IGAFITLOD :: Volume #4

#374: Winning

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Fat chicken of trembling hesitant a meeting, in full gathering place abusing verbally makes it jump down oneself to work as food in the language, finally jumps down, accurate falling to the head of hippopotamus, pair of claws tight grasps the head of hippopotamus, then a mouth said that a small pit appeared. 瑟瑟发抖的肥鸡犹豫了一会,在满场子漫骂让它跳下来自己当食物的语言中,终于跳了下来,准确的落到了河马的头上,双爪紧紧的抱住河马的头,然后一嘴叨下去,一个小坑出现了。 Caused. on laughed 引起了场上哈哈大笑。 „Smiled this chicken, sat in the head plan of hippopotamus ate the hippopotamus?” “笑死了这只鸡,难道坐在河马的头上打算吃了河马吗？” „But seems like giving the hippopotamus flexure to be itchy.” “但是看起来好像在给河马挠痒痒。” Jing Shu has not paid attention to laughing of scene, but asked Petch, „you heard that words China had a proverb, is called power of perseverance?” 静姝没有理会现场的大笑,而是问佩奇,“你听说话华夏有句老话,叫做滴水穿石吗？” .... .... The hippopotamus is revolting, in assuming an air of self approbation, in hits toward the iron basket, but cannot get rid of the fat chicken, therefore, hippopotamus machinery is repeating shaking, hits the behavior of basket. 河马在反抗,在摇头晃脑,在往铁笼子上撞,但是摆脱不了肥鸡,于是,河马机械的重复着甩头,撞笼子的行为。 But fat chicken? It starts the crazy pecking the head of hippopotamus, suddenly is not good ten, entered the chisel same mouth to chisel the pinhole incisively finally, then fat chicken little is eating in the rotten meat. 而肥鸡呢？它开始疯狂的啄起河马的头来,一下不行就十下,尖锐入凿子一样的嘴最终凿了小洞,然后肥鸡一点点的吃着里面腐烂的肉。 Let alone the rotten meat, various rotten scarlet threadworm poisonous snake fat chickens have eaten continually, every day takes in the powerful spirit spring fat chicken hundred not to invade poisonously . Moreover the fat chicken also had one at home ‚bottomless pit’ nickname. 别说腐烂的肉,连腐烂的红线虫各种有毒的蛇肥鸡都吃过,每天摄入强大的灵泉肥鸡早已经百毒不侵了,而且肥鸡在家还有一个‘无底洞’的外号。 It can eat several hundred jin (0.5 kg) scarlet threadworm alone, the belly naturally cannot install, it eats while draws, can work as the uninterrupted perpetual motion machine. 它能独自吃掉几百斤的红线虫,肚子当然装不下,它是一边吃一边拉,可以当不间断的永动机。 Jing Shu no one admires admires in the world all chickens, because they were the frank or straightforward person finished eating on drawing. 静姝谁也不佩服就佩服世界上所有的鸡,因为它们是直肠子吃完就拉。 Time passing slowly, the audience started to have the yawn, said that the chicken was not fierce, but it was flexible, can hide the attack of hippopotamus, especially on one toward the hippopotamus sat, the hippopotamus could not do to it, said that it was fierce, did not have the means with the hippopotamus, pecked that for a long time a big opening. 时间慢慢的流逝,观众们开始打哈欠了,说鸡不厉害吧,但是它灵活,能躲掉河马的攻击,特别是往河马身上一坐,河马都奈何不了它,说它厉害吧,拿河马又没办法,都啄了那么久才一个大口子。 „It seems like this chicken was insane, planned that really ate this hippopotamus.” “看来这只鸡疯了,打算真的吃了这只河马。” „Gives it ten bellies, looks to eat the hippopotamus.” “给它十个肚皮,看能不能吃掉河马。” It looks like this in the audience is nonsensical talk, and ant eats the elephant to be equally funny, this is a chicken is making final struggling and resistance, the zombie hippopotamus does not know that exhausted wish flings to fly to hit the fat chicken, so long as the fat chicken will have a mistake dead without the burial ground. 在观众们看来这是无稽之谈,就和蚂蚁吃掉大象一样滑稽,这就是一只鸡在做着最后的挣扎和反抗,僵尸河马不知疲惫的想要甩飞撞击肥鸡,只要肥鸡有一次失误那么就会死无葬身之地。 The fat chicken can be shocking but not dangerous like the monkey sits on the hippopotamus plays, what is lucky is the zombie hippopotamus, if the zombie snake, the zombie alligator the estimate were incurable. 