您可以在百度里搜索“我真的长生不老妙笔阁(imiaobige.com)”查找最新章节！ In the confusion Shen Bin held down, the cell phone was robbed finally, after starting, was grabbed his finger unlocking, is only mixes food, was not the participants of business agent reports to the police directly. 混乱之中沈斌被人按住,手机终于被抢走,开机以后被人抓着他的手指解锁,还有只是来混一顿饭,并非代理商的参会者直接报警了。 Liu Changan looks at this lively scene, nods, said to Shangguan Dandan: Feelings that „community expressed that regardless of were correct and wrong, nicely with the evil, was simple direct and is exaggerated simultaneously. You discovered, in the reality, you make the mistake often is very easy to be forgiven, but in the network faces the community, same wrong, as if committed the monstrous crime.” 刘长安看着这热闹的场景,点了点头,对上官澹澹说道:“群体表达出来的感情,无论正确与错误,善良与罪恶,都是简单直接而同时被夸大的。你发现了没有,在现实里,你犯一点错误往往很容易被原谅,但在网络上面对群体时,同样的一点错误,仿佛犯下了弥天大罪。” Liu Changan feels is very interesting, he knew that some psychologists, have the research individual, there is a research community, 7788 that but has basically died, Liu Changan felt regret for them, when the network is developed, accumulation of people becomes simple time the even more, the research of community psychology and behavior becomes more important, but the rare related psychology writings were born recently, by big data the law of statistics of name simple and crude, is actually very superficial, was actually taken as a model by many economic domain people. 刘长安感觉很有趣,他认识一些心理学家,有研究个体的,也有研究群体的,但基本都已经死的七七八八了,刘长安替他们感到遗憾,当网络发达,人们的聚集性变得越发简单的时候,群体心理和行为的研究变得更加重要,只是最近少见相关的心理学大作诞生,以大数据的名义简单粗暴的统计规律,其实很肤浅,却被不少经济领域人士奉为圭臬。 „Un, you said right, snatched Our small carriage like you and other mistakes, can be forgiven, when you facing grandfather, Zhang Anshi, field millenium, stretch/open Chang and the others communities, turned into the monstrous crime.” Shangguan Dandan both hands hold the heat preservation pot to keep off before the body, drank too many effervescing water belly possibly to rouse a point, must block does not make others discover was good, so as to avoid seemingly had to lose the gracefulness of etiquette and queen mother. “嗯,你说的没错,就像你抢了朕的小马车等任何错误,都可以被原谅,但是当你面对祖父,张安世,田千秋,张敞等人的群体时,就变成了弥天大罪。”上官澹澹双手抱着保温壶挡在身前,喝了太多泡腾水肚子可能都鼓起来了一点,要挡住不让别人发现了才行,免得看起来有失礼仪和太后的优雅。 Shangguan Dandan is very attractive, but opening mouth, Liu Changan looks at her moistly bright red such as the small mouth of flower pitifully steadily, only thinks that needlework helps her sew. 上官澹澹真的很漂亮,但可惜长了张嘴,刘长安看着她那湿润润嫣红如花的小嘴叭叭,只想那针线帮她缝起来。 „Is the fool, more likes sticking together, because, when the community catches up, these stupid people, because the envy and other people of mentality participation, these waste, they could not have felt oneself again mediocre with failure, but is felt that oneself obtained one type, although short, but the irresistible great power, oneself can destroy all probably. This feeling makes them wallow, is unable to restrain the oneself frequent masturbation like some people.” Liu Changan thinks, the psychology he is a layman, but the current network community moves restlessly the governance, must have the expert of community psychology to participate can guide, releases and solves these issues. “越是蠢人,越喜欢抱团,因为在群体发力的时候,这些愚蠢的人,因为嫉妒等阴暗心理参与的人,还有那些废物,他们再也感觉不到自己的平庸与失败,而是感觉自己获得了一种虽然短暂,但不可阻挡的强大力量,好像自己可以摧毁一切。