您可以在百度里搜索“我真的长生不老妙笔阁(imiaobige.com)”查找最新章节！ Since must catch the ghost today, Liu Changan is then hard to avoid remembering his third year of highschool to have «What the Master Would Not Discuss» that the matter is all right turns next semester. „What the Master Would Not Discuss”, is from „What the Master Would Not Discuss occult and uncanny things”, but Yuan Mei " What the Master Would Not Discuss », the article said was all kinds of ghost monster evil strange stories. 既然今天要去抓鬼,刘长安便难以避免地想起他高三下学期有事没事就翻一翻的《子不语》。“子不语”,取自“子不语怪力乱神”,而袁枚的这本《子不语》,通篇讲的都是各种各样的鬼怪妖邪灵异故事。 Liu Changan looked around zombie elderly lady, she is making the straight gesture diligently, the eye gazes at the front not to look askance, having Liu Changan can discover her scope very slightly toward the left avertence under one toward and one, mood very happy appearance. 刘长安看了一眼旁边的僵尸老太太,她正努力做出端正的姿态,眼睛注视着前方目不斜视,只有刘长安能够发现她幅度很小地往左偏一下头又往又偏一下头,心情很愉快的样子。 „Do you visit me to do?” Felt that the Liu Changan vision, Shangguan Dandan then stopped the petty action, turns the head very dignifiedly and Liu Changan looking at each other. “你看着我干什么？”感觉到刘长安的目光,上官澹澹便停止了小动作,转过头来十分威严地和刘长安对视。 „You are so long in the coffin, has not drilled, frightens does not have money to stay at an inn in the student who the tomb passes the night, or crawls to eat meat hold/container hold/container, the donkey meat burns down, bulk lots chicken what time, did the passed by person regard the zombie to eat the person?” Liu Changan asked curiously. “你在棺材里这么久,就没有钻出来过,吓唬吓唬没钱住店在墓地过夜的书生,或者爬出来吃点肉包包,驴肉火烧,大盘鸡什么的时候,被路过的人当成僵尸在吃人？”刘长安好奇地问道。 He until now suspects the zombie story in unofficial history note, perhaps has with Shangguan Dandan is related. 他一直以来就怀疑野史笔记中的僵尸故事,说不定就有和上官澹澹相关的。 Like this wants also to be regarded the zombie to be related with his oneself, after feigning death, is gotten buried into the coffin, experience that oneself crawls again originally sparse ordinary, the society also happened common. 会这样想和他自己也被当成过僵尸有关,装死以后被埋进棺材里,再自己爬出来的经历本就稀疏平常,人世间也常有发生。 The origin of zombie is mostly related with the playing dead phenomenon, but also some people think are the bioelectricities, virus, bacteria wait/etc. 僵尸的由来多半和假死现象有关,但是也有人认为是生物电,病毒,细菌等等。 The most well-known zombie lifeform was the praying mantis of iron wireworm operation, Liu Changan has also seen a zombie crab, it can also tempt the female copulation, but its interior had in fact been eaten to eat all one's food completely, those who controlled it to act was lives insect more quick-witted parasitic compared with the iron. 最广为人知的僵尸生物就是铁线虫操纵的螳螂了,刘长安也见过一种僵尸螃蟹,它还能够引诱雌性交配,但是实际上它的内部已经完全被吃光了,支配它行动的是比铁生虫更机智的寄生者。 In the high antiquity, there is eats a parasitic object brain merely slowly, then the nervous system of docking parasitic object, takes over control of the body even to have parasitic of certain intelligence performance, they parasite to display the pig same intelligence and behavior pattern in pig body, parasiting in person body is also so. 在远古时代,也有仅仅把寄生对象脑子慢慢吃掉,然后对接寄生对象的神经系统,接管躯壳甚至有一定智力表现的寄生者,它们寄生在猪身上就表现出猪一样的智力和行为模式,寄生在人身上也是如此。 When this parasitic takes human as the host, the host besides the initial frequent headache, often without any other indications, after the brain of host was replaced completely, others are unable to detect. 这种寄生者以人类为宿主时,宿主除了初期频繁头痛以外,往往没有其他任何征兆,一直到宿主的脑子完全被取代以后,旁人都无从发觉。 „Meat hold/container hold/container.” Shangguan Dandan has not answered his issue, but thought aloud that fondly remembers food that often ate. “肉包包。”上官澹澹没有回答他的问题,只是自言自语地怀念了一下常吃的食物。 Ordinary circumstances Liu Changan asked her question in any case, wants to frame her, Shangguan Dandan has known this point. 反正一般情况刘长安问她问题,都是想陷害她,上官澹澹早已知晓这一点。 Liu Changan does not closely examine, he can definitely in more than 2000 years, Shangguan Dandan not sink the condition of not being able to awake, will otherwise not rescue Ye Sijin, making the Ye Sijin rebirth be Qin Yanan. 刘长安也不追问了,他可以肯定在这两千多年里,上官澹澹并非一直沉睡不醒的状态,否则也不会救了叶巳瑾,让叶巳瑾重生为秦雅南。 He will sober under what situation to Shangguan Dandan, will make anything in the sober condition, some interests know. 他对上官澹澹会在什么情况下清醒过来,又会在清醒的状态下做些什么,还是有兴趣知道的。 „Brother Liu, you , if interested in the zombie, can go to the province museum to have a look at the Xin Zhui old madame.” Li Hongfang proposed. “刘哥,你要是对僵尸感兴趣的话,可以去省博物馆看看辛追老夫人。”李洪芳提议道。 „Xin Zhui is not the zombie.” Liu Changan thinks that Li Hongfang had said Xin Zhui that is also „living person coffin”. “辛追也不是僵尸啊。”刘长安想起来李洪芳曾经说过辛追那个也是“活人棺”。 At that time Liu Changan a little believes that also compared with accepting Li Hongfang said Xin Zhui opened the coffin time has problems, has not become the situation like Shangguan Dandan. 当时刘长安是有点相信的,也比较接受李洪芳说辛追只是开棺的时候出了问题,没有成为像上官澹澹这样的情况。 Now these information of Liu Changan to Li Hongfang maintains the suspicion, because Li Hongfang liked the oneself increase plot, quite pulled cleverly. 现在刘长安对李洪芳的这些信息保持怀疑态度,因为李洪芳太喜欢自己添加故事情节了,相当鬼扯。 „Who is Xin Zhui?” Shangguan Dandan asked curiously, although listened to the meaning of Li Hongfang possibly to be only the zombie, but Liu Changan was obviously interested in the zombie very much, perhaps he did not care about the opposite party is the living person or the deceased person or is other what lifeform. “辛追是谁？”上官澹澹好奇地问道,尽管听李洪芳的意思可能只是僵尸,但是刘长安明显对僵尸很感兴趣,也许他并不在意对方是活人还是死人又或者是别的什么生物。 „elderly lady of like you.” Liu Changan sized up Shangguan Dandan from head to foot, nods, „truly resembles.” “一个像你一样的老太太。”刘长安从头到脚打量了上官澹澹,点了点头,“确实像。” „I am not elderly lady.” Shangguan Dandan low voice whisper, a little does not believe that „your also her rape?” “我不是老太太。”上官澹澹小声嘀咕,又有点不信,“你也把她强激安了吗？” „No!” Liu Changan regretted, provokes her to do well. “没有！”刘长安后悔,好好的招惹她干啥。 Li Hongfang touched the ear of oneself, a moment ago she probably deaf, anything has not heard, runs to go to the cloak room replacement to prepare hastily. 李洪芳摸了摸自己的耳朵,刚才她好像聋了,什么都没有听到,连忙跑去衣帽间换装备。 She has clearly become aware an issue, this dialogue disclosed that a news, Liu Changan knew in the coffin through Li Hongfang initially obviously the Shangguan Dandan status, therefore thought the means to compel Shangguan Dandan, then rape Shangguan Dandan. 她已经明悟一个问题了,这一段对话透露出了一个消息,当初刘长安显然是通过李洪芳才知道棺材里上官澹澹的身份,于是就想办法把上官澹澹逼了出来,然后强激安了上官澹澹。 This is Shangguan Dandan talked about „also” the reason. 这就是上官澹澹说“也”的原因。 From this Li Hongfang also understands an issue that oneself is puzzling, in Tomb of Wang Mang, why Liu Changan must trample her initially. 由此李洪芳也明白了自己百思不得其解的一个问题,当初在王莽墓里,刘长安为什么要踹她了。 Liu Changan is also a man, there is an acquisitive instinct, he with Shangguan Dandan such, even he forces, but how can he be willing to hear oneself lecture of Liu He and Shangguan Dandan makes do? 刘长安也是男人,也有占有欲,他都和上官澹澹那样了,即便是他强迫的,但是他怎么会愿意听到自己讲刘贺和上官澹澹乱搞呢？ Then, oneself beautiful buttocks was trampled a foot is not but actually injust, the unenlightened ruler who so long as later oneself attacks Liu He this disobedient principles governing relationships between people wantonly, do not pull Shangguan Dandan, did not have the danger. 这么说来,自己美丽的屁屁被踹上一脚倒也不冤,以后自己只要大肆抨击刘贺这个忤逆伦常的昏君,不要把上官澹澹扯进去,就没有危险了。 Un. 嗯。 Liu Changan looks that Li Hongfang enters the back of cloak room hurriedly, her understands what has to be done actually. 刘长安看着李洪芳匆忙走进衣帽间的背影,她倒是个识时务的。 „Why does that look like me?” Shangguan Dandan is still paying attention to this issue, she does not believe that „she like me industrious thrifty, astute competent, is queen mother who can live?” “那为什么像我呢？”上官澹澹依然在关注这个问题,她更加不信了,“难道她像我一样勤劳节俭,精明能干,是个很会过日子的太后吗？” Liu Changan and she looks at each other, Shangguan Dandan knits the brows, after she displays oneself these special characteristics repeatedly, hasn't he still realized this point? In his eye full is the doubts, denied, makes so unthinkable of statement to her. 刘长安和她对视,上官澹澹皱了皱眉,难道在她屡屡表现自己的这些特质以后,他依然没有认识到这一点？他的眼睛里满是疑惑,否认,还有对她做出如此陈述的匪夷所思。 „Your this called the self- cognitive barrier, you and Zhou Dongdong, Zhou Shuling, you three self- cognition barriers were very serious...... Zhou Dongdong to think oneself to be resourceful and courageous, Zhou Shuling thinks that she was very intelligent , but must add on Zhu Juntang, Zhu Juntang thinks that oneself was fairy maiden.” Liu Changan summarized, beckons with the hand, „considers as finished, when I had not said.” “你这叫自我认知障碍,你和周咚咚,周书玲,你们三个的自我认知障碍都很严重……周咚咚认为自己机智勇敢,周书玲认为她很聪明,哦,还得加上竹君棠,竹君棠认为自己是个仙女。”刘长安总结了一下,摆了摆手,“算了,当我没说。” She also turns a deaf ear in any case, now basically no one can perceive others' words, generally is an opposite party opens the mouth, discovers and viewpoint of oneself is different, or causes the disgruntledness of oneself, must start the bar. 反正她也听不进去,现在基本上没有人可以听进去别人的话,一般是对方一开口,发现和自己的观点不同,或者引起自己的不悦,就要开始杠。 This is also Liu Changan wants to be reasonable every so often obviously with others, has to speak the reason of physics finally, pouring is not he likes solving the problem use violence. 这也是很多时候刘长安明明只是想和别人讲讲道理,最终不得不讲物理的原因,倒也不是他喜欢用暴力解决问题。 Facing the looks unattractive bar essence, wants to rub the cartilage meat sauce to have the mistake him? 面对长得不好看的杠精,就想把他揉成脆骨肉酱有错吗？ „Why does that look like me?” Shangguan Dandan continues to closely examine. “那为什么像我呢？”上官澹澹继续追问。 „Not like, not like, sorry, I was wrong.” Liu Changan cupped the hands, Shangguan Dandan is this, if her issue cannot obtain to explain, she will keep asking not to have. “不像,不像,对不起,我错了。”刘长安拱了拱手,上官澹澹就是这样,如果她的问题得不到解答,她就会问个没完没了。 Shangguan Dandan lifts the hand, loves tenderly touched the shoulder of Liu Changan, since he knows wrong changes, that is good. 上官澹澹抬起手来,怜爱地摸了摸刘长安的肩膀,他既然知错就改,那就好。 Liu Changan remembers oneself previous experience that goes to Southern Hunan Province Museum, met that Zhang Xinliang, leading him to look at the so-called museum warehouse, and claimed museum display was the replica, the quality goods mostly in the warehouse. 刘长安想起自己上次去湘南省博物馆的经历,遇到了那个章星亮,带他去看了所谓的博物馆仓库,并且声称博物馆展览的都是复制品,正品大多数在仓库里。 Liu Changan knows certainly that majority of museum display naturally are the quality goods, replica display time will label is the replica, in the warehouse is putting is replica that because various demands manufacture. 刘长安当然知道博物馆展览的大多数当然是正品,复制品展览的时候都会标注是复制品,仓库里放着的都是因为各种需求制作出来的复制品。 