您可以在百度里搜索“我真的长生不老妙笔阁(imiaobige.com)”查找最新章节！ Bai Hui thinks occasionally oneself and Liu Changan in the same place, can be any scene, is what atmosphere, two people will handle anything. 白茴偶尔会想一想自己和刘长安在一起的时候,会是一种什么情景,是一种什么样的氛围,两个人会做些什么事情。 Is the pure fantasy, does not represent anything, is only because of Liu Changan looks graceful, is the acquaintance, the time comparison of fantasy has...... always thinks casually. 就是单纯的幻想而已,不代表什么,只是因为刘长安长得帅,又是熟人,幻想的时候比较有……总是就是随便想想。 What that object often doesn't have like the boy? 就像男孩子不也常常有什么什么的那种对象吗？ But Bai Hui has not thought will present such a scene, hears something never heard of before, sees what one never saw before. 可是白茴从来没有想到过会出现这么一种场景,闻所未闻,见所未见。 Even in all kinds of stories, the girl were shot with the bow by the man, shoots with the spear/gun, with bombards greatly, aims with Star Destroyer, but always with no actor, when copes with the girl, toward her mouth spraying saliva. 即便是在各种各样的故事里,女孩子被男人用弓射,用枪射,用大炮轰,用歼星舰瞄准,可是从来用没有哪个男主角在对付女孩子的时候,会往她嘴里喷射口水。 Liu Changan this person like this is always unexpected, beyond expectation to being above the imagination of person, even Zhu Juntang of thought powerful and unconstrained style, is still inferior......, two people are similar. 刘长安这个人总是这样出人意料,出人意料到超乎人的想象,即便是思维天马行空的竹君棠,也不如……嗯,两个人差不多。 Today...... today...... Bai Hui is a little hard to accept the reality suddenly, her finger stretches tight, both hands open in the side look like two parentheses. 今天……今天……白茴一时间有点难以接受现实,她的手指头绷的紧紧的,双手张开在身旁像两个括号。 originally thought like that day grove, he sneezed toward oneself, in that case, the paid price can also accept. 原本以为不过是像那天在小树林里一样,他朝着自己打个喷嚏而已,那样子的话,付出的代价还可以接受。 It is not the present this! 可不是现在这样啊！ How can he do? 他怎么做得出来？ Is he also a person? 他还是不是人？ Yes, two people kiss, actually is also a process of saliva exchange, but...... but the form is different, feeling is completely different! 是啊,两个人亲嘴的时候,其实也是一个口水交换的过程,但……但形式不一样,给人的感觉完全不一样！ Now should oneself set the appearance of vomit? Does he will think that oneself thinks he is very disgusting? 现在自己是不是应该做出呕吐的样子？那他会不会觉得自己认为他很恶心？ No, the nausea that if oneself does not display now, does he will think that this girl does not have proudly, including was told the water to accept, therefore despises her, looks down upon her? 不,如果自己现在不表现的恶心一点,他会不会觉得这个女孩子一点骄傲也没有,连被吐口水都能接受,因此轻视她,看不起她？ When the Bai Hui brain has grasped like the cat the wool clew ties a knot, Liu Changan successfully got out of the hindrance, vanishes in the crowd. 在白茴大脑像猫抓过的毛线团一样打结的时候,刘长安成功摆脱了阻碍,消失在人群之中。 He first bought one bottle of water to rinse rinsing mouth, then drank up the remaining water, then before coming to the row of changing room in changing clothes area, the look looks at the first changing room tranquilly. 他先买了一瓶水漱了漱口,然后把剩下的水都喝掉了,再来到更衣区的一排更衣室前,神色平静地看着第一个更衣室。 The Zhu Juntang bodyguards have surrounded, the Eldest Young Lady hiding place had been discovered without a doubt, they must compose the last defense line, protects and has no skill however to have money to Third Young Lady Zhu that enough makes them brace oneself to force up. 