The battle of wordscontinues.
骂战持续。TianBinhas managedseveralyears of Weiboafter all, fansare quite many, the loyaltyis also high, hetakes the lead, immediatelyscoldsZhang Yeherepersonto retreat in defeat again and again!
田彬毕竟是经营了好几年的微薄,粉丝比较多,忠诚度也高,他一带头,立刻骂得张烨这边的人节节败退!„Scolded?”
“骂不过了吧?”„Scoldedrubbish!”
“骂不过就别废话了!”„Alsofor the Zhang Yespeech? Youget lostto go hometogetherwithhim!”
“还替张烨说话?你们跟他一起滚回家去吧!”Scolded the soundto blot out the sky, Zhang Yefansa littledid not have the strength of resisting!
骂声铺天盖地,张烨的粉丝们有点没有招架之力了!SomeRadio Stationthat sidepeopletelephonedtoZhang Ye, definitelyalsosomepeopleofficially informedtoTianBin, butTianBinnot onlyhas not deletedweibo, and is still agitatingto anxious to stir up trouble, Zhang Yemovedbeing furiousfinally!电台那边有人给张烨打了电话,肯定也有人给田彬知会了,可田彬不但没删微博,且还在煽风点火唯恐天下不乱,张烨终于动了震怒!Cursing at people?
骂人是吧?Come! Oneisone!
来吧!有一个算一个!TodayImakeyouhave a look atmybattle efficiency!
今天我就让你们看看我的战斗力!Zhang Yeactually the vocabularyinthisaspectisverydeficient, buthedid not fear, becauseheis not a personis fighting! Thereforeimmediatelybroughtonsomehim the networkcatch word of world, curses back saying: „Yes, Ivillains hold sway, butsomepeopledo not calculate the person, what alsopullswithme? Iwantto know that whoseWeibothisis, but also did vipauthenticate? Youare notvip, evenis notv, Ithinkyouam onlyp. Yourcomplexfive sensescould not concealyoursimpleIQ, sawyou, Ionlyfelt that superiority feeling on a IQarose spontaneously. The friends, do not scoldthem, never with****fights, won? Yourratio****also****, lost? Youranimalwas inferior, tie? Youwith****hasanythingto distinguish! Moreoverwecannot fight****, with****cannot speak the truth, becausetheywill drawyourIQtowiththeirsamelevel line, thendefeatsyouwith the richexperience!”张烨其实在这方面的词汇量还是很贫乏的,可他不怕,因为他不是一个人在战斗!于是立即拿来了一些他上个世界的网络流行语,回骂道:“是的,我是小人得志,但有些人连人都不算,还跟我扯什么?我想知道这是谁的微薄,还vip认证了?你不是vip,甚至不是v,我看你只是个p。你复杂的五官掩饰不了你朴素的智商,看到你们,我只感觉一种智商上的优越感油然而生。朋友们,都不要骂他们了,永远不要和****作斗争,赢了?你比****还****,输了?你禽兽不如,平手?你跟****有什么区别!而且咱们也斗不过****,也和****讲不了道理,因为他们会把你的智商拉到跟他们同一个水平线上,然后用丰富的经验打败你!”Thisworldhas the catch word of thisworld, for example„your familyentrance is dryondra”, becausehad a literary referencesix months ago, had a matter, the nationhad the entrances of 78mental hospitalsto unifyto plant the dryondra, thatmatteralsodisseminatedhot, plants the dryondravery muchfinallyin disguised formbecame the cursing at peopleneurosistactfulterminology. Similarly, Zhang Yealsohastheirtherecatch words, thesecatch wordsare the person of thisworldhave not listened, is actually the collective wisdom of Zhang Yethat sidepeoplecrystallizes, can the intelligentcollections of these manypeopleinZhang Yeone, helose?
这个世界有这个世界的流行语,比如“你家门口全是梧桐树”,因为半年前有个典故,出了档子事,全国有78家精神病院的门口都统一种植了梧桐树,那件事也传播得很火,最后种梧桐树变相成为了骂人精神病的委婉用语。同样,张烨也有他们那里的流行语,这些流行语都是这个世界的人从来没有听过的,却是张烨那边的群众的集体智慧结晶,这么多群众的智慧集于张烨一身,他能输?Thisrepliesoneround, underpostexplodedimmediately!
这回复一发,底下的帖子马上爆了!„Shit!”
“我靠!”„Teacher Zhangcounter-attack!”
“张老师回击啦!”„Hahahaha! Looksquickly!”
“啊哈哈哈哈!快看啊!”„Was too happy! Tooflamboyant!”
“太欢乐了!太牛逼了!”„The Teacher Zhang YetalentItaketoday!”
“张烨老师的才华我今天是服了!”„Novelclassics, the verseclassics, Hee Hee, curses at peoplecontinuallysois classical, Ifell in love withTeacher Zhang Yeprobably, was too aggressive!”
“小说经典,诗句经典,嘻嘻,连骂人都这么经典啊,哇,我好像爱上张烨老师了,太霸气啦!”„Nevermustwith****compares? Ha Ha!”
