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#41: Zhang Ye fans naval units!


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8 : 00 pm. 晚上八点了。 Finished to the article also has four hours. 离征文结束还有四个小时。 Next day, the rabbit mother picks the mushroom to woods, small rabbits gate guanhao, when mother comes back. After a while, the timber wolf came. He knocks on a door while hold one's noses to sing: Little Bunnies Be Good, the goalkeeper opens, a bit faster opens, I must come.’ “第二天,兔妈妈到树林子里去采蘑菇,小兔子们把门关好,等妈妈回来。过了一会儿,大灰狼又来了。他一边敲门一边捏着鼻子唱:‘小兔子乖乖,把门开开,快点开开,我要进来。’” „It is not right, is not right! This is not mother's Voice.” “不对,不对!这不是妈妈的声音。” „It is not right, is not right! It is not mother, is the timber wolf!” “不对,不对!不是妈妈,是大灰狼!” Cannot open me not to open, mother has not come back, who comes not to open!” “不开不开我不开,妈妈没回来,谁来也不开!” Story simple fearfulness, the timber wolf studies the small rabbit mother's singing sound to deceive the small rabbits to open the door, the redeye and short tail were deceived, wants to open the door, but had been seen through by the long ear, looks at the discovery by the crack in a door is not mother, instead thwarting makes the timber wolf extend the tail in order to confirm the genuine and fake, when the timber wolf put in the tail the room , the small rabbits complete strength general's family closed the big tail of timber wolf gripped, the small rabbit mother went home, hit the timber wolf, the timber wolf clamped the tail of being cut off to return to the mountain dingily. 故事简单的可怕,大灰狼学着小兔子妈妈的歌声想骗小兔子们开门,红眼睛和短尾巴都被骗了,想要开门,但被长耳朵识破了,透过门缝一看发现不是妈妈,反而将计就计让大灰狼将尾巴伸进来以便确认真假,等大灰狼真把尾巴伸进屋里,小兔子们齐力将门关上把大灰狼的大尾巴夹住了,小兔子妈妈回了家,将大灰狼打走,大灰狼夹着断掉的尾巴灰溜溜地回了山上。 Main road to Jane. 大道至简。 Simple instead has Strength. 简单的反而更有力量 After passing on, Zhang Ye has not managed it again, first went to the hygienic gate pulse a hot bath, dried the after good hair, went out to knock Landlady, pressed half-day doorbell also nobody to open, definitely Rao Aimin was not at home, thinks that Zhang Ye pulled out the wallet to count the house rent of last month having fallen behind with the water and electricity charges to add on this month house rent again, has forced in money the crack in a door, afterward wrote Zhang Zhitiao to explain. 传好后,张烨没再管它了,先去卫生间冲了个热水澡,擦干后吹好头发,就出门去敲房东阿姨家,按了半天门铃也没人开,肯定饶爱敏不在家,想了想,张烨掏出钱包来数好了上个月拖欠的房租跟水电费再加上这个月的房租,将钱塞进了门缝里,随后写了一张纸条做了说明。 At this time, the diagonally opposite room came out a pair of lover, was the inhabitant who here rented a room. 这时,斜对面的屋出来一对情侣,也是这边租房的住户。 What eats to select to go?” “吃点什么去?” it does not matter, was right, I looked at a fairy tale a moment ago, is specially attractive.” 无所谓,对了,我刚才看了一篇童话,特别好看。” That educational department for children's article?” “那个教育部门为孩子们的征文?” Yes, called any «Little Bunnies Be Good», wrote fiercely, the short story do not open the door this matter to the stranger and side fiddles with incisively from many angles, seemed is the idle talk, may an entire character idle talk not have actually, the interest, what a pity was sings that not to have Music, but writing has not sung, how real anticipation that song sang.” “是啊,叫什么《小兔子乖乖》,写得太厉害了,短短一篇故事把不要给陌生人开门这件事从多个角度和侧面捣鼓得淋漓尽致,看上去全是废话,可其实全篇一个字废话都没有,还有趣味性,可惜就是唱歌那段没有音乐,只是文字的没有唱出来,真期待那首歌是怎么唱的。” Has that?” “有那么好吗?” You looked knew, that story has sent for one hour, now had several thousand tickets, many one week ago has sent many of article.” “你看就知道了,那故事才发了一个多小时,现在已经有几千票了,比好多一个星期前就发了征文的都多。” Is so ruthless? Which Teacher writes?” “这么狠?