Two Heavenly Queen/days later. 两天后。 Sunday morning. 周日早晨。 Zhang Ye was not called by the alarum, but rested nature to awake, stretched oneself comfortably, gets out of bed looked that the gate of Dong Shanshan bedroom was opening, she for these days also in busy new column, this has gone to work, but on the table also remained is remaining the morning of temperature. 张烨不是被闹铃叫起来的,而是睡了一个自然醒,舒舒服服地伸了个懒腰,起床一看,董杉杉卧室的门开着,她这几天也在忙新栏目,这是已经去上班了,不过桌子上还留着一些残留着温度的早晨。 Has the soybean milk. 有豆浆。 Has the cruller. 有油条。 Obviously is Dong Shanshan brings specially to him. 显然是董杉杉特意给他带回来的。 Zhang Ye is very at heart warm, after washing, has had the breakfast, happily has taken then also a hot bath, after coming out, then depends on the sofa turns on the television to read the news. Over the two days Zhang Ye was busy at to not knowing the east , south , west and north, with pitch-dark described that was too light, Item needed him, the clothing he decided that the plan wanted him to do, Director also he held concurrent jobs, was good because, was good because of finishes in the final stage. Today is the «Zhang Ye's Talkshow» record first day, Zhang Ye also came back last night very much early, has slept calm and steady rarely, does not have the means that the record time certainly must guarantee a good state of mind, otherwise sloppy records program? 张烨心里很暖,洗漱后就吃了早饭,然后还痛痛快快地洗了个热水澡,出来后这才靠在沙发上打开电视看新闻。这两天张烨是真的忙到不知道东南西北了,用昏天黑地来形容都是太轻了,道具需要他,服装得他定,策划要他搞,导演也得他兼职,好在吧,好在在最后阶段完工了。今天是《张烨脱口秀》录制的第一天,昨晚张烨也回来得很早,难得睡了个安稳觉,没办法,录制的时候肯定要保证一个良好的精神状态嘛,不然邋邋遢遢的怎么录节目？ In the morning the news started. 早间新闻开始了。 „Shanghai , Shenzhen Stock market falls suddenly once more!” “沪深股市再次暴跌！” „This month, already three, because speculates in the stock market to jump from an upper story the person of suicide!” “这个月,已经有三起因为炒股跳楼自杀的人！” „Professional analyzes, the stock market falls below 1500 points is only the time issue.” “业内人士分析,股市跌破1500点只是时间的问题。” „The nation starts to carry out the green to go on a journey, does not drive, only sits the public transportation to take the subway, imitates the overseas.” “全国开始推行绿色出行,不开车,只坐公交坐地铁,效仿国外。” „Goes north and other A-list city life rhythms to speed up broadly, many people cannot withstand the quick rhythm, chooses to flee one after another goes north broadly.” “北上广等一线城市生活节奏加快,很多人承受不了快节奏,纷纷相继选择逃离北上广。” Does Zhang Ye wink looks that attaches great importance to very much, because he must look for some news elements from inside, then determined that today must speak any piece, after all the Talkshow form must keep pace with the times, must make alarm to achieve everybody according to the current event to smile, therefore Zhang Ye cannot certainly bring to use the Talkshow piece of his world casually, this world also has similar social incident. Um, if must make the leaders of unit know Zhang Ye this male servant until recording and broadcasting your mother had not determined the program content on the same day, the leadership estimates to sit him! However this is the Zhang Ye style, since he has worked does, the thing in his brain is many, is not can take at that time, wants to be fair, must just right, this be able maximum limit to display his knowledge! 张烨一眨不眨地看着,很重视,因为他要从里面找一些新闻元素,然后才确定今天要讲什么段子,毕竟脱口秀的形式是得与时俱进的,是要根据时事引起共鸣才能达到大家笑点的,所以张烨当然不能将他那个世界的脱口秀段子随便拿来就用,得这个世界也有类似社会事件才可以。嗯,如果要让单位的领导知道张烨这厮直到录播当天都你妈还没有确定节目内容,领导估计得一屁股坐死他！不过这就是张烨的风格,他工作以来都是这么干的,他脑子里的东西是很多,可不是什么都可以在当时拿出来的,要合情合理,要恰到好处,这才能最大限度发挥他那些知识！ The news finished, in the Zhang Ye heart also probably had a preliminary program content, does not use with the note, how he knew the first issue to say. 