋洋的,想喝点水都不愿意动弹。 „Do you know? Can induce exsomatize the ability of hair like our types, can in some viewpoints with quantum theory explain, part of ordinary human have this ability, but does not stabilize is unable from the master control, for example a three years ago night, a old Cao awakens suddenly, quickly makes the telephone call to the son, finally knows his son just sacrificed, he also knows that at that time the oneself son just became the anti-drug police one year ago.” Liu Changan said. “你知道吗？像我们这种能够感应离体的头发的能力,能够用量子理论中的一些观点来解释,一部分普通人类也具备这种能力,只是不稳定也无法自主控制,例如三年前的一个深夜,一栋的老曹突然惊醒,急急忙忙给儿子挂电话,结果就知道了他儿子刚刚牺牲,他也是那时候才知道自己儿子在一年前刚刚成为缉毒警察。”刘长安说道。 „How long was quantum theory born?” Shangguan Dandan does not understand these completely, even if usually in through playing cell phone, watching the television becomes the quite learned modern people, but does not understand what quantum theory greatly. “量子理论诞生多久了？”上官澹澹完全不懂这些,即便平日里通过玩手机,看电视成为了比较博学的现代人,但也不大了解什么量子理论。 „Early last century.” “上个世纪初吧。” „According to me and Su Nanxiu that wicked young married woman contacts limitedly, as well as report, I know that your last century basis itself/Ben was a playboy, the merchant, the soldier this class status. After new China was established, when crosses the farmer, worker, teacher wait/etc, main research is the so-called biology, no opportunity and time studies what melon seed theory......” Shangguan Dandan to pull the ear of Liu Changan to remind him, „do not have the domain that the research and does not excel at to talk nonsense in oneself, will seem very stupid.” “根据我和苏南秀那个恶婆娘有限的接触,以及雅雅的汇报,我知道你上个世纪初基本就是个花花公子,商人,战士这类的身份。新中国成立以后,当过农民,工人,老师等等,主要研究的就是所谓的生物学,没有什么机会和时间去研究什么瓜子理论……”上官澹澹扯着刘长安的耳朵提醒他,“不要在自己没有研究和不擅长的领域胡说八道,会显得很蠢。” Liu Changan does not speak, even had no interest in correcting is the quantum theory, was not the melon seed theory. 刘长安不说话了,甚至没有兴趣纠正是量子理论,不是瓜子理论。 He does not have to study specially, what not such as Shangguan Dandan said is talking nonsense, but is disinclined to dispute with her, the person who she likes obviously in not the domain that is good at talking nonsense. 他没有专门研究,但并非如上官澹澹所说的是在胡说八道,只是懒得和她争执,明明她才是喜欢在不擅长的领域胡说八道的人。 For example Liu Changan in the kitchen had worked and not planned asked her to help, how she will walk to direct Liu Changan to make the house job to be free from worry to reduce effort and so on, to express that she is will live and appear the astute queen mother. 例如刘长安在厨房里干活又没有打算叫她帮忙的时候,她就会走进来指点一下刘长安怎么做家务活更省心省力之类的,以表示她是个会过日子并且显得精明的太后。 She has even taught a method of Liu Changan water saving, then twists open the faucet little water drop, but being insufficient makes the water meter rotate. 她甚至教过刘长安一个节约用水的方法,便是扭开水龙头一点点滴水,但又不至于让水表转动。 Liu Changan will certainly not do that when she attempts makes Zhou Shuling also do that prevented her teaching process, the Zhou Shuling possibly a little flattering personality problem, even oneself does not want very much, but thought that cannot disappoint others good intention, finally will comply. 刘长安当然不会这么做,而且在她企图让周书玲也这么做的时候,阻止了她的教学过程,周书玲可能有点讨好型人格的毛病,即便自己不是很愿意,但觉得不能辜负别人一片好意,最终还是会照做。 „I was tired.” “我累了。” Discovered that Liu Changan no longer and oneself spoke, blurry that Shangguan Dandan lay, in a while, sees Liu Changan also in jumping of mountain mountain, then clamped Liu Changan with the calf, „I was tired! Implored!” 发现刘长安不再和自己说话,上官澹澹趴的迷迷糊糊,过了一阵子,看到刘长安还在一座山一座山的跳,便用小腿夹了夹刘长安,“我累了！吁！” Liu Changan stressed her buttocks, then stopped, asked: „To that unusual animals also far?” 