您可以在百度里搜索“我真的长生不老妙笔阁(imiaobige.com)”查找最新章节！ Among the tools is piling up is some dry/does farm work commonly used things, like hoe, shovel, rake, wicker basket, shoulder pole wait/etc. 工具间里堆放着的都是一些干农活常用的东西,像锄头,铁锹,耙,箩筐,扁担等等。 Liu Changan looked, took one bunch of string backs in body, is preparing to take a shovel again, Gao Dewei opened in a rural kitchen the common three wooden kitchen cabinets, put out two tri-fold shovels from inside. 刘长安看了看,拿了一捆绳子背在身上,正准备再拿一把铁锹,高德威打开了一个农村厨房里常见的三层木制碗柜,从里面拿出了两把工兵铲。 „My father has become a soldier, he said that sometimes has a look to the orchards or other places casually, does not know that will encounter what situation to need to patch, digs knocks, the belt/bring the tri-fold shovel is most convenient.” Gao Dewei took to give Liu Changan. “我爸当过兵的,他说有时候到果园子或者其他地方随便看看,不知道会遇到什么情况需要修修补补,挖挖敲敲的时候,带把工兵铲是最方便的。”高德威拿了一把交给了刘长安。 Liu Changan then took in the hand, tri-fold shovel thing was the man home necessary thing......, although he has not prepared this. 刘长安便拿在了手里,工兵铲这东西是男人居家必备之物……尽管他没有准备这个。 In the ordinary male families prepares a tri-fold shovel good, after all is no one like Liu Changan, basically can solve all problems with the fist. 普通男人家里还是备一把工兵铲的好,毕竟不是谁都像刘长安一样,基本用拳头就可以解决一切问题。 For example some day goes home, discovered that next door old king lies on the oneself bed, rises dramatically with a tri-fold shovel battle efficiency from the entrance conveniently immediately, moreover taking the kitchen knife is more steerable. 例如某天回家的时候,发现隔壁老王躺在自己床上,顺手从门口拿一把工兵铲战斗力马上暴增,而且比拿菜刀更可控制。 Must know that every so often is brandishing the kitchen knife, often will be facing an awkwardness, words meeting deceased person who really cuts, for a gone off track young married woman and this upset matter also make contact with oneself for a lifetime, is unworthy. 要知道很多时候挥舞着菜刀,往往会面临着一种尴尬,真的砍下去的话会死人,为了一个已经出轨的婆娘和这闹心事儿还搭上自己一辈子吧,不值得。 Words that but does not cut, doesn't that have the face? Perhaps others look at you to hesitate, but also points at neck „you to cut me rampantly actually?” 可是不砍下去的话,那多没面子？说不定别人看你犹豫,还嚣张地指着脖子“你倒是砍我啊？” The tri-fold shovel did not have this issue, cut or pats, hit half dead, left behind air/Qi, quite convenient control. 工兵铲就没有这个问题了,是砍还是拍,是打个半死,还是留下一管气,比较方便控制的。 If did not have the accident/surprise carefully, the tri-fold shovel also facilitates to dig a pit, the division, builds a wall the seal and so on...... naturally, this does not conform to the socialism core value, meditates „civilized, harmonious, rule of law, after friendly”, hit one to divorce calmly again is good. 如果不小心出了意外,工兵铲还方便挖坑啊,分割啊,砌墙密封之类的……当然,这都不符合社会主义核心价值观,默念“文明,和谐,法治,友善”以后,心平气和地把人打一顿再离婚就好了。 „Tri-fold shovel is a good thing.” Liu Changan summarized finally, „compared with hand axe of Stone Age.” “工兵铲是个好东西啊。”刘长安最后总结道,“比石器时代的手斧强多了。” „Isn't your the idle talk?” Gao Dewei said with a smile, „in childhood I and my cousin fought, he was used the tri-fold shovel to pat by me, he went to study the military, pledged that must ask me to avenge a grievance.” “你这不是废话吗？”高德威笑道,“小时候我和我堂哥打架,他被我用工兵铲拍了一下,他就去学武了,发誓要找我报仇雪恨。” „Afterward he studied the military to have, was hit a fist by me, he went to the dojo.” Liu Changan said with a smile. “后来他学武有成,又被我打了一拳,他就去开武馆了。”刘长安笑着说道。 „After haha......” Gao Dewei smiled two, the sound lowered, „actually in childhood fought really does not know the weight, but he compared with my first year some, sensible morning. He does not haggle over with me, said that studies the military also to frighten me, has not thought that afterward has really studied unexpectedly.” “哈哈……”高德威笑了两声后,声音低了下来,“其实小时候打架真的不知道轻重,不过他比我大一些,懂事的早。