Sometimes the quality goods put out the research by the research institution, delivers to the brothers museum exchange display, or is the regular maintenance inspection wait/etc, when cannot delay the display, the replica went on stage. 有时候正品被研究单位拿出研究,送到兄弟博物馆交流展览,又或者是定期的保养检查等等,又不能耽误展览时,复制品就上场了。 The ordinary viewer is unable to distinguish the replica and quality goods, can achieve truly perfectly the replica duplicate/restores carves, naturally has the unit of quality goods. 普通观众根本无法区别复制品和正品,真正能够把复制品做到完美复刻的,当然是拥有正品的单位。 Without the replica of quality goods comparison manufacture, in the expert eyes is a false. 没有正品对照制作的复制品,在行家眼里都是一眼假。 Liu Changan also wants to have a look, but this time must bring Shangguan Dandan to have a look, the Xin Zhui old madame has changed beyond all recognition now, frightens Shangguan Dandan absolutely not to have the issue. 刘长安还想去看看,但是这次要带上官澹澹去看看,辛追老夫人现在已经面目全非,吓唬吓唬上官澹澹完全没有问题。 At this time Li Hongfang traded the battledress to come out, but the lower part still wore a short skirt, on wore the coat, the thigh demonstrated that battledress, the average person looked is also only thinking that was any special material quality pants. 这时候李洪芳换完战斗服出来了,不过下半身依然穿了条短裙,上身披了外套,腿部才展示出来了战斗服,一般人瞧着了也只会以为是什么特殊材质的裤子罢了。 Remarkably, the Li Hongfang back inserts a flag, on the flag writes „Wind and Thunder Sword Sect of the Nine Provinces” six large characters. 引人瞩目的是,李洪芳后背插着一杆旗帜,旗帜上写着“九州风雷剑门”六个大字。 Liu Changan can see these six large characters , because the flag flutters against the wind, Li Hongfang takes an hair dryer, the blown flag inspiration flutters, flutters in the breeze, revealed „Wind and Thunder Sword Sect of the Nine Provinces” reputation. 刘长安之所以能够看到这六个大字,是因为旗帜迎风飘扬,李洪芳拿着一个电吹风,吹的旗帜鼓舞飘荡,迎风招展,亮出了“九州风雷剑门”的名头。 „Brother Liu, you have a look...... , if there is situation like today again, I go against this am halting in you behind, making them know that our backgrounds, you make a move, I wave the flag and shout!” Li Hongfang wants for the oneself awarded marks. “刘哥,你看看……如果再有像今天那样的情况,我就顶着这面旗站在你身后,让他们知道我们的来头,你一出手,我就摇旗呐喊！”李洪芳很想为自己加分。 Except that clothes must strengthen, Li Hongfang believes that oneself reveals the heartfelt enthusiasm like this, will move Liu Changan, making her soon the Wind and Thunder Sword Sect of the Nine Provinces official disciple. 除了衣品要增强,李洪芳相信自己这样表露衷心的热情,也会打动刘长安,让她早日成为九州风雷剑门的正式门人。 „Supports, you are really a talent.” Liu Changan nods satisfied. “论捧场,你真是个天才。”刘长安满意地点了点头。 Liu Changan does not think that this is flatters, this is not the category of flattering, flatters usually refers to flattering the praise of exaggerating its word, but Li Hongfang to many views of Liu Changan, basically is the realistic indication, right? 刘长安不认为这是拍马屁,这并不属于拍马屁的范畴,拍马屁一般指的是谄媚夸张其词的赞美,但是李洪芳对刘长安的许多看法,基本都属于实事求是的表述,对吧？ Thinks Zhu Juntang, as this gate once most subordinate, has not been Liu Changan has waved the flag and shouted, only when Guan Yuan looks for a job for the first time, said that must wave the flag and shout for Liu Changan...... also expressed that only then Liu Changan won her to shout Sect Lord unmatched in the world, series rivers and lakes, if lost her to surrender to beg for mercy immediately. 想想竹君棠,作为本门曾经的最下级,都不曾为刘长安摇旗呐喊过,只在管圆第一次来找事的时候,说要为刘长安摇旗呐喊……还表示只有刘长安赢了她就大喊门主天下无敌,一统江湖,要是输了她就马上投降求饶。 Completely is the constellation gate conduct. 完全是星宿门的做派。 