ITI :: Volume #7

#609: Too MAN


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Cai Guangkun assistant and manager looked one, what is different from the previous meeting that two females, they felt that opposite the beautiful young girl of this practical joke not necessarily recognizes Cai Guangkun, but definitely knows this name. 蔡广坤的助理和经纪人对望了一眼,和上次遇见的那两个女子不同的是,她们感觉到对面这个恶作剧的美丽少女未必认得出蔡广坤,但是肯定是知道这个名儿的。 Because does not pay attention to the entertainment world even, does not pursue the person who star does not mix the powder circle, usually on all kinds of social media software, will see with the Cai Guangkun related expression package and the stem. 因为就算是不关注娱乐圈,不追星不混粉圈的人,平常在各种各样的社交媒体软件上,都会看到和蔡广坤相关的表情包和梗。 For example, Kun your too MAN, this catch word fully manifested the Cai Guangkun broad popular person to suppose, Kun the traditional explanation was divine beast, since that swallowed star Kun after game fire, Kun was expanded as glutton, the person who happen to everyone quite liked the glutton supposed, in Cai Guangkun person supposed naturally must add on this. 例如,“鲲你太MAN”,这句流行语充分体现了蔡广坤广受欢迎的人设,“鲲”的传统释义是一种神兽,但是自从那个“吞噬星鲲”的游戏火了以后,“鲲”被引申为“吃货”,正好大家都比较喜欢吃货的人设,蔡广坤的人设里自然也要加上这一条的。 When some people said Kun your too MAN, is praises a person such as the Cai Guangkun generally lovable glutton, sunlight and youth of flavor having both the youngster. 当有人说“鲲你太MAN”的时候,就是赞扬一个人如蔡广坤一般可爱的吃货,兼具少年的阳光和青春味道。 „When practice the long two -and-a-half years fully showed Cai Guangkun effort, where is these attended the variety show, lacks musical sense, sings the running accent young star to compare? Everyone on the social media brushes practice the long two -and-a-half years, is an effort positive positive synergy slogan, if everyone with the Cai Guangkun same effort, the entertainment world film and television circle image circle obviously wanted limpid clean positive/direct many occasionally. “练习时长两年半”则充分说明了蔡广坤的努力,哪里是那些参加个综艺节目,五音不全,唱歌跑调的小明星能够比的?大家在社交媒体上刷起“练习时长两年半”,就是一种努力积极的正能量口号,如果每个人都和蔡广坤一样努力,娱乐圈影视圈偶像圈显然要清澈干净正面的多了。 The assistant and manager believe, possibly this beautiful young girl a moment ago also when anything Zhou Dongdong sign big chicken leg in such group brushed Kun your too MAN or practice the long two -and-a-half years. 助理和经纪人相信,可能这个美丽少女刚才都还在什么“周咚咚牌大鸡腿”这样的群里刷“鲲你太MAN”或者“练习时长两年半”呢。 This group is a fans group of Baolong Centre rice noodle shop, yesterday Cai Guangkun ate, although the burnt tender body trembles lightly, the powder looks unfamiliar the dizzy, the tearful eyes dances, for Kun the person supposed must finish eating, but truly was very undeniably good besides the too spicy flavor, Cai Guangkun gave back to the opportunity that the proprietress took a group photo. 这个群是宝隆中心一家米粉店的粉丝群,昨天蔡广坤就去吃了,尽管被辣的娇躯轻颤,粉脸生晕,泪眼婆娑,为了“鲲”的人设必须吃完,但是不可否认除了太辣以外味道确实很不错,蔡广坤还给了老板娘合影的机会。 The average people recognized Cai Guangkun, even if not catch cold does not like, because of the dissemination of social culture, will reveal unavoidably some excited and excited. 普通人认出了蔡广坤,即便不感冒不喜欢,但是因为社交文化的传播,难免会露出些兴奋和激动来。 