IRAS :: Volume #3

#226: Was stopped up in the ladies'room!


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School Belle bumped into troubles! 校花碰到麻烦了! Unexpectedly forgot to bring the sanitary napkin! 居然是忘了带卫生巾! Zhang Ye this called one to sit wax, he intertwined the half of the day, has sent an information to her: You wait to look that again some people do not have, I also find the person. 张烨这叫一个坐蜡啊,他纠结了半天,才发了一个信息给她:你再等等看有人没有,我也找找人。 Dong Shanshan: Good. 董杉杉:好。 Zhang Ye looked in all directions to look, saw nobody to pay attention to him, fortunately he and Dong Shanshan table were a corner, therefore Zhang Ye calmly was then sideways, stretched the arm to entrain fast, placed the book bag on table to bring Dong Shanshan, opens, took out a piece of sanitary napkin from inside, took one package of new paper napkins, this has put her book bag, but sanitary napkin and so on forced in the one's own pocket. 张烨就四顾看了看,见没有人注意他,也亏得他和董杉杉的桌位是个角落,于是张烨便不动声色地一侧身,抻着胳膊快速一拽,将董杉杉放在桌上的书包拿了过来,翻开,从里头取出一片卫生巾,又拿了一包新的餐巾纸,这才将她书包放了回去,而把卫生巾之类的塞进自己兜里。 Finds the person? 找人? Can say? 可怎么说啊? This matter is not a little good to process! 这事有点不好处理啊! Zhang Ye considered that this matter definitely cannot make other male comrades know, not too nice, others Dong Shanshan is also after all concerned about face, moreover is made this airphone by one's own, itself also somewhat unnecessary influence, must therefore consider that the opposite party female colleague at least does not dislike Dong Shanshan, moreover is discreet in speech, will not make widely known Dong Zhubo to go to bathroom everywhere blindly has not brought sanitary napkin, considered that these factors, Zhang Ye starts to size up in the colleague. 张烨考虑,这事肯定是不能让其他男同志知道的,毕竟不太好听,人家董杉杉也要脸嘛,而且由自己做这个传话筒,本身也有些多余的影响,所以要考虑到对方女同事至少不反感董杉杉,而且嘴严,不会到处瞎张扬“董主播上厕所没带卫生巾”,考虑到这些因素,张烨开始在同事之中打量起来。 This female? It is not good, is a little unkind, is not good to open the mouth. 这个女的?不行,有点刻薄啊,不好开口。 That female? Also is not good, looks is the mouth big person. 那个女的呢?也不行啊,一看就是个嘴巴大的人。 May, and other Zhang Ye not act bashful whose time permits to look, Vice-Director King Hero came, the side also with several people, all female comrades(s), in everybody hand works to put, because the person are too many, therefore the tomorrow's physical examination has been ahead of time, the car(riage) came, goes downstairs.” 可偏偏,正等张烨拿捏不准找谁的时候,副总监王雄过来了,身边还跟着几个人,“所有女同志们,大家手上工作放一放吧,因为人太多,所以明天的体检提前了,车已经来了,都下楼吧。” Now Heavens/Days?” “今天啊?” Yo, ate meal.” “哟,都吃了饭了。” The women whispered several. 女人们嘀咕了几声。 King Xiongdao: Ate meal is unimportant, is mainly inspects the hearing vision and so on several, come, Old Chen, you organize a maid compatriot, walked.” 王雄道:“吃了饭也不要紧,主要是检查听力视力之类的几项,来,老陈,你组织一下女同胞,走了。” In the office a woman stands, greeted everybody to go downstairs. 办公室里一个妇女站起来,招呼大家下了楼。 For several minutes, all women walked a cleanness. 短短几分钟,所有女人都走了一个干干净净。 Zhang Ye was silly, won't Shit, so be skillful? School Belle also waits to save a life! 张烨傻了,我靠,不会这么巧吧?