ITI :: Volume #8

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您可以在百度里搜索“我真的长生不老妙笔阁(imiaobige.com)”查找最新章节！ Through the ages, human always yearns for the sky, some innumerable forerunners even paid the price of life for this reason, but realized this dream to the modern times truly, changed in the human mind the size of Earth. 古往今来,人类总是向往天空的,有无数先行者甚至为此付出了生命的代价,而一直到近代才真正实现了这一梦想,也改变了人类心目中地球的大小。 Big and small, is a subjective description and described, rather than objective standard, measurement data not many changes of Earth, but truly changed small. 大和小,是一种主观的描述和形容,而非客观的标准,地球的测量数据没有多少变化,但确实变小了许多。 Earth changed small, the country naturally also changed small, many people have not been familiar in the small Earth small country live, this feeling will sometimes also affect many choices in daily life. 地球都变小了,国家当然也变小了,很多人还不习惯在小地球小国家生活,这种感觉有时候也会影响日常生活中的许多选择。 Before went to a place, rode a horse takes one month, felt very far, now rides the High Speed Rail airplane, a while arrived, that was very near, the world was reduced. 以前去一个地方,骑马都要一个月,感觉很远,现在坐高铁飞机,一会儿就到了,那就很近,世界就这么被缩小了。 Liu Changan steps on after Zhu Juntang conducts the back, somewhat is slightly sigh with emotion, is pondering the issue of person and nature and Earth. 刘长安踩在竹君棠的后背上,略微有些感慨,思考着人与自然与地球的问题。 After flying a while, Zhu Juntang had not given full expression is forced to descend, but was not such circles in foothill hilltop that she imagined decreases in the altitude a while slowly, but was held by Liu Changan from in the air jumps down directly, a little feeling of elevator extra dip, made flustered suddenly. 飞了一会儿以后,竹君棠意犹未尽地被迫降落了,但并非她想象的那样在麓山顶盘旋一阵子慢慢降低高度,而是被刘长安抓住直接从空中跳下,有点电梯突然加速坠落的感觉,让人心慌慌的。 „Grandfather, can such non-stop fly, then flies moon to come up?” Zhu Juntang asked excitedly. “爷爷,能不能这样一直飞,然后飞到月亮上去？”竹君棠兴奋地问道。 „You are three years old?” If this can fly moon to come up, perhaps that Liu Changan in cislunar, had arrived on moon a belt/bring rock to come back back and forth innumerable each time, accumulates is filled up by him to the present Pacific Ocean. “你三岁吗？”要是这样能飞到月亮上去,那刘长安已经在地月之间来回无数次了,每次都到月亮上带点岩石回来,积累到现在也许太平洋都被他填满了。 He has not thought that Zhu Juntang is short of such general knowledge, she was only too excited. 他也没有认为竹君棠连这样的常识都欠缺,她只是太兴奋了而已。 „I am four years old!” Zhu Juntang delicately pretty said, then waving of holds, hints Liu Changan to help her solution Bang. “我四岁！”竹君棠娇滴滴地说道,然后挥了挥手掌,示意刘长安帮她解绑。 Liu Changan pulls gently, then opened very close rope that seemingly tied up, now the so-called rope skill, was Liu Changan once played to remain. 刘长安轻轻一扯,便把看似绑的十分紧密的绳索拆了,现在所谓的绳艺,都是刘长安曾经玩剩下来的。 It looks like in Liu Changan, the rope skill utilization is widespread, achieves the pinnacle the practical skill truly is the art, but many so-called rope skills, only know that ties up various patterns the woman now with the string, then makes several pictures, the pornography on the pornography, abnormal abnormally, anything pulls toward the art in......, even if Liu Changan thought that artistic thing does little, but should not become the pornography and abnormal fig leaf. 