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#27: How the rabbit rabbit is so lovable can eat the rabbit rabbit

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„Father, your time has the time to rest with great difficulty well, left is doing the enterprise anxiously, helped my one month at home, I was really unbearably busy, these days after you can also careful thinking, actually wants to do was right?” “爸,你这次好不容易有时间可以好好休息一下,就别急着干什么事业了,在家帮我一个月吧,我实在忙不过来了,这段时间你还可以仔细的想想以后究竟想干什么啊对不对？” Jing Shu decides first to stand firm Father Jing, why immediately apocalypse must blow, might as well after waiting for apocalypse, group of national working stand in the system, is not only the secured job, the internal treatment is also good, but also is about than one step to know the news the person. 静姝决定先稳住静爸,马上都末世了干啥都得吹,还不如等末世以后帮国家干活站在体制内,不仅是铁饭碗,内部待遇也好一点,还比人快一步知道消息。 „Ok, I first help the unmarried girl work, unmarried girl's enterprise wanted, how can not manage.” Every day over ten thousand Yuan income makes Father Jing also very excited, what he is excited is the unmarried girl has the skill compared with him! “行,我先帮闺女干活,闺女的事业要起来了,怎么能不管。”每天上万元的收入让静爸也十分激动,他激动的是闺女比他有本事！ Therefore the Father Jing daily responsibility is the morning opens alternative energy car to deliver Mother Jing to go to government 30 km away to go to work, when Jing Shu post-sale is responsible for uniting the buyer between live broadcasts, the mail express, sometimes repairs a thing then two people differently to quarrel again because of the world outlook with the static master... 于是静爸每天的职责就是早上开着能源车送静妈去30公里外的政府上班,当静姝的售后负责联直播间的买家,邮寄快递,有时候和静爷一起修理个东西然后两人因世界观不同再吵一架... The thief who the time crosses like this is quick, in December, Black City has not snowed unexpectedly, still like spring. 时间就这样过的贼快,十二月份,乌城竟然还没有下雪,依然暖暖如春。 The world is elevating temperature, each region estimate was higher than 9 compared with the old times on average, Guangdong Fujian maintained at 30, Hainan was close to 40, northwest Black City in 21. 全球都在升温,各地预计比往年平均高出九,广东福建保持在30,海南接近40,西北乌城都在21。 CCTV is busy blocking various stars in the morning, confiscates various industries of star ; At noon is busy making the charity, someone contributed how much money, who takes the star and enterprise that oneself half of properties make the public welfare must praise. 央视早上忙着封杀各种明星,没收明星的各种产业;中午忙着做慈善,谁谁捐了多少钱,谁把自己一半财产拿出来做公益的明星和企业也得表扬。 Not only in the evening must report that which country was also chaotic, but China actually prosperous scene, but must report that the reduced carbon dioxide emission, little drives to suppress the global warming. 晚上不仅要报道哪个国家又乱了,而华夏却欣欣向荣的景象,还要报道减少二氧化碳排放、少开车等抑制全球变暖。 The agricultural channel reported the way of recovery crops, some crops the germination long leaf, spring the summer could not grow the fruit after all in the winter. 农业频道则报道补救农作物的方式,毕竟有些农作物冬天发芽长叶了,春天夏天就长不出果实了。 The science channel boasted daily this is because anything caused, in any case either , either, neither , neither, Jing Shu that third-class art and drama college graduated did not understand that profound issue. 科学频道则天天吹牛这是由于什么什么引起的,反正公说公有理,婆说婆有理,一个三流艺术学院毕业的静姝不懂那么高深的问题。 But Jing Shu knows, as after the group star collides to create the sunlight vanishes, Earth crazily will also elevate temperature, the ecology of Earth will be disrupted thoroughly! 但静姝知道,随着群星碰撞所造成阳光消失后,地球还会疯狂的升温,地球的生态将彻底被打乱！ The four seasons will not exist, fearful disasters brutal claim the lives of countless person, vanish along with the sunlight, without doubt had one misfortune after another to form the judgment day time, people called it apocalypse. 