Sees Liu Changan satisfaction, Li Hongfang shows the happy smile, then discovered that Shangguan Dandan is raising head to look at the large character on flag, then asked: „What duty does queen mother empress hold the post in this school?” 看到刘长安满意,李洪芳不禁露出欢喜的笑容,然后发现上官澹澹正仰着头看旗帜上的大字,便问道:“太后娘娘在本门派担任什么职务？” „She has not joined.” Liu Changan once invited Shangguan Dandan very sincerely, but Shangguan Dandan insisted that must hold the post of „godmother”, but must take the electricity warm table to give to her as the condition by Liu Changan to be willing. “她没有加入。”刘长安曾经十分诚恳地邀请了上官澹澹,可是上官澹澹坚持要担任“教母”,还要以刘长安把电暖桌送给她作为条件才肯。 Li Hongfang is somewhat surprised, originally must join „Wind and Thunder Sword Sect of the Nine Provinces” is really not an easy matter, or is some what special condition and request. 李洪芳有些意外,原来要加入“九州风雷剑门”真的不是一件容易的事情,又或者是有些什么特殊条件和要求吧。 „I was thirsty.” Shangguan Dandan forgets to bring the oneself heat preservation pot, very long had not drunk water, arrives at the water, first took up one bottle of orange juice to look, put, taking up the jar was biggest most attractive one bottle of champagne to hug in the bosom. “我渴了。”上官澹澹忘记带自己的保温壶,很久没有喝水了,自顾自地走到水吧,先拿起一瓶橙汁看了看,又放了回去,拿起瓶子最大最漂亮的一瓶香槟抱在怀里。 Li Hongfang helped her open, takes stem glass to come, was rejected by Shangguan Dandan, held one bottle of champagne rumble to drink. 李洪芳帮她打开,拿了一个高脚杯过来,被上官澹澹拒绝了,抱着一瓶香槟咕噜咕噜喝了起来。 „I later must drink this!” Shangguan Dandan looks that Liu Changan said loudly, „I must pack my xiao small-mouthed wine vessel!” “我以后要喝这个！”上官澹澹看着刘长安大声说道,“我要装满我的鸮卣！” „This 750 ml Champagne current price on market is about 500, your heat preservation pot is five rises capacity, wants about seven bottles to pack, your daily spending money is only 60.” Liu Changan told a Shangguan Dandan brutal reality. “这种750ml的香槟市场价是五百左右,你那个保温壶是五升的容量,要要将近七瓶才能装满,你每天的零花钱只有六十块。”刘长安告诉上官澹澹一个残酷的现实。 Buys an electric car to use energy extremely, depends on the large new year's money support the successful person, unexpectedly must pack the price not low champagne to drink with the 5 L heat preservation pot, really does not know so- said. 一个买辆电动车都极其费劲,靠着大额压岁钱赞助才成功的人,居然要用5L的保温壶装满价格不低的香槟来喝,真是不知所谓。 „I must drink this!” Shangguan Dandan knits the brows, has not wanted these numbers that calculated Liu Changan saying that she set the request of oneself, if some people can satisfy her to be best, if not willing to satisfy her, that said that these idle talk did do? “我要喝这个！”上官澹澹皱了皱眉,根本就没有想要计算刘长安说的这些数字,她只是提出自己的要求,如果有人能够满足她就最好了,如果不愿意满足她,那说这些废话干什么呢？ „I order to you now, tomorrow will deliver to your family place.” Although Shangguan Dandan is not the Wind and Thunder Sword Sect of the Nine Provinces powerful figure, but Li Hongfang has the eyesight to see, not the influence and reality, will display the hospitality of oneself immediately. “我现在就给您下单,明天就送到府上。”尽管上官澹澹并非九州风雷剑门的实权人物,但李洪芳是个有眼力见的,并不会过于势力和现实,马上表现出了自己的热情好客。 Even if in the family/home came a little friend, wants to eat anything to drink anything, acts as the master does not spend anything, naturally will provide. 就算是家里来了个小朋友,想吃点什么喝点什么,做主人的也不费什么事,当然会提供的。 Shangguan Dandan nods well satisfied, holds the champagne jar to sit Liu Changan the side, restored the graceful straight stance, oneself begged the matter a moment ago loudly the appearance, possibly a little selects weakly, must make others forget to be good a bit faster. 上官澹澹心满意足地点了点头,抱着香槟瓶子坐回了刘长安了身旁,恢复了优雅端正的姿态,刚才自己大声讨要物事的样子,可能有点点幼稚,必须让别人快点忘记才行。