您可以在百度里搜索“我真的长生不老妙笔阁(imiaobige.com)”查找最新章节！ Liu Changan comes to the classroom, passed a winter vacation, the total load-bearing capacity of classroom increased much. 刘长安来到教室,过了一个寒假,教室的总承载量增加了不少。 The girls are polished, but the male schoolmates except for a few, most people dragon Jinghu fierce appearance, on the face are brimming with the preparation to the enthusiasm that the schoolmates start. 女孩子们更加珠圆玉润,而男同学们除了少数,大部分人更加龙精虎猛的样子,脸上洋溢着准备向同学们下手的热情。 After all the last year had not found the girlfriend, winter vacation and old gathering, looks that past not wonderful female students transformed in the university averagely, somewhat regretted somewhat the high school has not started promptly, therefore wanted to take off/escape the single desire then to become the rushing fervor this year. 毕竟上一年没有找到女朋友,寒假和老同学聚会,看着昔日平平无奇的女生们在大学里蜕变,多多少少有些后悔高中没有及时下手,于是想要在今年脱单的愿望便变得更加澎湃激情了。 A class of female student are not many, is not enough to go around aspect, removes one with everyone species different Zhu Juntang, removes one already with the Qin Zhiqiang ambiguous child, in the class suited a girl hand that started to count comes. 只是本班女生并不多,一直是僧多粥少的局面,排除一个和大家物种都不一样的竹君棠,排除一个已经和秦志强暧昧的童兮,班上适合下手的女孩子一只手数得过来了。 Yan Qingcheng became the hot pursue object immediately, many people have anticipated oneself entered the university to take off/escape the list, started to live newly, where knows that a semester passed by, the single condition had no change, can not be anxious? 颜青橙顿时成了炙手可热的追求对象,很多人一直期待自己进了大学就可以脱单,开始新生活,哪里知道一个学期过去了,单身状况没有任何改变,能不焦心吗？ Liu Changan entered the classroom, Yan Qingcheng saw him, the line of sight to, the slight nod greeted. 刘长安走进教室,颜青橙看到了他,视线对上,微微点头打招呼。 The feeling of Yan Qingcheng to Liu Changan is complex, among actually not that men and women that ambiguous unclear feeling, thought purely this person...... Yan Qingcheng thanked him very much, a little feared him, did not clarify the genuine and fake to his at sixes and sevens hearsay, oneself saw that he did subverted her three views the world, but he has not provoked or bullied her. 颜青橙对刘长安的感觉非常复杂,倒不是那种男女之间那种暧昧不清的感觉,单纯地就是觉得这个人……颜青橙很感谢他,又有点怕他,对他各种乱七八糟的传闻搞不清真假,自己又看到他做了很多颠覆她三观的世界,但他又没有招惹或者欺负她。 Liu Changan actually walked directly. 刘长安却直接走了过来。 Yan Qingcheng and female student sit together, the child by her, she behind is row of a male student who deeply loves the learn/study, in academic record best the girl close to the class, sits in the front row in this classrooms specially. 颜青橙和女生坐在一起,童兮就在她旁边,她身后是一排热爱学习的男生,特意接近班上学习成绩最好的女孩子,坐在这教室中间的前排。 Yan Qingcheng cannot help but depends on the chair, the body supports straightly, somewhat is slightly anxious, Liu Changan is visits her to walk, does not know that he must do. 颜青橙不由自主地靠着椅子,身体挺得笔直,略微有些紧张,刘长安是看着她走过来的,不知道他要干什么。 „Instructor said that you celebrated the new year going home to bring the local product to deliver her, had my share?” Liu Changan asked. “辅导员说你过年回家带了土特产送她,有没有我的份？”刘长安问道。 Yan Qingcheng opens mouth, cannot help but nods. 颜青橙张了张嘴,不由自主地点了点头。 „That is good, has the time to take to me.” Liu Changan said that walked. “那就好,有时间就拿给我。”刘长安说完就走了。 