IRAS :: Volume #1

#31: Each scolded the cavity is the classics!


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The battle of words continues. 骂战持续。 Tian Bin has managed several years of Weibo after all, fans are quite many, the loyalty is also high, he takes the lead, immediately scolds Zhang Ye here person to retreat in defeat again and again! 田彬毕竟是经营了好几年的微薄,粉丝比较多,忠诚度也高,他一带头,立刻骂得张烨这边的人节节败退! Scolded?” “骂不过了吧?” Scolded rubbish!” “骂不过就别废话了!” Also for the Zhang Ye speech? You get lost to go home together with him!” “还替张烨说话?你们跟他一起滚回家去吧!” Scolded the sound to blot out the sky, Zhang Ye fans a little did not have the strength of resisting! 骂声铺天盖地,张烨粉丝们有点没有招架之力了! Some Radio Station that side people telephoned to Zhang Ye, definitely also some people officially informed to Tian Bin, but Tian Bin not only has not deleted weibo, and is still agitating to anxious to stir up trouble, Zhang Ye moved being furious finally! 电台那边有人给张烨打了电话,肯定也有人给田彬知会了,可田彬不但没删微博,且还在煽风点火唯恐天下不乱,张烨终于动了震怒! Cursing at people? 骂人是吧? Come! One is one! 来吧!有一个算一个! Today I make you have a look at my battle efficiency! 今天我就让你们看看我的战斗力! Zhang Ye actually the vocabulary in this aspect is very deficient, but he did not fear, because he is not a person is fighting! Therefore immediately brought on some him the network catch word of world, curses back saying: Yes, I villains hold sway, but some people do not calculate the person, what also pulls with me? I want to know that whose Weibo this is, but also did vip authenticate? You are not vip, even is not v, I think you am only p. Your complex five senses could not conceal your simple IQ, saw you, I only felt that superiority feeling on a IQ arose spontaneously. The friends, do not scold them, never with **** fights, won? Your ratio **** also ****, lost? Your animal was inferior, tie? You with **** has anything to distinguish! Moreover we cannot fight ****, with **** cannot speak the truth, because they will draw your IQ to with their same level line, then defeats you with the rich experience!” 张烨其实在这方面的词汇量还是很贫乏的,可他不怕,因为他不是一个人在战斗!于是立即拿来了一些他上个世界的网络流行语,回骂道:“是的,我是小人得志,但有些人连人都不算,还跟我扯什么?我想知道这是谁的微薄,还vip认证了?你不是vip,甚至不是v,我看你只是个p。你复杂的五官掩饰不了你朴素的智商,看到你们,我只感觉一种智商上的优越感油然而生。朋友们,都不要骂他们了,永远不要和****作斗争,赢了?你比****还****,输了?你禽兽不如,平手?你跟****有什么区别!而且咱们也斗不过****,也和****讲不了道理,因为他们会把你的智商拉到跟他们同一个水平线上,然后用丰富的经验打败你!” This world has the catch word of this world, for example your family entrance is dryondra, because had a literary reference six months ago, had a matter, the nation had the entrances of 78 mental hospitals to unify to plant the dryondra, that matter also disseminated hot, plants the dryondra very much finally in disguised form became the cursing at people neurosis tactful terminology. Similarly, Zhang Ye also has their there catch words, these catch words are the person of this world have not listened, is actually the collective wisdom of Zhang Ye that side people crystallizes, can the intelligent collections of these many people in Zhang Ye one, he lose? 这个世界有这个世界的流行语,比如“你家门口全是梧桐树”,因为半年前有个典故,出了档子事,全国有78家精神病院的门口都统一种植了梧桐树,那件事也传播得很火,最后种梧桐树变相成为了骂人精神病的委婉用语。同样,张烨也有他们那里的流行语,这些流行语都是这个世界的人从来没有听过的,却是张烨那边的群众的集体智慧结晶,这么多群众的智慧集于张烨一身,他能输? This replies one round, under post exploded immediately! 这回复一发,底下的帖子马上爆了! Shit!” 我靠!” Teacher Zhang counter-attack!” 张老师回击啦!” Hahahaha! Looks quickly!” “啊哈哈哈哈!快看啊!” Was too happy! Too flamboyant!” “太欢乐了!太牛逼了!” „The Teacher Zhang Ye talent I take today!” 张烨老师的才华我今天是服了!” Novel classics, the verse classics, Hee Hee, curses at people continually so is classical, I fell in love with Teacher Zhang Ye probably, was too aggressive!” “小说经典,诗句经典,嘻嘻,连骂人都这么经典啊,哇,我好像爱上张烨老师了,太霸气啦!” Never must with **** compares? Ha Ha!” “永远不要和****比?