This young girl was different, recognized obviously, excited was an attire, but also played a practical joke, this was unconventional attracted Cai Guangkun to pay attention to the method that? 这个少女却不一样了,明明认出来了,兴奋是装的,还搞了一出恶作剧,难道这是别出心裁的吸引蔡广坤注意的手段? Cai Guangkun obviously swallowed the bait, is fixing the eyes on the present young girl. 蔡广坤明显上钩了,紧盯着眼前的少女。 The managers look at Cai Guangkun expression, in the heart have some sixth senses to come suddenly, flips the cell phone hastily, easy to look, finally will meet that two women in the waiting room on that day, before Cai Guangkun carried off, the picture of manager routine record photography comes out. 经纪人看着蔡广坤的表情,心中突然生出些第六感来,连忙翻了翻手机,好一阵找,终于将那天在候车室里遇见那两个女人,蔡广坤被带走之前,经纪人习惯性记录拍摄的照片出来。 Hello, troubles you to have a look, does this person you know?” The managers turn on the cell phone, the bending the waist body throat, collects the screen to the An Nuan direction. “你好,麻烦你看看,这个人你认识吗?”经纪人打开手机,弯腰身子前探,把屏幕凑向安暖的方向。 An Nuan is counting to hammer under Liu Changan many, she plans hammer enough Liu Changan 520 before checking to said that oneself likes him. 安暖正在数锤了刘长安多少下,她打算在检票之前锤够刘长安520下以表示自己喜欢他。 „............ The understanding, this woman is the cousin of my boyfriend.” The An Nuan eyebrow selected, hurried in two characters to aggravate the tonality in cousin. “呃……呃……认识,这女人是我男朋友的表姐。”安暖眉毛挑了起来,赶紧在“表姐”两个字上加重了音调。 Qin Yanan that no matter how and you know, has what relations, but you must make clear, that is cousin, illegibility that if the following spoken language pulls the relations of Liu Changan and Qin Yanan, they know that Kun is not anything, vinegar sea that being jealous rank Something went wrong levels of beautiful young girls raise, wave pats Kun. 且不管你们怎么认识的秦雅南,有什么关系,但是你们得搞清楚,那是“表姐”,要是接下来的言语把刘长安秦雅南的关系扯的不清不楚,她们就会知道“鲲”并不算什么,吃醋等级[Not Found]级的美少女掀起的醋海,一浪就拍死“鲲”。 Cai Guangkun sat straight the body immediately. 蔡广坤马上坐直了身体。 After their previous time admits defeat, naturally the idea tried to inquire, found them in a Changsha partner method exceedingly high Boss Ma, Boss Ma, although has not spoken frankly, but also disclosed the Qin Yanan status indistinctly. 他们上次吃瘪以后,当然想法设法打探了,找到了他们在郡沙的合作方一位手段通天的马姓老板,马姓老板虽然没有直说,但是也隐约透露了秦雅南的身份。 At present this beautiful young girl knows Qin Yanan unexpectedly, since that Qin Yanan is the cousin of nearby this boy, that this beautiful young girl definitely also knows that the Qin Yanan status, in such situation, regarding Qin Yanan, is that type...... very uncomfortable feeling, fully explained that this beautiful young girl is also the lord who cannot provoke. 眼前这个美少女居然认识秦雅南,那秦雅南既然是旁边这男孩子的表姐,那这位美少女肯定也知道秦雅南的身份,这样的情况下,谈起秦雅南,还是那种……很不爽的感觉,足以说明这个美少女也是招惹不得的主啊。 This woman...... such name can show the issue. “这女人”……这样的称呼很能说明问题了。 The Cai Guangkun and his party three people stood, arrived at another corner to sit down silently. 蔡广坤一行三人站了起来,默默地走到另外一个角落坐下了。 An Nuan feels somewhat bewilderedly, but felt that involves Qin Yanan some reasons, she naturally has no interest in closely examining. 安暖感觉有些莫名其妙,但是感觉到是涉及到秦雅南的一些原因,那她自然是没有兴趣追问的。 