哪个老师写的?” That does not know that has not paid attention.” “那就不知道了,没注意。” Said that having no interest listener intends, Zhang Ye looked at the back that they were walking away to stare staring, busy gripped the one's own room, accessed the net to examine the rank rapidly! 说者无心听者有意,张烨望着俩人走远的背影愣了愣,忙一头扎回了自己房间,迅速上网查看排名! Ninth! 第九! «Little Bunnies Be Good» number of votes: 7861 tickets! 小兔子乖乖》票数:7861票! The following story commentary and netizen leave a message exceptionally are also irritable! 下面的故事评论和网友留言也异常火爆! A building: Which Master waistcoat is this? The story was good! 一楼:这是哪个大师的马甲啊?故事太牛了! Two buildings: Zhang Ye? Has not listened, Master, do not install, you definitely are some fairy tale writer, please reveal the true body, you could not deceive me! 二楼:张烨?从来没听过啊,大师,您别装了,您肯定是某个童话故事作家,请露出真身吧,你骗不了我! Three buildings: Good deep foundation of basic skills! 三楼:好深的功底! 75 buildings: Quick 8000 tickets, this how long? 75楼:快8000票了,这才多久啊? 80 buildings: Who is Zhang Ye? Was this brushes the ticket? 80楼:张烨是谁?这是刷票了吧? 81 buildings: Also asked that is who? Didn't the following authentication write? 81楼:还问是谁?后面认证不是写了吗? 82 buildings: Does not authenticate credibly, does write the person of ghost accident to write the fairy tale? Also writes such well? 82楼:认证不可信啊,一个写鬼事故的人来写童话?还写得这么好? 90 buildings: I looked at a kindergarten Teacher angle that this story absolutely may be called perfect! I have recommended to working together, and issued the parents on weibo, everybody helped «Little Bunnies Be Good» votes, helped publicity, this was first in my heart! 90楼:我以一个幼儿园老师的角度看,这篇故事绝对堪称完美!我已经推荐给同事了,并在微博上发给学生家长了,大家帮忙将《小兔子乖乖》投票上去吧,帮忙宣传吧,这才是我心中的第一名! 99 buildings: I told this story to my child, the child especially likes, moreover really has perceived, after shouting, does not give the timber wolf to open the door! Too thanked Teacher Zhang Ye, after original this month had these many matters, we were still worried that has instilled into to stress why he could not understand to the child cannot open the door to the stranger, but listened to this story, did not need us to speak, child one's own understood. Before said, I have not believed that fairy tale or so-called children's Literature, thought that this is what thing, the child can understand what? Looks at a cheerfulness at most, but I knew today, is not children's Literature unreasonable, but was Domestic is too deficient this good story! I mobilized other guardians to vote, must support! 99楼:我给我孩子讲了这个故事,孩子特别喜欢,而且也真的听进去了,嚷嚷着以后都不给大灰狼开门!太感谢张烨老师了,本来这个月出了这么多次事情后我们夫妻俩还在担心,一直灌输强调给孩子他也听不懂为什么不能给陌生人开门,但听了这个故事,不用我们多说话,孩子自己就听懂了。以前说真的,我还不太相信童话故事或者所谓的儿童文学,心想这算什么东西,小孩子能懂什么?顶多看一个乐呵,但今天我知道了,不是儿童文学不靠谱,而是国内太缺乏这种好故事了!我已经发动其他家长们投票,必须支持到底! 130 buildings: Must such exaggerate! How these many tickets? Ha Ha, but in also has my one, the story cannot dispute, approves certainly! 130楼:要不要这么夸张啊!怎么这么多票?哈哈,不过里面也有我一张,故事没的说,绝赞! Zhang Ye is saw that the number of votes whiz whiz rises dramatically, he has also been shocked, is thinking the article has been hopeless, compared with others garner votes for one week, has not thought that everybody such approves unexpectedly! 