新闻结束,张烨心中也大概有了一个初步的节目内容了,不用拿笔记,他已经知晓第一期该怎么说了。 Accessed the net to look at one again, today the extraction of «Zhang Ye's Talkshow» audience had ended, their audiences besides some internal tickets, through the network registration then the Luck audience of randomly extraction, the person who pulled out can enter the arena depending on the ID card basically, was very fair, was interaction with netizens, this can increase the column the cohesive force and attraction. 再上网看了一眼,今天《张烨脱口秀》现场观众的抽取已经结束了,他们的现场观众除了一些内部票以外,基本都是通过网络报名然后随机抽取的幸运观众,抽到的人凭身份证就可以进场,很公平,也算是一个跟网友们的互动,这样更能增加栏目的凝聚力和吸引力。 Altogether has sent 60 Luck audiences. 一共发了60名幸运观众。 „Ha Ha, I have selected, good luck oh!” “哈哈,我抽中了,太好运了噢！” „What selected? Lottery ticket?” “抽中什么了？彩票啊？” „«Zhang Ye's Talkshow» program audience!” “《张烨脱口秀》节目现场观众啊！” „Hey, what that has to be good to celebrate, what Talkshow thing that was called to be able attractive to be strange, the ticket gave me me not to want, in the past slept?” “嘿,那有什么好庆祝的,那个叫什么脱口秀的东西能好看才怪,票给我我都不要,过去睡觉去啊？” „In attic, I also acknowledged that «I'll speak for myself» advertisement does is very good, the move that makes is also very big, but the new column must look at the column content in the final analysis, your can from program of online excerpt joke piece, what quality of being worth looking at have completely? This does not work as the fool the audiences! He He, you selected the ticket are not your luck are good, was actually the person of registration were too few, who reported anyone to pass!” “顶楼上,我也承认那个《我为自己代言》的广告搞的很不错,弄出的动静也很大,可新栏目归根结底还是要看栏目内容的呀,你一个全部是从网上摘抄笑话段子的节目,能有什么看头？这不是把观众都当傻子吗！呵呵,你抽中了票不是你运气好,其实是报名的人太少了,谁报谁都能过去！” „Do not say that I want to go to the scene to have a look actually, looks at that Talkshow some multi- trash, comes back me quite to spit the brewer's grain!” “也别这么说嘛,我倒是想去现场看看呢,看那个脱口秀到底有多垃圾,回来我好吐糟啊！” „In building is Hero, risks neck for everybody mine-sweeping!” “楼上是英雄啊,冒着生命危险在为大家扫雷啊！” „Ha Ha, I also very much anticipated that Zhang Ye new column, how many people I must have a look at him to but actually by be scolded, that Zhang Ye is also, very good qualifications, continued the history wasn't good? Must do in any world has not presented the column form, did! I also very liked Zhang Ye before, but was transferred by the powder now black, this program disappointed me, later my daily duty was to eat meal to sleep to scold Zhang Ye! Love cutting of deep responsibility, Zhang Ye this chapter of this somersault was falls sends greatly!” “哈哈,我也很期待张烨的新栏目,我倒要看看他得被多少人骂,那个张烨也是,都有一个很不错的资历了,继续说历史不好吗？非要搞什么世界上都没出现过的栏目形式,太作死了！我以前还挺喜欢张烨的,不过现在已经由粉转黑了,这节目太让我失望了啊,以后我每天的任务就是吃饭睡觉骂张烨！爱之深责之切啊,张烨这回这个跟头是跌大发了啊！” „Oh, what a pity was a pity.” “唉,可惜啊可惜。” „His is irresponsible!” “他这是不负责任！” „Did right, how many jokes casual surfer look to probably make program? This also deceived the audience! The fools looked that your anything blurts anything!” “对,随便上网找几个笑话就要做节目了？这也太糊弄观众了吧！傻子才去看你的那什么脱口什么！” The «I'll speak for myself» chummy air/Qi passed, black Zhang Ye person in abundance cropped up, and railed the sound to start to the question sound of his new column! 《我为自己代言》的热乎气过去了,很多黑张烨的人又纷纷冒头了出来,对他新栏目的质疑声和谩骂声又开始了！ Zhang Ye already became accustomed, has not cared. 张烨已然习以为常,没在意。 But suddenly, a person of weibo authentication appeared speaks! 但突然间,一个微博认证的人出现发言了！ Initially Zhang Ye had worked unexpectedly Beijing broadcasts Radio Station Assistant Station Chief Jia that everywhere to aim at Zhang Ye to suppress the Zhang Ye person, Zhang Ye leaves the basic reason of broadcasting station is he got angry, sees only Assistant Station Chief Jia saying: „Initially we broadcast Radio Station not to leave behind Zhang Ye, it seems like it was most correct one that we made has decided that some people obtained the little result to start blindly arrogant, thinks that one's own was more intelligent than the world, can make and found program that a world could not make, I am only the feeling somewhat am now funny, I was also industry in quite big WebTV stage, I was not very clear, why did you make this trash program broadcast? You most basic art appreciation level and judgment where? Person who so long as has the eye, knows that Talkshow is impossible to succeed!” 竟然是当初张烨工作过的京城广播电台的贾副台长那个处处针对张烨打压张烨的人,张烨离开广播台的根本原因就是和他翻了脸,只见贾副台长道:“当初我们广播电台没有留下张烨,看来是我们做的最正确的一个决定了,有些人获得了一点点成绩就开始盲目自大,以为自己比全世界都聪明,能做出并开创一个全世界都做不出来的节目,我现在只是感觉有些好笑,维我也是业内比较大的网络电视台了,我很不明白,为什么你们让这种垃圾节目播出？你们最基本的艺术欣赏水平和判断力在哪里？只要是个有眼睛的人,都知道那个脱口秀不可能成功吧！” Then, Beijing broadcast the Radio Station radio announcer Jia Yan reply, this was the relative of that Assistant Station Chief Jia, „this did program also call Talkshow? I thought that called the joke comprehensive work more appropriate, was this new program form? Although they have not announced multi-information too about program content, but I could not look that what new form inside has, spells to crowd together the joke, what skill did this call? Elementary student metropolis!” 接着,京城广播电台的播音员贾严跟帖了,这正是那个贾副台长的亲戚,“这种节目还叫脱口秀？我觉得叫笑话大全更合适,这算是一种新节目形式吗？虽然他们没公布关于节目内容的太多信息,可我怎么也看不出来里面有什么新形式,把笑话拼凑在一起,这叫什么本事？小学生都会啊！” Then, the child of Beijing Radio Station that Station Leader ally also presented Zhāng Yě, was snatched the person of silver microphone prize by Zhang Ye with Lucky Bread, his expression is not good, „is mysterious, wins favor by ostentation, must do world first person of laughing uproariously, I suggested that everybody do not look at «Zhang Ye's Talkshow», this column is to waste the time waste energy, is not worth look at!” 然后,京城电台那个台领导战友的孩子也出现了张野,就是被张烨拿幸运面包抢了银话筒奖的人,他的语气也非常不好,“故弄玄虚,哗众取宠,非要搞一个世界第一人的噱头,我建议大家都不要去看《张烨脱口秀》了,这种栏目是浪费时间浪费精力,不值得一看！” „Support!” “顶啊！” „Supports Ono Teacher!” “支持小野老师！” „Said well, this type of program too trash!” “说得好,这种节目太垃圾了！” The weibo fans replies of below many that several person. 下面不少那几个人的微博粉丝们跟帖。 Zhang Ye does not have pissed off, instead has smiled, looks at these familiar names, if they do not stand, one's own quickly gave to forget them, after Zhang Ye changed job, rises dramatically in popularity that hurriedly TV station did, this group of person have not spoken, finally now Zhang Ye changes job must make program, this group of people looked that the public opinion at the same time fell to the ground unattractive «Zhang Ye's Talkshow», did they jump to hit a person when he is down? 张烨没生气,反而笑了,看着那些一个个熟悉的名字,他们如果不站出来,自己都快把他们给忘了,张烨跳槽以后在电视台搞的风风火火人气飙升,这帮人没有一个吭声,结果现在张烨又跳槽了要弄节目了,这帮人一看舆论都一面倒地不好看《张烨脱口秀》,他们又跳出来落井下石了？ Several villains! 几个小人而已！ Zhang Ye is even disinclined to reply them including the reply, is those words, when that I leave Beijing Radio Station bidding goodbye urgently to shout that we wait and see! 张烨甚至连回复都懒得回复他们,还是那句话,还是那句我离开京城电台时的话别急着喊,咱们走着瞧！ Ring, ring, ring, the cell phone telephone came. 铃铃铃,手机电话来了。 Zhang Ye is somewhat accidental, call is Beijing TV Station Hu Fei, is one's own Old Leader, „feeds, did Brother Hu, remember me calls?” 张烨有些意外,来电是京城电视台胡飞的,也是自己的老领导,“喂,胡哥,怎么想起给我打电话了？” Hu Fei asked: „Can you make that Talkshow really?” 胡飞问道:“你真要弄那个脱口秀？” Zhang Ye smiles one, „, don't you favor?” 