The children smiled in side, time that because Liu Changan walks, several female students on class do not know that he must do, somewhat is anxious, the Liu Changan makings and imposing manner in the schoolmates with class are entirely different, particularly thinks his „study tyrant” all sorts of hearsay, think when he looks at the person exhaltedly, feels the constriction. 童兮在旁边不禁笑了起来,因为刘长安走过来的时候,班上的几个女生不知道他要干嘛,都有些紧张,刘长安的气质和气势都与班上的同学截然不同,尤其是想到他那“学霸”的种种传闻,更觉他居高临下地看人时,充满压迫感。 Now he got out of the way, relaxed feelings, obviously are only the schoolmates, therefore the child then finds it ridiculous, actually Liu Changan everyone has not thought is so fearful. 现在他走开了,就有一种轻松的感觉,明明只是同学而已,于是童兮便觉得好笑,其实刘长安并没有大家想的那么可怕。 „Most many that orange, why obviously you and he contact, but felt that you also fear his some specially.” The children asked puzzled, she and Liu Changan direct contact also twice, thought that Liu Changan actually very well spoke, even his stances and look some aloof, but did not have to be deliberately arrogant and look down upon the person. “橙子,为什么明明你和他接触的最多,但感觉你还特别怕他一些。”童兮不解地问道,她和刘长安直接接触也就两次,觉得刘长安其实挺好说话的,即便他的姿态和眼神有些高冷,但从没有刻意傲慢和瞧不起人。 Actually that Zhu Juntang, although is very lovable, is laughing with the girls, but also gave everyone on own initiative many gifts, however...... has a not being able to say feeling, occasionally will think she really thinks her oneself is fairy maiden, but others are ordinary people, is more preliminary than her. 倒是那个竹君棠,尽管很可爱,也和女孩子们嘻嘻哈哈,还主动送了大家很多礼物,但是吧……有一种说不出来的感觉,偶尔会觉得她是真认为她自己是仙女,而其他人都是凡夫俗子,比她低级。 However no one will also dislike Zhu Juntang, because her looks was too attractive, the clothes are the unusual taste, enviable. 不过也没有人会讨厌竹君棠,因为她长得实在太好看了,穿着打扮更是非同一般的品味,让人羡慕不已。 „Do I fear him?” Yan Qingcheng recovers, then makes an effort to nod, usually with the Liu Changan contact, in the surface is very normal, in the innermost feelings is not afraid is impossible. “我怕他？”颜青橙回过神来,然后用力地点了点头,平常和刘长安接触,表面上还是很正常的,内心里不害怕是不可能的。 Not only feels him is not impossible to bully oneself, and is worried about oneself also to be attracted by him finally, becomes object who he does all kinds of evil things, this man regarding had never yearned naively Yan Qingcheng of campus affection, inviting but feels the danger sanely. 既觉得他不可能欺负自己,又担心自己最终也被他吸引,成为他为非作歹的对象,这种男人对于从未天真地向往过校园恋情的颜青橙来说,充满诱惑但又理智地觉得危险。 Is good is very calm because of her, the muddleheaded, present condition is not good, she has not had many favorable impressions to him, becomes never forgets to him, this and in the class some girls called his name to be completely different in dream. 好在她很冷静,并没有昏头昏脑,现在的状态还算不错,她并没有对他生出过多的好感,变得对他念念不忘,这和班上有些女孩子在梦里叫他的名字完全不一样。 „Why he asked that you want the special product...... that blade to be really delicious.” The children asked curiously. “他为什么问你要特产啊……那个刮片真好吃。”童兮好奇地问道。 „Possibly is because he helps me look to hold concurrent jobs to strive, thought that I should thank him.” Yan Qingcheng said that also does not feel right, Liu Changan is not that taking undeserved credit person...... possibly absolutely does not have other reason, he wants, asked. “可能是因为他帮我找兼职出了力,觉得我应该感谢他吧。”