IRAS :: Volume #1

#96: Applying makeup specialized household!


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In the evening. 傍晚。 Setting sun in the western sky, incarnadine day. 夕阳西下,染红了天。 Zhang Ye returns to place that one's own has rented a room, after the elevator goes upstairs, he does not have chapter of one's own, but touched to have in the Landlady family|home that the stir-fried dish fragrance braved, the gate has not closed, kitchen obvious oil sound, looked, Rao Chenchen this kid also living room did one's assignment. 张烨回了自己租房的地方,电梯上楼后,他没回自己家,而是摸进了正有炒菜香味冒出来的房东阿姨的家里,门没关,厨房明显噼里啪啦着油点声,一瞧,饶辰辰这个小家伙也客厅做作业呢。 „Is Chenchen, busy?” Zhang Ye smiled hey enters the room. 辰辰,忙着呐?”张烨笑嘿嘿地进屋了。 Chenchen is busy at yelling to the kitchen, aunt! Zhang Ye dined!” 辰辰忙对厨房大叫,“大姨张烨又来蹭饭了!” A Zhang Ye almost somersault falls down, this bad luck child, loved you white.” 张烨差点一个跟头栽倒,“这倒霉孩子,白疼你了。” Chenchen sends out a faint smile of advertisement, he he.” Then lowers the head following continuing the work. 辰辰发出一声招牌的浅笑,“呵呵。”然后低头继续写作业。 Inside Rao Aimin estimate heard, the kitchen gate opens, she does not have the good meaningful glance to shoot a look at Zhang Ye, you come also is really the time, is the dog? Was hearing the taste comes?” 里面的饶爱敏估计是听到了,厨房门一开,她就没好眼色地瞥瞥张烨,“你来的还真是时候,属狗的吧?闻着味过来的啊?” Zhang Ye pissed off, early did not adapt to her venomous tongue, I gave Chenchen to give that big strength, your previous time did not say that these days food managed me.” 张烨也不生气,早适应了她的毒舌,“我给辰辰出了那么大的力,你上次不是说这些天的饭都管我嘛。” Knows to eat, haven't your boy ancestors eaten meal?” Rao Aimin is ill-speaking but soft-hearted, just wait, I copy two dishes again!” “就知道吃,你小子上辈子没吃过饭啊?”饶爱敏是刀子嘴豆腐心,“等着吧,我再抄俩菜去!” Thanks Landlady!” “谢谢房东阿姨!” You stare at Chenchen to do one's assignment!” “你盯着辰辰做作业!” The kid work has completed, the dish also got up the table. 小家伙作业做好了,菜也上了桌。 Rao Aimin throws to Zhang Ye chopsticks, looks at you to be very happy today? Was picking the wallet? Wait / Etc., you come I to have a look, how your was tall these many?” 饶爱敏扔给张烨一双筷子,“瞧你今儿个挺高兴啊?捡着钱包了啊?诶等等,你过来我看看,你个子怎么高了这么多?” Zhang Ye said with a smile: You look, I have worn the markup shoes.” 张烨笑道:“您才看出来啊,我穿了增高鞋。” „, Indeed, became has eaten meal!” Rao Aimin sits, hands over the tableware to Chenchen. “哦,我说呢,成了吃饭吧!”饶爱敏一坐,给辰辰也递过去碗筷。 Actually Zhang Ye has not worn the markup shoes now, is only his one's own ordinary shoes, reason that said that is feared the circle does not pass, after all he grew to be so high suddenly, said that no one believed that therefore wants to hit first with the pretence of markup shoes, making everybody adapt, when everybody will be familiar with not to have problems from now on. Um, said actually the one night long five centimeters are not the new unusual happening, at least in Zhang Ye that world, frequently has to hear the occurrence of this miracle, any night woke up steadily six centimeters, any evening sleeping family member heard his bone creaking sound, heard to make a sound this Zhang Ye to be skeptical, thought that was not quite credible, but some people of nights grew this truly are the facts, in the world had more than ten such examples, in addition the reason was unknown. Therefore Zhang Ye does not have the pressure, even if some people questioned this point, he can also dodge with these excuses. 