您可以在百度里搜索“我真的长生不老妙笔阁(imiaobige.com)”查找最新章节！ Goes early for ten years ago, „spoof” culture is on the rise in the network, complains and makes to smile a comparison desirably, a little like the feeling of present Hong Kong , Taiwan comedy...... naturally, now by „humorous”, „funny” for the starting point cultural product, is the feeling. 早去十年前,“恶搞”文化在网络上方兴未艾,吐槽和制造笑点比较刻意,有点像现在的港台搞笑片的感觉……当然,现在许多以“幽默”,“搞笑”为出发点的文化产品,还是这样的感觉。 At that time the alpaca then became well-known „damn”, several other big divine beast, is such Internet culture product. 那时候羊驼便成了人尽皆知的“草泥马”,还有其他的几大神兽,也是这样的网络文化产物。 After the alpaca popularity increases, then some faintly visible people feed the alpaca as the news of pet, but to present this pet, although did not say finds at everywhere, but did not calculate rare. 羊驼知名度大增后便依稀可见有人喂养羊驼作为宠物的新闻,而到现在这种宠物虽然不说随处可见,但也不算稀罕了。 Zhu Juntang the alpaca from camel's hair industrial park of Zhu Family in Andes Mountains, there is the source area of alpaca, Long Aotian obviously is a lucky fellow, can become the Zhu Juntang pet. 竹君棠的这只羊驼来自竹家在安第斯山脉的驼毛产业园,那里是羊驼的原产地,龙傲天显然是一个幸运儿,能够成为竹君棠的宠物。 Speaking of the alpaca, has a necessity popular science alpaca and alpaca is different, the alpaca is the even-toed ungulate Camelid alpaca clan vicugna alpaca plants, generally called the vicuña, but the alpaca was the llama, was the even-toed ungulate Camelid alpaca clan vicugna alpaca plants. 说到羊驼,就有必要科普一下羊驼和驼羊是不一样的,羊驼是偶蹄目骆驼科羊驼族小羊驼属羊驼种,一般叫小羊驼,而驼羊是大羊驼,是偶蹄目骆驼科羊驼族小羊驼属驼羊种。 If thinks that the alpaca is the camel, but the alpaca is the sheep, this is very dangerous, after all some research indicated, who by alien kidnapping must the responding alpaca and alpaca be the camel who is the sheep such sinister trap issue. 如果认为羊驼是骆驼,而驼羊便是羊,这是很危险的,毕竟有研究表示,被外星人绑架必须答对羊驼和驼羊谁是骆驼谁是羊这样阴险的陷阱问题。 „Quite lovable, wants to take a group photo with it.” An Nuan sees Long Aotian the head, then also and it looks at each other, but also imitated Long Aotian to narrow the expression of eye. “好可爱啊,想和它合影。”安暖看到龙傲天偏着头,便也偏着头和它对视,还模仿了一下龙傲天眯眼睛的表情。 An Nuan moe the appearance to this provoking laughter stupid the thing, often is hard to resist, for example she most loves holds the pillow funnily. 安暖对这种逗趣蠢萌模样的东西,往往难以抗拒,例如她最爱的滑稽抱枕。 „Group photo, do not collect is too near, do not bump into it not to have the issue.” Zhu Juntang also narrowed the eye, the corners of the mouth turned upwards slightly, „you did not think that its looks did look like Liu Changan very much?” “合影可以的,别凑的太近,别碰到它就没有问题。”竹君棠也眯了眯眼睛,嘴角微微翘起,“你不觉得它长得很像刘长安吗？” An Nuan „pū” smiles to make noise, really does not know how Zhu Juntang thinks, the oneself boyfriend by not putting on make-up, the beautiful face, the small fresh meat that the hairstyles and young numerous flattered aesthetically, absolute male god rank, particularly makings......? 安暖“噗哧”笑出声,真不知道竹君棠是怎么想的,自己男朋友可不是靠化妆,美颜,发型和小众审美吹捧起来的小鲜肉,绝对的男神级别,尤其是气质……咦？ An Nuan carefully looked again, after this alpaca looks at her, did not have other movement, end the golden hair of top of the head trembled in the morning breeze lightly, that peaceful feeling, the light look, stood erect the motionless calm and steady makings...... 安暖再仔细看了看,这只羊驼偏头看她以后,就没有别的动作了,头顶的金色毛发尾端在晨风中轻颤,那安静的感觉,平淡的眼神,矗立不动安稳的气质…… „Somewhat the feeling of Liu Changan...... ha haha......” Han Zhizhi pushed An Nuan, laughs wildly. “真有点刘长安的感觉……哈哈哈……”韩芝芝推了安暖一下,狂笑起来。 