这种感觉让他们沉迷,就像有些人无法克制自己频繁的自渎一样。”刘长安想了想,心理学他是外行,但目前的网络群体躁动治理,必须得有懂群体心理学的专家参与其中才能引导,释放和解决这些问题。 „No, the frequent masturbation, is only the present all kinds thing dissemination is too possibly widespread, like the novel that in I read, some author styles are very obviously good, he is to add unnecessary erotic to describe many.” Shangguan Dandan does not approve, „likes giving you to send all kinds picture like others, you also like looking to be the same.” “不,频繁的自渎,可能只是现在色色的东西传播太广泛,就像我看的小说里,有些作者明明文笔很好,他就是要加很多没有必要的情色描写进去。”上官澹澹并不赞同,“就像别人喜欢给你发色色的照片,你也喜欢看一样。” „Has the buffet.” Liu Changan does not want to say with Shangguan Dandan, when has filled the drink toward the mouth, the stopper thing, has stopped up Shangguan Dandan that the mouth could not speak, was most lovable. “去吃自助餐。”刘长安不想和上官澹澹说完,当一直往嘴里灌饮料,一直塞东西,堵住嘴巴说不出话的上官澹澹,才是最可爱的。 Liu Changan and Shangguan Dandan have the buffet time, the police catch up to process, in Shen Bin's cell phone discovered that he is selling the minor video, later mother Song Taozi catches up, after being extremely disappointed, drives away school to look for Song Taozi the vehicle, the police prepares to carry off Shen Bin, after the procedure/program walks, basically is in custody to wait to interrogate. 刘长安和上官澹澹吃自助餐的时候,警察赶来处理,在沈斌的手机中发现他在售卖未成年人视频,随后宋桃子妈妈赶来,极度失望之后把车子开走去学校找宋桃子,警察准备把沈斌带走,程序走完之后基本上是刑拘等候审讯。 Shen Bin proposed that wants on a restroom, the police also are user-friendly, after inspecting a bathroom in hotel building, then lets Shen Binjin the bathroom. 沈斌提出要上一下厕所,警察也很人性化,检查了酒店一楼的卫生间以后,便让沈斌进了卫生间。 Sits in the toilet, Shen Bin just took off the pants, lit cigarette, is separated the gate to be shoved open, Shen Bin saw Liu Changan to push, the skill seized Shen Bin neck, making his voice unable to send. 坐在马桶上,沈斌刚刚脱了裤子,点了一根烟,间隔门被推开,沈斌看到刘长安挤了进来,身手就掐住了沈斌的脖子,让他一点声音也发不出来。 Liu Changan gave him to input some super life energies, strengthened his body, in order to avoid he was easy, because is unable to withstand the grief, but excessive loss of blood dizziness, then table knife Shen Bin castrating. 刘长安给他输入了一些超级生命能量,强化了他的身体,以免他容易因为无法承受伤痛而失血过多眩晕,然后餐刀把沈斌给阉了。 Shen Bin looks that the oneself descendants bag crashed in the sewer by Liu Changan, the eyeball split open, the mouth opens to the cheeks splits, is actually a sound cannot send, whole person stiff twitching , the four limbs cannot put forth the strength completely, can only look helplessly the oneself lower part bleeds continuously. 沈斌看着自己的子孙袋被刘长安冲进了下水道,眼球迸裂,嘴巴张到脸颊裂开,却还是一丝声音都发不出来,整个人僵硬的抽搐,四肢完全使不出力量,只能眼睁睁地看着自己下体流血不止。 „Cut the beef steak a moment ago time, I thought that this is not easy-to-use the blade, too obtuse a point. Good Shangguan Dandan had not discovered that I was suitable for the table knife, otherwise she later definitely followed the example, was held that too to be awkward.” Liu Changan thought that this type is likely, rejoiced very relaxes. “刚才切牛排的时候,我就觉得这把刀不好使,太钝了一点。