School Bellebumped intotroubles!校花碰到麻烦了!Unexpectedlyforgotto bring the sanitary napkin!
居然是忘了带卫生巾!Zhang Yethiscalledoneto sitwax, heintertwined the half of the day, has sent an informationtoher: Youwaitto look that againsomepeopledo not have, Ialsofind the person.张烨这叫一个坐蜡啊,他纠结了半天,才发了一个信息给她:你再等等看有人没有,我也找找人。Dong Shanshan: Good.董杉杉:好。Zhang Yelooked in all directionsto look, sawnobodyto pay attention tohim, fortunatelyheandDong Shanshantablewere a corner, thereforeZhang Yecalmlywas then sideways, stretched the armto entrainfast, placed the book bag on tableto bringDong Shanshan, opens, took out a piece of sanitary napkinfrominside, tookonepackage of newpaper napkins, thishas putherbook bag, butsanitary napkinand so onforced in the one's ownpocket.张烨就四顾看了看,见没有人注意他,也亏得他和董杉杉的桌位是个角落,于是张烨便不动声色地一侧身,抻着胳膊快速一拽,将董杉杉放在桌上的书包拿了过来,翻开,从里头取出一片卫生巾,又拿了一包新的餐巾纸,这才将她书包放了回去,而把卫生巾之类的塞进自己兜里。Finds the person?
找人?Cansay?
可怎么说啊?Thismatteris not a little goodto process!
这事有点不好处理啊!Zhang Yeconsideredthatthismatterdefinitelycannotmakeothermale comradesknow, nottoonice, othersDong Shanshan is also after all concerned about face, moreoveris madethisairphonebyone's own, itselfalsosomewhatunnecessaryinfluence, must therefore consider that the opposite partyfemalecolleagueat leastdoes not dislikeDong Shanshan, moreoveris discreet in speech, will not make widely known„DongZhuboto go to bathroomeverywhereblindlyhas not broughtsanitary napkin”, considered that thesefactors, Zhang Yestartsto size upin the colleague.张烨考虑,这事肯定是不能让其他男同志知道的,毕竟不太好听,人家董杉杉也要脸嘛,而且由自己做这个传话筒,本身也有些多余的影响,所以要考虑到对方女同事至少不反感董杉杉,而且嘴严,不会到处瞎张扬“董主播上厕所没带卫生巾”,考虑到这些因素,张烨开始在同事之中打量起来。Thisfemale? It is not good, is a little unkind, is not goodto open the mouth.
这个女的?不行,有点刻薄啊,不好开口。Thatfemale? Alsois not good, looksis the mouthbigperson.
那个女的呢?也不行啊,一看就是个嘴巴大的人。May, and otherZhang Yenot act bashfulwhosetimepermitsto look, Vice-DirectorKingHerocame, the sidealsowithseveralpeople, „allfemale comrades(s), ineverybodyhandworksto put, because the personare too many, therefore the tomorrow'sphysical examinationhas been ahead of time, the car(riage)came, goes downstairs.”
可偏偏,正等张烨拿捏不准找谁的时候,副总监王雄过来了,身边还跟着几个人,“所有女同志们,大家手上工作放一放吧,因为人太多,所以明天的体检提前了,车已经来了,都下楼吧。”„NowHeavens/Days?”
“今天啊?”„Yo, ate meal.”
“哟,都吃了饭了。”
The womenwhisperedseveral.
女人们嘀咕了几声。KingXiongdao: „Ate mealis unimportant, is mainly inspects the hearingvisionand so onseveral, come, Old Chen, youorganize a maidcompatriot, walked.”
王雄道:“吃了饭也不要紧,主要是检查听力视力之类的几项,来,老陈,你组织一下女同胞,走了。”In the office a womanstands, greetedeverybodyto go downstairs.
办公室里一个妇女站起来,招呼大家下了楼。For several minutes, allwomenwalked a cleanness.
短短几分钟,所有女人都走了一个干干净净。Zhang Yewas silly, won't Shit, sobe skillful? School Bellealsowaitsto save a life!张烨傻了,我靠,不会这么巧吧?校花还等着救命呢啊!Hethinkssuddenlythatthisyourmotherisn't the results that the red lineproduces? Whatmarriage affinity? The marriage affinityto put it bluntlymakes the person who twopeopledo not knowthroughaccidentallyknowthattoeach otherhas the favorable impressionthroughsomeaccidentsagain, other peoplealwayssaid„wehavefatereally”probablyarethismeaning, is the function of red linealsothis? Causessomeaccidents, makingthempull closer, is this so-calledmarriage affinity? Howotherwiseto explain that the presentaspect, your younger sister, in any caseyoukeep a femalecolleaguetome! Did not have!