在刘长安看来,绳艺运用广泛,把实用技巧做到极致确实是艺术,但现在很多所谓的绳艺,只知道用绳子把女人绑成各种花样,然后拍几张照片,色情就色情,变态就变态,啥都往艺术上扯……即便刘长安觉得艺术这东西作用不大,但也不应该成为色情和变态的遮羞布。 As for looking for several supporting speakers explains these works, explains some so-called artistic views, is especially laughable, was „to bestow on the new word completely said worried” the low level edition, regarding somewhat excelled at the person of talking nonsense after all, you urinated the design that shivered all over, giving you explained one is very simple. 至于找几个捧哏的来解读这些作品,解读出一些所谓的艺术见解,更是尤其可笑,完全就是“为赋新词强说愁”的低级版本而已,毕竟对于有些擅于扯淡的人来说,你尿尿的时候一阵乱抖出的图案,给你解读一番也很简单。 For example: This person urinates also likes shake-out the design, fully explained disposition that he still has a childlike innocence, but the graph of that hysterical/frenzy to explaining things to understand at this time his uninhibited mood, but the sufficient component falls in torrents, the after one type is oppressed, released pleased, the life often is so, has not endured patiently, what can finally dissolute getting over an emotion? We come out the design rubbing that he urinated, manufactured this named «Bird And the Whale» painting, the starting bid price 10 million Yuan! 例如:此君尿尿的时候还喜欢抖出图案,充分说明了他童心未泯的心性,而那狂乱的图形冲分说明了此时他不羁的心情,而充足的份量倾泻而出,更有一种憋闷之后得到释放的快意,人生往往便是如此,没有忍耐,何能最终放肆的释怀？我们把他尿尿的图案拓印出来,制作了这副名为《飞鸟与鲸鱼》的画作,起拍价一千万元！ „This gives to me, I must use the picture, manufactures a life-size wax figure, then bundles on this flight vehicle, to commemorate...... commemorating......” “这个送给我吧,我要用刚才的照片,制作一个真人等高的蜡像,然后捆在这个飞行器上,以纪念……纪念……” „Commemorates you to become the true mount for the first time?” “纪念你第一次成为真正的坐骑？” „Commemorates my first true soaring, relies on my supernatural power completely.” Zhu Juntang determined, the manufacture wax figure requires the quite long time, even the use paper money ability requirement accelerates, is not one day two days of things, the wax figure must manufacture let alone finely, must be slow work produces fine products, can quite perfectly the return to original state Zhu Juntang peerless appearance and fairy maiden makings. “纪念我第一次真正的飞翔,完全是凭借我的法力。”竹君棠确定了,制造蜡像需要比较长的时间,即便使用钞能力要求加速,也不是一天两天的事情,更何况蜡像要制作精美,就必须是慢工出细活,才能够比较完美地还原竹君棠的绝世容颜和仙女气质。 Must return to original state completely that is impossible, the wax figure eventually is the dying thing, without Zhu Juntang that naive lively nimble and resourceful feeling. 要完全还原那是不可能的,蜡像终究是死物,没有竹君棠那种天真活泼的灵动感觉。 Good also to have quite fierce wax figure manufacture work room internally, the efficiency comparison is high, does not need to go to overseas making to order again, so long as once anything were grasped by the Chinese, that definitely will enhance the production efficiency cost reduction, Chinese not lazy, rubs gently to beautify the artisan spirit the custom. 好在国内也已经有了比较厉害的蜡像制作工作室,效率比较高,不用再去国外订做,任何事情一旦只要被中国人掌握,那必然会提高生产效率降低成本,中国人没有把懒,磨蹭美化成工匠精神的习惯。 „By your supernatural power?” Liu Changan wants to throw again her, looks at her by the oneself supernatural power, can fly. “凭借你的法力？”刘长安很想再把她丢出去,看她凭借自己的法力,能不能飞起来。 Zhu Juntang nods, has not explained anything, the well-known person will not fly, since she flew, naturally relies on her supernatural power. 