Zhu Juntang is very satisfied their responses, she took the Liu Changan picture a while ago, making one look for looks to look like the Liu Changan pet, but really no animal appearance can look like Liu Changan, but found a makings feeling and Liu Changan has one to throw the similar alpaca. 竹君棠很满意她们的反应,她前一阵子拿了刘长安的照片,让人找长得像刘长安的宠物,只是真没有什么动物长相能够像刘长安,但是找到了一只气质感觉和刘长安有一丢丢相似的羊驼。 This is also Zhu Juntang names the Long Aotian reason to the alpaca, if after all called „Sect Lord” again and so on was too dangerous, side oneself also had Qin Yanan, Zhong Qing belonged to the Liu Changan licking dog and seductress like this, when guaranteed does not permit to betray Zhu Juntang. 这也是竹君棠给羊驼取名龙傲天的原因,毕竟如果再叫“门主”之类的太危险了,自己身边还有秦雅南,仲卿这样归属刘长安的舔狗和狐狸精,保不准什么时候就出卖了竹君棠。 But called Long Aotian not to have the issue, what mapping was Liu Changan with the metropolis soldier king, the campus Eldest Young Master was the same. 可是叫龙傲天就没问题了,映射的是刘长安就跟都市兵王,校园大少一样。 Not? Qin Yanan comes the governing elder sister teacher of rich and powerful family like this, An Nuan such beautiful Few Girls' schools are colored, the gentle virtuous young married woman neighbor...... is the standard configuration. 难道不是吗？秦雅南这样出身豪门的御姐老师,安暖这样的美少女校花,温柔贤惠的少妇邻居……都是标配。 An Nuan and Han Zhizhi soulful and alpaca group photo, An Nuan also takes her and Liu Changan group photo, sent to say together with the group photo of alpaca. 安暖和韩芝芝充满热情地和羊驼合影,安暖还拿她和刘长安的合照,与羊驼的合照一起发了个说说。 Photographs, Zhu Juntang the stomacher that suspends before the skirt puts out a rocket apple, fed to eat to Long Aotian, pats its neck, the alpaca did not have the alpaca is so big, Zhu Juntang stroked is very convenient. 拍完照,竹君棠从裙子前摆的兜兜里拿出一个火箭苹果,喂给了龙傲天吃,拍了拍它的脖子,羊驼没有驼羊那么高大,竹君棠抚摸起来也很方便。 Zhu Juntang took a look at a An Nuan long leg, this only Baolong Centre No. 1 building touches the height to surpass two meters alpaca head to have no issue probably, the leg long is so long, is longer than the alpaca, had this to affect, did not have other what significance. 竹君棠瞅了一眼安暖的长腿,这只宝隆中心一号楼大概去摸身高超过两米的驼羊脑袋都没有什么问题吧,腿长这么长,比驼羊还长,也就有这点作用了,并没有别的什么意义。 „Do you bump it not to have the issue?” Han Zhizhi envies looks at Zhu Juntang to touch the alpaca, she also wants to touch, sees the furry soft small creature, who doesn't want to trace, plays? But she fears by the nozzle water. “你碰它就没有问题啊？”韩芝芝羡慕地看着竹君棠摸羊驼,她也想摸,看到毛绒绒软绵绵的小动物,谁不想摸一摸,玩一玩呢？可她更怕被喷口水。 „Her oneself raises naturally does not have the issue, how long did you raise?” An Nuan also envies, she also wants to touch, sees the furry soft small creature, who doesn't want to trace, plays? “她自己养的当然没有问题啊,你养多久了？”安暖也羡慕,她也想摸,看到毛绒绒软绵绵的小动物,谁不想摸一摸,玩一玩呢？ „How long without raising, I only likes playing the pet, does not like raising the pet, their casual size then. My pet was others recuperates gave to me, but I was the animal am intimate with the physique since childhood, even if were not I breaks in tame, they in my hands still obedient.” Zhu Juntang said comfortably. “没养多久,我只喜欢玩宠物,不喜欢养宠物,它们会随随便便大小便。我的宠物都是别人养好了送给我,不过我从小就是动物亲近体质,即便不是我养熟的,它们在我手里也乖乖的。”竹君棠习以为常地说道。 She is fairy maiden, besides the Liu Changan like this unusual lifeform, common human and small creature, has't can give up before her, prostrates oneself under her beautiful fairy maiden skirt? 