他突然想到,这你妈不会就是红线产生的效果吧?何谓姻缘?姻缘说白了就是让两个人不认识的人通过偶然认识,再通过一些偶然事件对彼此有好感,旁人总说的“咱俩真有缘分”就大概是这个意思,红线的作用也是这样子的?造成一些偶然事件,让俩人拉近,这就是所谓的姻缘?不然怎么解释眼前的局面啊,你妹啊,好歹你给我留一个女同事吧!一个都没有了!Drops the drop.
滴滴。
The short notecame.
短信又来了。Dong Shanshan: Nobody.董杉杉:还是没人。Zhang Ye: Isnobody, office districtalsonobody, femalewent to the physical examination.张烨:是没人,办公区也没人了,女的都去体检了。Dong Shanshan:...... Ifirstthank you? Youhelpmesend, restroommy, youwill come not to have the matter, relax.董杉杉:……那我先谢谢你了?你帮我送来吧,厕所就我一个,你进来不会有事的,放心。Zhang Ye: Otherwise do Ithrow the entrancetoyou?张烨:不然我给你扔门口?Dong Shanshan: Iflowed a leg, the skirtdoes not dareto put, do youmakemeexitto take?董杉杉:我已经流了一腿了,裙子都不敢放下来,你让我怎么出去拿?Flowed a leg, thisdescribed that had the picturefeeling, making the Zhang Yenosebleedalsoalmostflow a face, attracted the nosetyping saying: Good.
流了一腿,这个形容太有画面感了,让张烨鼻血也差点流了一脸,吸吸鼻子打字道:那好吧。Dong Shanshan: Do not letotherpeoplesee, many thanks, turns headto askyouto eat meal.董杉杉:别让其他人看到啊,多谢,回头请你吃饭。Receivedgoodcell phone, Zhang Yeto go to the restroomto standonpretended, walkedoutward, does not have the woman, the person in office districthas been short ofoneless than half, the menwere also working, nobodypaid attention toZhang Yeactually.
收好手机,张烨就假装去厕所地站了起来,往外走,没了女人,办公区的人少了一小半,男人们也都工作着,倒是没什么人注意张烨。Restroomentrance.
厕所门口。Going is surfacemirror, the leftis the ladies'room, the rightis a men's room.
进去是面镜子,左边是女厕,右边是男厕。Zhang Yewent to the men's roomto look at the eyediscretelyfirst, hefeared that insidehad the person, when the time comescame outto see that one's ownwas awkward, must therefore inspect, um, nobody, hefelt relieved that came out, thenseveraltimesmoved the step to enter the ladies'room, has not raised the air/Qicourageto come, has coughed.张烨谨慎地先去男厕所看了眼,他怕里面有人,到时候出来看到自己就尴尬了,于是得检查一下,嗯,没人,他放心地出来了,然后几次挪步想进女厕所,也没提气勇气来,咳嗽了一声。Drops the drop.
滴滴。Short note: Did youarrive? Isyoucoughs?
短信:你到了?是你咳嗽?Zhang Yereturns saying: To.张烨回道:到了。Dong Shanshan: Comes , the insidethirdgate.董杉杉:进来啊,里面第三个门。Zhang Yeclenched teeth, lookedtowardbehindonce more, confirmed after nobody, braced oneselfto make great strides forward the ladies'room, arrived atthatroom partitionmiddlequickly.张烨咬了咬牙,再次往后面看了看,确认没人后才硬着头皮迈进了女厕所,快步走到那一个个隔断中间。
The thirdgate?
第三个门?Herehastworows! Is which thirdgate?
这里有两排啊!是哪个第三个门?„Youwithwhich?”Zhang Yesummonedin a low voice.
“你跟哪儿呢?”张烨低声呼唤。„Here......”Dong Shanshanvoiceafter a leafed doorsends.
“这里……”董杉杉的嗓音从一扇门后发出来。„, Came.”Zhang Yehurries.
“哦,来了来了。”张烨赶紧过去。Then, separatedgateto be opened a slitcarefully, cansee a leg of Dong Shanshanfrom the crack in a doorindistinctly, the latter halfis binding the blacksilk stockings, approachedthat side the thigh is actually the white and shinyflesh, was escapedoneincluding the trouserssilk stockingsless than half, „do not look that blindly, gaveme.”
然后吱呀一声,隔断门被细细地开了一道缝隙,从门缝里隐约能看到董杉杉的一条腿,下半段裹着黑丝袜,靠近大腿那边却是白花花的肌肤,连裤丝袜被脱了一小半,“别瞎看啊,给我吧。”
A handextends.