他只是不和我计较,说去学武也是想吓唬我,没有想到后来竟然真的一直学下去了。” „Has the brothers who grow up together to be good.” Liu Changan envies said. “有一起长大的兄弟挺好。”刘长安羡慕地说道。 „Gao Cunyi ranked second, together what in childhood led us to play was eldest child Takanu. Currently everyone has various things respectively, besides can also gather at holidays, usually could not play the same place.” Gao Dewei said with a sigh gently, must in childhood, go to the entry hole made by a robber to explore tonight, will definitely call Kamidakano peaceful and Gao Cunyi, but says with them now again, they will prevent him mostly, rather than accompanied him to play again together. “高存义排第二,小时候带我们一起玩的是老大高野宁。现在大家都各有各的事情,除了逢年过节还能聚聚,平常也玩不到一起了。”高德威轻轻叹息道,要还是小时候,今天晚上去盗洞探险,肯定会叫上高野宁和高存义的,但是现在再和他们讲,他们多半会阻止他,而不是再陪他一起去玩了。 Liu Changan was thinking of that «And Child by Mianchi Nostalgia» tallies sighs with emotion, the kitchen gate was shoved open, two person's shadows stood in the entrance. 刘长安正想念一首《和子由渑池怀旧》符合感慨一下,厨房门被推开了,两个人影站在了门口。 Gao Dewei does not see clearly their appearances although, but did not have others except for Miao Yingying and Bai Hui. 高德威尽管看不清楚她们的容貌,但是除了苗莹莹和白茴也没有别人了。 „Good evening.” Liu Changan and they greeted, „do you also want to experience the working people with us day and night the life of pain work?” “晚上好。”刘长安和她们打招呼,“你们也要和我们一起去体验劳动人民不分昼夜辛劳工作的生活吗？” „Experiences your head.” Miao Yingying white nonsense Liu Changan, „you want to go to that entry hole made by a robber secretly, thinks that we don't know?” “体验你个头。”苗莹莹白了一眼胡扯的刘长安,“你们想偷偷去那个盗洞,以为我们不知道吗？” „Quick-witted.” Liu Changan nods. “机智。”刘长安点了点头。 „Our pajamas have not traded, is waiting for you.” Bai Hui a little happily said. “我们睡衣都没换,就等着你们。”白茴有点得意地说道。 Gao Dewei sighs, these women are really idle, the learn/study is not good, has this time to stare at them, looks for the well-known colleges and universities public class curriculum to have a look well? The MOOC curriculum is very good, looks for available easy-to-use APP, from the beginning watches the learn/study unable to stop simply. 高德威叹了一口气,这些娘们真是闲得慌,学习也不好,有这功夫盯着他们,找点名校公开课课程看看多好？MOOC的课程就很好啊,找个可用好用的APP,一开始观看学习简直都停不下来。 Liu Changan has not said anything, in looked in the tools, took four flashlight cigarette lighters and so on thing, said: „Walks.” 刘长安没有多说什么,在工具间里找了一圈,拿了四个手电筒打火机之类的东西,说道:“走吧。” „Really leads them to go?” Gao Dewei follows in Liu Changan behind, to say accidentally/surprisingly. “真带她们去啊？”高德威跟在刘长安身后,意外地说道。 „Doesn't matter, the snake is hibernating now, even if in the entry hole made by a robber way had the snake still originally dug a hole person awakened, changed the place.” Liu Changan said indifferently, „meets truly damn, zombie and so on probability is very small, they most indulge in flights of fancy in that special environment, is thinking what ghost story, listening to the wind sound/rumor in grove, the leaf sound, oneself to frighten oneself, frightens scared shitless oneself in the wilderness.” “没有关系,现在蛇都在冬眠,盗洞的路径上即使有蛇也被原来挖洞的人惊醒了,换了地方。”刘长安无所谓地说道,“真正遇见鬼啊,僵尸之类的几率很小,她们最多就是在那种特殊的环境中胡思乱想,想着什么鬼故事,听着林子里的风声,树叶声,自己吓自己,在荒郊野外把自己吓得屁滚尿流罢了。” „Generally. The people are too long, even if side that in the night stays has the person, should still think that the ghost air/Qi densely , because this time within the body Yang spirit was lax, the gloom entered the body. Can feel existence of another world naturally, even induces to another anything of the world is observing oneself, is pestering oneself, this is very normal.” “一般情况下。人在黑夜中呆的太久,即便旁边有人,也会觉得鬼气森森,就是因为这时候体内阳气涣散,阴气入体。