她可是仙女,除了刘长安这样的超凡生物,寻常人类和小动物,还不都得在她面前俯首称臣,拜倒在她美丽的仙女裙下？ „Do you also lack raise the pet? I do not shut out their casual size then, pet that must raise?” Han Zhizhi said positively. “你还缺不缺养宠物的？我不嫌弃它们随随便便大小便,还有要养的宠物吗？”韩芝芝积极地说道。 The Zhu Juntang brow slightly wrinkle, considered, is preparing to open the mouth, An Nuan saw her to take seriously, explained hastily: „Bamboo young lady, she cracks a joke. Quick she began school, she raised only the hamster to fall ill, will only feed the rat poison to the hamster.” 竹君棠眉头微皱,思虑了一下,正准备开口,安暖看到她当真了,连忙解释道:“竹小姐,她开玩笑的。很快她就开学了,她养了只仓鼠生病了,只会给仓鼠喂老鼠药。” „That is my schoolmate!” Han Zhizhi explained discontentedly. “那是我同学！”韩芝芝不满地解释。 „I have a schoolmate, I have a friend, isn't a meaning?” An Nuan said with a smile. “我有个同学,我有个朋友,不都是一个意思吗？”安暖笑着说道。 „Hamster fell ill, feeds the rat poison to it, what issue has?” The Zhu Juntang doubts look at An Nuan, „mouse fell ill did not take the rat poison, what did it eat? Said the hamster isn't the mouse?” “仓鼠生病了,给它喂老鼠药,有什么问题？”竹君棠疑惑地看着安暖,“老鼠生病了不吃老鼠药,它吃什么？还是说仓鼠不是老鼠？” Han Zhizhi and An Nuan look together the Zhu Juntang god flickered, discovered that she is earnest. 韩芝芝和安暖一起看着竹君棠愣神了一瞬,发现她是认真的。 Thinks also normally, by the Zhu Juntang living conditions, she, if has seen the mouse, that calculated experienced, possibly did not have to contact „has eliminated four harmfuls”, „bubonic plague” wait/etc related knowledge points. 想想也正常,以竹君棠的生活环境来看,她如果见过老鼠,那都算见多识广了,也可能没去接触过“除四害”,“鼠疫”等等相关知识点。 „It‘s nothing, I want to raise only the small alpaca.” An Nuan looks down the alpaca, this was too big, the small talent raises well, is more lovable, „will your alpaca live the little darling?” “没什么,我想养只小小的羊驼。”安暖低头看着羊驼,这只有点太大了,小小的才好养,才更可爱,“你的羊驼会生小宝宝吗？” Under like the cat cat dog dog bosoms in many families on, had the friend to be scheduled the young child child. 就像很多人家里的猫猫狗狗怀上了,都有朋友来预定下小崽崽。 „It is the immortal alpaca, the immortal alpaca does not have the baby.” Zhu Juntang shakes the head, „I know that has the small build alpaca of special training, words that you want, I make one deliver one to come.” “它是仙羊驼,仙羊驼不生宝宝的。”竹君棠摇了摇头,“不过我知道有专门培养的小体型羊驼,你想要的话,我让人送一只过来。” „...... Thanks. Words that really must raise, I actually do not have the energy and time.” An Nuan said hastily, only if other oneself and Liu Changan married, can raise...... the present to raise the pet, Professor Liu will reprove An Nuan with the knowledge that her friend circle accumulates, what toxoplasma gondii, the parasite, the pet eats the child so forth. “啊……谢谢。真要养的话,我其实也没精力和时间。”安暖连忙说道,除非等以后自己和刘长安结婚了,才能养……现在要养宠物,柳教授就会拿她朋友圈积累的知识来训斥安暖了,什么弓形虫啊,寄生虫啊,宠物吃小孩啊诸如此类的。 Professor Liu will not go to manage others domestic not to raise the pet, will also think that the pet of others family/home is very lovable, but oneself domestic does not permit. 柳教授不会去管别人家养不养宠物,还会觉得别人家的宠物很可爱,但是自己家养是不允许的。 The Zhu Juntang corners of the mouth curl upwards, the average person is this, always likes this liking that wanting this to want that but often really has the opportunity obtains her to want, will actually be overcautious and indecisive, the quite a lot worry, from pure wish, turned into the consideration of reality, finally often gave up oneself these liking, these interests. 