ITI :: Volume #7

#666: Continues a chapter of 11 lunar New Year's Day to be beaten mercilessly

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您可以在百度里搜索“我真的长生不老妙笔阁(imiaobige.com)”查找最新章节！ Liu Changan and An Nuan go home, discovered that Liu Yuewang had first come back, she took off the coat, changed the red home cheongsam and black extravagant leg trousers, the physique is lithe, from coldly the room of winter thick snow walks, sees such a beautiful woman, is quite pleasant. 刘长安和安暖回到家中,发现柳月望已经先回来了,她脱了外套,换了红色的居家长衫和黑色的阔腿裤,身姿轻盈,从冷冷冬日厚厚积雪的屋外走进来,看到这样一个美人,颇为赏心悦目。 „Is so early?” An Nuan took a thin coat to put on to Liu Yuewang, so as to avoid Professor Liu patronized was demonstrating that oneself had to the excessively wonderful graceful curve concave-convex catches cold. “这么早？”安暖拿了一件薄外套给柳月望披上,免得柳教授光顾着展示自己凹凸有致过份妙曼的曲线而感冒。 „Not to mention, paid new year's call to go to a senior professor home, the senior professor does not know how to hear could not plan his here, remembered the chief with him in an office, dining together was never calling him in the past, therefore chief hitting.” Liu Yuewang has no immediate concern to oneself, thinks that somewhat is funny, „one hadn't age...... had an accident fortunately, the senior professor ate instilled to lie down, on the chief face could not hang, we also dispersed certainly.” “别提了,拜年来到一个老教授家中,老教授不知怎么听说原本计划不到他这里来的,想起院长当年在和他在一个办公室,聚餐从来不叫他,于是把院长给打了。”柳月望事不关己,想起来还有些好笑,“都一把年纪了……还好没出啥事,老教授吃了点药躺下了,院长脸上挂不住,我们这些人当然也散了。” „Pū...... an age also fought.” An Nuan could not bear smile. “噗……一把年纪了还打架。”安暖忍不住笑了起来。 „This is very normal, dining together leaves out the person not to inform, this and life and death big enmity has no difference.” Liu Changan deep is so nods. “这很正常,聚餐漏掉人不通知,这和生死大仇没有什么区别。”刘长安深以为然地点头。 „Some where you said is so serious?” An Nuan thought actually, now oneself and Bai Hui were good friends, but the high school each other did not cope, poured has not presented the dining together activity did not inform the opposite party the time. “哪有你说的这么严重？”安暖倒是想起来了,现在自己和白茴是好朋友了,但是高中彼此不对付,倒也没有出现聚餐活动不通知对方的时候。 For example that Liu Changan to KTV activity of oneself vindicating, oneself, although has not gone, but Bai Hui also informed her from the beginning. 例如那次刘长安向自己表白的KTV活动,自己虽然没有去,但是一开始白茴也是通知她了的。 The matter that Yangui Lake Liu Changan sacrifices own interest for sake of others, that time gets together oneself not to go, is only because she and mother goes to Sanya, does not exist deliberately leaves out An Nuan not to inform. 还有燕归湖刘长安舍己救人的事情,那次聚会自己没去,也只是因为她和妈妈去三亚,不存在刻意漏掉安暖不通知。 „Serious...... for example, proclaimed the Duke two years of spring, the young masters in Zheng turned over to be attacked Song by the State of Chu agitation. Song sent magnificence Yuan to resist, finally this magnificence Yuan killed about the sheep please under soldier the servant to eat well, leaked his cart driver. When goes to war, on occupied the city, the cart driver said to magnificence Yuan: You did not ask me to eat the sheep, I asked you to eat the knife. Is driving to rush to opposite enemy ranks, magnificence Yuan was grasped exactly, Song army routed.” Liu Yuewang said with a smile, „chief definitely does not know this story.” “严重着呢……例如,宣公二年春,郑国的公子归受楚国鼓动攻打宋国。