张烨是眼看着票数嗖嗖飙升,他也惊呆了,本想着征文没戏了,比不过人家拉票一周的了,没想到大家居然这么认可! 10 : 30, the number of votes puts in order 10,000! 十点半,票数整好10000! 11 o'clock, the number of votes broke through 20,000! 11点钟,票数已经突破20000了! When 11 : 30, «Little Bunnies Be Good» crawled unexpectedly the second position, only compared with first small bothered the Teacher story to miss several hundred tickets red! 当11点半的时候,《小兔子乖乖》居然爬到了第二名的位置,只比第一名的小红蘑菇老师的故事差了几百票! Uploads for four hours! Number of votes 29,000 tickets! 上传四个小时!票数29000票! This is almost a miracle! Many people looked silly! 这几乎已经是个奇迹了!好多人都看傻了! So-called person red right and wrong are many, spear|gun hit the person who takes the lead, a Zhang Ye good bystander actually overtook in the line the top Master story, the posture that but also is going to kill by this type certainly flushed, naturally some people were unable to continue watching, these small bothered Teacher fans to besiege red immediately! 所谓人红是非多,枪打出头鸟,张烨一个行外人却追上了行内顶尖大师的故事,还以这种将要绝杀的姿势冲了上来,自然有人看不下去了,那些小红蘑菇老师粉丝们顿时围攻了过来! The commentary of «Little Bunnies Be Good» has exploded the pot! 小兔子乖乖》的评论炸了锅! Brushes the ticket absolutely!” “绝对是刷票!” Also had the conscience? Such brushes?” “还有没有良心了?这么刷?” How possibly also to want the ticket more than Tao Xueru Teacher!” “怎么可能比陶雪茹老师还要票多啊!” Summons! Slightly red bothered Teacher fans everybody to pay attention! No matter the opposite party brushes the ticket, we must help to bother Teacher top slightly red, each ip limit votes, but I teach everybody simple means that breaks the net, then connects, generally network automatic cut over ip, will not be good again cleans up cookies, then can continue to vote, on everybody!” “号召!小红蘑菇老师粉丝们大家都注意了!不管对方是不是刷票,咱们都得帮小红蘑菇老师顶起来,每个ip限制投一票,但我教大家一个简单的办法,就是断网,然后再连接,一般网络都会自动切换ip,不行就再清理一下cookies,然后就可以继续投票了,大家上啊!” Right! Helps!” “对!都来帮忙!” Cannot make small bother Teacher to be pressed red!” “不能让小红蘑菇老师被压下去!” This first we settled on! No matter who is also useless!” “这个第一咱们拿定了!不管是谁也没用!” Ha Ha, did we a little bully the person? His new person, has not seen such big fans battle formation, is scared him again!” “哈哈,咱们是不是有点欺负人了啊?他一个新人,也没见过这么大的粉丝阵势啊,再把他吓着!” Must scare to death him!” “就是要吓死他!” Right, making him know that who is in the line the Boss!” “没错,让他知道知道谁才是行内老大!” „, Slightly red bothered Teacher round of Weibo, making everybody give her to vote!” “啊,小红蘑菇老师微薄了,让大家给她投票!” Support bothers Teacher, does a amateur person dare to be so rampant? We told him the flower like this to be why red! However everybody starts to be forgiving, should not be scared the new person!” “支持蘑菇老师,一个外行人敢这么嚣张?咱们就告诉告诉他花儿为什么这样红!不过大家下手留情一点,别吓着新人!” Small red mushroom summons, his huge fans groups started to build up immediately, started also to miss several hundred tickets, may in an instant ten minutes of time on the move back the Zhang Ye more than 5000 tickets! 小红蘑菇一号召,他庞大的粉丝团们顿时开始集结了,开始还差了几百票,可转眼十分钟时间就拉远了张烨5000多票! Her fans also go to the Zhang Ye story commentary area to ridicule. 她的粉丝们还去张烨故事评论区嘲笑。 „Did, get down?” “哦哈,下去了吧?” Makes you pursue, underestimates us to bother the fans group?” “让你追啊,小看我们蘑菇粉丝团是吧?” Under everybody handles gently, measured with the eye Zhang Ye this new person to be scared, Ha Ha!” “大家下手轻点,目测张烨这个新人已经吓呆了,哈哈!” Many people of spectator were unable to continue watching, what person this bothers fans group, is so insolent? Others «Little Bunnies Be Good» itself is very good, you said that others brush the ticket? Then did one's own one group of people brush the ticket to brush? Also steps on shouts others! Ridiculed that others do not have fans is a new person! This makes the person look that is very uncomfortable, new person? Didn't others have fans? Who stipulated that the new person can't write the story? spectator many guardians and kindergarten Teacher want to help Zhang Ye, but Strength is limited, only added more than 1000 tickets to him. 好多人旁观者都看不下去了,这蘑菇粉丝团都什么人啊,这么张狂?人家《小兔子乖乖》本身就很好,你们非说人家是刷票?然后自己一帮人又刷票刷起来了?还来踩呼人家!嘲笑人家没有粉丝是新人!这让人看着很不舒服的,新人怎么了?人家没有粉丝怎么了?谁规定新人就不能写好故事了?旁观的好多家长和幼儿园老师都想帮张烨一把,可力量有限,只给他加了1000多票。 Ten minutes of voting closes! 还有十分钟投票关闭! Ten minutes on zero point! 还有十分钟就零点了! At this moment, all people know that Zhang Ye did not have the means first, by the Domestic observance of senority dived - gauge - gave to press, Zhang Ye also thought so! 这一刻,所有人都知道张烨是没办法得第一了,生生被国内论资排辈的潜-规-则给压了下去,张烨也是这么觉得的! As long as the matter always has the accident! 但凡事总有意外! The miracle that no one has thought of erupted! 一个谁也没想到的奇迹爆发了! ...... …… On weibo, a post appears! 微博上,一个帖子横空出世! Zhang Ye fans called out on the 1 st howlingly: Brothers who has not slept? Comes out quickly! Urgent urgent! Teacher Zhang Ye in «Do not give Stranger at the solicitation activities of Opening the door» publishes the fairy tale! Also made the new work! Must attain first! May actually by the fans group of small red mushroom stepping on! They also scolded Teacher Zhang Ye is a new person, not having fans not to have the influence, the words of ridicule to brush full Ping, I gave you screenshot!” 张烨粉丝1号嚎叫道:“还有没睡觉的兄弟们吗?快出来!紧急紧急!张烨老师在《不要给陌生人开门》的征文活动上发表童话故事了!又出了新作品!本来都要拿到了第一!可却被小红蘑菇的粉丝团给踩下去了!他们还骂张烨老师是个新人,没有粉丝没有势力,嘲笑的话语刷了满屏,我给你们截图!” He sends immediately the screenshot, is some bothers the satire and ridicule of fans group, some quality low fans also with no reason at all scolded the Zhang Ye bad language! 他立即将截图发上去,都是些蘑菇粉丝团的讽刺和嘲笑,有些素质低的粉丝还无缘无故地骂了张烨脏话! Shit!” 我靠!” Angry revolutions!” “怒转!” Had an accident?” “又出事了?” Dares to scold Teacher Zhang Ye? Ha Ha! Measures with the eye them to want the tragedy!” “敢骂张烨老师?哈哈!目测他们要悲剧啊!” Their courage were too big, was too big, scolded the consequence of opening god them not to know obviously, worried for their IQ really!” “他们胆子太大了,真的太大了,骂张大神的后果他们显然不知道啊,真为他们的智商着急!” I can only admire their guts!” “我只能佩服他们的胆量了!” Yes, so long as knows that battle of words gate that matter, who also dares to abuse each other with Teacher Zhang Ye blatantly, this is the rhythm that makes purely!” “是啊,只要知道骂战门那件事的,谁还敢公然跟张烨老师对骂啊,这是纯作死的节奏啊!” Participates or observes battle of words gate troll army of that day to retransmit weibo in abundance! 参加或观战过那天骂战门的水军们纷纷转发微博 Zhang Ye fans the anger exclaimed on the 1 st: „Can you endure? I cannot! paralysis! Who told them Teacher Zhang Ye not to have the fans group? Who told them Teacher Zhang Ye is a new person? Blind their dog eyes! Also did not inquire that we publicize the god are the what kind elegant demeanors! Comrades! Needs our times to! We cannot Teacher Zhang to fight! Participated in the battle of words gate brothers to gather! Once gathered with the brothers who Teacher Zhang Ye fought side-by-side! All gives Teacher Zhang Ye to vote! Let that gang bother the people of fans group to look at our troll army battle efficiency! Who has a look is makes whom know that his mother flower like this is why red!” Below one group of people! 