ITI :: Volume #8

#714: Continues chapter of 59 sheep's horns to withstand/top your buttocks

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您可以在百度里搜索“我真的长生不老妙笔阁(imiaobige.com)”查找最新章节！ Zhu Juntang has not thought that oneself can convince Liu Changan unexpectedly, making him accept the truth of this righteousness expression. 竹君棠都没有想到自己居然能够说服刘长安,让他接受了她这番义正言辞的道理。 It seems like hugely big, greatly truth. 看来天大地大,都大不过道理。 Is this feeling of convincing people by reasoning? Zhu Juntang saw that Liu Changan „feeling a heartfelt admiration” prostrates oneself under the oneself quick-witted eloquence, the feeling is a little floating, if immortal. 这就是以理服人的感觉吧？竹君棠看到刘长安“心悦诚服”地拜倒在自己机智的辩才之下,感觉有点飘飘若仙。 Really even if Liu Changan, he can be said as the myriad things natural Spiritual God, but Spiritual God life in the universe is actually the universe, oneself is the control the universe fairy maiden sheep, the rule in world is the truth that in her mouth told, Liu Changan must obey these rules. 果然即便是刘长安,他可以说是万物自然的神灵,但是神灵生活在的宇宙却是咩咩宇宙,自己是掌控咩咩宇宙的仙女羊,世间的规则就是她口中讲述的道理,刘长安也要遵守这些规则。 For does not enrage Liu Changan, challenges oneself the position of universe control, Zhu Juntang has not said these words, but took up the tablet PC mouth to call „” to run. 为了不激怒刘长安,挑战自己咩咩宇宙掌控者的地位,竹君棠没有把这些话说出口,只是拿起平板电脑嘴里叫着“咩咩咩”跑了。 „Third Young Lady liked studying the sheep to call recently more and more.” Zhong Qing discovered before , she also called one occasionally, but also covered up, called was discovered by Zhong Qing, will also talk at random under the explanation, now all day cries out. “三小姐最近越来越喜欢学羊叫了。”仲卿发现以前她还只是偶尔叫一句,还遮遮掩掩的,叫的时候被仲卿发现了,还会东拉西扯解释下,现在整天叫唤。 „You give her to prepare a good green grass to work as the midnight snack.” “你给她准备点上好的青草当夜宵。” „In the evening eats the roast lamb.” Zhong Qing low voice titter. “晚上吃烤全羊吧。”仲卿小声偷笑。 Liu Changan does not have the opinion, others treat in any case, he never picks puts forward requirement, eats anything to anything. 刘长安没有意见,反正别人请客,他从来不挑三拣四多提要求,给啥吃啥。 Zhu Juntang changed the clothes, played a while with Shangguan Dandan Zhou Dongdong, Liu Changan brought home one old one slightly to have the dinner. 竹君棠换了衣服,和上官澹澹周咚咚玩了一会儿,刘长安就带着一老一小回家去吃晚饭去了。 Zhu Juntang wants to keep them to eat meal together, but Zhou Shuling had made the dinner at home, Zhu Juntang suspected that Liu Changan has that type „woman at home prepared the dinner to go home to eat meal” the custom, but this words only suited in secret and Zhong Qing Eight Trigrams (gossip): Bad old man and wife's private circumstances. 竹君棠本来想留他们一起吃饭,但是周书玲已经在家里做好了晚餐,竹君棠怀疑刘长安有那种“女人在家里准备好了晚餐就一定要回家吃饭”的习惯,但是这种话只适合私下里和仲卿八卦:糟老头子与人妻的私密情事。 Was in front of his saying that only feared he will ride in her body, drove away her to universe deep place free ballooning, could not return to Earth again. 当着他的面说,只怕他会骑在她身上,把她驱赶到咩咩宇宙深处自由翱翔,再也回不到地球了。 Returns to under the wutong tree, Shangguan Dandan toward electric car „drop! Drop” called two to greet it, after walking felt attached to stroked the scar of electric car, this follows to go upstairs to eat meal, Zhou Shuling said that also wants to study is riding the electric car, must let the Zhou Shuling study time careful, if hit again one time, Shangguan Dandan felt that oneself will love dearly to hold the electric car to lie down in the coffin, for a long time for a long time does not want to come out. 回到梧桐树下,上官澹澹朝着电动车“滴！滴”叫了两声问候它,走过去爱怜地抚摸了电动车的伤痕以后,这才跟着上楼吃饭,周书玲说也想学着骑电动车,得让周书玲学的时候小心一点,如果再撞一次,上官澹澹感觉自己会心疼地抱着电动车躺进棺材里,很久很久都不想出来了。 