竹君棠点了点头,没有多解释什么,众所周知人是不会飞的,她既然飞起来了,当然是凭借她的法力。 „Your oneself said that you are Immortal that strolls in the moonlight, I am your mount, is an immortal sheep, will Immortal choose works as the mount that ordinary will fly not to fly? Naturally must choose the immortal that can fly.” Zhu Juntang thinks again carefully, found the full proof, „a moment ago was the proof of this fact, superficially was you loses me in the air, but in fact this was Immortal and Immortal mount unique launching way, my supernatural power did not enable me to soar directly, but can urge me to soar this fact to happen accurately, was equal to me by the supernatural power launching of oneself, got it?” “你自己都说了,你是踏月的仙人,我是你的坐骑,是一头仙羊,一个仙人怎么会选择飞都不会飞的普通咩当坐骑呢？当然是要选择会飞的仙咩呀。”竹君棠再仔细想了想,找到了充分的证明,“刚才就是这一事实的证明,表面上看是你把我丢到了空中,而事实上这就是仙人和仙人的坐骑独特的起飞方式,我的法力并不是使得我能够直接飞翔,而是能够促使我飞翔这一事实确切地发生了,也就等于我凭借自己的法力起飞,明白了吗？” Sounding is very reasonable, but is talking nonsense completely, Liu Changan frowns, this what fallacies and absurdities? 听起来很有道理,但完全就是在胡说八道,刘长安皱起了眉头,这什么歪理邪说？ But Liu Changan has calmed down, was disinclined to continue to tame the sheep again, does not want to say anything with her. 可刘长安已经消气了,懒得继续再驯羊了,也不想和她多说什么。 „A matter I feel have doubts, although you a moment ago said commemorates me to become the true mount for the first time, but I felt that in recently our talk, you basically no longer said I am your mount and so on, no longer called me, lamb so forth lovable name.” The Zhu Juntang doubt looks at Liu Changan. “还有一件事情我感到非常疑惑,你刚才虽然说了纪念我第一次成为真正的坐骑,但是我感觉在最近我们的谈话中,你基本不再说我是你的坐骑之类的,也不再叫我咩咩,小羊诸如此类可爱的称呼。”竹君棠狐疑地看着刘长安。 „Must me work as the mount you, are you comfortable?” Liu Changan turns around, tidied up various tools of roof balcony. “难道非得我把你当坐骑,你才舒服？”刘长安转过身去,收拾了一下楼顶阳台的各种工具。 Tames the sheep not to succeed, looks for trouble to oneself completely, Liu Changan sweeps away various trash that in broken bits were making a moment ago, calmly while summarizes oneself to do not studious. 驯羊是没有成功的,完全就是给自己找麻烦,刘长安一边打扫着刚才弄出来的各种细碎垃圾,一边心平气和地总结自己做的无用功。 „No, I thought that this is a signal. Hits a sound to refer to like me frequently, something people who I need deliver to front of me, these are the signals. The people will always give out various signals unknowingly, looked whether was caught or is understood. Your this change, is a signal, I feel somewhat dangerously, I must analyze.” Zhu Juntang frowns, this does not have the matter of means that treats other person of Zhu Juntang not to think, because others even faces has not brought Zhu Juntang of brain, does not have the means with her. “不,我觉得这是一种信号。就像我常常打个响指,我需要的东西就有人送到我面前来,这些都是信号。人总是会不知不觉地传达各种信号,就看是否被捕捉到或者被理解。你这种变化,也是一种信号,我觉得有些危险,我要分析分析。”竹君棠皱起了眉头,这也是没有办法的事情,对待其他人竹君棠可以不动脑子,因为其他人即便面对没有带脑子的竹君棠,也拿她没有办法。 But Liu Changan is different, if Zhu Juntang does not think, is may want the immortal by the desire that he suffers momentarily, wants the vigilance to be little. 可是刘长安不一样,竹君棠要是不动动脑子,随时都可能被他折磨的欲死欲仙,还是要警觉一点点的。 Staff, Assistant, the bodyguard, the nanny servant wait/etc, the time is picking up various signals that Zhu Juntang is sending out, makes their understanding and dealing. 