一只手伸出来。Zhang Yedid not look that is not good, otherwiseputsin the thingherhand? Moreoverhecannot see the eye of Dong Shanshanwith the crack in a door, showed that opposite partycannot seehisface, naturallydoes not know that one's ownhad looked, Zhang Yenaturallydoes not haveanythingto be polite, suddenlylookedinseveral, thatsceneis very attractive, butactuallylooked that is not quite clear, cannot seemanythings, a leg, is hangingblacksilk stockings, high-heeled shoes, did not have. Zhang Yetakes out the sanitary napkin and paper napkin, placesis spreadingin the hand of crystalnailgentlythatonlyextends.张烨不看也不行啊,不然怎么把东西放到她手上?而且他跟门缝里看不到董杉杉的眼睛,证明对方也看不到他的脸,自然不知道自己看没看了,张烨自然没什么客气的,眨眼瞄了里面好几下,那光景十分诱人,不过却看不太清楚,也看不到多少东西,一条腿,挂着的黑丝袜,一只高跟鞋,没了。张烨取出卫生巾和餐巾纸,轻轻放在那只伸出来的涂着水晶指甲的手上。„Good.”Zhang Yesaid.
“好了。”张烨道。„Many thanks.”Dong Shanshansaid the sound.
“多谢。”董杉杉说了声。Butinthisflash, out of the doorsuddenlyhears a sound of footsteps, onelistensto knowthatis the sound of high-heeled shoes, the footstepswalksrapidlytoward the ladies'room!
但就在这一瞬间,门外猛然传来一个脚步声,一听就知道,是高跟鞋的响动,脚步非常急促地往女厕所走来!
The Zhang Yewhole bodyporehas opened, Shit, do not maketo be good! What kindyoumustmakeyou! Hisfacewas white, ifthiswere givento bump into, whatbaseless rumorhas not knownspreads, does Teacher Zhang Yestealinto the ladies'room? DongTeacherandTeacher Zhangladies'roomsecret meeting? Zhang Yeknows that the one's ownreputation is not quite always good, butthatdoes not have such dreadfulfact, moreoverconcernedothersDong Shanshanreputation!张烨浑身毛孔都张开了,我靠,你别闹行不行!你是要闹哪般啊你!他脸都白了,这要是被人给撞见了,还不知道得传出什么风言风语呢,张烨老师偷入女厕所?董老师和张老师女厕所密会?张烨知道自己的名声向来不太好,可那也没有过这么猥琐的事迹啊,而且还关乎到了人家董杉杉的名声!„DongTeacher?”
“董老师?”„DongTeacheryouinrestroom?”
“董老师你在厕所吗?”
The womanshoutedtwo, was aboutto come in!
那女人喊了两声,已经快进来了!
When at a crucial moment, the thirdroom partitiongate of restroomopenedsuddenly, insideextended a handto seizeZhang Ye, has entrainedhim!
千钧一发之际,厕所的第三个隔断门猛然打开了,里面伸出一只手一把揪住了张烨,将他拽了进去!Zhang Yehas not knowntotteringlywhat's the matter, arrived atinside!张烨跌跌撞撞地还不知道怎么回事,就到了里面!Thump, separatedgateto close, onehas locked on the other sidefrominside!
咚的一声,隔断门关上了,从里面咔嚓一下反锁了上去!Zhang Yeone sidehead, the visionwithsittingwas squatting there Dong Shanshantouchesinone, inspired, the cheek of thismale servantonewas then red. Dong Shanshanalsosomewhatis possibly embarrassed, has not blushed, buttook a petty actionto rubunder the hair of temple, todoto conceal.张烨一侧头,目光就和坐在蹲在那里的董杉杉碰在了一起,吸了口气,然后这厮的脸蛋一下就红了。董杉杉可能也有些窘,没脸红,但却拿一个小动作捋了下鬓角的头发,以做掩饰。Restroom!
厕所!Alsosees the restroom!
又见厕所!On the airplanetheyhave metthisaspectin the restroom, now? WhatFeng Shuitreasure trove is the restroom? Howoldyourmothertosses aboutwithhere!