竹君棠的保镖们已经围拢过来了,毫无疑问大小姐的藏身之地已经被发现,他们必须组成最后一道防线,保护并没有什么本事但是有钱到足够让他们硬着头皮顶上去的竹三小姐。 Let alone Third Young Lady Zhu is more naive, as bodyguard, for she goes to generously, many knights guard princess's sense of honor. 更何况竹三小姐天真可爱,作为保镖,为了她慷慨赴死,多少有些骑士捍卫公主的荣誉感。 Actually legend about Liu Changan, in contact inside story not many bodyguards, is he can be killed by shock the person with the fist vigor...... in the actual combat process what he is killed by shock is a first more than 100 jin (0.5 kg) Rottweiler dog, must be killed by shock the person is also similar. 其实关于刘长安的传说,在接触内情不多的保镖中,也就是他能够用拳劲震死人而已……实战过程中他震死的是一头一百多斤的罗威纳犬,要震死人也是差不多的。 Liu Changan can come and go out the Eldest Young Lady floor freely, even if middle helps is still respectful to him, hears Liu Changan also to play with the Eldest Young Lady personal underwear recklessly, but Third Madam knows, also intends to marry Liu Changan Zhu Juntang...... this is the bodyguards does not want with the final reason that he begins. 刘长安能够自由出入大小姐的楼层,即便是仲助也对他恭恭敬敬,听闻刘长安还肆意玩弄过大小姐的贴身内衣,而三太太知道以后还有意把竹君棠嫁给刘长安……这才是保镖们不想和他动手的最终原因。 Otherwise under double fist difficult enemy four, Liu Changan definitely not to dare the extreme methods, everyone most hangs a color, if he wants to seize naive lovable Third Young Lady to humiliate under the protection of people recklessly, that is also impossible. 否则双拳难敌四手,刘长安肯定也不敢下死手,大家最多挂点彩,他要想在众人的保护下捉走天真可爱的三小姐肆意凌辱,那也是不可能的。 „Mister Liu, you had the words to say well, words that must rush to hardly, only if we overthrew us.” Looks at Liu Changan as the high strong man look of bread person leader tranquilly. “刘先生,您有话好好说,非要硬闯的话,除非我们把我们都打倒。”作为面包人头领的一个高壮汉子神色平静地看着刘长安。 „Good.” “好的。” Liu Changan does not want to make them feel embarrassed, therefore overthrew them. 刘长安不想让他们为难,于是把他们都打倒了。 The security in facility has noticed the sound, saw that the person took down by Liu Changan, this was careful that walks vigilantly by the wall, after making several pictures, hurried to run. 场馆里的保安早就注意到了动静,看到人都被刘长安放倒了,这才小心警惕地挨着墙边走过来,拍了几张照片后赶紧跑了。 Pushed first door of changing room, unexpectedly has not caged in inside, Liu Changan walked, saw that Zhu Juntang pastes the wall to stand, the eye roves, finally stopped, falls on Liu Changan body, reveals one firm and resolute and renounces. 推了推第一个更衣室的门,居然没有在里面上锁,刘长安走了进去,看到竹君棠贴着墙壁站着,眼睛转来转去,最后停了下来,落在刘长安身上,流露出一丝坚毅和决绝。 „Pū! Pū! Pū!” “噗！噗！噗！” Zhu Juntang again three salvo attacks. 竹君棠再次三连发攻击。 This also comes as a surprise to Liu Changan, he has not thought that she also dares unexpectedly! 这也是出乎刘长安意料的,他也没有想到她居然还敢！ The Zhu Juntang saliva are not many, after spitting several, then dances with joy to clash, „bad old man, I and you spelled!” 只是竹君棠的口水也不多,吐完几口之后,便手舞足蹈地冲了过来,“糟老头子,我和你拼了！” Liu Changan holds down her hand, Zhu Juntang lifts the hand to kick the foot, cannot reach Liu Changan. 刘长安按住她的手,竹君棠抬手踢脚,都够不着刘长安。 After puts up a last-ditch struggle, Zhu Juntang was motionless, is gasping for breath under his palm, temporarily fell into his evil clutches, she has small fairy maiden of money technique, other immortal laws, will not be the Liu Changan opponents. 