身边的工作人员,助理,保镖,保姆佣人等等,时刻都在捕捉着竹君棠散发出来的各种信号,做出他们的理解和应对。 Facing Liu Changan, Zhu Juntang must be like this good to him, this fellow will not receive and understood signal that on own initiative Zhu Juntang sends out, because he was too strong, can cope with her...... this also to give the opportunity that the Zhu Juntang little guard and material enemy took the initiative at will, he will send out some signals, Zhu Juntang catches, a little used somewhat......, although most times were basically useless, the actual disparity was too big, clear(ly) knows he must rip the oneself small skirt small sock time, Zhu Juntang also can only cry chirp to lie on the bed is ripped. 面对刘长安,竹君棠也要这样对他才行,这家伙不会去接收和主动理解竹君棠发出的信号,因为他太强势了,可以随意对付她……这也给了竹君棠一点点防范和料敌先机的机会,他会无意间发出一些信号,竹君棠捕捉到了,多多少少有点用……尽管绝大多数时候基本没用,实际差距太大,明知道他要撕自己的小裙小袜的时候,竹君棠也只能哭唧唧地躺在床上被撕。 „You did not call me, lamb, immortal sheep so forth...... is desalinating my body these labels? Why must desalinate as for you...... probably is because you had to me improper ambition, if my body has intense mount label, you thought that oneself had to a mount improper ambition, was very ashamed, therefore you tried to desalinate this label, like this you to I acted in a self-serving manner, that guilty conscience and sense of shame, are not intense, seems satisfying the oneself normal desire......” “你不叫我咩咩,小羊,仙羊诸如此类的……是不是在淡化我身上的这些标签？至于你为什么要淡化……大概是因为你对我有了非分之想,如果我身上有着非常强烈的坐骑标签,你就觉得自己对一头坐骑有了非分之想,十分羞耻,于是你就试图淡化这一标签,这样你对我为所欲为的时候,那种负罪感和羞耻感,就没有那么强烈了,仿佛只是在满足自己正常的欲望……” Liu Changan really could not listen, he just decided calmly, later tamed the sheep time was not so hot tempered, but like this how to bear? 刘长安实在听不下去了,他刚刚才决定心平气和,以后驯羊的时候不那么暴躁了,可这样的怎么忍得住？ Therefore Liu Changan went to the trash can pull out one bamboo strip that just threw, walked toward Zhu Juntang. 于是刘长安去垃圾桶里把刚刚丢进去的竹条抽了一根,朝着竹君棠就走了过来。 „...... The gentleman...... the gentleman...... you are the gentleman!” Zhu Juntang calls out in alarm one , without the time to say again „gentleman talked did not begin” and so on idle talk, hurried to run, waves both hands to run. “啊……君子……君子……你是个屁君子！”竹君棠惊叫一声,没有时间再说“君子动口不动手”之类的废话了,赶紧跑,挥舞着双手咩咩跑。 But where Zhu Juntang can run away from Liu Changan, just went into the living room, Zhu Juntang swoops to hide in the sofa corner, tries to lose toward Liu Changan holds the pillow counter-attack, but had held down by Liu Changan, took the bamboo strip to pull out her several on the buttocks ruthlessly. 可是竹君棠哪能从刘长安手下跑掉,才刚刚跑到客厅,竹君棠一个飞扑躲到沙发角落,试图朝着刘长安丢抱枕反击,但是已经被刘长安按住,拿着竹条在屁股上狠狠抽了她几下。 Qin Yanan takes a bath, tidied up a hair and makeup simply allows, to trade the clothes came out, sees Liu Changan to take the remote control, mind like still water watches the television to change the stage, Zhu Juntang is lying on the sofa wails. 秦雅南洗完澡,简单收拾了一下头发和妆容,换了衣服出来的时候,看到刘长安拿着遥控器,心如止水地看着电视换着台,竹君棠趴在沙发上嚎啕大哭。 „What's wrong?” Qin Yanan looks to lie Zhu Juntang on sofa, her both hands press on holding the pillow, the cheeks pillow on the back of the hand, the eye tearful, a foot bends, falls to kick the sofa, the mouth sends out with fairy maiden absolutely does not have makings related crying loudly. “怎么了？”