您可以在百度里搜索“我真的长生不老妙笔阁(imiaobige.com)”查找最新章节！ Zhu Juntang is rubbing the facial mask on face, while opens mouth to look at the Bai Hui expression, the imperial concubine in her as if palace is preparing to perform for the emperor, the young court eunuch passed on a message suddenly, said that the empress empress will also come to observe to develop. 竹君棠一边搓着脸上的面膜,一边张嘴看着白茴的表情,她仿佛宫里的妃子正准备为皇帝演出,小太监突然传讯,说皇后娘娘也会来观演。 Zhu Juntang is a little excited, most likes looking that the woman fought and rips to compel. 竹君棠有点激动,最喜欢看女人打架和撕逼了。 One excited, Zhu Juntang discovers Liu Changan this exclusive facial mask, a little influence gasps for breath the breath, how but regardless of must rub, really such that wanted such as Liu Changan saying that by her skin absorption, that will be finished. 一激动,竹君棠就发现刘长安这张独家面膜,还是有点影响喘气呼吸的,但无论如何也得搓下来,真要如刘长安所说的那样,会被她的皮肤吸收,那就完蛋了。 oneself absorbed the Liu Changan saliva, is that equal to kissing indirectly? If in his saliva includes his genetic material, what the biological characteristics mark, that oneself was equal to was parasited by him? 自己吸收了刘长安的口水,那岂不是等于间接接吻？如果他的口水里含有他的遗传物质,生物特征标记什么的,那自己岂不是等于被他寄生？ Perhaps will also be pregnant, Zhu Juntang thinks of here, having a scare, going back later to inspect with the child instrumentation again is good. 说不定还会怀孕,竹君棠想到这里,吓了一跳,回去以后必须再用小孩检测仪检查检查才行。 However could use this reason, looks Shangguan Dandan, said that hopes Shangguan Dandan helps oneself inspect, then takes the opportunity to lie down in the Shangguan Dandan coffin to experience. 不过也许可以用这个理由,去找上官澹澹,说希望上官澹澹帮助自己检查一下,然后借机躺进上官澹澹的棺材里体验一番。 That oneself faints by the Liu Changan brick kitchen stove, Shangguan Dandan protects Zhu Juntang, avoided the Liu Changan violent treachery. 那次自己在刘长安的大灶旁边晕倒,上官澹澹就是这么保护竹君棠,免遭了刘长安的毒手。 This method is good, Zhu Juntang is ready to make trouble, plans to hurry to rub the facial mask, after looking An Nuan and Bai Hui ripped to compel, goes back to look for Shangguan Dandan. 还是这个方法好,竹君棠蠢蠢欲动,打算赶紧搓掉面膜,看了安暖和白茴撕逼以后,就回去找上官澹澹。 Bai Hui turned head to look at Zhu Juntang, discovered that the Zhu Juntang vision twinkle, knits the brows, Little Tang did not know in wants any strange thing. 白茴扭头看了一眼竹君棠,发现竹君棠目光闪烁,不禁皱了皱眉,小棠不知道又在想些什么奇奇怪怪的东西了。 Bai Hui does not have to estimate many, the thought and Liu Changan of Zhu Juntang, Shangguan Dandan and the others are equally easy none who does not north, on the other hand An Nuan is most normal. 白茴也没有多去揣摩,竹君棠的思维和刘长安,上官澹澹等人一样容易让人莫不着北,相对来说安暖是最正常的。 Generally said normally, that is because oneself can understand the opposite party, the certain behavior standards and logics and oneself opposite party are similar. 一般说正常,那就是因为自己能够理解对方,对方的某些行为标准和思维逻辑和自己差不多。 Bai Hui opens the QQ space, from top to bottom skids, she must prepare today, when inundates the show/unfolds honored guest, very early in the morning on prepares the accompanying goods, the clothes selfie and sends the selfie, has not observed the enemy intelligence with enough time. 白茴打开QQ空间,从上往下滑动,她今天要准备当漫展嘉宾,一大早就起来准备随行物品,穿衣打扮自拍和发自拍,还没来得及察看敌情。 Skidded for a long time, saw some selfies that An Nuan sent in the morning. 滑动了好久,才看到安暖早上发的一些自拍。 