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#78: The stage leader air/Qi faints!


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The poem read! 诗念完了! Takes Zhang Ye of awarding cup not to remain, has gotten down the backstage directly, has only left behind backs and piece of over a thousand audience honored guests and judges in an uproar! 拿着奖杯的张烨一刻都没有多留,径直下了后台,只留下了一个背影和一片哗然的上千名观众嘉宾和评委 Shit! 我靠 This is any modern poetry! 这是什么现代诗啊! Is it possible that is your meaning your Beijing broadcasts Radio Station is Dead Water? Electricity is Station Leader ugly? No, is it possible that did not use most drivehead, he clearly was this meaning! This poem is not some hazy poetries, «Dead Water» is very straightforward, right, curses at people! 莫非你的意思是你们京城广播电台死水?电台领导是丑恶?不,根本就不用莫非最打头了,他分明就是这个意思啊!这种诗并不是有些朦胧诗,《死水》是非常浅显易懂的,没错,就是骂人的! „I have left for good!” “我了个大去!” „Was this too also competitive?” “这也太霸气十足了?” This person insane? How to say?” “这人疯了啊?怎么这么说?” He did not say that must thank the unit to thank the leadership?” “他不是说要感谢单位感谢领导的吗?” Yes, I also accepted as true, Ha Ha, lively was then big!” “是啊,我也信以为真了啊,哈哈,这下热闹大了!” Although not live broadcast, but this is also silver microphone Awards, he determined that said won't have the issue? This really? This was his leader offending, Station manager? In his words expressing feelings has also raised Assistant Station Chief Jia? This mentioned by name to be surnamed, whoops I went, today may really not come white, our unit made me give to snatch one on ten admission ticket quotas, really snatched right, where such heroic spirit myriad modern poetries usually had the opportunity to hear, this poem also was really the classics, the curse was too ruthless!” “虽然不直播,但这也是银话筒颁奖啊,他确定这么说不会有问题吗?这样真的可以吗?这是把他领导给得罪死了啊,台长?他感言里还提了个贾副台长是吧?这都点名道姓了啊,哎呦我去,今天可真是没白来啊,我们单位就十个门票名额让我给抢到一个,真是抢对了,这么豪气万千的现代诗平时哪里有机会听到啊,这首诗也真是经典,诅咒的太狠了!” In television Radio Station System also has this and other ruthless people?” “电视电台系统里还有这等狠人啊?” Zhang Ye? I remembered this name, Ha Ha, Ox Bai!” 张烨?我记住这个名字了,哈哈,牛掰呀!” I must apologize, I also scolded Zhang Ye am a bootlicker, has not thought that was such thanks!” “我必须道歉啊,我还骂张烨是马屁精呢,没想到是这么个‘感谢’!” This is the angle of view of audience and viewer, because does not have any immediate interest relations with them, therefore everybody in line with a mentality of watching the fun. 这是观众和看客的视角,因为和他们没什么直接利益关系,所以大家都本着一个看热闹的心态。 But some people were not quite same. 但有些人就不太一样了。 Big Sister Zhou heard the chin almost to fall, then patted the forehead to say fiercely loudly: I said! I said! Leader and unit that thank! This from the start is not the words that Little Zhang can say! His where is the disposition of currying favor with powerful people! You have a look! Let me say!” 周大姐听得下巴差点掉了,然后猛地一拍脑门大声道:“我就说了吧!我就说了吧!感谢个屁的领导和单位啊!这压根不是小张会说出来的话!他哪里是趋炎附势的性格啊!你们看看!让我说中了吧!” Zhao Gouzhou: „......” He will not speak. 赵国洲:“……”他已经不会说话了。 Tian Bin and his wife also hoodwinked, just when Zhang Ye must thank the words expressing feelings, they also think that Zhang Ye was compromising with the leadership, understood that made concessions and exercised forbearance, but next quarter Zhang Ye read such poem, they could not think, Zhang Ye was the courage that which came! 田彬和他媳妇儿也蒙了,刚在张烨要感谢感言的时候,他们还以为张烨是在和领导妥协,是懂得退让和忍让了,可下一刻张烨就念了那么一首诗,他们怎么也想不懂,张烨是哪儿来的胆子啊! Little Fang is anxious stamps the feet, what to do this may! Teacher Zhang may bring the big trouble!” 小芳急得直跺脚,“这可怎么办啊!张老师可闯大祸了!” Far more than brought the big trouble?” Wang Xiaomei said: Little Zhang this time was to offend too many people!” “何止闯了大祸?”