67,68,69......” An Nuan stopped counting, but the hand has not stopped, used a strength to beat Liu Changan, making him turn the head, why they showed your cousin's picture, your response also?” “67,68,69……”安暖停止了数数,但是手没有停,多用了点力捶着刘长安,让他转过头来,“为什么他们拿出你表姐的照片来,你一点反应也没有?” What can I have to respond?” Liu Changan is reading with the oneself memory in contrasts, in this book some data a little issues, moreover is not very accurate, for example in the book generally the prostitute classification from Russia is the low inexpensive foreign prostitute, the Japanese prostitute classification is the benchmark of upper circles of society, in fact in the impression of Liu Changan, some prostitutes in Russia, but also some really bloodlines are elegant, walked is with connections to the leadership. “我要有什么反应?”刘长安正在看着书和自己的记忆中对比,这本书里一些数据有点问题,而且也不是很准确,例如书中笼统地把来自俄罗斯的妓女归类为低等廉价外国妓女,把日本妓女归类为上流社会的标杆,实际上在刘长安的印象中,有一些俄罗斯的妓女,还真有一些血统考究的,走的是上层路线。 At that time the Japanese prostitutes truly were very actually popular, because they received a guest on the art at that time get the guest physical exam, in advance let the service that the guest took a bath. 那时候日本妓女倒是确实很受欢迎,因为她们那时候接客就讲究检查客人身体,先行让客人洗浴的服务了。 Normal stranger and your relative are familiar, you should not show the point felt everyone ripe point the warm smile and so on?” An Nuan actually very satisfied Liu Changan had not responded, however his did not have the response a little desirably, therefore An Nuan must say that with him...... really did not care about this, but looked for the boyfriend trouble is each girlfriend happy this not other instinct. “正常一个陌生人和你的亲戚熟悉,你不该露出点感觉大家熟一点了的热情笑容之类的吗?”安暖其实很满意刘长安的没有反应,但是他的没有反应有点刻意了,所以安暖还是要和他说说……也不是真在意这个,只是找男朋友麻烦是每一个女朋友乐此不彼的天性。 That is the normal response......, but I am normal time many?” Liu Changan refuted calmly. “那是正常的反应……可是我正常的时候多吗?”刘长安平静地反驳。 An Nuan opens mouth, stopped a meeting, 70,71,72......” 安暖张了张嘴,停顿了一会,“70,71,72……” You, when the number to 69 stopped the counting, I remembered, in this you hammered my 20, therefore should from 93 start now.” “你在数到69的时候停止了计数,我记住了,在这之间你锤了我二十下,所以现在应该是从93开始了。” 94,95,95,95,96......” “94,95,95,95,96……” Also is far from the hammer to 520, but the coach number opened examined, two people then left the waiting room to board. 还远远没有锤到520下,但是车次开检了,两个人便离开了候车室上车去了。 The seats of two people post in the same place, after An Nuan sits, places by the tickets of two people the glass, adjusted the seat side to lie down, winks the big eye that is flashing to look Liu Changan that side still sits. 两个人的座位是并列在一起的,安暖坐下来以后,就把两个人的车票放在车窗旁边,调节了座椅侧躺了下来,眨着扑闪扑闪的大眼睛看着旁边依然坐着的刘长安 Liu Changan looks at her look, stopped for three seconds, shakes the head gently, put down the seat to face her to lie down. 刘长安看着她的眼神,停顿了三秒钟,轻轻摇了摇头,也放下了座椅面对着她躺下了。 You sit a moment ago, I cannot see your face, I am unhappy.” Being of one mind and tacit understanding of An Nuan very satisfied boyfriend. “你刚才坐着,我都看不到你的脸,我就不开心了。”安暖很满意男朋友的心有灵犀和默契。 You know why people do like reading the novel?” Liu Changan asked. “你知道人们为什么喜欢看小说吗?”刘长安问道。 Why?” An Nuan did not feel strange that the limitless place of topic jump of boyfriend went to the surface, because he will pull back the topic sooner or later, then has the feeling that the taunt or provokes to An Nuan, suffers An Nuan one to hammer well, why is this? “为什么?”