飞机上俩人就在厕所遇见过这种局面,现在又来?厕所是什么风水宝地吗?怎么老你妈跟这里折腾啊!Howeverscoldedturns over to scold, Zhang Yegreatlywas full the fine sights, the vision has almost not neededto observe closelySchool Belle, the place that was exposedhas reflected his face, in the latrine pitwassometick-tock the redliquid, the quantitywas not small, in the basketthrewonepiecefullyis being the sanitary napkin of blood, looked atDong Shanshanagain, becausewas squatting the posture, the buttocks and thighput together, immediatelypushesherplentifulmeatbuttocksplentifully, revealedwhite and shinymost probably, the darkvaluableblueshort skirtearlymentionedon the waist, basichas not played the role that covered up, intwolegswasblackeven/includingKu. The silk stockingsshedthighhalf, probably a wall was the same, blockshas not madeZhang Yeseeinsidescenery.
不过骂归骂,张烨还是大饱了眼福,目光几乎都不用盯住校花,那走光的地方就已经映了他一脸,茅坑里是一些滴滴答答的红色液体,量还不小,纸篓中扔着一片满是血的卫生巾,再看董杉杉,因为是蹲着的姿势,臀部和大腿加在一起,立刻将她丰腴的肉臀挤得更加丰满了,白花花地露出来了大半,暗宝蓝色的短裙早提到了腰上,根本没起到遮掩的作用,俩腿之间是黑色的连裤。丝袜褪到了大腿一半,好像一堵墙一样,挡住没让张烨看到里面的景色。Theywere awkward.
俩人都尴尬极了。Dong Shanshancoughscontinuously, clearthroat.董杉杉连续咳嗽,清清嗓子。Zhang Yehurriesto respondthatturnsheadto the one side, is not goodto lookagain.张烨慌忙反应过来,将脑袋扭向一旁,不好再多看。„Dong is Teacher, you?”Thatwomancame.
“董老师,是你吗?”那个女人进来了。„IsI, youare...... ZhangHan?”Dong Shanshansaidtooutside.
“是我,你是……张涵吧?”董杉杉对外面道。
The womensaid with a smile: „Can thislisten? Isconducts the broadcastworkworthilyTeacher, was good to the Voicememory, was right, youbestquickly, the physical examinationtotoday, everybodyhas lined ahead of time upto board, missedseveralpeople, ledto makemelook foryou.”
女人笑道:“这都能听出来?不愧是搞播音工作的老师,对声音的记忆力太好了,对了,你最好快一点,体检提前到今天了,大家都排队上车呢,就差几个人了,领导过来让我找你。”Dong Shanshansaid: „Mybellyis uncomfortable, otherwisedo not wait forme.”董杉杉道:“我肚子不舒服,要不然别等我了。”„No, mustphysical examination, younot goalso to one's owngotodayanother day, when the time comesreimbursesanything is also quite troublesome, all right, actuallydoes not worry, Iam waiting foryou.” The womenstood outside are motionless.
“别啊,都得体检的,你今天不去改天还得自己去,到时候报销什么的也比较麻烦,没事,其实也不太着急,我等着你。”女人站在外面不动了。Dong Shanshansaidimmediately: „Does not useI, yougofirst, mya while.”董杉杉立即道:“不用等我,你先去吧,我一会儿就到。”„Has not related, iscolleagues, thisfearsanything.” The womenuphold justiceto say.
“没关系,都是同事,这个怕什么的。”女人仗义道。Zhang Yeis aboutto have cursed at people, heartsaid that youearlydid not comelatethis timeto do, yourearlyoneminute, the buddy was also insufficient the ladies'room, gaveyouto be good the thing! Thinks ofhere, Zhang Yeturns headto giveDong Shanshanto hit the meaningful glancesubconsciously, mayseeshould notlook, turned the neckhastily.张烨都快骂人了,心说你早不来晚不来这个时候来干嘛啊,你早个一分钟,哥们儿也不至于进女厕所啊,把东西给你就行了!想到这里,张烨下意识地一回头给董杉杉打眼色,可又看到不该看的了,连忙扭脖子。ZhangHanalsochattedwithher, „that was Teacher Zhang Yeyourschoolmate?”
张涵还跟她聊上了,“那个张烨老师是你同学啊?”„Um, a class.”Dong Shanshanonbypass.
“嗯,一个班的。”董杉杉应付道。Opens the vectored thrust: „Is hesoreally famouswithBeijing? Ido not looklike, hisHostlike, myfirsttimedoes not seesuchhas flowed-broadcastHost of bum.”
张涵道:“他跟京城真那么有名?我看不像啊,他连个主持人都不像呢,我第一次见过这么流-氓的播音主持。”Shit!我靠!Has stopped upmygate!
堵了我的门!
Do youalsoarrangeme?
