您可以在百度里搜索“我真的长生不老妙笔阁(imiaobige.com)”查找最新章节！ People said often the killer and prostitute are the most ancient occupations, this obviously is incorrect, the hunter is. 人们常常说杀手和妓女是最古老的职业,这显然是不对的,猎人才是。 After the human learned plants, various occupations all flowers bloom together, the position of hunter gradually drops, the these work of killer and prostitute, become the professional behavior from the behavior occasionally. 在人类学会种植以后,各种职业才百花齐放,猎人的地位逐渐下降,杀手和妓女的那些工作,才从偶尔行为成为职业行为。 Everyone has one not to have, where every day is pondering over is looking for the point to eat, the killer and can the prostitute become the occupation? 所有人都有一顿没一顿,每天都在琢磨着去哪找点吃的,杀手和妓女能成为职业？ While the killer and prostitute become the occupation, the swindler also becomes the similarly ancient occupation. 在杀手和妓女成为职业的同时,骗子也成为了同样古老的职业。 Lying is the instinct of human, the social security relates, rules the foundation must the behavior, so-called „steals hook to execute, the usurping state power feudal lord”, fully explained swindler professional upper limit is extremely high, chase numerous. 撒谎是人类的天性,是稳定社会关系,统治基础的必须行为,所谓“窃钩者诛,窃国者诸侯”,充分说明了骗子这一职业的上限极高,追逐者众。 Deceived oneself and others this idiom to explain, even if human did not deceive others, should still deceive oneself, although this idiom initial meaning was: I through bullying oneself achieve to bully others' goal, when I want to bully others, I first hold a oneself blade, asked that you did fear? 自欺欺人这个成语更是说明了,人类即便不去骗别人,也会骗自己,虽然这个成语最初的意思是:我通过欺负自己来达到欺负别人的目的,当我想欺负别人的时候,我就先捅自己一刀,就问你怕不怕？ Also long posture. 又长姿势了吧。 The Shangguan Dandan behavior, strict cannot be counted the cheating, her diamond cell phone possibly is the knockoff machine, even if the so-called diamond has the certificate is not valuable, the status of that VIP guest but she supplements, to besides Bai Hui, Yan Qingcheng, person outside Zhou Shuling and Zhou Dongdong, is very valuable. 上官澹澹刚才的行为,严格来说不能算作诈骗,她那个钻石手机可能是山寨机,所谓的钻石即便有证书也不值钱,但她附带的那个VIP客人的身份,对除白茴,颜青橙,周书玲和周咚咚以外的人来说,真的很值钱。 For example the scene has the high level of Baoqing Branch, if they can become the Zhu Juntang VIP guest, was invited to go to the high-level mansion visit of Third Young Lady, later the treatment and position in company will definitely be promoted, let alone 10,000, 50,000 were also many are the person leaves, position higher more can pay a higher price. 例如现场有宝庆分公司的高层,他们要是能够成为竹君棠的VIP客人,受邀前往三小姐的高层豪宅参观,以后在公司里的待遇和地位肯定会得到提升,别说一万块了,两万三万也多得是人出,地位越高的越会出更高的价钱。 What may buy the cell phone is Bai Hui, as frequently by little white pig that Third Young Lady Zhu rests, where also needs the treatment of what VIP guest? 可偏偏买到手机的是白茴,作为常常被竹三小姐睡的小白猪,哪里还需要什么VIP客人的待遇？ „Bai Hui bought, is pure to coax Shangguan Dandan happy?” Yan Qingcheng is holding a bowl, said in Liu Changan behind, she already sobers from the Shangguan Dandan repertoire and words technique, but also some doubt looked at Zhu Juntang one, when holds this matter, perhaps general rich and powerful family Eldest Young Lady disdains, but that is Zhu Juntang. “白茴买了,单纯就是为了哄上官澹澹开心吧？”颜青橙抱着个碗,在刘长安身后说道,她已经从上官澹澹的套路和话术中清醒过来,还有些狐疑地看了竹君棠一眼,当托这种事情,一般的豪门大小姐也许不屑为之,但那是竹君棠。 Why must spend so much money to coax Shangguan Dandan to be happy as for Bai Hui, cannot many explain with the Bai Hui money, money many are not such flower. 至于白茴为什么要花这么多钱哄上官澹澹开心,倒不能用白茴钱多来解释,钱多也不是这么花的。 