四季将不复存在,一次次可怕的天灾无情的夺走无数人的生命,伴随着阳光消失,无疑雪上加霜形成了世界末日时代,人们将其称为末世。 Before treasuring well apocalypse approaches final several days! 好好珍惜末世来临前的最后几天吧！ In the vegetables pickled to fully occupy 50 big jug and chicken quail eggs to end after the vacuum packing sauced one after another, the duck egg salt ended, Jing Shu on this day massacred 60 rabbits, only kept 5 to multiply in the space. 在相继蔬菜腌完占满了50个大坛子、鸡鹌鹑蛋用真空包装卤完、鸭蛋腌完后,静姝这一天杀掉了60只兔子,只在空间里留了五只繁衍。 Father Jing killed the rabbit, to peel Tupi this matter must the static master come, the hiding use that peeled also to dry in the sun much in three building flat roofs. Jing Shu is responsible for chopping to come of age it, under the static milk is responsible for the rabbit exploding the dry/does moisture to golden yellow to fish. 静爸杀兔子,剥兔皮这件事还得静爷来,剥下来的皮子用处也多多都晾在了三楼晒台上。静姝负责将其剁成丁,静奶负责下兔炸干水份至金黄捞起。 Skinned this bloody matter to keep a back by far. 剥皮这种血腥的事情就远远的留了个背影。 Before the static master also very early in the morning draws the rabbit rabbits that puts the camera yesterday, to everyone popular science, static master each early daily besides performing and sitting massage armchair, many, every day takes to show off the food, and we pat distribute as before WeChat moment to be equally same, does not show off is unhappy. 静爷还一大早把昨天拉来的兔兔们放到摄像头前,给大家科普一下,静爷每早的日常除了唱戏、坐按摩椅以外,又多了一个,每天把食材们拿出来炫耀一下,就和我们拍照发朋友圈一样一样的,不炫耀就不开心。 The rabbit rabbits drank the spirit spring fertilizer and sprouting/moe of dilution, furry was lovable. 兔兔们喝了稀释的灵泉又肥又萌,毛茸茸的可爱极了。 A numerous between live broadcasts think that today traded a style. 直播间的一众以为今天换了个风格。 „Today my static elder sister does not make Chinese pickles to deliver the relative, changed to deliver the live rabbit?” “今天我静姐不做腌菜送亲戚了,改送活兔子了吗？” „This rabbit rabbit good lovable oh, how much money?” “这兔兔好可爱噢,多少钱一只？” Just asked, Jing Shu changed among the live broadcasts the name: So long as 1998 Yuan, can make you arrive crisply are respirable. 刚问完,静姝就改了直播间名:只要1998元,就能让你爽到不能呼吸。 Then the lovable rabbit rabbits chopping became rabbit Ding by Jing Shu, golden yellow that quick changes, then fries the fragrant ginger scallion to stir-fry with the hot pepper Chinese prickly ash together, the bright red hot pepper is joined to shining rabbit Ding, drenches the sesame oil, scatters the little sesame seeds, fragrant hot rabbit Ding completes! 然后可爱的兔兔们就被静姝唰唰的剁成了兔丁,很快就变的金黄,接着和海椒花椒炒香姜葱一起爆炒,鲜红的辣椒配上金灿灿的兔丁,淋香油,撒少许芝麻,香喷喷的麻辣兔丁做好！ The previous quarter added that „rabbit rabbit is so lovable, how can eat the rabbit rabbit.” Latter the moment turns „comes one to me!” 前一刻还说“兔兔那么可爱,怎么可以吃兔兔。”后一刻就变成“给我来一份！” „ Among my static elder sister's live broadcasts takes the entire net freshest food, “我静姐的直播间取全网最新鲜的食材, Not one! ” In 2 rises vessel that hot rabbit Ding Zhuangjin seals, draining the air refrigeration can put for a half year to keep the flavor unchanged, drinks spirit spring rabbit Ding release/place one year is not a problem. 没有之一！”麻辣兔丁装进密封的二升容器里,抽干空气冷藏可以放半年保持味道不变,喝过灵泉的兔丁放一年不成问题。 60 plump rabbits packed 125 vapor tight tanks, Jing Shu sold 20. 60只肥硕的兔子装满了125个密封罐,静姝卖出了20个。 Next morning, the static master herded 50 lovable fertilizer fat ducks to be filled with the lens, quack are calling big fat duck, was lovable. 第二天一早,静爷赶着50只可爱的肥肥的鸭子挤满了镜头,一声声嘎嘎叫着的大肥鸭,可爱极了。 Then was quick turns into one only to smoke the dry/does sauced good pressed salted duck, first after smoking sauced, when all over the body sauce yellow, flowed all over the body the oil and fragrance overflowed, the pressed salted duck that fresh and tender tasty, provides much food for thought completed. 