肥鸡能有惊无险像猴子一样坐在河马头上耍戏,多亏的是个僵尸河马,要是僵尸蛇,僵尸鳄鱼的话估计就没救了。 Just started everyone also to be at the stimulated condition, thinks that the fat chicken must die, the illustration that the host is also going all out very much, as the lubricant of adjustment atmosphere, he must certainly guide the mood of audience, each hippopotamus soon flung to fly the fat chicken, or hits in the gabion to make the sound he to call out in alarm, the audience who also annoyed stood to cheer. 刚开始大家还处于亢奋状态,认为肥鸡要死定了,主持人也在很卖力的解说,作为调节现场气氛的润滑剂,他肯定要引导观众们的情绪,每一次河马快要将肥鸡甩飞出去,或者撞到铁丝笼里发出哐哐的声音他就会惊呼,也惹的观众们站起来欢呼。 However with three times, four times... ten times, the hosts said tired, the audience shouted was thirsty. 但是随着三次,四次...十次,主持人都讲累了,观众们喊的都渴了。 , In the top of the head of hippopotamus presented a pit of fist size over the past ten minutes, without blood, disgusting meat that can wriggle, these looked like the innumerable insects to be the same, was said by the fat chicken the swallowing mouth that but some meat will also counter-attack independently, twined the neck of fat chicken, or thinks that the sucker same attracted on the fat chicken. 过去十分钟了,河马的头顶上出现了一个拳头大小的坑,没有血,只有恶心的、会蠕动的肉,这些就像是无数的虫子一样,都被肥鸡一叨一叨的吃进嘴里,但有些肉也会自主反击,缠绕住肥鸡的脖子,或者想吸盘一样吸在肥鸡身上。 The audience think that the opportunity came, the zombie of non- death must kill the fat chicken immediately, but still by fat chicken with mouth eating clean. 观众们以为机会来了,不死的僵尸马上就要弄死肥鸡了,但依然被肥鸡用嘴给吃光了。 While the hosts do not know how should say the time , the fat chicken was flung finally, the audience people stood, can the competition end?! 正当主持人都不知道该如何说下去的时候,肥鸡终于被甩了下来,全场人都站了起来,比赛要结束了吗？！ Naturally no. 当然没有。 The fat chicken that was fallen possibly ate, in pā drew one big lump, actually saw toward the hippopotamus that the fat chicken overran stopped the footsteps suddenly, mechanical ate got up... this not only to make the host dumbfounded, Petch disgusting almost spat. 被摔下来的肥鸡可能吃多了,噼里啪啦的拉了一大坨,却见朝着肥鸡冲过去的河马突然停了脚步,机械的吃了起来...这一幕不仅让主持人目瞪口呆,就连佩奇都恶心的差点吐了出来。 Some zombie hippopotamuses of eating are not probably hot tempered, the fat chicken looked like found the knack of entry to be the same, started to bustle about like the honeybee, a while jumped down several lumps, really not good on the next two eggs, a while flew on the hippopotamus to continue the pecking to continue to eat, such infinite loop. 有的吃的僵尸河马好像不暴躁了,肥鸡就像是找到了通关的诀窍一样,开始像蜜蜂一样忙碌了起来,一会儿自己跳下来拉几坨,实在不行就下两个蛋,一会儿就飞到河马头上继续啄继续吃,就这样无限循环着。 The zombie hippopotamus is flamboyant, disregards the machine-gun bursts and various types of firearms, so long as some people close to it hot tempered must eat others, 僵尸河马是牛逼,无视机枪扫射和各种枪械,只要有人靠近它就会暴躁的要吃了人家, However in having the situation of food, how you to it, it had not responded. Even a half hour passed by, was pecked the hippopotamus of most head also to continue by the fat chicken to eat not affected, it is like the procedure/program that the programmer establishes, does not know that the ache only knows the feed. 但是在有食物的情况下,你怎么对它,它都没有反应。甚至半个小时过去了,被肥鸡啄掉了大半个脑袋的河马还不受影响能继续吃下去,它就跟程序员设定的程序一样,不知疼痛只知道进食。 The atmosphere is also very subtle, from the suspicion, to compels at first confidently again ignorant, even to present impatient with being foul-mouthed, the people look like sit the roller coaster the same as stimulate. 现场的气氛也很微妙,从最初信心满满到怀疑,再到懵逼,甚至到了现在的不耐烦和骂骂咧咧,众人就像是坐过山车一样刺激。 