刘长安又抓了她的屁股一下,便停了下来,问道:“离那只异兽还有多远？” „They also nearby this, probably here are their destinations, we first rest, I must drink water.” Shangguan Dandan slid from the Liu Changan back, to Liu Changan with the cover for a jar one cup of water, then oneself held up heat preservation pot „rumble” to fill toward the small mouth. “他们也在这附近,好像这里就是他们的目的地,我们先休息休息,我要喝水。”上官澹澹从刘长安后背滑了下来,给刘长安用壶盖倒了一杯水,然后自己举起保温壶“咕噜咕噜”往小嘴巴里灌。 Liu Changan was very long has not drunk the Shangguan Dandan effervescing water, tasted one, discovered that the poor queen mother the easy life crosses now fine, the effervescence tablet that she showed most started were more than several times, but drank because the rich sweetening agent takes the soapy water the flavor. 刘长安很久没有喝上官澹澹的泡腾水了,尝了一口,发现贫穷的太后现在小日子过得精致许多,她放的泡腾片比最开始的时候多了好几倍,但喝起来会因为过于浓郁的甜味剂带上肥皂水的味道。 In brief, is not tasty, the Liu Changan polite quality of material drinks up, gave back to her the cover for a jar. 总之,还是不好喝,刘长安礼貌性质地喝完,把壶盖还给了她。 Liu Changan put out the cell phone to read the map, the surroundings the names of some villages, not unpopulated area, the phone signal was not too still good, but stayed the condition that can communicate and access the net, searched for the navigation satellite, this piece of zone can still obtain by search more than 20 Beidou satellites. 刘长安拿出手机看了看地图,周围依然有一些村落的名字,并非无人区,手机信号不算太好,但保持着能通信和上网的状态,搜了搜导航卫星,这片区域上空依然能够搜到二十多颗北斗卫星。 „My originally thought that unusual animals and a native of Taiwan Island mix up, some Kuzuhara Kokonoi's relations, they come to here mostly to the military airfields and certain military installations, but now seems like not, before this, is the bandit supreme headquarters, no important information can be pried by them.” Liu Changan receives the cell phone to say. “我原本以为那只异兽和台岛人混在一起,又有藤原九井的关系,他们来这里多半是冲着军用机场和某些军事设施的,但现在看来不是,这附近以前是土匪大本营,没什么重要的情报能被他们刺探到。”刘长安收起手机说道。 The people of many 70-80 age watch a soap opera to call «Mt. Wulong To bandit suppression Recording», the story prototype occupies in this bandit, at that time new China was just founded, western Hunan area is occupying the Kuomintang Remnant Party defeated troops, colludes with the local bandit, the harm four directions, the People's Liberation Army banditing suppression squad had the fierce fight with them here, finally successfully eliminated these gangsters, rescued the local people. 很多70-80年代的人都看过一部电视剧叫《乌龙山剿匪记》,故事原型就是盘踞在这一带的土匪,那时候新中国刚刚建立,湘西地区盘踞着国民党残党败军,和当地土匪勾结,危害四方,人民解放军剿匪小分队在这里和他们发生了激烈的战斗,最后成功消灭了这些匪徒,解救了当地人民。 Should bring Zhu Juntang, gives her to illustrate the history personally, grows the story, Zhu Juntang that disorderly historical knowledge, Liu Changan often listens to her to mention wants to beat her. 应该把竹君棠带来的,身临其境地给她解说历史,增长见闻,竹君棠那颠三倒四的历史知识,刘长安每每听她说起就想捶她。 Shangguan Dandan drinks up the water, put out the handkerchief to scratch the corners of the mouth, held the heat preservation pot to trace, this aimed at opposite halfway up the mountainside. 上官澹澹喝完水,拿出手帕擦了擦嘴角,又抱着保温壶摸了摸,这才指向了对面的半山腰。 There forest is crowded, the indistinct track winds in the mountain forest, big tree branches and leaves of slanting growth are dense, under the thick crown has a ruined temple. 那里林木密集,只有隐隐约约的小道在山林中蜿蜒,一颗斜斜生长的大树枝叶繁密,厚厚的树冠下有一座破败的庙宇。 The main entrance front of temple, is setting upright a flag, is hanging smooth in the pen that the calm night is hanging, can see that above writes four characters impressively „dead inn”. 庙宇的正门前方,竖着一根旗帜,在无风的夜晚悬挂的笔正垂顺,可以看到上面赫然写着四个字“亡者客栈”。 