The curve that „humph...... my goodness......” the Bai Hui corners of the mouth curls upwards is very temperate, does not sneer, „An Nuan public show of affection, the licking dog number of average person drastically will definitely reduce frequently, this does not seem to reduce unexpectedly, instead increased, looks at this commentary, slid to comment with the selfie that under I sent similarly.” “嚯……好家伙……”白茴嘴角微翘的弧度十分温和,并非冷笑,“安暖常常秀恩爱,一般人的舔狗数量肯定会大幅减少,她这竟然好像没有减少,反而增多了,看这评论,一溜下去跟我发的自拍下边评论差不多了。” Zhu Juntang is rubbing the cheek, collected to look at several. 竹君棠揉着脸蛋,凑过来看了几眼。 „Her public show of affection, what teams up with her is Liu Changan...... Liu Changan that appearance, the boy looks comfortably, not like the small fresh meat or mother artillery, will be disinclined to look at one....... Girl of commentary is actually in the majority, you look at these names, basically is the girls.” Zhu Juntang patted an arm of Bai Hui, „you put intelligently, a while you facing An Nuan, if satirized the An Nuan licking dog to be many, you were equal to that oneself delivered.” “她秀恩爱,和她搭档的是刘长安……刘长安那种长相,男孩子看着都舒服,不会像小鲜肉或者娘炮那样,懒得多看一眼。哦……其实评论的还是女孩子居多,你看这些名字,基本都是女孩子。”竹君棠拍了一下白茴的手臂,“你放聪明点吧,等会儿你面对安暖,要是讽刺安暖的舔狗多,你就等于自己送上去了。” Bai Hui gripped the hand of Zhu Juntang, has the sheep's head military strategist's reminder fortunately, just Bai Hui planned to propose this point unknowingly. 白茴不禁握住了竹君棠的手,还好有羊头军师的提醒,刚刚白茴就打算在不经意间提一提这一点。 Proposes this point, to the An Nuan ironic opportunity, because Bai Hui said below, the girl are relatively less, flattering and praise of boy are especially many. 一提这一点,就是给安暖反讽的机会了,因为白茴的说说下面,女孩子相对少一些,男孩子的吹捧和赞美尤其多。 Bai Hui understands actually this inside difference, in the girl eyes, An Nuan that girl, is the absolute goddess, regarding the ordinary girl is the steamroll rank, the envy is a little helpless, the girl regarding An Nuan this type, often feels a heartfelt admiration, regards an expectation object visionally. 白茴倒是明白这里面的差别,在女孩子眼里,安暖那种女孩子,是绝对的女神,对于普通女孩子是碾压级别的,嫉妒都有点无能为力,女孩子对于安暖这种,往往都是心悦诚服,当成一个梦幻般的憧憬对象。 Again in addition Liu Changan such girls the boyfriend who likes...... most girls liking, many people not only will not envy others a perfect match, will look at An Nuan public show of affection time, produces knocks the couple pleasure. 再加上一个刘长安这样女孩子都喜欢……大部分女孩子都喜欢的男朋友,很多人不但不会嫉妒别人郎才女貌,甚至会看安暖秀恩爱的时候,产生磕CP的乐趣。 Images of Bai Hui in these girl eyes was different. 白茴在这些女孩子眼里的形象就不一样了。 „She actually not high, held back, in the video is to hold back.” “她其实没多高,拉腿了,视频里都是拉腿的。” „Sells the chest, perhaps fronts and crowded.” “卖胸,说不定还是又垫又挤。” „Flatters the dwelling, you said that what she and these do sell the meat COS to distinguish?” “就是媚宅而已,你说她和那些卖肉的COS有什么区别？” „Who knows that has not to have the wired under price? You have a look at her package, recently also purchased homes.” “谁知道有没有线下价呢？你看看她的包,最近还买了房子。” Oh...... this does not have the matter of means that who makes oneself dominate the world? Un...... except for that two teachers...... they are the old women, perhaps sagged. 嗳……这也是没有办法的事情,谁让自己雄霸天下呢？嗯……除了那两个老师……不过她们都是老女人,说不定都下垂了。 Cannot lick dog numerous matters with the selfie, Bai Hui notices vigilantly. 不能拿自拍下面舔狗众多来说事,白茴警惕地留意到了。 „Was bad, An Nuan wears that skirt of Liu Changan design.” The Bai Hui vision returns to the selfie, actually the An Nuan selfie level is very ordinary, will look for the angle, the talents of some compositions. “糟了,安暖穿着刘长安设计的那条裙子。”