您可以在百度里搜索“我真的长生不老妙笔阁(imiaobige.com)”查找最新章节!Through the ages, humanalwaysyearns for the sky, someinnumerableforerunnersevenpaid the price of lifefor this reason, butrealizedthisdreamto the modern timestruly, changedin the humanmind the size of Earth.
古往今来,人类总是向往天空的,有无数先行者甚至为此付出了生命的代价,而一直到近代才真正实现了这一梦想,也改变了人类心目中地球的大小。Bigandsmall, is a subjectivedescriptionanddescribed, rather thanobjectivestandard, measurement datanotmanychanges of Earth, buttrulychangedsmall.
大和小,是一种主观的描述和形容,而非客观的标准,地球的测量数据没有多少变化,但确实变小了许多。Earthchangedsmall, the countrynaturallyalsochangedsmall, manypeoplehave not been familiar in the smallEarthsmallcountrylive, thisfeelingwill sometimes also affectmanychoices in daily life.
地球都变小了,国家当然也变小了,很多人还不习惯在小地球小国家生活,这种感觉有时候也会影响日常生活中的许多选择。Beforewent to a place, rode a horsetakesonemonth, felt very far, nowrides the High Speed Railairplane, a whilearrived, that was very near, the worldwas reduced.
以前去一个地方,骑马都要一个月,感觉很远,现在坐高铁飞机,一会儿就到了,那就很近,世界就这么被缩小了。Liu Changansteps onafterZhu Juntang conducts the back, somewhatis slightly sigh with emotion, is pondering the issue of person and natureandEarth.刘长安踩在竹君棠的后背上,略微有些感慨,思考着人与自然与地球的问题。
After flyinga while, Zhu Juntanghad not given full expressionis forcedto descend, butwas notsuchcirclesinfoothillhilltop that sheimagineddecreases in the altitudea whileslowly, butwas heldbyLiu Changanfromin the airjumps downdirectly, a little feeling of elevatorextra dip, madeflusteredsuddenly.
飞了一会儿以后,竹君棠意犹未尽地被迫降落了,但并非她想象的那样在麓山顶盘旋一阵子慢慢降低高度,而是被刘长安抓住直接从空中跳下,有点电梯突然加速坠落的感觉,让人心慌慌的。„Grandfather, cansuchnon-stop fly, thenfliesmoonto come up?”Zhu Juntangaskedexcitedly.
“爷爷,能不能这样一直飞,然后飞到月亮上去?”竹君棠兴奋地问道。„You are three years old?”Ifthiscanflymoonto come up, perhapsthatLiu Changanincislunar, had arrived on moon a belt/bringrockto come backback and forthinnumerableeach time, accumulatesis filled upbyhimto the presentPacific Ocean.
“你三岁吗?”要是这样能飞到月亮上去,那刘长安已经在地月之间来回无数次了,每次都到月亮上带点岩石回来,积累到现在也许太平洋都被他填满了。Hehas not thought that Zhu Juntangis short ofsuchgeneral knowledge, shewas onlytooexcited.
他也没有认为竹君棠连这样的常识都欠缺,她只是太兴奋了而已。„I am four years old!”Zhu Juntangdelicately prettysaid,thenwaving of holds, hintsLiu Changanto helphersolutionBang.
“我四岁!”竹君棠娇滴滴地说道,然后挥了挥手掌,示意刘长安帮她解绑。Liu Changanpullsgently, thenopened very closerope that seeminglytied up, now the so-calledropeskill, wasLiu Changanonceplayedto remain.刘长安轻轻一扯,便把看似绑的十分紧密的绳索拆了,现在所谓的绳艺,都是刘长安曾经玩剩下来的。
It looks like inLiu Changan, the ropeskillutilizationis widespread, achieves the pinnacle the practicalskilltrulyis the art, butmanyso-calledropeskills, onlyknow that ties upvariouspatterns the womannowwith the string, thenmakesseveralpictures, the pornographyon the pornography, abnormalabnormally, anythingpullstoward the artin......, even ifLiu Changanthought that artisticthingdoes little, butshould notbecome the pornography and abnormalfig leaf.