Yan Qingcheng did not understand very much, Bai Hui and Zhu Juntang always do as one is told to Shangguan Dandan probably, like her supporting speaker, follows to saunter, formed obviously the small group centered on Shangguan Dandan behind the Shangguan Dandan buttocks. 颜青橙不是很理解,白茴和竹君棠好像对上官澹澹唯命是从,就像她的捧哏似的,跟在上官澹澹屁股后面转悠,形成了明显的以上官澹澹为中心的小团体。 Although Zhou Shuling does not have this, but also is as if good to Shangguan Dandan, originally also helped Shangguan Dandan raise the skirt, was worried Shangguan Dandan ran all over the place stepped on the skirt to suspend the wrestling. 周书玲虽然没有这样,但似乎对上官澹澹也挺不错的,原来还帮上官澹澹提了提裙子,担心上官澹澹乱跑的时候踩着裙摆摔跤。 She did not have to manage oneself daughter Zhou Dongdong to fall several times...... Yan Qingcheng to look at the Zhou Dongdong build, can think actually, Zhou Dongdong rolled in all directions everywhere is the normal state, therefore Zhou Shuling be used. 她都没有管自己的女儿周咚咚已经摔了好几次了……颜青橙看了看周咚咚的体型,倒是能够想到一点,周咚咚四面八方随处滚动才是常态,所以周书玲习惯了。 „Not completely, she possibly harbors such idea from the beginning, but was obvious above afterward, by repertoire.” Liu Changan shakes the head. “也不全然是吧,一开始她可能怀着这样的想法,但后来明显上头,是被套路了。”刘长安摇了摇头。 „?” Yan Qingcheng remembered oneself somewhat is also ready to make trouble a moment ago, almost forgets the oneself present income, although was good, but such expense still extremely in luxurious. “啊？”颜青橙想起自己刚才也有些蠢蠢欲动,差点忘记自己现在的收入虽然不错,但这样的花销依然太过于奢侈。 „People pay are more, when including time, physical strength and ponder the mentality that the energy of spending, the mental effort, wants even more is firm. Continues 30 minutes of desire unable to obtain to satisfy, the consideration of can make him think that oneself has thought.” Liu Changan answered. “人们付出的越多,包括时间,体力和思考时花费的精力,心力,想要得到的心态就越发坚定。持续三十分钟的欲望得不到满足,其中的思虑会让他认为自己已经深思熟虑。”刘长安解释道。 „Even if Shangguan Dandan raised the threshold finally suddenly, the cell phone from offered to turn into 10,000 purchases free of charge, people have not cared initially was free, only wants to obtain this thing, therefore made the impulsive decision to guarantee that satisfaction of oneself and proved the correctness of oneself.” “哪怕上官澹澹最后突然提高了门槛,手机从免费赠送变成了一万块购买,人们也已经不在意最初的免费了,只想一定要得到这个东西,因此做出冲动的决定来保证自己的满足和证明自己的正确。” Yan Qingcheng is suddenly enlighted, „proves oneself correct......, therefore in this is many telephones cheats, even if the litigant advises against by the bank and police, will be agitated, adheres stubbornly to own opinions, after calms down completely, why will be puzzling oneself to turn a deaf ear to the words at that time completely.” 颜青橙恍然大悟,“证明自己的正确……所以这就是很多电话诈骗里,当事人哪怕被银行和警察劝阻,也会情绪激动,固执己见,直到完全冷静下来以后,才会百思不得其解自己当时为什么完全听不进去话。” „This fully explained the downloading country instead cheated the central APP necessity, perhaps it cannot guard against all frauds, but can always alert many people.” Liu Changan nods. “这就充分说明了下载国家反诈中心APP的必要了,它也许不能防范所有骗局,但总能够警醒不少人。”刘长安点了点头。 „Has this APP?” “有这个APP？” „The present will be in 2018, later will perhaps promote.” “现在是2018年,以后也许会推出吧。” Thinks that oneself is ready to make trouble to that diamond cell phone today, Yan Qingcheng sets firm resolve, after waiting for the later country instead to cheat central APP came out, must on own initiative install, simultaneously mobilizes the schoolmate to install in the class. 想到自己今天对那个钻石手机蠢蠢欲动,颜青橙下定决心,等以后国家反诈中心APP出来了以后,一定要主动安装,同时在班上发动同学安装。 