王小美道:“小张这次是得罪太多人了!” Auntie Sun said in a low voice: Really scolded vents spleen! Little Zhang other poems speak the truth I unable to understand, what «The Flying Bird and Fish», what «Petrel», I do not have this cultural literacy, but today this «Dead Water» I see, writes real good, what scolded was really full, threw some junks? Sprinkles your leftover dish remnant thick soup? Little Zhang definitely was to stage in disappointed, here for him truly was piece of Dead Water!” 孙阿姨低声道:“不过骂得真解气啊!小张的其他诗说实话我一直都看不懂,什么《飞鸟与鱼》啊,什么《海燕》啊,我也没这个文化素养,但是今天这首《死水》我真的听懂了,写的真好啊,骂的真是酣畅淋漓啊,多扔些破铜烂铁?泼你的剩菜残羹?小张肯定是对台里失望透顶了,这里对他来说确实是一片死水!” Old Editor dumbfounded , that cannot say that what situation is this? Golden Microphone Awards Awards, on the scene has industry in topest Senior Teacher, has Heavenly Queen/days later, there are other Radio Station TV station staff, was not the audience in circle, Little Zhang is scolds has satisfied a craving, but, what to do? Does he also want to do with stage in? Awards made Wulong to make the best of a bad situation, at this time was not small on the issue, nominated the prize additionally? This once more is unprecedented matter! Good, in the award-winning words expressing feelings was also taking the microphone in the presence of everyone the unit and leader scolding? Wasn't this unprecedented you knew? The posterity were impossible to have! Only this case!” 编辑哭笑不得,“那也不能这么说啊,这是什么场合?金话筒颁奖啊,在场有业内最顶尖的前辈老师,有天后,有其他电台电视台的工作人员,还有很多不是圈子里的观众,小张是骂过瘾了,可之后怎么办啊?他还想不想跟台里干了?颁奖闹了乌龙将错就错,这时候就问题不小了,额外提名获奖?这再次已经是史无前例的事情了!好嘛,获奖感言上还拿着话筒当众把单位和领导给骂了?这都不是史无前例了你们知道吗?后人也不可能会有了!只此一例啊!” Yes, after this matter absolutely is unprecedented, does not have the future, old Editor dares to have this warranty, because has changed the second person, cannot do this matter absolutely! 是的,这事儿绝对是前无古人后无来者,老编辑就敢打这个保票,因为换了第二个人,绝对干不出这种事! The Little Fang forced smile said: Teacher Zhang continuously this temperament.” 小芳苦笑道:“张老师一直都这个脾气。” Big Sister Zhou said: What said is, is Little Zhang dares to do, but sometimes actually really very envies his, liked this young fellow more and more, went straight there and came straight back, is not feeling well scolds, will be together with this person comfortably, forever will not be worried at heart he planned you, the Little Zhang anything matter put on outwardly, did not play a dirty trick with you secretly.” 周大姐道:“说的是啊,也就是小张敢这么干,有时候倒真挺羡慕他的,也越来越喜欢这小伙子了,直来直去,不爽就骂,跟这种人相处心里舒坦,永远也不会担心他算计你,小张什么事都摆在明面上,不跟你暗地里使坏。” Old Editor speechless [say / way]: You are comfortable, but some people are not comfortable.” 编辑无语道:“你是舒坦,可有人不舒坦了。” ...... …… Hu Fei is one of them in not comfortable person, listening to Zhang Ye that poem, Hu Fei nearly to faint, he may before several minutes also with channel Director for the Zhang Ye boast, recommends Zhang Ye to go to his new column intensely, after has not thought for several minutes, Zhang Ye came such one unexpectedly! 胡飞就是不舒坦人中的其中之一,听完张烨那首诗,胡飞就险些晕过去,他可在几分钟前还跟身旁的频道总监张烨吹嘘呢,也是强烈推荐张烨去他的新栏目,没想几分钟后张烨竟来了这么一手! Director shoots a look at him, Hu Teacher, is this person who you recommend?” 总监瞥瞥他,“胡老师,这就是你推荐的人?” Hu Fei has coughed, spoke to Zhang Ye: His temperament we did not say first that said only this poem, absolutely does not have any slight defect, is true pure Literature.” 胡飞咳嗽了一声,给张烨说话道:“他的脾气咱们先不说,单说这首诗,绝对是没有任何瑕疵的,是真正的纯文学。” Director has also laughed in spite of trying not, you can him the round trip circle, pure Literature impure Literature I not know actually, but I know that this is the thorn head!” 