ITI :: Volume #9

#881: The friend of woman

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您可以在百度里搜索“我真的长生不老妙笔阁(imiaobige.com)”查找最新章节！ Professor Ling really envies the would-be son-in-law of Liu, Han Zhizhi, since last year met that pursued her, after while asked dregs male Wu Fan of An Nuan WeChat, has not disclosed her emotion trend to family/home again. 凌教授是真的羡慕老柳家的准女婿,韩芝芝自从去年遇到那个一边追她,一边问安暖微信的渣男吴凡以后,就再也没有向家里透露她的情感动态。 Has the person to pursue, person who does have liking, matter so forth did not say to Professor Ling, to the first emotion setback of university love hopeful young female student is far from how big attack, but that type yearned that extinguished, perhaps will become will be discrete and vigilant. 有没有人追啊,有没有喜欢的人啊,诸如此类的事情都不跟凌教授讲了,对大学恋爱充满期待的小女生的第一次情感滑铁卢谈不上多么大的打击,但那种向往是熄灭了许多,也许会变得谨慎和警惕。 This also does not have any to worry, after all the child is little, but to best friend family/home the sentiment of envying actually cannot avoid, Liu Changan was really outstanding, was charming and humorous, facing elder also relaxed free humorous feelings, making Professor Ling feel conversation the contemporaries who probably was full of the masculine charm, the speech and behavior made one have the favorable impression. 这也没有什么好着急的,毕竟孩子还小,只是对闺蜜家的羡慕之情却免不了,刘长安真是太优秀了,又风趣又幽默,面对长辈也有一种轻松自如的诙谐感,让凌教授感觉交谈的好像是充满男性魅力的同龄人,言谈举止都让人心生好感。 No wonder initially Liu Yuewang changed the youth young girl time, will unable to bear to Liu Changan acts like a spoiled brat, pouring also not necessarily is the psychology also follows the young reason, but is Liu Changan this mature steady conduct, the itself/Ben is the woman the object who likes acting like a spoiled brat. 难怪当初柳月望变回青春少女的时候,会忍不住向刘长安撒娇,倒也未必就是心理也跟着年轻的缘故,而是刘长安这种成熟稳重的做派,本就是女人喜欢撒娇的对象。 In order to avoid evaporating, Liu Yuewang took two thin mouth glass jars, went but in actually the seal the nutrition element of temperate edition, then stretched out the tongue to lick the inner wall of disposable plastic cup, could look at her and Shangguan Dandan is extremely same, has wise lips and tongue skill, the length and flexibility that the tongue extended. 为了避免蒸发,柳月望拿了两个细口玻璃瓶子,把温和版本的营养元素倒了进去封装,然后伸出舌头把一次性塑料杯子的内壁舔了一圈,看得出来她和上官澹澹一样,有着极其高明的唇舌技巧,舌头伸的长而且灵活。 Professor Ling does not have Liu Yuewang with be able to pull to a hook bottom of the cup flexible tongue, she used the finger to scratch in the cup, then has the finger suction to be clean. 凌教授没有柳月望拿能够勾到杯子底部的灵活舌头,她用手指头在杯子里擦了一圈,然后含着手指头吸吮干净。 Liu Changan shakes the head, did not say Liu Yuewang, is Professor Ling outside is also the graceful calm intellectuality style, but these women for the beauty aid, really can spare nothing, now harms the vivid movement slightly, what also there is good to mind? 刘长安摇了摇头,不说柳月望,就是凌教授在外面也是优雅从容的知性风范,但这些女人为了美容养颜,真的是可以不惜一切代价,现在稍稍有损形象的动作,又有什么好介意的？ „An Nuan?” Patted the cheeks of oneself, felt that like the pleasantly warm new exhausted foxnut meat, the Liu Yuewang mood is excellent, this remembered the oneself daughter. “安暖呢？”拍了拍自己的脸颊,感觉就像温软新剥鸡头肉,柳月望心情大好,这才想起了自己女儿。 „Fear is awkward, the crawling window walked.” “害怕尴尬,爬窗户走了。” „Also just like the childhood, she and Zhizhi was the crawling window circumvents in hand.” Professor Ling is somewhat sigh with emotion, „childhood was because mischievous feared to come under attack to escape mischievously, now because of...... yeah, grows up unexpectedly.” “还和小时候一样,她和芝芝都是爬窗翻墙的里手。”凌教授有些感慨,“小时候是因为调皮淘气怕挨打逃跑,现在竟然是因为……哎,长大了。” „Aren't you awkward?” Liu Yuewang asked that snort/hum, she knows certainly that he is not awkward, he wrapped a leather bag, the buttocks is looked was also not all that serious, if An Nuan were not, perhaps will also turn several! “你就不尴尬吗？”柳月望问道,哼,她当然知道他不尴尬了,他套着一具皮囊,屁股被人看了也没什么大不了,如果安暖不在,说不定还会扭几下！ „When you in the appreciation classicism and neoclassicist sculpture, see these naked masculine statues, will you be awkward?” Liu Changan asked. “当你们在欣赏古典主义和新古典主义雕塑的时候,看到那些赤裸的男性雕像,你们会尴尬吗？”刘长安反问道。 „Cannot.” In order to express oneself is the rich artistic culture female intellectual, Professor Ling is provoking hair of earlobe, said superficially, although she and Liu Yuewang travels outside area, has seen the exposed statue, two people also let in fresh air touched the statue is not possible to say the place in turn. “不会啊。”为了表示自己是富有艺术修养的知识女性,凌教授拨弄着耳垂的发丝,轻描淡写地说道,尽管她和柳月望在外地旅游,见过裸露的雕像,两个人还轮流放风去摸了雕像的不可说之处。 Externally after also saw such statue, Liu Yuewang and Professor Ling definitely drew a conclusion, statue that cannot say the place, was the real size of foreigner, these they have not actually looked in film was the special actor. 在国外也见多了这样的雕像以后,柳月望和凌教授十分肯定地得出了一个结论,雕像那不可说之处,才是外国人的真实大小,那些她们其实没有看过的片子里的都是特型演员罢了。 „We look naturally will not be awkward, if you are the statue, you aren't awkward?” Liu Yuewang does not make Liu Changan shift the issue object. “我们看的当然不会尴尬啊,若你是雕像,你不尴尬吗？”柳月望不让刘长安转移问题对象。 „Professor Liu really has the lofty aesthetic training, compared with the statue me.” Liu Changan said, „you before entering living room, has not definitely imagined me a wisp of body, when saw suddenly, in the heart naturally does not have the evil thought that at that time in the eye was one purely, filled the aesthetic sense young man body, your vision also directly reflected to the male beautiful appreciation. Your vision are chaste, my body is chaste, appreciates with is appreciated, you are not awkward, I am not awkward.” “柳教授果然具备高雅的审美修养,把我比作了雕像。”刘长安称赞道,“你们在进入客厅之前,肯定没有想象我不着一缕的身体,当忽然间看到,心中自然也没有邪念,那时候眼里就是一具纯粹的,充满美感的年轻男子身体,你们的目光也是直接反映出了对男子美的欣赏。你们的目光纯洁,我的身体纯洁,欣赏者与被欣赏者,你们不尴尬,我也不尴尬。” Liu Yuewang and Professor Ling look at Liu Changan together intently, then looked at each other one mutually, Professor Ling first cannot bear smile to make noise. 柳月望和凌教授一起直愣愣地看着刘长安,然后互相对视了一眼,还是凌教授先忍不住笑出声。 „Haha...... opening mouth of long such can talk really well, no wonder An Nuan will be taken by you.” Professor Ling carried the canteen awaking tea with a smile, Liu Changan was really interesting. “哈哈……长这么能说会道的一张嘴,难怪安暖会被你拿下。”凌教授笑着端起了水壶醒茶,刘长安真是太有意思了。 Liu Yuewang is also speechless, at heart ahem, he was such can talk really well took An Nuan, but also almost...... no. 柳月望也无话可说,心里哼哼,他就是这么能说会道把安暖拿下了,还差点……没什么。 