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Makes the telephone call excitedly, Wang Fang pinched an uncle ruthlessly, shouts: „Su Long, limits your one minute of internal breaks good clothes to bring all spare clothes and daily necessities, you plant also takes the garlic and scallion that for these days went to your aunt to live in!” 挂完电话,王芳兴奋的狠狠掐了一下大舅,喊道:“苏龙,限你一分钟内穿好衣服带好所有的换洗衣服和生活用品,把你种的大蒜和葱也带上,这几天去你大姑家住！” „Good!” “好嘞！” Uncle's helpless searching tone, „disturbs them to bring a gift on first meeting much.” 大舅无奈的探口气,“去打扰他们得多带点见面礼。” „ Must, but the chicken of your brother-in-law family/home is really good, what a pity I do not think, the old woman looks is more important than the life, the new year's celebration I just said that was higher than the current price on market to buy only the chicken to come back my resentment. “必须的,不过你妹夫家的鸡是真好,可惜我是不想了,老太太看的比命还重要,过年我刚说高于市场价买只鸡就把我怼回来了。 Now counts on that your brother-in-law can walk relations, the chicken that does on two regular licenses, the chicken in black market cannot want, did not know what zombie sickness, the gotten down egg hatched the chicken child of whole body sarcoma, that thing ate is fine the zombie sickness. ” 现在就指望你妹夫能走点关系,搞两只正规上牌照的鸡,黑市上的鸡不能要,都不知道得了什么僵尸病,下的蛋孵化出了浑身肉瘤的鸡崽,那玩意吃了是要得僵尸病的。” The apocalypse third year, some people will not say again, delivered me chicken such words, before apocalypse will not say that delivered me a running quickly to be the same, but also had the local tyrant along with the member money, will deliver only the old mother hen. 都末世第三年了,可不会有人再说,送我一只鸡这样的话了,就和末世前不会说送我一辆奔驰一样的,不过也有土豪随份子钱,会送只老母鸡。 Recently king Cong thought of the friend to get married, he became the best man, along with the member money delivered a cow of value Rolls-Royce, was the cow ; The picture sent online causes the innumerable netizen's envying envy to hate, the entire wedding was exceptionally luxurious, the great hall chocked up the gift: Four pairs of live chicken implication most favorable auspices, a pair of tortoise implication is long-time, a pair of black pig implication perfect match, again the bad start is one bag of Daoxiang Village rice, no one will use virtual coin type of virtual thing. 最近王聪思朋友结婚,他当伴郎,随份子钱就送了一头价值劳斯莱斯的牛,还是母牛;照片发到网上引起了无数网友的羡慕嫉妒恨,整个婚礼异常奢侈,大堂摆满了礼物:四对活鸡寓意大吉大利,一对王八寓意长长久久,一对黑猪寓意珠联璧合,再不济起步都是一袋稻香村大米,没人会用虚拟币这种虚拟的东西。 ...... …… „Hū!” Jing Shu exhales the one breath, the time has time luckily, which day previous generation uncle’s whole family was concrete collapsing to be buried alive Jing Shu to forget by the earthquake, but in these days, not being able to do well is today, in brief, after house collapse that when they lived in can put them to go back, as for can have the idea that wants to live in the saloon car..., Jing Shu will strangle them in the cradle. “呼！”静姝呼出一口气来,幸好时间赶得及,前世大舅一家子具体哪天被地震震塌活埋了静姝已经忘了,不过就在这几天了,搞不好就是今天,总之,等他们住的房子倒塌后就可以放他们回去了,至于会不会有想住在房车里的想法...嗯,静姝会将它们扼杀在摇篮之中的。 Jing Shu is also completes the previous generation a regret, most essential does not make Mother Jing sad sad..., then remembers to have a reunion when the scene with the family member... 静姝也算是完成前世的一个遗憾吧,最关键的是不让静妈伤心难过...嗯,便不由又想起和家人重逢时的场景来... The Black City climate was colder than the US, the land froze hard, many lifeform died, several months have not seen, after experiencing the earthquake and thunder and lightning, Black City is tattered and torn, the construction that central city can live in suction by the underground tornado, not the suction earthquake also caved, many buildings were swallowed, making the Black City address tighter. 