您可以在百度里搜索“我真的长生不老妙笔阁(imiaobige.com)”查找最新章节！ Shangguan Dandan turned on the television to look family play that the non- typical nature can actually arouse the young married women infinite resonance, although this was the story that Zhou Dongdong could not understand completely, but must raise the head to look at two once for a while, after all always stares at the work to look, the head of Zhou Dongdong will faint, the eye can be painful, the entire children were very only laborious. 上官澹澹打开了电视机在看非典型性却能够引起婆娘们无限共鸣的家庭剧,尽管这是周咚咚完全看不懂的故事,但还是要时不时地抬头瞄上两眼,毕竟总是盯着作业看,周咚咚的头会晕,眼睛会痛,整只小朋友都很辛苦。 Zhou Shuling she is going home to do one's assignment on drawing, but after going home, Zhou Dongdong thinks that most intelligent Elder Brother Changan in the side, Zhou Dongdong will not reduce little intelligent, therefore does not want to do. 周书玲就拉着她回家做作业去了,但是回到家中以后,周咚咚认为最聪明的长安哥哥不在身边,周咚咚也会减少一点点聪明,所以不想做了。 Zhou Shuling thinks, probably a little truth, oneself, when side Liu Changan, although was often attacked by him, but thinks at that time the issue is always easy to obtain answer some, then has not criticized Zhou Dongdong this the new reason of not doing one's assignment. 周书玲想了想,好像有点道理,自己在刘长安身边的时候,虽然时常被他打击,但是那时候想问题总是容易得到答案一些,便没有批评周咚咚这个新型的不做作业的理由。 Liu Changan and Shangguan Dandan are still watching the television. 刘长安和上官澹澹依然在看电视。 The leading lady in soap opera was pregnant, the actor asserted that oneself does not have the fertility, the father-in-law and mother-in-law are also very angry, and thinks that the leading lady was with others' child, cannot live again at home, hurried back to the husband's family's home her. 电视剧里的女主角怀孕了,男主角断言自己没有生育能力,公公和婆婆也十分愤怒,并且认为女主角怀了别人的孩子,不能再住在家里,把她赶回了婆家。 The father of leading lady does not believe the leading lady, demands the leading lady to make the amniotic fluid puncture to take a sample to make the paternity test, if really husband's household's child, lives to beg 10 million reputation/honorary costs of the loss, if, does not run off quietly, coming dead not verifies, cannot acknowledge that in any case the leading lady wore the green hat to the actor. 女主角的父亲也不相信女主角,坚决要求女主角去做羊水穿刺取样做亲子鉴定,真要是夫家的孩子,就生下来讨要一千万名誉损失费,如果不是的话,就悄悄流掉,来个死无对证,反正不能承认女主角给男主角戴了绿帽。 The leading lady who nicely endures decided that makes the amniotic fluid puncture paternity test, showed that pureness of oneself, this then can maintain the marriage and family. 善良坚忍的女主角决定去做羊水穿刺亲子鉴定,证明自己的清白,这样便可以维系婚姻和家庭了。 Liu Changan sees here, cannot help laughing, actually heard under the electricity warm table first to hear the Shangguan Dandan pullets same laughter. 刘长安看到这里,忍不住要哈哈大笑,却听到电暖桌下面先传来了上官澹澹小母鸡一样的笑声。 Originally she also thought that very funny, Liu Changan also thinks that Shangguan Dandan will substitute the leading lady voluntarily, produces angry or unwilling. 原来她也觉得挺搞笑的,刘长安还以为上官澹澹会自觉代入女主角,产生许多愤怒或者不甘。 „What do you smile?” Liu Changan spoke thoughtlessly to ask. “你笑什么？”刘长安随口问道。 „The father of this leading lady, having a fit of temper time is a bit like you, I find it ridiculous.” Shangguan Dandan crawled from the electricity warm table, carefully looked at Liu Changan, looked in the television. “这个女主角的父亲,发脾气的时候有点像你,我觉得好笑。”上官澹澹从电暖桌下爬了出来,仔细看了看刘长安,又看了看电视机里。 She changed the view immediately, shakes the head, „did not look like, your shirts looked like very much.” 她马上改变看法了,摇了摇头,“又不太像了,你们的衬衣很像而已。” Then, Shangguan Dandan has not sat to the electricity warm table under again, took the heat preservation pot to sit by Liu Changan, shook the body, fixed the eyes on the plot to look. 说完,上官澹澹没有再坐到电暖桌下面,拿着保温壶挨着刘长安坐了下来,晃了晃身体,又紧盯着剧情看了下去。 Liu Changan also likes watching the comedy, looks with her. 刘长安也喜欢看搞笑片,和她一起看。 „If the Zhou Dongdong husband's family's home is like this, what to do you can?” Looked at a while, Shangguan Dandan asked. “要是周咚咚的婆家是这样子,你会怎么办？”看了一会儿,上官澹澹问道。 „Killed completely.” “全部杀了。” „It is not good.” Shangguan Dandan shakes the head, „must first help them obtain the body of Immortality completely, then sinks them with the firm shackles in the darkest seabed, making them imprison there forever......, but must tell them, some day will put them, in order to avoid they because of despair and crazy, must keep sober.” “不行。”上官澹澹摇了摇头,“首先要让他们全部获得长生不老的身体,然后用坚固的牢笼把他们沉在最黑暗的海底,让他们永远囚禁在那里……但是要告诉他们,有朝一日会放了他们,以免他们因为绝望而疯狂,必须保持清醒。” „You from your realized that is inspired?” Liu Changan did not think that has many people worth oneself so going seriously to treat. “你这是从你的自身体会中得到的启发？”刘长安并不觉得有多少人值得自己如此去认真对待。 „No, I do not have such experience.” Shangguan Dandan one cup of effervescing water, drank deliciously, „this is I looked that the myth immortal hero palace fights the play to learn.” “没有,我才没有这样的体会。”上官澹澹倒了一杯泡腾水,美滋滋地喝了起来,“这是我看神话仙侠宫斗剧学到的。” „Does palace fight in the play also to have the branch school of myth immortal hero?” Liu Changan grew in experience. “宫斗剧里还有神话仙侠的分支流派？”刘长安又长见识了。 „Naturally has...... tomorrow morning to continue to teach me to ride the electric small carriage...... the drop drop!” Shangguan Dandan anticipated that looks at Liu Changan to call two. “当然有……明天早上继续教我骑电动小马车……滴滴！”上官澹澹期待地看着刘长安叫了两声。 Liu Changan nods, is good is remembering her electric car „drop drop” to call two because of Shangguan Dandan, if otherwise is like Zhu Juntang, will make people feel that Shangguan Dandan also turned into the mount. 刘长安点了点头,好在上官澹澹只是在想起她的电动车才“滴滴”叫两声,否则要是和竹君棠一样,就会让人感觉上官澹澹也变成了坐骑。 That two mount class lifeform, the immortal sheep and DDD the electric small carriage, respectively was evolved by Zhu Juntang and Shangguan Dandan. 那就有两种坐骑类生物了,咩咩咩的仙羊和滴滴滴的电动小马车,分别由竹君棠和上官澹澹进化而成。 Liu Changan watches the television, while is thinking these at sixes and sevens things, Shangguan Dandan depends on his shoulder comfortably watches the television. 刘长安一边看着电视,一边想着这些乱七八糟的事情,上官澹澹靠着他的肩膀舒舒服服的看电视。 After a while, Shangguan Dandan was a little sleepy, but has not wanted to go downstairs to sleep, pulls up his arm to build on the oneself shoulder, crushed into his arms to depend on then the eye to struggle blurry several, the picture in television turned into white one piece, Shangguan Dandan falls asleep. 