ITI :: Volume #9

#801: Continues the chapter of 146 praying mantis shadowboxing and polar bear chaotic dances


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Walked a while, An Nuan let loose the hand, took the cell phone to lie after his conducts the back, used to spread out joined bodies clothes to take the keyword on the online shop high, searched a series of commodities to look to Liu Changan. 走了一会儿,安暖放开手,拿着手机趴在他的后背上,在购物网站上用“高开叉连体衣”作为关键词,搜索出一系列商品给刘长安看。 The models of these commodities attempt the criterion to be very big, if conducts the writing to describe in the novel, has the harmony danger, however in these online shops can actually two fingers of enlargements, the multiple perspectives demonstrate and conduct the feature article, is really interesting. 这些商品的模特图尺度很大,要是在小说里进行文字描述,就有和谐的危险,然而在这些购物网站里却可以两指放大,多角度展示和进行特写,真是有趣。 Liu Changan looked at one, originally is this, he is ripe. 刘长安看了一眼,原来就是这个,他熟。 The Hong Kong movies of 80-90 ages, always like arranging some female role swim suits to have the mirror, inside many putting on is the bikini that this type spreads out high, for example Nina Li Chi has famous swimming pool lens, put on is this type. 80-90年代的港片,总喜欢安排一些女角色泳装出镜,里边很多穿的就是这种高开叉的比基尼,例如利智有一段著名的泳池镜头,穿的就是这种。 Had as for afterward Hong Kong movie, Liu Changan does not know actually, because was same as that side integral development, the Hong Kong movie also declined, indecently, even if had the high-quality goods occasionally, still without many people paid attention to the Hong Kong movie continually. 至于后来的港片里有没有,刘长安倒是不知道,因为就和那边的整体发展一样,港片也是江河日下,不堪入目,即便偶有精品,也没有多少人持续关注港片了。 Attractive......, I put on and this set of similar. My also one set is department belt type strapless, boldly, but the quite suitable summer to put on.” Some An Nuan faces are smiling red, although oneself is a pure young girl, but had been tarnished by Liu Changan. “好看吧……喏,我穿的和这一套差不多。我还有一套是系带式露背的,更大胆一点,不过比较适合夏天穿。”安暖有些脸红红地笑着,尽管自己是一个纯洁的少女,但已经被刘长安玷污了。 Even if oneself has maintained the young girl very much diligently shy and acts with constraint, but after being tarnished, unavoidably degenerates, he who wants to seduce is ready to make trouble is still very normal. 即便自己已经很努力地保持少女的羞涩和矜持,但被玷污后难免堕落,想要诱惑的他蠢蠢欲动也很正常。 „But if goes to the swimming pool of normal opening and business, I a little am also shy. Let alone the beautiful young girl like me, your a little monopoly desire, wants to treat as the private thing me unavoidably, does not want by other man to be looked profits...... you not to deny, that boy was only vindicated a moment ago, was shot Ryeonji-ri to dig the lotus root by you.” An Nuan hee smiles, stretches out the finger to blow the cheeks of Liu Changan. “可是如果去正常开放和营业的泳池,我又有点害羞。更何况像我这样的美少女,你难免有点独占欲,想把我当做私有物,不想被别的男人看着占了便宜……你别否认哦,刚才那个男孩子只是来表白,就被你射到莲池里挖藕去了。”安暖嘻嘻笑,伸出手指刮刘长安的脸颊。 Really, he shows the facial expression of consideration, was discovered by An Nuan his wishful thinking has no alternative, is hard to argue. 果然,他露出思虑的神情,被安暖发现了他的小心思无可奈何,难以辩解。 „, The school swimming pool in 51, the fifth day of the fifth lunar month such long vacation is to close, Uncle Di who I can look for the management stadium said taking advantage of the key practices the volleyball, then goes to the swimming pool to play.” An Nuan was a little self-satisfied, hmph hmph two, your quick boasts I, to send the benefits to you, accumulated the worry painstakingly.” “不过呢,学校泳池在五一啊,端午啊这样的长假是关闭的,我可以找管理体育馆的狄叔叔借钥匙说练排球,然后去泳池里玩。”