自然而然地能够感觉到另外一个世界的存在,甚至感应到另外一个世界的什么东西在观察自己,在纠缠着自己,这都是很正常的。” „You think carefully, has such experience: With others at night dull is too long, thought that the opposite party was somewhat strange, hurries to say two words did make him make noise, why look for a familiar feeling to feel at ease...... know?” “你仔细想想,有没有这样的经历:和其他人在夜晚呆的太久,恍惚间觉得对方有些陌生,赶紧说两句话让他出声,找点熟悉的感觉才安心……知道为什么吗？” Miao Yingying hear of Liu Changan, have called out in alarm at this point: „Does not know, does not want to know, let alone!” 苗莹莹听刘长安说到这里,已经惊叫起来了:“不知道,也不想知道,别说了！” Bai Hui shivers, looked at Liu Changan, he had not felt fortunately strangely, pulled taut his clothes hastily. 白茴打了个冷颤,看了一眼刘长安,还好他没有给人陌生的感觉,连忙扯住了他的衣服。 Gao Dewei actually haha smiled, then thought that the oneself laughter destruction atmosphere, cannot frighten Miao Yingying, the syllabic final, finally the sound that passes from the throat then somewhat is hastily strange, by Miao Yingying is thought he frightens her intentionally, therefore beat Gao Dewei several. 高德威却哈哈笑了起来,然后又觉得自己的笑声破坏气氛,吓不到苗莹莹,连忙收声,最后从喉咙里传出来的声音便有些怪异,被苗莹莹认为他故意吓唬她,于是捶了高德威好几下。 Miao Yingying and Bai Hui followed to embark, Gao Dewei walked in the forefront guides, in his oneself family/home was certainly most familiar, where appearance Liu Changan did not have him to have long known entry hole made by a robber. 苗莹莹和白茴还是跟着出发了,高德威走在最前面带路,他自己家里当然最熟悉了,刘长安也没有一副他早就知道盗洞在哪儿的样子。 Gao Dewei is pulling Miao Yingying of his belt behind, behind Miao Yingying is Bai Hui. 高德威身后是扯着他裤腰带的苗莹莹,苗莹莹背后是白茴。 Bai Hui also wants to pull the Liu Changan belt, but Liu Changan walks behind her......, although cannot pull his belt, but he also makes Bai Hui very relieved in the following feeling. 白茴也想扯着刘长安的裤腰带,可刘长安走在她后面……尽管不能扯着他的裤腰带,但是他在后面的感觉也让白茴很安心。 Goes out of the farmhouse the region, still the section of road is turning on a light, separates a distance then solar energy and wind energy double energy street light, girl but who grows up in the city regarding Miao Yingying and Bai Hui like this, in this peasant family field absolutely does not have was used to it the city noises, the feeling is a little inexplicable to terrify person. 走出农家乐的区域,依然有一段路亮着灯,隔一段距离便有一个太阳能和风能双能源路灯,只是对于苗莹莹和白茴这样在城市中长大的女孩子来说,这种农家田野中完全没有一点习惯了的城市噪音,感觉还是有点莫名的瘆人。 „Can we meet damn?” Miao Yingying starts oneself to frighten oneself. “我们会不会遇见鬼啊？”苗莹莹开始自己吓自己。 The people in the tense condition, the pressure cause the state of mind to be unusual, often did not have the reason, forces oneself to think that obviously these scientific knowledge showed „ghost” does not exist, but the fear is actually not able to scatter. 人在紧张的状态下,心理压力导致精神状态异常,往往就没有了理智,明明强迫着自己去想那些科学知识证明“鬼”不存在,但是恐惧却无法驱散。 It is not able to scatter the fear, is unable sane and calms down. 无法驱散恐惧,便又无法理智和冷静下来。 „Night road walked, would meeting damn.” Gao Dewei said, took the flashlight to illuminate all around casually. “夜路走多了,总会遇见鬼。”高德威说道,拿着手电筒随便照了照四周。 „Can't you not frighten me?” Miao Yingying pastes the back of Gao Dewei to walk timidly. “你就不能别吓我？”苗莹莹胆小地贴着高德威的后背走路。 Bai Hui holds in high esteem to Miao Yingying, originally the woman when pursues the man, will become such quick-witted, said that the man intelligence quotient in love will discuss a request the markup, won't the woman be the same? 白茴对苗莹莹刮目相看,原来女人在追求男人的时候,也会变得这么机智,都说恋爱中的男人智商情商增高,女人不也一样？ On the other hand oneself this change, has probably not been because oneself simply does not have to pursue Liu Changan...... to express a favorable impression to him occasionally, this is entirely different. 相对来说自己没有这种变化,大概是因为自己根本没有在追求刘长安……只是只是偶尔对他表示一点好感而已,这是截然不同的。 Expressed the favorable impression to the outstanding boy, this was not very normal? It is not the pursue...... had vindicated...... vindicating is not the pursue. 