白茴的目光回到自拍上,其实安暖的自拍水平很一般,就是会找角度,有些构图的天赋。 Bai Hui still remembers that a picture, is An Nuan photographs surreptitiously Liu Changan to sit on the sliver chair reads, An Nuan stretches out half in the left bottom of picture, that picture Bai Hui must acknowledge that oneself saw at that time, really envies, really wanted the love. 白茴依然记得有一张照片,是安暖偷拍刘长安坐在长条椅子上看书,安暖在画面的左下角伸出半个头来,那张照片就连白茴也得承认自己当时看到,真的嫉妒,真的想要恋爱了。 Naturally, now calms down, thought that a oneself person is also good, the person, always impulses occasionally, cannot take seriously. 当然,现在冷静下来,还是觉得自己一个人也挺好,人嘛,总是偶尔冲动,当不得真。 „Such? That skirt is truly nice, but did she wear a skirt to kill you?” The Zhu Juntang doubts asked that then looked at the Bai Hui skirt. “这么了？那条裙子确实好看,但她穿条裙子就能杀了你？”竹君棠疑惑地问道,然后看了看白茴的裙子。 „You do not remember that...... we noticed last year Liu Changan made the skirt to An Nuan, then prepares to design Liu Changan, making him also make a skirt to us?” The Bai Hui reminder said. “你不记得了……去年我们看到刘长安给安暖做了裙子,然后准备设计刘长安,让他也给我们做条裙子？”白茴提醒道。 Zhu Juntang thought resentfully, „at that time reached an agreement to make him with the schemes and tricks, finally his telephone came, you with the surrender that Kuomintang resembled, sent to whine to act like a spoiled brat makes him help design one, he complied.” 竹君棠忿忿不平地想起来了,“当时说好了一起用阴谋诡计弄他,结果他一个电话过来,你就跟国民党似的投降了,发嗲撒娇地让他帮忙设计一款,他就答应了。” As a result, Bai Hui obtained a Liu Changan design proposal, Zhu Juntang anything does not have! 结果是,白茴得到了刘长安的一个设计方案,竹君棠什么也没有！ „Listened to you to say surrender that Kuomintang resembled, so to be how irritable?” Bai Hui a little wants to smile, „Kuomintang has not surrendered, until now resists stubbornly. Said that you resembles, was taught by Liu Changan repeatedly, but also is resisting stubbornly, refuses stubbornly to repent.” “听你说国民党似的投降了,怎么这么别扭？”白茴有点想笑,“国民党也没投降,至今负隅顽抗。这么说你才像,屡屡被刘长安教训,还在负隅顽抗,死不悔改。” Zhu Juntang thought morosely oneself truly resists stubbornly, the meaning of this word seems like oneself to shoulder the serious pressure, although has no chance, but is still resisting the powerful enemy very tenaciously, inspiring. 竹君棠不高兴地觉得自己确实只是负隅顽抗,这个词的意思好像是自己背负着沉重的压力,虽然没有什么希望,但是依然十分顽强地对抗着强敌,可歌可泣。 „The present issue is...... Liu Changan gives my design proposal, I asked the master to do, now puts on body...... you had not discovered, my skirt and An Nuan that was somewhat similar in the style and design?” Bai Hui could not smile, looks at Zhu Juntang anxiously. “现在的问题是……刘长安给我的那个设计方案,我找师傅做了出来,现在穿在身上……你没发现,我这条裙子和安暖的那条在风格和款式上有些相似吗？”白茴又笑不出来了,焦急地看着竹君棠。 „Isn't hits the skirt? Whose clown who feels inferior.” Zhu Juntang thinks little, she never feels inferior, oneself is fairy maiden, no one has oneself to be attractive, if some people said that oneself is inferior someone attractively, that is others aesthetic is too preliminary, is unable to realize the Zhu Juntang fairy maiden makings and unique charm. “不就是撞裙子吗？谁丑谁自卑。”竹君棠不以为意,她从来不自卑,自己是仙女,谁都没有自己好看,如果有人说自己不如谁谁谁好看,那不过是别人的审美太低级,无法体会到竹君棠仙女的气质和独特的魅力。 The representatives in these people are Liu Changan, always thought that An Nuan is more attractive than Zhu Juntang, was really blind his Sect Lord eye. 这些人里的代表就是刘长安,总觉得安暖比竹君棠好看,真是瞎了他的门主眼。 The Sect Lord eye...... invented this word, Zhu Juntang is a little also self-satisfied, oneself is to resist stubbornly. 