其实张烨现在并没穿增高鞋,只是他自己的普通鞋子罢了,之所以这么说是怕圆不过去,毕竟他眨眼间就长了这么高,说出去谁也不信啊,于是想先用增高鞋的幌子打出去,让大家适应适应,等大家习惯过后就不会出问题了。嗯,实际说起来一夜之间长个五厘米也不是什么新奇事,至少在张烨那个世界,经常有听到这种奇迹的发生,什么一夜醒来长了六厘米啊,什么晚上睡觉家里人听见他骨头嘎吱嘎吱响啊,听见响这个张烨持怀疑态度,觉得不太可信,但有人一夜长高这确实是事实,世界上已经有不止十次这样的例子了,原因尚且不明。所以张烨没压力,即便有人质疑他这一点,他也能拿这些借口搪塞。 Landlady, said a matter to you.” Zhang Ye reported good news: I had been enrolled by Beijing TV Station a moment ago, National Day will take from now on office Host or the honored guest.” 房东阿姨,跟你说个事。”张烨报喜道:“我刚才被京城电视台录取了,国庆过后就上任主持人或嘉宾。” Rao Aimin yo said: You really can create the life the miracle, is this good?” 饶爱敏哟道:“你真是能创造生命的奇迹啊,这都行?” Zhang Ye roll one's eyes said: My this is strength that depends on! Absolute strength!” 张烨翻白眼道:“我这是靠的实力!绝对的实力!” Do not blow.” Rao Aimin said with a smile: Chang'e-4 just ascended the sky, makes you give to blow again!” “你就别吹了。”饶爱敏笑道:“嫦娥四号刚上天,再让你给吹下来!” Chenchen swallows the celery of mouth, „...... He He.” 辰辰咽下嘴里的芹菜,“……呵呵。” Zhang Ye curls the lip, you step on me, when I became famous you to know that three-eyed god had several eyes!” Finished eating the food, Zhang Ye supported awfully, was disinclined to go home, I taking advantage of your computer with.” 张烨撇撇嘴,“你们就踩我吧,等我成名了你们就知道马王爷有几只眼了!”吃完饭了,张烨撑得要命,懒得回家了,“我借您电脑用用啊。” Goes home with one's own!” Rao Aimin non- guest angrily said. “回家用自己的!”饶爱敏不客气道 Could not take a walk, supported.” Zhang Ye does not listen. “走不动了啊,太撑了。”张烨不听。 Rao Aimin smacks the lips saying: In building, one's own uses.” She brushed the bowl. 饶爱敏咂嘴道:“楼上呢,自己用吧。”她刷碗去了。 Zhang Ye covered the belly to move in the building difficultly the Landlady bedroom, opened the door, a little made him not guard, a piece was dazzled **** fall clothing and **** outside the sock has then crushed into one. On the bed is the Big Sister Rao clothes, about 20-30 spread there, does not need to ask also knows that in the afternoon the Rao Aimin affirmation reorganization closet is coming, receives the summer luggage, puts out the autumn winter clothing preparation to expose to the sun washes, finally has not tidied up to prepare food, remaining one arranges in a pile in the bed and balcony, making Zhang Ye watch the heartbeat! 张烨艰难地捂着肚子挪到了楼上房东阿姨的卧室,一开门,有点让他毫无防备,一片眼花缭乱的****秋衣和****外袜子便挤进了一眼。床上全都是饶大姐的衣服,大约有二三十件都铺在那里,不用问也知道,下午饶爱敏肯定整理衣柜来着,收起夏天的行装,拿出秋冬装准备晒一晒洗一洗,结果还没收拾完就去做饭了,剩下一堆摆在床上和阳台上,让张烨看得心跳不已! Broken flowers long skirt. 碎花长裙。 Yellowish pink underwear that hollows out. 镂空的肉色内衣。 Is inlaying the black silk stockings of some decorative patterns. 镶着些装饰图案的黑丝袜。 Possibly just took off the white underpants that has not washed. 刚脱下来可能还没洗的白色内裤。 Zhang Ye turns head to have a look at nobody, has closed the door, then cannot help but has picked up several Rao Aimin **** looked at carefully to study in the hand, threw to her. This Big Sister Rao also is really, this too does not pay attention, ok, looks at my computer. Actually is the same with the Rao Aimin being malicious in speech style, Zhang Ye gradually has also been used to the carelessness of Comrade Old Rao, this, from the start did not have guarding of men and women to Zhang Ye. May be such sloppy big sister, prepares food actually the extraordinary delicacy, will also take care of the person specially. 张烨回头看看没有人,就把门关上了,然后不由自主地上去捡起了几件饶爱敏的****在手上端详研究了一番,才给她扔回去。这个饶大姐也真是的,这也太不注意了啊,算了,看我的电脑吧。其实跟饶爱敏的嘴毒风格一样,张烨也渐渐习惯了老饶同志的大大咧咧,她一直都这样,对张烨压根没有过男女之防。