颜青橙说完,又觉得不对,刘长安不是那种邀功的人……可能根本就没有别的原因,他就是想要,就问了。 The children and smiled, Qin Zhiqiang the roommate is interesting, Qin Zhiqiang should learn from him, the Qin Zhiqiang person is good, but was too a good person, everything must ask child the opinion and fondness, his oneself had no request probably and needs to resemble. 童兮又笑了起来,秦志强的这个室友还蛮有趣的,秦志强应该向他学习学习,秦志强人挺好的,但就是太好人了,凡事都要问童兮的意见和喜好,好像他自己就没有什么要求和需要似的。 „He and Zhu Juntang is what relates? Once I heard Zhu Juntang to talk over anything there to be hit by Liu Changan probably today, my mother, Liu Changan really dares to hit Zhu Juntang.” Another side female student lowers the sound, said inconceivable. “他和竹君棠到底是什么关系啊？有一次我好像听到竹君棠在那里念念叨叨什么今天又被刘长安打了,我的妈啊,刘长安真的敢打竹君棠。”另一侧的一个女生压低声音,不可思议地说道。 „Is insufficient, Liu Changan very cares to Zhu Juntang.” Yan Qingcheng can determine this point, initially oneself thought Qin Yanan and Zhu Juntang were beaten in the hotel by Liu Changan together, probably was too a little absurd. “不至于吧,刘长安对竹君棠还是挺关心的。”颜青橙可以确定这一点,当初自己觉得秦雅南和竹君棠被刘长安在酒店里一起殴打,好像有点太荒唐了。 At this time Zhu Juntang entered the classroom, the female students then stopped the Eight Trigrams (gossip), looks that Zhu Juntang looked around several in the classroom entrance, walked in the direction that Liu Changan sits. 这时候竹君棠走进了教室,女生们便停止了八卦,看着竹君棠在教室门口东张西望了几眼,往刘长安坐着的方向走了过去。 Liu Changan originally and Qin Zhiqiang, the Wei Xuanyi Sun Shutong three people sit together, saw that Zhu Juntang walks toward oneself, then changed in the last row of corner to sit directly. 刘长安本来和秦志强,魏轩逸孙书同三人坐在一起,看到竹君棠往自己走来,便直接换到了最后一排的角落里坐着。 Zhu Juntang first observed furniture, then puts out one bottle not to pack not to have the atomization of writing explanation from the package, on the furniture spurts, then spreads out the small cushion to sit down. 竹君棠先观察了一下桌椅,然后从包里拿出一瓶没有包装没有文字说明的喷雾,在桌椅上一阵喷,再铺上小垫子坐下。 She is drawing the two corners/horns of small cushion, turned the body to move several, adjusted a straight stance, both hands placed on the table well-mannered, looks that the front of lecture hall said: „Begins school first day, is obediently.” 她拉着小垫子的两个角,扭着身子挪动了几下,调整了一个端正的姿态,双手规规矩矩地放在桌子上,看着大教室的前方说道:“开学第一天,就是要乖乖的。” Liu Changan looked at her two eyes, she must really be a little darling, that this/should good. 刘长安看了她两眼,她要真是个乖宝宝,那该多好。 „Why you see me to walk, can run up to this behind to sit?” Zhu Juntang actually also likes sitting in this finally row of corner, does not cause the idea of teacher easily. “为什么你看到我走过来,就要跑到这后面坐着？”竹君棠其实也喜欢坐在这种最后排的角落,不容易引起老师的主意。 Those who make Zhu Juntang very agitated is, the attending class teacher is not usually willing to indulge or disregard Zhu Juntang, instead compared with paying attention to her condition, often criticizes her, in the work also writes the comment to scold her, is quite annoyed. 让竹君棠很烦躁的是,很多上课老师平常都不愿意放纵或者无视竹君棠,反而比较留意她的状况,经常批评她,作业上还写批语骂她,就比较恼火。 What a pity must buy Xiangtan University is almost the impossible matter, otherwise Zhu Juntang can act in a self-serving manner, which teacher attended class to dare to look at her one eyes, she dismisses this teacher. 