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#23: So long as 998, can make you arrive crisply is respirable

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„Can live broadcast bring the glove? Otherwise will say that does not bring the glove is not hygienic.” Static milk somewhat anxious took a look at the granddaughter to suspend three cameras inside and outside the villa, „did this start? Without opening ceremony what?” “直播要带手套吧？不然会说不带手套不卫生。”静奶有些紧张的瞅着孙女在别墅里外摆了三个摄像头,“这就开始了？没个开幕仪式啥的？” Jing Shu: „My milk, you actually know this stem...” 静姝:“我的奶,你竟然知道这个梗...” Now old people are not quite good to deceive. 现在老人都不太好糊弄了。 „In foreign style is passing a earth, the earth ocean earth ocean, the clown in the equally boiler room and countryside, how also raised the chicken duck.” The static master shuts out very much, „looks at your is not good, I give you to put in order the chicken circle.” “洋气中透着一种土,土洋土洋的,锅炉房和乡下的一样丑,咋还养上鸡鸭了呢。”静爷很是嫌弃,“瞧你这样可不行,我来给你重新整一下鸡圈。” Therefore first day the live broadcast, the previous quarter was also worried oneself red static master latter quarter on dedicated made the chicken duck to abandon, his busy form was Jing Shu first day the lonely live broadcast increased many strange colors. 于是第一天直播,前一刻还担心自己红了的静爷后一刻就专注的去弄鸡鸭舍了,他忙碌的身影为静姝第一天冷清的直播添加了不少奇怪的色彩。 At the request of static milk, Jing Shu with beforehand did not have the popularity live broadcast number to put in order the simple opening ceremony to deceive the own milk: 在静奶的要求下,静姝用之前没人气的直播号整了个简单的开幕仪式糊弄一下亲奶: „Hello, today must make many red pepper paste to give to the relative and eats, has the friend of liking to hit to enjoy 998 Yuan, the private letter address, I gave you to post the past.” “大家好,今天要做很多辣椒酱送给亲戚和自己吃,有喜欢的朋友打赏998元,私信地址,我给你邮过去。” And inscribes the live broadcast title: The peasant family good food of second generation of rich is daily, so long as 998, can make you arrive crisply is respirable. 并写上直播标题:富二代的农家美食日常,只要998,就能让你爽到不能呼吸。 Space vegetables chicken duck cow that is prolongs the life, 998 Yuan is inexpensive, said again she is also hopeless some people to buy. 空间的蔬菜鸡鸭牛那可是延年益寿的呢,998元一份可不贵,再说她也没指望有人买。 Every day the content auto-building video of live broadcast will retain, but can also 5 times and 10 times return looks. Jing Shu saw for ten years ago the live broadcast content of spicy eye, selling to sprout/moe ying chirp to ask the collection, asked the recommendation ticket to delete light one not to remain. 每天直播的内容会自动生成视频保留,还可以五倍、十倍回看。静姝看到了十年前辣眼睛的直播内容,把卖萌嘤嘤嘤求收藏、求推荐票的全删光一个不留。 Starting today, only then the second generation of rich hangs the peasant family that explodes the day to be daily! 从今天开始,就只有富二代吊炸天的农家日常！ Jing Shu put 3 cameras, a cleaning vegetables area and cut the vegetable/dish area and a souse end product area and ensure the souse the entire process, the clean health does not have the additive, when the time comes Mother and Father Jing asked time that your enterprise how one cent has not gained, Jing Shu also said you to look that I have also tried hard earnestly. 静姝放了三个摄像头,一个洗菜区、一个切菜区、一个腌制成品区,保证腌制的全部过程,干净卫生无添加剂,到时候静妈静爸问你这事业咋一分钱没赚到的时候,静姝也好说你看我也认真努力过啊。 Takes in spirit spring fifth day, the Jing Shu strength and endurance had obvious increase, takes up the box of 60 L hot peppers is not strenuous, Jing Shu is responsible for cleaning the red hot pepper. 摄入灵泉的第五天,静姝的力气和耐力有了明显的增加,拿起一箱箱60L的辣子一点不费力,静姝负责清洗红辣子。 The static milk takes the glove mask to be responsible for with the automatic meat mincing machine destroying the hot pepper, the simplicity of operator is relaxed. 静奶带上手套面罩负责用自动碎肉机把辣椒打碎,操作简单轻松。 