竹君棠嘴角微翘,普通人就是这样的,总是喜欢这个喜欢那个,想要这个想要那个,只是往往真的有机会得到她想要的了,却又会瞻前顾后,颇多顾虑,从单纯的想要,变成了现实的考虑,结果往往就是放弃了自己的那些喜欢,那些兴趣。 Also because of so, the fairy tale in lead often is the princess and prince, or a side is the princess or the prince, at least wants some people able to frustrate that reality, has enough capital to maintain the fairy tale. 也正是因为如此,童话故事里的主角往往就是公主和王子,或者一方是公主或王子,至少要有人能够挫败那种现实,有足够的资本来维持童话。 The story of average person wants the reality many, is the creation origin of present many metropolis realistic emotion play, but the story of fairy tale then produced the overbearing president rich and powerful family daughters' idol drama. 普通人的故事就要现实的多,就是现在很多都市现实情感剧的创作来源,而童话的故事便制作成了霸道总裁豪门千金们的偶像剧。 Zhu Juntang just wants to take this as the starting point, deep review An Nuan and Liu Changan love, the dark stamp is Qin Yanan and Bai Hui boost, but suddenly thought that the oneself small sock and small skirt are trembling frightened, but the buttocks of oneself pain, sipped the lip, gave up the review. 竹君棠正想以此为出发点,深度点评一下安暖和刘长安的爱情,暗戳戳地为秦雅南和白茴助力,但是突然觉得自己的小袜和小裙在恐惧颤栗,而自己的屁股隐隐作痛,还是抿住了嘴唇,放弃点评。 „Is if you opened the mouth, others do not accept, will you very be uncomfortable?” An Nuan sees the Zhu Juntang constipation same expression, hesitant one asked that although the average person should be insufficient to have like this strangely uncomfortable, but she is Zhu Juntang, can perhaps. “是不是如果你开口了,别人不接受,你就会很难受？”安暖看到竹君棠便秘一样的表情,犹豫了一下问道,尽管普通人应该不至于有这样奇怪的难受点,但她可是竹君棠,说不定就会。 „, No.” “哦,没有。” An Nuan smiles, oneself to some Zhu Juntang prejudices? Actually she is not that type specially the person who is difficult to contact. 安暖笑了笑,自己是不是对竹君棠有些偏见？其实她也不是那种特别难接触的人。 At this time two girls walked toward here, was actually blocked by a robust man of wear black suit, originally was sees An Nuan Han Zhizhi and alpaca group photo, they also want to take a group photo. 这时候有两个女孩子往这边走,却被一个穿着黑色西装的壮汉挡住了,原来是看到安暖韩芝芝和羊驼合影,她们也想合影。 An Nuan then notices, oneself only saw a moment ago Zhu Juntang pulls the alpaca to stand here, under reaching to the sky skyscraper, before luxurious brand magnificent shop, a little lonely feeling, actually this lonely radically is the insulating layer of her oneself arrangement. 安暖这才注意到,刚才自己只看到竹君棠牵着羊驼站在这里,在高耸入云的摩天大楼下,奢华品牌华丽的门店前,有点孤独的感觉,其实这种孤独根本就是她自己布置的隔离层。 In the Zhu Juntang surroundings, the men and women of 78 wear suit uniforms/subdue, seem like taking a walk to look around idly, so long as some people try to approach Zhu Juntang, will be prevented or urged to leave. 在竹君棠的周围,有七八个穿着西装制服的男男女女,看上去只是在无所事事地走动张望,但是只要有人试图靠近竹君棠,都会被阻挡或者劝离。 „Han Zhizhi!” “韩芝芝！” At this time stature tall thin, ******, looks looked like «West Rainbow City Richest family» very much in „Gardening Lee-Hom Wang” the young man runs over. 这时候一个身材高瘦,******,长得很像《西虹市首富》里“园艺界王力宏”的年轻男子跑了过来。 Looking is being the person who and Eldest Young Lady friend knows, the suit robust man of doubtful bread person has not stopped. 瞧着是和自家大小姐朋友认识的人,疑似面包人的西装壮汉没有阻拦。 „Han Zhizhi, you did not say that today has no free time?” The young man stands in front of Han Zhizhi, breathed two tones, both hands inserted in the pocket, the faint smile said. “韩芝芝,你不是说今天没空吗？”年轻男子站在韩芝芝面前,喘了两口气,双手插在兜里,似笑非笑地说道。 „Yes, I must accompany my Little Sister to take a walk.” Han Zhizhi points at An Nuan to say. “是啊,我要陪我小妹逛街。”韩芝芝指着安暖说道。 