可惜要买下湘大几乎是不可能的事情,否则的话竹君棠就可以为所欲为了,哪个老师上课敢看她一眼,她就开除掉这个老师。 „Your brain has the issue, this does not have the matter of means that will also not affect your future. But the schoolmates are only the average people, I feared that your thought and habits and behaviors, affect others, reduces others' intelligence quotient and emotional quotient, making others deal in some conventional public relations on makes the mistake, perhaps will also create difficulty on others life and work.” Liu Changan is also the person of careful sympathizing, will naturally consider for the schoolmates. “你脑子有问题,这是没有办法的事情,也不影响你的将来。可是同学们只是普通人,我怕你的那些思想和行为习惯,影响到别人,降低别人的智商和情商,让别人在一些常规的社交应对上出现失误,说不定还会造成别人生活和工作上的困难。”刘长安也是细心体贴之人,自然会替同学们着想。 This is very necessary, when many schoolmates are hearing some opinions of Zhu Juntang, has doubts and suspects the life. 这是很有必要的,很多同学在无意间听到竹君棠的一些言论时,都非常疑惑和怀疑人生。 „!” Zhu Juntang called one carelessly, then said: „I today Dandan and Dongdong/thud greeting may be good, they want the buffet, I reserved all seats for a performance the buffet in hotel, then makes the people in hotel pile all self-service starters in the same place, makes a hill, lets Dandan and Dongdong/thud crawls to above eats.” “咩！”竹君棠毫不在乎地叫了一声,接着说道:“我今天把澹澹和咚咚招呼的可好了,她们想吃自助餐,我就把酒店的自助餐厅包场了,然后让酒店的人把所有自助餐点都堆在一起,做成一个小山,让澹澹和咚咚爬到上面去吃。” Saying, Zhu Juntang put out the cell phone, to Liu Changan looked picture that she makes while convenient. 说着,竹君棠就拿出了手机,给刘长安看她顺便拍下的照片。 Sees only that starter hill on picture, is bigger than that type of 20 people of tables, the categories of various naked eye starters are extremely obviously many, even an ox head places on the hill as the embellishment, below piled up with various juice dripping flesh lumps to dig up kind and the seafood, all kinds of fruit embellishments in all around. 只见照片上的那座餐点小山,比那种二十人桌还大,肉眼可见各种餐点的品类极其繁多,甚至还有一只牛头作为点缀放在小山上,下面堆满了各种汁液淋漓的肉块扒类和海鲜,各种各样的水果点缀在四周。 „Your mental case?” The Liu Changan side comes excessively, feels a little has a headache, oneself should not let Zhu Juntang and Shangguan Dandan Zhou Dongdong stirs about in the same place. “你神经病啊？”刘长安侧过头来,感觉有点头痛,自己就不应该让竹君棠和上官澹澹周咚咚搅合在一起。 In the picture Shangguan Dandan and Zhou Dongdong respective wear one white clothes, is a bit like the guard clothing/taking, but is possibly more solid, after all many food have the sharp shell and spur and so on, two people crawl on the hill, one will be standing, one sits, one will be lying, on two striking the fat maggots like sumptuous food is swaying from side to side completely. 照片上上官澹澹和周咚咚各自穿着一套白色的衣服,有点像防疫服,但可能更加结实,毕竟很多食材都有尖锐的壳和骨刺之类的,两个人爬在小山上,一会站着,一会坐着,一会趴着,完全就像丰盛的食物上两条醒目的肥蛆在扭动。 „Your oneself makes me lead them to eat meal!” Zhu Juntang is not convinced righteously, he did not praise her also even, unexpectedly also cursed at people. “你自己让我带她们吃饭的！”竹君棠理直气壮地不服气,他不夸她也就算了,居然还骂人。 In the classroom, Liu Changan must hit Zhu Juntang, told her in the normal condition the belt/bring person to eat meal should again to be what appearance. 要不是在教室里,刘长安就要把竹君棠打一顿,再告诉她正常情况下带人吃饭应该是个什么样子。 Liu Changan has also had the extravagant life, the so-called intemperate eating and drinking possibly has been less, after recalling one, Liu Changan is gradually tranquil, sighs has not said anything. 