The resilience of cleaning vegetables is really huge, Jing Shu received a Sancha 12 square meters red hot pepper, the space product must be the high-quality goods, is all glittering and translucent carving, fresh full, the quantity is extremely numerous, although no dust, but light/only the clean spent for two hours. 洗菜的工程量真巨大,静姝收了三岔12平米的红辣子,空间出品必属精品,个个晶莹剔透,新鲜饱满,数量还极多,虽然没什么灰土,但光清洗就花了两个多小时。 The static milk may be unable to idle, she starts to introduce that what hot pepper is the good hot pepper, what vegetable/dish has used the agricultural chemicals, but also takes the hot pepper to demonstrate to everyone. 静奶可闲不住,她开始介绍什么样的辣椒是好辣椒,什么样的菜打没打农药,还拿着辣椒给大家做示范。 Although passed in and out several old fans, had to tease one ‚beautiful woman to transfer the duty’ also to stop, scolded her to sell such expensive/noble people not to have, looked lonely this, but a static milk person said was very cheerful. 尽管进进出出了几个老粉丝,有调侃一句‘美女转职了吗’也就到此为止了,连个骂她卖这么贵的人都没有啊,瞧这冷清的,但静奶一个人说的还很乐呵。 Jing Shu quietly works hard, one month later apocalypse must arrive, who has the mood live broadcast! to peel Suanjiao is broken, onion skins to twist, tomato to skin to mince these resiliences broken is very big, all prepares materials to clean to twist to noon to prepare broken. 静姝埋头苦干,一个月后的末世就要到了,谁有心情直播啊！剥蒜绞碎、洋葱去皮绞碎、西红柿去皮剁碎这些工程量都很大,一直到中午才把所有备料清洗完绞碎准备好。 The static milk static master psychic force is shortly unsatisfactory, Jing Shu gave in two people water to mix 1 drop of + 1000 ml water spirit spring, and decided that every day, over half a month in the future busily may have, without the strength was not good. 眼看着静奶静爷精神力欠佳,静姝给两人的水里掺了一口一滴+1000ml水的灵泉,并决定每天来一口,往后大半个月可有的忙呢,没力气可不行。 At noon the static milk static master appetite increases, two people said that does not dare to eat, the old person could not digest the indigestion to be serious, but belly gū lū lū hungry has made a sound, without the means two people ate full, was very strange, they for a long time do not have the appetite unable to feel very much hungrily. 中午静奶静爷胃口大增,两人都表示可不敢多吃,老人消化不了积食可严重,但是肚子咕噜噜饿的一直响,没办法两人吃了个饱,很是奇怪,他们已经很久没胃口也感觉不到饿了。 „Does lives the rapidness of multi- digestion, was hungry. Lives at the day after tomorrow heavenly stems so many, definitely has the appetite daily.” Jing Shu titter, she more and more can realize that spirit spring to the benefit that the body provides, No. 1, even if spirit spring cuts in half the present also to jump for joy, the senile sign did not have. “干的活多消化的快,就饿了。以后天天干这么多活,肯定天天有胃口。”静姝偷笑,她越来越能体会到灵泉对身体带来的好处,编号1号就算灵泉减半了现在还活蹦乱跳的,一点衰老的迹象都没有。 Except for eating a much less... belch. 就是除了吃的有点多...嗝。 In the afternoon Jing Shu and static milk start to make the hot sauce in the top with two cauldrons simultaneously, puts to twist the broken hot pepper, sticky chili bean sauce, 下午静姝和静奶开始在灶台用两个大锅同时熬辣子酱,放绞碎的辣椒,豆瓣酱, The tomato are broken, the white sugar white vinegar, the salt boils, boils while stirs, after moisture evaporation, pass/test fire puts the garlic end onion end monosodium glutamate to mix evenly. Jing Shu uses 2 rises new exhaust seal canned hot sauce, the hot pepper of so many boxes boiled 50 cans, almost 1/10, were hearing the fragrance, Jing Shu clamped red pepper paste steamed bun two to do the light... to suck in air through the teeth at the scene, was really delicious! 西红柿碎,白糖白醋,盐煮沸,边煮边搅,待水分蒸发后关火放蒜末洋葱末味精搅匀。静姝就用二升新型排气密封罐装辣子酱,那么多箱的辣椒就熬出了50罐,差不多十分之一,闻着久违的香味,静姝当场夹了个辣椒酱馒头两口干光...吸溜,真好吃！ This hot sauce seal refrigerated several years is not bad, remained in the kitchen, remaining Jing Shu precious admitted the basement. 这辣子酱密封冷藏个几年都不会坏,留了一些在厨房,剩下的静姝宝贵的放进了地下室。 The lonely live broadcast of first day ended in the Jing Shu mouthful hot sauce, some static milk worries is looking at so many hot sauces: „This, if cannot sell, may eat lord knows.” 