你丫还编排我?Zhang Yeendured, does not enduregood, personundereaves, moreoveris the eaves of a littleshowair/Qi, the flavor in room partitionis really farnice-smelling, althoughinsideis mixing withsomeDong Shanshanperfumes.张烨忍了,不忍不行啊,人在屋檐下的,而且还是个有点骚气的屋檐,隔断内的味道实在谈不上好闻,虽然里面夹杂着一些董杉杉的香水味。Dong Shanshansquatswas sayingtoher: „Teacher Zhang Yeis the realpersonality, anywordsdare saying that anymatterdaresto do, going to schooltimethis, at heartnever hasthat manycoloredintestines, thereforelikeshispersonespeciallyliking, dislikeshisperson, hates the toothto be itchy.”董杉杉蹲着对她道:“张烨老师是真性情,什么话都敢说,什么事都敢做,上学的时候就这样,心里从来没那么多花花肠子,所以喜欢他的人都特别喜欢,讨厌他的人,也都恨得牙痒痒。”Zhang Yecatches the eye, originally is School Belletomethisappraisal? Alsoreallyunderstandsme!张烨一抬眼,原来校花对我是这个评价啊?还真了解我!„Right, Ihave not looked.”ZhangHansaidthatafterward has probably pressed firmly between the fingers the nose, because the businessis somewhat strange, „Igo to the restroomentranceyou, is quick?”
“是吗,我还真没看出来。”张涵说道,随后好像是捏住了鼻子,因为生意有些怪,“我还是去厕所门口等你吧,快好了吗?”„Is quick.”
“快好了。”„Ok.”
“行。”
The sound of footstepsis gradually far, stoppedinrestroomentrance.
脚步声渐远,在厕所门口停下了。
The peoplehave not walked, Zhang Yedoes not dareto exit, saidin a low voice: „What to do?”
人没走,张烨也不敢出去啊,低声道:“怎么办?”„Iexitfirst, whenwewalkedyouto come outagain.”Dong Shanshanwhispered, hissing, heardhas torn the thing the sound, shouldtake the sanitary napkin, „yourone's ownwas aware, do not turn head.”
“我先出去,等我们走了你再出来。”董杉杉低语一声,嘶,就听到了扯开东西的声,应该是把卫生巾拿出来了,“你自己自觉啊,别回头。”„Um.”Zhang Yereplied.
“嗯。”张烨答道。
The followingrustling sound, transmits the soundunceasingly.
后面悉悉索索,不断传来动静。Hassound that the high-heeled shoesmove, hassound that the sanitary napkinrubs.
有高跟鞋挪动的声,有卫生巾摩擦的声。Probablya halfminutepassed by, followingDong Shanshansaid: „Good.”
大概半分钟过去了,后面的董杉杉才道:“好了。”Zhang Yeturns head, sees onlyDong Shanshanto stretchPingLahao the valuableblueshort skirt, afterwardaccording to a switch, flushedlaunching, crash-bang.张烨回头,只见董杉杉正在将宝蓝色的短裙抻平拉好,随后按了一个开关,冲了下水,哗啦。
The ambiguousatmospherewas too heavy.
暧昧气氛太重了。Zhang Yevisitsher, wantsto passto hold in the arms, buthas not dared.张烨看着她,真想过去搂住,但没敢。
The Dong Shanshancharminglooklooks athim, „Iremovedfirst, yourone's owncarefully.”董杉杉妩媚的眼神瞄他,“我先撤了,你自己小心点。”„Good.”Gazes afterDong Shanshanto openseparates the gateto exit, Zhang Yehas attracted the nose, feared that has the blood streamto come out, todaysawtoo.
“好。”目送董杉杉打开隔断门出去,张烨又是吸了吸鼻子,怕有血流出来,今天看到太多了。
......
……„Waited for a long timeZhangHan.”
“久等了啊张涵。”„All right, DongTeacherwalks.”
“没事,董老师走吧。”„Good, well, yourclothesare very pretty, wherebuys?”
“好,咦,你衣服挺漂亮的,哪里买的?”„He He, right? Myboyfriendjustdeliveredmelast week.”
“呵呵,是吗?我男朋友上个星期刚送我的。”„Youmaybe really happy, myother halfhas not known that has given birth.”
“那你可真幸福,我的另一半还不知道生没生出来呢。”
......
……Theirspeaking voice and footstepsvanished.
两人说话声和脚步消失了。Zhang Yeshouted the expiration, thisinquisitivelyoutwardhad a look, slipped away the ladies'roomquickly, returned to the one's ownoffice districtto workearnestly.张烨呼呼气,这才探头探脑地往外看看,快步溜出了女厕所,回了自己办公区埋头工作。Red line!
红线啊!Youalmostwantmyshort remaining life!(
你差点要我老命啊!(
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