校花还等着救命呢啊! He thinks suddenly that this your mother isn't the results that the red line produces? What marriage affinity? The marriage affinity to put it bluntly makes the person who two people do not know through accidentally know that to each other has the favorable impression through some accidents again, other people always said we have fate really probably are this meaning, is the function of red line also this? Causes some accidents, making them pull closer, is this so-called marriage affinity? How otherwise to explain that the present aspect, your younger sister, in any case you keep a female colleague to me! Did not have! 他突然想到,这你妈不会就是红线产生的效果吧?何谓姻缘?姻缘说白了就是让两个人不认识的人通过偶然认识,再通过一些偶然事件对彼此有好感,旁人总说的“咱俩真有缘分”就大概是这个意思,红线的作用也是这样子的?造成一些偶然事件,让俩人拉近,这就是所谓的姻缘?不然怎么解释眼前的局面啊,你妹啊,好歹你给我留一个女同事吧!一个都没有了! Drops the drop. 滴滴。 The short note came. 短信又来了。 Dong Shanshan: Nobody. 董杉杉:还是没人。 Zhang Ye: Is nobody, office district also nobody, female went to the physical examination. 张烨:是没人,办公区也没人了,女的都去体检了。 Dong Shanshan:...... I first thank you? You help me send, restroom my, you will come not to have the matter, relax. 董杉杉:……那我先谢谢你了?你帮我送来吧,厕所就我一个,你进来不会有事的,放心。 Zhang Ye: Otherwise do I throw the entrance to you? 张烨:不然我给你扔门口? Dong Shanshan: I flowed a leg, the skirt does not dare to put, do you make me exit to take? 董杉杉:我已经流了一腿了,裙子都不敢放下来,你让我怎么出去拿? Flowed a leg, this described that had the picture feeling, making the Zhang Ye nosebleed also almost flow a face, attracted the nose typing saying: Good. 流了一腿,这个形容太有画面感了,让张烨鼻血也差点流了一脸,吸吸鼻子打字道:那好吧。 Dong Shanshan: Do not let other people see, many thanks, turns head to ask you to eat meal. 董杉杉:别让其他人看到啊,多谢,回头请你吃饭。 Received good cell phone, Zhang Ye to go to the restroom to stand on pretended, walked outward, does not have the woman, the person in office district has been short of one less than half, the men were also working, nobody paid attention to Zhang Ye actually. 收好手机,张烨假装去厕所地站了起来,往外走,没了女人,办公区的人少了一小半,男人们也都工作着,倒是没什么人注意张烨 Restroom entrance. 厕所门口。 Going is surface mirror, the left is the ladies'room, the right is a men's room. 进去是面镜子,左边是女厕,右边是男厕。 Zhang Ye went to the men's room to look at the eye discretely first, he feared that inside had the person, when the time comes came out to see that one's own was awkward, must therefore inspect, um, nobody, he felt relieved that came out, then several times moved the step to enter the ladies'room, has not raised the air/Qi courage to come, has coughed. 张烨谨慎地先去男厕所看了眼,他怕里面有人,到时候出来看到自己就尴尬了,于是得检查一下,嗯,没人,他放心地出来了,然后几次挪步想进女厕所,也没提气勇气来,咳嗽了一声。 Drops the drop. 滴滴。 Short note: Did you arrive? Is you coughs? 短信:你到了?是你咳嗽? Zhang Ye returns saying: To. 张烨回道:到了。 Dong Shanshan: Comes , the inside third gate. 董杉杉:进来啊,里面第三个门。 Zhang Ye clenched teeth, looked toward behind once more, confirmed after nobody, braced oneself to make great strides forward the ladies'room, arrived at that room partition middle quickly. 张烨咬了咬牙,再次往后面看了看,确认没人后才硬着头皮迈进了女厕所,快步走到那一个个隔断中间。 The third gate? 第三个门? Here has two rows! Is which third gate? 这里有两排啊!是哪个第三个门? You with which?” Zhang Ye summoned in a low voice. “你跟哪儿呢?”张烨低声呼唤。 Here......” Dong Shanshan voice after a leafed door sends. “这里……”董杉杉的嗓音从一扇门后发出来。 „, Came.” Zhang Ye hurries. “哦,来了来了。”张烨赶紧过去。 Then, separated gate to be opened a slit carefully, can see a leg of Dong Shanshan from the crack in a door indistinctly, the latter half is binding the black silk stockings, approached that side the thigh is actually the white and shiny flesh, was escaped one including the trousers silk stockings less than half, do not look that blindly, gave me.” 