还好上官澹澹没有发现我顺走了餐刀,不然她以后肯定有样学样,被抓住那就太尴尬了。”刘长安觉得这种可能性很大,十分庆幸地松了一口气。 No, oneself cannot so ridicule Shangguan Dandan, the queen mother is poor, most also tries in the dignity with eye to gain the discount and opens the share to sell. 不,自己不能如此揶揄上官澹澹,太后再贫穷,最多也只是试图用眼睛里的威严来获取折扣和拆份售卖罢了。 Shen Bin body because of the fear and nerve response convulsion, has actually been staring at the launching channel of toilet stubbornly, even if it is said were cut away, in a short time can still join, but this was rushed to the sewer, means that oneself is unable to be humane from now. 沈斌的身躯因为恐惧和神经反应痉挛,却一直死死地盯着马桶的下水通道,据说即便被切掉,短时间内也可以接上,但这被冲到下水道里,意味着自己从此以后再也无法人道了。 „What thinks?” Liu Changan sees Shen Bin expression, knows that what he is thinking, the tone explained gently, „you assigned/life must not have, but also thought the next half a lifetime the issue?” “想啥呢？”刘长安看到沈斌的表情,就知道他在想什么,语气柔和地解释,“你命都要没了,还想下半生的问题？” „You...... do you want to do?” Shen Bin felt that his hand loosens, is tolerating the severe pain, looks at Liu Changan with the hope look, „put me......” “你……你要干什么？”沈斌感觉到他的手松开一点,强忍着剧痛,用祈求的眼神看着刘长安,“放了我吧……” „How possibly?” Liu Changan with a smile his neck wrenching apart. “怎么可能？”刘长安笑着把他的脖子给扭断了。 Looks at Shen Bin body, Liu Changan beckons, the pitch dark hair flowed from the exhaust fan of ceiling, they revolved are condensing in the same place, changed to a giant python, on Shen Bintun. 看着沈斌的尸体,刘长安招了招手,一团乌黑的头发从天花板的排气扇里流了出来,它们旋转着凝聚在一起,化作了一条巨大的蟒蛇,一口就把沈斌吞了。 The python ran out of the bathroom, the police who immediately frightens stick to the wall to retrocede again and again, they had/left the police to only have a person to match the spear/gun, but does not dare to open fire casually, but the python the national protect animals, such can swallow the person perhaps any firm foundation put on the rank. 蟒蛇冲出了卫生间,顿时吓的警察紧贴着墙壁连连后退,他们出警只有一个人配了枪,但也不敢随便开枪,蟒蛇可是国家保护动物,这样一口就能吞人的说不定还是什么牢底坐穿级别的。 „Everyone was careful!” “大家小心！” „Has the python!” “有蟒蛇！” People in inside the main hall screamed dodge, many people just drew back a point to take the cell phone photography, some people found that the python was does not return crawls toward the hotel back door, even followed to photograph. 大堂里的人们尖叫闪躲,不少人刚刚退开一点就拿着手机拍摄,有人发现蟒蛇是头也不回地往酒店后门爬行,甚至跟着一路拍摄。 That python in the back door position, was almost Shen Bintu of torn, then climbed in the greenbelt to vanish to disappear. 那蟒蛇在后门的位置,把几乎是骨肉分离的沈斌吐了出来,然后爬进绿化带里就消失不见了。 ...... …… ...... …… Liu Changan rides the electric car, Shangguan Dandan is sitting in his arms, always felt the specially following point that today Liu Changan sits, remained to Shangguan Dandan multiposition, making the queen mother honored buttocks more comfortable. 刘长安骑着电动车,上官澹澹靠在他怀里坐着,总觉得今天刘长安坐的特别后面一点,给上官澹澹留了更多位置,让太后尊贵的屁股舒服了许多。 Liu Changan looked down the Shangguan Dandan hair once for a while, she was too weird, such that just like Liu Changan once suspected, the hair of Shangguan Dandan is equivalent to the simple function of tentacle absolutely incessantly. 