您可以在百度里搜索“我真的长生不老妙笔阁(imiaobige.com)”查找最新章节！ Liu Changan to working as emperor too many interests, the present environment, has not really suited emperor occupation particularly. 刘长安对当皇帝并没有太多兴趣,尤其是现在的环境,实在已经不适合皇帝这个职业了。 After all emperor noun, is very easy to remind to act in a self-serving manner...... acts in a self-serving manner, acts in a self-serving manner...... does not know that what's the matter, mentioned acts in a self-serving manner, always cannot bear has gone. 毕竟皇帝这个名词,很容易让人联想到为所欲为……为所欲为,为所欲为……也不知道怎么回事,一说起为所欲为,就总是忍不住一直接下去。 Now the social media and public opinion dissemination is too developed, is very easy to form the pressure, in addition in the ancient times had the official charged with remonstrating with the emperor censor, created the numerous pressures to the words and deeds of emperor, let alone now? 现在社交媒体和舆论传播太发达,很容易形成压力,古代尚且有言官御史,给皇帝的言行举止带来重重压力,更何况现在？ Lives in the vision accumulations of countless person, all day some people gesticulate to oneself, direct, is really no interesting. 活在无数人的目光聚集中,整天都有人对自己指手画脚,指指点点,实在没什么意思。 When only if a tyrant who rules the world...... may that not conform to the socialism core value...... Liu Changan to think some have not resulted, closed the eye, sits at the electricity warm table Nuannuan/warm, is very easy to go to sleep soundly. 除非当一个统治全球的暴君……可那不符合社会主义核心价值观啊……刘长安想着这些有些没得,闭上了眼睛,坐在电暖桌旁暖暖的,很容易让人想要酣然入睡。 Therefore Liu Changan sets out to compete for from Shangguan Dandan Zhou Dongdong, hugs in the bosom, feeling Zhou Dongdong is soft the belly rested. 于是刘长安起身把周咚咚从上官澹澹身边争夺过来,抱在怀里,摸着周咚咚软乎乎的肚子睡了起来。 In the winter is to hug the little friend of plump to sleep is comfortable. 冬天就是要抱着圆滚滚的小朋友睡觉才舒服啊。 New Year's Day unknowingly from now on day has fast, the first semester of Liu Changan university must be near the end. 元旦过后的日子不知不觉过的飞快,刘长安大学的第一个学期就要接近尾声了。 In schoolmates who the first semester just the learned skipped classes, quite strongly returned to the classroom, made a last-ditch effort the place of this matter most peak in school, when university natural scaled height of burst neutralize Junior middle school...... except for the vacation ended catches up with holiday task situation. 在第一个学期刚刚学会逃课的同学们,也比较集中地回到了课堂,临时抱佛脚这种事情最高发的地方就在学校了,大学当然比高中和初中更甚……除了假期结束时赶假期作业这种情况。 Zhu Juntang and Liu Changan sit together, was complaining the learn/study was too intense. 竹君棠和刘长安坐在一起,抱怨着学习太紧张了。 „New Year's Day festival time, that three days, I follow that old man...... naturally, he did not have you such repugnantly......” Zhu Juntang to supplement to explain calmly under the repugnant degree of opposite party, then said that „I must attend a lecture every day for two hours! Also must read the reading homework that he assigns, has English, French and Italian, are really bewildered, why to think that I can understand so many languages?” “元旦节的时候,那三天,我跟着那个老头子……当然,他没有你这么讨厌……”竹君棠若无其事地补充解释了下对方的讨厌程度,接着说道,“我每天都要听课两个小时！还要读他布置的阅读作业,有英语的,还有法语和意大利语的,真是莫名其妙,凭什么认为我能够懂得这么多语言呢？” „You can know English, French and Latin have distinguished, I was very accidental/surprised. After all they are the letters that turns to twist.” In the Liu Changan tone has a praise...... the request to the lamb unable is too high, she displays a common knowledge node slightly, can praise her. “你能够知道英语,法语和拉丁语有所区别,我就很意外了。毕竟它们都是扭来扭曲的字母。”刘长安的语气里带着点赞扬……对小羊的要求不能太高,她稍稍表现出一点常识性的知识点,就可以表扬她了。 „This matter blames you.” Zhu Juntang said depressed, these work she naturally without completing, therefore Zhong Qing refused to help her book one concentrated on the lo skirt design personal ordered the designer, this made Zhu Juntang somewhat anxious and gets angry, after all now in January, the summer design must be scheduled earlier, otherwise the weather started to warm up, she would have no small skirt to put on! “这事情都怪你。”竹君棠郁闷地说道,那些作业她当然是没有完成的,于是仲卿拒绝了帮她预约一位专注lo裙设计的私人订制设计师,这让竹君棠有些焦急和上火,毕竟现在已经一月份了,夏天的款式必须早点预定了,不然的话天气开始转暖,她就没有小裙子穿了！ „What matter closes my?” Liu Changan is reading, while spoke thoughtlessly to say. “关我什么事？”刘长安一边看着书,一边随口回道。 „You if in the past can unify the entire world , to promote the position of present English...... is not good Chinese , to promote the only language, what English French do I also need to understand and Italian these earthworms?” Zhu Juntang said naturally, gets more mad, but also tried to step on the foot of Liu Changan, „had this ability, actually did not shoulder the responsibility, this called...... the corpse...... the corpse......” “你当年要是能够统一全世界,把汉语推广成如今英语的地位……不行,推广成唯一的语言,那我还需要懂什么英语法语和意大利语这些蚯蚓吗？”竹君棠理所当然地说道,越想越气,还试图来踩刘长安的脚了,“有这个能力,却不去承担责任,这就叫……尸体……尸体……” „Holds a job without doing any work. Don't press oneself to use the idiom? Moreover this idiom uses in your linguistic environment is inappropriate.” Liu Changan beckons with the hand. “尸位素餐。你就别难为自己用成语了好吗？而且这个成语用在你的语境中也不恰当。”刘长安摆了摆手。 „Perhaps we really can unify the entire world.” Zhu Juntang came the interest suddenly, sweeps dispirited that the learn/study intense pressure brings, „when the time comes our Wind and Thunder Sword Sect of the Nine Provinces is managing nine continent four oceans, we establish the headquarters in...... establish in Antarctica.” “我们说不定真的可以统一全世界。”竹君棠突然来了兴趣,一扫学习紧张的压力带来的颓废,“到时候我们九州风雷剑门管理着九大洲四大洋,我们把总部设置在……设置在南极洲。” „Why is Antarctica?” “为什么是南极洲？” „Antarctica has the penguin, the penguin is lovable.” Zhu Juntang both hands stuck to the hip line, the palm were curling upwards, the body followed to sway study penguin. “南极洲有企鹅啊,企鹅可爱啊。”竹君棠又双手紧贴着臀线,手掌翘了起来,身子跟着摇摇晃晃的学企鹅。 „Penguin is not cute, it has only been repeating and person speaks a few words: Sufficient Q coin? Sufficient Q coin? It meets the alien, the super life body, the foreign prime minister, the bentho, will only speak these words.” “企鹅不可爱,它只会一直重复着和人说一句话:充Q币吗？充Q币吗？它遇见外星人,超级生命体,外国首相,海底生物,都只会说这一句话。” This stem Zhu Juntang understood, therefore Zhu Juntang lay in the book smiled, a shoulder peak peak. 这个梗竹君棠还是懂得,于是竹君棠趴在书上笑了起来,肩膀一耸一耸的。 Key point that „Schoolmate Zhu Juntang...... I delimit, is so funny? You felt my class is very happy?” The teacher stopped teaching suddenly, the faint smile looks at Zhu Juntang. “竹君棠同学……我划的重点,这么好笑吗？还是你觉得上我的课很开心？”老师突然停止了讲课,似笑非笑地看着竹君棠。 „It is not funny, is unhappy.” Zhu Juntang answered hastily, she did not put on airs to the teacher, particularly in classroom. “不好笑,不开心。”竹君棠连忙解释道,她对老师还是不怎么摆架子的,尤其是在课堂上。 Other schoolmates exuded the fragmentary laughter actually, saw the person who this type is easy to let the person psychology imbalance mentioned by name, always a happy matter. 其他同学倒是发出了零零碎碎的笑声,看到这种容易让人心理不平衡的人被点名,总是一件开心的事情。 The teacher has not said anything, then teaching. 老师也没有多说什么,接着讲课。 „Your terminal examinations preparation how?” Liu Changan lowered the sound, asked interestingly. “你期末考试准备的怎么样了？”