“永远不要和****比?哈哈!”„Defeatsyouwith the richexperience? Godsentence! Absolutelyisgodsentence!”
“用丰富的经验打败你?神句啊!绝对是神句啊!”TianBinhas replied, in the writingalmostcanfeel the expression that hebecomes angry out of shame, „youdo curse at people? Did you have a training? Do youknowyourstatus?”
田彬回复了,文字上几乎能感觉到他恼羞成怒的表情,“你骂人?你还有没有一点修养了?你知不知道你的身份啊?”„SupportsTeacher Tian!”
“支持田老师!”„BroadcastHost of thisqualityshoulddismiss!”
“这种素质的播音主持就应该开除!”„Anyperson! Does Radio StationincurthishorizontalbroadcastHost?”
“什么人啊!电台就招这种水平的播音主持?”Zhang Yemeets head-on, TianBinfansalsohelpedTianBinmake warwithZhang Ye!张烨一迎战,田彬的粉丝们也帮着田彬跟张烨开战了!Zhang Yegentle[say / way]: „Ido not curse at people, Ielaborated a truthandfact, howteacheseverybodywithyourthispersoncommunications, Teacher TianIto contact, actuallyIsaw when Teacher Tianfirstin the brainreappeared a character, was‚well’character!”张烨平和道:“我不是骂人,我只是阐述了一个道理和事实,教大家怎么和你们这种人沟通,田老师我接触过,其实我看到田老师的第一眼时脑子里就浮现出了一个字,是‘井’字!”Somepeopleasked: „Well? Water well?”
有人问:“井?水井?”„Shortsighted person?”Somepeopleguessed.
“井底之蛙吗?”有人猜测。Zhang Yehas dispelled doubttothem, „wellin any caseistwo!”
还是张烨给他们解惑了,“井横竖都是二!”Below a piecesmiledto spurt the expressionbrushes the screenimmediately, „Hahaha!”
下面顿时一片笑喷了的表情刷屏了,“哈哈哈!”Zhang Yekeepsslightly, „Teacher Tian, myissue, why have yougiven uptreating? Why? Chinathese manyweaponsyoustudy, do not study the sword. Under onswordstudyyoudid not study the sword, iron swordstudyyoudo not study the silversword, Congratulationsyoufinallyachieve a person of swordto unitetoday, are named the swordperson!”张烨丝毫不停,“田老师啊,我一直有一个问题,你为什么放弃治疗啊?为什么?中国这么多兵器你不学,偏学剑。上剑不学你学下剑,铁剑不学你学银剑,恭喜你今天终于达到了人剑合一,俗称剑人!”TianBin: „...... ¥#%¥##!!”
田彬:“……¥#%¥##!!”„YourGrandma!”
“你姥姥!”„Zhang Yeyourtoo bad!”
“张烨你太损了!”„Yourdryondra!”
“你个梧桐树!”„Stupidpig! ****!”
“蠢猪!****!”TianBinfansalsoair/Qicalled!
田彬的粉丝也一个个气得嗷嗷叫!ButZhang Yefanslistenedsilly, timeforgot the replyto back up, considers is only looking.
而张烨的粉丝则都听傻了,一时间都忘了回复帮腔,只顾着看。Zhang Yehas not stopped, a few wordsmeeta few words, „youstupidpig! Yourfamilyis stupid the pig! Teacher Tian, youdo not needto feel inferioractually, even ifyoumade a mistakeare ledto cancelprogram, Istillthought that youare an upper dog, because ofas a typical case of failure, you was too successful!”张烨还没有停下,一句话接一句话,“你才蠢猪!你全家都蠢猪!田老师,其实你也不用自卑,就算你犯了错误被领导取消了节目,我依然觉得你是一个成功者,因为作为一个失败的典型案例,你实在太成功了!”People: „......”
众人:“……”Zhang Yecontinuesto scold: „Hasis good, God that special a famous sayingsaidsaid that musthave the light, thereforethere is a light, Godsaid that musthave the water, thereforethere is a water, Godsaid that musthave****, thereforeyouwere born.”Under, „actuallysaid over and over againto summarize, Ionlywantto deliveryoua few words, Ihad bought a watchlast year!”张烨继续骂道:“有句名言说的特别好,上帝说要有光,所以有了光,上帝说要有水,所以有了水,上帝说要有****,于是你出生了。”顿了下,“其实说来说去总结一下,我只想送你一句话,我去年买了个表!”Has the netrules of friendship: „? Buys the watch? Whatmeaning?”
有网友道:“啊?买表?什么意思?”AnotherTian'srefinedfansrebutted with sarcasm: „Wordswill not say, but alsoHost? Is this sentence? The table is also discussed the block, but alsobought a watch?”
另个田彬的粉丝反唇相讥道:“话都不会说,还主持人呐?这是个句子吗?表也是论块的啊,还买个表?”Zhang Yesaid: „Youhit the firstletters of thesecharacters!”张烨说道:“你们把这几个字的首字母打出来!”„Had Ibought a watchlast year? wqnmlgb? Did Igo toyourmother the next door? Hahahahaha!” The netizenssmiledto spurt, doubled with laughter!