In the evening Zhong Qing meets Liu Changan eats to bake, is ten o'clock, in the afternoon Zhou Dongdong has not heard the matter about midnight snack, therefore had not insisted that this point, has been stranded slept sleepily, but when Shangguan Dandan occupies today the electricity warm table most honored position watches the television, is absent-minded, once for a while must have a look at her downstairs electric car. 晚上仲卿来接刘长安去吃烧烤的时候,已经是十点钟了,下午周咚咚并没有听到关于夜宵的事情,所以没有坚持到这个点,早就困困地去睡觉了,而上官澹澹今天占据电暖桌最尊贵的位置看电视时,都心不在焉,时不时地要出去看看她楼下的电动车。 Liu Changan suggested that under she shoulders the building to come up the electric car, places her eye to hide looks, this should be very ordinary operation to her, but shouldering television turned daily shouldered the electric car. 刘长安建议她把电动车扛到楼上来,放在她眼皮子底下看着,这对于她来说应该属于很平常的操作,不过是把扛电视机的日常变成了扛电动车罢了。 Shangguan Dandan a little selects vigilantly, does not know that Liu Changan wants to seize the chance to rob her electric small carriage, how otherwise not saying that makes her shoulder in her oneself room to lock, but attains the building to come up? 上官澹澹有点点警惕,不知道刘长安是不是又想趁机抢夺她的电动小马车,否则的话怎么不是说让她扛进她自己房间里锁起来,而是拿到楼上来呢？ Therefore after Shangguan Dandan goes downstairs, shouldered downstairs room the electric car, an entire evening has not gone upstairs again. 于是上官澹澹下楼以后,就把电动车扛进了楼下的房间,一整个晚上都没有再上楼。 Liu Changan actually thought her room is very crowded, put that the first year vice- coffin, now puts an electric car, not oppressed nervous? 刘长安其实只是觉得她那房间真的已经很挤了,放了那么大一副棺材,现在又放进去一辆电动车,难道就不憋闷的慌吗？ Places his living room is very actually convenient the electric car, she even can ride the electric car to overshoot from the balcony in the living room. 把电动车放在他的客厅其实很方便,她甚至可以在客厅里骑着电动车从阳台上冲下去。 Zhong Qing met Liu Changan to rush to the BBQ restaurant, the roast lamb of appointment has pickled the on the shelf to roast the half ripe, after two people sat down, the boss and proprietress began personally, roasting the charcoal fire of sheep rack and big basin carried, let Zhong Qing and Liu Changan can take over enjoys the baking pleasure again. 仲卿接了刘长安赶到烧烤店,预约的烤全羊已经腌好上架烤到半熟,两个人坐下以后,老板和老板娘亲自上手,把烤羊架子和大盆的炭火端了过来,让仲卿和刘长安可以接手再享受一下烤制的乐趣。 Many people like obtaining such a sense of participation, really wants oneself to prepare to start a lane roast lamb from the food, it is estimated that few can handle personally. 许多人都喜欢获得这么一种参与感,真要自己从食材准备开始弄一只烤全羊,估计没几个人搞得定。 „You were responsible for eating were good, roasted and cuts me.” Liu Changan also likes participating, the importance of sheep grazing to human is next to the pig, the sheep in providing protein project falls behind the pig, but sheep to human ” basic necessities of life ” „clothes” actually important. “你负责吃就好了,烤和切都我来。”刘长安也喜欢参与,羊这种牧畜对人类的重要性仅次于猪,羊在提供蛋白质这一项目上落后于猪,但是羊对人类”衣食住行”中的“衣”却至关重要。 Liu Changan starts raise sheep to eat the sheep from the domesticated wild goat, and is equally deep to the pig to the sentiment of sheep, once for a while must eat. 刘长安从驯化野羊开始养羊吃羊,对羊的感情也和对猪一样深厚,时不时地要吃一吃。 When starts to domesticate the wild goat as for Huaxia, is controversial as usual, often this inquisition history time, would a wave of people giving Huaxia any thing of region to look for Africa, various ancestors and sources in Central Asia even Europe, as if should not have anything is most in this lands origin, or independent development. 至于华夏什么时候开始驯化野羊,照例存在着争议,每每这种探究历史的时候,总会有一波人来给华夏地域的什么东西找非洲,中亚甚至欧洲的各种祖宗和源头,仿佛就不应该有什么是最早在这片土地发源似的,或者独立的发展。 „I ordered other vegetables/dishes again, the light eat the mutton is too greasy, with several pack boxes, you roasted again while cuts getting down belt/bring to go back, our two could not finish eating.” Zhong Qing turns the cookbook saying that she was not really busy to this time intentionally, caused Zhou Dongdong and Shangguan Dandan has not eaten. “那我再点一些别的菜,光吃羊肉太腻了,再拿几个打包盒,你一边烤一边切一些下来带回去,我们两个也吃不完。”仲卿翻着菜谱说道,她真不是故意忙到这时候,才导致周咚咚和上官澹澹没吃上的。 Zhong Qing has certain regulatory jurisdiction in the business of Baojun Group entire mainland, but her young, is mainly familiar with southern Hunan this work eventually at present, suffices her to be busy at work, Zhu Juntang this Eldest Young Lady must look, Third Madam has also urged her, the matter on work does not have Zhu Juntang to be important no matter what, therefore Zhong Qing after handling Zhu Juntang, goes to be busy at other work. 仲卿在宝郡集团整个大陆的业务都有一定的监管权限,但是她终究年轻,目前主要是熟悉湘南这一块的工作,就够她忙活的了,还有竹君棠这个大小姐要照顾着,三太太也叮嘱过她,工作上的事情不管怎么样都没有竹君棠重要,所以仲卿都是在搞定了竹君棠以后,才去忙其他的工作。 Today accompanies the Zhu Juntang back poem to lose the too much time. 今天就是陪着竹君棠背诗耽误了太多时间。 „Drinks?” Liu Changan looked at Zhong Qing fair nape of the neck, she took off the coat, under the clear shoulder has the fine collar bone, the hollow collar bone ditch as if can put an exhausted shell egg steadily, the woman , if no attractive collar bone, that graceful fine flavor will be then nothing left. “喝酒吗？”刘长安看了一眼仲卿白皙的脖颈,她脱去了外套,圆润的肩头下方有着精致的锁骨,凹陷的锁骨沟似乎能稳稳地放一个剥壳鸡蛋,女人要是没有漂亮的锁骨,那种优雅精致的味道便会荡然无存。 „Hē, I return to the aunt to live in today. Looks for substitute driver first to deliver me, then delivers you to go back, the vehicle stopped in your community to be good, I will take tomorrow.” Zhong Qing somewhat flushes slightly, has turned the head to explain rapidly, oneself must drink , will possibly get drunk, but did not want to get drunk then to make him return to the hotel. “喝吧,我今天回阿姨家住。找代驾先送我,然后再送你回去,车子停你们小区里就好了,我明天来取。”仲卿微微有些脸热,转过头去迅速解释一番,自己要喝酒而且可能会喝醉,但并不是想要喝醉了然后让他送回酒店去。 That night after oneself got drunk, gives instead of taking the matter that has not become is too awkward, particularly his palm divided to faint her unexpectedly, if were cousin's such young female student, only feared that will be regarded as the lifetime the great shame that was hard to wash and rinse. 那天晚上自己喝醉以后倒贴未成的事情太尴尬了,尤其是他居然一掌把她劈晕了,如果是表妹那样的小女生,只怕会当做是毕生难以洗涮的奇耻大辱。 „Does not use, delivering you are proficient, I take a stroll slowly. Don't you send the friend to encircle today?” Liu Changan said with a smile. “不用了,送你到家,我慢慢溜达回去。你今天不发朋友圈了？”刘长安笑着说道。 Zhong Qing gave him a rebuking look, is one time and Liu Changan eats to bake together, she sent and group photo of Liu Changan in the friend circle, originally wants to tease Bai Hui, finally the aunt saw, but also thinks that she looked for the partner. 仲卿给了他一个嗔怪的眼神,有一次也是和刘长安一块儿吃烧烤,她发了个和刘长安的合影在朋友圈,本来是想逗白茴的,结果阿姨看到,还以为她找对象了。 Liu Changan took rock drill to dial the charcoal fire, started to turn over to bake the frame, the mutton has started to incite to emit the gloss that the fragrance overflowed, the surface layer was crisp, inside thoroughly ripe, a knife stroke, inside pulp was gently each level clearly demarcated, the delightful juice flowed following the opening, can imagine one to nip, the delicacy in the joyfulness in the mouth blooming. 刘长安拿着钎子拨了拨炭火,开始翻转烧烤架,羊肉已经开始滋滋冒出香气四溢的油光,表层酥脆,内里熟烂,刀子轻轻一划,里边的肉质层次分明,甜美的汁液顺着口子流淌而出,可以让人想象一口咬下去,美味在口腔里绽放的愉悦。 This sheep size is moderate, eats the roast lamb to eat that half fat half thin spot, rich...... some people only liked eating the lean meat compared with the spot taste of pure meat to regard as another matter. 这只羊肥瘦适中,吃烤全羊就要吃那半肥半瘦的部位,比纯肉的部位更加口感丰富……有些人只爱吃瘦肉就另当别论了。 