秦雅南看着趴在沙发上的竹君棠,她双手压在抱枕上,脸颊枕在手背上,眼泪汪汪的,一只脚弯起来,又落下去踢着沙发,嘴里发出和仙女完全没有气质相关的嚎哭。 „He...... he hits me!” Zhu Juntang pressed the sofa to crawl two steps, pulled the Qin Yanan skirt swayed to make her sit, then lay on the Qin Yanan thigh, the head withstood/top upward several, rubbed a comfortable posture, then started to cry, put out a hand to refer to the buttocks of oneself, hint hit here. “他……他打我！”竹君棠按着沙发爬了两步,扯着秦雅南的裙摆让她坐下来,然后趴在秦雅南大腿上,脑袋往上顶了几下,蹭了个舒服的姿势,接着又开始哭起来,伸手指了指自己的屁股,示意是打了这里。 The lo skirt that Zhu Juntang wears, the skirt arranges the fluffy skirt brace, if is away from the skirt to hit, is not mostly painful, it seems like it is raises the skirt to hit, Qin Yanan is not good to lift the skirt to look at the wound to Zhu Juntang directly, then supports by the arm Zhu Juntang, comforts saying: „All right, I show you. If pulls out is swollen, must hurry to wipe to instill, otherwise easy of soft and fair skin keeps the scar.” 竹君棠穿的lo裙,裙摆下有蓬松的裙撑,如果是隔着裙子打的,多半是不怎么痛的,看来是掀起裙子打的,秦雅南也不好直接掀裙子给竹君棠看伤口,便把竹君棠搀扶起来,安慰道:“没事,我给你看看。要是抽肿了,可得赶紧抹点药,不然细皮嫩肉的容易留疤。” Zhu Juntang does not want to keep the scar, hurried to crawl, felt that the buttocks were burning, perhaps the broken skin, was really fearful and apprehensive, can oneself really become imperfect fairy maiden? 竹君棠可不想留疤,赶紧爬了起来,感觉屁股火辣辣的,说不定真的破皮了,不禁胆颤心惊,难道自己真的要成为一个不完美的仙女了吗？ This is unable to accept absolutely, must call helicopter to hurry to send her to the airport, transfers the best hospital treatment? 这是绝对无法接受的,要不要叫来直升机赶紧送她去机场,转去最好的医院治疗？ „I did not play with you!” Zhu Juntang shouts one toward Liu Changan, went to the bedroom with Qin Yanan, at the same time asked anxiously: „Should really not keep the scar?” “我不和你玩了！”竹君棠朝着刘长安大喊一声,就跟着秦雅南去卧室了,一边紧张地问道:“该不会真的留疤吧？” „Should be insufficient.” Qin Yanan actually also shifts the Zhu Juntang attention, so as to avoid she has kept crying, relates to her buttocks to keep the scar situation, this regarding Third Young Lady Zhu was the huge matter. “应该不至于。”秦雅南其实也只是转移竹君棠的注意力,免得她一直哭个不停,关系到她屁股上留疤的情况,这对于竹三小姐来说就是天大的事情了。 Qin Yanan just and Zhu Juntang entered the bedroom, heard to knock on a door on, Qin Yanan walked, saw Liu Changan to take a small cup, inside thought of drop of clear liquid, Liu Changan said: „She was really mad me to a moment ago is not good pulls out her, no matter the buttocks do have the matter, this smearing, will not always keep the scar.” 秦雅南刚和竹君棠走进卧室,就听到敲门上,秦雅南走过来,看到刘长安拿着一个小杯子,里边装着一滴清亮的液体,刘长安说道:“刚才她实在把我气到不行才抽她,不管屁股有没有事,把这个抹上,总不会留疤了。” „Good...... isn't this your saliva?” Qin Yanan remembered Liu Changan also to smear the saliva on her belly, afterward after having anything drilled into her belly, had not seen that on the belly left the trace. “好吧……这不会是你的口水吧？”秦雅南想起刘长安曾经也在她的肚皮上抹上过口水,后来有什么钻入她的肚皮以后,也没有看到肚皮上留了痕迹。 Liu Changan nods, „said with you early, my is the dragon saliva fine wine, is precious, so long as I told the water toward your belly on perseveringly, can supplement......” 刘长安点了点头,“早和你说了,我这是龙涎玉液,非常宝贵的,只要我持之以恒地往你肚皮上吐口水,也可以补充……” Qin Yanan kicked his foot, closes. 秦雅南踢了他一脚,关上了门。
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