刘长安时不时地低头看了看上官澹澹头发,她太邪门了,正如刘长安曾经猜想的那样,上官澹澹的头发绝对不止是相当于触手的简单功能。 „We go to that vending machine to play a meeting again.” Shangguan Dandan looked at the oneself empty handbag, because eats with Liu Changan, before noon has the buffet, in the morning she meets completely the handbag was eaten spatially. “我们再去那个自动售货机玩一会。”上官澹澹看了看自己空荡荡的手提袋,因为和刘长安一起吃,在中午吃自助餐之前,上午她接满了的手提袋就被吃空了。 „Ok.” Liu Changan does not have the opinion. “行。”刘长安没有意见。 „The yogurt of that peach taste I do not like eating, fruit juice many with, you lose do not make an effort, I run not quickly, sometimes cannot receive.” “那个桃子味的酸奶我不喜欢吃,还有果汁多拿一点,你丢的时候不要太用力了,我跑不快,有时候就接不到。” „Ok.” “行。” „Or after you sweep the code opens the door, I lose, you pick.” “要不你扫码开门以后,我来丢,你来捡。” „Ok.” “行。” Shangguan Dandan nods satisfied, before 2000, he must also be such obedient, will not be abandoned. 上官澹澹满意地点了点头,两千年前他要也是这么听话,就不会被废了。 In the afternoon accompanied vending machine of Shangguan Dandan in front of Tian Han Grand Theatre to play the period of time, sent back her again, at this time in the network appeared about the five-star hotel eats the event of person python, has started to ferment in the network, quick mounted searched for hotly, various types of pictures and videos extensively disseminated. 下午陪着上官澹澹在田汉大剧院面前的自动售货机玩耍了一阵子,再把她送回去,这时候网络上关于五星级酒店出现吃人巨蟒的事件,已经开始在网络上发酵,很快就登上了热搜,各种照片和视频广泛传播开来。 And some people just photographed from beginning to end, video display that python flushed from the bathroom, the python mouth also has the movement of chewing, but when body creeping motion also follows the movement that swallowed. 其中有人刚好从头到尾拍摄到了,视频显示那巨蟒从卫生间里冲出来的时候,蟒嘴还有嘴嚼的动作,而身体蠕动时也伴随着吞咽的动作。 The python is more than ten meters, some people according to the length and size analysis think that this is the Amazon eunectes murinus, or is personal breeds to slide secretly secretly. 巨蟒长达十余米,有人根据长度和大小分析认为这是亚马逊森蚺,或者是私人偷偷养殖偷溜出来的。 This view cannot stand firmly, any ophidia that because video clear display this python and saves obviously is different, its head proportion goes far beyond the Amazon eunectes murinus . Moreover the movement that its useful teeth chewing and tears, other pythons like this, will not swallow directly. 这种说法站不住脚,因为视频清晰显示这条蟒蛇和显存的任何蛇类都不一样,它的头部比例远远超过亚马逊森蚺,而且它有用牙齿嘴嚼和撕扯的动作,其他蟒蛇根本不会这样,都是直接吞掉。 „This is the spirit snake of that broken-down wall flying! At night the day before yesterday we when the west of the river staff bathroom took a bath, a snake that cultivated in the air-raid shelter breaks through a wall, is today in the snake that the five-star hotel presented that clarity that I looked, exactly the same!” “这是那条破壁飞天的灵蛇！前天晚上我们在河西职工浴室洗澡的时候,一条在防空洞里修炼的蛇破壁而出,就是今天在五星级酒店出现的蛇,我看的清清楚楚,一模一样！” „Truly is not the ordinary snake, after it left the hotel entered the greenbelt, vanished baseless, the fire service invited the ophidia expert, had not found its tiny bit trail, only then the flying explained!” “确实不是普通的蛇,它离开酒店进入绿化带以后就凭空消失了,消防部门请来了蛇类专家,都没有找到它一丝一毫的踪迹,只有飞天来解释了！” „Silly, it is the water monkey disguises as.” “傻了吧,它是水猴子假扮的。” „Go away, a stem uses everywhere, rubs the water monkey hardly.” “滚啊,一个梗到处用,就硬蹭水猴子。” Liu Changan read a while commentary, various at sixes and sevens suspicions, human is really interesting. 