乌城的气候比米国冷多了,土地都冻得硬邦邦的,很多生物都死亡了,几个月没见,经历了地震和雷闪之后,乌城更是千疮百孔了,市中心能住的建筑都被地下的龙卷风吸走了,没被吸走的也地震塌陷了,不少楼房被吞噬,让乌城住址更加紧张了。 Jing Shu has not thought that knew the news that she must come back, Father Jing is operating German MAN room tire directly the whole family people when she took off to go to the imperial capital worn-out small airport to wait for her entire three days. 静姝没想到得知她要回来的消息,静爸直接开着德国MAN房车带着一家子人就在她起飞去帝都时的破旧小机场等了她整整三天。 Jing Shu affected is moved to tears. 把静姝感动的热泪盈眶。 „Grew.” Mother Jing covered the mouth. “长高了。”静妈捂住了嘴。 „Also gained weight.” Father Jing was gratified. “也长胖了。”静爸欣慰极了。 „Finally grew hair.” The static milk runs over far away, at the same time is also shouting: „My young little darling, the milk loves dearly you.” “终于长毛了。”静奶老远就跑了过来,一边还喊着:“我的小乖乖,奶心疼你。” Jing Shu: „Un? First two also normal, last did grow hair? Young little darling?” 静姝:“嗯？前两句还正常,最后一句长毛了？小乖乖？” Lowering the head of Jing Shu machinery, seeing the fat chicken to kick the wing, leading two chicken bastards to run rapidly, finally kicked in the bosom of static milk, the static milk was unable to put down is stroking the bald person fat chicken finally long entire chicken feather, the chicken feather mild-mannered and grew, truly grew hair. 静姝机械的低头,看见肥鸡扑腾着翅膀,带着两个鸡崽子飞速的跑了过去,最终扑腾在了静奶的怀抱里,静奶爱不释手的抚摸着秃子肥鸡终于长全的鸡毛,鸡毛更加的柔顺、更加的长了,确实长毛了。 Un??? 嗯？？？ „Looks at Jing Shu to feed to you, but also led two black bastards, later were also many treasured the variety, this can apply for one. The level country protect animals and received the license.” Mother Jing is pointing at two small black chickens. “瞧静姝给你喂的,还带了两个黑崽子,以后又多了珍惜品种,这可以去申请一.级国家保护动物和领取牌照了。”静妈指着两个小黑鸡。 The facial features that the static milk smiles did not have: „Right, must apply, yo behind also follows two, is this goose?” 静奶笑的眉眼都没了:“对对,必须得申请,呦后面还跟着两个,这是鹅吧？” Before Father Jing gesticulates the fat chicken is walking the proportion, „this feared that is every day many next several eggs?” 静爸比划着肥鸡走前的比例,“这怕是每天又得多下几个蛋吧？” The static milk affirmed: „Bigger below are more, it seems like that the granddaughter went to the US not to treat unjustly you.” 静奶肯定:“越大下的越多,看来孙女去了趟米国没亏待你。” The people then remember to turn head to come to see suddenly to already the wind disorderly Jing Shu. 众人这才突然想起扭过头来看向已经风中凌乱的静姝。 „Snowflake floating north wind whinny . A world boundlessness. 0.1 cut in the cold Mei Aoli snow .” “雪花飘飘北风萧萧..天地一片苍茫..一剪寒梅傲立雪中..” …… …… „Certainly thinks that I the fear could not suppress within the body the strength of great antiquity then liking shifting on the fat chicken.” Jing Shu thinks like this. “一定是太想我了害怕抑制不住体内的洪荒之力这才把爱转移到了肥鸡身上。”静姝这样想到。 Really, in one saloon car exposed their true feature. 果然,一上房车就暴露了他们的真正面目。 The buttocks of Jing Shu just sat to the chair on, on the table chocked up various Jing Shu food that likes eating. 静姝的屁股刚坐到椅子上,桌子上就摆满了各种静姝最喜欢吃的食物。 „Unmarried girl, this was the mother gave you for these days the sauced good pig's feet, knows that you liked eating rottenly, specially boiled was very rotten.” “闺女,这是老妈这几天给你卤好的猪蹄,知道你喜欢吃烂的,特意煮的很烂。” „Clever granddaughter first ate to select the pig's feet that your mother made, the milk to you steams the pork chop cowpea to cook in a covered vessel the surface, finished eating the pig's feet to eat the noodles again, withstood/top hungrily, in the pot also boiled you carp soup that liked eating.” “乖孙女先吃点你妈做的猪蹄,奶给你蒸了猪排豆角焖面,吃完了猪蹄再吃面,顶饿,锅里还煮了你喜欢喝的鲫鱼汤。” The static master anything words had not said, has peeled a basin plump hairy crab meat with the tweezers to Jing Shu, big pile of crab shells of indicate this at least dozens with the static master time needed. 