张烨粉丝1号怒吼道:“你们能忍吗?我是不能!麻痹!谁告诉他们张烨老师没有粉丝团的?谁告诉他们张烨老师是新人的?瞎了他们的狗眼!也不打听打听我们张大神是何等的风采!同志们!需要我们的时候到了!咱们不能让张老师一个人战斗!参加过骂战门的弟兄们都集合了!曾经跟张烨老师并肩作战的兄弟们都集合了!全去给张烨老师投票!让那帮蘑菇粉丝团的人看一看咱们水军们的战斗力!看看到底是谁让谁知道他妈花儿为什么这样红!”下面了一帮人! ...... …… Almost was the same time, the «Little Bunnies Be Good» commentary area presented blotting out the sky troll army! 几乎是同一时间,《小兔子乖乖》的评论区就出现了铺天盖地的水军 I came!” “我来了!” Response summoned that the ticket has thrown!” “响应号召,票已投!” I had bought a watch last year! Withers bothers the fans group!” “我去年买了个表!干死蘑菇粉丝团!” I do not look at the fairy tale, but supports the opening god unconditionally!” “我不看童话故事,但无条件支持张大神!” With on!” “同上!” With on + 110!” “同上+110!” With on + 119!” “同上+119!” Teacher Zhang Ye, we came!” 张烨老师,我们来了!” One place is in difficulty help came from all sides!” “一方有难八方支援!” With Teacher Zhang Ye, has the meat to eat the little girl bubble!” “跟着张烨老师,有肉吃有妞泡!” Today's Teacher Zhang was too refined, unexpectedly has not fought them, we come!” “今天的张老师太斯文了,居然没战他们,那我们来!” Who said that Teacher Zhang Ye doesn't have the fans group? Our troll army forever is the Teacher Zhang Ye strongest backing! Teacher Zhang finger of which we where!” “谁说张烨老师粉丝团的?我们水军永远是张烨老师最坚强的后盾!张老师指哪儿我们打哪儿!” Brothers fight!” “兄弟们战吧!” Bothers the fans group to be nothing! Are more than person? Whom we have feared!” “蘑菇粉丝团算个屁啊!比人多?咱们怕过谁啊!” Can fight side-by-side with the Zhang Ye big god together! I feel burning with passion! My broadsword already **** was hard to take! The brothers kill!” “又能跟张烨大神一起并肩作战!我感到热血沸腾!我的大刀早已****难耐了!兄弟们杀上去!” Zhang Ye fans hit the chicken blood general to call! 张烨粉丝们打了鸡血一般嗷嗷叫! 1000 tickets! 1000票! 5000 tickets! 5000票! 10,000 tickets! 10000票! Trivial ten minutes! 区区十分钟! Said accurately is trivial nine -and-a-half points of! 准确的说是区区九分半钟! «Little Bunnies Be Good» becomes article first unexpectedly! More than 45,000 tickets! Has gone far beyond the second small red mushroom about 10,000 tickets! 小兔子乖乖》竟一跃成为了征文第一名!45000多票!远远超过了第二名的小红蘑菇近10000票! At this miracle instant, all person complete silence, stunned dumbfounded! 在这奇迹的刹那,所有人鸦雀无声,都错愕地呆住了! Bothers that more than 1000 people of fans group to draw in one's breath, cannot believe the eye of one's own simply! What situation? Had an accident? Your Uncle! Where these people jump! 蘑菇粉丝团的那1000多人倒抽一口气,简直不敢相信自己的眼睛!什么情况?出什么事了?你大爷啊!这些人是哪里蹦出来的啊! The neutral crowd that surrounds right now was also overjoyed, they know that originally was bothered the fans groups to scold Teacher Zhang Ye of half-day new person, radically is not the new person, others have the fans group, moreover bothering the people of fans group were more than dozens times! 围观的中立人群这下子也乐不可支了起来,他们才知道,原来被蘑菇粉丝团们骂了半天新人的张烨老师,根本就不是新人,人家也是有粉丝团的,而且比蘑菇粉丝团的人多了几十倍! This face hit too ruthlessly! 这个脸打得太狠了! Bothers the fans group not to speak, slightly red bothers Teacher not to say a word again! 蘑菇粉丝团不吭声了,小红蘑菇老师也没有再发一言! Because in their brain as if by prior agreement jumps out a huge question mark your younger sister at this moment! Who this is Zhang Ye? How to have such big rallying point!( 因为他们此时此刻脑子里都不约而同地跳出一个巨大的问号你妹!这个张烨是谁啊?怎么会有这么大的号召力啊!( …… ……
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