Liu Changan roasts, while the slice or tears into shreds the loaf to give Zhong Qing, his oneself has not first eaten, installed to the pack box. 刘长安一边烤,一边切片或者撕碎肉条递给仲卿,他自己没有先吃,装了一些到打包盒里。 Actually the roast lamb is to gather round to eat in roasting, packs to eat does not have the soul, but will be hot after the microwave oven tomorrow morning, the flavor can also return to original state 80%-90%, matches one bowl of hot chili oil minced green onion soup again, feels also well, can make many rather than fine Zhou Dongdong that eats dedicated eat until full like the pig in the same old way. 其实烤全羊就是要在烤的时候围着吃,打包回去吃是没有灵魂的,不过明天早上用微波炉热乎以后,味道也还是能够还原80%-90%的,再搭配一碗热乎乎的辣油葱花汤,感觉也不错,照样能够让专注吃的多而不是精的周咚咚像猪一样饱餐一顿。 „Why your appetite compared with your cousin good many of?” Liu Changan looks at Zhong Qing to sting a sliver of sheep flesh of the rib, spoke thoughtlessly to ask. “为什么你的胃口比你表妹好的多？”刘长安看着仲卿嘬了一口长条羊肋肉,随口问道。 Matriarchal gene to physical quality has a great influence, Zhong Qing and Bai Hui stature is similar, but Bai Hui does not have Zhong Qing to eat to drink, invites the demand wait/etc to be related with the habits and customs commerce probably, Zhong Qing after all was a social person. 母系基因对身体素质的影响很大,仲卿和白茴的身材相似,但是白茴没有仲卿这么能吃能喝,大概也和生活习惯商务宴请需求等等有关,仲卿毕竟是社会人了。 „Some of our group actually many state-of-art biological research products, can improve the metabolism and physical quality. Sometimes Third Madam will eat some healthy products to me and so on, I drink am also easy to be drunk, but does not affect the liver like the average person, eaten are many some were not worried that on greatly the belly puts on weight.” Zhong Qing cheeks slightly red, remembered Third Madam sometimes to the thing that she eats, will make one strange. “我们集团其实有很多尖端生物研究制品,能够改善新陈代谢和身体素质。三太太有时候会给我吃一些保健品之类的,我喝酒也容易醉,但是不像普通人那样影响肝脏,吃的多一些也不大担心肚子上长肉。”仲卿脸颊微红,想起了三太太有时候给她吃的东西,会让人变得奇奇怪怪。 „ That does Zhu Juntang take the falling wisdom medicine that you invented? „ “那竹君棠是吃了你们发明的降智药？“ „Third Young Lady is not fat, what fat falls...... pū, the wisdom of intelligence quotient you said?” Zhong Qing cannot help smiling, opens one bottle of beer to give Liu Changan, „you leave always aim at her, Third Young Lady is actually more naive before you. She this...... Third Madam before others will not eat what healthy product to her, said that is the common these things is invalid to her.” “三小姐又不胖,降什么脂……噗,你说的智商的智啊？”仲卿忍俊不禁,打开一瓶啤酒递给刘长安,“你别老是针对她啦,三小姐其实就是在你面前天真一些。她在别人面前也不这样……三太太不会给她吃什么保健品,说是一般的这些东西对她无效。” „Why invalid?” The Liu Changan attention asked. “为什么无效？”刘长安关注地问道。 „Does not know.” Zhong Qing drinks, on the cheeks had the color of powder powder, the eye pupil also started clear and bright, „your did oneself ask? Third Madam that takes seriously you in any case.” “不知道。”仲卿喝了点酒,脸颊上有了粉粉的颜色,眼眸也开始水盈盈的,“你自己去问呗？反正三太太那么重视你。” Liu Changan nods, not toward Zhong Qing examine roots and inquire at the base, Zhu Juntang and average person seemingly had no difference, invulnerability like Qin Yanan, but Zhu Juntang body truly not general place, possibly only then Su Mei knows. 刘长安点了点头,没有朝着仲卿寻根问底了,竹君棠和普通人看上去没有什么区别,也不像秦雅南那样刀枪不入,但是竹君棠身上真正不一般的地方,可能只有苏眉才知道。 Perhaps can she really change the sheep? This incredible thought that Liu Changan expels the mind it immediately, he called her the lamb, but is calling playing, imagined some day her really to turn into a stupid sheep, pursued him to use the sheep's horn to withstand/top his buttocks, Liu Changan is not willing to accept. 说不定她真的能变羊？这个荒诞的念头一起,刘长安马上将其驱逐出脑海,他叫她小羊,只是叫着玩,想象一下有一天她真的变成一头蠢羊,追着他用羊角顶他的屁股,刘长安还是不愿意接受的。
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