然后吱呀一声,隔断门被细细地开了一道缝隙,从门缝里隐约能看到董杉杉的一条腿,下半段裹着黑丝袜,靠近大腿那边却是白花花的肌肤,连裤丝袜被脱了一小半,“别瞎看啊,给我吧。” A hand extends. 一只手伸出来。 Zhang Ye did not look that is not good, otherwise puts in the thing her hand? Moreover he cannot see the eye of Dong Shanshan with the crack in a door, showed that opposite party cannot see his face, naturally does not know that one's own had looked, Zhang Ye naturally does not have anything to be polite, suddenly looked in several, that scene is very attractive, but actually looked that is not quite clear, cannot see many things, a leg, is hanging black silk stockings, high-heeled shoes, did not have. Zhang Ye takes out the sanitary napkin and paper napkin, places is spreading in the hand of crystal nail gently that only extends. 张烨不看也不行啊,不然怎么把东西放到她手上?而且他跟门缝里看不到董杉杉的眼睛,证明对方也看不到他的脸,自然不知道自己看没看了,张烨自然没什么客气的,眨眼瞄了里面好几下,那光景十分诱人,不过却看不太清楚,也看不到多少东西,一条腿,挂着的黑丝袜,一只高跟鞋,没了。张烨取出卫生巾和餐巾纸,轻轻放在那只伸出来的涂着水晶指甲的手上。 Good.” Zhang Ye said. “好了。”张烨道。 Many thanks.” Dong Shanshan said the sound. “多谢。”董杉杉说了声。 But in this flash, out of the door suddenly hears a sound of footsteps, one listens to know that is the sound of high-heeled shoes, the footsteps walks rapidly toward the ladies'room! 但就在这一瞬间,门外猛然传来一个脚步声,一听就知道,是高跟鞋的响动,脚步非常急促地往女厕所走来! The Zhang Ye whole body pore has opened, Shit, do not make to be good! What kind you must make you! His face was white, if this were given to bump into, what baseless rumor has not known spreads, does Teacher Zhang Ye steal into the ladies'room? Dong Teacher and Teacher Zhang ladies'room secret meeting? Zhang Ye knows that the one's own reputation is not quite always good, but that does not have such dreadful fact, moreover concerned others Dong Shanshan reputation! 张烨浑身毛孔都张开了,我靠,你别闹行不行!你是要闹哪般啊你!他脸都白了,这要是被人给撞见了,还不知道得传出什么风言风语呢,张烨老师偷入女厕所?董老师张老师女厕所密会?张烨知道自己的名声向来不太好,可那也没有过这么猥琐的事迹啊,而且还关乎到了人家董杉杉的名声! Dong Teacher?” “董老师?” Dong Teacher you in restroom?” “董老师你在厕所吗?” The woman shouted two, was about to come in! 那女人喊了两声,已经快进来了! When at a crucial moment, the third room partition gate of restroom opened suddenly, inside extended a hand to seize Zhang Ye, has entrained him! 千钧一发之际,厕所的第三个隔断门猛然打开了,里面伸出一只手一把揪住了张烨,将他拽了进去! Zhang Ye has not known totteringly what's the matter, arrived at inside! 张烨跌跌撞撞地还不知道怎么回事,就到了里面! Thump, separated gate to close, one has locked on the other side from inside! 咚的一声,隔断门关上了,从里面咔嚓一下反锁了上去! Zhang Ye one side head, the vision with sitting was squatting there Dong Shanshan touches in one, inspired, the cheek of this male servant one was then red. Dong Shanshan also somewhat is possibly embarrassed, has not blushed, but took a petty action to rub under the hair of temple, to do to conceal. 张烨一侧头,目光就和坐在蹲在那里的董杉杉碰在了一起,吸了口气,然后这厮的脸蛋一下就红了。董杉杉可能也有些窘,没脸红,但却拿一个小动作捋了下鬓角的头发,以做掩饰。 Restroom! 厕所! Also sees the restroom! 又见厕所! On the airplane they have met this aspect in the restroom, now? What Feng Shui treasure trove is the restroom? How old your mother tosses about with here! 飞机上俩人就在厕所遇见过这种局面,现在又来?厕所是什么风水宝地吗?