An Nuan understands, this is the Han Zhizhi pigeon fell the blind date object...... is actually not the pigeon, after all is only the arrangement of Professor Ling, Han Zhizhi did not agree that finds an excuse to tell this boy named permits Che unable to meet at present today. 安暖明白过来,这就是韩芝芝鸽掉了的相亲对象……其实也不算鸽,毕竟只是凌教授的安排,韩芝芝不同意罢了,找了个理由告诉眼前这个叫许彻的男孩子今天不能见面。 permits Che the vision falls on An Nuan body, by nearby fairyism attraction, the vision swept one in An Nuan and Zhu Juntang body back and forth, is somewhat unbelievable, the Han Zhizhi friends unexpectedly are so the goddesses. 许彻的目光落在安暖身上,又被旁边的仙气吸引,目光在安暖和竹君棠身上扫了一个来回,有些难以置信,韩芝芝的朋友们竟然都是如此女神。 The high girl, among the features still leads the young girl tender gruff, that gentle corners of the mouth and wave graceful look, but also brings moving charming, she puts on to reveal the leg pencil trousers, very obviously to oneself the both legs and stature is very self-confident, the hip line seemed pants two small volleyball, the waist and upper body were tall and straight, the stance was straight, some collapsing shoulders does not shrink the back like the girl who many high have not actually undergone the specialized body shaping course. 高个的女孩子,眉目间依然带着少女的娇憨,那温柔的嘴角和水波盈盈的眼神,还带着一份动人的妩媚,她穿着显腿型的铅笔裤,很显然对自己的双腿和身材都十分自信,臀线仿佛是裤子里塞了两个小排球似的,腰肢和上身挺拔,姿态笔直,并不像很多个高却没有经过专业形体训练的女孩子那样有些塌肩缩背。 permits Che has not seen attractiveness and so perfect girl of stature union, her upper body wears the pink coat of belt/bring rabbit ear, furry, lovable as if reviews after lets the person, in the dream will recall this picture innumerable. 许彻从来没有见过颜值和身材结合的如此完美的女孩子,她上身穿着带兔子耳朵的粉色外套,毛绒绒的,可爱的仿佛一回眸就让人以后会在梦里无数次地回忆这个画面。 Another short point girl, wears the complicated luxurious princess skirt, likely the formal clothes of classical palace, unified the style of modern ACG culture, has hollows out the design the light mantle to display in the skirt closely, the skirt suspends below has to sparkle the shining gem, under that dawn radiant gorgeousness, seemed the universe starry sky hides under her skirt, the white silk stockings are sending out noticeably, just ray. 另外一个矮一点的女孩子,穿着繁复奢华的公主裙,像古典宫廷的礼服,又结合了现代ACG文化的风格,有细密镂空图案的轻纱罩在裙摆上,裙摆下方有一颗颗闪闪发亮的宝石,那晨光下璀璨的华美,仿佛是宇宙星空藏在了她的裙下,洁白的丝袜更是散发着让人瞩目的,正义的光芒。 In a flash, permits Che even has impulsive, wants to kneel before her, by both hands according to the tread, the body forward pays respects Fu posture, letting oneself can kiss her pair of expensive ostrich Princess skin the shoes, is hearing the fragrance of that leather and silk stockings carefully. 一瞬间,许彻甚至有种冲动,想跪在她面前,以双手按着地面,身体向前拜俯的姿势,让自己能够亲吻到她那双昂贵的鸵鸟皮公主鞋,仔细地闻着那皮革和丝袜的香气。 „You have no free time to have no free time, is the parents worries in any case blindly, looks at you to have no anticipation to me, actually I am also same.” permits Che stretches oneself, such excuse can save the oneself face, can avoid the present two beautiful young girls being indelib to think that he and Han Zhizhi relate ambiguous, thus maintains the distance with him. “你没空就没空吧,反正也是父母瞎操心,看得出来你对我没啥期待,其实我也一样。”许彻伸了个懒腰,这样的说辞既能保全自己的面子,也能够避免眼前的两位美少女先入为主认为他和韩芝芝关系暧昧,从而和他保持距离。 „That is good.” Han Zhizhi is actually not accidental/surprised, the oneself side has An Nuan and Zhu Juntang, permits Che, if looks but not see them, must not be possible with her date/appointment, even if Han Zhizhi will not comply, but will at least still hold in high esteem...... this person to lose the sight of both eyes to him, actually does not affect his daily life. “那就好。”