您可以在百度里搜索“我真的长生不老妙笔阁(imiaobige.com)”查找最新章节！ After Shangguan Dandan bites the neck of Liu Changan, then loosened both hands, hangs down conducts the back after his, then the eye is rotating turning round upward, stares at the television is seeming like. 上官澹澹咬住刘长安的脖子以后,便松开了双手,垂挂在他的后背上,然后眼睛滴溜溜地转动着往上,盯着电视看起来。 In the television is broadcasting a news, had the middle and old aged man to be admitted to the hospital, took out the beer bottle from his intestinal tract, the screw driver, the tea with milk straw, air conditioning remote control and other matters, are more than ten jin (0.5 kg). 电视里正在播放一则新闻,有个中老年男子住进了医院,从他的肠道中取出了啤酒瓶子,螺丝起子,奶茶吸管,空调遥控器等物事,重达十多斤。 Shangguan Dandan wants to ask that Liu Changan can achieve, but is not willing to loosen his neck, then had not asked. 上官澹澹很想问刘长安能不能做到,但又不愿意松开他的脖子,便也没有问。 Liu Changan saw that in the television hit the middle and old aged man of mosaic to be interviewed, said that was the friend makes a bet, by friend who is a bad influence practical joke. 刘长安看到电视里打了马赛克的中老年男子正在接受采访,解释说是和朋友打赌,被损友恶作剧了。 The disgusting thing, Liu Changan does not certainly believe that this explanation, turned head to look at Shangguan Dandan, but her mouth is nipping his neck, the cheeks were close, Liu Changan one side head, the lip bumped into her forehead. 恶心玩意,刘长安当然不会相信这种解释,扭头看了一眼上官澹澹,只是她嘴咬着他的脖子,脸颊近在咫尺,刘长安一侧头,嘴唇就碰到了她的额头。 Shangguan Dandan shouldered the eyebrow foot to look at his one eyes, the moth is biological mother's forehead is the routine matter, did not say what men and women to give and receive does not kiss, Shangguan Dandan has not cared , to continue to stare at the television to look. 上官澹澹又挑起眉脚看了他一眼,蛾子亲一亲母亲的额头本是常事,倒不好说什么男女授受不亲,上官澹澹也没有在意,继续盯着电视看。 Traded the news, Liu Changan also shifted the attention, swayed a body, wanted to fling Shangguan Dandan, finally her body flung left Yaoyou shook, the tooth actually bit the neck of Liu Changan. 换了新闻,刘长安也转移了注意力,摇晃了一下身体,想要把上官澹澹甩下来,结果她的身体被甩的左摇右晃,牙齿却始终咬住了刘长安的脖子。 Liu Changan thinks the super revolving very much, flies like the helicopter propeller that she flings, if really flew, dashes the ceiling? 刘长安很想高速旋转,把她甩的飞起像直升飞机螺旋桨一样,但是万一真的飞了起来,把天花板都撞破呢？ Zhou Shuling looked at one in the kitchen, before letting she remembered, had looked zombie piece, the zombie biting neck was this, was only Shangguan Dandan this small zombie was too lovable, even if opened the mouth to bite, does not seem fearsome. 周书玲在厨房里看了一眼,让她想起了以前看过的僵尸片,僵尸咬人脖子就是这样的,只是上官澹澹这只小僵尸太可爱了一些,即便张大了嘴咬人,也不会显得可怖。 Liu Changan cannot get rid of Shangguan Dandan, Zhou Shuling makes him in the refrigerator take the Chinese toon to the building, Liu Changan then walks up to the building to get down like this. 刘长安摆脱不了上官澹澹,周书玲又让他到楼上冰箱里把香椿拿下来,刘长安便这样走上楼又下来。 Liu Changan prepares to enter the kitchen time, Shangguan Dandan loosens the tooth, conducts the back to jump down after him vigilantly, she has to guard against Liu Changan to seize the chance her to shut in the kitchen, when the time comes forces Shangguan Dandan to do the house job, the young queen mother is delicate is also hard to revolt. 