安暖有点得意,哼哼了两声,“你快夸我,为了给你发福利,苦心积虑。” Liu Changan looks at she still takes the cell phone, drags her both hands to whip the small volleyball in behind gently, smiled, I can certainly praise you, the language that but the lips and tongue told unavoidable was incapable frivolously, I will return your benefits with practical action.” 刘长安看了一眼她依然拿着的手机,在后面拖着她的双手轻轻拍打着小排球,笑了起来,“我当然会夸你,但是唇舌讲述的语言难免轻薄无力,我会用实际行动回报你的福利。” Repugnant! Also drives.” An Nuan embraced tightly the neck of Liu Changan, bites his ear to hmph hmph, her such young girl cannot drive with her, drives she to be shy, but cannot bear say: Anticipation?” “讨厌!又开车。”安暖搂紧了刘长安的脖子,咬着他的耳朵哼哼,她这样的少女不能和她开车,一开车她就害羞,但还是忍不住说道:“期待吧?” Anticipation is the anticipation, but I have been pondering an issue a moment ago, how do you go to bathroom today? To put on this, reduces trouble that goes to bathroom, don't you one drink water simply all day?” The Liu Changan doubts asked. “期待是期待,但刚才我一直在思考一个问题,你今天怎么上厕所?难道为了穿这个,减少上厕所的麻烦,你干脆一整天都不喝水?”刘长安疑惑地问道。 An Nuan could not bear smile, a little excuse me, but girl more attractive, will frequently endure some anti-human design this is not very common? 安暖忍不住笑了起来,有点不好意思,不过女孩子为了更好看,常常会忍受一些反人类的设计这不是很寻常吗? Most typical is over ten centimeters high-heeled shoes, with walking on stilts, even 789 centimeters with, is not the small matter. 最典型的就是超过十厘米的高跟鞋,跟踩高跷似的,即便是七八九厘米的跟,也不是轻松的事情。 For little wore the thick clothes, goes out waist abdomen quietly and so on position pastes the warm baby and so on. 还有为了少穿厚衣服,出门的时候悄悄的腰腹之类的位置贴暖宝宝之类的。 Must take off...... An Nuan to reply completely, must make him know girl is not easy, actually this is not the rare situation, in the clothes of female student the joined bodies design is very common, goes to the bathroom time, must take off to solve that physiological problem completely.” “要全部脱掉……”安暖还是回答了,要让他知道女孩子的不容易,“其实这不是罕见情况,女生的衣服里连体设计还是挺常见的,去卫生间的时候,都必须全部脱掉才能解决那种生理问题。” Really the anti-human...... Liu Changan thinks carefully, besides some special equipment, daily clothes he also really not across this. 真是反人类……刘长安仔细想想,除了一些特殊装备,日常衣服他还真没穿过这样的。 He remembered Li Hongfang that wrap/sets fight clothes, although is also the joined bodies, but were more than convenience of An Nuan, her can download some spot war armor to cover after all alone. 他想起了李洪芳的那套战斗衣,尽管也是连体的,但比安暖的这种方便多了,她那个毕竟可以单独卸掉某个部位的战甲覆盖。 Interesting.” Liu Changan summarized finally. “有趣。”刘长安最后总结道。 Next time I will buy the lover funds the joined bodies clothes, we put on together.” An Nuan anticipated that said. “下次我买情侣款的连体衣,我们一起穿。”安暖期待地说道。 I reject.” Liu Changan tries to cancel her anticipation hastily, thinks these prison uniform same lover pajamas that she buys, the clown to the scarlet slipper of explosion, the sable wool underpants wait/etc, Liu Changan knows she will not say absolutely, definitely really wants to put on with Liu Changan. “我拒绝。”刘长安连忙试图打消她的期待,想想她买的那些囚服一样的情侣睡衣,丑到爆炸的大红拖鞋,貂毛内裤等等,刘长安就知道她绝对不会只是说说而已,肯定是真的想和刘长安一起穿。 „To want, puts on with me.” An Nuan acts like a spoiled brat in his ear, at the same time searched under male joined bodies clothes to look to Liu Changan. “要嘛要嘛,和我一起穿。”安暖在他耳边撒娇,一边搜索了下“男子连体衣”给刘长安看。 Only if I died.” Liu Changan looked at one, the spicy eye, can recommend simply actually to vermilion Ru, its these estimate usefully in the unusual animals companions who the female office works. “除非我死了。”刘长安看了一眼,简直辣眼睛,倒是可以给朱獳推荐一番,它那些在女子会所打工的异兽同伴们估计用得上。 