怎么老你妈跟这里折腾啊! However scolded turns over to scold, Zhang Ye greatly was full the fine sights, the vision has almost not needed to observe closely School Belle, the place that was exposed has reflected his face, in the latrine pit was some tick-tock the red liquid, the quantity was not small, in the basket threw one piece fully is being the sanitary napkin of blood, looked at Dong Shanshan again, because was squatting the posture, the buttocks and thigh put together, immediately pushes her plentiful meat buttocks plentifully, revealed white and shiny most probably, the dark valuable blue short skirt early mentioned on the waist, basic has not played the role that covered up, in two legs was black even/including Ku. The silk stockings shed thigh half, probably a wall was the same, blocks has not made Zhang Ye see inside scenery. 不过骂归骂,张烨还是大饱了眼福,目光几乎都不用盯住校花,那走光的地方就已经映了他一脸,茅坑里是一些滴滴答答的红色液体,量还不小,纸篓中扔着一片满是血的卫生巾,再看董杉杉,因为是蹲着的姿势,臀部和大腿加在一起,立刻将她丰腴的肉臀挤得更加丰满了,白花花地露出来了大半,暗宝蓝色的短裙早提到了腰上,根本没起到遮掩的作用,俩腿之间是黑色的连裤。丝袜褪到了大腿一半,好像一堵墙一样,挡住没让张烨看到里面的景色。 They were awkward. 俩人都尴尬极了。 Dong Shanshan coughs continuously, clear throat. 董杉杉连续咳嗽,清清嗓子。 Zhang Ye hurries to respond that turns head to the one side, is not good to look again. 张烨慌忙反应过来,将脑袋扭向一旁,不好再多看。 Dong is Teacher, you?” That woman came. “董老师,是你吗?”那个女人进来了。 Is I, you are...... Zhang Han?” Dong Shanshan said to outside. “是我,你是……张涵吧?”董杉杉对外面道。 The women said with a smile: „Can this listen? Is conducts the broadcast work worthily Teacher, was good to the Voice memory, was right, you best quickly, the physical examination to today, everybody has lined ahead of time up to board, missed several people, led to make me look for you.” 女人笑道:“这都能听出来?不愧是搞播音工作的老师,对声音的记忆力太好了,对了,你最好快一点,体检提前到今天了,大家都排队上车呢,就差几个人了,领导过来让我找你。” Dong Shanshan said: My belly is uncomfortable, otherwise do not wait for me.” 董杉杉道:“我肚子不舒服,要不然别等我了。” No, must physical examination, you not go also to one's own go today another day, when the time comes reimburses anything is also quite troublesome, all right, actually does not worry, I am waiting for you.” The women stood outside are motionless. “别啊,都得体检的,你今天不去改天还得自己去,到时候报销什么的也比较麻烦,没事,其实也不太着急,我等着你。”女人站在外面不动了。 Dong Shanshan said immediately: Does not use I, you go first, my a while.” 董杉杉立即道:“不用等我,你先去吧,我一会儿就到。” Has not related, is colleagues, this fears anything.” The women uphold justice to say. “没关系,都是同事,这个怕什么的。”女人仗义道。 Zhang Ye is about to have cursed at people, heart said that you early did not come late this time to do, your early one minute, the buddy was also insufficient the ladies'room, gave you to be good the thing! Thinks of here, Zhang Ye turns head to give Dong Shanshan to hit the meaningful glance subconsciously, may see should not look, turned the neck hastily. 张烨都快骂人了,心说你早不来晚不来这个时候来干嘛啊,你早个一分钟,哥们儿也不至于进女厕所啊,把东西给你就行了!想到这里,张烨下意识地一回头给董杉杉打眼色,可又看到不该看的了,连忙扭脖子。 Zhang Han also chatted with her, that was Teacher Zhang Ye your schoolmate?” 张涵还跟她聊上了,“那个张烨老师是你同学啊?” Um, a class.” Dong Shanshan on bypass. “嗯,一个班的。”董杉杉应付道。 Opens the vectored thrust: „Is he so really famous with Beijing? I do not look like, his Host like, my first time does not see such has flowed - broadcast Host of bum.” 张涵道:“他跟京城真那么有名?我看不像啊,他连个主持人都不像呢,我第一次见过这么流-氓的播音主持。” Shit! 我靠 Has stopped up my gate! 堵了我的门! Do you also arrange me? 