韩芝芝倒是不意外,自己身边有安暖和竹君棠,许彻要是对她们视而不见,非得和她约会不可,韩芝芝即便不会答应,但是至少也会对他刮目相看……此人双目失明,却丝毫不影响他的日常生活。 „Knows, my name was permits Che, with the Han Zhizhi family/home was the family friendship of many generations.” permits Che requests to know naturally. “认识一下,我叫许彻,和韩芝芝家里算是世交。”许彻大大方方地要求认识一下。 permits Che is very clear, every so often covers-up the oneself thoughts some, probe or with small methods cautiously, is often weary, might as well say naturally must become friends, so long as is sincere and polite, the normal people will not reject. 许彻很清楚,很多时候藏着掖着自己的心思,小心翼翼地试探或者用些小手段,往往惹人厌烦,不如大大方方地说要交个朋友,只要真诚而礼貌,正常人都不会拒绝。 „Hello, I am An Nuan.” An Nuan is a normal person, disclosed that a name also has no relations, but actually is also looked the Han Zhizhi face...... An Nuan knows „family friendship of many generations” definitely has many moisture, if really relates intimately „family friendship of many generations”, is the contemporaries, how can An Nuan not know? She and Han Zhizhi have not basically separated before the university. “你好,我是安暖。”安暖是正常人,透露个名字也没有什么关系,但其实也是看韩芝芝面子……安暖知道“世交”肯定有很多水份,真要是关系亲密的“世交”,又是同龄人,安暖怎么会不认识？她和韩芝芝在大学之前基本就没怎么分开过。 After hearing the An Nuan name, permits Che shows a faint smile, has not placed the An Nuan body appearance all attention, immediately goes to and An Nuan chats, the appearance that but becomes friends likely normally, the vision anticipated that looks at Zhu Juntang. 听到安暖的名字以后,许彻微微一笑,并没有一副把所有注意力都放在安暖身上的样子,马上去和安暖聊起来,而是像正常交朋友的样子,目光期待地看着竹君棠。 „Do you look at me to do?” Zhu Juntang knits the brows, she is fairy maiden, keeps aloof, has been used to being a focus of public attention, walks others on the avenue peeps from afar she, she will not mind, but a stranger arrives in front of her, stares at her to look, this is unable to accept obviously. “你看我干什么？”竹君棠皱了皱眉,她是一个仙女,高高在上,早已经习惯了万众瞩目,走在大街上旁人远远地偷看她,她也不会介意,但是一个陌生人走到她面前来,盯着她看,这显然就无法接受了。 Zhu Juntang showed extremely high emotional quotient at this time, because she understood that looks in An Nuan and Han Zhizhi face, has not fired refers, but reminded an opposite party limelight. 竹君棠这时候展现出了极高的情商,因为她懂得看在安暖和韩芝芝的面子上,没有打响指,只是提醒了一下对方注意点。 „I...... I want to know your name.” After permits Cheleng one next, still said the anticipation of oneself naturally. “我……我只是想知道你的名字。”许彻愣了一下后,依然大大方方地说出了自己的期待。 Zhu Juntang has turned the head , to continue to touch the oneself alpaca, he wants to know that her name that is his matter, Zhu Juntang has no reason or the necessity coordinates to inform. 竹君棠转过头去,继续摸自己的羊驼,他想知道她的名字那是他的事情,竹君棠并没有任何理由或者必要去配合告知。 An Nuan and Han Zhizhi are repressing laughter, because they cannot help but remembered the experience of Wu Fan simultaneously, is only and permits Che is not ripe, does not need to remind anything. 安暖和韩芝芝忍着笑,因为她们不由得同时想起了吴凡的经历,只是和许彻不大熟,也没有必要提醒什么。 Let alone permits Che seems only ordinary wants to become friends, knew that...... does not need to think first impressions are most lasting permits Che wants to say something to smooth things over Zhu Juntang, naturally does not need to tell permits Che, saying something to smooth things over Zhu Juntang is a very dangerous matter. 