您可以在百度里搜索“我真的长生不老妙笔阁(imiaobige.com)”查找最新章节！ Liu Changan discovered that has Shangguan Dandan , the loudspeaker on electric car did not use according, because when needs to remind the front pedestrian gave way to traffic, Shangguan Dandan will be initiative „drop drop” to call. 刘长安发现有上官澹澹在,电动车上的喇叭就不用按了,因为在需要提醒前方行人避让的时候,上官澹澹就会主动“滴滴”叫。 In the ordinary circumstances presses the loudspeaker to be always ill-flavored, but the Shangguan Dandan drop drop will call not, the front vehicles pedestrian noticed that will be a lovable long hair young girl sits in the bosom drop drop of boy calls, always cannot help but the corners of the mouth curl upwards, without the means will have the repugnant mood. 一般情况下按喇叭总是让人反感,但上官澹澹的滴滴叫就不会,前方的车辆行人看到是一个可爱的长发少女坐在男孩子的怀里滴滴叫,总是不由自主地嘴角微翘,没有办法生出反感的情绪来。 Shangguan Dandan will still not ride the electric car, she wallows virtual driving extremely...... both hands according to the back of the hand of Liu Changan, the body following vehicle shifts sways from side to side, like these person, in the computer game city plays the driving game. 上官澹澹依然不会骑电动车,她还是极度沉迷虚拟驾驶……双手按在刘长安的手背上,身体跟着车子转向扭动,就像那些在电玩城玩赛车游戏的人一样。 Liu Changan has thought the learned rides the electric car is very simple matter, Zhu Juntang can learn...... Zhu Juntang to be able proficiently to grasp all kinds of self-balance vehicles to drive, studying to ride the electric car not to have that thing to be difficult. 刘长安一直认为学会骑电动车是非常简单的事情,就连竹君棠都能学会……竹君棠已经能够熟练掌握各种各样的平衡车驾驶了,学骑电动车还没有那玩意困难。 But he thinks that now perhaps Shangguan Dandan cannot learn forever, after she is defeated time one, has not tried oneself to ride again. 可现在他觉得上官澹澹也许永远都学不会,她失败一次以后,就再也没有尝试过自己骑了。 Sees her and electric car each time in the same place, is not tracing the electric car, is pushing the electric car, has not seen her to ride good. 每次看到她和电动车在一起,不是在摸电动车,就是在推电动车,就是没见她骑行过。 Yeah, past palace struggle, although there is a meaning that oneself makes concessions on own initiative, but lost to her such queen mother eventually, until now makes Liu Changan be unwilling. 哎,当年的宫廷斗争,尽管有自己主动退让的意思,但终究输给了她这样的太后,至今让刘长安心有不甘。 „Dandan, now you except for selling to sprout/moe, will also do other?” Liu Changan thought that Shangguan Dandan degenerates now, always wants to save her, making her be separated from such every day to be ignorant, idle condition. “澹澹,现在你除了卖萌,还会干别的吗？”刘长安觉得上官澹澹现在太堕落了,总想拯救一下她,让她脱离这样每日浑浑噩噩,无所事事的状态。 At least like him, maintains is being positive and progressive the learn/study, diligently thought of healthy life. 至少像他一样,保持着积极向上学习,努力健康生活的思想啊。 „What meaning selling to sprout/moe is?” Shangguan Dandan asked puzzled. “卖萌是什么意思？”上官澹澹不解地问道。 „Is installs lovably.” Shangguan Dandan most excels is moe to mix to pass through, often when she makes some foolish matters by the Liu Changan discovery, uses this move. “就是装可爱。”上官澹澹最擅长的就是萌混过关,每每她做出一些蠢事被刘长安发现时,就用这一招。 „, Because I am very small and weak, only then pretends very lovable appearance, can survive.” Shangguan Dandan does not have the means that the person is living, must always master some survival skills to be good. “哦,因为我很弱小啊,只有装作很可爱的样子,才能生存下去。”上官澹澹也没有办法,人活着,总是要掌握一些生存技巧才行。 Liu Changan does not speak, rode the electric tire small and weak after Wuyi Plaza to transfer several to the queen mother who did not install lovably on the survival went home. 刘长安不说话了,骑着电动车带着弱小到不装可爱就生存不下去的太后绕着五一广场转了几圈后才回家。 