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#25: The life and death looks pale, refuses to accept to do!

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Also the static master static milk is not literate luckily, without harming two people. If two old people were literate to see this to rail one piece to be able to bear this public opinion pressure? The fist of Jing Shu has started to make noise. 也幸好静爷静奶不认字,没有伤害到两人。如果两位老人识字看见了这谩骂一片能受得了这种舆论压力？静姝的拳头已经开始作响。 Over ten thousand pointed at the nose to scold personally, can how many people be able to bear? 被上万个人指着鼻子骂,有多少人能受得了？ Jing Shu from apocalypse injured cut and bruised comes back, not artificial, but only recognizes a few words. 静姝是从末世被伤的遍体鳞伤回来的,不矫情但只认一句话。 The life and death looks pale, refuses to accept to do! 生死看淡,不服就干！ Was bullied is thinking endures to arrive at apocalypse to kill people again happily to is not the Jing Shu temper, Jing Shu likes seeing him unable to block from the hatred in eye immediately immediately, but has to kneel the appearance that begged for mercy. 被人欺负了想着忍忍就到末世了再杀人给个痛快不是静姝的性子,静姝喜欢立刻马上看见他遮不住眼里的仇恨,但又不得不跪地求饶的样子。 «Invites good fortune the plot of Capturing» each level of deceased person crisp is for a while, Jing Shu the personal enemy who likes in apocalypse living on dishonorably, each several chapters have turned out to come to see, once for a while in the wound scatters a salt again... 《延禧攻略》每级都死人的剧情爽是一时的,静姝更喜欢末世里苟活的仇人,每过几章就翻出来看看,时不时伤口上再撒点盐... Now the best way does not hire the naval units' sailors in the live broadcast and Zhu Zhengqi goes to war, such waste money did not say that did not have the significance, the Jing Shu live broadcast is a pretence, is only for the grain in storage, does not want such bewildered fire. 现在最好的办法不是也去雇佣水军在直播间和朱正气的水军打仗,那样浪费钱不说还没意义,静姝的直播就是个幌子,只是为了存粮,不想这么莫名其妙的火起来。 „Hey? Permanent tight? Helps me check a black history of person, he called Zhu Zhengqi, the mobile number sent to WeChat to you. Good, good, Sun Yinrui the news I am paying attention every day, you do is very good, should the last hammer to put?” “喂？恒紧吗？帮我查一个人的黑历史,他叫朱正气,手机号给你发到微信上。好的,好的,孙银瑞的消息我每天都在关注,你们做的很棒,最后一锤应该要放出来了吧？” „What? He actually said that found that to identify his woman, is that woman also willing to testify the bought matter? Where really curious Sun Yinrui to looked for fake goods.” “什么？他竟然说找到了那个指证他的女人,那名女人也愿意出庭作证被收买的事情？呵,真好奇孙银瑞到哪找了个冒牌货。” „Relax, I will testify finally, did not keep secret to this security is unimportant.” “放心吧,我最后会出庭作证的,到了这一步保密不保密的就不重要了。” After making the telephone call, Jing Shu also thought a while, Sun Yinrui has boasted with his son incessantly, but also has boasted on other woman belly? Is Su Meimei? This did not expose their relations, this is the last hammer, Jing Shu ensure the last hammer gets down, Sun Yinrui this person ended. 挂完电话后静姝还想了一会儿,难道孙银瑞不止和他儿子吹过牛皮,还在别的女人肚皮上吹过牛皮？难道是苏美美？这不是曝光了他们的关系么,这就是最后一锤啊,静姝保证最后一锤下去,孙银瑞这个人就完了。 Sun Yinrui the wife can hammer dead he. 孙银瑞老婆会锤死他。 Right, Sun Yinrui the wife has the family/home violent, Sun Yinrui by the wife, the logistics company is Sun Yinrui the old husband's family's home, Sun Yinrui can be responsible for the Black City logistics, before Sun Yinrui by the solid hammer, the company will not be really given up him for his public relations even. 没错,孙银瑞的老婆有家暴,孙银瑞又是靠老婆的,物流公司就是孙银瑞老婆家的,孙银瑞才能负责乌城的物流,之前孙银瑞就算真的被实锤了,公司还是会替他公关不会放弃他。 But if Sun Yinrui the wife knows that he... the family/home violent of tigress made apocalypse ten years later grandson silver auspicious not dare the bright road in some outside people, it can be imagined her despotic power. 但要是孙银瑞的老婆知道他在外面有人了...母老虎的家暴让末世十年后的孙银瑞都不敢过明路,可想而知她的淫威。 Possibly because Sun Yinrui the wife is very strong, the return home violent, Sun Yinrui will look that ugly, but will install gentle Su Meimei very much. 