在刘长安看来,绳艺运用广泛,把实用技巧做到极致确实是艺术,但现在很多所谓的绳艺,只知道用绳子把女人绑成各种花样,然后拍几张照片,色情就色情,变态就变态,啥都往艺术上扯……即便刘长安觉得艺术这东西作用不大,但也不应该成为色情和变态的遮羞布。As forlooking forseveralsupporting speakersexplainstheseworks, explainssomeso-calledartistic views, isespeciallylaughable, was„tobestow on the newwordcompletelysaidworried” the low leveledition, regardingsomewhatexcelled at the person of talking nonsenseafter all, youurinated the design that shivered all over, givingyouexplainedone is very simple.
至于找几个捧哏的来解读这些作品,解读出一些所谓的艺术见解,更是尤其可笑,完全就是“为赋新词强说愁”的低级版本而已,毕竟对于有些擅于扯淡的人来说,你尿尿的时候一阵乱抖出的图案,给你解读一番也很简单。For example: This personurinatesalsolikesshake-out the design, fullyexplaineddisposition that hestill has a childlike innocence, but the graph of thathysterical/frenzytoexplaining thingsto understandat this time his uninhibitedmood, but the sufficientcomponentfalls in torrents, the after onetypeis oppressed, releasedpleased, the lifeoften is so, has not endured patiently, whatcanfinallydissolutegetting over an emotion? Wecome out the designrubbing that heurinated, manufacturedthisnamed«BirdAnd the Whale»painting, the starting bid price10 millionYuan!
例如:此君尿尿的时候还喜欢抖出图案,充分说明了他童心未泯的心性,而那狂乱的图形冲分说明了此时他不羁的心情,而充足的份量倾泻而出,更有一种憋闷之后得到释放的快意,人生往往便是如此,没有忍耐,何能最终放肆的释怀?我们把他尿尿的图案拓印出来,制作了这副名为《飞鸟与鲸鱼》的画作,起拍价一千万元!„Thisgives tome, Imustuse the picture, manufactures a life-sizewax figure, thenbundlesonthisflight vehicle, tocommemorate...... commemorating......”
“这个送给我吧,我要用刚才的照片,制作一个真人等高的蜡像,然后捆在这个飞行器上,以纪念……纪念……”„Commemoratesyouto become the truemount for the first time?”
“纪念你第一次成为真正的坐骑?”„Commemorates my firsttruesoaring, relies onmysupernatural powercompletely.”Zhu Juntangdetermined, the manufacturewax figurerequires the quitelongtime, even the usepaper moneyability requirementaccelerates, is notonedaytwodays of things, the wax figuremustmanufacturelet alonefinely, mustbeslow work produces fine products, canquiteperfectly the return to original stateZhu Juntangpeerlessappearance and fairy maidenmakings.
“纪念我第一次真正的飞翔,完全是凭借我的法力。”竹君棠确定了,制造蜡像需要比较长的时间,即便使用钞能力要求加速,也不是一天两天的事情,更何况蜡像要制作精美,就必须是慢工出细活,才能够比较完美地还原竹君棠的绝世容颜和仙女气质。Mustreturn to original statecompletelythatisimpossible, the wax figureeventuallyis the dyingthing, withoutZhu Juntangthatnaivelivelynimble and resourcefulfeeling.
要完全还原那是不可能的,蜡像终究是死物,没有竹君棠那种天真活泼的灵动感觉。Goodalsoto havequitefiercewax figuremanufacturework roominternally, the efficiency comparisonis high, does not needto go tooverseasmaking to orderagain, so long asonceanythingwere graspedby the Chinese, thatdefinitelywill enhance the production efficiencycost reduction, Chinesenotlazy, rubs gentlyto beautify the artisanspirit the custom.
好在国内也已经有了比较厉害的蜡像制作工作室,效率比较高,不用再去国外订做,任何事情一旦只要被中国人掌握,那必然会提高生产效率降低成本,中国人没有把懒,磨蹭美化成工匠精神的习惯。„Byyoursupernatural power?”Liu Changanwantsto throwagainher, looks atherby the oneselfsupernatural power, canfly.
“凭借你的法力?”刘长安很想再把她丢出去,看她凭借自己的法力,能不能飞起来。Zhu Juntangnods, has not explainedanything, the well-knownpersonwill not fly, sincesheflew, naturallyrelies onhersupernatural power.竹君棠点了点头,没有多解释什么,众所周知人是不会飞的,她既然飞起来了,当然是凭借她的法力。„Youroneself said that youareImmortal that strolls in the moonlight, Iamyourmount, is an immortalsheep, will Immortalchooseworks as the mount that ordinarywill flynot to fly? Naturallymustchoose the immortal that canfly.”Zhu Juntangthinksagaincarefully,found the fullproof, „a moment agowas the proof of thisfact, superficiallywasyoulosesmein the air, butin factthiswasImmortal and Immortalmountuniquelaunchingway, mysupernatural powerdid not enablemeto soardirectly, butcanurgemeto soarthisfactto happen accurately, was equal tomeby the supernatural powerlaunching of oneself, got it?”