更何况许彻似乎只是普通的想交个朋友,认识一下嘛……也不用先入为主地认为许彻是想搭讪竹君棠啊,当然也就不用告诉许彻,搭讪竹君棠是一件很危险的事情。 permits Che was somewhat awkward, noticed the Zhu Juntang alpaca, put out a hand to trace the neck of alpaca, continued to look for the words: „Is this pet that you raise?” 许彻有些尴尬,留意到了竹君棠的羊驼,伸手摸了摸羊驼的脖子,继续找话:“这是你养的宠物吗？” „It is not I raises, is mother who you raise?” Zhu Juntang looks at permits Chemo the neck of alpaca, how these people always spoke the idle talk, if Liu Changan, will certainly say: You looked after this alpaca was touched, stirs up the ear, the tongue is also exuding flip-flop the sound, this is a warning, its feeling nauseated saliva. “不是我养的,难道是你养的妈？”竹君棠看着许彻摸了羊驼的脖子,这些人怎么老是说废话,要是刘长安,一定会说:你看这羊驼被摸以后,煽动着耳朵,舌头还发出噼啪声,这就是一种警告,它要吐口水了。 permits Che is a little speechless, has to continue to touch the neck of alpaca, „some rare people raise this type of thing to work as the pet.” 许彻有点无语,只好继续抚摸着羊驼的脖子,“很少见有人养这种东西当宠物。” Long Aotian continues to vibrate the ear, the tongue flip-flop is making noise, finally is driven beyond the limits of forbearance, spouted steaming hot green liquid toward permits Che. 龙傲天继续抖动着耳朵,舌头噼啪作响,终于忍无可忍,朝着许彻就喷出了热气腾腾的一道绿色液体。 Suppressed for quite a while like the diarrhea, finally after sitting the toilet, explosion -type lasing. 就像腹泻憋了半天,终于坐上了马桶后爆炸式的激射而出。 „...... I...... shit......” permits Che was spurted a face, latter throws down, this feeling really with was vomited a face not to distinguish by the drunkard. “啊……我……shit……”许彻被喷了一脸,后摔倒地,这种感觉真就和被酒鬼呕了一脸没有区别。 permits Chezhi feels in the mouth, in the nose, in the eye, in the ear is these things, opens mouth slightly, the tip of tongue tasted the flavor, immediately oneself also presses the neck to vomit. 许彻只觉得口腔里,鼻子里,眼睛里,耳朵里都是那些东西,微微张嘴,舌尖尝到了味道,顿时自己也按着脖子呕吐起来。 An Nuan and Han Zhizhi retrocede again and again, takes pleasure in others' misfortunes surprised, thought ultra Zhu Juntang said something to smooth things over is the unwise behavior, such rapidness that but never expected that the disaster arrived. 安暖和韩芝芝连连后退,吃惊地幸灾乐祸,原本只是觉得超竹君棠搭讪是不明智的行为,但是没有想到灾难降临的如此之快。 Zhu Juntang knits the brows, has to hit a sound to refer, told that the person comes under processing the scene, then pulled Long Aotian to arrive one side. 竹君棠皱了皱眉,不得不打了个响指,吩咐人过来处理下现场,然后牵着龙傲天走到了一边。 „This...... don't these liquids have the poison?” Han Zhizhi cares to ask good-heartedly. “这……这些液体没毒吧？”韩芝芝心地善良地关心问道。 „Does not have the poison. If were poisoned, you planned that fed him to take the rat poison?” Zhu Juntang shakes the head, although the bad old man always says that Zhu Juntang has not experienced not to have the general knowledge, but obviously oneself and ordinary girl compare, experiencing the aspect is outstanding. “没毒。如果中毒了的话,你打算喂他吃老鼠药吗？”竹君棠摇了摇头,尽管糟老头子总是说竹君棠没见识没常识,但是显然自己和普通女孩子比起来,见识方面是出类拔萃的了。 An Nuan and Han Zhizhi smiled, distressed permits Che, the rat poison stem, makes human-controlled unable to trig the expression. 安暖和韩芝芝又笑了起来,狼狈的许彻,老鼠药的梗,让人控制不住表情。 The young woman who at this time is growing the Korean half permanent style cheek walked, in her hand takes a red dowel, followed to dawdle the cat car(riage), on the vehicle is lying down calmly and steadily an orange cat of plump. 这时候一个长着韩式半永久风格脸蛋的年轻女人走了过来,她手里拿着一根红色的圆棒,身后跟着一辆遛猫车,车上安安稳稳地躺着一只圆滚滚的橘猫。 