IGAFITLOD :: Volume #4

#370: You have your corner/horn, I have my spear/gun

LNMTL needs user funding to survive Read More

Wild boar resistance was too fierce, the fat chicken has to kick on the iron basket, closely grabs the wire netting, looks hit that the fat pig that ground makes an effort iron net, going crazy was the same, was too fearful, scared to death the chicken, but thought of the red-roast spareribs, the fat chicken was competitive. 野猪反抗的太厉害了,肥鸡不得不扑腾着上了铁笼子上,紧紧抓着铁丝网,看着地上的肥猪使劲的撞击着铁网,发疯了一样,太可怕了,吓死鸡了,但一想到红烧排骨,肥鸡就动力十足。 Right, this time is the fat chicken moves on own initiative. 没错,这一次是肥鸡主动动的。 Wild boar continuously howling dozen minutes falling to the ground loudly gradually, not only the audience shout 'motherfucker', but also scolded the father. 野猪一直嚎了十几分钟才渐渐的轰然倒地,观众们不仅骂娘,还骂爹。 Disappoint the audience, this game is still the fat chicken that is possible to win does not win, that threatened must the person who turns dingy walked, many people did not understand why seemed like such fierce animal not to have resisting in front of only the chicken? 让观众们失望的,这一局依然是不可能获胜的肥鸡获胜,那个扬言要把头扭下来的人灰溜溜的走了,许多人都不理解,为什么看起来这么凶猛的动物在只鸡面前却没了招架？ Sixth confronts Comodo giant lizard, the black market abattoir is ranked the 8 th aristocrat pet, compared with the wild boar stronger attack method, the key is the giant lizard, a height 3 meters giant lizard, it compared with the wild boar, the fat chicken did not want to adopt pecking eye despicable style to be invalid. 第六场对阵科莫多巨蜥,黑市角斗场排行第八的贵族宠物,比野猪更强的攻击手段,关键是巨蜥,身长三米的巨蜥,它不比野猪,肥鸡想要通过啄眼睛这种卑鄙的招式是行不通了。 The flash when the giant lizard was lifted , the game must end as we all know. 当巨蜥被抬上来的一瞬间,所有人都知道,游戏要结束了。 About the attack method of fat chicken, won one after another five fat chickens to be seen through back and forth that an appearance by everyone, although everyone experienced to this chicken really unusual, but the color line here, was makes the giant lizard eye one stand close is making the chicken hit motionless, can the chicken also the giant lizard killing? 关于肥鸡的攻击手段,一连赢了五场的肥鸡已经被大家看穿了来来回回就那么个样子,尽管大家见识到这只鸡真的与众不同,但是种族界限在这里,就是让巨蜥眼睛一闭站着不动让鸡打,鸡还能把巨蜥给弄死？ Comodo giant lizard situated in the food chain peak, without the natural enemy, names Comodo dragon, attacking the method frequency are many, but can also let the tail, when the pillar, stands to tear with the claw, the key is poisonous, after being nipped, basically no rescued. 科莫多巨蜥处于食物链顶端,没有天敌,又名科莫多龙,攻击手段频多,还能让尾巴当柱子,立起来用爪子撕扯,关键是身上有毒,被咬到以后基本就没啥救了。 The host is a little regrettable, the black market does not allow the outcomer to shake the life and death ten victories in a row the position, to put it bluntly, this is black market hypes, shears the way of fragrant-flowered garlic, once in a while, will do ten victories in a row, through the backstage data, how to win how the safety strip, in all black market coins through the squeezing recycling light mercenary people hand, then issues massive duties. 主持人到底有点遗憾,黑市是不允许外来者撼动生死十连胜的地位的,说白了,这个是黑市自己炒作,割韭菜的方式,每隔一段时间,就会搞一个十连胜,通过后台数据,怎么样赢怎么样暗箱操作,通过压榨回收光佣兵民众手里所有的黑市币,然后再发布大量的任务。 To put it bluntly, what is 98 mercenary poor unceasing the duty is unceasing is 2 aristocrats works the creation labor value, but aristocrats is enjoying the wasteful service, while fights pet cheerful, again while convenient recycling black market coin, in order to avoid the inflation and in the mercenary hand holds too many black market coins, but trades the commodity. 