对优秀的男孩子表示好感,这不是很正常的吗？不算追求……表白过了……表白不算追求。 „Have you looked at «New Zombie Mister»?” Liu Changan said, „is in that hundred ghost fog forests the weddings and funerals hits the ghost that obviously is only the frogman and bridal ghost such little rascal, actually laid out in the evil aura to have the aggressive feeling......” “你们看过《新僵尸先生》没有？”刘长安说道,“就是那个百鬼雾林里红白喜事撞煞的那段,明明只是水鬼和新娘鬼这样的小鬼,却拍出了邪气中带着霸气的感觉……” „Let alone!” Bai Hui turns head hastily, covers the mouth of Liu Changan. “别说了！”白茴连忙回过头来,捂住刘长安的嘴。 Liu Changan has not expected her to pause to turn head, Bai Hui and he hit in one, Bai Hui frightened the complexion to be pallid, another hand held his waist stubbornly, is not willing to let loose him, is not willing to proceed. 只是刘长安没有料到她会停步回头,白茴和他撞在了一起,白茴吓得脸色煞白,另外一只手死死地抓住他的腰肢,既不肯放开他,也不肯往前走了。 „Liu Changan your mental case, this is the childhood shadow! Even if makes me look now again one time, I will still frighten cannot sleep!” The Miao Yingying tooth knocked several, closes one's eyes hastily shakes the head fiercely, scatters the movie stage photo that in the mind cannot help but presenting, that dazzling red, the strange dance, the monster different music, the face sits in the sedan chair bride palely unemotionally...... “刘长安你个神经病,这是童年阴影好吗！就算是现在再让我看一次,我也会吓得睡不着觉！”苗莹莹牙齿磕碰了几下,连忙闭着眼睛猛摇头,驱散着脑海里不由自主地出现的电影剧照,那刺目的红色,诡异的舞蹈,妖异的音乐,脸庞惨白面无表情地坐在轿子里的新娘…… Bai Hui and Miao Yingying really a little regretted, should not follow they to come. 白茴和苗莹莹真的有点后悔,不应该跟着他们来了。 „We recite the poem.” Saw that Gao Dewei opened mouth to say anything, Miao Yingying thinks of a way to shut his mouth hastily. “我们背诗吧。”看到高德威张嘴想说什么,苗莹莹连忙想了个法子堵住他的嘴。 In the hand had an orange to be good. 手里有个橙子就好了。 If the courage are more, or does not have Bai Hui and Liu Changan on the scene, either has other means. 要是勇气更多一点,或者没有白茴和刘长安在场,或者有别的办法。 Therefore several people at the back of the poem, arrived by the foot of riverside. 于是几个人背着诗,来到了挨着河边的山脚。 „!” Bai Hui felt that the under foot is stepping on what soft thing, frightened the scream to hide in Liu Changan behind. “啊！”白茴感觉脚下踩着什么软软的东西,吓得尖叫躲在了刘长安身后。 Liu Changan took the flashlight to illuminate, was a dead snake. 刘长安拿着手电筒照了一下,是一条死蛇。 „You did not say that at this time didn't have the snake?” Miao Yingying held the hand of Bai Hui to stand in one hastily, because in Gao Dewei took to begin the tri-fold shovel to provoke that snake unexpectedly. “你不是说这个时候没有蛇吗？”苗莹莹连忙拉着白茴的手站在了一起,因为高德威居然拿着手里的工兵铲去拨弄那蛇。 Gao Dewei also finds it strange, this season will have the snake dead in the roadside? 高德威也觉得奇怪,这个季节怎么会有蛇死在路边上？ Liu Changan bends the waist, flips the snake, looked at several. 刘长安弯下腰,翻了翻蛇,看了几眼。 This snake whole body has no exterior scar, however the essence and blood of whole body completely loses, the feeling of no flesh vitality, as if did not have the death thing of vitality to make the appearance of snake. 这条蛇浑身没有任何外部伤痕,但是全身的精血都完全丧失,没有一点血肉生机的感觉,似乎原本就是没有生机的死物做成了蛇的样子而已。 Before Liu Changan remembered, delivers to these pullets in transport vehicle, finally is also such appearance. 刘长安想起了以前送到运输车里的那些小母鸡,最后也都是这么个模样。 Opened out the dead snake, takes the flashlight to illuminate the surroundings, this snake was not only one of the dying, two in the thick patch of grass were also the similar causes of death. 把死蛇拨开,拿着手电筒照了照周围,这条蛇并不是死掉的唯一一条,还有两条在草丛中也是同样的死法。 In riverside cobblestone gravel booth, dies an untimely death is turning the white river fish, insolation equally witheredly in the stone. 河边的鹅卵石砂砾摊上,也横死着许多翻白的河鱼,在石头上被暴晒过一样干瘪。 In the winter also green and luxuriant many forests, was separate many vitalities. 原本在冬季也郁郁葱葱的许多林木,更是失散了许多生机。 Here definitely has the thing. 这里肯定有东西。