The sky is slightly bright, Zhou Dongdong had waked up joyfully, she discovered that every day the sober time is fixed, the time in school is also simultaneously fixed, be is only late to sleep with gets out of bed earlier, has the time to play a while much, therefore Zhou Dongdong gets up now every day very much early. 天空微微亮,周咚咚已经活蹦乱跳地醒来了,她发现每天清醒的时间是固定的,同时在学校里的时间也是固定的,只有晚点睡觉和早点起床,才有时间多玩一会儿,所以现在周咚咚每天都起得很早。 Zhou Dongdong rushes to under the wutong tree, discovered that Elder Brother Changan and Elder Sister Dandan came back, the electric car stops by the wutong tree, Zhou Dongdong then crawled, halts in the foot treads position, Liu Changan swayed from side to side the hand, the electric car transfers one to drive out of the community around the wutong tree. 周咚咚冲到梧桐树下,发现长安哥哥和澹澹姐姐回来了,电动车在梧桐树旁停下,周咚咚便爬了上去,在脚踏的位置站住,刘长安又扭动把手,电动车绕着梧桐树转了一圈又驶出了小区。 „Elder Brother Changan, the teacher makes us go home to look for Four Great Inventions of ancient China, what is Four Great Inventions of ancient China?” Zhou Dongdong by the Shangguan Dandan bosom, turns head to look at Liu Changan. “长安哥哥,老师让我们回家找四大发明,四大发明是什么呀？”周咚咚靠在上官澹澹怀里,扭头看着刘长安。 Shangguan Dandan by the Liu Changan bosom, turns head to visit him. 上官澹澹靠在刘长安怀里,也扭头看着他。 „Dandan, you know that what Four Great Inventions of ancient China is?” Liu Changan tests Shangguan Dandan, he suspected that the meaning of Teacher Zhou Dongdong should be, goes home to look for the material object of Four Great Inventions of ancient China utilization, this conforms to the elementary school homework the arrangement mentality. “澹澹,你知道四大发明是什么吗？”刘长安考一考上官澹澹,他怀疑周咚咚老师的意思应该是,回家找一找四大发明运用的实物,这才符合小学家庭作业的布置思路。 Otherwise, where now couldn't the common family find the ancient Chinese compass, the gunpowder? 否则的话,现在一般家庭哪里找得到司南,火药？ Shangguan Dandan thinks, the loud summary, „Four Great Inventions of ancient China is, the electric small carriage, the electricity warm table, the television, meat hold/container hold/container, owl-shaped wine vessel, the running beard also has...... also has the small stove, burns the canteen and coal briquette all round......” 上官澹澹想了想,大声总结,“四大发明是,电动小马车,电暖桌,电视机,肉包包,鸮卣,跑胡子还有……还有小火炉子,烧水壶和煤球团团……” „Stops.” Liu Changan hurries to say. “停。”刘长安赶紧说道。 Fortunately, the Shangguan Dandan driving request to the Zhou Dongdong counselling work, she discovered after oneself not, has not attempted to handle this matter, otherwise really misleads the youth. 值得庆幸的是,有一次上官澹澹主动要求给周咚咚辅导作业,她发现自己不会以后,就没怎么尝试做这种事情了,否则真的是误人子弟。 „After going back, I teach you.” Liu Changan said to Zhou Dongdong. “回去后我教你。”刘长安对周咚咚说道。 „Good.” Zhou Dongdong is very clear, in doing one's assignment at this matter Elder Sister Dandan and mother is similar, only has Elder Brother Changan anything to be able. “好呀。”周咚咚还是很清楚的,在做作业这件事情上澹澹姐姐和妈妈差不多,只有长安哥哥什么都会。 Three people rode the electric car to arrive at the food market, the butcher is cutting the pork, the vegetable vendor on the water spray toward the vegetable/dish, the grocery store has not opened the door. 三个人骑着电动车来到了菜市场,屠夫正在切猪肉,菜贩在往菜上洒水,杂货店还没开门。 Liu Changan first bought several jin (0.5 kg) good hind leg meat, then bought the pig tail pork butcher here, the pig liver and kidney. 刘长安先买了几斤牛后腿肉,然后在猪肉屠夫这里买了猪尾巴,猪肝和腰子。 „Pig net oil delivers me.” Liu Changan said to the butcher, the person who he can live, bought many must ask builds takes. “猪网油送我吧。”