说白了,就是98的佣兵贫民不断的出任务不断的为二的贵族们打工创造劳动价值,而贵族们一边享受着奢靡的服务,一边斗个宠物乐呵一下,再顺便回收黑市币,以免通货膨胀和佣兵手里持有太多黑市币而去换物资。 By the fat chicken present Comodo giant lizard of strength to fighting, Jing Shu does not know that can be good, therefore, another Jing Shu does not want to waste the time for safety's sake, before the competition starts, Jing Shu threw a pistol to go, „mister, this was the weapon of chicken, it requested to use the weapon showdown.” 以肥鸡现在的实力对战科莫多巨蜥,静姝也不知道到底能不能行,所以为了保险起见,再一个静姝也不想浪费时间,所以在比赛开始前,静姝扔了一把手枪进去,“先生,这是鸡的武器,它要求使用武器对决。” Everyone: „???” What do you mean? 所有人:“？？？”什么意思？ „Hey, is your meaning to let the chicken hits the giant lizard with the pistol? Are you cracking a joke?” Slightly asked black. “嘿,你的意思是让鸡用手枪打中巨蜥吗?你这是在开玩笑吗？”小黑问道。 Jing Shu nods. 静姝点点头。 The host smiled, the audience also laughed, does a chicken use the spear/gun? Even if can open fire, but can hit? 主持人笑了,观众们也大笑了起来,一只鸡用枪？就算能开枪,但能打的准吗？ The giant lizard enters the basket to swing the big body, was eating to the corpse of ground hyena, the fat chicken trembles in the corner, luckily the master threw a spear/gun to come, this thing fat chicken was familiar, the master is aiming to it daily, hasn't eaten the pork not to see the pig to run? The fat chicken straightens up to say to open fire with the mouth with the wing. 巨蜥一进笼子就摇摆着大身体,对着地上鬣狗的尸体就咔嚓咔嚓吃了起来,肥鸡在角落里瑟瑟发抖,幸亏主人丢了个枪进来,这玩意肥鸡熟悉,主人天天对着它瞄准,没吃过猪肉还没见过猪跑吗？肥鸡用翅膀扶正用嘴叨住开枪。 Jing Shu uses the imaginary technique to control the fat chicken adjustment angle. 静姝利用幻术控制肥鸡调整角度。 „Bang” a loud sound, the head blood of giant lizard scatters, the giant lizard eats the pain response to be fierce, just like the frightened person the same as jump, another gunshot hits the giant lizard again, these passed through the skull time completely, the colossus falls to the ground loudly, died at the scene. “砰”一声巨响,巨蜥的头上鲜血四溅,巨蜥吃痛反应剧烈,犹如惊弓之鸟一样跳起来,紧接着又一声枪响再次击中巨蜥,这一次完全贯穿头骨,庞然大物轰然倒地,当场死亡。 The corner/horn fights is too quick, even on the field is still laughing, how wants to have a look at the fat chicken to praise the use weapon to strike to kill the giant lizard, but everyone could not smile at this time, the smile solidified on the face, this special really can be good! 角斗进行的太快,甚至场上还在哈哈大笑,想要看看肥鸡如何表扬使用武器击杀巨蜥的,但这个时候大家笑不出来了,笑容凝固在了脸上,这特么的真的能行！ The way that the fat chicken, is not possible to defeat by prodigy obtains the competition to win, the audience experiences the feeling to be extremely bad! 肥鸡再次以奇葩、不可能战胜的方式取得比赛胜利,观众体验感极差！ The host swallowed saliva, became scarred, „mygod, this was impossible!” But the fact was so, the staff in black market inspects periphery many does not have any means even, black market here person still had prepared to report, 主持人吞咽了一下口水,变得结疤了,“mygod,这不可能！”但事实便是如此,就算是黑市里的工作人员检查了周围很多遍也没有任何办法,黑市这边的人已经准备上报了, Can look change the rule, after all appeared can use the animal of firearms, since like this wasn't it invincible? Is Comodo's meat delicious the Jing Shu plan to try, but the skin is very certainly hard, making a armor is good, therefore lifting to pile up the corpse in the under foot, Jing Shu at this moment is quite magnificent, has the eagle, the wild boar, the leopard, the wolf also has Comodo giant lizard. 看看能不能改一下规则,毕竟出现了能使用枪械的动物,这样以来它不就是无敌了？科莫多身上的肉好不好吃静姝打算试试,但皮一定很硬,做个护甲不错,所以到底是将尸体给抬出来堆积在脚下,此刻的静姝颇为壮观,已经有了老鹰,野猪,豹子,狼还有科莫多巨蜥。 