Petch has not thought, must solve this colossus, only needs to provide sufficient food, what they can not attend , didn't this... have the brain? 就连佩奇都没想到,要解决这个庞然大物,只需要提供充足的食物,它们就可以什么都不顾,这...也太无脑了吧？ Let alone Petch, Jing Shu has not thought that copes with zombie hippopotamus colossus to use such method, the fat chicken... also held the precedent? This is simply unique. 别说佩奇了,就连静姝自己都没有想到对付僵尸河马这种庞然大物可以用这样的方法的,肥鸡...也算是开了先例吧？这简直就是独一无二啊。 Scolded the person of hippopotamus to be getting more and more, more people started to fluster, because pressed too many gambling stakes, they never believe, fierce can resist the hippopotamus of machine gun to be nibbled by this weak method invincibly little cleanly? 骂河马的人越来越多,更多的人开始慌了,因为压了太多赌注,他们始终不相信,凶猛无敌能抵御机枪的河马会被这种幼稚的方法一点点蚕食干净？ „No, is impossible, several tons hippopotamus, I do not believe that this chicken can finish eating.” “不,不可能的,几吨重的河马,我不相信这只鸡能吃完。” „Said again eats the chicken distance death of this type of zombie meat is not far.” “再说吃了这种僵尸肉的这只鸡距离死亡也不远了。” On the field still has the last point to hope the wing, jumping that the innermost feelings of host kick, he bet 1 black market coin conveniently, today really can attain several thousand times to return? 场上还存在最后一点希翼,主持人的内心扑腾扑腾的跳,难道他随手赌了一黑市币,今天真的要拿到数千倍的回报了？ Petch started to worry, Jing Shu instead calm sat, curled upwards one leg on the other to watch the fat chicken performance, this goods did not have other merit, can eat. 佩奇开始着急了,静姝反而气定神闲的坐下来,翘着二郎腿看肥鸡表演,这货也没别的优点,就是能吃。 The audience start little desperate, because gigantic zombie hippopotamus entire was eaten cleanly, the ground drew lump of another lump of chicken excrement, the digestion ability and feed ability of this chicken extremely in the terrifying, ate up food of oneself several times, can eat essential while digests. 观众们开始一点点绝望,因为硕大的僵尸河马整个头都被吃干净了,地上拉了一坨又一坨的鸡屎,这个鸡的消化能力和进食能力太过于恐怖,吃下了自身数倍的食物,最关键是能一边吃一边消化。 The headless hippopotamus zombie has not dropped down, but was the body opens tens of millions pores to start to continue to absorb all food, the fat chicken also continued to eat, this ate continued the 3~4 hour, several tons hippopotamus forcefully eaten was only left over skeleton. 无头河马僵尸并没有倒下,而是身上张开了数千万的毛孔开始继续吸收一切食物,肥鸡也继续吃,这一吃就持续了三四个小时,几吨重的河马硬生生被吃的只剩下了个骨架子。 These is unendurable regarding the audience, it does not have exciting fighting to ripping to biting, but can eat compared with whom, did not say that the hippopotamus is unedible, eats mistakenly the object. 这一场对于观众们是难熬的,它没有刺激的对打对撕对咬,而是在比谁能更吃,也不是说河马不能吃,就是吃错了对象。 When skeleton falls to the ground loudly, the hippopotamuses of value 10,000 black market coins also disappear, means that the competition formally ended. 当骨架子轰然倒地,价值一万黑市币的河马也就此消失,意味着比赛正式结束。 Although the black market and audience do not want to acknowledge, but this competition, truly was the fat chicken wins. 尽管黑市和观众们都不想承认,但这一场比赛,确实是肥鸡赢了。 „Good, I announced, today the fight chicken challenges the tenth even/including life and death to fight, succeeds!” “好吧,我宣布,今天战斗鸡挑战十连生死斗,成功！” With announcement of host, the full house starts to shout abuse, but also somewhat lucky little fellows, small black incredible shouting: „God, god, I won 5000 black market coins! My latter half of life does not worry!” 随着主持人的宣布,满场开始破口大骂,但也有些幸运的小家伙们,小黑不可置信的大喊:“天啊,天啊,我赢了五千黑市币！我下半辈子不愁了！” . m. 。m. Please remember this book first round domain name:. 4 novel net cell phone version reading websites: 请记住本书首发域名:。四小说网手机版阅读网址:
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