刘长安也有过穷奢极欲的生活,所谓的酒池肉林可能有过之而不及,回忆了一番后,刘长安渐渐平静下来,叹了一口气也没有说什么了。 Those who let Liu Changan be mad, even if Zhou Dongdong, after all is a child, Shangguan Dandan still has fun unexpectedly, a little empire queen mothers graceful with acting with constraint to be good? Now this appearance, is completely Zhou Dongdong of large size, unexpectedly had not forgotten that her owl-shaped wine vessel, the pictures showed that she takes the drink in hotel, bottles of places install toward this ultra-large number heat preservation pot. 让刘长安更气的是,周咚咚也就算了,毕竟是个小孩,上官澹澹居然也乐在其中,有点帝国太后的优雅与矜持行不行？现在这模样,完全就是个大号的周咚咚,居然还没有忘记她的鸮卣,有一张照片显示,她拿着酒店里的饮料,一瓶瓶地往这个超大号的保温壶里装。 Initially Zhou Shuling returned to one's old home to participate in the banquet, has not drunk everyone, without decap „five good fluids” brought back to the home, Shangguan Dandan was booing,...... considered as finished in the buffet pack liquor water directly, was Zhu Juntang reserves all seats for a performance in any case, no one can haggle over with Shangguan Dandan. 当初周书玲回老家参加酒席,也只是把大家没有喝,没有开瓶的“五良液”带回家而已,上官澹澹倒好,直接在自助餐厅打包酒水……算了,反正是竹君棠包场的,也没人会和上官澹澹计较。 Liu Changan has even thought a scene, has the buffet at other times, Shangguan Dandan also in the liquor water of pack restaurant, the service person comes the reminder, the Shangguan Dandan estimate is stares the eye to look at others greatly, dignifiedly and others look at each other, while in the hand keeps continuing toward her owl-shaped wine vessel but in actually the drink. 刘长安甚至已经想到了一个场景,在其他时候去吃自助餐,上官澹澹也在打包餐厅的酒水,服务员过来提醒,上官澹澹估计是一边瞪大着眼睛看着别人,威严地和别人对视,一边手上不停地继续往她的鸮卣里倒饮料。 „You were too poor, ordinary Dandan and Dongdong/thud definitely cannot eat to the full.” Some Zhu Juntang worries are complaining Liu Changan, „after me, must lead them to eat meal.” “你太穷了,平常澹澹和咚咚肯定都吃不饱。”竹君棠有些担心地埋怨着刘长安,“我以后还要带她们去吃饭。” Liu Changan has not said anything, he is a being industrious and thrifty average person, this is the habits and customs of his oneself, pours does not need to force Zhu Juntang to accept the average person simple suitable life idea. 刘长安没有说什么,他是个勤俭节约的普通人,这是他自己的生活习惯,倒也不必去强迫竹君棠接受普通人简单适用的生活理念。 „After beginning school, the Yan Qingcheng class and institute are the work of student association are not busy, can start to attend class.” Liu Changan looks that front Yan Qingcheng said. “开学以后,颜青橙的班级和院系学生会的工作就没那么忙,可以开始上课了。”刘长安看着前面的颜青橙说道。 Knows that making up for a missed lesson of oneself is hard to avoid, Zhu Juntang but actually not extremely excited, as the entire grade first from the bottom, each wants the make-up test, but the make-up test definitely cannot cross, the arrangement will repair Zhu Juntang not to attend class, can only make Yan Qingcheng enroll in supplementary lessons. 知道自己的补课是难以避免的,竹君棠倒也没有太过激动,作为全年级倒数第一,她每一门都要补考,但是补考肯定也过不了,安排重修竹君棠也不会去上课,只能让颜青橙来补习。 The Zhu Juntang two hands are drawing the cushion about, is swaying the body, the left head, the right head, does not care completely, makes up for a missed lesson this matter, Zhu Juntang is fearless, Yan Qingcheng attended class, when the Bodhisattva chanted scripture. 