可偏偏就是这么一个邋遢的大姐,做饭却出奇的美味,还特别会照顾人。 The people are such strange. 人就是这么奇怪。 Also sometimes, is such a contradictory complex compound. 有时候,也就是这么一个矛盾的综合体。 Turns on the computer, the surfer, Zhang Ye wants to have a look at the current event news and entertainment story, but after routinely lands Weibo, actually discovered that one's own that poem had been sent to above! 打开电脑,上网,张烨本是想看看时事新闻和娱乐新闻的,但习惯性地一登陆微薄后,却发现自己那首诗已经被人发到了上面! Sends a poem, today accidentally listens to a TV station friend to chat to speak , the original author should be Zhang Ye.” “发一首诗吧,今天偶然间听一个电视台的朋友聊天说到的,原作者应该是张烨。” «This is also Everything».” “《这也是一切》。” „It is not all big trees, broke off by the storm.” “不是一切大树,都被暴风折断。” „It is not all seeds, could not find the soil that takes root.” “不是一切种子,都找不到生根的土壤。” Finally he summarized: Hears to be very excited, therefore sends to share with everybody!” 最后他总结了一下:“听得很激动,所以发出来跟大家分享一下!” Zhang Ye looks at the following commentary and message, broke 1000, the message are innumerable! 张烨一看下面的评论和留言,已经突破了1000大关了,留言无数! Teacher Zhang free verse written in the vernacular?” 张老师新诗?” Shit, I remember that did call «All»?” 我靠,我记得有一首叫《一切》吧?” Right, is «All», Wang Shuixin writes, has returned the textbook, this poem is aiming at «All» obviously writes, overall denied!” “对,就是《一切》,王水新写的,还上过教科书呢,这诗明显是在针对《一切》写的啊,全盘否定啊!” Ha Ha, this poem is quite crisp!” “哈哈,这诗好爽啊!” Worthily is the face-smacking Master Zhang Ye work!” “不愧是打脸大师张烨的作品!” „, Everybody comes to see quickly, face-smacking specialized household Teacher Zhang Ye made the new work!” “哇,大家快来看啊,打脸专业户张烨老师又出新作品了!” Also let alone, this is really face-smacking, each grips «All» really! Wang Shuixin Teacher feared that must cry! Bumps into such face-smacking specialized household!” “还别说,这真是打脸啊,每一句真直扎《一切》!王水新老师怕是要哭了!碰上这么个打脸专业户!” But «This is also Everything» said that really indeed full-sized «All» more suitable language teaching material, oh, was a pity for Zhang Ye really that a such good poet, didn't enter Writer's Association? Doesn't have the official to acknowledge him the status on Literature?” “但《这也是一切》说真的确实比《一切》更适合语文教材,唉,真替张烨可惜,这么好的一个诗人,连作协都入不了?没有官方承认他在文学上的地位?” Beijing Writer's Association.” 京城作协。” Who makes Teacher Zhang step on the Writer's Association person!” “谁让张老师踩过作协的人呐!” Supports Teacher Zhang to enter Writer's Association, otherwise the natural justice is intolerable!” “支持张老师作协,不然天理难容啊!” Right, did not have the natural justice simply, Beijing can Writer's Association give answering? Why didn't invite Teacher Zhang to join a society? Because of men of letters tend to despise one another?” “没错,简直没天理了,京城作协能不能给个回话啊?为什么不邀请张老师入会?就因为文人相轻?” Summoned Beijing Writer's Association!” “召唤京城作协!” Teacher Zhang formidable might! Must enter Writer's Association!” 张老师威武!必须进作协!” Everybody has launched the support, the Zhang Ye work is one after another, compares one splendidly peerless, Beijing Writer's Association has not reacted, is too rather bitterly disappointing! 大家都展开了声援,张烨的作品是一部接一部,一部比一部精彩绝伦,京城作协还不作出反应,未免太让人心寒! But Zhang Ye attention is their nickname to the one's own and described! 张烨关注的却是他们对自己的外号和形容! face-smacking specialized household? 打脸专业户? Your younger sister's face-smacking specialized household! 你妹的打脸专业户! My nickname so is how coarse!( 我外号怎么这么难听啊!( …… ……
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