刘长安翻看了一会儿评论,各种乱七八糟的猜想,人类真是有趣。 That python does not certainly have the mark to seek, because it is the hair fluctuated, finally changed hair, returned to Shangguan Dandan. 那蟒蛇当然是无迹可寻,因为它本来就是头发变幻而成,最后又变回了头发丝,回到了上官澹澹头上。 Plays cards while Shangguan Dandan, exchanged with her friends while convenient picks the present today the victory, Liu Changan entered her room, touched that bronze coffin. 趁着上官澹澹去打牌,顺便和她的朋友们交流今日捡礼品的战果,刘长安进了她的房间,摸了摸那具青铜棺材。 Has not turned on the light, in room is somewhat gloomy, drops the sunlight that from out of the door, only then a piece, the bronze coffin even more appears quiet and mysterious. 没有开灯,房间里有些阴暗,从门外落进来的阳光只有一片,青铜棺材愈发显得静谧而神奇。 Shangguan Dandan quite few has lain down now again in the bronze coffin, sometimes only if she wants to love tenderly her small coffin, to express that it is still her beloved treasure. 上官澹澹现在已经比较少再躺进青铜棺材里,除非她有时候想要怜爱一下她的小棺,以表示它依然是她心爱的宝贝。 In Shangguan Dandan there, this coffin seems like the AI equipment that can operate with the voice is the same, is similar to various nowadays popular voice assistants. 在上官澹澹那里,这具棺材好像是可以用语音操纵的AI设备一样,与现今流行的各种语音助手差不多。 It possibly does not have these voice assistants to be fierce in the network functionality utilization, but powerful were too possibly many in the abilities in other aspects, even nothing which is not possible feeling. 它在网络功能运用上可能没有那些语音助手厉害,但在其他方面的能力可能就强大太多了,甚至给人无所不可能的感觉。 Sometimes Liu Changan thought that it looks like a space age maintaining livelihood cabin anything, can support the interplanetary flight the maintaining livelihood cabin, is very naturally powerful, can restore even transforms the life body. 有时候刘长安觉得它更像一个太空时代的维生舱什么的,可以支持星际飞行的维生舱,自然无比强大,能够修复甚至改造生命躯体。 On the bronze coffin chocked up various beautifully packageds boxes, carefully looks, is all kinds of candies, looked that the packing knows cannot spend by the Shangguan Dandan financial resource, after was she obtained Zhu Juntang candy room, without a doubt moved. 青铜棺材上摆满了各种包装精美的盒子,仔细一看,都是各种各样的糖果,看包装就知道以上官澹澹的财力是消费不起的,毫无疑问就是她得到了竹君棠的糖果屋后搬过来的。 Although here were many, but she moved on that day that many times, obviously incessantly at present these. 这里虽然不少了,但那天她搬了那么多次,显然不止眼前这些。 Liu Changan pushed the bronze coffin, the coffin lap skidded, revealed that coffin internal situation, before inside and Liu Changan, no difference that saw, a bed brocade quilt, under before the quilt was Liu Changan, placed the book in rattan wood book box, pillow, jewelry box, clothes, as well as many effervescence tablets...... 刘长安推了推青铜棺材,棺材盖板滑动,显露出棺材内部的情况,里面和刘长安以前看到的没有什么区别,一床锦被,被子下面是刘长安以前放在藤木书箱里的书,还有枕头,首饰盒,衣服,以及许多泡腾片…… He coffin cover good, observes the situation all around again, had not discovered that many candy stacks position, his vision falls on this coffin again, the Shangguan Dandan candy hides in the coffin mostly, this thing can play the role of storage space absolutely. 