哈哈!” Defeats you with the rich experience? God sentence! Absolutely is god sentence!” “用丰富的经验打败你?神句啊!绝对是神句啊!” Tian Bin has replied, in the writing almost can feel the expression that he becomes angry out of shame, you do curse at people? Did you have a training? Do you know your status?” 田彬回复了,文字上几乎能感觉到他恼羞成怒的表情,“你骂人?你还有没有一点修养了?你知不知道你的身份啊?” Supports Teacher Tian!” “支持田老师!” Broadcast Host of this quality should dismiss!” “这种素质的播音主持就应该开除!” Any person! Does Radio Station incur this horizontal broadcast Host?” “什么人啊!电台就招这种水平的播音主持?” Zhang Ye meets head-on, Tian Bin fans also helped Tian Bin make war with Zhang Ye! 张烨一迎战,田彬的粉丝们也帮着田彬跟张烨开战了! Zhang Ye gentle [say / way]: I do not curse at people, I elaborated a truth and fact, how teaches everybody with your this person communications, Teacher Tian I to contact, actually I saw when Teacher Tian first in the brain reappeared a character, was well character!” 张烨平和道:“我不是骂人,我只是阐述了一个道理和事实,教大家怎么和你们这种人沟通,田老师我接触过,其实我看到田老师的第一眼时脑子里就浮现出了一个字,是‘井’字!” Some people asked: Well? Water well?” 有人问:“井?水井?” Shortsighted person?” Some people guessed. “井底之蛙吗?”有人猜测。 Zhang Ye has dispelled doubt to them, well in any case is two!” 还是张烨给他们解惑了,“井横竖都是二!” Below a piece smiled to spurt the expression brushes the screen immediately, Hahaha!” 下面顿时一片笑喷了的表情刷屏了,“哈哈哈!” Zhang Ye keeps slightly, Teacher Tian, my issue, why have you given up treating? Why? China these many weapons you study, do not study the sword. Under on sword study you did not study the sword, iron sword study you do not study the silver sword, Congratulations you finally achieve a person of sword to unite today, are named the sword person!” 张烨丝毫不停,“田老师啊,我一直有一个问题,你为什么放弃治疗啊?为什么?中国这么多兵器你不学,偏学剑。上剑不学你学下剑,铁剑不学你学银剑,恭喜你今天终于达到了人剑合一,俗称剑人!” Tian Bin: „...... ¥#%¥##!!” 田彬:“……¥#%¥##!!” Your Grandma!” “你姥姥!” Zhang Ye your too bad!” 张烨太损了!” Your dryondra!” “你个梧桐树!” Stupid pig! ****!” “蠢猪!****!” Tian Bin fans also air/Qi called! 田彬的粉丝也一个个气得嗷嗷叫! But Zhang Ye fans listened silly, time forgot the reply to back up, considers is only looking. 张烨粉丝则都听傻了,一时间都忘了回复帮腔,只顾着看。 Zhang Ye has not stopped, a few words meet a few words, you stupid pig! Your family is stupid the pig! Teacher Tian, you do not need to feel inferior actually, even if you made a mistake are led to cancel program, I still thought that you are an upper dog, because of as a typical case of failure, you was too successful!” 张烨还没有停下,一句话接一句话,“你才蠢猪!你全家都蠢猪!田老师,其实你也不用自卑,就算你犯了错误被领导取消了节目,我依然觉得你是一个成功者,因为作为一个失败的典型案例,你实在太成功了!” People: „......” 众人:“……” Zhang Ye continues to scold: Has is good, God that special a famous saying said said that must have the light, therefore there is a light, God said that must have the water, therefore there is a water, God said that must have ****, therefore you were born.” Under, actually said over and over again to summarize, I only want to deliver you a few words, I had bought a watch last year!” 张烨继续骂道:“有句名言说的特别好,上帝说要有光,所以有了光,上帝说要有水,所以有了水,上帝说要有****,于是你出生了。”顿了下,“其实说来说去总结一下,我只想送你一句话,我去年买了个表!” Has the net rules of friendship: „? Buys the watch? What meaning?” 有网友道:“啊?买表?什么意思?” Another Tian's refined fans rebutted with sarcasm: Words will not say, but also Host? Is this sentence? The table is also discussed the block, but also bought a watch?” 另个田彬的粉丝反唇相讥道:“话都不会说,还主持人呐?这是个句子吗?表也是论块的啊,还买个表?” Zhang Ye said: You hit the first letters of these characters!” 张烨说道:“你们把这几个字的首字母打出来!” „Had I bought a watch last year? wqnmlgb? Did I go to your mother the next door? Hahahahaha!” The netizens smiled to spurt, doubled with laughter! “我去年买了个表?wqnmlgb?