第一天的冷清直播在静姝满嘴辣子酱中结束,静奶有些担心的望着这么多辣子酱:“这要是卖不出去,可吃到猴年马月去了。” Cannot sell luckily, if sold Jing Shu also to worry, Jing Shu kept two box of hot peppers to expose to the sun three buildings to do made chili powder, makes the spicy beef jerky essential supplementary material. 幸好卖不出去,要是卖出去了静姝还发愁呢,静姝留了两箱辣子晒到了三楼等干了做辣子粉,是做麻辣牛肉干必不可少的辅料。 „You unexpectedly live broadcast? Showing is red! The matter consideration of that contract? Now but two people had were lining up, I helped you block, did not do to decide that I could not help you.” Zhu Zhengqi sent in the information suddenly. “你竟又直播了？说明还是想红吧！那个合同的事考虑的怎么样了？现在可是有两个人有在排队了,我帮你拦下来了,再不做决定我也帮不了你了。”朱正气突然发来了信息。 Jing Shu pats the forehead, she how this troublesome forgetting, because the previous generation her coordination two people do not have the long-standing and deep-rooted friend, Zhu Zhengqi played an intermediary role to take the commission to vanish in the Jing Shu world, the apocalypse ten years had not seen again, who thought this Shicheng quack remedy. 静姝拍额头,她怎么把这个麻烦给忘记了,前世由于她的配合两人也没深交,朱正气起了个中介的作用拿完佣金就消失在了静姝的世界里,末世十年都再没见过,谁想这世成了狗皮膏药。 „I broadcast casually, the person who or you first arrange that two lining up, making one wait for me is also embarrassed.” Jing Shu has played the trick was played . “我随便播播,要不你先安排那两个排队的人,让人等着我也不好意思。”静姝才玩过的把戏又被人玩,呵。 She had really not feared that Zhu Zhengqi interrogated Father Jing then gives it away, when the time comes put out the contract saying that how signed other company Zhu Zhengqi to take her? But this terrible business can avoid avoiding, Jing Shu thinks that calm and steady final several days do to select eating of apocalypse. 她还真不怕朱正气质问静爸然后穿帮,到时候拿出合同说签了别的公司朱正气又能拿她如何？但这种麻烦事能避免就避免,静姝就想安安稳稳最后几天做点末世的吃食。 Zhu Zhengqi really started various types to convince, WeChat was not good telephones, indistinct must call to eat meal the Jing Shu whole family, helpless Jing Shu the dragging said: „I try again the moon/month, gives me to select the time again, the last month is not hot I certainly to look for you.” When the time comes apocalypse whose bird anyone. 朱正气果然又开始了各种说服,微信不行就打电话,隐约还要把静姝一家子叫出来吃个饭,静姝无奈拖延道:“我再试试个把月,再给我点时间,最后一个月不火我一定找你。”到时候末世了谁鸟谁。 „Good.” Zhu Zhengqi did not have idea probably. “好吧。”朱正气好像是没辙了。 When Jing Shu relaxes to start to inspect every day the space, practices fifth-order Rubik’s Cube, Zhu Zhengqi starts the entire trick. 就在静姝松了一口气开始每日巡视空间、练5阶魔方的时候,朱正气开始整幺蛾子了。 After content 10 times of Zhu Zhengqi live broadcast the day of Jing Shu looked, fast sneers: „998? Thought money thinks crazily! Is this red? Snort, good, makes me accelerate an advancement, so as to avoid makes you think that this circle has is much good to mix.” 朱正气把静姝这天直播的内容十倍快速看了一遍后冷笑:“998？想钱想疯了吧！就这样还想红？哼,也好,就让我加速一下进程吧,免得让你以为这个圈子有多好混。” Zhu Zhengqi loves dearly spent 2000 dollars to buy the sprayer, the belt/bring rhythm starting from tomorrow, will spurt without the brain , without the brain was black. Does not have the popularity no one to pay attention in any case, in addition some countless people spurt her every day, even if came the person to look so many people scolded an anchor, sold 998 the thing of several dollars, the brought rhythm will still follow to scold. 朱正气心疼的花了两千块钱买喷子,从明天开始带节奏,无脑喷,无脑黑。反正也没有人气没人关注,再加上每天都有无数人喷她,就算来了人一看这么多人骂一个主播,把几块钱的玩意卖998,被带的节奏也会跟着骂。 Can the little girl who she, just graduated, unable to withstand? Ahem. 就她,一个刚毕业的丫头片子,能承受得住？哼哼。 „Does not leave for three days I to make you unable to escape from my palm. Must rise in prices, rises five . No, rises 100,000!” Zhu Zhengqi as if saw to seek his scene that Jing Shu cried. “不出三天我让你逃不出我的手掌心。必须要涨价,涨个五..不,涨十万！”朱正气仿佛看见了静姝以泪洗面的来求他的场面了。
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