Cheats the repertoire seems like that cannot withstand to deliberate, but is representing the university student of knowledge crowd, to be deceived unusual are many. 很多诈骗套路看似丝毫经不起推敲,但是代表着知识人群的大学生,上当受骗的非常多。 At this time repertoire, held to gather with the combination of victim. 这时候套路者,托和受害者的组合正聚集在一起。 Shangguan Dandan looks at Bai Hui satisfied, starting today ranking of Huihui, surpassed small Zhong Qing and Xiaofang, is listed first, to officially becomes the Shangguan Dandan daughter-in-law only to have the one pace. 上官澹澹非常满意地看着白茴,从今天开始茴茴的排名,就超过了小仲卿和小芳,暂居第一,离正式成为上官澹澹的儿媳妇仅有一步之遥。 „Dandan, later Huihui must take Liu Changan to encounter the difficulty, at crucial moment wants you to push one!” Was happy while Shangguan Dandan, Zhu Juntang hurries to advise, she has characteristics, that is righteousness thin Yuntian, after inserting friend two blades, can help the friend insert others two blades...... for example to insert the Liu Changan two blades and so on. “澹澹,以后茴茴要拿下刘长安遇到困难,关键时候还是要你推一把啊！”趁着上官澹澹高兴,竹君棠赶紧进言,她有一个特点,那就是义薄云天,在插朋友两刀之后,也可以帮朋友去插别人两刀……例如插刘长安两刀之类的。 „What did you talk nonsense?” Bai Hui is angry saying that the cheeks are red, but had not said that makes Dandan not listen to Zhu Juntang, this is the obvious joke, Shangguan Dandan has the judgment in any case, does not need Bai Hui to talk too much. “你胡说什么啊？”白茴嗔道,脸颊红红的,但是也没说让澹澹别听竹君棠的,反正这是明显的玩笑,上官澹澹自有判断,不用白茴多嘴。 „This is the minor matter, Huihui you first lays the psychological good groundwork, waits for Liu Changan to be full of the favorable impression and desire to you, but is not willing altogether to go to Wushan concerned about the reputation and criticism/human language with you, We naturally have the means to let you can't unscramble an egg.” Shangguan Dandan is very calm, many queen mothers of those who lived in ages, had the means to make the emperor get married the female who the queen mother liked, Shangguan Dandan naturally have such profound palace to fight the skill. “这都是小事,茴茴你先做好心理上的铺垫,等刘长安对你充满好感和欲望,只是碍于口碑和人言不肯和你共赴巫山,朕自然有办法让生米煮成熟饭。”上官澹澹十分从容,历朝历代的很多太后,都有办法让皇帝陛下迎娶太后喜欢的女子,上官澹澹自然也有此等高深的宫斗技巧。 Such ashamed words, how Bai Hui does not know replied, has to hold the oneself diamond cell phones and other prizes, expressed vivaciously oneself was happy because of the bosom thing. 这样羞耻的话,白茴不知道怎么回答,只好抱着自己的钻石手机和其他奖品,蹦蹦跳跳地表示自己只是因为怀里的东西而高兴。 „Godmother, please must make my seven color colored glaze pure white fairylands the princess and cut dragon Yanxian to participate to plan void certainly.” Zhu Juntang indicated hastily, oneself is like this sinister and ruthless, the mind/bosom is immeasurably deep, the person of harboring evil intentions cannot miss such historical important matter. “干娘,请务必让我七彩琉璃纯白仙境咩咩公主兼虚空斩绝龙炎仙参与谋划。”竹君棠连忙表示,自己这样阴险毒辣,胸怀深不可测,居心不良的人士不能错过这样的历史大事。 „Any matter has you.” “啥事都有你。” Liu Changan saw that their three gather together produced the stupid brainstorm, optional one hear was Zhu Juntang must participate, walks to hold the head of Zhu Juntang. 刘长安看到她们三个聚在一起产生了愚蠢的头脑风暴,随意一听就是竹君棠要参与,走过来就抓住了竹君棠的头。 „The brain and Chinese pear-leaf crabapple of young girl cannot grasp casually, since you grasped my brain, should grasp the Bai Hui Chinese pear-leaf crabapple.” Zhu Juntang is unhurried, points at Bai Hui to say. “少女的脑子和柰子都是不可以随便抓的,你既然抓了我的脑子,就应该抓白茴的柰子。”竹君棠丝毫不慌,指着白茴说道。 