总监也失笑了一声,“你倒是能给他往回圆,纯文学不纯文学我不知道,但我知道这是个刺头!” Hu Fei said: Some person who always dispositions has the talent.” 胡飞道:“有才华的人总是有些性格的。” Director said: But his disposition was also too irritable, is the silver microphone prize is lifelong, has not cancelled abolishes this saying, otherwise depends on this words expressing feelings the modern poetry, can the award item remove to him, moreover Beijing broadcasts Radio Station also to be our Beijing TV Station sequence, already merged, he scolds them Radio Station, wasn't also in disguised form us taking along? Old Hu, the candidate of this recommendation I again considered that I can affirm with you, this afterward Zhang Ye truly possibly publicity in TV station Radio Station System, some people also will possibly appreciate him to dare to speak, but more was actually pushed aside, in the line almost nobody dares to hire him, said that forces out also the similar meaning, he he, who dares to take a timing bomb of not being able to provide lodging, the critical moment gives you to come such, no one can bear!” 总监道:“可他的性格也太火爆了,也就是银话筒奖是终身将,没有取消撤销这一说,不然就凭他这一首感言的现代诗,就能给他奖项撤掉,而且京城广播电台也属于咱们京城电视台序列,早就合并了,他骂他们电台,不是也变相把咱们给捎带进去了吗?老胡啊,你这个推荐的人选我还是再考虑考虑吧,我敢跟你肯定,这件事后张烨确实可能会在电视台电台系统里人尽皆知,有人可能也会赞赏他敢说话,但更多的却是遭到排挤,行内几乎没有人敢录用他了,说是封杀也差不多意思吧,呵呵,谁敢要一个管不住的定时炸弹啊,关键时刻给你来这么一下,谁也受不了!” Hu Fei said firmly: Is the thorn head, I also want to make him come, its Literature accomplishment cannot be buried absolutely, such was a pity!” 胡飞坚定道:“就算是个刺头,我也想让他来,它的文学素养绝对不能被埋没,那样就太可惜了!” ...... …… Several judges there. 几个评委那里。 Zhang Yuanqi eye belt smiling face looks at the place that Zhang Ye is leaving, has not published the appraisal. 章远棋眼带笑容地望着张烨离开的地方,没有发表评价。 A young judges dumbness, end [say / way]: This poem...... Suffices.” Hesitant some have not dared to say heavily, he knows that Zhang Ye is the Zhang Yuanqi recommendation, although Zhang Ye is in his opinion impossible to know Heavenly Queen/days later, but the person also after is Zhang Yuanqi nominates in the final analysis, must save face to Heavenly Queen/days later, he compared with Zheng Teacher their several judges, does not have that qualifications and age, he is not good in front of Zhang Yuanqi hurriedly, Zhang Yuanqi is also his Senior Teacher. 年轻评委一阵无言,末了道:“这首诗……真够可以的。”犹豫了些许也没敢说得太重,他知道张烨章远棋推荐的,虽然在他看来张烨不可能认识天后,但归根结底人也毕竟是章远棋提名上来的,总要给天后留面子,他可不比郑老师他们几个评委,没有那个资历和年纪,在章远棋面前他是不好造次的,章远棋也是他的前辈老师 Zheng Teacher closes one's eyes with rapt attention, has not spoken. 老师闭眼凝神,没吭声。 Zheng? How does this process?” Woman judges sought information: „Was this too does not respect our Awards stages and judges meets?” “郑老?这怎么处理?”一妇女评委征询道:“这是不是太不尊重咱们的颁奖舞台和评委会了啊?” Zheng Teacher opens eyes, first did not say this poem gathers inopportunely, should say in this situation that said this «Dead Water», is makes me open mind. My this had not planned joined judges to meet, my age was also big, this stepped down truly B-list, but I felt now that I rejoiced very much my this time came to the scene, he he, did you believe? Depending on this modern poetry, I dares saying that in this young people can be an expert from now on absolutely rush out a fame! Might as well give opens up wasteland ugly! What world look at it to make? I am very interested, this young people meeting can make any world!” 老师睁开眼,“先不说这首诗合不合时宜,该不该在这个场合里说,就说这首《死水》,真的是让我开了眼界。原本我这届没打算加入评委会了,我岁数也大了,该真正退居二线了,可我现在感觉,我很庆幸我这次来了现场,呵呵,你们信不信?就凭这一首现代诗,我敢说这个年轻人今后绝对能在行内闯出一番名气!不如让给丑恶来开垦!看它造出个什么世界?我很有兴趣,这个年轻人会能造出什么一个世界!” ...... …… At this moment, gets angry Radio Station the leadership of however! 