“你自己都说了,你是踏月的仙人,我是你的坐骑,是一头仙羊,一个仙人怎么会选择飞都不会飞的普通咩当坐骑呢?当然是要选择会飞的仙咩呀。”竹君棠再仔细想了想,找到了充分的证明,“刚才就是这一事实的证明,表面上看是你把我丢到了空中,而事实上这就是仙人和仙人的坐骑独特的起飞方式,我的法力并不是使得我能够直接飞翔,而是能够促使我飞翔这一事实确切地发生了,也就等于我凭借自己的法力起飞,明白了吗?”Soundingis very reasonable, butis talking nonsensecompletely, Liu Changanfrowns, thiswhatfallacies and absurdities?
听起来很有道理,但完全就是在胡说八道,刘长安皱起了眉头,这什么歪理邪说?ButLiu Changanhas calmed down, was disinclinedto continueto tame the sheepagain, does not wantto sayanythingwithher.
可刘长安已经消气了,懒得继续再驯羊了,也不想和她多说什么。„A matterIfeelhave doubts, althoughyoua moment agosaidcommemoratesmeto become the truemount for the first time, butIfelt that inrecentlyourtalk, youbasicallyno longersaidIamyourmountand so on, no longercalledme, lambso forthlovablename.” The Zhu Juntangdoubtlooks atLiu Changan.
“还有一件事情我感到非常疑惑,你刚才虽然说了纪念我第一次成为真正的坐骑,但是我感觉在最近我们的谈话中,你基本不再说我是你的坐骑之类的,也不再叫我咩咩,小羊诸如此类可爱的称呼。”竹君棠狐疑地看着刘长安。„Mustmework as the mountyou, are youcomfortable?”Liu Changanturns around, tidied upvarioustools of roofbalcony.
“难道非得我把你当坐骑,你才舒服?”刘长安转过身去,收拾了一下楼顶阳台的各种工具。Tames the sheepnot to succeed, looks for troubletooneselfcompletely, Liu Changansweeps awayvarioustrash that in broken bitswere makinga moment ago, calmlywhilesummarizesoneselfto donotstudious.
驯羊是没有成功的,完全就是给自己找麻烦,刘长安一边打扫着刚才弄出来的各种细碎垃圾,一边心平气和地总结自己做的无用功。„No, Ithought that thisis a signal. Hits a soundto refer tolikemefrequently, something people who Ineeddeliver to front ofme, theseare the signals. The peoplewill always give outvarioussignalsunknowingly, looked whether was caughtoris understood. Yourthischange, is a signal, Ifeelsomewhatdangerously, Imustanalyze.”Zhu Juntangfrowns, thisdoes not have the matter of means that treatsotherperson of Zhu Juntangnot to think, because others evenfaceshas not broughtZhu Juntang of brain, does not have the meanswithher.
“不,我觉得这是一种信号。就像我常常打个响指,我需要的东西就有人送到我面前来,这些都是信号。人总是会不知不觉地传达各种信号,就看是否被捕捉到或者被理解。你这种变化,也是一种信号,我觉得有些危险,我要分析分析。”竹君棠皱起了眉头,这也是没有办法的事情,对待其他人竹君棠可以不动脑子,因为其他人即便面对没有带脑子的竹君棠,也拿她没有办法。ButLiu Changanis different, ifZhu Juntangdoes not think, is may want the immortalby the desire that hesuffersmomentarily, wants the vigilanceto be little.
可是刘长安不一样,竹君棠要是不动动脑子,随时都可能被他折磨的欲死欲仙,还是要警觉一点点的。Staff, Assistant, the bodyguard, the nannyservantwait/etc, the timeis picking upvarioussignals that Zhu Juntangis sending out, makestheirunderstandinganddealing.