可能因为孙银瑞老婆很强势,还家暴,孙银瑞才会找那么丑但很会装温柔的苏美美吧。 Those who were worth a saying was, in this beautiful face PS age, after Su Meimei was only in a one by one appearance the special effect, could not have seen to come to see the person of beautiful face. 值得一说的是,在这个美颜PS的年代,苏美美是唯一一个打扮上了特效后还看不出来看了美颜的人。 Over the following several days Jing Shu every day still various busy bustling souse types of vegetables/dishes. 接下来几天静姝每天依然忙的热火朝天的腌制各种菜。 And pickled mustard plant, although simplest, but wants the salt dehydration, needs elimination water repeated putting salt and souse dehydration, to put salt such procedure/program several times again, the pickled mustard plant name also from this. 其中榨菜虽然最简单,但要盐脱水,需要几次不停的除水反复的放盐、腌制去水、再放盐这样的程序,榨菜的名字也由此而来。 pickled mustard plant took 13 big jugs, is in Jing Shu all Chinese pickles largest, not most delicious, but it is most common in apocalypse, the retention time is long, anti- eats. 榨菜占用了13个大坛子,是静姝所有腌菜里数量最多的,并不是最好吃的,但它在末世里最不起眼,保存时间久,又耐吃。 Made 5 altar/jar sweet garlic, is the need first dehydrates with the salt, adjusts the juice to put in the jug to turn one time to cover securely every day again, pickling for several days was good. 做了五坛甜蒜,也是需要先用盐脱水,调汁放坛子里每天翻一次再盖严,腌几天就好了。 The following salt radish and fermented cucumber, the lettuce bamboo shoots, the winter bamboo shoot, sour beans first dehydrates with the salt, then put in the putting jug that the sauce concocted in accordance with the law on the salt on the line. 接下来的腌萝卜、酱黄瓜,莴笋,冬笋,酸豆角都先用盐脱水,再放酱料依法炮制的放坛子里腌上就行了。 Relatively speaking various pickled vegetables on simple were too many, having the carrot of remaining, black-eyed pea, the cabbage, the lettuce bamboo shoots, the cucumber cutting and slicing cuts the section, installs in the big jug in turn, turns on the water with various seasoning cover good, 2-3 days can eat, with the Chinese pickles different flavors. 相比而言各种泡菜就简单的太多了,把有剩的胡萝卜,豇豆,卷心菜,莴笋,黄瓜都切块切段,分批装大坛子里,放水和各种调料盖好,2-3天就能吃了,和腌菜不同的味道。 The sweet sour radish troubled slightly, needs to boil the 4~5 hour with the flame slowly, simmers the juice of taste beautiful. 甜酸萝卜就稍微麻烦了些,需要用小火慢慢熬四五个小时,煨出味美的汁液。 Simplest soaks the floral axis of garlic, the floral axis of garlic cut segment Fangcu to soak finishing up, wants to eat to take momentarily, wants to soak to put momentarily. 最简单的就是泡蒜薹了,蒜薹切段放醋里泡着完事,想吃了随时拿出来,想泡了随时放进去。 For these days salt vegetable/dish too many Yandu was insufficient, 这几天腌的菜太多盐都不够了, Jing Shu wanted 500 jin (0.5 kg) not to have the sodium salt. Those who were worth a saying was, Jing Shu sold 10 sweet garlic and more than ten fermented cucumber for these days respectively, and dozens sweet sour radishes, each 998 Yuan. 静姝又要了五百斤无钠盐。值得一说的是,静姝这几天分别卖出了十份甜蒜、十几份酱黄瓜、和几十份甜酸萝卜,每份998元。 Jing Shu is also very helpless. 静姝也很无奈啊。 Does not know that was her taunt had an effect on that day, next day 50,000 popularity turned into hundreds of thousands suddenly, making her the young anchor who no one paid attention to from one become the sentiment's more than ten th anchor instantaneously, wrested away the barrage list, to lose the egg list and rise quickest three big lists while convenient. 不知道是不是那天她的嘲讽起了作用,第二天原本五万的人气突然变成了十几万,让她从一个没人关注的小主播瞬间成了人气第十几的主播,顺便霸占了弹幕榜单、丢鸡蛋榜单、上升最快三大榜单。 Jing Shu wants to close live broadcast peaceful, who knows by the static master is also discovered said how your switch does not open the live broadcast... 静姝想关了直播安静一下,谁知还被静爷发现说你这开关都不开咋直播的... That that the sailors scolded called one, actually attracted the eating melon people of innumerable observing and emulating to have a look is any anchor day to be pounded hundreds of thousands eggs. 水军骂的那叫一个嗨啊,吸引了无数观摩的吃瓜群众看看究竟是什么主播一天被砸十几万鸡蛋。 Because the sailors mostly are the customizing robot, coming and going is that several establishes the good words, does not have the brain to be black, what words scolded anything coarse . Moreover the brushing barrage that full screen, ate the melon people to understand the whole story of matter quickly. 