门主眼……发明了这个词,竹君棠又有点得意,自己就是要负隅顽抗。 „This hits the feeling of skirt? I...... my a little pangolin see the feeling of name brand.” Bai Hui somewhat stood crampedly, looked down the oneself skirt. “这是撞裙子的感觉吗？我……我有点穿山甲见到正牌的感觉。”白茴有些局促地站了起来,低头看了看自己的裙子。 This skirt is actually very pretty, is very lovable, the craftsmanship of master was exquisite, turned down other manual labor, arranged for a month to the Bai Hui manufacture, an actual hours also far ultra anticipation...... Bai Hui also to add a lot of money specially. 这条裙子其实很漂亮,也很可爱,师傅的手艺非常精湛,推掉了其他活计,专门安排了一个月给白茴制作,实际工时也远超预期……白茴也加了不少钱。 „What meaning is pangolin?” Zhu Juntang asked puzzled. “穿山甲是什么意思？”竹君棠不解地问道。 „In the LO circle putting on the girl of knockoff product called the pangolin, despised the name that and despised.” Bai Hui to the Zhu Juntang popular science, Zhu Juntang does not mix these circles, the skirt that Zhu Juntang wears is personal has custom-made, is world's only, some designs estimated that will also be called the knockoff goods by these LO mothers. “LO圈里把穿山寨产品的女孩子叫穿山甲,非常轻蔑和鄙视的称呼。”白茴对竹君棠科普,竹君棠根本就不混那些圈,竹君棠穿的裙子很多都是私人定制,世界唯一,有些款式估计还会被那些LO娘也叫山寨货。 „You worked as the pangolin is not good An Nuan, so long as you recognized oneself was the name brand is good.” Zhu Juntang said with something else in mind. “那你把安暖当穿山甲不就行了,你只要认定自己的才是正牌就好了。”竹君棠不以为然地说道。 Bai Hui shakes the head, who can have Zhu Juntang this type of energy and self-confident...... in this regard, Bai Hui confessed was inferior. 白茴摇了摇头,谁能有竹君棠这种底气和自信啊……在这一点上,白茴自认不如。 „Hadn't Liu Changan recognized a moment ago?” Zhu Juntang asked strangely, „thinks a little dismal, you wore the skirt that he designed happily, he actually looked but not see, but also spat a saliva essence toward your mouth.” “刚才刘长安没有认出来吗？”竹君棠奇怪地问道,“想想有点悲凉啊,你高高兴兴地穿着他设计的裙子,他却视而不见,还往你嘴里吐了一口口水精华。” The Bai Hui complexion changes, the tooth knocked, looks unbelievable Zhu Juntang...... can...... be able do not put salt toward others wound in? 白茴脸色微变,牙齿都磕磕碰碰了,难以置信地看着竹君棠……能不能……能不能不要往别人伤口上撒盐？ „Considers as finished...... my there to have a skirt, waited for a year to attain, first lent you to put on, gem that above inlaid, changed into the Renminbi, can An Nuan pounding the pulp, we cherishes the skirt that Liu Changan made? Bah!” Zhu Juntang deceives the face, draws Bai Hui to walk toward the facility outside. “算了……我那里有条裙子,等了一年才拿到,先借给你穿,上边镶的宝石,一颗换成人民币,就可以把安暖给砸成稀巴烂,我们稀罕刘长安做的裙子吗？呸！”竹君棠蒙住脸,拉着白茴就往场馆外走去。 Zhu Juntang goes out plays, except for the bread person, naturally also the following nanny van, small fairy maiden tired must be able to fall asleep on the oneself familiar fragrance fragrant bed after all, the toilet must with, only then oneself has used, on the nanny van naturally must prepare the small skirt that she is liking. 竹君棠出门玩,除了面包人,当然也会跟着保姆车,毕竟小仙女累了要在自己熟悉的香香的床上才睡得着,马桶要用只有自己用过的,保姆车上当然也要备着她喜欢的小裙子。 „............ He had to tell me one time, only then his girlfriend had the right to eat his saliva...... is......, very disgusting......” Bai Hui could not bear the face say to Zhu Juntang red. “不过……不过……他有一次跟我说,只有他女朋友才有权利吃他的口水……是……是不是,挺恶心的……”白茴还是忍不住脸红红地对竹君棠说道。 Zhu Juntang then stared her one eyes, really wants to fly to her, can the girl act with constraint, proud, prospect point? 竹君棠回头瞪了她一眼,真想飞起一脚给她,女孩子能不能矜持点,骄傲点,出息点？