刘长安准备走进厨房的时候,上官澹澹才松开牙齿,警惕地从他后背上跳下来,她不得不防备刘长安会趁机把她关进厨房里,到时候逼迫上官澹澹干家务活,小小的太后过于柔弱也难以反抗。 „Your skin true thickness.” Zhou Shuling looked at tooth seal on a Liu Changan neck , but is really a bit like in that movie the zombie or the vampire have nipped the appearance, but the hickey of powder powder adds on little tooth seal, feeling is the lovable small zombie is mischievous. “你的皮真厚。”周书玲看了一眼刘长安脖子上的牙印,浅浅的,不过真的有点像那种电影里僵尸或者吸血鬼咬过的样子,只是粉粉的唇印加上小小的牙齿印,给人的感觉就是可爱的小僵尸在淘气。 Liu Changan also thinks Zhu Juntang once used the picture bite mark of lipstick on his back of the hand, simultaneously announced that she is a noble vampire, but Liu Changan is her family member. 刘长安也想到了竹君棠曾经用唇膏在他的手背上画咬痕,同时宣布她是一只高贵的吸血鬼而刘长安是她的眷属。 „Is my skin thick, has your thick?” Liu Changan took a look at buttocks of Zhou Shuling, initially Zhou Dongdong declared the cheek and buttocks of Zhou Shuling are equally thick. “我的皮再厚,有你的厚？”刘长安瞅了一眼周书玲的屁股,当初周咚咚可是宣称周书玲的脸蛋和屁股一样厚的。 Naturally, the thickness of skin, with the thickness of cheek buttocks is not a matter, the skin is the skin, the thickness of cheek and buttocks generally includes the muscle and fat. 当然,皮的厚度,与脸蛋屁股的厚度不是一回事,皮就是皮,脸蛋和屁股的厚度一般都包括肌肉和脂肪。 The cheek and buttocks, have very big similarity actually, the modeling and peripheral object are also similar, is two petals, the function is also similar, hitting the face that for example people often said that actually with spanking, has certain shame nature. 脸蛋和屁股,倒是有很大的相似度,造型和周边物体也差不多,也都是两瓣,功能也类似,例如人们常说的打脸,其实和打屁股一样,都有一定的羞辱性质。 But among the men and women, touches the face and touches the buttocks, is the similar nature, but touches the face more tactful, therefore many people touch the face to said that in public places oneself and was touched the person of face, can touch the relations of buttocks. 而在男女之间,摸脸和摸屁股,也是差不多的性质,只是摸脸更委婉一些,所以很多人在公众场合摸脸以表示自己和被摸脸的人,是可以摸屁股的关系。 Liu Changan has not touched the face of Zhou Shuling intentionally, that also means that he does not want to touch the buttocks of Zhou Shuling, to a certain extent proved when two people are together the relations to be very chaste. 刘长安没有故意去摸过周书玲的脸,那也就意味着他并没有想摸周书玲的屁股,在一定程度上证明了两人相处时的关系十分纯洁。 The Zhou Shuling finger is wet, then presses the cheeks of oneself with the back of the hand, the finger conducts the back several careful referring to whorls, seems polished, Zhou Shuling remembers the finger of beforehand oneself suddenly slenderly actually seems skinny , compared with the present is completely another pair of hand. 周书玲手指湿漉漉的,便用手背压了压自己的脸颊,手指背上有几个细细的指涡,更显得珠圆玉润,周书玲恍然间想起以前自己的手指纤细却显得干瘦,和现在比起来完全是另外一双手。 Hopes in this world good and industrious person, is happy like oneself, Zhou Shuling is thinking, looks down bottles of cans on kitchen stage, a hand actually made an effort to grasp the palm of Liu Changan under, „felt that my skin was getting better and better, even the cocoon did not have, where was thick?” 