Bai Hui stopped jumping, closely grasps the bosom thing to cover hastily, perhaps at this time did the proper approach chin up and chest out? But Bai Hui is the young girl of acting with constraint, cannot achieve this in person many places. 白茴停止了蹦蹦跳跳,连忙紧紧地抱住怀里的东西遮挡着,也许这时候正确的做法是昂首挺胸？可白茴是矜持的少女,在人多的地方做不到这样。 „We spoke to use up all strengths a moment ago, now was tired.” Shangguan Dandan turns around to get out of the way unhurriedly, since Bai Hui blocked the chest, perhaps the young emperor of this disobedient principles governing relationships between people, can catch her, some Shangguan Dandan fears. “朕刚才讲话用掉了所有的力气,现在累了。”上官澹澹不慌不忙地转身走开,既然白茴挡住了胸口,这忤逆伦常的小皇帝,说不定会来抓她,上官澹澹有些害怕。 „Dandan wait/etc I!” Bai Hui is slightly afraid, follows hastily behind Shangguan Dandan. “澹澹等等我！”白茴略微心虚,连忙跟在上官澹澹背后。 „Your two same party members abandoned you.” Liu Changan watches critically, this type not ideal, the clique of harming others but not benefit oneself, is so easy to disintegrate. “你的两个同党抛弃了你。”刘长安冷眼旁观,这种毫无理想,损人不利己的小集团,果然就是如此容易分崩离析。 „Snort.” Zhu Juntang with something else in mind light snort/hum, „sooner or later I will rally, as the Wind and Thunder Sword Sect of the Nine Provinces remote antiquity leader, how even this leadership?” “哼。”竹君棠不以为然地轻哼一声,“迟早我会重振旗鼓的,作为九州风雷剑门的太上掌门,怎么会连这点领导力都没有？” Liu Changan looks that was grabbed Zhu Juntang that is still put on a high and mighty act by him, „when did you become the Wind and Thunder Sword Sect of the Nine Provinces remote antiquity leader?” 刘长安看着被他抓着头依然趾高气昂啊的竹君棠,“你什么时候成了九州风雷剑门的太上掌门了？” „Yesterday I was not and you say, I have a dream, dream of you to seal me as compared with the Sect Lord also big position, was the Wind and Thunder Sword Sect of the Nine Provinces remote antiquity leader, can ride on the Sect Lord neck abuses power, naturally was the remote antiquity leader.” Zhu Juntang has not held up his both hands to facilitate oneself to take from his palm oneself, but is hands on hips turns around facing Liu Changan. “昨天我不是和你说了吗,我做了个梦,梦见你封我为比门主还大的职位,就是九州风雷剑门太上掌门,能够骑在门主脖子上作威作福的,当然是太上掌门。”竹君棠没有举起他的双手方便自己把自己从他手掌下拿出来,而是双手叉腰地转过身来面对着刘长安。 „When did you ride on my neck abuse power? I see you dead in my palm actually meanly.” Liu Changan wants to grab her hairpin she to raise then to throw the atmosphere, but really does not think that these trillion years of rare rare species exterminate, has the cold sound said, „you not to forget that you have not joined a political party, has not become the saintess, is the position is still lowest in Wind and Thunder Sword Sect of the Nine Provinces.” “你什么时候骑在我脖子上作威作福了？我倒是看见你在我手掌下作死。”刘长安很想抓着她的头把她提起来然后丢出大气层,但又实在不想这亿万年难得一见的稀罕物种就此灭绝,只好冷声道,“你别忘记了,你还没有入党,没有当上圣女,在九州风雷剑门依然是地位最低的。” Li Hongfang just crossed the threshold, is only the ordinary disciple, without position, but she is the Sect Lord attendant, the position is not certainly low. 李洪芳刚刚入门,只是普通弟子,没有职位,但她是门主亲随,地位当然不低。 Zhu Juntang came under an attack slightly, thinks depressed, in dream he has sealed her as the remote antiquity leader obviously, wakes up did not acknowledge, is really a not meaning what he says bad old man. 竹君棠稍微受到了一点打击,郁闷地想,梦里他明明已经封她为太上掌门,醒来就不承认,真是个说话不算数的糟老头子。 „I have the matter, must first walk.” Zhu Juntang remembers the oneself two imperial jade seals, was destroyed by Liu Changan, must look for Shangguan Dandan to carve to be good, then holds up both hands preparation of Liu Changan to leave. “我还有事,要先走了咩。”