Snort...... that I change other lover funds clothes, you must put on.” “哼……那我换别的情侣款衣服,你要穿。” Normal point puts on, I am a semblance, the individuality, three view ordinary average people, does not do one -man show is not coquettish, you remember this point choose the clothes to me again.” Liu Changan reminded An Nuan prudently. “正常点的就穿,我是个外表,个性,三观都普通的普通人,既不闷骚也不风骚,你记住这一点再给我选衣服。”刘长安慎重提醒安暖 Knows!” “知道啦!” An Nuan is choosing the clothes on the website, while looked to Liu Changan, two people were saying this attractive that is unattractive, An Nuan suits what style, Liu Changan puts on the topic that anything builds and so on, the going home entrance. 安暖一边在网站上挑选着衣服,一边给刘长安看,两个人说着这件好看那件不好看,安暖适合什么风格,刘长安穿什么更搭之类的话题,回到了家门口。 An Nuan conducts the back to slide after Liu Changan, making him feel a stature curve of young girl, then opened the door. 安暖刘长安后背上滑下来,让他感觉了一下少女的身材曲线,然后打开了门。 Liu Yuewang and Professor Ling are practicing the danse du ventre at home, the belly dance hall hostess who both people put on that typical style performs the clothing/taking, the upper body drills the bra coat hot, below is the wave skirt suspends the half-length skirt. 柳月望凌教授正在家里练习肚皮舞,两个人都穿着那种典型风格的肚皮舞娘演出服,上身是烫钻文胸上衣,下面是波浪裙摆半身裙。 The characteristics of this type of half-length skirt are, under until the navel will come out an entire little position reveal of leg, will therefore be matching the underpants generally, the security trousers, prevent to be exposed. 这种半身裙的特点就是,会把一整条腿直到肚脐下面一点点的位置都露出来,所以一般都会搭配着底裤,安全裤,防止走光。 Because at home, is not the public performance, Professor Ling and Liu Yuewang have not changed the security trousers specially. 只是因为在家里,又不是公开演出,凌教授柳月望都没有特别换安全裤。 old willow added that you must wait a while.” Professor Ling has the full stage show experience, deals actually naturally, the hand grabbed the border tautness of half-length skirt to be good, on the face has the mature woman temperate natural smile, is reducing and solving awkwardly. “老柳还说你们得等一会。”凌教授有着充分的舞台表演经验,倒是大方地应对,手抓着半身裙的边沿拉紧就好了,脸上有着成熟女性的温和自然笑容,化解着尴尬。 Liu Yuewang actually cheeks slightly red, did not say anything, hurried returned to room to change the clothes. 柳月望却脸颊微红,也不说什么,匆匆忙忙就回房间换衣服去了。 Chang' anything understands, should look for under the opportunity direction our dance, recently I felt met the bottleneck, feeling of very long not that distinct enhancement.” Professor Ling looks at Liu Changan saying that the look restores the nature, she thought that Liu Yuewang is a little silly, what faced is the younger generation, put on also performs the clothing/taking, such flustered doing? Just like the shy young girl, is slightly artificial. “长安什么都懂,应该找个机会指点下我们的舞蹈,最近我感觉遇到瓶颈了,很久没有那种明显提高的感觉。”凌教授看着刘长安说道,神色恢复自然,她觉得柳月望有点傻,面对的是晚辈,穿着的也是演出服,这么慌慌张张的干什么?跟害羞的少女一样,略显做作。 His anything does not understand.” An Nuan advances in Liu Changan her room hastily, Professor Ling, wanted guide Professor Liu to dance even that is not good. “他什么都不懂。”安暖连忙把刘长安推到她房间里去,凌教授也就算了,要指导柳教授跳舞那是决计不行的。 Because Professor Liu likes dancing, therefore An Nuan has investigated, many long-term dance partners basically are the lover and couple, or somewhat somewhat ambiguous once passing, old man old women who even if in the square dance circle, are dancing frequently together are still one pile of chaotic things, frequently makes the children feel to lose face. 因为柳教授喜欢跳舞,所以安暖早就有调查过了,很多长期的舞蹈搭档基本都是情侣和夫妻,或者多多少少有些暧昧的曾经过往,就算是广场舞圈子里,经常在一起跳舞的老头老太们也是一堆乱糟糟的事情,常常让子女们觉得丢脸。 „Haven't I been pregnant, what danse du ventre understand?” Liu Changan was advanced in room by An Nuan with a smile. “我又没有大肚子,懂什么肚皮舞呢?”刘长安笑着被安暖推到了房间里。 