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#490: Helps the big goose lag behind the egg

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Meanwhile, Jing Shu felt how many people oneself gave to receive, without the truth goose difficult labor was not good, or did the control goose three long short breath help it lay eggs? 同时,静姝觉得,自己都给几个人接生过了,没道理鹅难产了就不行了啊,要不控制鹅三长一短呼吸助它下蛋？ What a pity cannot control inside goose egg, Jing Shu closing one's eyes makes the goose make for quite a while, made an effort the half of the day however to have nothing to use, egg could not come out, the egg could not have pulled out with the hand, but also had the possibility crumb very much. 可惜不能控制里面的鹅蛋,静姝闭着眼睛让鹅挣了半天,用力了半天但是没啥用,蛋头都出不来,蛋用手还掏不出来,还很有可能捏碎。 Was not really good gives to pulverize the egg directly. 真不行就直接把蛋都给弄碎了。 For a long time this is the reason that has not laid eggs. It seems like the meals cannot make up was good, said again a time pulverized, can't the time pulverize? The lion-head goose must facing this close, perhaps next is opening. 这还是长时间没下蛋的原因啊。看来伙食也不能补的太好了,再说一次弄碎了可以,总不能次次都弄碎吧？狮头鹅总得要面对这一关的啊,下着下着说不定就撑开了呢。 The static milk broke off there of goose, „, inside egg was really big, this following exit|to speak some were also too small, or filled with the soapy water, expanded behind to it? Before some people of difficult labor had used.” 静奶掰开了鹅的那里,“啧啧,里面的蛋真大,这后面的出口也有的太小了,要不用肥皂水灌进去,给它扩一下后面咧？以前有人难产就用过咧。” „Ok.” “行。” Therefore half basin soapy water fills, static milk unceasing expands to the big goose, is the massage, Jing Shu is also controlling big goose unceasing effort, makes an effort, the person and goose tired half dead, the big flower encourage distressed. 于是半盆子肥皂水灌下去,静奶不断的给大鹅扩张,又是按摩的,静姝也在控制着大鹅不断的用力,用力的,人和鹅都累的半死,大花更是心焦力促。 The static master is smoking the cigar, blinks the eye quite a while unable to help, the son-of-a-bitch is not noisy, is standing in side, the fat chicken somewhat seems to be puzzled, are so many people doing? 静爷抽着雪茄,眨巴眼睛半天帮不上忙,狗蛋也不闹了,在旁边站着,肥鸡似乎有些不解,这么多人是在干啥呢？ The static milk expands its following function is useful, before long supported in a big way, Jing Shu gave to rub many oil, was used to lubricate, finally a goose egg is struggling, the fact showed that must grease. 静奶扩大其后面的作用还是有用的,不一会儿就撑大了很多,静姝又给抹了很多油,用来润滑的,终于一个鹅蛋挣扎着出来了,事实证明,还是得上油。 The first goose egg came out, the following goose egg with ease were many, the big flower opened the front door of new world to be the same probably, goose goose goose is calling, then laying eggs one after another, each next comfortable long will exhale the one breath, really must extricate! 第一个鹅蛋出来了,接下来的鹅蛋就轻松很多了,大花像是开启了新世界的大门一样,鹅鹅鹅的叫着,然后一个接着一个的下蛋,每下一个都会舒服的长长呼出一口气,真特么的要解脱了！ Altogether more than ten eggs suppress in the belly, each egg is bigger than the fist, it can be imagined after spirit spring extremely nutritious, this goose egg wanted in a big way several. 一共十几个蛋憋在肚子里,每个蛋比拳头还大,可想而知经过灵泉太过的滋补,这鹅蛋都要大了几圈。 The whole families also shouted finally exhale, calls out in alarm by the present cannot believe not only especially oneself received, but must to the goose the midwifery, really be develops toward veterinarian that aspect. 一家人也终于呼出了一口气,到现在惊呼特么都不敢相信自己不仅给人接生,还要给鹅助产,真是往兽医那方面发展了。 „~” “叮铃铃~” The cell phone crazy sound, Jing Shu looks, 【Being able to starve to death food supervision bureau】 Was WeChat moment just seen? 手机疯狂的响起来,静姝一看,【饿不死食品监管局】的,刚刚朋友圈被看见了？ „Hey, big flower? Was the card egg? How like this, before child, does not have the card the egg! Needed our special people to undergo the surgery to the arrangement in the past?” “喂喂,大花怎么样了啊？是卡蛋了吗？怎么会这样呢,那孩子以前也没卡过蛋呀！需不需要我们专门的人过去给安排做手术？” Jing Shu exhales the one breath: „Good fortune does not fail in one's mission, mother and child are safe, the big flower produced 7 eggs, each egg is also very healthy, it is expected that one month later on one flock of small lion-head geese, congratulated you.” Little said that otherwise more than ten were too frightened, spends one year of quantity more than greatly. 静姝呼出一口气:“幸不辱命,母子平安,大花产了七个蛋,每个蛋也很健康,预计一个月以后就一群小狮头鹅了,恭喜你了。”还是少说点,不然十几个太惊悚了,比大花一年的量都多。 „Whistling, that is good, that is good, was too laborious you Jing Shu, the big flower placed your us to feel relieved very much, can produce such egg to explain quickly you really had skilfully, you were Hua Tuo in apocalypse are alive! We thought of very much the big flower and son-of-a-bitch, can pat a short video to come?” “呼呼,那就好,那就好,太辛苦你了静姝,大花放在你这我们都很放心,这么快就能产这么蛋说明你真的有一手,你就是末世里的华佗在世！只是我们很想念大花和狗蛋,能否拍个短视频过来？” „Does not have the issue, can understand, can understand the family member excitement.” “没问题,能理解,能理解家属激动的心情。” Jing Shu patting one lay in the nest sets on eggs, a face just produced child happily, is sending out the maternal love halo big flower and son-of-a-bitch sends, before long received a big red packet of 888 virtual coin. 静姝给拍了一个卧在窝里孵蛋,一脸刚产完子幸福,散发着母爱光环的大花和狗蛋发过去了,不一会儿就受到了一个888虚拟币的大红包。 The static milk is comforting trembling, as if to the big flower that this has the shadow, „do not fear, which woman does not come like this, is women must by this ridge.” 静奶安抚着瑟瑟发抖,似乎对这产生阴影的大花,“别怕咧,哪个女人不是这样过来的咧,是个女人都要遭这一道坎咧。” emmm... the style is not a little right, slid. emmm...画风有点不对劲啊,溜了溜了。 No matter how said that after the big flower experiences this time, should let loose, behind was also supported in a big way, looks like Wu to have teacher curious of love, under the fat chicken were so many eggs the relaxations? Jing Shu looked at a big flower, un, from now on should unable the card egg. 不管怎么说,大花经历这一次以后,应该就放开了,后面也被撑大了很多,就像是吴有爱的导师好奇的那样,肥鸡下那么多蛋是不是松弛了？静姝看了一眼大花的,嗯,今后应该不会卡蛋了。 Jing Shu returned to the room, the information in cell phone were also many over a hundred. 静姝回到了房间里,手机里的信息又多了上百条。 „Come, takes Our biography country imperial jade seal to pound a walnut to show.” “来啊,拿着朕的传国玉玺给秀儿砸个核桃。” „【Smiles badly】 Is needs also to arrange what goose card egg, is so exactly long has not seen the goose under not to have the egg.” “【坏笑】是不是自己需要啊还编什么鹅卡蛋,活这么久没见过鹅还下不出蛋的。” „ Shock! Because some rich and powerful people there ache is hard to endure, “震惊！某富豪因为那里疼痛难忍, The high price in apocalypse buys! ” stone Lei: „Shock! Learns the 108 th move that shows off newly, others raise chickens I to raise the goose, others put the dog I to put the goose!” 在末世中高价求购开塞露！”石磊:“震惊！学到新炫富的第108招,别人养鸡我养鹅,别人放狗我放鹅！” Dr. stretch/open leaves a message: „Young people anger exuberant understanding, does not use shy, injected the pale salt water to fill intestines toward there to be good, remember, suppressed for five minutes, stopped up with the wooden cork.” 张医师留言:“年轻人火气旺盛理解,不用害羞,往那里注射淡盐水灌个肠就行了,记住,憋五分钟,用木塞堵住。” Polygonum multiflorum: „666, the master said is really , learned one move, master military might!” 何首乌:“666,师傅所言甚是,又学到了一招,师傅威武！” Vegetable/Dish steward: „Dr. stretch/open military might.” 菜管家:“张医师威武。” Jing Shu:...... Emmmm. 