然后很快就变成了一只只熏干卤好的板鸭,先熏后卤,当遍身酱黄、通体流油、香气四溢时,鲜嫩爽口、回味无穷的板鸭就做好了。 Third day, static master kicking before more than 70 chickens showed the lens, then turned into air-drying chicken and sauce salt chickens, the vacuum sauced chicken. 第三天,静爷把扑腾着的70多只鸡展现到了镜头前,然后就变成了一只只风干鸡、酱腌鸡、真空卤鸡等。 Fourth day, more than 300 quails were made the sauced, explodes, roasts, air-drying and other wait/etc. of 第四天,300多只鹌鹑被做成了卤的、炸的、烤的、风干的等等等。 Fifth day, when the static master is pulling two greatly black pigs brought in the innumerable whoas, making the vanity of static master fully obtain satisfaction. Therefore also invited the specialized killing pig master. Two pig quantities were too big, divide for two days to do to stir-fry the kidney and hot blood clot, fries the streaky pork to clamp greens these to eat presently, since Jing Shu drank serial number 4 to the whole families( 1 drop of + 1000 ml water) after spirit spring, the capacity for food of whole family became extraordinary good, naturally this drinking serial number 3 the effects of strong and healthy body were more tangible, eaten were also more. 第五天,当静爷牵着两头大黑猪的时候引来了无数惊叹声,让静爷的虚荣心充分得到了满足。为此还请来了专业的杀猪师傅。两头猪量太大,分了两天做爆炒腰子、麻辣血块,煎五花肉夹生菜这些都现吃,自从静姝给一家人都喝了编号四(一滴+1000ml水)的灵泉后,全家人的饭量都变得出奇的好,当然她这种喝编号三的强身健体的效果更明显,吃的也更多。 After the big bone makes soup cooling freezes, on the one hand makes the soup stock, on the one hand can make the aspic. 大骨熬汤冷却后冷冻,一方面做高汤,一方面可以做肉冻。 In the red-roast small platoon discharges the vapor tight tank, the sauced pig meat, ear, tongue and heart stomach lung and large intestine small intestine. Pickles the pig tail, pig's feet and hoof pang these vacuum packing refrigeration. 红烧小排中排放密封罐,卤猪头肉、耳朵、舌头、心肚肺、大肠小肠。腌猪尾、猪蹄、蹄髈这些都真空包装冷藏。 Eight legs do to smoke the ham, waited to smoke to eat cut genuine ham, how to eat fragrant... slurp. 八个腿做熏火腿,等熏好了想吃了切一片真正的火腿,怎么吃都香...吸溜。 Oh was right, Sun Yinrui court decision. 噢对了,孙银瑞的法院判决下来了。 Sun Yinrui the wife wants before ruling the divorce must arrive at all properties, but was rejected by the court, in advance confiscated Sun Yinrui and all money as well as all real estate in Yang Yun yun account. 孙银瑞的老婆想在判决下来前离婚要到所有财产,但被法院驳回,先行没收了孙银瑞和杨云云两人账户内的所有金钱以及所有不动产。 Although the national new plan just carried out the government and institution, properly speaking Sun Yinrui such private business can also exploit the legal loopholes, but the court is very strong, direct under rules the notice, added that Sun Yinrui the luck is not good, catches up, in the country struck hard in this crucial point, even if Sun Yinrui considers on the Supreme People's Court is still this result. 虽然国家新策刚刚落实完政府和事业单位,按理来说孙银瑞这样的私企还可以钻个法律空子,但法院很强势,直接下判决通知书,还说孙银瑞运气不好,赶在了国家严打这个节骨眼上,就算孙银瑞告到最高人民法院上也是这个结果。 Had not looked that CCTV does catch the star who the embezzlement stresses various tax evasion daily? 没看央视天天抓贪污抓各种漏税的明星吗？ Sun Yinrui was deprived the political rights, on record, and sentences the fixed-term imprisonment 5 months ; Yang Yun yun, Sun Zijian were deprived the political rights, on record, and transforms for a month ; The grass was sentenced with Sun Yinrui with the crime. 孙银瑞被剥夺政治权利,纪录在案,并判有期徒刑五个月;杨云云、孙子健被剥夺政治权利,记录在案,并改造一个月;小草被判与孙银瑞同罪。 The new policy of country is this, a person of crime entire family met with a disaster, what is most fearful is on record these four characters, can only receive worst food after apocalypse in the government, the government does not refuse stubbornly to cause trouble for this group of people hungrily, and there is a certain labor force. 国家的新政策就是这样,一人犯罪全家遭殃,最可怕的是记录在案这四个字,在末世以后在政府只能领到最差的食物,政府也是为了这群人饿不死不闹事,并且有一定的劳动力。
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