However also looked at several moment ago, the dance level a little specialized feeling of Professor Ling, therefore she thought that meets the bottleneck to be hard to break through, but beautiful that Professor Liu jumps is beautiful, but looks like a little delimits in Liu Changan the water. 不过刚才也看了几眼,凌教授的舞蹈水平有点专业的感觉了,所以她才觉得遇到瓶颈难以突破,而柳教授跳的美则美矣,但在刘长安看来还是有点划水。 The Professor Ling figure was the feeling of that more suitable this dance, the waist abdomen slightly is also plentiful is not the flab, the waist of Professor Liu too slenderly was soft, without Professor Ling that feeling. 凌教授的身段也是那种更适合这种舞蹈的感觉,腰腹略显丰腴却不是赘肉,柳教授的腰太纤细柔软了,没有凌教授那种感觉。 I went back to change the clothes, old willow said that in the evening ate meal together, probably what Private Restaurant.” Professor Ling said to An Nuan. “我回去换衣服了,老柳说晚上一起吃饭,好像是个什么私房菜馆。”凌教授安暖说道。 Good, Liu Changan added that the level of restaurant definitely cannot catch up with him.” An Nuan hurries to take up the Professor Ling windproof coat to put on to her on the sofa. “好的呀,刘长安还说菜馆的水平肯定赶不上他。”安暖赶紧在沙发上拿起凌教授的风衣给她披上。 I thought that he did not boast, can catch up with the Liu Changan level, went north to issue the show/unfolds, opened what Private Restaurant in Changsha.” The Professor Ling level of living is not low, has eaten the mouths of many chef, was still subdued by the Liu Changan craftsmanship. “我觉得他不是吹牛,能赶上刘长安的水平,就去北上广发展吧,在郡沙开什么私房菜馆啊。”凌教授的生活水平不低,也算是吃过不少名厨的嘴巴了,依然被刘长安的手艺折服。 Professor Ling goes back to change the clothes, Liu Yuewang was actually quick to trade, the preparation reorganized the hair to go out, she remembers that Liu Changan had said that he will make that very complex hairstyle, it is estimated that also had more than enough how much time, but Liu Yuewang does not dare to raise now requested like this, in the family/home this vinegar king was too a little annoying. 凌教授回去换衣服,柳月望倒是很快就换好了,准备整理一下头发就能出门了,她记得刘长安说过他会做那种很复杂的发型,估计也用不了多少时间,但柳月望现在已经不敢提这样的要求了,家里这个醋王有点太烦人了。 When An Nuan is not at home, Liu Changan also has the time, can make him try the hand actually, most was root An Nuan said that oneself on the line in outside doing, Liu Changan stupidly will not report according to the facts...... is uncertain, Liu Changan this fellow with licking the dog was the same in front of An Nuan. 什么时候安暖不在家,刘长安又有时间,倒是可以让他试试手,最多就是根安暖自己是在外面做的就行,想必刘长安也不会傻乎乎地据实汇报……也不一定,刘长安这家伙在安暖面前就和舔狗一样。 Professor Liu, heard before you will dance very much, but I felt that today looks, your is the praying mantis shadowboxing.” Liu Changan somewhat said regrettably. 柳教授,以前听说你很会跳舞,但是我感觉今天一看,你这就是螳螂打拳啊。”刘长安有些遗憾地说道。 ......” An Nuan cannot bear smile to make noise. “噗……”安暖忍不住笑出声。 You said anything!” Liu Yuewang is in an uncontrollable rage, first time hears some people to appraise her. “你说什么!”柳月望怒不可遏,头一次听到有人这么评价她。 Liu Changan hopes she can correctly understand oneself, Professor Liu this woman, even if she sways from side to side like Zhou Dongdong such carelessly, has is the person praises her, gradually she did not have self-knowledge, needs Liu Changan remonstrating frankly, she can know that the oneself real horizon, enhances oneself hopefully. 刘长安只是希望她能够正确地认识自己,柳教授这种女人,她就算是像周咚咚那样胡乱扭动,都有的是人夸她,久而久之她就没有了自知之明,需要刘长安这样的直谏,她才能够知道自己的真实水平,才有希望提高自己 Your this even is not the mantis boxing. Truly speaking, the mantis boxing is very exquisite harmonious Fist Arts, but praying mantis shadowboxing......” “你这甚至不是螳螂拳。说实在的,螳螂拳是很优美和谐的拳法,但是螳螂打拳嘛……” The Liu Changan words have not said, Liu Yuewang has lifted the hand to hit the person. 刘长安话没有说完,柳月望已经抬手来打人了。 