他把棺材盖好,再次环视四周,没有发现更多的糖果堆积的位置,他的目光再次落在这个棺材上,上官澹澹的糖果多半是藏在棺材里,这东西绝对能起到储物空间的作用。 By knowledge that Liu Changan grasps at present, is a little unreadable, he coffin lap shove around, thought suddenly this coffin stands erect, is a bit like the elevator theater box...... frequently appearing like that movie, walks to be able you to bring to the elevator of another strange space and time. 以刘长安目前掌握的学识,有点难以理解,他把棺材盖板推来推去,忽然觉得这棺材竖立起来,有点像电梯厢……就像那种电影里常常出现的,走进去能把你带到另外一个奇异时空的电梯。 Liu Changan touches on the coffin, this thing light/only depends to look that could not see what positive result comes, Tesla, this concentrates the thing that the strongest science and technology of ancient times civilization made, is only Shangguan Dandan and Tesla that will be completely same? 刘长安在棺材上摸来摸去,这东西光靠看是看不出什么名堂来的,特斯拉也有一个,这是集中了远古文明的最强科技制造出来的东西,只是上官澹澹的和特斯拉的那一个会完全相同吗？ At present is unknown, can wait for Su Mei that side research development probably, can reveal more secrets...... by understanding of Liu Changan Su Mei, she will definitely excavate the city under Antarctic ice cap, so long as she not stupid to digs again Tesla, Liu Changan will not manage, because his oneself was also very curious to the ancient times civilization. 目前不得而知,大概会等苏眉那边的研究进展,才能揭开更多的秘密吧……以刘长安对苏眉的了解,她肯定会发掘南极冰盖下的城市,只要她不蠢到将特斯拉再挖出来,刘长安也不会管,因为他自己对远古文明也很好奇。 Liu Changan has not gone directly to ask Shangguan Dandan, first possibly her oneself does not know, ignorant, secondly she knows that will not say, other queen mother skill of does not have, to feign ignorance the skill that then moe to mix to pass through to be great, her oneself said by survives lovably. 刘长安没有去直接问上官澹澹,一来可能她自己都不知道,浑浑噩噩的,二来她知道也不会说,太后别的本事没有,打马虎眼然后萌混过关的本事是一等一的,她自己都说了是靠可爱生存下来的。 Looked at the time, Liu Changan prepared to attend class, arrives at the Aunt Xie sales store, was away from the transparent plastic curtain, saw Shangguan Dandan to stand on the sliver chair, raised her to pack sold machine the handbag of commodity automatically, is showing off anything, other old man elderly lady showed the expression that envied. 看了看时间,刘长安准备去上课,走到谢婶子的小卖部,隔着透明塑料门帘,看到上官澹澹站在长条椅子上,提着她那装满了自动售卖机商品的手提袋,正在炫耀着什么,其他老头老太太都露出羡慕的表情。 Your that is buys, others are pick, what vigor do you show off? Liu Changan is unreadable, has not gone to reveal, today does not want to provoke her. 你那是花钱买的,别人是去捡的,你炫耀个什么劲？刘长安难以理解,也没有去揭穿,今天不想招惹她。 …… …… …… …… Various types asked 各种求 Somewhat stupid book friend said that big chapter of saving water, I am not very clear this truth, before my three smallpox three hours wrote 3000 characters, the non- water, my day spends for more than ten hours to write 10,000 characters now is the water, what logic? My this, written coming out has written, does not want to write does not write. 有些愚蠢的书友说大章节水,我不是很明白这个道理,以前我三天花三个小时写三千字,不水,现在我一天花十几个小时写一万字就是水,什么逻辑？我一直这样,写的出来就写,不想写的时候根本不写。 You can say my continuously very water, but must say that I write the big chapter am the water, without this truth. 你可以说我一直很水,但是要说我写大章节就是水,没这个道理。