Sees only in her hand to take the dowel to proceed to fling, does not have the dawdling cat car(riage) of string connection to proceed to go automatically, when she grasps in the hand is motionless, dawdles the cat car(riage) to follow in her not far away to stop behind. 只见她手里拿着圆棒往前一甩,并没有绳子连接的遛猫车就自动往前行驶,当她握在手里不动时,遛猫车就跟在她身后不远处停住。 This is the intelligence that a Bluetooth controls dawdles the cat car(riage) obviously very much, sees her to stand in Zhu Juntang behind, An Nuan understands that this is the Zhu Juntang cat and raises the cat person. 很显然这是一辆蓝牙控制的智能遛猫车,看到她站在竹君棠身后,安暖明白这是竹君棠的猫和养猫人。 „My this cat called the saintess, my also dog called Sect Lord.” Zhu Juntang said to An Nuan. “我这只猫叫圣女,我还有一只狗叫门主。”竹君棠对安暖说道。 „.” An Nuan felt, if oneself raises a cat, may call: Slippery shovel. “哦。”安暖觉得如果自己养一只猫,可能会叫:滑铲。 „I learned a cursing at people word recently.” Zhu Juntang looks serious, has not shown any flaw, the attractive nose wrinkled the wrinkle, the eye narrowed narrowing the eyes, appearing long and narrow and charming, „dog...... day...... ” “我最近学到了一个骂人的词。”竹君棠神情严肃,没有露出任何破绽,好看的鼻子皱了皱,眼睛又眯了眯,显得狭长而妩媚,“狗……日……的。” „This is the daily street that the whole country arrives at usefully scolds, few that our here uses.” What the Zhu Juntang tone seems to be pure was only tells others her to study this word, An Nuan had not felt that she is cursing at people. “这是全国各地都有用到的日常街骂吧,我们这边用的少。”竹君棠的语气似乎单纯的只是告诉别人她学了这个词而已,安暖并没有感觉她是在骂人。 „Un.” Zhu Juntang then smiles beautiful to say to the gold/metal, „after you dawdle the saintess, brings Sect Lord to run. Remembers that puts on the electric shock collar to Sect Lord, so as to avoid you cannot provide lodging it.” “嗯。”竹君棠回头对金笑美说道,“你遛完圣女以后,就带门主跑一跑。记得给门主戴上电击项圈,免得你管不住它。” Sect Lord is the strength super big large-scale dog, except for five third year thick strong females, ordinary woman, when it tries to be worked loose or attracted the attention to go crazy by anything suddenly, cannot pull taut. 门主是力量超级大的大型犬,除了五大三粗的壮女,普通女人在它试图挣脱或者突然被什么吸引注意力发疯的时候,根本扯不住。 „Good, Third Young Lady......” gold/metal smiled beautiful to continue to dawdle the saintess. “好的,三小姐……”金笑美继续遛圣女去了。 An Nuan and Han Zhizhi visual gold/metal Xiaomei is leaving, does not know that like this dawdles the cat to have what significance...... this cat really to enjoy. 安暖和韩芝芝目视着金笑美离开,不知道这样遛猫有什么意义……不过这只猫是真享受。 „You are shop?” The Zhu Juntang sudden mood is excellent, pulls her alpaca to ask warmly. “你们是来购物的吗？”竹君棠突然心情大好,牵着她的羊驼热情地问道。 „Un, I want to buy the package package.” Han Zhizhi nods. “嗯呐,我想买个包包。”韩芝芝点了点头。 „, I am the super VIP guests of this market all special counters, perhaps I can help you strive for the little preferential benefit.” Zhu Juntang pulls the alpaca to walk toward the market. “哦,我是本商场所有专柜的超级VIP客人,也许我可以帮你们争取到一点点的优惠。”竹君棠自顾自地牵着羊驼往商场里走去。 An Nuan and Han Zhizhi follow hastily, even if the little preferential benefit is also good...... Zhu Juntang is really thousand gold (daughter) Eldest Young Lady that meets the rusticity. 安暖和韩芝芝连忙跟上,哪怕是一点点优惠也好啊……竹君棠真是个接地气的千金大小姐。 …… …… …… …… BIGZHANGJIE, QIUYUEPIAO( because is worried about everyone's years of schooling, therefore only used an English word, like this not only appears me to have culture, will not hinder me to ask monthly ticket) BIGZHANGJIE,QIUYUEPIAO(因为担心大家的文化程度,所以只用了一个英文单词,这样既显得我有文化,又不会妨碍到我求月票)