此刻,最怒然的还是电台的领导! The station managers of Zhang Ye unit were needless saying that already promised that gave the child time silver microphone prize of old friend, the result has temporarily changes actually failed, this has made the station manager suppress anger, now Zhang Ye came such one ruthless move, that was not face-smacking, did not step on the face, but kicks the face livingly! A foot foot kicks on their faces! Presents these many colleagues and Senior, the leadership of SARFT, has the leadership of Beijing TV Station , the station manager thought that really lost completely the honor, moreover does not remain! Today, no, did not use tomorrow, in noon today this matter supposed that must spread over each TV station Radio Station, will he gain in the future ground? Such scolded by a new person anchor in subordinate or lowest level, his something has been done deliberately also mouth Zhang Ye took the microphone saying that on the stage, station manager, even if spoke others unable to hear. 张烨单位的台长就不用说了,早就许诺给了老战友的孩子这次的银话筒奖,结果临时有变竟然落空了,这已经让台长憋着一股怒火,现在张烨又来了这么一个狠招,那都不是打脸了,也不是踩脸了,而是活生生地踢脸啊!一脚脚踢在他们脸上啊!在场这么多同行和前辈,还有广电的领导在,有京城电视台的领导在,台长觉得已经真是丢尽了脸面,而且一点都不剩了!今天过后,不,不用到明天了,在今天中午此事估摸就得传遍各个电视台电台了,他日后怎么抬起头来?被一个下属还是最底层的新人主播这么骂,他偏生还还不了嘴张烨在台上拿着话筒说的,台长即使说话别人也听不到啊。 However station manager, on the other hand. 不过台长还算好,相对来说算好的。 Most it is noteworthy that Assistant Station Chief Jia, Zhang Ye in the Literature and Art frequency that he is in charge, because Zhang Ye the matter of copyright is the conflict that and he has, finally is also Assistant Station Chief Jia decided impractical Zhang Ye, he who everywhere creates obstacles, therefore the counter-attack of this Zhang Ye obviously is mainly very to his! 最值得注意的是贾副台长,张烨可是在他分管的文艺频率啊,张烨因为版权的事情是和他起的冲突啊,最后也是贾副台长拍了板架空的张烨,处处刁难的他,所以这次张烨的反击明显主要是很对他的! This scoundrel!” Jia Futai long face was green, was really green, he has not controlled the residence to scold made noise, was really is been muddled to the air/Qi by Zhang Ye, the lung is about to have exploded, finally perhaps was the anger launches a psychological attack extremely, Assistant Station Chief Jia the one breath has not breathed heavily, eye supercilious look, the air/Qi has fainted unexpectedly! “这个混账!”贾副台长脸都绿了,是真的绿了,他没控制住地骂出了声,真是被张烨给气糊涂了,肺都快炸了开来,结果或许是怒极攻心,贾副台长一口气没喘上来,眼睛白眼一番,居然气晕了过去! Nearby another Assistant Station Chief Radio Station is quick of eye and hand, looked that Assistant Station Chief Jia the neck was crooked on the seat, hurried to support him, Old Jia! Old Jia!” 旁边另外一个电台副台长眼疾手快,一看贾副台长脖子在座位上歪起来了,慌忙扶住他,“老贾!老贾!” Whoops!” “哎呦!” Assistant Station Chief Jia!” “贾副台长!” Comes the person quickly! Comes the person quickly!” “快来人啊!快来人啊!” Called the ambulance! Some people fainted!” “叫救护车!有人晕倒了!” First pinches in the person, had a look to be angry quickly has not been mad!” “先掐人中,快看看有气没气了!” Here immediately randomly has become pot gruel, nearby 78 people encircle the help! 这边顿时乱成了一锅粥,附近78个人都围上来帮忙! Finally is not major problem, has pinched in a servant, Assistant Station Chief Jia woke, the backstage had the staff to come up to him to measure the blood pressure to inspect, and was not affected much. 最后也不是什么大问题,才掐了一下人中,贾副台长就醒过来了,后台有工作人员上来给他量血压检查了一下,并无大碍。 This interlude makes everybody speechless. 这个插曲更让大家无语的很。 Assistant Station Chief Jia also felt disgraced to Grandma, making the subordinate who he has looked down upon give the air/Qi to be dizzy? On his face will be certainly unattractive! 贾副台长也顿感丢人到了姥姥家,让一个他一直看不起的下属给气晕了?他脸上当然不会好看了! Surnamed Zhang! 