刘长安压低了声音,饶有兴趣地问道。 Many people like taking pleasure in others' misfortunes, because this truly is a joyful matter, but the chase joyful is the instinct of human lifeform, Liu Changan must express oneself is also human, has the similar instinct with human. 很多人都喜欢幸灾乐祸,因为这确实是一件令人愉悦的事情,而追逐愉悦乃是人类这种生物的本能,刘长安只是要表达自己也是人类,和人类有着同样的本能。 „My anything cannot.” Zhu Juntang said righteously. “我什么都不会。”竹君棠理直气壮地说道。 „Your what not, righteous what vigor?” The Liu Changan good intention reminded her, „you think to look, your mother that paid attention to your learn/study, you must the normal terminal examinations hang the branch continually, what fate can you be?” “你什么都不会,理直气壮个什么劲？”刘长安好心提醒她,“你想想看,你妈那么关注你的学习,你要连正常的期末考试都挂科,你会是个什么下场？” Zhu Juntang wants to express this matter is not unimportant righteously, but a Liu Changan such saying, Zhu Juntang was actually afraid, about looked secretly, „did you copy to be good to me?” 竹君棠理直气壮是想表达这件事情根本就不重要,但是刘长安这么一说,竹君棠倒是心虚起来了,偷偷地左右看了看,“你给我抄好不好？” „You looked that I usually do study?” Liu Changan lets go, „my anything cannot.” “你看我平常学习吗？”刘长安一摊手,“我也什么都不会。” „Grandfather!” Zhu Juntang does not believe that is pursing the lips to hug the arm of Liu Changan, acts like a spoiled brat pitiful. “爷爷！”竹君棠才不信,撅着嘴搂着刘长安的手臂,可怜兮兮地撒娇。 „Lamb.” Liu Changan nods to express the response. “小羊。”刘长安点了点头表示回应。 „Grandfather!” Zhu Juntang makes an effort to draw the arm of Liu Changan, might haul in oneself bosom his whole person. “爷爷！”竹君棠使劲拉刘长安的手臂,好像要把他整个人都拉进自己怀里似的。 „fairy maiden.” “仙女。” Zhu Juntang reveals the vigilant appearance immediately, but gave up the analysis, because oneself had not offended him at this time, he called oneself fairy maiden to take advantage of opportunity to praise her to feel her to be lovable, rather than hiding what plot. 竹君棠马上露出警惕的样子,但是又放弃了分析,因为这时候自己又没有得罪他,他叫自己仙女应该只是顺势赞美她觉得她可爱,而不是藏着什么阴谋。 „You copy the examination paper to me, I study call to listen to you.” “你给我抄卷子,我学咩咩叫给你听。” „No.” “别。” „You are cruel enough to look at your lovable mount, because of terminal examinations, but the body and mind is thin and pale, untimely death?” Zhu Juntang keeps blinking toward the Liu Changan electric discharge, she did not need him to force, acknowledged that voluntarily oneself was the mount, but also no? “难道你忍心看你可爱的坐骑,因为期末考试而身心憔悴,英年早逝吗？”竹君棠不停地眨着眼睛朝刘长安放电,她都不需要他胁迫了,就自觉承认自己是坐骑了,还不行吗？ Liu Changan refers to Yan Qingcheng that front attended a lecture earnestly. 刘长安指了指前面认真听课的颜青橙。 „How right...... I have not thought that copies examination paper matter not to want the opposite party to have the extraordinary physical functions, whose copies doesn't copy?” Zhu Juntang awakens excitedly, took advantage of opportunity put aside the hand of Liu Changan, somewhat was then self-satisfied, oneself did not continue to act like a spoiled brat, crossed river must open the feeling that the behavior of bridge retaliated, was very comfortable. “对哦……我怎么没想到呢,抄卷子这件事情又不要对方有特异功能,抄谁的不是抄？”竹君棠兴奋地醒悟过来,顺势就丢开了刘长安的手,然后有些得意起来,自己才不继续撒娇了呢,过河就要拆桥的行为略带报复的感觉,很舒服。 