一阵垂死挣扎之后,竹君棠不动了,在他手掌下喘着气,暂时落入了他的魔爪之中,她只是拥有金钱术的小仙女,其他仙法还不会,不是刘长安的对手。 „Zhu Juntang, I met Bai Hui a moment ago, she said why I am angry, you guess how I did reply?” Liu Changan has not gone to the saliva that rubs her to spit again, asked calmly. “竹君棠,我刚才遇见白茴,她说我为什么这么生气,你猜我怎么回答的？”刘长安没有去擦她再次吐的口水,语气平静地问道。 „You guess that I can guess?” Zhu Juntang tries to delay the time, now can only wait for certain times to appear. “你猜我猜不猜得出来？”竹君棠试图拖延时间,现在只能等待某些时机出现了。 „I said, I know your mother, I probably am adoptive father's such elder.” “我说,我认识你妈,我大概是干爹这样的长辈。” „Adoptive father? What small short skirt wants me to wear the simultaneous/uniform that gives me the new year's money that? Also or pure thinks making fun of my mother's that?” Zhu Juntang knits the brows, does this inside have oneself to analyze to obtain the important intelligence, the unexpected earthquake is occupied by the bad old man, thus holds his handle or the painful foot, reverses the aspect information? “干爹？是要我穿齐那啥的小短裙的那种,还是给我压岁钱的那种？又或者单纯只是想嬲我妈的那种？”竹君棠皱了皱眉,这里面有没有自己可以分析得出重要情报,出乎意料地震住糟老头子,从而抓住他把柄或者痛脚,逆转局面地信息？ Why he said the adoptive father suddenly, purely to deal with Bai Hui? Zhu Juntang hurries to analyze. 他为什么突然说干爹,是单纯地为了应付白茴吗？竹君棠赶紧分析起来。 Heard her words, Liu Changan controls the strength of oneself palm, if other what small creature, has died. 听到她的话,刘长安控制住了自己手掌的力道,要是别的什么小动物,已经死了。 Liu Changan a little does not think clearly, why didn't she fear him completely? Such dissolute deliberately creating trouble before him, does not pay attention to Wind and Thunder Sword Sect of the Nine Provinces Sect Lord completely. 刘长安有点想不明白,她为什么完全不怕他了？在他面前这么放肆的胡闹,完全不把九州风雷剑门门主放在眼里。 Today must make her know that fierce is good. 今天得让她知道厉害才行。 „Modern people worldly wisdom reality is incomparable, the emotion is frail, before the adoptive father does not have , before being so important......, does obeisance an adoptive father, when adoptive father must educate you, I teach you today a thing, directing you to study martial arts correctly.” Liu Changan lets loose the hand, looks at her to raise the head, has not told the water toward him again, this puts aside the palm, the look visits her indifferently. “现代人人情世故现实无比,情感单薄,干爹也没有以前那么重要了……以前拜一个干爹,当干爹的也要教育你,我今天就教你一点东西,指引你正确学习武功。”刘长安放开手,看她抬起头来,没有再次朝他吐口水,这才移开手掌,神色淡然地看着她。 What idea that some Zhu Juntang doubts, the bad old man has? 竹君棠有些疑惑,糟老头子打的什么主意？ „You said that you observed the animal to study martial arts, actually not wrong, alpaca lifeform except for escaping, the only defend method was to tell the water, you also truly had no battle efficiency before me, except for telling the water, you also had no means.” The Liu Changan vision starts becomes gentle, sighs gently, „currently speaking, your observation capability, with the analysis capability to the enemy and ourselves condition, the made counter measures, manifested you to have outstanding side.” “你说你观察动物学习到了武功,其实也没有错,羊驼这种生物除了逃跑,唯一的御敌手段就是吐口水,你在我面前也确实没有任何战斗力,除了吐口水,你也没有什么办法。”