Mother, Professor Ling said a moment ago Liu Changan what understands, can direct oneself, you jump compared with Professor Ling good? Has not accepted the opinion modestly.” An Nuan keeps off before the Liu Changan body hastily. “妈,凌教授刚才都说刘长安什么都懂,可以指点自己,难道你比凌教授跳的还好吗?还不虚心接受意见。”安暖连忙挡在刘长安身前。 If in Liu Yuewang takes the bicycle chain, that was Liu Changan keeps off in front of oneself. 如果柳月望手里拿着自行车链条,那就是刘长安挡在自己面前了。 Ordinary time, oneself naturally must keep off before him. 平常的时候,自己当然要挡在他面前。 Irritated me.” Liu Yuewang sits down panting in indignation, takes the comb to reorganize the hair, while is staring An Nuan, „your fool, he said that I dance likely the praying mantis shadowboxing, what do you dance look like in his eyes? You think again, what you do have to dance very attractive schoolmate?” “气死我了。”柳月望气呼呼地坐下,一边拿着梳子整理着头发,一边瞪着安暖,“你这个傻子,他说我跳舞像螳螂打拳,那你跳舞在他眼里像什么?你再想想,你有没有什么跳舞很好看的同学?” An Nuan responded immediately, when she and Professor Liu spoke the oneself vigilant object, has mentioned Bai Hui repeatedly, Liu Yuewang also a little knew about Bai Hui, particularly went to the auto show time, Bai Hui is inundating the show/unfolds to work as the poster of honored guest, but also caused Liu Yuewang and Professor Ling waited and saw to acclaim. 安暖顿时反应过来,她和柳教授自己的警惕对象时,屡屡提到过白茴,柳月望白茴也有点了解,尤其是去车展的时候,白茴在漫展当嘉宾的海报,还引起了柳月望凌教授的观望赞叹。 Professor Liu, how can you like this?” Liu Changan patted the head, how can offend Liu Yuewang this woman? oneself always knows that her mind is not big. 柳教授,你怎么能这样?”刘长安拍了拍头,怎么能得罪柳月望这种女人呢?自己一向知道她心眼不大的。 Liu Yuewang has turned the head, to a Liu Changan profile, but the corners of the mouth could not bear curl upwards, lifted the hand to cover the mouth hastily, snort/hum a complete back passed away, dares saying that she did dance likely the praying mantis shadowboxing? That makes An Nuan come to you to shadowbox. 柳月望转过头去,给刘长安一个侧脸,但嘴角还是忍不住翘了起来,连忙抬手掩嘴,哼了一声完全背过身去,敢说她跳舞像螳螂打拳?那就让安暖来对你打拳。 What were you suggesting a moment ago?” Although knows that Liu Yuewang sows dissension, but this situation An Nuan does not have the means non- fell into a trap, suspected that looks at Liu Changan. “你刚才在暗示什么?”尽管知道柳月望是挑拨离间,但这种情况安暖没有办法不中计,怀疑地看着刘长安 You dance are the praying mantis shadowboxing, Bai Hui dances is the polar bear chaotic dance.” How can Liu Changan submit under the An Nuan Fist Arts? Insisting said. “你跳舞是螳螂打拳,白茴跳舞是白熊乱舞。”刘长安怎么能屈服在安暖的拳法之下呢?坚持着说道。 An Nuan thinks, the surface seems like punishes the innocent and guilty alike, looks does not glance, looking at oneself is a girlfriend, he has not favored her unexpectedly, let alone the polar bear chaotic dance, sounding like stronger than the praying mantis shadowboxing. 安暖想了想,表面看上去是各打五十大板,都看不上眼,看自己是女朋友,他居然没有偏袒她,更何况白熊乱舞,听起来好像比螳螂打拳强不少。 The praying mantis was ugly, the polar bear was very attractive, particularly small polar bear, like plush dumpling lovable. 螳螂难看死了,白熊还是很好看的,尤其是小白熊,像毛绒团子一样可爱。 No, she is white Zhuluan dances.” “不,她是白猪乱舞。” Ok, ok, white Zhuluan dances.” Liu Changan could not bear smile, he remembered Zhu Juntang once to manage Bai Hui to call little white pig, actually truly was also very vivid, Bai Hui was in vain( round), walked, outside went to and other Professor Ling.” “行,行,白猪乱舞。”刘长安忍不住笑了起来,他想起了竹君棠曾经管白茴叫小白猪,其实也确实挺形象的,白茴就是白白(圆圆)的,“走吧,去外面等凌教授。” …… …… …… …… Valentine day An Nuan enters the stage is not very normal? Various types asked that wishing everyone in valentine day cow of Year of the Ox flamboyant. 情人节安暖出场不是很正常的吗?各种求,祝大家在牛年的情人节牛子牛逼。
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