宋国这边派了华元去抵御,结果这个华元杀了羊请底下的士兵左右仆人吃顿好的,偏偏漏了他的车夫。等到打仗的时候,上了占城,车夫就对华元说道:你不请我吃羊,我请你吃刀子。驾着车就冲到了对面敌阵中去了,华元被活抓,宋军大败。”柳月望笑着说道,“院长肯定不知道这个故事。” „Student who yes, can be educated now, Teacher, is «Zuo Zhuan» does not read, what student but also is, Teacher?” Liu Changan nods, gives an example, „this chief also definitely is continually «Zuo Zhuan» has not read, does not know that the index finger moves the story that and bribes greatly.” “是啊,现在很多能够接受教育的学生,老师,是连《左传》都不读的,还算什么学生,老师？”刘长安点了点头,也举了个例子,“这个院长也肯定是连《左传》都没有读过的,不知道食指大动和染指的故事。” „You say, An Nuan has not definitely read «Zuo Zhuan».” The Liu Yuewang appreciation looks at Liu Changan, chatted with Liu Changan is comfortable, refers to the classics met on, each other does not need to explain that some classical historical stems, like did not chat with An Nuan, with some interesting stories, she will also only stare the eye to swagger the head greatly, was like the fool. “你讲一讲,安暖肯定是没有读过《左传》的。”柳月望欣赏地看着刘长安,和刘长安聊天就是舒服,引经据典都接的上,彼此也不需要解释一些经典历史梗,不像和安暖聊天,用到一些有趣的故事,她也只会瞪大着眼睛把脑袋摇来摇去,跟个傻子一样。 „Once Zheng Linggong obtained a very big soft-shelled turtle...... that time big soft-shelled turtle is not older...... the young master Song Hezi family/home like the pork of present cultivation is also just about to see spirit Duke. Index finger oneself of young master Song moved suddenly, his pair said that the index finger of oneself moves, certainly has delicious.” Liu Changan, then remembered Zhou Dongdong at this point, this stupid child also has similar ability. „This is the story that the index finger moves greatly.” “有一次郑灵公得到了一只很大的甲鱼……那时候的大甲鱼不像现在养殖的那样越大肉越老……公子宋和子家也正要去见灵公。公子宋的食指忽然自己动了起来,他对子家说自己的食指动起来,一定是有好吃的。”刘长安说到这里,便想起了周咚咚,这个愚蠢的小孩也有类似的能力。“这便是食指大动的故事。” „This story, I have not read «Zuo Zhuan» me also know!” An Nuan not spare a glance said, the eye looks, Liu Changan and Professor Liu had the channel to be unknowingly harmonious. “这故事,我没有读过《左传》我也知道！”安暖不屑一顾地说道,眼睛瞄来瞄去,刘长安和柳教授有不知不觉地频道和谐了。 „After their two see spirit Duke, saw that the spirit Duke chef is making the soft-shelled turtle, young master Song was very self-satisfied, the child family/home told spirit the matter that the index finger moved greatly Duke. Spirit Duke is also a little inexpensive, drew on everyone to eat the soft-shelled turtle together, but did not give the young master Song to eat, young master Song was angry very much, the finger in making the cauldron of soft-shelled turtle moistened a cooking liquor to taste then walks...... this then to bribe.” Liu Changan lets go, the cauldron that „monarch uses, can bribe casually? In brief, in the summer of this year, young master Song then Duke kills the spirit.” “他们两个见到灵公以后,看到灵公的厨师正在做甲鱼,公子宋就十分得意,子家把食指大动的事情告诉了灵公。