张烨笑一声,“是啊,你也不看好啊？” „Your boy, the courage may be too big.” Hu Fei has not said does not favor, but the meaning in expression is also very obvious, was only tactful. “你小子啊,胆子可太大了。”胡飞没说不看好,但是语气里的意思也很明显,只是委婉了一些。 Zhang Ye talked about with interest: „My this person of anything is not good, is brave.” 张烨乐道:“我这人什么都不行,就是胆儿大。” Hu Fei provoked laughter by him, said: „keep it up, I will wait to look tomorrow on time, Xiao Lu Da Fei they have supported you, do not disappoint everybody.” 胡飞被他逗笑了,道:“加油吧,明天我准时等着看了,小吕大飞他们一直都力挺你,别让大家失望。” Zhang Ye said indifferently: „My meeting.” 张烨淡然道:“我会的。” Hung cell phone, Zhang Ye looked at time, went out. 挂了手机,张烨一看时间,出门了。 ...... …… 9 : 30. 九点半。 Our company records and broadcasts hall on the 7 th. 维我公司7号录播厅。 In the backstage powder room, Zhang Ye sits in front of the mirror honestly, making a female make-up artist put on make-up to him, this possibly is Zhang Ye since birth first putting on make-up, before most was the lane the hairstyle, initially in Radio Station, not being able to see the face not to need obviously, in TV station, what because Zhang Ye lecture was the history class column, his face was not black, therefore also it does not matter. But this chapter is different, this time is column entertainment program, therefore also requested more to the Host image, the first record, naturally must dress up. 后台化妆间内,张烨老老实实地坐在镜子前面,让一个女化妆师给他化妆,算起来,这可能是张烨有生以来第一次化妆,以前顶多是弄弄发型而已,当初在电台,看不见脸显然不需要,在电视台的时候,由于张烨讲的是历史类栏目,他的脸也不黑,所以也无所谓。但这回不一样,这次是一栏娱乐节目,所以对主持人的形象也要求更多了,第一次录制,自然要打扮打扮。 The female make-up artist asked: „What appearance do you want?” 女化妆师问道:“你想要什么样子的？” Zhang Ye spoke thoughtlessly a saying, „made into Takeshi Kaneshiro to me on the line.” 张烨随口一说,“给我弄成金城武就行了。” „...... Who is Takeshi Kaneshiro?” The female make-up artist puzzles to say. “……金城武是谁？”女化妆师迷惑不解道。 „, That makes into Republic of Korea idol Celebrity such.” Zhang Ye sees female make-up artist dumbfounded , he said with a smile: „Cracks a joke, relaxes.” “呃,那就弄成韩国偶像明星那样吧。”张烨见到女化妆师一阵哭笑不得,他才笑道:“开个玩笑,放松一下。” The female make-up artist said: „Then on simple?” 女化妆师道:“那就简简单单的吧？” „Good, listens your.” Zhang Ye believes the vision of professional. “好,听你的。”张烨相信专业人士的眼光。 Is drawing, that side person runs hurriedly, „Teacher Zhang, what color do the clothes want? Western-style clothing? Otherwise do I bring?” 正画着呢,那边一个人急忙跑来,“张老师,衣服要什么颜色的？还是西装？要不然我都拿过来？” Zhang Ye said: „The first issue, wants a gorgeous point, the red green is good, chart jubilation.” 张烨道:“第一期,要个艳丽一点的吧,红色绿色都行,图个喜庆。” „Good, I take.” That staff hurried. “好嘞,我去拿。”那工作人员赶紧去了。 In Headset transmits Voice of program director adjusts newly, „various group of attention, enter the stadium also to have a half hour to the audience, everybody grasps time!” 耳麦里传来新调过来的现场导播的声音,“各组注意,离观众入场还有半个小时,大家抓紧时间！” Zhang Ye again superhuman, impossible to have held a concurrent post of all duties, for example make-up artist, for example program director, for example odd job, therefore King Hero Vice-Director there has given one after another him to arrange 67 people in the two days. Segment Group highest leader is Zhang Ye, the Segment Group high level and intermediate level is also Zhang Ye one person, under staff is these 67 people, the duty level bad is very big. 张烨就算再三头六臂,也不可能把所有职务都兼任了,比如化妆师,比如现场导播,比如杂务,所以王雄副总监那里在这两天已经陆续又给他安排进来了67个人。栏目组最高负责人是张烨,栏目组高层和中层也都是张烨一人,底下的员工则是这67个人,职务层次差的很大。 „Good.” The female make-up artist fires refers. “好了。”女化妆师一打响指。 Zhang Ye looks in a mirror to have a look, looked fiercely the feeling has not changed the appearance, but in fact scene, will change was very big, because of the ray issue, „, walked!”( 张烨照镜子看看,猛一看感觉没变样子,不过实际上了镜头以后就会变化很大了,因为光线的问题,“可以,走了！”( …… ……