你丫还编排我? Zhang Ye endured, does not endure good, person under eaves, moreover is the eaves of a little show air/Qi, the flavor in room partition is really far nice-smelling, although inside is mixing with some Dong Shanshan perfumes. 张烨忍了,不忍不行啊,人在屋檐下的,而且还是个有点骚气的屋檐,隔断内的味道实在谈不上好闻,虽然里面夹杂着一些董杉杉的香水味。 Dong Shanshan squats was saying to her: Teacher Zhang Ye is the real personality, any words dare saying that any matter dares to do, going to school time this, at heart never has that many colored intestines, therefore likes his person especially liking, dislikes his person, hates the tooth to be itchy.” 董杉杉蹲着对她道:“张烨老师是真性情,什么话都敢说,什么事都敢做,上学的时候就这样,心里从来没那么多花花肠子,所以喜欢他的人都特别喜欢,讨厌他的人,也都恨得牙痒痒。” Zhang Ye catches the eye, originally is School Belle to me this appraisal? Also really understands me! 张烨一抬眼,原来校花对我是这个评价啊?还真了解我! Right, I have not looked.” Zhang Han said that afterward has probably pressed firmly between the fingers the nose, because the business is somewhat strange, I go to the restroom entrance you, is quick?” “是吗,我还真没看出来。”张涵说道,随后好像是捏住了鼻子,因为生意有些怪,“我还是去厕所门口等你吧,快好了吗?” Is quick.” “快好了。” Ok.” “行。” The sound of footsteps is gradually far, stopped in restroom entrance. 脚步声渐远,在厕所门口停下了。 The people have not walked, Zhang Ye does not dare to exit, said in a low voice: What to do?” 人没走,张烨也不敢出去啊,低声道:“怎么办?” I exit first, when we walked you to come out again.” Dong Shanshan whispered, hissing, heard has torn the thing the sound, should take the sanitary napkin, your one's own was aware, do not turn head.” “我先出去,等我们走了你再出来。”董杉杉低语一声,嘶,就听到了扯开东西的声,应该是把卫生巾拿出来了,“你自己自觉啊,别回头。” Um.” Zhang Ye replied. “嗯。”张烨答道。 The following rustling sound, transmits the sound unceasingly. 后面悉悉索索,不断传来动静。 Has sound that the high-heeled shoes move, has sound that the sanitary napkin rubs. 有高跟鞋挪动的声,有卫生巾摩擦的声。 Probably a half minute passed by, following Dong Shanshan said: Good.” 大概半分钟过去了,后面的董杉杉才道:“好了。” Zhang Ye turns head, sees only Dong Shanshan to stretch Ping Lahao the valuable blue short skirt, afterward according to a switch, flushed launching, crash-bang. 张烨回头,只见董杉杉正在将宝蓝色的短裙抻平拉好,随后按了一个开关,冲了下水,哗啦。 The ambiguous atmosphere was too heavy. 暧昧气氛太重了。 Zhang Ye visits her, wants to pass to hold in the arms, but has not dared. 张烨看着她,真想过去搂住,但没敢。 The Dong Shanshan charming look looks at him, I removed first, your one's own carefully.” 董杉杉妩媚的眼神瞄他,“我先撤了,你自己小心点。” Good.” Gazes after Dong Shanshan to open separates the gate to exit, Zhang Ye has attracted the nose, feared that has the blood stream to come out, today saw too. “好。”目送董杉杉打开隔断门出去,张烨又是吸了吸鼻子,怕有血流出来,今天看到太多了。 ...... …… Waited for a long time Zhang Han.” “久等了啊张涵。” All right, Dong Teacher walks.” “没事,董老师走吧。” Good, well, your clothes are very pretty, where buys?” “好,咦,你衣服挺漂亮的,哪里买的?” He He, right? My boyfriend just delivered me last week.” “呵呵,是吗?我男朋友上个星期刚送我的。” You may be really happy, my other half has not known that has given birth.” “那你可真幸福,我的另一半还不知道生没生出来呢。” ...... …… Their speaking voice and footsteps vanished. 两人说话声和脚步消失了。 Zhang Ye shouted the expiration, this inquisitively outward had a look, slipped away the ladies'room quickly, returned to the one's own office district to work earnestly. 张烨呼呼气,这才探头探脑地往外看看,快步溜出了女厕所,回了自己办公区埋头工作。 Red line! 红线啊! You almost want my short remaining life!( 你差点要我老命啊!( …… ……
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