灵公也是有点贱,招来了大家一起吃甲鱼,但就是不给公子宋吃,公子宋很生气,手指头在做甲鱼的鼎里沾了点汤汁尝了尝便走了……这便是染指。”刘长安一摊手,“国君用的鼎,是随便能染指的吗？总之,这年夏天,公子宋便把灵公杀了。” „Young master Song will kill spirit Duke, naturally is not pure because of a soft-shelled turtle, but really has very big relations.” The Liu Yuewang sound looks at An Nuan gently, „this hides quietly with you with the facial cream, does not use to me, will cause what consequence is similar situation...... your oneself thinks.” “公子宋会杀灵公,当然也不单纯是因为一只甲鱼,但确实有很大的关系。”柳月望声音柔和地看着安暖,“这就和你悄悄躲起来用面霜,不给我用,会造成什么后果是类似的情况……你自己想。” „That facial cream, actually you do not need to use, now is not big to your use.” Liu Changan thinks that An Nuan also has the facial cream that ends uselessly, he did not need to be Liu Yuewang manufactured especially, then urged An Nuan one. “那个面霜,其实你没有必要用了,现在对你用处不大。”刘长安想到安暖还有没用完的面霜,他也不用特地为柳月望制作了,便劝了安暖一句。 „Good......” An Nuan thinks, cheeks slightly red, „, because we must go to outside in the government tomorrow, Liu Changan also has the matter, we several days do not meet...... Liu Changan to rest the study room tonight, you cannot be chatty, puts what «Animal world» looked to me, I give you facial cream.” “好吧……”安暖想了想,脸颊微红,“因为明天我们要去外公家里,刘长安也有事,我们得好几天不见面……刘长安今天晚上睡书房,你不许叽叽歪歪,又放什么《动物世界》给我看,我就把面霜送给你。” „Does not have the issue.” Liu Yuewang said immediately, in this world are less than that precious facial cream important thing, so long as An Nuan is willing to make a gift of what one has received as a gift, at the worst oneself has the noise reduction earphone to sleep tonight. “没问题。”柳月望马上说道,这个世界上比那珍贵的面霜还重要的东西不多了,只要安暖愿意转赠,大不了自己今天晚上戴降噪耳机睡觉呗。 This girl loves put on an act actually, but also Liu Changan rests the study room tonight, present small young is in love, is different to both hot romantically. 这小妮子倒是爱装模作样,还刘长安今天晚上睡书房呢,现在的小年轻谈恋爱,还不都跟干柴烈火一样。 „Prepares food.” The An Nuan gentle voice said, the face pushed Liu Changan red, then returned to room to give Liu Yuewang with the facial cream. “去做饭吧。”安暖柔声说道,脸红红地推了推刘长安,然后回房间去给柳月望拿面霜去了。 Liu Yuewang followed hastily in An Nuan behind. 柳月望连忙跟在了安暖身后。 An Nuan took the facial cream to come out, gave Liu Yuewang, the Liu Yuewang treasure grasped very much in the hand. 安暖拿了面霜出来,交给了柳月望,柳月望很宝贝地握在手中。 „Do not steal food.” An Nuan warned, her being glad mother changed young very much, but best built the fruits of virtue in An Nuan and Liu Changan, after marrying, or Professor Liu had the object to prepare to be in love. “你可别又偷吃了。”安暖警告道,她很乐意妈妈变年轻,但是最好是在安暖和刘长安修成正果,结婚了以后,或者柳教授有了对象准备谈恋爱了。 „I cannot.” Liu Yuewang has not stolen food by her, was said by the An Nuan undeserved tone, some doubts, „why don't you need now?” “我才不会。”柳月望以一种她从来没有偷吃过,被安暖冤枉的语气说道,又有些疑惑,“为什么你现在就不需要了？” „Liu Changan said that my present body condition is good, when should be is the most beautiful lovable young girl appearances, already not many beautifully more lovable space.” An Nuan happily said, this is also good, boyfriend who after all only then the world's first lovable beautiful young girl, can be joined to oneself most treasure. “刘长安说我现在的身体状态非常良好,应该是什么时候都是最美丽可爱的少女模样,已经没有多少更美丽更可爱的空间了。”