身边的工作人员,助理,保镖,保姆佣人等等,时刻都在捕捉着竹君棠散发出来的各种信号,做出他们的理解和应对。FacingLiu Changan, Zhu Juntang must be like this goodtohim, thisfellowwill not receiveandunderstoodsignal that on own initiativeZhu Juntangsends out, becausehewas too strong, cancope withher...... thisalsoto give the opportunity that the Zhu Juntanglittleguard and materialenemytook the initiativeat will, hewill send outsomesignals, Zhu Juntangcatches, a littleusedsomewhat......, althoughmosttimeswere basically useless, the actualdisparitywas too big, clear(ly)knowshemustrip the oneselfsmallskirtsmallsocktime, Zhu Juntangalso can only crychirpto lieon the bedis ripped.
面对刘长安,竹君棠也要这样对他才行,这家伙不会去接收和主动理解竹君棠发出的信号,因为他太强势了,可以随意对付她……这也给了竹君棠一点点防范和料敌先机的机会,他会无意间发出一些信号,竹君棠捕捉到了,多多少少有点用……尽管绝大多数时候基本没用,实际差距太大,明知道他要撕自己的小裙小袜的时候,竹君棠也只能哭唧唧地躺在床上被撕。„Youdid not callme, lamb, immortalsheepso forth...... is desalinatingmybodytheselabels? Whymustdesalinateas foryou...... probablyisbecauseyouhadtomeimproper ambition, ifmybody has intensemountlabel, youthought that oneselfhadto a mountimproper ambition, was very ashamed, thereforeyoutriedto desalinatethislabel, like thisyoutoIacted in a self-serving manner, thatguilty conscience and sense of shame, are not intense, seems satisfying the oneselfnormaldesire......”
“你不叫我咩咩,小羊,仙羊诸如此类的……是不是在淡化我身上的这些标签?至于你为什么要淡化……大概是因为你对我有了非分之想,如果我身上有着非常强烈的坐骑标签,你就觉得自己对一头坐骑有了非分之想,十分羞耻,于是你就试图淡化这一标签,这样你对我为所欲为的时候,那种负罪感和羞耻感,就没有那么强烈了,仿佛只是在满足自己正常的欲望……”Liu Changanreallycould not listen, hejustdecidedcalmly, latertamed the sheeptimewas not so hot tempered, butlike thishow to bear?刘长安实在听不下去了,他刚刚才决定心平气和,以后驯羊的时候不那么暴躁了,可这样的怎么忍得住?ThereforeLiu Changanwent to the trash can pull out one bamboostrip that justthrew, walkedtowardZhu Juntang.
于是刘长安去垃圾桶里把刚刚丢进去的竹条抽了一根,朝着竹君棠就走了过来。„...... The gentleman...... the gentleman...... youare the gentleman!”Zhu Juntangcalls out in alarmone , without the timeto sayagain„gentlemantalkeddid not begin”and so on idle talk, hurriedto run, wavesboth handsto run.
“啊……君子……君子……你是个屁君子!”竹君棠惊叫一声,没有时间再说“君子动口不动手”之类的废话了,赶紧跑,挥舞着双手咩咩跑。
But where Zhu Juntangcanrun awayfromLiu Changan, justwent into the living room, Zhu Juntangswoopsto hide in the sofacorner, triesto losetowardLiu Changanholds the pillowcounter-attack, buthad held downbyLiu Changan, took the bamboostripto pull outherseveralon the buttocksruthlessly.
可是竹君棠哪能从刘长安手下跑掉,才刚刚跑到客厅,竹君棠一个飞扑躲到沙发角落,试图朝着刘长安丢抱枕反击,但是已经被刘长安按住,拿着竹条在屁股上狠狠抽了她几下。Qin Yanantakes a bath, tidied up a hair and makeupsimplyallows, to trade the clothescame out, seesLiu Changanto take the remote control, mind like still waterwatches the televisionto change the stage, Zhu Juntangis lyingon the sofawails.秦雅南洗完澡,简单收拾了一下头发和妆容,换了衣服出来的时候,看到刘长安拿着遥控器,心如止水地看着电视换着台,竹君棠趴在沙发上嚎啕大哭。„What's wrong?”Qin Yananlooksto lieZhu Juntangonsofa, herboth handspressonholding the pillow, the cheekspillowon the back of the hand, the eyetearful, a footbends, fallsto kick the sofa, the mouthsends outwithfairy maidenabsolutelydoes not havemakingsrelatedcrying loudly.