安暖并不奇怪男朋友的话题跳跃到表面上无边无际的地方去了,因为他迟早会把话题拉回来,然后对安暖产生嘲讽或者挑衅的感觉,遭受安暖好一顿锤,这是何必呢? Has an English named Froster to write the viewpoint about novel-writing, he thinks that the novel with the fictionalizing story of some length the prose wrote......, therefore the novel can write like the prose, can have the main line, can not have the main line, the creation should not fetter the behavior in some idea, certain people always like conforming to his narrow cognition with the fixed idea request author, turns the head also to complain novel repertoire of author.” Liu Changan closed the book that reads, chatted with An Nuan. “有个叫福斯特的英国人写过一些关于小说创作的观点,他认为小说是用散文写成的某种长度的虚构故事……所以小说可以像散文那样写,可以有主线,也可以没有主线,创作本就不应该是束缚在某种理念中的行为,某些人总喜欢用固定的理念要求作者符合他狭隘的认知,转头又去埋怨作者的小说套路化。”刘长安合上了正在看的书,和安暖聊了起来。 This is you chats can talk at random with me, shifts the topic casually the reason?” An Nuan looks at Liu Changan puzzled, this is our should be the traveling obviously at present with emphasis, finally your topic and traveling irrelevant reason? If our story wrote the novel, the reader thinks certainly that we are participate in writing discussion!” “这就是你连聊天都可以和我东拉西扯,随便转移话题的理由?”安暖不解地看着刘长安,“这就是明明目前我们的重点应该是旅游,结果你的话题都和旅游无关的理由?如果我们的这一段故事写成小说,读者一定以为我们是去参加一个写作探讨活动呢!” I tear a point casually...... the key point am the reason that people like reading the novel, lies and the realistic public relations are different, people's in character regarding novel, can understand him very much, carefully studies his behavior pattern and logic, understands clearly in chest/heart to his joy, anger, sorrow, and happiness, his gloom, bright, the false all sorts of performance, are unable to hide...... can like this by the character who the reader fully understands, composed stories, lets the reader not only enjoyed the angle of view of God and enjoyed to the story sense of participation, had mind opening to feel public relations of highly, the object of public relations on. Is the character in novel.” “我就随便扯开一点……重点是人们喜欢看小说的原因,就在于和现实社交不同,人们对于小说中的人物,可以很了解他,仔仔细细地去研究他的行为模式和思维逻辑,对他的喜怒哀乐了然于胸,他的阴暗的,光明的,虚伪的种种表现,都无法藏匿……这样一个个能被读者完全了解的人物,组成了一个个故事,让读者既享受到了上帝的视角又享受到了故事参与感,还有一种高度心灵开放的社交感觉,社交的对象就是小说中的人物。” Then?” “然后呢?” The human communication in reality was different, you are unable to understand a person thoroughly, he is laughing and playing facing you, but he always hides the ghost that you are not seeing clearly behind, what expression this ghost is to show, you remained unknown forever.” “现实中的人际交往就不一样了,你无法彻底了解一个人,他嬉笑着面对你,但是他身后总藏着一个你看不清楚的鬼影,这个鬼影是露出什么样的表情,你永远无从得知。” Was similar, then please speak the logical expression.” “差不多了,接下来请说人话。” I mean, you have the words to speak frankly, like this helps communicate and understand, meets our demand, you are make me guess, always made me feel with the look...... fully manifested the drawback of reality human communication, this did not help the emotional exchange.” “我的意思是,你有话直说,这样有利于沟通和了解,更符合我们内心的需求,你老是让我猜,老是用眼神让我来感受……充分体现了现实人际交往的弊端,这样不利于情感交流。” You talked at random so many, finally told me to have the words to speak frankly?” An Nuan looks at the oneself boyfriend unbelievable. “你东拉西扯这么多,最后告诉我要有话直说?”