过了一会儿,上官澹澹有点困了,但还不是很想下楼睡觉,就拉起他的手臂搭在自己肩膀上,挤进他怀里靠着然后眼睛迷迷糊糊地挣扎了几下,电视里的画面变成白茫茫的一片,上官澹澹睡着了。 Next morning, Shangguan Dandan wakes up, discovered that Liu Changan also fell asleep at the electricity warm table unexpectedly, oneself depended unexpectedly in his arms rests one in the evening, really had the wound dignity, hurried to slip into under the coverlet, crawled from the electricity warm table. 第二天早上,上官澹澹醒来,发现刘长安居然也在电暖桌旁睡着了,自己居然靠在他怀里睡了一晚上,实在有伤体统,赶紧滑到盖被下面,从电暖桌下面爬了出去。 After going downstairs, must prepare to boil water, matter Shangguan Dandan does not care very much, after all mother hugs the oneself baby to sleep is very normal matter, holds Zhou Dongdong to sleep like Zhou Shuling frequently. 下楼以后就要准备烧水,刚才的事情上官澹澹已经不是很在意了,毕竟妈妈抱着自己的宝宝睡觉是很正常的事情,就像周书玲也经常抱着周咚咚睡觉。 Liu Changan is big, but the queen mother still is really tender, Shangguan Dandan raises to light a fire the small stove, while is thinking. 刘长安已经不小了,但太后依然甚是怜惜,上官澹澹一边把小火炉子提出来生火,一边这么想着。 Winter vacation reduces to the beginning school microstrip terrified mood in the little friend gradually, each makes one talk over today in the psychology to in the morning play well, the rare and precious vacation takes to the freedom and relaxedness of person. 寒假渐渐地在小朋友对开学微带惶恐的心情中缩短,每一个早晨都让人在心理念叨着今天一定要好好玩,珍稀假期带给人的自由和轻松。 Actually no longer was so also free and relaxed, beautiful thing gradually dissipates always has a heavy heart, from the beautiful appearance of female to the Zhou Dongdong vacation, is so. 其实也不再那么自由和轻松了,美好事物的逐渐消逝总让人心情沉重,从女子的美貌到周咚咚的假期,都是如此。 Early morning Zhou Dongdong to/clashes goes downstairs, used the foot heel to stop the body under the wutong tree, then saw to heat the boiling water Shangguan Dandan to stroke her electric car tender. 一大早的周咚咚冲下楼,在梧桐树下用脚后跟刹住了身体,回头就看见烧好开水的上官澹澹正在怜惜地抚摸着她的电动车。 „Elder Sister Dandan, you also lock this lock.” Zhou Dongdong pulled out a while in the clothes pocket, found with the iron sheet key the plastic small lock, gave Shangguan Dandan. “澹澹姐姐,你把这个锁也锁上。”周咚咚在衣服兜里掏了一会儿,把塑料小锁和铁片钥匙都找到了,递给了上官澹澹。 „Un, like this I felt relieved.” Shangguan Dandan receives, handle with care hung the plastic small lock on the snap ring of car(riage) key. “嗯,这样我就放心多了。”上官澹澹接了过来,慎重其事地把塑料小锁挂在了车钥匙的环扣上。 Zhou Dongdong jumped jumping, is very happy. 周咚咚蹦了蹦,很开心。 Shangguan Dandan had and other Zhou Dongdong to go to the meaning of food market together, saw her to get down, held her hand to walk toward the community outside. 上官澹澹本来就有等周咚咚一起去菜市场的意思,看到她下来了,就牵着她的手往小区外走。 When later oneself dares to ride the electric car to go out, that was more comfortable, Shangguan Dandan is the industrious queen mother, feeling that not does not like taking a walk, but likes riding the electric car to push open the mist of city, starts new day. 等以后自己敢骑着电动车出去,那就更舒服了,上官澹澹是勤劳的太后,并非不喜欢散步的感觉,只是更喜欢骑着电动车闯开城市的雾气,开始新的一天。 „Dandan, after sipping the food, arrives at little thanks there......” “澹澹,呷饭后就到小谢那里去啊……” This is on the road meets to make Shangguan Dandan to play cards, Shangguan Dandan „un” one, now she is a community Liu Changan more popular mahjong gambler, because her looks is lovable, old man elderly lady like looking at the face especially. 这是路上遇到约上官澹澹打牌的,上官澹澹“嗯”了一声,现在她是小区里比刘长安更受欢迎的牌友,因为她长得可爱,老头老太太们尤其喜欢看脸。 Arrived at the food market, Shangguan Dandan looked around a while in the sauced vegetable/dish vegetable salad cold dish outdoor shop, selected some kelp, the potato thread, the dried rolled bean curd, the auricularia auricula. 走到菜市场,上官澹澹在卤菜拌菜凉菜的摊子上张望了一会儿,挑了一些海带,土豆丝,腐竹,木耳。 Stares at the valuation of electronic scale to show anxiously, finally does not have over five dollars, Shangguan Dandan to relax, therefore requests to buy two winglet roots alone. 紧张地盯着电子秤的计价显示,最终没有超过五块钱,上官澹澹松了一口气,于是又单独要求买两个小翅根。 The winglet root is the meat dish, the price is different. 小翅根是荤菜,价钱不一样。 The vendors looked at Shangguan Dandan and Zhou Dongdong, somewhat smiles reluctantly, they buy, generally will not sell. 摊主看了一眼上官澹澹和周咚咚,有些无奈地笑了笑,要不是她俩来买,一般不会这么卖。 But the person look at the face, who makes their looks lovable? Looks they are staring at eagerly the expression, does not have the means to reject. 可是人都是看脸的,谁让她们长得可爱呢？看着她们眼巴巴地盯着的表情,都没有办法拒绝。 Two people pinched the winglet root to eat, Shangguan Dandan also brought, transferred one to go back in the mini city park that Zhou Dongdong is walking. 两个人捏着小翅根吃了,上官澹澹又带着周咚咚走的更远一点,在街心公园转了一圈才回去。 Originally also wants to go to farther point place, but is a little tired, in the morning has not had the breakfast, went to a distance to exceed two li (0.5 km), Dandan had made contribution. 本来还想去更远一点的地方,但是有点累,早上没有吃早餐,一去一回的路程超过了两里,澹澹已经尽力了。 On come back road, Shangguan Dandan sees a banner, above writes „construction new civilized society, brings honor helpfully ** spirit”. 回来的路上,上官澹澹看到一条横幅,上边写着“建设新型文明社会,弘扬乐于助人的**精神”。 „Dongdong/thud, helpful are what meaning do you know?” The intravenous drip from life starts to educate, Shangguan Dandan did not have the opportunity to train Liu Changan, but can educate Zhou Dongdong. “咚咚,乐于助人是什么意思你知道吗？”从生活中的点滴开始教育,上官澹澹没有机会培养刘长安了,但是可以教育周咚咚。 „I know that I am frequently helpful.” Zhou Dongdong both hands insert in the pocket, is frowning to nod. “我知道呀,我经常乐于助人。”周咚咚双手插在兜里,皱着眉头点了点头。 „Which helpful things did you handle?” Shangguan Dandan remembers Zhou Dongdong to give the oneself small lock, helping her consolidate the safety of electric car, this should also calculate the helpful range. “你做了哪些乐于助人的事情呢？”上官澹澹想起周咚咚送给自己的小锁,帮助她巩固电动车的安全,这应该也算乐于助人的范围。 „My mother hits my time each time, Elder Brother Changan was very happy, this is helpful.” Zhou Dongdong is a resourceful and courageous child, yesterday evening Elder Brother Changan explained that Zhou Dongdong has then grasped the helpful life truth. “每次我妈妈打我的时候,长安哥哥就很高兴,这就是乐于助人。”周咚咚是个机智勇敢的小孩,昨天晚上长安哥哥说明了一下,周咚咚便已经掌握了乐于助人的人生道理。 Shangguan Dandan nods, has not said anything. 上官澹澹点了点头,没有说什么。