At this time suddenly had gust, the flag was free, as if had what process, the agitation swung, the flagpole also rocked several, in the silent mountain forest had the sound of sobbing indistinctly, in the sky the overcast sky, the swarming mountain forest seemed no difference of place duplication glue, only then this temple became the only foothold. 这时候突然有了一阵风,旗帜招摇,似乎有什么经过似的,鼓动荡起,旗杆也随之晃动了几下,寂静的山林中隐约有呜咽的声音,天空中阴云密布,远远近近的山林好似一座座地复制粘贴似的没有什么区别,只有这座庙宇成为唯一的落脚点。 How can the temple be an inn? This is not strange, the beforehand person hurries along, is no one lives in the inn, when also does not have the inn to stop over. 庙宇怎么会是客栈？这倒不奇怪,以前的人赶路,不是谁都住得起客栈,也不是什么时候都有客栈可以落脚。 After the darkness, is not suitable hurries along, finds the place that can keep out wind and rain to rest at will, is daily of exiling home person, the person who basic and present these poor tours......, possibly the difference are very not almost many, now the people of many poor roaming, live in Youth Travel Service badly, does a live broadcast or looks for some support, or writes a sign to suspend the bowl simply, compared with former these in a temple Daoist temple eaves corner/horn nest evening's person, wants comfortable many. 天黑之后不宜赶路,找着个可以遮风挡雨的地方随意歇歇,便是离乡人的日常,基本和现在那些穷游的人差不多……不,可能差挺多,现在很多穷游的人,最差也住青旅,搞个直播又或者找些赞助,或者干脆写块牌子摆碗,比以前那些在寺庙道观屋檐角窝一个晚上的人,还是要舒服的多。 However the white flag positive figure inscribes „dead inn” several characters, that not the person has a rest, even if the average person does not have the place to rest again, will not enter this place, the living person goes to „dead inn”, you do not die are not good. 不过白旗黑字地写上“亡者客栈”几个字,那就不是给人歇脚的了,一般人就算再没地方歇息,也不会进这地方,活人去住“亡者客栈”,你不死都不行。 „This is western Hunan catches up with the place that the corpse person has a rest.” Liu Changan is experienced, said to Shangguan Dandan. “这是湘西赶尸人歇脚的地方。”刘长安见多识广,对上官澹澹说道。 Shangguan Dandan places the ground the heat preservation pot, the both legs gathers, the both arms straighten, jumps study the small zombie around Liu Changan. 上官澹澹把保温壶放在地上,双腿并拢,双臂伸直,绕着刘长安一蹦一蹦学小僵尸。 Shangguan Dandan usually watches the television with Zhou Dongdong, watched many zombie movies, many zombies have the oneself coffin, lets some Shangguan Dandan very substitution feelings, ordinary Zhou Dongdong can also study the zombie to jump, but does not have the resembles of Shangguan Dandan study. 上官澹澹平常和周咚咚看电视,就看了不少僵尸电影,很多僵尸都有自己的棺材,让上官澹澹很有些代入感,平常周咚咚也会学僵尸蹦蹦跳跳,但都没有上官澹澹学的像。 „You acknowledged finally oneself was the small zombie?” What a pity does not have the yellow paper and pen on hand, otherwise inscribes certainly a symbol conveniently, pastes on her forehead. “你终于承认自己是小僵尸了？”可惜手头没有黄纸和笔,不然一定顺手写上一张符,贴在她额头上。 „I am the zombie mother, you are my small zombie.” After Shangguan Dandan jumped, before putting down the arm jumped the Liu Changan body, then jumps to open mouth to bite the cheeks of Liu Changan. “我是僵尸妈妈,你是我的小僵尸。”上官澹澹蹦了一圈以后,就放下手臂跳到了刘长安身前,然后跳起来张嘴咬住了刘长安的脸颊。 Liu Changan puts out a hand to grip her waist, made an effort to pull her, is preparing to throw her directly to the flag of opposite halfway up the mountainside on is hanging, actually suddenly discovered that had the screen light of cell phone to flash after the tree of that temple not far away, but in another side mountain forest track, one line caught up with the corpse team to set out toward „dead inn”. 刘长安伸手握住她的腰肢,用力把她扯了下来,正准备把她直接丢到对面半山腰的旗帜上挂着,却忽然发现在那庙宇不远处的树后有手机的屏幕光在闪动,而在另一边的山林小道中,一行赶尸队伍正在往“亡者客栈”进发。
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