“怎么了?”秦雅南看着趴在沙发上的竹君棠,她双手压在抱枕上,脸颊枕在手背上,眼泪汪汪的,一只脚弯起来,又落下去踢着沙发,嘴里发出和仙女完全没有气质相关的嚎哭。„He...... hehitsme!”Zhu Juntangpressed the sofato crawltwosteps, pulled the Qin Yananskirtswayedto makehersit, thenlayon the Qin Yananthigh, the headwithstood/topupwardseveral, rubbed a comfortableposture, thenstartedto cry, put out a handto refer to the buttocks of oneself, hinthithere.
“他……他打我!”竹君棠按着沙发爬了两步,扯着秦雅南的裙摆让她坐下来,然后趴在秦雅南大腿上,脑袋往上顶了几下,蹭了个舒服的姿势,接着又开始哭起来,伸手指了指自己的屁股,示意是打了这里。
The loskirt that Zhu Juntangwears, the skirtarranges the fluffyskirtbrace, if is away from the skirtto hit, is not mostly painful, it seems like it is raises the skirtto hit, Qin Yananis not goodto lift the skirtto look at the woundtoZhu Juntangdirectly, thensupports by the armZhu Juntang, comforts saying: „All right, Ishowyou. Ifpulls outis swollen, musthurryto wipeto instill, otherwiseeasy of soft and fair skinkeeps the scar.”竹君棠穿的lo裙,裙摆下有蓬松的裙撑,如果是隔着裙子打的,多半是不怎么痛的,看来是掀起裙子打的,秦雅南也不好直接掀裙子给竹君棠看伤口,便把竹君棠搀扶起来,安慰道:“没事,我给你看看。要是抽肿了,可得赶紧抹点药,不然细皮嫩肉的容易留疤。”Zhu Juntangdoes not wantto keep the scar, hurriedto crawl, felt that the buttockswere burning, perhaps the brokenskin, was really fearful and apprehensive, can oneselfreallybecomeimperfectfairy maiden?竹君棠可不想留疤,赶紧爬了起来,感觉屁股火辣辣的,说不定真的破皮了,不禁胆颤心惊,难道自己真的要成为一个不完美的仙女了吗?This is unable to acceptabsolutely, mustcallhelicopterto hurryto sendherto the airport, transfers the besthospitaltreatment?
这是绝对无法接受的,要不要叫来直升机赶紧送她去机场,转去最好的医院治疗?„Idid not playwithyou!”Zhu JuntangshoutsonetowardLiu Changan, went to the bedroomwithQin Yanan, at the same timeaskedanxiously: „Shouldreallynot keep the scar?”
“我不和你玩了!”竹君棠朝着刘长安大喊一声,就跟着秦雅南去卧室了,一边紧张地问道:“该不会真的留疤吧?”„Shouldbe insufficient.”Qin Yananactuallyalsoshifts the Zhu Juntangattention, so as to avoidshehas kept crying, relates to herbuttocksto keep the scarsituation, thisregardingThird Young Lady Zhuwas the hugematter.
“应该不至于。”秦雅南其实也只是转移竹君棠的注意力,免得她一直哭个不停,关系到她屁股上留疤的情况,这对于竹三小姐来说就是天大的事情了。Qin YananjustandZhu Juntangentered the bedroom, heardto knock on a dooron, Qin Yananwalked, sawLiu Changanto take a smallcup, insidethought ofdrop of clearliquid, Liu Changansaid: „Shewas really madmetoa moment agois not goodpulls outher, no matter the buttocksdo have the matter, thissmearing, will not always keep the scar.”秦雅南刚和竹君棠走进卧室,就听到敲门上,秦雅南走过来,看到刘长安拿着一个小杯子,里边装着一滴清亮的液体,刘长安说道:“刚才她实在把我气到不行才抽她,不管屁股有没有事,把这个抹上,总不会留疤了。”„Good...... isn't thisyoursaliva?”Qin YananrememberedLiu Changanalsoto smear the salivaonherbelly, afterward after havinganythingdrilled intoherbelly, had not seen that on the bellyleft the trace.
“好吧……这不会是你的口水吧?”秦雅南想起刘长安曾经也在她的肚皮上抹上过口水,后来有什么钻入她的肚皮以后,也没有看到肚皮上留了痕迹。Liu Changannods, „saidwithyouearly, my is the dragonsalivafine wine, is precious, so long asItold the watertowardyourbellyonperseveringly, cansupplement......”刘长安点了点头,“早和你说了,我这是龙涎玉液,非常宝贵的,只要我持之以恒地往你肚皮上吐口水,也可以补充……”Qin Yanankicked his foot, closes.秦雅南踢了他一脚,关上了门。
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