竹君棠两只手拉着坐垫的左右,摇晃着身子,左边偏偏头,右边偏偏头,完全不放在心上,补课这种事情,竹君棠无所畏惧,颜青橙来上课,就当菩萨念经好了。 Those who most make Zhu Juntang anxious will be Liu Changan will attend class to him, the Liu Changan class she will not listen to take a beating earnestly, this bad old man will not show tender affection. 最让竹君棠不安的还是刘长安会给他上课,刘长安的课她不认真听就会挨揍,这糟老头子一点也不会怜香惜玉。 Naturally, now Liu Changan has not said the matter that he attended class, Zhu Juntang will not raise, she is not a fool. 当然,现在刘长安没有说他上课的事情,竹君棠也不会提,她又不是傻子。 „This semester except for «Book of Songs», but must give on you in one class of historical and cultural general knowledge.” The Zhu Juntang bad history and cultural general knowledge, making the Liu Changan impression profound, if later has oneself and Zhu Juntang attend certain situations together the time, Liu Changan heard her to say there at sixes and sevens will cannot help but feel to lose face. “这学期除了《诗经》,还要给你上一上历史和文化常识的课。”竹君棠糟糕的历史和文化常识,让刘长安印象深刻,以后如果有自己和竹君棠一起出席某些场合的时候,刘长安听到她在那里说的乱七八糟难免会觉得丢脸。 Zhu Juntang knits the brows, the lip digs, blew the oneself bangs to flutter several, was somewhat hard to understand that looks at Liu Changan. 竹君棠皱了皱眉,下嘴唇撅起来,吹着自己的刘海飘动了几下,有些难以理解地看着刘长安。 „Un?” Liu Changan does not care about her to have what opinion. “嗯？”刘长安并不在意她有什么意见。 „The class of historical and cultural general knowledge, reluctant, although after all I am learned and accomplished, but is somewhat convinced to you, you attend class also to make up defective my some. Book of Songs did not need, I currently also quite have the research to Book of Songs, did not need you saying that I flipped casually am OK.” Zhu Juntang said with something else in mind, „why you must on Book of Songs the class to me, you not believe I can understand by analogy, extrapolate?” “历史和文化常识的课,勉勉强强吧,毕竟我虽然博学多才,但对你还是有些服气的,你来上课也以弥补我的一些欠缺。只是诗经就没有必要了吧,我现在对诗经也颇有研究,不用你讲,我随便翻翻就可以了。”竹君棠不以为然地说道,“你为什么还要给我上诗经的课,你是不相信我能够触类旁通,举一反三吗？” Said that Zhu Juntang is somewhat self-satisfied, these two idioms she uses good, the average person definitely cannot. 说完竹君棠有些得意,这两个成语她用的多好啊,一般人肯定不会。 „I believe your ghost.” Liu Changan gave her a supercilious look to make her oneself realize, Zhu Juntang absolutely did not have self-knowledge, like Shangguan Dandan always thinks that she was one is industrious and thrifty, understood the life, will pass the astute queen mother the day. “我信你个鬼。”刘长安给了她一个白眼让她自己去体会,竹君棠完全没有自知之明,就像上官澹澹总认为她是一个勤俭节约,懂得生活,会把日子过得精明的太后。 Attended class, Liu Changan no longer and Zhu Juntang chatted, the last semester he escaped many classes, the terminal examinations even were not the entire grade first, although got the scholarship, but he somewhat was discontented with oneself. 上课了,刘长安不再和竹君棠闲聊,上学期他逃了很多课,期末考试甚至不是全年级第一,尽管拿到了奖学金,但他还是对自己有些不满的。 …… …… …… …… Sorry, yesterday evening finished to enter the author backstage, the result operate miss, clicked on „preservation” to sleep, could not have sent the chapter, today is late to renew the big chapter to apologize to everyone. 抱歉,昨天晚上写完进入作者后台,结果操作失误,点击了“保存”就去睡觉了,没有把章节发不出来,今天晚点更新大章节向大家道歉。 Do not scold, big new year's celebration. 别骂了,大过年的。