Is good because of the Liu Yuewang wise supernatural might, discovered the online uncle's true colors long time ago, discovered under the line the true colors of young boy is actually the uncle, letting him to deceive her, the every action and every movement back thoughts and motive, exposed before her of being blazing with anger. 好在柳月望英明神武,早早就发现了网上大叔的真面目,又发现了线下小男孩的真面目其实就是大叔,让他再也不能欺骗她,一举一动背后的心思与动机,都暴露在目光如炬的她面前。 „Actually regarding the appreciation of buttocks, passed through the entire history of human. When the modern record form has the earth-shaking transformation, the picture turns into the movement, multi- colors, rich and clear time, all kinds of people are displaying the happiness or the seduction of buttocks exhaustively.” The Liu Changan vision naturally passed over gently and swiftly outside the leg of two middle-aged woman the line, „hears my these words, what two did first think of?” “其实对于臀部的欣赏,贯穿了人类的整个历史。当现代记录形式发生翻天覆地的变革,画面变成运动的,多彩的,丰富而清晰的时候,各种各样的人绞尽脑汁地在表现出臀部的美好或者诱惑。”刘长安目光自然地掠过两位中年妇女的腿外侧线条,“听到我这番话,两位首先想到了什么？” „Malena.” Liu Yuewang looks at Liu Changan, she thought that Liu Changan can understand her suggestion, „«Sicilia Beautiful Legend» in Malena, in the movie has her to be looked steadily by the vision of men repeatedly, they look that her hip line is unable to extricate oneself, line that the high-heeled shoes, the small waist, non-stop swaying from side to side.” “玛莲娜。”柳月望看着刘长安,她觉得刘长安能够明白她的暗示,“《西西里的美丽传说》里的玛莲娜,电影中有多次她被男人们的目光盯视,他们看着她的臀线无法自拔,高跟鞋,小蛮腰,还有不停扭动的线条。” Liu Yuewang this time true contains, Malena's such outstanding person, is in the movie the thin and small boy is unable to enjoy, no matter he longs for obtaining Malena, is illusioned to Malena, but pitifully among two people not possibly. 柳月望这次是真正的含蓄,玛莲娜这样的尤物,是电影中瘦小的男孩无法消受的,不管他多么地渴望得到玛莲娜,对玛莲娜充满幻想,但可惜两人之间没有可能。 Liu Changan nods, looks to Professor Ling. 刘长安点了点头,又看向凌教授. „I remembered the buttocks that Jiang Wen's the red joined bodies swimsuit of «Sunny Day» in Milan wrapped, obviously was the young girl, then was actually full, had that plump line, object who inside actor Ma Xiaojun and the others were infatuated with.” Professor Ling somewhat said sigh with emotion, this movie opens, the years of Professor Ling also young girl. “我想起了姜文的《阳光灿烂的日子》里米兰的红色连体泳衣包裹的臀部,明明是少女,却那么饱满,有那么肥硕的线条,正是里面男主角马小军等人迷恋的对象。”凌教授有些感慨地说道,这部电影上映的时候,凌教授也正是少女的时代。 In the movie blatantly seeks publicity, attracts attractively, has to exceed Milan that the contemporaries experience, once was the innumerable girl's idols, they imagined Milan such to impulse recklessly, but lived finally thousand people of thousand, does not know that several people became Milan, whether also really lived the feeling of most starting. 电影里招摇过市,魅惑诱人,有着超越同龄人经历的米兰,也曾经是无数女孩子的偶像,她们都想像米兰那样肆意冲动,只是最终都活成了千人千面,也不知有几人成了米兰,又是否真的活出了最开始的感觉。 „«Sicilia Beautiful Legend» was in 2000 screens, " Sunny Day » 95 years screened. Was the old piece, at that time wants to look to sway from side to side frankly and uprightly, or the buttocks of exposition, were to go to the dance hall, dance high prevalence age.” “《西西里的美丽传说》是2000年上映的,《阳光灿烂的日子》是95年上映的。