刘长安对屠夫说道,他是会过日子的人,买的多就要问一些搭捎。 „Ok, gives you, or?” The butchers said refreshedly. “行,都给你要不？”屠夫爽快地说道。 „Good.” Liu Changan is having this intent. “好的。”刘长安正有此意。 The net oil is the fascia of animal within the body fixed internal organs, these fasciae of pig net oil actually fixed pig intestines Liu Changan wants, only then the fascia of this position suits eats. 网油就是动物体内固定内脏的筋膜,刘长安要的猪网油其实只是固定猪肠的那些筋膜,也只有这个位置的筋膜适合食用。 Its name was called the pig the net oil, but was not the pure fat, but was the fat and collogen, was used to wrap the food to bake or steam explodes, will integrate the food in the process of cooking, increased the fat the fragrance. 它的名字叫猪网油,但并不是纯粹的油脂,而是脂肪和胶原蛋白,用来包裹食材烧烤或者蒸炸,在烹饪的过程中会融入食材,添加油脂的香气。 Liu Changan eats first High Templar time, when uses its net oil to wrap prosperously the dog liver was making a Zhou Dynasty then „liver liao ( liao )”. 刘长安食用第一任高阶圣堂武士的时候,就用它的网油包裹着狗肝做了一份周朝时便兴盛的“肝膋(liao)”。 The butchers know that can want this thing, the glutton who can eat, then recommended a way of eating to Liu Changan, making him try the sheep's head meat to roast with the net oil pocket. 屠夫知道会要这东西的,都是会吃的老饕,便给刘长安推荐了一个吃法,让他试试用网油包着羊头肉烤一烤。 Liu Changan actually knows this way of eating, chatted several with the butcher, Shangguan Dandan has swayed in side, once for a while stood on tiptoes the standing on tiptoes foot, raised one's head, brings to the attention of butcher, such later Shangguan Dandan did grocery shopping, could some advantage be able to result. 刘长安其实知道这种吃法,和屠夫聊了几句,上官澹澹一直在旁边晃来晃去,时不时地踮踮脚,伸伸头,引起屠夫的注意,这样以后上官澹澹来买菜,也许能够有些好处可以得。 It seems especially quick-witted when this aspect queen mother, but the cardboard that the stupid child, is picking a freight vehicle unloads cargo throws down, because can sell for money except for the scrap iron, the grandfather also receives the cardboard, Zhou Dongdong heard that oneself was about to celebrate a birthday, the preparation made money to give mother to give the gift, thanked mother to live oneself, moreover oneself fresh was so resourceful and courageous. 在这方面太后显得尤其机智,而愚蠢的小孩,正在捡一辆货车卸货时丢下的纸板,因为除了废铁能够卖钱,老爷爷也收纸板,周咚咚听说自己快过生日了,准备赚点钱给妈妈送礼物,感谢妈妈把自己生下来,而且把自己生的这么机智勇敢。 Makes money difficultly, Zhou Dongdong is bending the waist, the palm is supporting the knee of oneself, does not know that also how long grandfather will want to give the oneself money. 赚钱好难,周咚咚弯着腰,手掌撑着自己的膝盖,不知道还要多久老爷爷才会给自己钱。 „Zhou Dongdong, do you eat the snake?” Liu Changan sees nearby snake booth, the vendor is processing the trimeresurus jerdonii, a little wants to eat the taste snake, then asked Zhou Dongdong. “周咚咚,你吃蛇吗？”刘长安看见旁边的蛇摊,摊主正在处理菜花蛇,有点想吃口味蛇了,便问了一句周咚咚。 Zhou Dongdong holds the cardboard to escape hastily, crawls to the electric car on, turned steering handle, what a pity the car(riage) key had been captured by Liu Changan, by far, took the cardboard that Zhou Dongdong has to take up to place to tread on the cardboard that runs to keep off in the oneself body previous dynasty here looked around, looked that Elder Brother Changan really must buy the snake. 周咚咚连忙抱着纸板逃跑,爬到电动车上,扭了扭车把手,可惜车钥匙已经被刘长安拔掉了,周咚咚只好又拿起放在脚踏的纸板跑的远远地,拿着纸板挡在自己身前朝这边张望,看长安哥哥是不是真的要买蛇。 Zhou Dongdong still remembers, last year Elder Brother Changan bought the snake to eat was poisoned afterward, good Zhou Dongdong fed with the understanding toxicant to him eats, presently at home already not that type of red antidote. 