刘长安的目光开始变得温柔,轻轻叹了一口气,“从这一点来看,你的观察能力,和对敌我状况的分析能力,做出的应对措施,都体现出了你有优秀的一面。” Zhu Juntang looks at Liu Changan shocking...... the bad old man...... not, was the grandfather been really angry by oneself? 竹君棠震惊地看着刘长安……糟老头子……不,爷爷真的是被自己气坏了？ „You observed to study martial arts of alpaca to tell the water, but you only learned the surface. The past people through the simulation animal shape, were the careful observation animal many years, even the food and drink rubbish rested the same place, resulted in the essence.” Liu Changan said sincerely, „you told the water, was only little in mouth, but the alpaca told the water, in some liquids including stomach, the injection mass therefore increased sharply.” “你观察学习到了羊驼的武功吐口水,但你只学到了表面。当年的人们通过模拟动物形态,都是仔细观察动物多年,甚至吃喝拉撒睡都在一起,才得精髓。”刘长安语重心长地说道,“你吐口水,只是口腔中的少许,而羊驼吐口水,是包括胃里的一部分液体的,喷射量因此激增。” ...... The Zhu Juntang god, oneself can also so that's how it is the stomach in also spits inadequately...... not right...... 原来如此……竹君棠愣神了一下,难道自己还能把胃里的也吐出来不成……不对…… When Zhu Juntang realizes, she has actually dodged without enough time, sees only Liu Changan to open mouth, put out a water column, toward Zhu Juntang spraying! 就在竹君棠意识到的时候,她却已经来不及闪躲,只见刘长安张开嘴,吐出了一道水柱,朝着竹君棠喷射而来！ That water column is glittering and translucent carving, same does not have the impurity with the bottled water, spurted quickly on the Zhu Juntang face. 那道水柱晶莹剔透,跟瓶装水一样毫无杂质,以迅雷不及掩耳之势就喷在了竹君棠脸上。 „! Liu Changan...... you! You!......” “啊！刘长安……你！你！……” Zhu Juntang calls out in alarm, put out a hand to wipe the face hastily, the water that Liu Changan spat moistened her whole piece face, but these water splashed, finally had anything to remain probably on her face. 竹君棠惊叫起来,连忙伸手抹脸,刘长安吐的水把她整张脸都打湿了,只是那些水飞溅开来,最后却好像有什么残留在她脸上。 Zhu Juntang illuminated the mirror on wall hastily, sees only on the oneself face to cover is not knowing that what ingredient liquid, like a facial mask that mounts the flour gruel, stuck to the face of oneself, the eye, the nose and mouth sealed up. 竹君棠连忙照了照墙上的镜子,只见自己脸上覆盖着不知道什么成份的液体,像一张黏糊糊的面膜,粘住了自己的脸,把眼睛,鼻子和嘴巴都封住了。 „What thing is this?” Zhu Juntang panic-stricken. “这是什么东西？”竹君棠惊恐不已。 „A facial mask that uses my saliva manufacture.” Liu Changan is smiling, „you spurt my face saliva, I return to your saliva facial mask, is very tasteful? Relax, after a period of time it by your skin absorption, beauty aid.” “一张用我的口水制作的面膜。”刘长安微笑着,“你喷我一脸口水,我回你一张口水面膜,是不是很讲究啊？放心吧,过一段时间它就被你的皮肤吸收了,美容养颜。” Zhu Juntang pulled a mourning band on skirt hastily, ignorant/veiled on the face, quickly prepared to look for Bai Hui, looked that Bai Hui does have what means to help her rip this saliva facial mask, as for anything after a period of time, how long god knows his after a period of time is! 竹君棠连忙把裙子上的一块黑纱扯了下来,蒙在了脸上,急急忙忙准备去找白茴,看白茴有没有什么办法帮她把这口水面膜撕下来,至于什么过一段时间,天知道他的过一段时间是多久！ Runs up to the entrance, Zhu Juntang turns around angrily, told the water toward Liu Changan, finally was blocked by that saliva facial mask, Zhu Juntang coughed two, kicked Liu Changan to run. 跑到门口,竹君棠愤怒地转身,朝着刘长安又吐口水,结果被那口水面膜挡住,竹君棠咳嗽两声,踢了刘长安一脚跑了。