都是老片了,那个时候想光明正大地看扭动的,或者暴露的屁股,就是要去歌舞厅,也正是舞蹈大流行的年代。” „At that time the street alley in city, had to jump Rumba everywhere, exactly, Tango, fox step, break dancing, regardless of the men and women old jump the disco. The present square dance was instead more monotonous, but also is more popular, the rural townships found at everywhere...... that time everyone farm work unable to do, ideologically could not let loose, the rural area few danced personally.” Liu Changan somewhat fondly remembers slightly sighs with emotion, now Sun Honglei of fire, once wore the suit, is singing the folk song, is dancing the break dancing. “那时候城市的街头小巷,到处都有跳伦巴,恰恰,探戈,狐步,霹雳舞的,无论男女老都跳的士高。现在的广场舞反而单调了许多,不过却又更加普及,农村乡镇都随处可见……那时候大家农活都干不完,思想上也放不开,农村就没几个人跳舞。”刘长安略微有些怀念地感慨,如今大火的孙红雷,也曾经穿着西装,唱着民歌,跳着霹雳舞。 Does not fondly remember that age, but fondly remembers the time that oneself spent. 不是怀念那个年代,只是怀念自己度过的时光。 „Except for the break dancing, we will jump.” Professor Ling puts down the canteen, made several dance movements. “除了霹雳舞,我们都会跳。”凌教授放下水壶,做了几个舞蹈动作。 The break dancing stemmed from the 1970s, was a street dance, in the 80's after entering the home, was all the rage across the country, can see youngster of learn/study outer space step everywhere, or made that type to clean the glass to the air the movement. 霹雳舞起源于上个世纪七十年代,是一种街头舞蹈,八十年代进入国内以后,风靡大江南北,到处都可以看到学习太空步的年轻人,或者做那种对着空气擦玻璃的动作。 „Come, I teach you to study the outer space step.” Liu Changan beckons toward Professor Ling. “来,我教你学个太空步。”刘长安朝着凌教授招手。 „, I am too difficult to learn!” Professor Ling has not thought that Liu Changan wants to teach her to dance, is what outer space step, is covering mouth to smile. “啊,我学不来！”凌教授没有想到刘长安想教她跳舞,还是什么太空步,捂着嘴笑。 „Studies to select us usually not to practice.” Liu Yuewang is pushing and shoving Professor Ling. “去学点我们平常不练的。”柳月望推搡着凌教授。 Professor Ling stands, „good, to be difficult?” 凌教授站起来,“好吧,难不难？” „Very simple. Come, first both feet gathers, then separates about five centimeters, standing on tiptoes the right tip of the toe...... Professor Ling your calf is attractive, the muscle line is very attractive.” The Liu Changan praise said that woman who actually this type dances frequently, the stature is generally very good, particularly dances the danse du ventre, suits the dance of Professor Ling stature...... the Professor Ling husband also to have the suspicion of offtracking it is said that can only say that for a long time enters the room of irises and orchids not to smell its fragrance, the family/home spends not to have the wild flower fragrance eventually. “很简单。来,先双脚并拢,再分开五厘米左右,踮起右脚尖……凌教授你这小腿漂亮,肌肉线条很好看。”刘长安夸赞道,其实这种经常跳舞的女人,身材一般都很不错,尤其是跳肚皮舞的,正是适合凌教授身材的舞蹈……据说凌教授的老公也有出轨的嫌疑,只能说久入芝兰之室不闻其香,家花终究没有野花香。 „Thanks.” Professor Ling somewhat is slightly embarrassed, stretches the face to make the oneself smile appear acts with constraint. “谢谢。”凌教授略微有些不好意思,绷住脸让自己的笑容显得矜持一些。 „The left tip of the toe supports the ground again, you looked that my center of gravity is places on the right foot, the left leg has a flexible feeling, at this time after your left leg moves, after...... pastes the ground moves, the left leg is straight.” Liu Changan then teaches. “再左脚尖撑住地面,你看我重心是放在右脚上的,左脚有种灵活的感觉,这时候你左脚后移,对……贴地面后移,左脚要直。”