Liu Changan does not care about the behavior that this stupid sheep dismantles the bridge after crossing , to continue the good intention to explain: „With the Yan Qingcheng temper, making her comply to give you to copy the examination paper directly, her some are not possibly glad. Isn't she making the family education? The end of the period she must review, but also wants and family education, very busy......, but one side makes up for a missed lesson to you, her oneself can also review, kills two birds with one stone, the possibility that she complies with was very big.” 刘长安也不在意这只蠢羊过河拆桥的行为,继续好心解释道:“以颜青橙的性子,让她直接答应给你抄卷子,她可能有些不乐意。她不是在做家教吗？期末她也要复习的,还要兼着家教,也挺忙的……但是一边给你补课,她自己也可以复习,一举两得,她答应的可能性就很大了。” „I do not make up for a missed lesson, I only copy.” The Zhu Juntang will firmly, said unshakeable. “我不要补课,我只抄。”竹君棠意志坚定,不可动摇地说道。 Liu Changan looked at her one eyes, finished class to buy one bottle of orange juice, sent a message to Su Nanxiu while convenient. 刘长安看了她一眼,下课出去买了一瓶橙汁,顺便给苏南秀发了一条短信。 Liu Changan returns to the seat, drank the orange juice, since Liu Changan once gave Zhu Juntang has bought the jasmine tea, Zhu Juntang does not have the drink that Liu Changan provided, therefore Liu Changan also only bought one bottle. 刘长安回到座位上,自顾自地喝起了橙汁,自从刘长安曾经给竹君棠买过茉莉花茶以后,竹君棠就再也不喝刘长安提供的饮料了,所以刘长安也只买了一瓶。 „My mother looked for the making up for a missed lesson teacher to me!” Sees Liu Changan to come back, Zhu Juntang looks at Liu Changan inconceivable. “我妈妈给我找了个补课老师！”看到刘长安回来,竹君棠不可思议地看着刘长安。 „Visits me to do?” “看我干什么？” „You...... you affirmed that has the intrigue with my mother!” Zhu Juntang is very angry, in the world where has such skillful matter? “你……你肯定和我妈有奸情！”竹君棠十分愤怒,天底下哪有这么巧的事情？ The surrounding schoolmate, including back row Qin Zhiqiang and Wei Xuanyi, Sun Shutong looks at Zhu Juntang dumbfoundedly. 周围的同学,包括后排的秦志强与魏轩逸,孙书同都目瞪口呆地看着竹君棠。 Where had says mother oneself? 哪有这么说自己妈妈的？ Even you and Liu Changan relate intimately, still without such speech? 就算你和刘长安关系亲密,也没有这么说话的吧？ Liu Changan...... this possibility not necessarily has, Wei Xuanyi attempts with front Yan Qingcheng then to a look, after all two people have seen Liu Changan and Qin Yanan go to the hotel, Liu Changan can handle Qin Yanan,...... is not probably unusual with Zhu Juntang mother a little anything. 还是刘长安……这种可能性未必不是没有,魏轩逸试图和前方回头的颜青橙对一个眼神,毕竟两人都看见过刘长安和秦雅南去酒店,刘长安能够搞定秦雅南,和竹君棠的妈妈有点什么……好像也不稀奇。 „Adhesive plaster? Adhesive plaster?” The Liu Changan facial expression requested the tool support to Qin Zhiqiang gentle. “胶布呢？胶布呢？”刘长安神情平和地向秦志强请求工具支援。 „Today has not brought.” Qin Zhiqiang said embarrassed. “今天没带。”秦志强不好意思地说道。 Zhu Juntang just thinks that „haha” smiles two to express „you do not have means with me”, however the surrounding vision makes her be some cheeks slight fevers, therefore straightened one's neck to leave the classroom, the mothers looked for the making up for a missed lesson teacher, then oneself skipped classes as the small protest, wasn't logical? 竹君棠刚想“哈哈”笑两声表示“你拿我没有办法”,但是周围的目光让她还是有些脸颊微热,于是梗着脖子走出了教室,妈妈都找补课老师了,那么自己逃课作为小小的抗议,不是顺理成章吗？ Liu Changan sat, sighed gently, in the Qin Yanan belly had the pregnancy pouch...... this stupid sheep can/but not to have sibship in any biological significance with oneself. 刘长安坐了下来,轻轻地叹息,秦雅南肚子里有了个妊娠囊……这头蠢羊可千万别和自己有任何生物学意义上的亲缘关系啊。 …… …… …… …… Today is the birthday activity of Zhou Dongdong, opens beginning APP to see to flash the birthday celebration in frequency, everyone can deliver the blessing to obtain the Zhou Dongdong exclusive badge to her. 今天是周咚咚的生日活动哦,打开起点APP就可以看到闪频上的生日庆典,大家可以给她送祝福获得周咚咚的专属徽章哦。 Today is Zhou Dongdong erupts, loves her. 今天为周咚咚爆发,爱她。