希望这个世界上善良和勤劳的人,都像自己一样幸福起来,周书玲这么想着,低头看着厨台上的瓶瓶罐罐,一只手却在底下用力握了握刘长安的手掌,“感觉到了没有,我的皮肤越来越好了,连茧子都没有,哪里厚了？” Zhou Shuling grasped to let loose, the palm was somewhat numb in that flash, probably was mounted in the same place, did not belong to oneself to be the same. 周书玲握了一下就放开,手掌在那一瞬间有些酥酥麻麻,好像被黏在一起,都不属于自己了一样。 In some sense, oneself but actually truly was the face thick-skinned a point, unexpectedly dares to make such matter to come, actually wish made him know that the oneself skin was getting better and better, lifts the hand to make him look well, rather than made him feel. 从某种意义上来说,自己倒确实是脸皮厚了一点,居然敢做出这样的事情来,其实想要让他知道自己皮肤越来越好,抬起手让他看一看就好,而不是让他来感受。 But he looked at her buttocks a moment ago, Zhou Shuling has not made him trace or curl upwards intentionally and so on, that explained that oneself is concerned about face, the skin is not thick. 可刚才他都看她的屁股了,周书玲也没有让他来摸一摸或者故意翘起来之类的,那说明自己还是要脸的,皮也不怎么厚。 Zhou Shuling patted the cheeks of oneself, is really, what to be indulging in flights of fancy? Certainly is afternoon drinks the sequela that the coffee had. 周书玲拍了拍自己的脸颊,真是的,在胡思乱想什么？一定是下午喝了咖啡留下的后遗症。 Zhou Shuling has not drunk several coffee, therefore this type of thing is quite intense to her function, after the caffeine exciting effect vanishes, she continuously somewhat dizzy floating feeling. 周书玲没喝过几次咖啡,所以这种东西对她的作用比较强烈,咖啡因刺激的效果消失后,她一直有些晕晕飘飘的感觉。 „I give your thing, hadn't finished eating?” Liu Changan felt that the change of her palm flesh, in her hand had some cocoons. “我给你的东西,还没有吃完吧？”刘长安感觉到了她手掌肌肤的变化,她的手上原来有一些茧子。 So long as the life is superior, the cocoon will vanish slowly, but this is also quite long time, now the cocoon vanishes, naturally was the thing that Liu Changan gave had the effect. 只要生活优越,茧子就会慢慢消失,但这也是一个比较长的时间,现在茧子就消失了,当然是刘长安给的东西起了效果。 The person who frequently plays the game is experienced, often grasps the palm fingers/tiger mouth of mouse, will produce the cocoon, gives up very intensive game life, the time that deliberately the maintenance words, the cocoon does not vanish is shortest also needs two to three years. 经常玩游戏的人就有经验,常握鼠标的手掌虎口,会磨出茧子,放弃高强度的游戏人生,不刻意保养的话,茧子消失的时间最短也需要两到三年。 Many middle-aged men, look at the oneself fair and clear clear fingers/tiger mouth, thinks that past mouse, sobbed to be sad unavoidably, the cocoon of fingers/tiger mouth vanished, in the past fought the day of again fighting unable to go back...... to have a mind in the Internet cafe all night long is also incapable again, the brain stem, heart stem wait/etc sudden death probabilities increased, does not dare. 许多中年男人,看着自己白净圆润的虎口,想想当年的鼠标手,难免唏嘘而忧伤,虎口的茧子消失了,当年在网吧通宵达旦一战再战的日子再也回不去了……有心也无力,脑梗,心梗等等猝死几率大增,不敢了。 The feeling that Liu Changan also wants to try to sudden die, is hard to achieve the degree of average person in this point, the difficulty is too eventually big, is slightly regrettable. 刘长安也想试试猝死的感觉,在这一点上难以做到普通人的程度,终究难度太大,略微遗憾。 „No, a drop, felt that can eat very for a long time.” Zhou Shuling shakes the head, then a little loves dearly said, „previous Third Young Lady Zhu plays, she noticed that I am eating, heard that is you give me, she must taste, but after she tasted one drop, spat, added what super nausea.” “没有,一次一滴嘛,感觉能吃很久。”周书玲摇了摇头,然后又有点心疼地说道,“上次竹三小姐过来玩,她看到我在吃,听说是你给我的,她也要尝一尝,但是她尝了一滴以后就吐了,还说什么超级恶心。” Zhu Juntang does this, actually a little does not have the politeness, but Zhou Shuling not accountant, because Zhu Juntang is such person, was not makes...... Zhou Shuling to feel to waste intentionally, this was Liu Changan gives the oneself gift, moreover probably very precious thing. 竹君棠这样做,其实有点没礼貌,但周书玲也不会计较,因为竹君棠就是这样的人,并不是故意这么做……周书玲只是觉得浪费了,这是刘长安送给自己的礼物,而且好像是很珍贵的东西。 „Quite strange, I thought that the flavor is very good, very nice-smelling smell, why will Zhu Juntang say the nausea?” Zhou Shuling asked puzzled. “好奇怪啊,我觉得味道很不错,还有很好闻的气味,竹君棠为什么会说恶心？”周书玲不解地问道。 „Nothing strange, you buy populace food to eat to her to the street shop or the ordinary restaurant casually, her same nausea wants to spit, then felt the oneself poison.” The Liu Changan look patted the shoulder of Zhou Shuling as usual, „do not give others to taste again, including Shangguan Dandan and Zhou Dongdong.” “没什么奇怪的,你到街边小店或者普通餐厅随便买点大众食物给她吃,她一样会恶心想吐,然后感觉自己中毒了。”刘长安神色如常地拍了拍周书玲的肩膀,“不要再给别人品尝了,包括上官澹澹和周咚咚。” „, I knew.” Hears the urging of Liu Changan, Zhou Shuling felt that oneself made the mistake the matter, asked low voice, „what thing was that?” “哦,我知道了。”听到刘长安的叮嘱,周书玲感觉自己做错了事情,小声问道,“那到底是什么东西呢？” „It‘s nothing, moisture, protein, fat, sugar, lecithin, inorganic salt, lactic acid, mucin sugar, enzyme, calcium magnesium zinc selenium potassium and other nutrients.” Liu Changan analyzed an ingredient slightly, takes truthfully. “没什么,水份,蛋白质,脂肪,糖,卵磷脂,无机盐,乳酸,果糖,酶,钙镁锌硒钾等营养物质。”刘长安略微分析了一下成份,如实以告。 „, One hear felt that the nutrition is very rich, no wonder after I ate, probably the body was much better, the skin also well, others said feeling that I moistened specially.” Zhou Shuling patted the face well satisfied, some anticipations praised look at Liu Changan, how others said that most made Zhou Shuling somewhat happy, but if she praised, the feeling of Zhou Shuling received the certificate like Zhou Dongdong, will revolve to fly the space like the small aircraft. “哇,一听就感觉营养特别丰富,难怪我吃了以后,好像身体好多了,皮肤也好好,别人都说我特别滋润的感觉。”周书玲心满意足地拍了拍脸,有些期待夸奖地看着刘长安,别人怎么说最多让周书玲有些开心,但是如果她夸奖的话,周书玲的感觉就像周咚咚领到奖状一样,会像小飞机旋转着飞到天上去。 The feeling of „specially moistening? Who said?” Liu Changan knits the brows to ask. “特别滋润的感觉？谁说的？”刘长安皱了皱眉问道。 „Uncle money!” “钱大爷！” „This old lecher.” Liu Changan scolded one, thinks little, old man old woman represented by Old Man Qian, is idle all day long, the quality is not high. “这老不修。”刘长安骂了一句,也不以为意,以钱老头为代表的老头老太,终日无所事事,素质不高。 „The inheritance of life is the picture scroll that in the long years launches slowly, sleek/moist thin silent. In these things contains super life energy, originally in super life energy common origin with blood, but it wants modest many, therefore the physique of more suitable average person.” Liu Changan nods, has not explained anything again. “生命的传承是漫长岁月中徐徐展开的画卷,润物细无声。这些东西中蕴含着的超级生命能量,原本和血液中的超级生命能量同源,但它要温和的多,所以更适合普通人的体质。”刘长安点了点头,没有再多解释什么。 Zhou Shuling blinks, she cannot understand, are not then many asked, like her thinks not clear matter, she is disinclined to think. 周书玲眨了眨眼睛,她听不懂,便不多问,就像她想不明白的事情,她就懒得多想。 At present Zhou Shuling thinks does not understand, but the question that is disinclined to think is mostly related with Shangguan Dandan, is the Dandan strength greatly why infinite? Is Dandan so why lazy? Why does Dandan like lying down in the coffin? It is not good directly to ask her. 目前周书玲想不明白但懒得多想的疑问大多数和上官澹澹有关,澹澹为什么力大无穷？澹澹为什么那么懒？澹澹为什么喜欢躺到棺材里去？都不好直接问她。 „I must eat the spicy beef.” Shangguan Dandan stands outside the kitchen, intent has referred said. “我要吃夫妻肺片。”上官澹澹站在厨房外,意有所指地说道。 Liu Changan looked at her one eyes, Shangguan Dandan then withdrew, in order to avoid entered the radiation range of kitchen. 刘长安看了她一眼,上官澹澹便退后一点,以免进入厨房的辐射范围。 Any thing has certain radiation range, for example the radiation range of kitchen, will enter, Liu Changan will then say: To eat what oneself to do. 任何事物都有一定的辐射范围,例如厨房的辐射范围,进入其中,刘长安便会说:想吃什么自己做。 May leave this radiation range, for example Shangguan Dandan in downstairs shouted that must eat anything, Liu Changan most said: oneself goes upstairs to eat, but also does the important person give to you? 可离开这个辐射范围,例如上官澹澹在楼下大喊要吃什么,刘长安最多说:自己上楼吃,还要人送给你吗？ Is this. 就是这样。 „, In the family/home has not made the spicy beef the material, that goes...... in the market to have one on the point today make is very delicious, ok?” Zhou Shuling said to Shangguan Dandan. “啊,家里没有做夫妻肺片的材料啊,那今天就点外卖吧……商场里有一家做的挺好吃的,行吗？”周书玲对上官澹澹说道。 „Good.” Shangguan Dandan nods again and again, enters in the kitchen to touch the head of Zhou Shuling, because selected went that is in the kitchen does not have any matter needs to do, Shangguan Dandan entered the kitchen bravely, was not worried that Liu Changan forced her to work. “好。”上官澹澹连连点头,走进厨房里摸周书玲的头,因为点了外卖那就是厨房里没有什么事情需要做的,上官澹澹勇敢地走进厨房,也不担心刘长安强迫她劳动了。 „Cooks a meal.” Liu Changan washing the rice sieve gave Shangguan Dandan. “煮饭。”刘长安把淘米筛递给了上官澹澹。 Shangguan Dandan opens mouth slightly, looks at Liu Changan unbelievable, why can Liu Changan always find the house job to do to her? 上官澹澹微微张嘴,难以置信地看着刘长安,为什么刘长安总是能给她找到家务活干？ Where some people selected went do not order the rice! Shangguan Dandan walks out of the door angrily, she must stand in the community entrance, waited to deliver to go the little Elder Brother little elder sister who to come the talent and going goes home together. 哪里有人点了外卖不点米饭的！上官澹澹愤怒地走出家门,她要站在小区门口,等着送外卖的小哥哥小姐姐来了才和外卖员一起回家。 …… …… …… …… Thank NingNingNing hit to enjoy generously, for this book new hegemon 感谢NingNingNing的慷慨打赏,为本书新增一位盟主