姓张的! You are waiting to me! 你给我等着! The station manager taking advantage of this matter, said with five judges immediately: Several Teacher, I suggested that abolishes the Zhang Ye silver microphone prize, this person of talking nonsense, slandered the organization unit, must punish!” 台长借着这个事情,立即跟五个评委道:“几位老师,我建议将张烨的银话筒奖撤销,这人胡言乱语,诋毁组织单位,必须要严惩!” Most entitled old judges Zheng has a look at him, then has exchanged with several other judges simply, afterward said: This is not perhaps good, award item has issued, regardless of the Golden Microphone Awards prize or the silver microphone prize, is lifelong the specifications, has not abolished the award item the flow and stipulation.” Then, he added one, this little comrade language way truly some issues, your unit voluntarily education through criticism or processes.” 最有资格的老评委郑老看看他,然后和其他几个评委简单交流了一番,随后道:“这恐怕不行,奖项已经颁发了,无论金话筒奖还是银话筒奖,都是终身规格的,没有撤销奖项的流程和规定。”说完,他加了一句,“这个小同志语言方式确实有一些问题,你们单位自行批评教育或处理吧。” But silver microphone......” Assistant Station Chief Jia the short of breath has also stood. “但银话筒……”贾副台长也气急地站了过去。 Another youth judges said decidedly: Award item cannot abolish, the custom is the custom, um, first starts next Awards, nearly a point, cannot delay Golden Microphone Awards live broadcast as far as possible, without many time!” 另一个青年评委断然道:“奖项是撤销不了的,规矩就是规矩,嗯,先开始下一个颁奖吧,尽量快一点了,不能耽误金话筒直播,没有多少时间了!” The silver microphone following award item continues to announce, but currently nobody had the thoughts to pay attention to this, even cares including Golden Microphone Awards prize nobody! 银话筒下面的奖项继续宣布,可是现在已经没有人有心思关注这个了,甚至连金话筒奖都无人在意! A Zhang Ye person snatched all crest of wave! 张烨一个人抢了所有风头! Zhang Ye «Dead Water» has caused the complete attention! 张烨一首《死水》引得了全部关注! The reporters of several sharp noses simply did not listen to the following award item name, whose also did not care silver microphone, but took a seat to hit script same place, the preparation the feedback reported this time matter to the unit immediately. Teacher Zhang Ye, you are really great! The reporters are very excited, their professional characteristics were doomed they are people of one crowd of anxiousing to stir up trouble, did not fear that you were noisy, feared that you made insufficiently in a big way! 有几个嗅觉灵敏的记者干脆都不去听下面的奖项名字了,也不在乎谁的了银话筒,而是原地就坐噼里啪啦地打起了稿子,准备马上回传给单位报导这次的事情。张烨老师,你真是好样的!记者们无比兴奋,他们的职业特征就注定了他们是一群唯恐天下不乱的主儿,不怕你闹大,就怕你闹得不够大啊! What is the topic? 什么叫话题? Then called the topic! 这才叫话题! What also has to be able compared with award-winning words expressing feelings to scold the leadership to be interested and pay attention? 还有什么能比获奖感言骂领导更让人感兴趣和关注的? Moreover this is also not general cursing at people, is not that type dirty mouth that does not have the technique content! 而且这还不是一般的骂人,不是那种毫无技术含量的脏口! Railed is a derogatory term, raised not to have the quality to the first impression of person, but today's Zhang Ye makes all people grow in experience, cursed at people to scold such boldly natural, cursed at people to scold such graceful writing to be blue, they also were really first seeing, grew in experience really! 谩骂本来是一个贬义词,提起来给人的第一印象就是没素质,可是今天的张烨让所有人都长了见识,骂人骂到这么豪放潇洒,骂人骂到这么优雅文青,他们还真是第一次见,真长见识了啊! This is a writer! 这就是文人! The murder does not need the blade to use the mouth! 杀人不用刀用嘴! Curses at people does not need to use the poem! 骂人不用口用诗! Zhang Ye today has shown a lofty sentiment of writer with «Dead Water», inherited a fine tradition of poet, the poem has shaken four!( 张烨今天用一首《死水》展现了一个文人的高尚情操,继承了一个诗人的优良传统,诗震四座!( …… ……
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