安暖难以置信地看着自己的男朋友。 Liu Changan opens mouth, after ten seconds said, I was wrong.” 刘长安张了张嘴,十秒后说道,“我错了。” I must punish you, I must start to beat you from here, has beaten Hangzhou.” “那我要惩罚你,我要从这里开始捶你,一直捶到杭州。” Good, to Hangzhou, I am the meat sauce type lifeform......, but, said, really has this meat sauce type lifeform, daily we see......” “好的,到了杭州,我就是肉酱类型的生物了……不过,说起来,真的有这种肉酱类型的生物,我们日常见到的……” Stops.” An Nuan knew Liu Changan to her popular science disgusting biology knowledge. “停。”安暖知道刘长安又要向她科普恶心的生物学知识了。 Good.” “好。” The train attendants sent the wool blanket, Liu Changan wanted the orange juice, An Nuan also to want the orange juice, she disassembled the tucker-bag, discovered a sliver of chocolate, bit half to feed the other half to Liu Changan. 乘务员送来了毛毯,刘长安要了橙汁,安暖也要了橙汁,她把食品袋拆开,发现了长条的巧克力,咬住了一半把另外一半喂给刘长安 In the commercial seat their two, the train attendant have not been staying in inside, the space is private, without dog. 商务座席里就他们两个,乘务员没在里面呆着,空间私密,没有狗。 The high-speed train starts slowly, the efficient acceleration, An Nuan then started the somewhat trapped/sleepy feeling. 高铁列车缓缓启动,高效加速,安暖便开始有些困困的感觉了。 I had not had a good sleep yesterday evening, I want to sleep.” The An Nuan sound is soft, glutinous, like wants to sleep child. “我昨天晚上没有睡好,我想睡觉了。”安暖的声音软绵绵的,糯糯的,像想睡觉了的小孩。 Rests.” Liu Changan helped her draw the wool blanket. “睡吧。”刘长安帮她拉了拉毛毯。 But I, if fell asleep, you can be bored?” An Nuan supports is supporting the eyelid. “可是我要是睡着了,你会不会无聊啊?”安暖强撑着支起眼皮。 Pure.” “清净。” An Nuan hit his reluctantly, closed the eye. 安暖勉强打了他一下,闭上了眼睛。 After a while, An Nuan tosses about, opened the eye, I cannot fall asleep.” 过了一会,安暖翻来覆去,又睁开了眼睛,“我睡不着。” „Did I sing a lullaby to listen to you?” “那我唱个摇篮曲给你听?” Does not want...... me not to like the sound of High Speed Rail, I like green skin train the sound of that belt/bring rhythm, listened to listen to me to fall asleep.” “不要……我不喜欢高铁的声音,我喜欢绿皮火车的那种带节奏的声音,听着听着我就睡着了。” Seven grand Dongqiang thump clang, seven grand Dongqiang thump clang......” “七个隆咚锵咚锵,七个隆咚锵咚锵……” Train did not call!” “火车不是这么叫的!” „, when...... when...... works as......” “哐当……哐当……哐当……” Studied really looked like......” An Nuan to smile blurry. “学的真像……”安暖迷迷糊糊地笑了起来。 Sound that the Liu Changan study fire wheel rolls, is reading, while is stroking her top of the head gently, An Nuan rested quickly. 刘长安学着火车轮子滚动的声音,一边看着书,一边轻轻地抚摸着她的头顶,安暖很快就睡了过去。 Liu Changan looks at the appearance that she sleeps peacefully, the corners of the mouth turns upwards slightly, tonight knows that you were one must ascend the sky the young girl of love compared with Professor Liu. 刘长安看着她安睡的模样,嘴角微微翘起,今天晚上就知道你是不是一个比柳教授更得上天宠爱的少女了。 …… …… …… …… I am a person who had self-knowledge, no matter how you brushed summer flower/spend to renew recently how how, I will not flutter, I was the pit goods, this point was without a doubt. 我是一个有自知之明的人,不管你们怎么刷夏花最近更新怎么怎么样,我都不会飘的,我是个坑货,这一点毋庸置疑。
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