“我去年买了个表?wqnmlgb?我去你妈了隔壁?哈哈哈哈哈!”网友们笑喷了,前仰后合!Zhang YescoldedTianBinonehour, not havingcursing at peoplewordsto be redundant, moreovermoresaidcertainly!张烨足足骂了田彬一个多小时,没有一句骂人的话是重复的,而且越说越绝!TianBinnu: „Is longthatugly! Youdo not look in a mirror!”
田彬怒道:“长得那么难看!你也不照照镜子去!”Zhang Yetypesto saywith a smile: „Yes, Iamunattractive, butIminimumpleasing to the eyes, you? Yourthatpicturehangson the wallexorcises evil spirits! Hangsevadeson the bed-is pregnant!”张烨笑着打字道:“是,我是不好看,但我长得起码顺眼啊,你呢?你那照片挂在墙上辟邪!挂在床上避-孕!”Seesthis, TianBinnearlyspits blood, the fine hairexploded with rage! Surnamed Zhang! Iam unable to co-existwithyou!
见到这句,田彬险些吐血,汗毛都气炸了!姓张的!我跟你势不两立!„Putson the wallto exorcise evil spirits? Putson the bedto evade-is pregnant?”
“放墙上辟邪?放床上避-孕?”„Tittered! Hahahaha! Damages! DamagedGrandma!”
“噗嗤!啊哈哈哈哈!损啊!损到姥姥家了!”„Loves! Originallycurses at people can also suchscold! Teacher Zhang YetooUndefeatable!”
“喜闻乐见!原来骂人还可以这么骂啊!张烨老师太无敌了!”Thissayingreallyscolds the classics in sentence, such remarks, inseveralsecondspushedunexpectedly more than 100replies and commentaries, the crowdslookcannot sit still!
这话实在是骂句中的经典,此言一出,十几秒钟内居然挤进来了100多个回复和评论,围观群众都看得坐不住了!Had the leadership of Zhang Ye, histhesewere pressed a moment ago alsoscoldopposite partyfansto stand up from failureall of a sudden, the imposing mannersurges upward! Startsto giveZhang Yeto wave the flag and shout!
有了张烨的带领,他那些刚才还被压得骂不过对方的粉丝们一下子翻身了,气势高涨!开始给张烨摇旗呐喊!TianBinis still cursing back, actuallyat is notZhang Yeopponent, from the beginningalsosomeTianBinfanshelp the idolscoldZhang Yetogether, butZhang Yebattle efficiency too ****, has not neededhisfansto help, the Zhang Yeverbal battleoutstanding heroes, obstinately a personscoldinghas burnt outseveral hundredpeople, thenTianBinfansalmostnobodyspoke, thesejoin in the fun the fellows who curses at peopleto ventspeciallyto look, was scolded the intestinesto be bluebyZhang Ye, after counter-attackingseveral, knows that theycompletelywere notZhang Yeopponent, went into hidingin abundance, lost face. RemainingTianBinpeopleangrilyare only counter-attacking!
田彬还在回骂,却根本不是张烨的对手,一开始也有很多田彬的粉丝帮着偶像一起骂张烨,但张烨的战斗力实在太****了,都不用他的粉丝们帮忙,张烨舌战群雄,愣是一个人把几百人给骂熄火了,然后田彬的粉丝几乎没有人吭声了,那些凑热闹专门骂人发泄的家伙们一看,也是被张烨骂得肠子都青了,反击几句后就知道他们完全不是张烨的对手了,纷纷销声匿迹,不去丢人了。只剩下田彬一个人在愤怒地回击!By an enemyhundred!
以一敌百!Scoldedto refuse to accept!
骂走了一个又一个不服的!
The final outputis...... Zhang Yeends the victory!
最后结果是……张烨完胜!
The people that onallweibosurroundswere shocked!
所有微博上围观的群众都惊呆了!Whatbattle efficiency is his mother? Curses at people ableto scoldHeaven-shaking, Earth-shatteringsuch, they are really firstseeing! WaitswhenTianBinwas also scoldeddoes not utter a word, the crowdsthentasted, was in abundance excitedandshiverimmediately the powderZhang YeWeibo, the fansnumberall of a suddenrose31,000, Reputation value in Zhang YeGame Ring, fromsurplusseveral thousandturned into54,000!
这他妈是什么战斗力啊?骂人能骂得这么惊天动地,他们真是第一次见!等当田彬也被骂得一声不吭的时候,围观群众这才回过味来,纷纷激动而颤抖地立即粉了张烨的微薄,粉丝数一下子涨到了31000,连带张烨游戏戒指里的声望值,也从剩余的几千变成了54000!Zhang Yeis speechless!张烨无语!Curses at peoplealso to scold the Reputationpoints? Hey, thissentimentis good!
骂人也能骂出声望点数来?嘿,这感情好啊!Zhang Yeis thinkingone's ownshouldtakecursing at peopleasto live, thisReputationwith is the same, can he who comeswhitescoldin a worldgreatestCelebrity?(张烨想着自己是不是该以骂人为生了,这声望跟白来的一样啊,他能不能骂出一个世界上最伟大的明星来?(
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