周咚咚依然记得,去年长安哥哥买了蛇吃后来中毒了,还好周咚咚拿了解毒药喂给他吃,现在家里已经没有那种红红的解毒药。 „Dongdong/thud, should not be afraid, all snakes are afraid me.” Before Shangguan Dandan arrives around snake booth, hands on hips, the vision is staring at the trimeresurus jerdonii in net bag dignifiedly. “咚咚,你不要害怕,所有的蛇都害怕我。”上官澹澹来到旁边的蛇摊前,双手叉腰,目光威严地盯着网兜里的菜花蛇。 Saw that this comes the food market to saunter frequently, the little girl but who only buys several money anything things each time, the vendor is listening funnily, in the hand is happen to pinching a snake, put out a hand to fling flinging, wants to frighten Shangguan Dandan, finally that just also turned the trimeresurus jerdonii that did not turn stubbornly, actually twisted suddenly suddenly, the lower part of the body flung, tied down the arm of vendor stubbornly, is not willing to proceed. 看到这个经常来菜市场转悠,但每次都只买几块钱什么东西的小女孩,摊主听着好笑,手里正好掐着一条蛇,就伸手过来甩了甩,想吓唬上官澹澹,结果那刚刚还死翘翘扭都不扭的菜花蛇,却突然急剧扭曲,下身甩了上来,死死地缠住摊主的手臂,怎么也不肯往前一点。 „Well, this what's the matter?” The vendors feel bewilderedly, but has not tried to frighten Shangguan Dandan again, snake killing. “咦,这咋回事？”摊主感觉莫名其妙,但是也没有再试图去吓唬上官澹澹,把蛇给杀了。 Zhou Dongdong then holds the cardboard sway to walk, said to Liu Changan hastily, „I eat, I eat the snake, the snake is not the good friend of human, can eat.” 周咚咚这才抱着纸板摇摇晃晃地走过来,连忙对刘长安说道,“我吃,我吃蛇,蛇不是人类的好朋友,可以吃。” Liu Changan then bought several snakes, the ginger spicy taste snake, the green pepper cooked in a covered vessel the snake, the garlic fragrant protruding bones in the occipital region snake, the snake flesh hot pot young food, the scallion fragrant sauced snake, was the adept good vegetables/dishes that he excelled. 刘长安便买了几条蛇,姜辣口味蛇,青椒焖蛇,蒜香反骨蛇,蛇血肉煲仔饭,葱香卤蛇,都是他擅长的拿手好菜。 As for Zhou Dongdong anything is the good friend of human, anything is not the good friend of human, the first-grade child's opinion does not need to haggle over wrong. 至于周咚咚的什么是人类的好朋友,什么不是人类的好朋友,一年级小朋友的言论无须计较对错。 It can be said that human inherent is looks at attractiveness to look at the face, others trimeresurus jerdonii is only looks is not attractive, was eliminated the position of human good friend, others live in «Country Protection obviously Beneficial Or Has Important Economy, Scientific study Value Terrestrial Wild animal Name list», but human not situated in this name list. 可以说人类与生俱来就是看颜值看脸的,人家菜花蛇只是长得不怎么好看而已,就被剥夺了人类好朋友的身份地位,明明人家身居《国家保护的有益的或者有重要经济,科学研究价值的陆生野生动物名录》之中,而人类都没有位于这个名录里。 Buys the vegetable/dish, Liu Changan carries them to go home, the good electric car, Zhou Dongdong took the cardboard to put under the staircase, folded puts away in the Lucien kennel. 买完菜,刘长安载着她们回家,挺好电动车,周咚咚就拿着纸板放到了楼梯下,叠在陆斯恩的狗窝上放好。 Liu Changan processes to pickle the snake, in the morning does not eat the snake, he prepares the good hind leg meat to roast with the pig net oil pocket. 刘长安把蛇处理一下腌好,早上不吃蛇,他准备用猪网油包着牛后腿肉烤一烤。 The good hind leg meat has to chew the vigor thinly, but the fat content is slightly low, with the pig net oil pocket, is happen to making up for this point, the fat integrates in the meat, preserved the beef characteristics, will actually add the fragrance, the luster is also glossier. 牛后腿肉精瘦而有嚼劲,但是脂肪含量稍低,用猪网油包着,正好弥补这一点,脂肪融入肉中,保留了牛肉的特色,却又会更添香气,色泽也更加油润。 „In the morning eats to roast the beef!” Zhou Shuling went downstairs, without finding anything did, then rubbed rubbing hands, sat looks at him to roast the beef side Liu Changan. “早上吃烤牛肉啊！”周书玲下楼了,没有找到什么事情做,便搓了搓手,坐在刘长安身旁看他烤牛肉。 Even now, Zhou Shuling sighs with emotion life luxurious once for a while, before estimated that never have such thoughts to roast several jin (0.5 kg) expensive yellow beef in the morning, when the breakfast eats. 即便是现在,周书玲还是时不时地感慨生活奢侈,以前估计想都不敢想早上烤几斤昂贵的黄牛肉当早餐吃。 The Zhou Shuling palm is supporting the cheeks, smilingly looks at Liu Changan, he is really good. 周书玲手掌撑着脸颊,笑眯眯地看着刘长安,他真好。 „Which Four Great Inventions of ancient China in the ancient times was Four Great Inventions of ancient China?” Liu Changan looked at her one eyes, another delivers to look to test the stupid mother in school. “古代四大发明是哪四大发明？”刘长安偏头看了她一眼,又一个送上门找考校的愚蠢的妈妈。 Zhou Shuling is somewhat flustered slightly, Liu Changan tests her time each time, Zhou Shuling has going to school time mentioned by name the tense feeling by the teacher answering does not have problems. 周书玲略微有些心慌,每次刘长安这么考她的时候,周书玲都有上学的时候被老师点名却答不出问题的紧张感。 She is quickly calm, such common issue cannot baffle her, „firecrackers, papermaking, compass, big rice.” 她很快镇定下来,这样的常识性问题还是难不倒她的,“鞭炮,造纸术,指南针,大米饭。” Big...... big rice? Is the Zhou Dongdong mother, Liu Changan nods worthily, has not said anything, Zhou Dongdong does not have to listen to the issue answer in any case now. 大……大米饭？不愧是周咚咚的妈妈,刘长安点了点头,没有说什么,反正周咚咚现在也没有在听问题答案。 As for Zhou Shuling thinks that Four Great Inventions of ancient China is anything is anything , there is nothing to correct. 至于周书玲认为四大发明是啥就是啥吧,没啥好纠正的。 Had not been scolded, it seems like even made a mistake is not very odd, Zhou Shuling hehe smiled two, set out to say gently, „I went to take the towel to you, on the face had the charcoal fire ash.” 没有被骂,看来即便错了也不是很离谱,周书玲嘿嘿笑了两声,起身温柔地说道,“我去给你拿毛巾来,脸上都有炭火灰了。” „Un.” “嗯。” At this time whole face uncomfortable Zhu Juntang walked, because 12 had the class this morning, Liu Changan has informed Zhu Juntang young assistant gold/metal Xiaomei, making her remind Zhu Juntang to look for Liu Changan to go to school today together. 这时候满脸不爽的竹君棠走了过来,因为今天上午一二节就有课,刘长安早就通知了竹君棠的小助理金笑美,让她提醒竹君棠今天来找刘长安一起去学校。 Liu Changan must supervise Zhu Juntang to be good, this sheep can, because any reason ditches school, is more willful than beforehand Liu Changan. 刘长安必须这么监督竹君棠才行,这只羊可以因为任何一个理由旷课,比以前的刘长安还任性。 „Little Tang, I asked you, which Four Great Inventions of ancient China was Four Great Inventions of ancient China of this world?” Liu Changan does not plan to ask Zhu Juntang, but Shangguan Dandan decided that tests her, to show the queen mother to study the progressive concern to the younger generation. “小棠,我问你啊,这个世界的四大发明是哪四大发明？”刘长安并不打算问竹君棠,但是上官澹澹决定考一考她,以彰显太后对晚辈学习进步的关怀。 „Four Great Inventions of ancient China of this world......” the Zhu Juntang corners of the mouth curl upwards, such issue who doesn't know? Immediately replied: „Cell phone, network, beautiful face camera and I.” “这个世界的四大发明啊……”竹君棠嘴角微翘,这样的问题谁不知道啊？马上回答:“手机,网络,美颜相机和我。” Liu Changan looked at remaining pig net oil, is used to wrap up Zhu Juntang enough? 刘长安看了一眼剩下的猪网油,用来包住竹君棠够不够？ …… …… …… …… 8 : 00 pm to 12 points, hitting to enjoy 1500 points is four monthly tickets, boss intentionally can support my new book «My mother To lead Me a Immortal Cultivation» wave. 每天晚上八点到十二点,打赏1500点是四张月票,有心的老板可以支持我的新书《我妈带我去修仙》一波。