静爷却啥话都没说,用镊子早已给静姝剥好了一盆子肥硕大闸蟹的肉,一大堆的蟹壳预示着这至少得几十只和静爷所花费的时间。 Jing Shu picks a bulk to dip in the meat juices cooked in soy bean sauce, enters the mouth, has the fresh and tender crab leg meat, has the fresh fragrance of class/flow oil ovary and digestive gland, the tasty juice thick... slurp, was too delicious! Some biggest key people peel the shrimp shells to take the crabmeat the happy feeling really to you to compare to eat these good food to be satisfied! 静姝夹起一大块来蘸在酱汁里,一口入嘴,有鲜嫩的蟹腿肉,有流油蟹黄的鲜香,味鲜汁浓...吸溜,太好吃了！最大关键是有人给你剥虾壳取蟹肉的幸福感真的比吃这些美食还要满足！ Father Jing in the adobe bed that from builds temporarily pulled out a roast duck that at this time roasts to the golden yellow class/flow oil, cut the scallion thread cucumber thread, displayed the pizza that the sweet sauce and static milk ironed, the Jing Shu piece duck curls the pancake to dip the meat juices cooked in soy bean sauce , eaten corners of the mouth class/flow oil. 静爸此时从临时搭的土炕里掏出了一只烤至金黄流油的烤鸭,切了葱丝黄瓜丝,摆上了甜面酱和静奶烙的薄饼,静姝自己片鸭卷着饼子蘸着酱汁,一口一个,吃的嘴角流油。 „ This time, not only treats an illness, before I also make you, simply has not seen thing, the technology of US truly was advanced my headache to be a few days after good. “这一次不光光是治病,我还弄回来很多你们以前根本没见过的东西,米国的技术确实先进没几天我那头疼病就好了。 Afterward we collected the lots in US many places, right, delivered to That side Li Yuetian, several days later we will take to hide well, there spear/gun was I who the ground picked gives you also to bring much, in insurance report after Li Yuetian there, brought on the body... 后来我们就在米国很多地方搜集了很多东西,对,就送到李曰天那边了,过几天咱们就去取回来好好藏起来,那里的枪都是地上捡的我给你们也带回来不少,到李曰天那里上个保险报备以后都带在身上吧... Right, has the grinding pan that big live crab you seen? Heard that the flavor old was delicious, felt relieved that I bring many live seafood, good first to raise to reproduce well. 对了,磨盘那么大的活螃蟹你们见过没有？听说味道老好吃了,放心我带回来很多活的海鲜,好好好先养上繁殖。 Hasn't the tuna of previous ton seen? Is that super delicious salmon! This dying can eat, basically became extinct to the tuna, good all various professions, are certainly saving eating, coming the person to be a guest ate at holidays again. 上吨重的金枪鱼没见过吧？就是那种超级好吃的三文鱼！这个死的可以吃,对金枪鱼基本绝种了,行行行,一定省着吃,来人做客逢年过节了再吃。 That ladle over ten thousand dollars caviar, I have not eaten, this time we taste. ” 还有那一勺子上万美金的鱼子酱,我不是也没吃过,这次咱们都尝尝。” „Relax, I definitely brought the gift to you, moreover everyone also had, guaranteeing was you have not seen the novel thing.” “放心吧,我肯定给你们带礼物了,而且每人还都有,保准是你们没见过的新奇玩意。” „What? This goose? Was right, these two geese are I rent, this goose background was big, I said to you...” “什么？这个鹅？哦对了,这两只鹅是我租来的,这个鹅来头就大了,我给你们说...” The whole family happiest time, is looks Jing Shu big mouth is eating them for food of Jing Shu careful preparation, is listening to the Jing Shu mouthful running train, starts to speak her to go to the US to meet various interesting fun things, this harvest has anything, and belt/bring comes back these chaotic 7~8 bad things. 一家人最幸福的时刻,便是看着静姝大口的吃着她们为静姝精心准备的食物,听着静姝满嘴跑火车,开始讲着她去米国遇见各种有趣的好玩的事情,这一次的收获有什么,以及带回来这些乱七八糟的东西。 What? As for danger? That does not exist absolutely, others encountered the danger in any case, our family/home Jing Shu continuously protected safety, also did not have the person to have her idea, did not exist had been injured faced with danger matter. 什么？至于危险？那是绝对不存在的,反正别人都遇到危险了,咱们家静姝一直被保护的很安全,也不存有人打她的主意,更不存在曾经受过伤面临过生命危险这种事情。 . 。 Please remember this book first round domain name:. 4 novel net cell phone version reading websites: 请记住本书首发域名:。四小说网手机版阅读网址:
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