我去你妈了隔壁?哈哈哈哈哈!”网友们笑喷了,前仰后合! Zhang Ye scolded Tian Bin one hour, not having cursing at people words to be redundant, moreover more said certainly! 张烨足足骂了田彬一个多小时,没有一句骂人的话是重复的,而且越说越绝! Tian Binnu: Is long that ugly! You do not look in a mirror!” 田彬怒道:“长得那么难看!你也不照照镜子去!” Zhang Ye types to say with a smile: Yes, I am unattractive, but I minimum pleasing to the eyes, you? Your that picture hangs on the wall exorcises evil spirits! Hangs evades on the bed - is pregnant!” 张烨笑着打字道:“是,我是不好看,但我长得起码顺眼啊,你呢?你那照片挂在墙上辟邪!挂在床上避-孕!” Sees this, Tian Bin nearly spits blood, the fine hair exploded with rage! Surnamed Zhang! I am unable to co-exist with you! 见到这句,田彬险些吐血,汗毛都气炸了!姓张的!我跟你势不两立! Puts on the wall to exorcise evil spirits? Puts on the bed to evade - is pregnant?” “放墙上辟邪?放床上避-孕?” Tittered! Hahahaha! Damages! Damaged Grandma!” “噗嗤!啊哈哈哈哈!损啊!损到姥姥家了!” Loves! Originally curses at people can also such scold! Teacher Zhang Ye too Undefeatable!” “喜闻乐见!原来骂人还可以这么骂啊!张烨老师无敌了!” This saying really scolds the classics in sentence, such remarks, in several seconds pushed unexpectedly more than 100 replies and commentaries, the crowds look cannot sit still! 这话实在是骂句中的经典,此言一出,十几秒钟内居然挤进来了100多个回复和评论,围观群众都看得坐不住了! Had the leadership of Zhang Ye, his these were pressed a moment ago also scold opposite party fans to stand up from failure all of a sudden, the imposing manner surges upward! Starts to give Zhang Ye to wave the flag and shout! 有了张烨的带领,他那些刚才还被压得骂不过对方的粉丝们一下子翻身了,气势高涨!开始给张烨摇旗呐喊! Tian Bin is still cursing back, actually at is not Zhang Ye opponent, from the beginning also some Tian Bin fans help the idol scold Zhang Ye together, but Zhang Ye battle efficiency too ****, has not needed his fans to help, the Zhang Ye verbal battle outstanding heroes, obstinately a person scolding has burnt out several hundred people, then Tian Bin fans almost nobody spoke, these join in the fun the fellows who curses at people to vent specially to look, was scolded the intestines to be blue by Zhang Ye, after counter-attacking several, knows that they completely were not Zhang Ye opponent, went into hiding in abundance, lost face. Remaining Tian Bin people angrily are only counter-attacking! 田彬还在回骂,却根本不是张烨对手,一开始也有很多田彬的粉丝帮着偶像一起骂张烨,但张烨的战斗力实在太****了,都不用他的粉丝们帮忙,张烨舌战群雄,愣是一个人把几百人给骂熄火了,然后田彬的粉丝几乎没有人吭声了,那些凑热闹专门骂人发泄的家伙们一看,也是被张烨骂得肠子都青了,反击几句后就知道他们完全不是张烨对手了,纷纷销声匿迹,不去丢人了。只剩下田彬一个人在愤怒地回击! By an enemy hundred! 以一敌百! Scolded to refuse to accept! 骂走了一个又一个不服的! The final output is...... Zhang Ye ends the victory! 最后结果是……张烨完胜! The people that on all weibo surrounds were shocked! 所有微博上围观的群众都惊呆了! What battle efficiency is his mother? Curses at people able to scold Heaven-shaking, Earth-shattering such, they are really first seeing! Waits when Tian Bin was also scolded does not utter a word, the crowds then tasted, was in abundance excited and shiver immediately the powder Zhang Ye Weibo, the fans number all of a sudden rose 31,000, Reputation value in Zhang Ye Game Ring, from surplus several thousand turned into 54,000! 这他妈是什么战斗力啊?骂人能骂得这么惊天动地,他们真是第一次见!等当田彬也被骂得一声不吭的时候,围观群众这才回过味来,纷纷激动而颤抖地立即粉了张烨微薄,粉丝数一下子涨到了31000,连带张烨游戏戒指里的声望值,也从剩余的几千变成了54000! Zhang Ye is speechless! 张烨无语! Curses at people also to scold the Reputation points? Hey, this sentiment is good! 骂人也能骂出声望点数来?嘿,这感情好啊! Zhang Ye is thinking one's own should take cursing at people as to live, this Reputation with is the same, can he who comes white scold in a world greatest Celebrity?( 张烨想着自己是不是该以骂人为生了,这声望跟白来的一样啊,他能不能骂出一个世界上最伟大的明星来?( …… ……
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