静姝:……emmmm。 The topic gradually was then crooked, what is more excessive, her WeChat moment was sent to the group to go to... Jing Shu suddenly not good premonitions. 然后话题就逐渐歪了,更过分的是,她的朋友圈又被发到群里去了...静姝突然有一种不好的预感。 In the near future, the world is passing on this stem, the impulsion is a devil. 不久的将来,满世界传着她这个梗了,冲动是魔鬼啊。 Therefore Jing Shu hurries the chart that made up a big flower to lay eggs, with article: Has solved, the female egg is safe, does not need to open, thank you. 于是静姝赶紧补了一张大花下蛋的图,配文:已解决,母蛋平安,不需要开塞露了,谢谢大家。 Without a while, kept completely the message. 没一会儿,又留满了留言。 „I do not dare to send the commentary now, feared that others use the broadsword to truncate the apple to me, to me draws the halberd to pick out the tooth with nine chi (0.33 m) sparse minute/share of toothed rake with side heaven to me, shoots the hiding everywhere with 100,000 volts high tension wires to me .” “我现在都不敢发评论,怕别人用青龙偃月刀给我削苹果,用九尺钉耙给我疏中分用方天画戟给我剔牙齿,用上十万伏特的高压电线给我弹十面埋伏..” „Dr. stretch/open the prevalent abuse, solved the static director constipation problem quickly.” “张医师流弊,这么快就解决了静理事便秘的问题。” „Dr. stretch/open 666.” “张医师666。” ... More traces is blacker, ok, does not manage, WeChat moment can only look in any case for three days, the crest of wave passes, is a real man. ...越描越黑啊,算了,不管了,反正朋友圈只能看三天的,风头一过,又是一条好汉。 Matter naturally continues these, is, Hao Yunlai woke up, Yang sheep telephoned to pray for rescue to say to Jing Shu, although Hao Yunlai woke up, but there is a sequela. 事情当然不止这几件,还有就是,郝运来醒来了,杨羊给静姝打电话求救说,郝运来虽然醒来了,但是有后遗症。 „Sequela? That is normal, what sequela has?” Jing Shu looks like the doctor the patient diagnoses, the patient said that this uncomfortable that comfortably is not same. “后遗症？那是正常的,有什么后遗症？”静姝就像是医生给患者诊治的时候,患者说这不舒服那不舒服一样。 Does not have the sequela is not then normal, wants in the mountain of US, she to hurt initially entire more than ten days, the road cannot get away, was lifted all the way is going out of the mountain! This was the neighbor foot treads into the Gate of Death, came up from the hell lira, your body must continue to be suffered. 没有后遗症这才不正常了呢,想当初在米国的大山里,她可是疼了整整十几天,路都走不了,一路上被抬着走出大山的！这是邻脚踏入了鬼门关,生生把人从地狱里拉上来,你的身体还是要继续受到折磨的。 „Hao Yunlai entire two days had not slept, he said that he does not dare to rest.” “郝运来已经整整两天没睡觉了,他说他不敢睡。” „?” Jing Shu was surprised, what sequela this is, „why doesn't a grown man dare?” “啊？”静姝惊讶了,这算是啥后遗症,“一个大男人为什么不敢?” Yang sheep made excuses the half of the day, finally said low voice: „ Possibly the sequela was the brain had problems, said that sleeps will enter hell 18, accepted various terrifying criminal laws, moreover real effective, making him once think oneself in the hell. 杨羊支支吾吾了半天,最后小声说:“可能后遗症就是脑子出问题了,说是一睡觉就会进入地狱十八层,接受各种恐怖的刑法,而且真实有效,让他一度以为自己都是在十八层地狱。 He added anything in his lethargic sleep over the past several days, passed in the hell, he once thinks that he must unable to come up you in the hell, but he is very grateful your, is you him from the hell drawing. ” 他还说什么在他昏睡的过去十几天,都是在地狱度过的,他一度以为他要在地狱里上不来了你,不过他还是很感激你的,是你把他从十八层地狱拉上来的。” Jing Shu drags the chin, the cold sweat a little to get down, this special, possibly is not speaking the nonsense, may be real feeds! 静姝拖着下巴,冷汗有点下来,这特么的,可能不是在说胡话啊,有可能是真的啊喂！ Please remember this book first round domain name:. 4 novel net cell phone version reading websites: 请记住本书首发域名:。四小说网手机版阅读网址:
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