Seventh confronts the aristocrat area buffalo ranked the 6 th, everyone's confidence regained, black market here hit back, Jing Shu flipped the supercilious look, how non- change elephant? 第七场对阵贵族区排名第6的野牛,所有人的信心又重拾了回来,黑市这边做出了反击,静姝翻了翻白眼,咋不找头大象来？ „Pistol is useless to the buffalo, even if in hitting still buffalo, without dies quickly all of a sudden, damn, the buffalo will certainly kill that only hateful pheasant instantaneously.” “手枪对野牛根本就没有用,就算打中了也野牛,也没有那么快一下子就死,该死的,野牛一定会在瞬间就弄死那只可恶的野鸡的。” Still had most people to buy the buffalo victory, they looked like a gambling red eyes gambler, did not win to vow not to rest, but after the Jing Shu teammates witnessed fierce of Jing Shu, quietly bought Jing Shu to win, by this time, looked that the Jing Shu calm appearance knows, she also had certainly the subsequent hand. 依然有绝大部分人买了野牛胜,他们就像是一个赌红眼的赌徒,不赢誓不罢休,而静姝的队友们见证了静姝的厉害以后,都悄悄的去买了静姝赢,到了这个时候,看静姝气定神闲的样子就知道,她一定还有后手。 Will use the chicken of spear/gun, passed to the black market from the abattoir quickly, and now is fighting the buffalo instantaneously many other in the corner/horn to enter the stadium to come to see is the splendid corner/horn fights, the abattoir pushed in the people of more and more watching the fun. 一只会用枪的鸡,从角斗场很快就传到了黑市里,并且现在正在角斗野牛瞬间让其他很多人都入场来看看是精彩的角斗,角斗场挤入了越来越多看热闹的人。 The buffalo is so far the biggest animal, two bull horn can go against the heaven the fat chicken with ease, after the person makes the iron basket with effort, the staff delimited the cow two lines, obviously enrages the buffalo very much intentionally, therefore a buffalo approach instantaneous point exploded the atmosphere, contradicts to come to the fat chicken, the speed is extremely fast! 野牛是目前为止最大的动物,两只牛角可以轻松将肥鸡顶上天,被人费力的弄进铁笼子后,还有工作人员划了牛两道子,很明显是故意激怒野牛,所以野牛一进场瞬间点爆了气氛,冲着肥鸡顶撞而来,速度极快！ Actually can the buffalo before the fat chicken opens fire ended its life? The answer cannot. 野牛究竟能不能在肥鸡开枪前结束它的生命？答案是不能的。 When everyone thinks this nightmare farce terminates finally, Jing Shu threw a machine gun. 就在所有人以为这场噩梦闹剧终于完结的时候,静姝丢进去了一个机枪。 You have your corner/horn, I have my spear/gun, looked that who is more flamboyant. 你有你的角,我有我的枪,就看谁更牛逼。 Everyone: Emmmm does not know , said does not work as to say. 所有人:有一句emmmm不知当讲不当讲。 The machine-gun burst, does not need, so long as lives fixedly to the buffalo is being one strafes, ‚dá dá dá’ the machine gun sound gets up, the audience screamed, the extra bullet also injured accidentally many people, the scene was in chaos. 机枪扫射,不需要准度,只要固定住对着野牛就是一顿扫射,‘哒哒哒’的机枪声响起来,现场的观众们尖叫起来,多余的子弹还误伤了不少人,现场又是一片混乱。 The fat chicken as if comprehends the true meaning that the weapon used, C flamboyant the weapon between cow A and cow can end this buffalo! 肥鸡似乎领悟到了武器使用的真谛,在牛A和牛C之间只有牛逼的武器才能终结这头野牛！ Jing Shu held down grievedly the heart, does not love dearly that dá dá dá the bullet, but loves dearly fully is the buffalo of scar bullet, heard after yak beef air-drying , the hand that manufactures rips the good loaf, the strength is delicious, did not know in this buffalo so many spears/guns to affect the taste. 静姝心痛的按住了心脏,并不是心疼那哒哒哒的子弹,而是心疼满是伤痕子弹的野牛,听说牦牛肉风干后制作出的手撕牛肉条,劲道好吃,不知道这野牛中了这么多枪会不会影响口感。 The audience and experience feeling of aristocrats is extremely bad! 观众们和贵族们的体验感极差！ Reading website: m. 阅读网址:m. Please remember this book first round domain name:. 4 novel net cell phone version reading websites: 请记住本书首发域名:。四小说网手机版阅读网址:
To display comments and comment, click at the button