安暖得意地说道,这样也挺好的,毕竟只有世界第一可爱美丽的少女,才配得上自己最宝贝的男朋友。 „Before doesn't your why need, need now?” Liu Yuewang to inquire into secret, is disinclined to attack An Nuan boasted the narcissism, did An Nuan have more lovable rise space Liu Yuewang not to know beautifully, leeway that but this facial skin thickness should not increase. “那你为什么以前需要,现在就不需要了？”柳月望为了探究秘密,也懒得打击安暖的自夸自恋了,安暖有没有更美丽更可爱的上升空间柳月望不知道,但是这脸皮厚度应该是没有增加的余地了。 „Does not certainly need beautifully lovably, again with is also the meaning of wasting.” An Nuan said naturally. “最美丽最可爱当然就不需要了,再用也是浪费的意思吧。”安暖理所当然地说道。 „I mean, was anything creates you...... became beautifully most lovable.” Liu Yuewang suppressed the goosebumps to approve of An Nuan, „always had a reason?” “我的意思是,是什么造成了你……变得最美丽最可爱。”柳月望强忍着鸡皮疙瘩赞同了一下安暖,“总有个原因吧？” An Nuan wants to make mother ask Liu Changan, but thought that cannot create the topic to chat to them, then pondered a while diligently, a little said shy, „couple days ago we did not look at Stephen Chow's «Divine Dragon of Teaching Deer and Cauldron», inside Wei Xiaobao obtained the time to teach the saintess to have the relations with Divine Dragon...... he to have the superpower, possibly was he had the relations, his superpower can transform my body.” 安暖本来想让妈妈去问刘长安,但是觉得不能够给他们制造话题聊天了,便努力思考了一会儿,有点害羞地说道,“前几天我们不是看了周星驰的《鹿鼎记之神龙教》吗,里边韦小宝获得功夫就是和神龙教圣女发生了关系……他有超能力啊,可能就是和他发生了关系,他的这种超能力就能够改造我的身体吧。” „Nonsense, that is the movie, talks nonsensically and irresponsibly, the scientific basis does not have.” Liu Yuewang thought that oneself should directly ask Liu Changan, An Nuan this girl whole will indulge in flights of fancy, adds the play to the oneself love story. “胡扯,那是电影,瞎说八道,一点科学依据也没有。”柳月望觉得自己应该直接问刘长安的,安暖这丫头整体就会胡思乱想,给自己的爱情故事加戏。 „He has the superpower, does this have the scientific basis? Doesn't pull in others opinion? You think to look, marvelous doesn't such facial cream, pull in others opinion?” An Nuan said with something else in mind, the oneself boyfriend was fiercest. “他有超能力嗳,难道这就有科学依据吗？在别人看来不是更扯吗？你想想看,这么奇妙的面霜,在别人看来不扯吗？”安暖不以为然地说道,自己的男朋友最厉害了。 Said is also, Liu Yuewang nods, the preparation went out of room. 说的也是,柳月望点了点头,就准备走出了房间。 An Nuan thinks of a matter suddenly, held on Liu Yuewang hastily, was a little worried that intensely said: „This matter I can ascertain...... before I have not ascertained, you may not probably make him use the superpower to help you secretly transform the body, perhaps because is really needs......” 安暖突然想到一件事情,连忙拉住了柳月望,有点紧张而担心地说道:“这个事情我会问清楚的……在我没有问清楚之前,你可不许私自让他用超能力帮你改造身体啊,因为说不定真的是需要……” A Liu Yuewang palm of the hand divided, the An Nuan pain shouted one, the world's first lovable beautiful young girl, was beaten mercilessly in the lunar New Year's Day. 柳月望一巴掌就劈了过去,安暖痛呼了一声,世界第一可爱美丽的少女,在大年初一惨遭毒打。
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