刘长安接着教。 „Quick that Old Ling you study!” Liu Yuewang put out the cell phone video recording, they usually dance also record frequently, is mainly returns looks under the appreciation the oneself satisfactory stance, or finds the insufficient place. “老凌你学的很快！”柳月望拿出了手机录像,她们平常跳舞也经常录像的,主要是回看欣赏下自己美美的姿态,或者找一下不足的地方。 „You after the left leg moves to this movement, the left leg must rapidly stand on tiptoes the tip of the toe, simultaneously is equivalent to the start movement......” “你在左脚后移这个动作后,左脚要迅速踮起脚尖,同时相当于起步动作……” After Liu Changan taught several, then starts with the Professor Ling synchronization practice, two people in tandem used the outer space step to walk several in the living room back and forth. 刘长安教了几遍以后,便开始和凌教授同步练习,两个人一前一后在客厅里用太空步走了几个来回。 Liu Yuewang walked the video of outer space step to send Liu Changan and Professor Ling together in the friend circle, then stood, „I must study, teach me!” 柳月望把刘长安和凌教授一起走太空步的视频发在了朋友圈,然后站了起来,“我也要学,教教我！” The Professor Ling dance foundation of basic skills is very deep, decent that quick walks, although does not have Liu Changan that type to flow such as the water unceasing feeling, but was also quite charming, lets be described by Liu Changan dances like „praying mantis shadowboxing” Professor Liu envies. 凌教授舞蹈功底很深,很快就走的像模像样,尽管没有刘长安那种流淌如水不断的感觉,但也颇为帅气了,让被刘长安形容跳舞如同“螳螂打拳”的柳教授羡慕不已。 „Ten centimeters high-heeled shoes...... you change shoes.” Liu Changan looks a Liu Yuewang that might be called the invincible proportion selects the long leg high, this woman has not disliked the oneself leg probably seems like too long, wishes one could to walk on stilts starting off. “十厘米的高跟鞋啊……你换个鞋子吧。”刘长安看了一眼柳月望那堪称无敌比例的高挑长腿,这女人好像就没有嫌自己腿看起来太长的,恨不得踩高跷上路。 Liu Yuewang changed the shoes, with the Liu Changan study, sent the friend to encircle this feedback to the Professor Ling video recording. 柳月望换了鞋子,跟着刘长安学,这回轮到凌教授录像发朋友圈了。 At this time An Nuan just arrived at the assembly point, looked at a friend circle while convenient, mother and Auntie Ling in tandem sent two friend circles, is Liu Changan teaches them the outer space step. 这时候安暖刚到集合点,顺便看了一下朋友圈,妈妈和凌姨一前一后发了两条朋友圈,都是刘长安教她们太空步的。 An Nuan has not been jealous actually, but finds it ridiculous, but also thinks after oneself walked, he will walk immediately, where knows that he was just visited light/only the buttocks by two middle-aged women, turned around to wear the pants to teach them to dance. 安暖倒是没有吃醋,只是觉得好笑,还以为自己走了以后,他马上就会走,哪里知道他刚刚被两个中年妇女看了光屁股,一转身穿上裤子就教起了她们跳舞。 He never had...... to say that probably awkwardly he was really the friend of female, the little girl likes gathering round him to transfer, this middle-aged woman also favored about him. 他大概从来没有尴尬过把……不得不说他真的是女性之友,小女孩喜欢围着他转,这中年妇女也对他青睐有加。 Thinks, An Nuan preserves in the cell phone the video that Professor Ling pats, then sends to the QQ space, enclosed commentary: The boyfriends flatter the girlfriend mother's typical example. 想了想,安暖把凌教授拍的视频保存到手机里,然后发到QQ空间里,附上了评论:男朋友讨好女朋友妈妈的典型范例。
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