竹君棠想起自己的两个玉玺,都被刘长安破坏了,要去找上官澹澹重新刻好才行,便举起刘长安的双手准备离开。 Liu Changan put out a hand to catch her, „you first presented the membership application to school, then must establish the education public welfare fund the news to leak out you.” 刘长安一伸手又把她抓了回来,“你先向学校递交入党申请书,然后再把你要成立教育公益基金的消息泄露出去。” „Knew.” Zhu Juntang is depressed said, oneself is obedient except for the little darling in front of Liu Changan, has not stood up from failure? Yeah, blames this bad old man Immortality, does not worry to choose the successor. “知道了。”竹君棠闷闷地说道,自己在刘长安面前难道除了乖乖听话,就没有翻身的时候了吗？哎,都怪这糟老头子长生不老,根本不着急选择继承人。 If he can only live several hundred years old, sees her like this peerless talent, has to be able Wind and Thunder Sword Sect of the Nine Provinces to carry forward naturally, has the powerhouse of powerful leadership, has not knelt down the entreaty, making her ride on his neck abuses power, in order to makes her promise to become his successor? 他要是只能活个几百岁,看到她这样的绝世天才,天然具备能够把九州风雷剑门发扬光大,拥有强大领导力的强者,还不跪下哀求,让她骑在他脖子上作威作福,以求让她答应成为他的继承人？ Those who make Zhu Juntang indistinctly somewhat proud is, oneself is really in good graces very much, even if the bad old man was mad by her called to change, is still considering for her. 让竹君棠隐隐约约有些骄傲的是,自己果然还是很得宠的,糟老头子即便被她气的嗷嗷直叫想变咩咩,依然在替她着想。 „The learn/study, do not know to deliberately create trouble well all day. You have a look at your mother, that is study tyrant in study tyrant, with the oneself professional ability, how many notch talents conquered? Is the crack troops, will take one hand/subordinate good casually, is the major universities, talent who the state-of-art science company, the top laboratory even great nation fights. You? Is leading one group of bread people! Within one minute completely by that I take down.” Liu Changan looks that she comes air/Qi. “好好学习,别整天就知道胡闹。你看看你妈,那是学霸之中的学霸,凭着自己的专业能力,征服了多少顶尖人才？手下都是精兵良将,随便拿出去一个,都是各大高校,尖端科技公司,顶级实验室甚至大国争抢的人才。你呢？带领着一群面包人!还是一分钟之内就全部被我放倒的那种。”刘长安看着她就来气。 Saw Zhu Juntang not only does not engage in introspection, on the face shows the proud facial expression immediately, Liu Changan knows that she must say anything, gets angry: „Do not speak you also to become the lead goat to me!” 看到竹君棠不但不反省,脸上又马上露出骄傲的神情,刘长安就知道她要说什么了,怒道:“别跟我讲你还能当上领头羊！” Zhu Juntang purses the lips senselessly, is he insect baby in her belly? How she shows an expression, by him was guessed correctly what she does want to say? 竹君棠无趣地抿了抿嘴,他是她肚子里的虫宝宝吗？怎么她只是露出一点表情,就被他猜到她要说什么了？ Can't the lead goats be proud? The mother gathers the talent, chooses the lead goats of various trades and occupations, Zhu Juntang is also one of the lead goats. 领头羊不能骄傲吗？妈妈招揽人才,就是选择各行各业的领头羊,竹君棠也是领头羊之一。 Zhu Juntang scolded stream of abuse, then looks for Shangguan Dandan and Bai Hui plays, today scolded is so cruel, the body and mind suffered the enormous injury, the entire small immortal sheep is not only good, in the evening cannot attend class. 竹君棠被骂的狗血淋头,便去找上官澹澹和白茴玩耍,今天被骂的这么残忍,身心遭受了极大的伤害,整只小仙羊都不好了,晚上不能上课。 …… …… …… …… O ~ ~, the backstage looked, after the previous hegemon, everyone's hitting enjoyed is also quick ten ten thousand Qidian coin, was Qidian coin, cannot favor one and discriminate against the other, tomorrow the big chapter expresses thanks for gift, thanks! O嗷~~,后台看了下,自上个盟主以后,大家的打赏累计又快十万起点币了,都是起点币,不能厚此薄彼,明天大章节谢赏,谢诸位！