但因为水军大多是自定义机器人,来来去去都是那几个设定好的话,就是无脑黑,什么话难听骂什么,而且满屏的刷弹幕,吃瓜群众很快就弄懂了事情的原委。 Had to eat the melon people to refute: 就有吃瓜群众反驳了: „Whom anchor this was offends spurt was so miserable.” “主播这是得罪谁了被喷的这么惨。” „Second generation of rich was scolded aloof from worldly affairs does not care miserably, does not know that hires the sailors to scold again?” “富二代就是清高被骂这么惨也不在乎,难道不知道雇水军再骂回去吗？” „Turned the beforehand video, discovered that the food of her family/home really good, what lane is really clean, I believe that she delivers the relative and family/home eats. Without them said that is so miserable.” “翻了之前的视频,发现她家的食材是真的好,弄的是真干净,我相信她是送亲戚和自己家吃的。没他们说那么惨啊。” „Really could not look that this has anything to be good to spurt, others made the Chinese pickles anything words not to say.” “真看不出来这有什么好喷的,人家做个腌菜啥话也没说啊。” „Lying trough was brushed quickly, big fellow to/clashes the duck! Turns the sailors dry/does!” “卧槽这么快被刷下去了,大家伙冲鸭！干翻水军！” Therefore a side is the spontaneous people pure after wants to turn dry/does the sailors discover unable to stand off the sailors, shares each post a forum lira person, this matter returned the micro blog to be small, said that the sailors now are so rampant? 于是一方是自发的民众单纯的想干翻水军发现敌不过水军后,就分享到各个贴吧论坛里拉人,这个事还上了微博小热门,说水军现在都这么嚣张了吗？ Attracted more people to come and sailors does against, the sailors were soon submerged another wave of hundreds of thousands sailors flushed to withstand/top in the first three positions Jing Shu, as people of both sides were getting more and more, the young some local tyrants were always attracted . Moreover the topic was also crooked. 吸引了更多的人来和水军对着干,水军快要被淹没的时候又一波十几万的水军冲进来把静姝顶到了前三的位置上,随着双方的人越来越多,总有一小部分土豪被吸引了,而且话题也歪了。 „This is the fine food, the price is definitely expensive, is sells was a little also expensive.” “这是精品食材,价格肯定贵,就是卖的也有点贵了。” „Others have not asked you to buy, said delivers the relative to eat. This is a second generation of rich.” “人家也没求着你们买啊,都说了送亲戚自己吃的。这就是富二代啊。” „Is good to like the paternal grandmother, felt that what vegetable/dish can pickle, I learned.” “好喜欢奶奶,感觉什么菜都会腌,我都学会了。” „I like the grandfather, he seems like the carpenter, anything will do exactly, will boast.” “我喜欢爷爷,他好像是木工,什么活都会做,而且还会吹牛皮。” „Anchor good not to have had the feeling, why has been cleaning vegetables?” “主播好没存在感啊,为什么一直在洗菜？” „But seems like the feelings of some ice-cold goddesses, the words are not many my static elder sister, cleans vegetables adeptly.” “但看起来有种冰冷女神的感觉,话不多我静姐,洗菜最拿手。” „It is not good, seems like has the appetite, 2 rises so many, is the vessel so even big on does not have dozens unable to get down? Now such clean health does not leave about the additive, food such good real did not have, outside I was pregnant did not dare to eat, expensive/noble ate again was feeling relieved that was important. I first give everyone to try the flavor!” “不行了,看起来好有食欲,一份有二升那么多,连容器都这么高大上没有几十块下不来吧？现在这么干净卫生不乱放添加剂,食材还这么好的真没有,我怀孕了都不敢外面吃,再贵吃着放心才重要。我先给大家试试味道！” First the person hits to enjoy, behind ate the river crab the person to be many, therefore among live broadcasts when the sailors and people did a period, there are to start the local tyrant to buy various Chinese pickles. 先有一个人打赏,后面吃河蟹的人就多了,于是直播间就在水军和民众干架的期间,又有兴起土豪买了各种腌菜。 Less than two days some local tyrants brush various gift Tyrant screen daily, start is Jing Shu asks for redress with is uneven, and sent the opening a box video to show that this Chinese pickles actually delicious, cried simply delicious, thus attracted the curiosity of more person to purchase one, from was then out of control. 没过两天一些土豪天天刷各种礼物霸屏,开始为静姝伸冤和不平,并且发了开箱视频证明这腌菜究竟有多好吃,简直好吃哭了,从而吸引了更多人的好奇购买了一份,从比便一发不可收拾了。
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